the "wanna bang" joke doesnt work because I would actually be way more insulted by somebody looking at me and going "they look like they drink bang energy" than whatever depraved sexual acts could be being proposed here
That woman on the beach guessed the punchline, too- he said “do you want a bang” and she said “like the drink?” And he said “no, huh?” That’s so annoying.
im gonna buy stock in Bang energy so every time an internet comedian beats that pickup line into the ground i can at least afford to buy a new computer after i smash mine into the wall. also great video!!
Okay but let’s say it works out and pick up artists get a girl’s number. Then what? He stops becoming a pick up artist for his girlfriend and stop his miserable career or breaks up with her for the grind?
I would still interpret that as a bad thing though, like "setting my world on fire" seems kinda like "You are destroying my entire world and killing everyone and anyone I've ever loved"
when i first heard the term "pick up artist", i thought it was a funny way of referring to someone who lifts weights. i really, really wish i was right about that
This reminds me of the time I was at a climate protest and some guy came up to me and asked me if I like climate change and proceeded to try and flirt with me. Same energy as the global warming pickup line, but even more ignorant imo.
I've been binging your videos and I've noticed that your audio is often a lot louder that the audio of the clips you're watching.. it'd make your videos even more enjoyable if it was more leveled out 🙏
I don't even think he's from Virginia cause the pick up artist guy said in another video that he's from Texas, I think he just says that he's from whatever state the girls from
I love the commenter who called this dude "a geography expert" because he knows the capital of Venezuela lmao, like why would you live there while playing soccer in Bolivia??? Also your global warming commentary was chefs kiss, big mood, etc etc ✌🏽
If the last girl were Uruguayan or Argentinian, that would’ve be interesting, there’s this common question about which popular soccer team is “the best”: Peñarol vs Nacional (UY) or Boca Juniors vs River Plate (ARG). No one really cares at this point but it has sort of the same energy as “You like X band? Name 3 of their unreleased singles”
15:46 "he didn't compare her to something that's actively destroying our planet" the bar is so low that he's given a break for that im sobbing and shaking please
His content sucks, but I love bad pickup lines. After she gets out of the shower I'm going to ask my girlfriend if her name is Dwayne, because she's giving me a Rock Johnson. She'll then stare at me with mild annoyance and I'll tell her that she's beautiful when she's unimpressed.
Bro you got yourself new a subscriber. Your funny, your content is interesting. Can’t wait to see your backlog of content. I love finding a new creator!
The lack of effort is sad. You could easily flip that global warming line on its ear and catch her off guard, making her think you’re clever. Are you global warming? Because people don’t seem to realize how dangerous you can be. Idk, at least it’s switching it up. It’s not like it’s on the fly. You prepared these lines and started the conversation. Sad.
See yk whats better than the global warming pickupline…”if beauty were time, you would be infinity”. Everytime I say it ladies literally come after me in hoards. Totally recommend
Dawg , I thought my man's was joking when he said are you a Fart then had to rewind and my Dumbo literally said that as a line why though ? Like even fumbling down Chrysler building and landing straight on your spine have more chances of even getting the first digits like .-. also thanks now I feel old took me a while to figure out Cap now Rizz I'm hobestly not in touch with the vernacular
As a very awkward person and a dumb-ass that fakes confidence when talking to women I find attractive, this dude should buy some game on Amazon or however tf that works
I did not know that Saji was from the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia). A huge part of me feels proud right now and I'm not even from Virginia (I'm from DC lol)
“Do you like food by chance? Actually…actually I don’t, I don’t eat food. Oh? you just you just don’t eat any food?? No. I don’t. Ok is there a reason for tha- No. I just, I just don’t consume.. food. I just prefer water. ~anyway how attractive would you say I am from 1-10?” Relatable✨🦋🩹
Ok but he was lowkey charming that one time with the Frosted Flakes bit. Also I think that was like a « how do you like your eggs in the morning » type of pick up line, implying she wanna bang (and not the energy drink).
pickup artistry, or as I like to call it, "videotaped harassment"
So true
It’s performance art
the "wanna bang" joke doesnt work because I would actually be way more insulted by somebody looking at me and going "they look like they drink bang energy" than whatever depraved sexual acts could be being proposed here
A bang energy drink is definitely way more offensive
That woman on the beach guessed the punchline, too- he said “do you want a bang” and she said “like the drink?” And he said “no, huh?” That’s so annoying.
im gonna buy stock in Bang energy so every time an internet comedian beats that pickup line into the ground i can at least afford to buy a new computer after i smash mine into the wall. also great video!!
Ur lucky bang stock is up right now, and ty!
Okay but let’s say it works out and pick up artists get a girl’s number. Then what? He stops becoming a pick up artist for his girlfriend and stop his miserable career or breaks up with her for the grind?
2 months late, but the truth is: dude, c'mon, she would definitely find out about his "artistry" and tell him to f off
@@MalMotorDedo They treat women like Pokémon's trying to catch them and collect as many as possible
THAT FIRST GIRL SAID HELL NO SOOOO FAST 😭 I am screaming
We're officially out of touch, we never even HEARD of "rizz"
i’m gen z and i have never heard of it either 😭 it must be something the younger half says
Its NYC slang, popular in the W/L twitch community. Kai Cenat and all
I heard it before, but on this channel specifically
The global warming joke could have been so much better - "Are you global warming? Because you are setting my world on fire."
I would still interpret that as a bad thing though, like "setting my world on fire" seems kinda like "You are destroying my entire world and killing everyone and anyone I've ever loved"
She asked if it was the drink, he said no, then pulled out the drink 💀
I feel like pickup artists do everything you shouldn’t do to get a date.
“WHAT IS…the hottest thing that i can do?” leaving
when i first heard the term "pick up artist", i thought it was a funny way of referring to someone who lifts weights. i really, really wish i was right about that
This reminds me of the time I was at a climate protest and some guy came up to me and asked me if I like climate change and proceeded to try and flirt with me. Same energy as the global warming pickup line, but even more ignorant imo.
Asked if you liked climate change?! omg 😭
hey girl do you like climate change cause i kinda fw it 😏😉
hey baby u must love climate change single handedly making to world so much hotter ahaa
Ah yes the art of saying the most cringiest thing ever and feel proud about it
Very ✨artsy✨ to annoy everyone like that
very confused as to why you don’t have more subs 🤨 the editing & jokes are hilarious and the content is dope!
Seeing this comment now makes me so excited! Saji’s channel has grown so much in quite a short time, and keeps on going! Whoop whoop
I've been binging your videos and I've noticed that your audio is often a lot louder that the audio of the clips you're watching.. it'd make your videos even more enjoyable if it was more leveled out 🙏
Thank you for the feedback!! Will definitely fit this asap
as a fellow virginian I gotta say, we do not claim this man. great video 10/10
I don't even think he's from Virginia cause the pick up artist guy said in another video that he's from Texas, I think he just says that he's from whatever state the girls from
came from jacob sharpes video glad i did
same!
Same same!!
the way i would suddenly no longer have a phone if this guy came up to me
I love the commenter who called this dude "a geography expert" because he knows the capital of Venezuela lmao, like why would you live there while playing soccer in Bolivia???
Also your global warming commentary was chefs kiss, big mood, etc etc ✌🏽
Exactly what I was thinking! Like, dude, Caracas isn’t in Bolivia, but if you want to travel across Brazil every day to get to work, that’s on you.
If the last girl were Uruguayan or Argentinian, that would’ve be interesting, there’s this common question about which popular soccer team is “the best”: Peñarol vs Nacional (UY) or Boca Juniors vs River Plate (ARG).
No one really cares at this point but it has sort of the same energy as “You like X band? Name 3 of their unreleased singles”
"you look exotic" "i'm spanish" does she not realize spanish people are literally white
Right? And why does he say she’s not foreign she’s white - like white is short hand for American
@@corinaferrara1164 people are so uneducated about ethnicity vs. nationality, it's wacky
15:46 "he didn't compare her to something that's actively destroying our planet" the bar is so low that he's given a break for that im sobbing and shaking please
we love a sitcom that keeps up with its background characters🥰
I've literally never heard of rizz before
Wtf is rizz??? I have literally never heard of that lol wat
His content sucks, but I love bad pickup lines. After she gets out of the shower I'm going to ask my girlfriend if her name is Dwayne, because she's giving me a Rock Johnson. She'll then stare at me with mild annoyance and I'll tell her that she's beautiful when she's unimpressed.
wow this video alone made me so grateful for the endless amount of directories scattered all across my old university campus.
great job dude👍🏼!
as an underwater basket weaver i'm offended
Just found my new favorite youtuber
loving the new hair!!
Saji I love your channel god bless you for subjecting yourself to this cringe 🫡
Saji's hair is so pretty
also coming from jacobs video but also hi to a fellow small youtuber 💪🏻
are you asking US what underwater basketweaving is?? It's your own profession!
Bro you got yourself new a subscriber. Your funny, your content is interesting. Can’t wait to see your backlog of content. I love finding a new creator!
a very rizzy video 13/10 (im a teenager im qualified to say that)
I just found out was rizz is and you made this 5 MONTHS AGO???
This guys trying to be that one channel “the daily dropout”
ah yes, the art of harassing women and making them uncomfortable AND recording it for millions of people to see. I just LOVE it
that bang joke was definitely harassment
Saji looks really pretty in this video
saji looks really pretty in every vid atp
@@pyr4nthe True
I thought you were tyler the creator😭😭
The lack of effort is sad. You could easily flip that global warming line on its ear and catch her off guard, making her think you’re clever. Are you global warming? Because people don’t seem to realize how dangerous you can be. Idk, at least it’s switching it up. It’s not like it’s on the fly. You prepared these lines and started the conversation. Sad.
I’m so stoned man did I just green out?
See yk whats better than the global warming pickupline…”if beauty were time, you would be infinity”. Everytime I say it ladies literally come after me in hoards. Totally recommend
bro where are u using this line😭😭😭😭
damn your hair is awesome
You can not be smooth and still have game 😎
Your stereotypical dumb dude laughs have me crying!
These guys sound like the girl is putting him out most of the time.
damn very much underrated youtuber
love your content :)
Dawg , I thought my man's was joking when he said are you a Fart then had to rewind and my Dumbo literally said that as a line why though ? Like even fumbling down Chrysler building and landing straight on your spine have more chances of even getting the first digits like .-. also thanks now I feel old took me a while to figure out Cap now Rizz I'm hobestly not in touch with the vernacular
great video man
Your comments make me laugh. Thank you 😊
I must’ve missed the part where he was that damn good looking cause I don’t get it🧐
Using the soccer trick is all fun and games until the girl comes from a war-torn or small country with a nonexistent soccer team 😀😀😀
As a very awkward person and a dumb-ass that fakes confidence when talking to women I find attractive, this dude should buy some game on Amazon or however tf that works
if i could subscribe a third time, i would.
I did not know that Saji was from the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia). A huge part of me feels proud right now and I'm not even from Virginia (I'm from DC lol)
15:03 you and me both.....
if i only could subscribe again saji :(
Morning
SAJIS A VIRGINIAN TOO!!!!!! NOWAY NOWAY NO WAY!!!!!
there there *subscribes*
Oh fuck if he’s from Virginia I might see him at my campus one day oh god oh fuck.
pls don't make comments about ppl being blind or deaf, it comes off ableist
You kinda look like neymar
“Do you like food by chance? Actually…actually I don’t, I don’t eat food.
Oh? you just you just don’t eat any food??
No. I don’t.
Ok is there a reason for tha-
No. I just, I just don’t consume.. food. I just prefer water.
~anyway how attractive would you say I am from 1-10?”
Relatable✨🦋🩹
Ok but he was lowkey charming that one time with the Frosted Flakes bit. Also I think that was like a « how do you like your eggs in the morning » type of pick up line, implying she wanna bang (and not the energy drink).
Sponsored by Frosted Flakes. (I can't believe that this pickup artist content hasn't been laughed off of the internet yet, great video)
ok but what if
"are you global warming? cos you're bad for my health 🥵😏"
...I'm sorry. I will leave now.
I only watch your videos when i eat
i’ve been watching you, love your content. only followed because you cried. 🤣♥️
BROO NOOO UR HAIR WHAT HAPPEND