Fall Asleep to Bill Burr's Life Advice (2)
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- Bill Burr is an american comedian/actor and he's one of the funniest out-there.
This segment is taken from Burr's online podcast "Monday Morning Podcast" where he humorously discuses wide range of subjects and issues, state opinions, tell tales and life stories, and lend advice to listeners and fans while they navigate life's dilemmas.
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Bahahahaha this one made me laugh out loud actually. Bill how lucky are YOU to be lectured by someone else's woman. Love it 😂😅
I don't need a therapist, I just listen to bill
17:28 This sixteen minutes has some of the most valuable advice for men.
Wayne Rooney is the best footballer to ever play imo.
On a Bill kick lately- and coming to the opinion that a person can say as much offensive (or “non-pc” or whatever) shit as he/she wants, without alienating their audience, 31:55 as long as it’s funnier than “offensive”. & Bill’s a master at working that ratio
I agree
I think ppl need to take responsibility that they bought a ticket to show that may offend them & suck it up. Or turn it off. Texas just banned the word gay from all schools & grades. I thought gay was PC . He is hilarious. Much love peaceful Thursdays, dragging ass Mondays, clams in being thrown in your face, gay happymen are the happiest, f*"' women, College Station, exit plans, And cold lotion! Shi
Great advice. Clean & direct, sympathetic & honest. F#*kin great advice directly to the heart of the matter but also throwing back the curtains a bit & not narrowing our world to the point of a single issue.
The more I hear (its not my first listen, this stuffs got legs. Ill tell you, Bill's analysis of the issue & his ability to pinpoint the motivations behind certain actions delivered in a common sense, everyman language & with a moral compass, a heart and unadulterated truth is not only refreshingly insightful...its also entertaining as fu*k. Honesty can have feelings but when advice or decisions begin based on feelings followed by honesty then its no longer honest & the advice we get is instantly flawed because its already compromised. This advice is awesome, its almost always pinpointed like a laser beam right the way around the situation, Im not booking an appointment with a therapist that relates to me firstly based on my ability to pay by the hour , thats the cornerstone to a therapist's ability to ponder my issue or situation in a "relatable" way. Pay a little more & they could possibly even "identify" with the issue or situation.
Im making my appointment at the Burr clinic, Psychological analysis through public interaction & experience. Honest evaluations are our guarantee based on over 50 years intensive study in the field. "The Doctor's fuckin' in. What's your problem, ya cunt? "
Thank you for this
Bill could be as good as Carlin in his old age
Very much so!!
Lol, you are very right!!! lol
Carlin wouldn't of fell for the vax and mask bullshit like burr did
I think he is already both funny & almost as wise. I would love it in 10-20 yrs the world that he isn't giving us predictions of how much success it was going to get & why. It was funny but different in a different way. In my opinion. Hopefully making fun of his son in law & some other getting old is... Much ❤️
Billy - you rock, as always
That women who wrote about the bob and sally email is nuts! My partner took me to see a musical even tho I hate musicals and weirdly so did he but he thought i would enjoy it, we came out of there laughing our asses off about how ridiculous the show was and how we were both cringing the whole time. He never took me to see a musical again but we have seen many plays and comedy shows together and I’ve always been grateful to him regardless of what we saw. Also I never got why people get in relationship with someone they don’t have anything in commun with. My guy and I like to do a lot of the same things so the issue of “we never do what I like” has never came up
Its over 3 am listing to this i cant fucking sleep on this 😂😂😂😂 i am crying with my eyes closed
Nothing says “I’m smart” like thinking George Carlin is peak comedy
It's amazing to me that men reject how women are and still believe in the Disney version of love and "the one".
If Louis CK did not exist, Bill would be my favorite stand up comedian. Come to Bangalore, Indian sometime Bill.
I totally agree, I always tell my husband he is sooo lucky to have me lol. When we do things together we both enjoy it, even if its really for him, I see him having a good time that makes me have a good time. Most women are pretty selfish, it's sad, that's why men prefer to be single now because it's hard to find a simple women. Also, I was getting livid when she mentioned the women is probably doing all his dirty work at home. I work full time and three kids, I do laundry, clean house etc. My husband does outside and car. It's 50/50. If your a stay at home women then yeah you do the house work and the guy is outside dealing with ass holes probably 40 plus hours a week. and your home watching soap opera. Okay I can go on as well lol
Some of them women are gonna be upset at you
@@godsangel67able I stopped caring what people think of me along time ago. I don't expect everyone to like me and that is perfectly fine with me
Hey Bill I have been following you for a very long time several years now and I got to say I agree with you 100% and then some on this issue p this guy is handling it with some class and far too often so many of us invest too much try too hard and fall short because the unfortunate truth is a lot of times the nice guy is second place which is the first
Good vid great advice
I’m crying 😭 😂
Cold lotion should be an expression.
😂😂😂😂😂 A t-shirt for sure
😂😂😂😂😂 A t-shirt for sure
If he isnt there, hows he leaving dirty dishes laundry and a meas to clean up lol
Hot sauce is great idea... 😂😂
I would like to know when was the last time this woman cooked a nice meal for her guy. That is standard. Dinner out is special and if anything is added to the evening, that is above and beyond! I don’t cook a big meal for my husband every night, sometimes we choose to snack instead, and we go out one to two times a month. With that, I feel utterly spoiled. He works, as do I, and he supports me in my art endeavors. Yep, spoiled! You tell these women what life is! 👍
I think he hits the nail right on the head.
my guy billy burly keeping it a buck as per us'
Soothing
2:21:40 The story of the LADY hooking up with the maraccas player from deep purple killed me, is this a part of his act or just improv?
Reminds me of when Patrice said girls will get jealous of anything else that takes up your time. They’ll treat any hobby that’s important to you as the other woman.
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I think as a English person we would like to know football, but seems a little complicated. I just got a vr game, blocking/ throwing I expect and the tactics thing.
How insane is it that Bill’s entire podcast is just him talking to himself?? Lol are there many podcasts that do this? With basically no guests outside of his wife every now and then??
59:00 he calls Jesus “J-Star” 💀💀💀
Laundry overrated? Minute and a half? Less than that while more overrated. I was underwear, socks and bright red work shirts all in one go. Socks still white. And i dare a co worker to point out a 1/1000th shade difference. Game over.
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Slovenia is not in Eastern Europe. I hope by now (7 years later) Bill knows that ;)
At least, at least 70% of the couples I know its about what she wants. The guy says nothing, he wants peace. He actually really wants to have a day he can relax after the 60hr work week & minimum 7.5hrs travel on top of that. Imagine being able to chill out a little, the audacity. But he wouldnt chill out all day anyway. He'd be doing yard work or painting a side of the house & minding the kids as well. He doesnt make himself out as a martyr though, he does it because he loves his family. There's 2 specific couples Im thinking of right now, 1 couple, its always about her, always, she's not working, too sick, until there's a concert, or something she really wants to do. Somehow she fights through it (😂) until regular mundane responsibilities need to be done & its stomach pain, agony, its ridiculous. Worse, she'll be sitting on her ass saying to visitors or family "oh poor J###, he's so worn out" & I bite my tongue. He accepts this. Oh well. Other friends are in the same situation with 2 little kids as well, but she self motivates to work part time & make a contribution, then she does crazy stuff while my mate works like bake a cake with the youngest kid helping, icing it with a message about how much they appreciate daddy. One is considerate & thoughtful, is in a relationship for love of each other & their kids, they dont see themselves as sacrificing, they see their effort as contributing. Mutual respect. Give & take. Bat & ball. She doesnt get to bat all the time while he runs around after the ball all the time. A true partner wouldnt want that either.
As for English sport, Im from NZ, basically descendants of the Brits as the first immigrants not speaking of the native Maori. This pommie git has allowed himself to forget all about Test match Cricket. 3 to 5 days or maybe the 5 days just feels that way. Hes got some audacity pointing fingers about a slow game. Test cricket is an exercise in how many different ways a previously cheerful self motivated person can come up with ways to end it. Football can move but it can be slow as all hell. Rugby is going the same way. The referee is wanting to interject themselves into the game more & more. Let them run for f#*ks sake. Sometimes at least. Enough with the whistle already. NHL, thats my game, love it. Oh no, Im not American!!!. As if it matters. How insecure or how early into his teens is this English twaddling prat?
You say that women want a good man but in the end all they want is someone to take care of them financially and someone that'll look good standing next to them...
22 years in four kids and she cheats and his turn into the devil and now her life's work is to destroy me and my relationship with my children.
Why men take no accountability for having shit taste in women? Is she a good friend to her girl friends? Is she a good daughter and a family member? Is she kind to people she doesn’t need anything from?
There's more than 1 type of woman my man but Im hearing you. Talk about rolling the dice, a leap of faith, putting it on the line & having blind faith in 1 dose. To be betrayed is a bitter pill in its kindest description. Love is a form of madness y'know man. That we give a person this opportunity to drive us insanely up the wall & twist us right around on ourselves. Anybody is capable of that cruel shit though. Though to not let the kids be kids & to be as unaffected as you guys can is something you really should get recorded or documented in some way if thats going on. People can split up, its everyone's right to leave a marriage (til death do us part?) but when they choose to make it more painful than they have any need, they draw it out, they dont want to offer an explanation but they cant stop their mouth running if it's to be demeaning & ungrateful for anything is some dark shit. Its wrong & helps nothing. Its hard to deal with breaking up as it is, when its a shock & suddenly all this poison comes out it can twist your mind. There's times when there is truth to things they say though & then sometimes its not like that at all & its done to antagonise & goad a reaction & you know why. It soon reveals itself when a cross section of people that know each person says honestly how they've seen the relationship. But never is it acceptable to try turning the kids or doing anything that doesnt work to leave the kids unaffected in every way that we can. I think from my mind though. People can scream about how they value their kids & they really do, the government can give them a value & a parent will apply for that value quick as can be.
Be careful brother if she's behaving that way, record everything you can, dont be drawn in, keep interactions brief, talk to a lawyer. Im sorry for you man. Its hard to believe in things after this, believe in your kids as you have. A friend once said to me "If it goes down that road & its unneccesarily vindictive cover your ass. Get your legal ass covered & dont provoke & dont weaken"
At about @1:18:00 or so he's talking about how good orange fanta goes with a good cigar
Hahaha I thought it was just me or my imagination. People will literally buy my a box of cigars and a bottle of orange fanta for my birthday and stuff.
But the little cans are better for some reason.
So i guess I'm not insane. Well, I am. But okay.
I feel like Bill and I are cut out of the same mold sometimes. But he's from the other side of the country but I LOVE busting people's balls. And i love it even more when they fire a few shots back at me. I guess I just like honesty and when you get insulted in a kind hearted way, well (like how people tell ol' Billy boy to go fuck himself) you know. Fun times. It's always nice and beneficial to learn something about yourself from a person that is very different. I love that so much.
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2:14:10
Yikes I had to turn it off to stay a fan low key
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Stdssasssss be careful
Bill mentions that British men are built like women with no muscle mass, which is true for the most part. However, Bill is built exactly like that. He has no noticeable muscle mass.
Man, really depressing to see all the people that write to him who are in their 30s and 40s writing and talking like they're god damn teenagers in high school "oh my girl broke up with me what do I do to get over this???oh woe is me." Like seriously it is kind of pathetic. Grow up and move on.
Arent men allowed to have feelings about breaking up with the people that filled their lives though man. Come on, men need to be able to be express themselves without being put down like this
I think the cheating and divirce stories are heartbreaking for real.
Yeah a lot of men don’t have friends who they can vent to. People need that shit, otherwise they just burry their emotional distress down and become miserable human beings.
@@VisheshBhaskar Yes allowed to have feelings, but at this age they should have some concept of what's a normal next option. It's about experience and maturity, not the absence of feeling.
8 minutes into that it's all useless information, i'm sry.
Tf
Magnus he is a famous comedian it's not life advice per say its people asking bill burr questions or him talking about events on his pocast
@@miketrujillo3677 Ofc i know he is a famous comedian, and he wants to help just not sure that he is as useful to the loads of guys that look to him for attention but he tries and he means well and i respect that.
With respect Bill, you're red bro