Hello Jesus, How does your intro work? Do you choose who is in the beginning? Or are you letting people submit videos? (If so, where can i submit a video?) Thank you and have a wonderful day Amen 🙏🏻
Jared from New Zealand Confession: When I was younger myself and my younger brother were in a fishing competition. We both caught the same kind of fish, but his was a lot bigger. It had blood all over it, but mine was nice and clean, so I said “this is your fish aye cause the other one’s real bloody and yuck!” He replied with a yes. I had successfully swapped fishes. When it came to prizes, my brother won nothing and I won 200 dollars worth of fishing gear and a rod worth 150 dollars as I had the biggest fish of the day. I felt bad after in later life and let him use my fishing kayak whenever he wants, and I used to snorkel in fishing hotspots to get free sinkers, hooks and lures which I’d give to him to use. Praise be, be honest my friends.
I'm really into looking forward to this every Friday. It makes every Friday a good Friday. Especially after weeks like this one has been, it is really a bright and wholesome spot to lift my mood. Thank you, Jeezy.
Where do I get me a copy of that good book my Saviour? Also, confession; I tell my kids one pouch of fruit gummies a day, while I have, um, more than one. getting to see you makes me so happy 😍
Your getting better at just seeming like a regular dude that's not trying to do an act. Good job, it makes your content more watchable. Your doing a great job. Keep it up
Jesus, Do Jehovah's Witnesses ever knock on your door and do they recognize you, what do you tell them, I'd like to see that one day or at least hear about it?!
This week's good news reminds me of a certain Hokage who volunteered to the Search and Rescue team from a few months back. Bless all these cool community superheroes.
*Confession* Corona makes me slightly happier that people wash their hands now. I shake hands 6~10 times a day and so many people are so so gross. WASH YO HAND PEOPLE!
Confession: I once thought my little brother was a demon sent from hell to terrorize me because he annoyed me and i felt like he was doing it on purpose.
Confession: I used this comment and possibly part of the this segment to promote my RUclips channel which you should check out if you like gaming videos and bad comedy sketches from a 13 year old that swears too much
JC! Since I've found your channel & TGNS, I unsubscribed from all political rant channels. They're just so stressful to watch, unlike your videos. Thank you, JC! Stay wholesome!
Confession: I won't disclaim my location, but when my abusive mother got sick, I wished it would be so severe the abuse would stop, even death and when she eventually died, I felt relief. I've felt guilty and responcible ever since.
I have a hard time scolding you for this. Your prayer or wish didn't actually kill her. You were just a kid. I know respecting parents is a good thing, wishing them dead, yeah not so good. Do you feel better having confessed?
Confession: once I accidentally pooped my pants thinking it was a fart but then I took off my underwear and rubbed my poop on my sisters bed because I hated her... she never mentioned anything about it probably thinking the dog pooped on the bed
Honestly love this new thing you got going on, I think it'll just need a bit of time to catch on and then the views will come flooding in. I remember when GMM first started they didn't get many views either, and they had all that rhett and link clout to back them up and everything. Just a matter of time I think. :)
Well, Jesus; it isn't me .... not only am I not from Indonesia. But, I can't even climb a tree unless there is a ton of low branches lol . Like this comment if you can relate to it!
The picture u use is different Rudy Hartono. Rudy Hartono that u used as a picture is the famous badminton player, not the one who helped clean the trash.
2degucitas Not really. I’ve pretty much told my mom who’s been cool about it. They’re lovely people so I don’t think there will be any problem. Gonna tell my cousins in a couple a weeks.
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Hello Jesus,
How does your intro work?
Do you choose who is in the beginning? Or are you letting people submit videos? (If so, where can i submit a video?)
Thank you and have a wonderful day
Amen 🙏🏻
You can send a link to your own intro with your good news on my website @ thejesuschrist.com in the contact section.
hi
Just realized he is verified as Jesus
@@landman360ooroblox5 heck yea he is!
AsiaMontana YT i got one in the beginning
as an Indonesian (not the weird one), i looked at the title, i clicked.
Lol same
@@smallppbigdreams9708 LMAO
lmao I know what you mean by that.Indonesia is on the verge of normies deprivation.
@@Vincent-ev4qe ikr
@@Vincent-ev4qe some indonesian ppl are overproud when they sees "indonesia" in the title from other country's
As an indonesian this is not a video I ever thought I would see
Masa sih
fr tho
Fr
Gw sih oh aja bro
Punten slur
1:10
_Thou shall always re-rack thy weights_
But all of the gyms are closed from the coronavirus
well im at home and I workout the shit out of me
Not mine
Do a face reveal please
@@kandy1399 who?
@@InnerEagle Just some guy without a moustache
confession :
when i heard that the virus is getting bigger,
for a moment i got happy because i thought when the stocks go down
i could buy them cheap.
john wolf that’s a respectable sin
Ferengi rules of acquisition number 666, during pandemics make more gold plated latinum
Mary did you know that your baby boy will one day be a youtuber
I AM the noob from germany man
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS umm.. That's off topic..
she knows, she bought him the camera
This is the only news i listen to
Good
Reliable
Facts
OK boomer
Anthropogenic Climate Change is a BOOMER Fairytale ....
NONO NO
I am jesus christ, my videozzz are amazing, and all people have to watch these crazy stuff
69 likes. *this doesn't seem good...*
Jared from New Zealand Confession:
When I was younger myself and my younger brother were in a fishing competition. We both caught the same kind of fish, but his was a lot bigger. It had blood all over it, but mine was nice and clean, so I said “this is your fish aye cause the other one’s real bloody and yuck!” He replied with a yes. I had successfully swapped fishes. When it came to prizes, my brother won nothing and I won 200 dollars worth of fishing gear and a rod worth 150 dollars as I had the biggest fish of the day.
I felt bad after in later life and let him use my fishing kayak whenever he wants, and I used to snorkel in fishing hotspots to get free sinkers, hooks and lures which I’d give to him to use.
Praise be, be honest my friends.
I'm really into looking forward to this every Friday. It makes every Friday a good Friday.
Especially after weeks like this one has been, it is really a bright and wholesome spot to lift my mood.
Thank you, Jeezy.
Welp, this makes my day sooo much better
then you are truly doomed
Seraphim190 how so?
@@whomadethisandwhy301 because only you can make it better
Seraphim190 ummmm ok?
@@whomadethisandwhy301 is that a question?
Where do I get me a copy of that good book my Saviour?
Also, confession;
I tell my kids one pouch of fruit gummies a day, while I have, um, more than one.
getting to see you makes me so happy 😍
I'm not done writing it.
@@thejesuschrist OK boomer
@have a ice day don't say that
Your getting better at just seeming like a regular dude that's not trying to do an act. Good job, it makes your content more watchable. Your doing a great job. Keep it up
@Rex 🤣 bet
Jesus, Do Jehovah's Witnesses ever knock on your door and do they recognize you, what do you tell them, I'd like to see that one day or at least hear about it?!
FoX & FrienDz
I bet that interaction would be amazing 😂🤣
Jahovas witness: "Have you heard about your lord and saviour ... "
Jesus: "youre looking at him bud"
@@rickjohnson1719 lol thy don't say that
@Michael Stallings if jesus is god then for who him praying?
Corona virus here, please beg Jesus, I have 3 procent not to die!
Jesus pray for us, more I don't ask, if my time has come, it is!
No 3 percent to die if you get it in the first place which those odds are smaller then my dong
@@liamthenostalgicnerd1004 yes 3 procent I will die, 97 percent I survive, but it's global, 😮😥
@@mrkitty777 I like those odds
The nostalgic nerd 3% of 7 billion = not a good time
This week's good news reminds me of a certain Hokage who volunteered to the Search and Rescue team from a few months back.
Bless all these cool community superheroes.
Confession:
When the virus came I pretended to cough on an escalator
I regret watching this video 😡
Confession:
I never read the Bible.
Eggcelent 369 Amen! 🙏
I Love it when people listen to criticism. This episode sounds awesome compared to the other ones
I'm indonesian people and i watch your videos in titled "indonesian"
Masa sih
Gblk
then you loose
Mana woi bagian yang Spiderman indonesiannya
@@kevinseanzebua6342 9:44
Mantap Jshoes
Bruh
confession :
this one girl in school has been bullied for a while
i haven't done anything yet
Talk to her.
As an Indonesian, I'm pleasantly surprised with the title
Fawzan Fawzi wtf jesus loves u!
Masa sih ah
is that because you don't get English? well learn then. its not that hard dumb dumb
i clicked the video because of "indonesian" so fast the real spiderman cant even catch it
*Confession*
Corona makes me slightly happier that people wash their hands now.
I shake hands 6~10 times a day and so many people are so so gross.
WASH YO HAND PEOPLE!
why do you think people don't? washing hands will not save you
Confession: I once thought my little brother was a demon sent from hell to terrorize me because he annoyed me and i felt like he was doing it on purpose.
Nice dance 👍 from triggered insaan
Confession: I used this comment and possibly part of the this segment to promote my RUclips channel which you should check out if you like gaming videos and bad comedy sketches from a 13 year old that swears too much
God send me here because i'm Indonesian
Shut up
@@coolfxpro8067 why are you mad?
Sorry about that
Ty for brightening my Friday.
if this brightens your day, then you must have very little light
uhh amen
sahur gini enaknya nonton video ini
JC! Since I've found your channel & TGNS, I unsubscribed from all political rant channels. They're just so stressful to watch, unlike your videos. Thank you, JC! Stay wholesome!
You rock!
@@thejesuschrist You too!
@@P.Whitestrake you subscribe to TEX 😏😏???
AWKOWAKOOAWKKOAW YESUS PUNYA YT CHANNEL AJG
Love ya, Jeje !
He spoke about a nissan Altima so the car is blessed.
You must get one because it's the best automobile
I can agree.
I look at the weights rack, and it looks like people can’t read, count, or put them on the same rack
You took some advice from the comments and shortened the intro. Good choice! You are talking faster. Also much better.
jesusss thats the wrongg rudy hartonoo,
the rudy picture in the video is the badminton legend from indonesia not the spiderman rudy
Confession:
I won't disclaim my location, but when my abusive mother got sick, I wished it would be so severe the abuse would stop, even death and when she eventually died, I felt relief.
I've felt guilty and responcible ever since.
I have a hard time scolding you for this. Your prayer or wish didn't actually kill her. You were just a kid. I know respecting parents is a good thing, wishing them dead, yeah not so good. Do you feel better having confessed?
@@2degucitas Yeah, it's not that I wanted her gone, just so unwell she would be unable to drink
This is the only sermon I need.
Hello I am Indonesian
im MUSLIMS our REligion are Different but thanks
i dropped Thumbs Up for this Video
Jangan sampe pindah agama ya kamu😉
Had Faith too guys
Yesus Kristus. I love u from Indonesia.
Lol been a while nice to see you upload :D
God bless this news show.
I love you jesus, just get me a good girlfriend, thanks
Adding: how did you knew I'm working out the sheet out of it?
your still single because not even you like yourself
Hey, here from Indonesia
Ini vidionya tentang apa
@@LeonardO-fk3xu vidio channel twohand
@@LeonardO-fk3xu belajar bahsa inggris dulu
As an Indonesian myself, I wonder the same question
Thanks for the tips big jay
Confession: once I accidentally pooped my pants thinking it was a fart but then I took off my underwear and rubbed my poop on my sisters bed because I hated her... she never mentioned anything about it probably thinking the dog pooped on the bed
Still got those thorns on. Jesus is badass.
Hello jesus Christ i love you so much too guys
Confession:
I'm not happy with my job and I don't know where to go next.
It's minor, but it's relieving to let out.
Rotneybot same same
Canadian Longboarder are u a boy or gurl??
@@thedon2673 why?
Gender plays a big role in the job seekin world...obviously
@@thedon2673 It can. It just depends.
Jesus Christ Your So Powerful Please Protect Me And My Family To COVID-19
I am lucky
I am your favorite
This channel is one of the only things I can thank religion for
I have a confession...
I put the toilet paper on the toilet paper holder the wrong way. _Forgive me, Lord._
Honestly love this new thing you got going on, I think it'll just need a bit of time to catch on and then the views will come flooding in. I remember when GMM first started they didn't get many views either, and they had all that rhett and link clout to back them up and everything. Just a matter of time I think. :)
Jesus, I'm surprised. Stealing from corporations? Those nuggets belong to us.
All your meats... Are be long to us
Lmao im from indonesia, and i know that spiderman
Well, Jesus; it isn't me .... not only am I not from Indonesia. But, I can't even climb a tree unless there is a ton of low branches lol . Like this comment if you can relate to it!
Amen
Thank you for your prayer 🙏
is this a scam or a fraud? which one should i put down?
How would it be either?
@@Syrph. scam
/skam/
a dishonest scheme; a fraud.
fraud
/frɔːd/
wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.
not sure but i had hate scam but i am keyboard man keyboard also a hero just like spider man
Hey Jesus I’m about to receive confirmation!
The picture u use is different Rudy Hartono. Rudy Hartono that u used as a picture is the famous badminton player, not the one who helped clean the trash.
I love you, keep up the good work.
I thought this is the kind of Jesus who teaches about God, not who teaches about gamers
I had never imagined the notification bell as an angel before now. I love it.
I never though that indonesian spiderman goes viral in heaven kingdom... 😁 greetings from indonesia
any other indos here?
As if I am listening to Jordan "Captainsparklez".
Love u Jesus
It is nice to know you like Jardon Maroon
why
why i look like jardon marooned
You know i'm Indonesian and hallelujah
Confession because why not:
I haven’t told my very Christian family I’m an atheist. In my defense how do you really bring that up?
Do you live with them? If so don't tell them it might turn out badly.
2degucitas
Not really. I’ve pretty much told my mom who’s been cool about it. They’re lovely people so I don’t think there will be any problem. Gonna tell my cousins in a couple a weeks.
I see this video because i see Indonesian Spiderman
WEIGHTRERAKKERS
@ChickensFTW i think not
ayo jesus you got the wrong rudi hartono right there
Captain Sparklez approves of this reracking
Is this channel sponsored by the real Jesus Christ in heavens high?
How could it be
Im indonesian and i doesn't know this video 😂
I don't know!!! Not i doesn't know!!!
Lapo music english is not my first language 🤣
I guess it’s also pizza time in Indonesia
Who else gets the "Holy Ghost" while watching Jesus Christ videos on here just by looking at him then breathing in for seven seconds? Oh lord
your going to hell lol
@@Seraphim190. damn
@@Waluigi2009 according to a christian witch im not, thought it would be funny, it was not. sorry i didn't mean you will actually go to hell.
@@Seraphim190. 😃😃😃😃😃
Say Jesus what is your favorite video game, and if you do have one what is it?
You should come to our church some time, it's near Portland
There’s only 1 jesus
holy crap its jesus
I don't want to ruin people's day (sorry if I do) but this is not real Jesus he's just in a costume 😅
Nikol HP You are a liar, he has a RUclips channel and he died for your sins.
i couldnt believe this acc exist :)
hey jesus i m here from trigered insaan's channel you just nailed it😘
I have the Spear of destiny
Indo hadir
Ashiap
Love you Jesus, praise be 🙏🏻
May we read a line from THE GOOD BOOK [echo effect]BOOK book book book
jesus how is the legal battle going? id love to see some good news about that on this show
God has not done anything yet, we are still waiting.must be in lock down
hopefully the corona virus ends quickly and save the Indonesian people from the corona virus
AMIEN...
Put Indonesian in the title... AND BOOM
I can’t even tell if it’s unironic