"Don't read my profile picture"
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2022
- Relax! I know what you're thinking. Coming to the description was a bad idea. Keep reading though, because I have a secret to tell you. Rainbows are red. Oranges are blue. Lime green skittles taste good. Lol. Don't read the first letter of every sentence.
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Игры
Subscribe if you can relate to the quote at the end :)
ok (ez im first)
The people who say "First, second or third" don't realise that they're not gonna get a Nobel prize for their hard work......
FIRST BRO
Ok
I can
That scene where everyone is gone actually made me feel sad and was quiet meaningful. Thank you beluga for that lesson!
yea
yeah me too
@XxBoyishCherylxX ok I won't
@XxBoyishCherylxX im not gonna see a gacha profile pic anyway
Same
The people that read the 2:11 text are so epic.
Me reading this comment after reading the whole paragraph 🤣
It’s from fnaf ucn mr hippo it is one of his voice lines
Me
yessir that was me i was paused for like 4 years reading
Mr hippo
I like how Beluga can make us laugh while also delivering a valuable message about life.
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
THE END IS NEAR!!!!
Don’t read my name
I never planned of reading it anyway
This video changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This video represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this video I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite video, I will never forget this experience.
U got a heart!
🤓
So ur not a human? O_o?
@@mcri7s306 🧐
🤓
BRAVO BRAVO! dude I loved how you made fun of the "dont do this" people out there and made a few jokes along the way. Well done
*Привет, недавно я начал снимать видео и я ищё не начал набирать аудиторию! Не хочешь дать мне шанс и посмотреть что я там наделал?*
*P.s. Без комментариев ролики не продвигаются, я пытался:(* 😢😔…..❤❤🎉
@@_shorts_7463 unfortunately... nobody asked
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THE DESCRIPTION
This made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight and i love ur vids
one year of making discord skits and they still never get old. hopefully you'll get the diamond play button soon, because you almost have 10 million subscribers.
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
@@jonathanyu2847 really, dude? you barely even know me.
I read the whole “quote” at the end. Beautiful.
My feelings towards that quote had expanded, ot taught me more about myself, and how we sometimes need to “let go”. Sometimes, we need to appreciate what we have and spend time with it. We will forever miss skittle and Pablo.
@Don't read my profile picture ok I wont
@Don't read my profile picture BRO
@Don't read my profile picture Lol ok I won't cause I can't read
...did the bot just respond to me?... WhAt!?
@@NeverEndingFire13 bro.. you’re the chosen one
It's beautiful to see amazing characters like Beluga, Skittle, Skittle-can, Pablo and Hecker grow. Such character development
“Skittle-can”
Ah yes "skittle-can" my favorite character!
@@eyesatete I don't like Skittles -chan IDK why 😬
I'm Belu's Brother. Do Visit My Channel too 😉
@@xoxo6762
maybe you're jealous of her? 😏😂
It kills me that no one realizes it's a Fnaf Ultimate Night death screen reference.
I loved how they gave Mr Hippo a day in the limelight
Imagine Beluga Actually traveling to India
Impossibld
@@shloksdd but why
@@Diluc_Maine Maybe because he doesn't travel much.
1:40Amazing Quote,Love It
the quote at the end (2:11) : "Ah, it seems that you have met your end. Ah, what a pity. You know I, I don't feel too bad about it though, after all if it weren't me, it would've just been one of the others guess... I'm honestly just glad to be out of those air ducts. You know it's... it's not easy for a hippopotamus to fit up there... and... not easy to get down either. I'm not as young as I used to be as you can see, I used to be able to do all sorts of things, you're young, you're vibrant, you have that sort of pep in your step. Ah, it reminds me of a conversation I was having with one of my good friends Pablo. We were having a nice picnic one day. I believe it was summer? Oh, perhaps it was... was it the fall? Yes, yes, it was the fall because the leaves had turned already. But I said to Pablo, I-I says, "Pablo, have a story to tell you." And Pablo looked at me, you know, kind of odd and- and said, "Well what's it about?" I- I said to him, "Not every story has to be about something Pablo. Sometimes a person just wants to talk, why does it have to be a story?" said to him. He just looked at me and he said, "Well y-y-you said you had a story." You know, he was quite right, I did in fact. I told him I had a story. I suppose if a person just wants to talk, it's best to not announce that you're tellin' a story. Tellin' a story does come with its own pressures and expectations I- I suppos After all, if you're just talking to a friend then, there's no more expectations then if you were talking into the wind. Words... by themselves are not expected to carry... aren't expected to stick. But if, you know if you announce that you're tellin' a story well then... there better be a point to it all. No one wants to sit and listen to someone ramble on and on and on with absolutely no end in sight. So, you know, t's- it's good to be mindful that when you tell someone that you're about to tell a story. that you have something to say. Tellin' someone that you're gonna tell a story is tantamount I have a solution to everything." And well, I didn't really have any sory to tell. In- in hindsight probably just misspoke when I said that I had a story. I think it would've ust been better to tell Pablo that had something to tell him rather than tell him that I had a story, but you know e- even then it might've put too much importance on the whole thing. Either way it was quite a nice day. I remember, I remember that we were drinking tea."
to asking them to stop what they're doing, and pay attention. You're basically saying "hey, hey, hey buddy, stop everything, stop what you're thinking.
Huh
damn here before this comment blows up
studs
@@nici9514 it isn't going to hahahaha
Well if it isnt saucy studs
That quote in the end. It was so thoughtful and taught us the purpose of the universe. We are all destined towards "beluga never fails to entertain us".
Beluga, Your speech was great! you use big words, And sad speech also. your the best to watch on RUclips, Because... all of your context is very hard working.AND also your likes for real, Also I have Subscribed to you! Have fun making awesome videos that intend some great context Bye!
1:54 omg Beluga is so good at rickrolling people
why did I click on that bro
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
1:53 Beluga never leaves a chance to rickroll us 😂👌👏
Why am I responding to a bot? That's ur rickroll beluga 😂
@@Sector_dbl excuse me I am not a bot, I am a real human
Yo I saw the rick roll😅😅
@@ProGamer-ll1ft i mean the girl, not u brother
@@Sector_dbl OhK, !! Fine
Beluga really turned into Mr Hippo at the end
Ah my friend, you may summon a fazbear of freddys.
"maybe it doesn't mean anything at all" - Mr Hippo
@@SineSirese who summoned me?
I literally did read the ENTIRE quote lol, and that's why i have sub to you ;)
The message at the end was so relatable ! I also told one of my friends that I have a story but it turned out into a debate LOL !
Beluga never fails to Rick roll us 🥰🥰🥰
Where was the rickroll?
@@abhinavsubramanian8028 1:53
@@abhinavsubramanian8028 there’s a slight pic of Rick asley
and in the description, too
@@easonlee5319 he didn’t just do that lol I’m dying that’s so funny
Beluga's curiousity always overwhelms him.
Beluga is one of the funniest youtubers ever without beluga youtube would not be the same
true
How? How exactly?
@@HeavyMetalLyrics bro beluga is the GOAT
@@Cubes-Mikeify cat*
True😐
i like how beluga makes videos more often now than he used to (i think)
@Ralphomatic Wood lmfao
@Ralphomatic Wood he's uploading like 7k times a week now wdym
He makes every video in 3 days
@@_notabee no he is uploading once a 3 day at past he was uploading every day
@@handwithle "At past" is gramatically incorrect. Also, it was bi-daily but for some reason (I believe it is because of school gradually taking up more time) he is now doing so tri-daily. Also, I've been subscribed to the channel for about a year now and also watched his old channel for a while and I am pretty sure he has never been uploading on a daily basis for more than 2 days if that.
Why was this so inspirational? Guess Beluga does come up with quality videos that we can all enjoy, even though, at times, they can be random! Anyway, thank you for reading this comment, have a great evening and have an even better tomorrow!
Likewise ty ☺️
bots've been more realistic recently
@@juliobrando6367 true.. I'm still confused because a few weeks ago Beluga had hearted my comment and I didn't get one single like or reply or comment from anyone 🤔.. but then I noticed others (same profiles) keep getting hearted by him and hundredths of replies or comments 🧐.. made me stop believing in real vs bots... that's why I just interact minimally now on that channel and I'm more engaged in two other real channels... one is called Deja Moo Channel 🐮 and other funny channel is called Pls get me to 3550 Subs.. those creators are amazing, one on one real interactions with their subs.. LoL 🤣🤦♀️
You have the BEST tomorrow, friend!
1:24 dark mode on steroids
AMOLED mode*
The quote at the end felt really meaningful until the moment ended when I read the typo at the end
You take the simplest topics and make them into a wild story ! You have SKILL that no other sus cat could ever copy. Keep it up beluga !!!
God love you
Yeah
🤖
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
I really like those quotes! Sometimes they make me realize something very important in life and sometimes they're just a random text but I'll always read. I'm sure someone need that reminder once. Keep going Beluga!
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
@@jonathanyu2847 FIRST OF ALL WHY IS IT ALL LIKE THIS?? and what's wrong with having depression? This is definitely not the way ppl get out of their depression but oké.
Pablo said “Set your time to 3000.”
I love how beluga jumped out of the plane and immediately became the third wheel into pablo's date lmao
I love how they make funny stuff like Joe is funnier and Joe will be like getting pictures
Thank you for the story about a hippopotamus that was self conscious about the moral expectations of telling a story to Pablo when it was really just a hope for conversation :)
A very intriguing life story
ITS FROM FNAF
@@rebeccaconroy5465 very intriguing indeed
@@rebeccaconroy5465 i want you to read savi's comment again slowly.. this time, take into accoutn the word "hippopotamus". does that word sound kinda familar?
Beluga never fails on Rickrolling us 😭
Poor pablo. He had so high expectations
This video is a rick roll
check 1:53
Yes
That's true lmao
Beluga never fails to rickroll us in every single video.😂😂 1:54
Read the video description, it's another rick roll
TRUE
OMG LOL
Woah i actually didnt realize that😂
Lol I thought I was the only one who noticed.
Thx a lot for the lesson and nice vid as always. 😊
that paragraph at the end was so inspiring
Beluga always make me happy
Thanks for a video each two days
I like that begula literally says he can't read while he is reading the message
That got real deep, real fast
Those who read the whole quote at the end 👇
thx for 9 likes
0:41 Really 😲
I love how the “quote” at the end rambles on and on about the difference between storytelling and rambling when the “quote” is just a bunch of words and sentences that never seems to end
It’s Mr. Hippo come on
You should make more lusid dreaming videos there so cool
:)
the "don't read my profile picture" madness taken too far
I just spent the last 5 minutes reading that ending paragraph😊 *welp now I’m 5 minutes closer to my death*
Lmao 🤣
Haha, jokes on you. I read the first few lines and already knew the rest.
there is no damn way beluga just rick rolled us by the description
I had a stroke while reading the quote at the end- 💀
Love your vids Beluga, they never fail to entertain
Fell for it, Pablo.
My guess is around 70 percent people would comment that Beluga never fails to entertain us
Beluga neve fails to entertain us
And they did 🗿
The fact that you can read what your seeing just by seeing it while not even trying to if you know the language is bizarre to the human mind. The query is the human brain studies and talks to itsself how you can hear a faint voice in your own head, kind of like a 4th wall break that you can only hear.. the truth is we are never alone, that voice in our head is like another person and the voice that comes out your mouth is the other and thats the voice thats reading to you everything you look at.
I love the fact that beluga added the mr hippo death quote as the thing in the sky
I love how beluga creates funny and meaningful videos! His content is where I turn to when I'm upset and sad!
So sick of these comments. RUclips comments are the same everywhere ffs
Question: If it’s the year 3000, and all of Beluga’s friends died, how are both Beluga and the guy that told him not to read his profile picture alive?
idk maybe joe over heard and time traveled and beluga obviously did too so
Beluga: "I can't read"
Beluga typing to skittle and reading messages from Joe.
Bruh, you rickrolled us in the description. The last scene really was meaning full. I love you beluga
Bro really rickrolled us between the egg head guy and beluga
Me: *reads the sky*
Beluga: *recites the entire bee movie script*
I love when he jumped out of the air plane
This video of Beluga literally teaches us all more than schools ever did, tells us how valuable friends are and why you must spend more time with them.
Conan why you here lol
when u turn watching youtube into studying
Jesus love
Hi
Found you
I love how beluga can't read but replies to all the messages.
Exactly similar to what I posted.. Beluga needs to stop playing 🎮 and stop 🛑 skipping school and hopefully his spelling improves 😂
@@xoxo6762 I love how UR DADDY LEFT U
@@aidenworld2755 LoL 😂
@@xoxo6762 ATLEAST I EXIST
@@aidenworld2755 I'm happy you exist.. gtg shopping 🛍️ 👜 cya 👋🤷♀️ 😅
I love how Pablo used to be the villain but now he’s just one of belugas friends
the video was funny continue like this 👍👍 (i'm a new subscriber)
I see these types of people all over and they’re mostly Rick rolls
Also fifth I just thought it was cool that I was early to one of my favourite RUclipsrs videos
Sometimes you just gotta stop and think for a bit,
think about what you wanna do with your life and what's important.
Not just to you, but to everybody.
You see you can make so much of a
difference if you just put your mind to it.
And never forget about this one thing...
You're not here alone...
Exactly 💯🧤🤟
Mr. Hippo's voiceline at the end is just perfect
That quote at the end makes me think of the discussions between Pooh and Christopher Robin.
futurama reference
Lol
ITS PABLO or ayleasthis name has it
Lol member
Random fact: I had cereal with the milk first this morning
gulp
Top 3 important senses, 0:51 Beluga jumped
1:06 he said 'Joe mama'
1:22 the date was 3000 and on 1:24 he seen his friends is died.
This is so strange. Yesterday was the first time I ever watched from this channel. This video specifically, my dad died today and realized i watch this yesterday. I miss him already
I don't know what to say
1:06 akward moment
funni
@@alexiadamasceno1255…
0:03 don't read my profile picture 😂
Ummm okay 👌 😂
Ok 👍
Glasses
Wow, this taught me lessons more than Dhar mann. When beluga lost his friends, it was a great lesson
"alright, you got me, i wont read your profile picture" is how i would respond
As a mr hippo, I can definetly relate to the quote at the end.
YOU SUCK!! YOU REALLY DOOOO! OK THIS IS WHY I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!!!
@@jonathanyu2847 My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Legend says he's still reading the sky....
"Well I've been to the year 3000. Not much changed but they live under water."
CONGRATS 9.3 MIL SUB I CANT WAIT TO SEE U GET 10MIL
Beluga: i cant read
Also Beluga: ~reads discord messages
0 likes and comments? Let me fix that
1:15 it hurts
1:47 the longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility
the quote from joe, it was then I understood that I might be taking advantage of those I love. This is why I love Beluga to listen to all his quotes.. :(
несмотря на то, что в школе я учила французский, практически всё содержание видео Белуги мне понятно. удивительно..
Какое совпадение ,у меня точно так же😳😳😳
00:40 WHY?
Ikr
nice story btw what tea were you and pablo drinking
Beluga, ah.. it would appear that you too are an enthusiast as well my friend..
Now just wait until I tell you about my own peculiar story with an interesting acquaintance of mine,
you see one day me and him we're outside and we we're having a picnic you see, it might have been on a bright spring morning perhaps? Or maybe it was some time during autumn, anyways. We were out having a lovely picnic and there was this scrumptious pie there...
(I'm not gonna finish this..)
Can we all agreed that beluga never fails to-
No not another bot...
Stop
Lol 😂😂
“Can we all just appreciate the effort he puts into his videos?” -🤖🤖🤖
Never fails to Rick roll us
Beluga never laughs to make us fail ❤
when the me finds bot
this comment section is basically the Boston commonwealth: Trying to find and eliminate the synths
@@SilentHana ok ur no longer a bot also i was the only commenter
@@finwasfound my disguise was complete, i thank you for taking part in this scheme friend
@@SilentHana np
Finally, he learned about the EXTREME Dark Mode.
Beluga was telling a story on skittle but the don't read my profile picture really rockroll👀
0:25 Joe papa?
🥚Your a egg🥚
I’m a egg 👹
eeugene egg
an egg*
When a vowel is the first letter after an A, you must put "An".
Examples:
❎ A apple phone
✅ An apple phone
@Steak is a egg
@@Maddi_LuviesYTyes.
0:58 DUDE I LAUGHED SO HARD HERE
"just kidding, here is a mcdonalds gift card"
Ok but if everyone is dead, who will serve you in mcdonalds ?
Who else read the entire quote
What did it say
M-m-me
Dude Beluga is makes the dummest yet most freaking hilarious and entertaining content at the same time. I need them secrets... 🥺🥺😂😂