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Pirate Poverty | Sailing Locked (#7)
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- Published on Mar 5, 2026
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5 likes and I will sail somewhere...? not sure
SERIES RULES:
1) Only Docks and Islands (With Required Sailing Level)
2) NO MAINLAND!
3) Sailing Facilities are allowed on all docks, sometimes they're 2 tiles away from a dock
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I dont get it do they sell mattresses or sitewide? What the heck is sitewide?
I don't know anything about the mattresses, but when they pretty blatantly obviously increased the base price by 33% so that they could have a "25% sitewide sale", I do not care to give this company any business. Like, yeah I'm sure your queen mattresses are priced at an awkward $1,332 and just so happen to end up at $999 after the discount. 27% code is probably just to hide this fact which can only be seen in checkout after navigating through multiple pages telling you the 25% price already...
Glad you got money out of them though king
@finacial audit
Maybe you noticed that everyone is well over sailing,furthermore a biweekly upload schedule is too long for the short attention span of average viewers to stay engaged with your premise and play through.. or not..idk.
The gem man, the super villian opposing settled.
wait... the upload schedule is... SPEEDING UP???? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
bro
Thank you!! *insert bow here
HYPE DOCK JOHNSON
TWO IN ONE WEEK?! You're spoiling us man wtf
HYPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Settled I just wanna say your production value has gotten so high, the spinning icons behind the icons, the anchor made up of skill icons, like wow it's so good man.
:)
@QueueScape I noticed it too and checked the description to see your lovely self! Great work on the edit :D
@boat378 ty goat.... been so sick getting to work with settled haha, glad you have been enjoying the segments!
@QueueScapethis series has had such a fun vibe so far and the editing is a big part, you guys have done such an amazing job!
@Notanegg. Definitely still like 90% settled's own work haha, just helping supplement his workflow is all!
I like how much fun Settled is having with this series from it not being so stressful; you can tell just from his voice lol.
It's exactly what made me start watching his series. I love the challenge and how excited he is with everything!
It really makes it more enjoyable. I'm glad he's able to crank these out and still have fun
I bet he feels good about being able to take the 14 damage from that dragon
anyone else a Johnson truther?
I
Your vids are way better than this guys, you should go on gielinor games
What do you know that we don't
He was the greatest pirate I’ve ever seen.
RELEASE THE JOHNSON LIST!!!
who up docking their johnson
My dock is fully johnson'd
the dohnson is always jocking
My Johnson’s so docked right now
Johnson's at full mast.
who up foulin they oyster
Could you eventually do pest control for ranged gear? It is an island after all
Yeah I think training combats plus getting good gear is going to be pretty easy for this account
He could, but I think in an earlier video he said he isnt going for it?
was wondering if he will, so much xp or gold but maybe it isnt in the spirit of the challenge, i like it as an option myself
I was also thinking this for the whole video, void seems like a no brainer plus other rewards
Karamja has fury/combat bracelet after he does tortured turtogans for the mould shop. Also the fire cape and obsidian, potentially, before the quest.
Settled just putting in the legwork to ace every Sailing challenge in Gielnor Games Season 6 with obscure ironman tricks.
Attention whoever is buying the island gems: please stop doing Dock Johnson dirty like that
It was me I'm so sorry 😂 I made a sailing locked account in a similar way but just for my own fun called 'ShipGotReel'
Settled if you want to add me and tell me to get off the gem shop when you need it then feel free 😂
@mofarahdota you keep going king, they're your gems now!
Figured it was a copycat way to ruin it for the OG LOSER!
@ThyNameIsTank Settles videos are months behind his actual progress - other people are allowed to play the game and discover things in the meantime :D
@ThyNameIsTank settles knows his videos are inspisring ppl, he also knows uploading a method makes it harder to access. Part of the fun is settled having to invnet new methods when a old one fail. that has created many fun, new and intresting discoveries.
highly doubt settled appriciate his fans going around calling others losers for seing his videos thinking "i want to try that"
Also locking ur acc to a area has been done for years, when sailing came out loads of ppl probaly toughts about it. settles might be the famous youtubes who did it or smart guy who invented methods but highly doubt there are only 2 dock johnsons out there.
All with different rules probaly :)
I found you can safe spot the bull sharks at Pandemonium north of the bank crab, and you can harvest them if you pull them into the bay to the west of the bank crab between the beach and the rock
Oh I’ve been abusing this for weeks
deepfin point is frankly not only one of the best new places with sailing but flat out one of the best spots in the entire game. theres a bank, furnace, anvil, shipwright bench, range, and several shops within TEN tiles from each other. and one of the easiest and most accessible teleports in the game lands you right next to all of it. AND it has damn near every single ore in the game either outside or in the mine, and as a cherry on top, buildable bank chests at several spots to make banking it even easier
deepfin point is easily the most GOATed spot the game has ever had
Ada: I can't wait for some exciting new adventures!
Docky J: Absolutely. Let me just hit up this salvage a few times.
2:13 Who’s that Pokemon?! It’s Bulbas…. Barracuda Salvage? Oh… 😕
You beat me to the joke 😢
@Barf_FaBno he didn’t, you didn’t think of this. Dork
Bro's grinding sharks now and he's grinding sharks later fun
Didnt think id like this series so much but sailing locked is actually soo interesting! So many little things I haven't noticed
Can't skip the Smithing grind when you need to make keel parts with those bars.
Not on the raft 😋
@SPLINTER7979very true! I hope to see a fully upgraded rosewood raft in Captain Johnson's future! If only there were a way to source planks for the helm :(
The Varlamore docks have an iron bar spawn next to an anvil, with some world hopping it could be a decent smithing leveling grind. You could also make iron bolts or arrow tips to get some resources for a fletching grind.
woah..im never here this early! Josh and Settled in one day!!! Les go!
I love that johnson stayed in character with the pirates hook. Instead of flipping over to the vambraces when you got them for a drop haha. We dont need range bonus, when you have single handed swag to compensate! Love the series dude. Looks like a fun adventure!
You can sell the facilities bottle you get from large salvage for 30k each to the guy on the shipyard. Would also stock you up with planks, seeds and cannonballs.
If your typical gem store time was 1am cst then that was my bad lol
You can make your repair kits heal more! Crew members with deckhandiness of 2 or higher add bonus healing to repair kits if you assign them to that role.
Your introduction and diagrams etc are the best of any Osrs RUclips IMO. Fantastic stuff
4:09 - me when I see a new dock johnson video in my feed
Soup this season was literally everything I asked for in the survey after season 4, absolute cinema my guy. HUGE thanks to you and everyone on your team!
Always a treat to see a new video before bed!!
This series has been a ton of fun to follow. Thanks for the awesome content!
Oh hell yeah, two Settled episodes in a week. We're on a boat.
Holy production value man, this is incredible
lol i bet the rubium rocks will require a quest from the mainlands
Historically, rubium has been associated with Witchaven, so if a quest is required it will likely be one of the Slug quests. Butgiven how OSRS has yet to receive a quest tying rubium to Witchaven, I can also see them not having a quest requirement.
Thank you for making all the series you have. I get so excited when i see another upload. Please keep it up!
When you're having a long day but a new settled video drops on your recommended so it immediately makes it all worth it.
Hope you have a better night bredda
The production value is crazy, you make some of the most polished RS videos out there withthe best of them
Swamp Boi with the midnight shadow drop LFG
These videos are so good! I absolutely love watching and coming along. Thanks Settled!
The perfect thing to watch while salvaging 👌
*while docking your johnson
My favorite part of this series is how much fun you're having! A joy to behold after a much more stressful last series.
Josh and Settled in the same day? So much for watching The Sopranos tonight.
He never had the makings of a varsity sailor.
@axelo255 Who, Tony Soprano? Ya, I think he only goes sailing when he has a body to dispose of.
the mario party, zelda, and paper mario sound bites that you often use make my heart so happy
I’m sick in bed still, so I’m so glad that you’re uploading for my sick brain to enjoy.
jock dohnson coming in clutch with the frequent uploads
I feel like you might run into a similar problem with the adamant keel as you had with the steel one, but...
It’s worse. The shipwright can only help up to Mithril
IM SO GLAD YOURE PUMPING OUT THESE EPISODESSS
absolutely loving the series! but I am curious can your crew mate not use the cannon while you range the sharks to up the dps abit?
i can't describe how much i love settle's series man
Great timing.
Been watching your creations for years. I’m a big fan of you and your teams work. You love to see it
-maffyo
Oh nice! A pirate doin stuff.
its such a blessing when u open youtube and dock johnson is been on an adventure again. Man i love this content!! Great work settled keep it up man! :D
You're insane and I love it
I'm here for it tbh
Ok, that ad placement was really good, I gotta give it to you
Midnight release? Let's go!
Your clock is wrong friend, it's only 8 pm.
@Jam-jam-jam-jam-jam-jam Wrong. It's 5am
@katazina0 Nah It's almost 7am
I make my favorite food to watch each episode just to enhance the experience that much more.
Yeah, sure, the blue vambraces are great, but just taking off the hook makes Dock shoot better.
I really enjoy how relaxed this series is. Peak content!
When are you going to find the TRUE rarest item? The friends we made along the way?
When he gets the sailing requirement for the crewmates.
Unfortunately he's playing as an ironman, so friends are locked out for him
What's the drop rate on friends?
Ironmans have no friend. Ironmans needs no friends.
Your genuine reaction to bis items for the account is just the best. It's no wonder you won a golden gnome, brother. The intro is crazy, the narration is crazy, love everything about the content.
I'm surprised you haven't gone thieving at Port Roberts! You can start training there at level 2 and the gem stall you get at lvl 75 should print GP faster than these worldhopping methods
Loving the series
Ahh waking up to a new Settled video. It’s gonna be a good day
Alright bro we're gonna need more pics of the cat. Unacceptable this is the first time I'm seeing him/her
I don't think I've ever rewatched a sponsor ad on youtube before lol, I agree cute cat
brother uploads at the most random times its like a surprise gift
Anyone else noticed one of the items is impossible without mainland? Medallion of the deep requires a fragment from recipe for disaster.. Unless somehow there's another way? which doesn't sound like it
Either he doesnt realize it or he has and hasn't addressed it yet, time will tell
@metallic776 Yeah xD I don't think it's been realized, more likely. I hope he has or will figure it out quickly
Nice job on the progress, dude! Loving experiencing sailing this way
10:04 Say that again…
Lets rocking go dude! What a way to start the day.
Wow I refreshed apparently at the perfect time. How can I sleep now?! LETS GO DOCK JOHNSON
Thank you for this 25 glorious minutes of distraction from the Pest Control grind. Godspeed brother.
Brother I just opened up my book then I look over to see a new episode.. no more learning tonight!
The dragon scales was so good I can’t believe I didn’t notice that
It's so funny to me that someone likely has a timer set up to snipe his gems every time the shop refreshes haha
We should restock the gems for him
@emuccino wait can we do that??
"his gems"
@SerrynRSyeah we can sell gems back to the shop. But we shouldn't overstock them past their base stock limit or else he won't be able to buy them as an ironman.
@DerekMKif someone is going out of their way to affect his run, then ya, kinda.
Seriously loving this series - it feels so like "feel good", just a man and his boat having fun and progressing. Really entertaining switch-up from something as intense as Nightmare mode was
Its 10 pm let me sleep! ...in 25 minutes
oh this is just what i needed! god this day has been frustrating, coming home to this is such a blessing. thank you Mr. Settled!
What was used to create the image at 0:38 ?
I want to know to!
settled is the only content creator who makes sailing actually look really fun
sees notif and yells HE'S DOCKING
This series is still the best thing to come out of sailing.
Jock Donshon? AND chunk man video? The same day? You two are in cahoots to make my day amazing.
I havent looked forward to something in a while like i do woth this series.
HOLY TIMING! I was just about to go and sleep early. But Dock Johnson reeling me back
ANOTHER VIDEO IN 1 WEEK! OMG BEST WEEK EVER
LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO! NEW EPISODE!!!!!
I was feeling sick but this instantly improved my mood. Thank you so much. I needed this more than you know.
I might just rewatch this whole series after this episode as well. Also currently working my way through the McTile series(again, we don’t talk about the last 3 times lmao) and then plan to move onto the Swampletics again.
My Swampletics The Movie displate sits above me as I watch this, thanks again for great content!
That aggro reset is way more convoluted than just running 10 tiles in any direction
I got a lot of enjoyment from the 25th teak plank being added on the way it was - great vid my dude, unreal production quality
TIME TO DOC MY JOHNSON
my day always gets better when settled uploads
Jackpot refresh
2 VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH WE NEED MORE
Has he ever mentioned the Isle of Souls chest or the Dark Chest where he could get some insane loot?
dark... chest? isle of... souls? hand it over that thing...
Awesome video as always! Thanks, Settled.
Top refresh pull
Bottom tier comment pull
I so needed a video tonight. Thanks goat
2 episodes in less than one week?! My Dock Johnson is ROCK. HARD.
New video? Let's goooooo!! 🎉❤ Love the series man!
I still think you should do lunar Diplo on this account. Without plankmake you probably won't ever get the highest tiers of boat upgrades, while doing a boat/sailing based challenge...
The quest even takes place on an island!
Johnson will prevail
what about the pre req? he cant go to the desert
@bobbysauer7826 yeah thats why he wont do the quests, current rules wont allow it.
I argue that there should be some exception, other wise the "Sailing only" account wont get most//all highest tier upgrades for sailing.
Glad I stayed up past my bedtime for this one!
1:41 legit might’ve been me depending on when this happened, whoopsie
Ughh I can’t wait another week for the next episode!
4:27 “Before we conti-“ SKIPPP
Sponsorblock coming in clutch, as always