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when then only thing you cant do is butterfly coz you dislocate you hips any time you try but was almost pro in everything else indeed, swimming what is that
@@DeerBlueberryAlastor I guess so. Never thought of this maybe cuz in our city there is a swimining club and in the morning old people are swiming with the kids like all the time.
"It's fairly shallow. I can stand up in it" Sidon you can stand up comfortably in the deep end of the majority of swimming pools... you're like 10... 11 feet tall?
You sound SO much like him it’s crazy, especially since Age of Calamity is out and we hear Sidon’s voice more, you’re almost spot-on! It’s so cool and all of your Sidon audios are so sweet 💖
@@linklink3008 LUCKY!? Nuh uh! I have to tread water constantly! If we were in a situation were we were stronger in the middle of a huge body of water and had to wait for someone to pick us up. You would last longer because you wouldn't have to expend so much energy to keep afloat
Sidon: “ it’s alright *love* “ Me: 👁👄👁 call me that again and i'll fall even more for a character that doesn’t even exits what is wrong with me I’ll stop playing lofz games from now on
"You've practically climbed on top of me." Me a 5 ft 2 Mexican: uh YEAH it took me a SHIT LOAD of work to climb on top of you, you 10 ft sexy piece of royalty
“I’m going to make sure your head is above water the entire time” Me being the short person I am: I can’t even stand in a pool without it being too my neck Sidon, I’m going to drown
"You'll find that your body naturally wants to float" Me remembering that my Grandfather sinks to the bottom of the pool : Um... you sure about that? I know this was done about a year ago... I just can't help it's a good audio
Sidon: “how about a kiss?” Me: *casually just take a deep breath and goes underwater and swims away* “eh no thanks bud I’m fine just getting swimming lessons.”
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YuuriVoice
Thank you for your ny video
We defo knew how to swim and only wanted him to help...if he was there id definitely do that myself💖😂😂😂
YuuriVoice I want patreon so bad 😔
YuuriVoice when will this be available on tumblr?
Wanting to learn a bit more, and also wanting some time with Sidon.
Everyone in the comments: oH nO i Can’T sWiM
Me: *ACTUALLY DROWNING*
😂
Lmao same
In he’s love lol 😂 sorry
I actually can't swim
*cue Sonic drowning theme* 😂
Me, knowing full well how to swim and has done competitive swim team: o-oh no I'm drowning I need mouth to mouth from a handsome shark man
Prism Sparkler why is this me tho
Prism Sparkler, exactly.
Yes
*Me being like Patrick* help! I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Lmao me
So no head?
*slams phone to floor and breaks skateboard*
There’s head on the Patreon. 🥰🥰
But most of us can't pay ;-;
Mmm, v i n e
@@mayawolf8452 yep
No it's
'so , no shark?'
*Slams slate and breaks sword in half*
When you’re a trained lifeguard but you want to kiss the fish man
im wHEEZING
i don’t know how to feel about this
@@asswipes2989 *Maybe.*
That’s a damn mood and I feel attacked for being called out like that :(
👁️👄👁️ 🐡
“It’s fairly shallow. I can stand up in it.”
-the 8 foot tall fish boy
correction, 11 foot tall
9”5
Jesus... my 5 foot 2 ass 😭
He is canonically 6'9 feet tall, (205 cm)
Sidon: "I BELIEVE IN YOU!" 💖
ME: *PROCEEDS TO MANIACALLY THRASH AND PADDLE FEET IN WATER DETERMINED*
*Me when I was 5 and swimming*
You see prince Sidon in the other side of the lake, that fills you with determination
Any Pch
Save?
❤️Yes
No
*Your filled with determination!!❤️
@@carolrickroll767 undertale VIIIIIBEEEESSSS
Sidon: if you do it I'll give you a kiss
Me: *dives into the water* HELL YEA
*starts drowning*
If Sidon is gonna be my swim teacher, honey I'm there and I don't care if I drown
Me with a fear of water: nah I’m good
“What about a kiss?”
Me: buuuttttt that doesn’t mean I won’t try 😅
Me on the inside: AHHHHHH!!!!!
XD
😅 👉🏻👈🏻 heh
Sidon: I think that swimsuit restricts your movement
Me: excuse you, but I'm not letting you see me naked, buddy
*yet*
Pffffft that was my exact thought when he said that xD
Accurate
Thanks Jesus
*Y E T*
*I don't think you have the facilities to do that big man.*
*when you were a competitive swimmer in highschool*
Ah yes. I can't swim
Mara Fry when your swim instructor is cute.
m o od
when then only thing you cant do is butterfly coz you dislocate you hips any time you try but was almost pro in everything else
indeed, swimming what is that
Fax no printer /j
You sound so much like him. You don’t hear his voice much in game but I imagine it’s very accurate.
I listened to this and then played the game over to see if it was accurate, and yeah pretty much 😳
Me:making out with a hot guy
That hot guy:a shark
The people at the aquarium:😧🤭
_A Duck Named Pickle_ 😂😂😂
Now, here's the question.
*On land or in water?*
_A Duck Named Pickle_ ... I named my guinea pig pickles...
LOL BROO Lol
PFFFFT WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
*posts video*
Me: *Looks at title*
Me: *oh shit things about to go downnn*
Plot twist: We ARE faking it so we can get kisses 😂
Exactly
Yeah. Most of the people on Earth know how to swim from the age 6
LMAO MOOD
@@PinkSnail sadly that's not true. I had to teache my aunt. The older generations never had much of a swimming lesson. Many don't know how it's done.
@@DeerBlueberryAlastor I guess so. Never thought of this maybe cuz in our city there is a swimining club and in the morning old people are swiming with the kids like all the time.
Sido is best fish/husbando: change my mind
Love your voice for sidon yuuri
I'm sure a kiss would be great but *I still can't swim* 😂😂
"Happy birthday cece."
*I can't sweem*
Sidon: "Why don't you sit up on this ledge here?"
Me: BoI I kNoW wHAt yoUZ dOIN-
What'd he do?
Sarin Earthsea
Let's just say he went down on dear listener...;)
@@sleepypuddle6474 ooooh.
O\\\\\O
And then that it! I wanted to hear it badly ;-;
WHY DID HE CUT IT OUT I LITERALLY SCREAMED
"I believe in you .."
"I BEEELIEVE I CAAAN SWIMME🎶"
"I BELIEVE THAT I WILL NOT DROWN!! WAIT NO SHIT SHI-"
*Ciara Kennedy drowned*
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
that one fish just witnessed a terrible accident
"It's fairly shallow. I can stand up in it"
Sidon you can stand up comfortably in the deep end of the majority of swimming pools... you're like 10... 11 feet tall?
that was my thought exactly. im 4 feet so im like bUT I CANT STAND HERE, THERE'S A 6 FOOT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
"It's shallow! I can stand up in it!"
You're, like, twice my height though!!!
Me:
Sidon:
Haru from Free Iwatobi Swim Club: *W A T E R A L I V I N G T H I N G*
*laughs in fish*
*laughs in water*
Me, a junior lifeguard: yes, I cannot swim
Sidon: I can stand up in it
Me: your like 7'0 or whatever and I'm like what 4'9 😑🙃
Jk I know how to swim very well
Rouge Ackerman Glad we both relate lmao
I was thinking the exact same thing! "WATER YOU CAN STAND IN IS OVER MY HEAD, SIR!"
Mood
10' I think.
I googled it he is 10 feet tall like he is literally if you stacked another me on my shoulders
Me: **knows how to swim**
Also me: I don't know how the swim-
You sound SO much like him it’s crazy, especially since Age of Calamity is out and we hear Sidon’s voice more, you’re almost spot-on! It’s so cool and all of your Sidon audios are so sweet 💖
Even though I can't swim, I wouldn't mind Sidon teaching me
“If you come in, I’ll give you a kiss.”
*It’s time to yeet.*
May the god and holy Ghost head shoulder knees and toes strike up that pose hey! Macarena!
Kira Sumire キラすみれ Sliiiide to left!
Bisexual Bread sliiide to right
This comment is my favorite
Is he wearing a whistle?
Yeah. I think it's from Mipha in case he got into trouble as a child
Yes! He is! It’s so cute!
Alexys Gonzalez lol he never leaves home without one
OML HE IS 😂😂😂
O_o how did I not realize that
Sidon: you'll find that your body naturally wants to float
Me: I wish I seriously can't float,
lucky! i cant stop floating
@@linklink3008 LUCKY!? Nuh uh! I have to tread water constantly! If we were in a situation were we were stronger in the middle of a huge body of water and had to wait for someone to pick us up. You would last longer because you wouldn't have to expend so much energy to keep afloat
@@eleanormcarthur9072 yeah but i want so badly to dive but no matter how hard i try i cant get even an inch below water
@@linklink3008 ah. Then can we like split our buoyancy half and half 😆
@@eleanormcarthur9072 maybe lol
*sees the N on the banner* ÒWÓ AY YO. LOOKS LIKE I'M GOIN FOR A SWIM.
Is on the swim team and very well knows how to swim
*Swimming? What is that, a food?*
Be still my heart!! Your Sidon audios are the best!!! This one is my new favorite!!
When your swim instructor is cute.
4:36 I'm sorry but that laugh just about killed me. I was trying not to laugh at 4am. I love it so much.
Sidon: “ it’s alright *love* “
Me: 👁👄👁
call me that again and i'll fall even more for a character that doesn’t even exits what is wrong with me I’ll stop playing lofz games from now on
“I think that swimsuit is restricting...”
Me: Ahah I can’t go nakey, silly silly tall man, my tibbies will not permit 0 support while exercising
Me who has been swimming since a child: oh no please help, I can’t swim
"You've practically climbed on top of me."
Me a 5 ft 2 Mexican: uh YEAH it took me a SHIT LOAD of work to climb on top of you, you 10 ft sexy piece of royalty
Hes so precious. I'm listening to all of his videos and he's triggered my little space
Me to my mom: I CAN SWIM
Me to my swim teacher: hElP hElP I nEed mOutH tO mOuTh WiTh A hAnDsOmE ShArK
😂✋🏾
Me, who has almost drowned before: ... Ah shit, here we go again
Oh god same
Him: I believe in you!
Me: *has seizure*
*I'm so glad that I found this-*
I got so giggly at the "I believe in you!"
First!! And, really love this audio. 💖💖💖💖💖 So flowing and soothing, Sidon sounds so gentle and kind.
You SPOIL US!
Sidon- if you do it I'll give you a kiss
Me- *oh boy smooching time!*
I love Sidon soo much. Im stealing him idc🖤💖👏
*when you grew up in california swimming in strong currents and surfing your whole life*
Oh no.... I'm drowning, I can't swim...
*Me who is literally a professional mermaid*: what is swim? Swim? Never heard of her? Water? Didnt know that existed?
I cant swim so this is me a lot💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
When you actually suck at swimming
*Drowing Noises*
“I’m going to make sure your head is above water the entire time”
Me being the short person I am: I can’t even stand in a pool without it being too my neck Sidon, I’m going to drown
"You'll find that your body naturally wants to float"
Me remembering that my Grandfather sinks to the bottom of the pool : Um... you sure about that?
I know this was done about a year ago... I just can't help it's a good audio
Me: *is a swimming club best member*
Sidon: *acting like I can't swim*
Me:.......its insulting...
You're the best!! I really needed some sidon today ^^
Best...lesson...EVER!!!!😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
*Sidon not liking the idea on a swim suit*
Me: " I'm sorry I'm not letting you see me without it, no matter how hot you are! "
When you’re genuinely afraid of any kind of water body that’s murky or too deep: 👁👄👁
Same if I cant see under me im out
My face is redder than Sidon’s!!! I’m just…I can’t…
Great way to start of my day
Weird thing i was just listening to one of your videos😂😂😂
Great video btw❤continue the great work
When he said at the end:
"Sit on this ledge"
Me:" *BiSh U gOnNa PuSh Me OfF* "
Sidon: If you do it I'll give you a kiss
Me: ...How about sex?
Omg i absolutely love botw! And this was a great audio💞💕
My body naturally wants to float you say...
Then why the hell am I sinking and drowning??
4:30 OOP, he’s onto us
Sidon: “how about a kiss?”
Me: *casually just take a deep breath and goes underwater and swims away* “eh no thanks bud I’m fine just getting swimming lessons.”
When his torso is so long that you cant reach his hips and his lips at the same time 👁👄👁
He would have to bend down ☺😂🙌🏾
Him:For a Zora
Me:Sir did you you just say my name i wasn't listening
Listening to this while cuddling with my Sidon body pillow right now
Where did you get it 👀👉👈
xXScribble DragonXx Etsy
@@Appleboy78165 :O
xXScribble DragonXx UwU
OMG hell yeah yuurivoice update!!!!!!! I'm so happy T^T
Moooooreeeee ❤️❤️
More Sidon’s videos pls
I know this was years ago, but I need this back in my lifee 😭💗
Petition for YuuriVoice to be voiced as Prince Sidon in the next generation, or the next game.
All these people talking about knowing how to swim will im over here drowning in the shallow end of a pool
sidon; *tries to teach me to swim*
me; honey, i love you dearly but the *laST TIME I TRIED SWIMMING I ALMOST DROWNED, YOU FOOL*
I'm trying to sleep and then all of a sudden
"Get on this ledge, I'll give you something that will motivate you~"
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I lost track of the amount of times I blushed during this
I’m so broke yet so flustered with handsome shark man. It’s a rough life but shark boi fuels my will to live ;)
I don't need plenty of kisses. I just want to swim and snuggle with my shark prince. ^^!!
the water sounds like the pool or the sea *sigh*
Yes! Shark prince
The sad thing is that I actually can’t swim
Same
Same
Lol same
Oof-
Sidon: trying to teach me how to swim*
Me: with thalassophobia*
No.
Sidon: its shallow I can stand up in it!
Me: siRRRRRR-
Me: *eating roman and drinking tea while listening to Sidon*
My mom: sweety what are you doing
Me: what does it look like mom
*R o m a n*
I genuinely can't swim and I am terrified of large bodies of water..
Love ya Sidon.
Same 💀✋🏾
Sidon I can swim !
i mean..
HAYAT
*BABY BOI BAAAABY BOI BAAAAAAAAABY BO-*
“It’s shallow! I can stand in it!”
Mhm, says the 9’5” shark man
*FEROCIOUSLY CRIES IN BROKE*
Me: *being an ex-competitive swimmer and swimming in the ocean all the time*
Swimming? Never in my life
Ah, so that’s what spicy sushi tastes like.
For once I'm glad that I can't swim
A 7ft shark man with floaties on his arms, imagine that
when you swam competitively for two years but fish man is pretty
Everyone : i can’t swim
Me: Bi- HOW CANT YALL NOT SWIM 😭 I go fishing every weekend 👹 I had
Too learn how too swim just so if I drown 🧍..
Good thing I don't know how to swim! I'd have the fish boi help me out.
Oh your highness i really want some more rewards pretty please.