Battle Rapping 4 The Lord

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • 2 rhyming youngbloods with beef duke it out in the holiest way.
    CAST
    Lil' Psalmz - PD
    / pawllelujah
    Lil' Aymen - Shama
    / shama4realz
    Hypeman 1 - Chris Freeland
    / therealchrisfreeland
    Hypeman 2 - Thomas Hooper
    / tbmuschooper
    Hypeman 3 - Tony Palacino
    / t._pal
    Hypeman 4 - Carlos AKA Reebok Classic
    Hypeman 5 - Allen Ellis
    CREW
    Creator
    PD Bachmann
    Director
    Robert Therrell
    / robert__isaac
    Sound
    Adam Daughhtee
    www.thedollarbi...
    Writers
    PD Bachmann, Shama, & Mason Bayne
    Executive Producer
    Shama
    Produced by PD, Zack Millsaps, & Mason Bayne
    POST CREW
    Edited by Shama
    Colored/Mastered by Mason Bayne
    / masonscottbayne
    Special thanks to Chick-fil-A, Cookout, Deutoronofans, and the wives who let us create.
    //After School Program//

Комментарии • 301

  • @nateperry405
    @nateperry405 5 лет назад +444

    “I believe God can do anything... since he made a donkey talk twice! 😂😂😂

  • @elizabethancheril2924
    @elizabethancheril2924 5 лет назад +411

    are we all ignoring that this was filmed in a chick fil a parking lot??

    • @Rashid_Emperor
      @Rashid_Emperor 5 лет назад +10

      In the day time. . .

    • @mrjuggalo9811
      @mrjuggalo9811 5 лет назад

      And what's wrong with Chick-fil-A

    • @aoifemetal
      @aoifemetal 5 лет назад +1

      That was what I was coming here to comment

    • @ministacue7073
      @ministacue7073 5 лет назад +3

      Was this an ad for the company?

    • @Rashid_Emperor
      @Rashid_Emperor 5 лет назад +1

      @@ministacue7073 YEZ FINALLY SOME ONE PAID ATTENTION TO THE VIDEO

  • @WretchedHobbit
    @WretchedHobbit 5 лет назад +148

    "I'm on Christian Mingle! I'm on Christian Mingle!" 😂

    • @sup3rk460
      @sup3rk460 3 года назад +9

      He's got an account

  • @auditoryallusions8983
    @auditoryallusions8983 5 лет назад +257

    "Your rhymes as about as good as John Crist is funny"
    Dannggggggg double roast baby!

  • @christyn1459
    @christyn1459 5 лет назад +91

    "I believe God can do anything- cause he made donkeys talk twice!" 😂😂😂

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 5 лет назад +3

      Read this literally as the video played the line lol

  • @jabaricosby6362
    @jabaricosby6362 5 лет назад +85

    This was so corny but funny at the same time

  • @lewis3853
    @lewis3853 5 лет назад +101

    😂! Homeboy attacked him talkin bout, “my grandma a Calvinist!” Lol.
    John Crist funny though...😆

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +8

      😂 Don't you talk about his grannie!🤣

  • @its_ieshiawhite_and_co4596
    @its_ieshiawhite_and_co4596 5 лет назад +25

    "I'm on Christian Mingle. I got an account." 😂😭😂😭

  • @isatntt
    @isatntt 5 лет назад +127

    this was lowkey fire

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +125

    Oop...he said he on Christian Mingle 😮😆

  • @Jp44jp44jp44
    @Jp44jp44jp44 5 лет назад +92

    @johnbcrist you gonna take that bro??😂😂

  • @xquavius
    @xquavius 5 лет назад +16

    He ended that man's whole Christian Mingle account with that one.

  • @ethanslifka3904
    @ethanslifka3904 5 лет назад +21

    "HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE! HE"S GOT CHRISTIAN MINGLE!" Lol that one got me XD

  • @Wade_Wilson88
    @Wade_Wilson88 5 лет назад +18

    “I heard you was depressed, what’re you? A calvinist?” Ohh nooo 😂😂😂

    • @KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw
      @KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw 4 месяца назад

      I don’t get that- how does being depressed relate to being a calvinist?

    • @7F0X7
      @7F0X7 4 месяца назад

      @@KyreynaRamirez-Relleno-ct8tw Would be sad to have such a screwed up outlook on life.

  • @YAHUAHismyShepherd
    @YAHUAHismyShepherd Год назад +1

    1:14 The funniest thing about this is last year Shama and John partnered together to do the church tour thing 😂😂😂

  • @ChristianHipHop
    @ChristianHipHop 5 лет назад +23

    This is HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣

  • @KManwarren
    @KManwarren 5 лет назад +7

    "Aye my grandmother's a Calvinist." At the end...😝. Funny!

  • @CherryStudios2
    @CherryStudios2 5 лет назад +7

    I LOVE IT! The donkey, John Crist, Calvinist... the whole thing 😂😂😂

  • @TheNinjaInConverse
    @TheNinjaInConverse 5 лет назад +78

    My *Grandma's* Calvinists!!!

  • @rodrigobarba930
    @rodrigobarba930 5 лет назад +37

    That depressed calvinist rhyme had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OTG1776
      @OTG1776 5 лет назад

      Same hahahaha!!😂😂😂💀

    • @thatguywholovespandas7287
      @thatguywholovespandas7287 Год назад

      Not gonna lie had me too shama is too much sometimes

    • @andrewk8636
      @andrewk8636 Год назад

      Is that an actual thing? I thought calvanists were the most joyful!

  • @languagelearningdabbler
    @languagelearningdabbler 5 лет назад +23

    It was bout to be more than a rap battle when Grandma was thrown in the mix 😂

  • @matthewmartin7639
    @matthewmartin7639 5 лет назад +4

    "no no no no no man. He's got an ACCOUNT!" 😂😂

  • @Gabarooniee
    @Gabarooniee 5 лет назад +8

    "He ain't my neighbor, he ain't my neighbor"😂

  • @emmanueladams3085
    @emmanueladams3085 5 лет назад +27

    REEBOK SHIRT DUDE SWAPPED SIDES LIKE 5 TIMES!!! 🔁

    • @TheBeanHome
      @TheBeanHome 5 лет назад +7

      Maybe he's supposed to be the lukewarm Christian?

    • @emmanueladams3085
      @emmanueladams3085 5 лет назад +4

      HaveMindWillWander oh that's goooooood...he should know all about spitting then LOL

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe he's got an identical twin 👬

    • @isaacjuarez569
      @isaacjuarez569 5 лет назад

      Gotta be careful with those friends that be switching
      Like atheists to Christians and ‘Ladies’ to Bitches.

  • @natesgaming4205
    @natesgaming4205 2 года назад +3

    This was apart of my youth pastor’s Sunday school lesson. He had the whole youth group laughing. 😂

  • @Da-Iceman.
    @Da-Iceman. 5 лет назад +20

    These guys got more bars and flow than all the mainstream rappers combined 🙌

  • @essennagerry
    @essennagerry 5 лет назад +4

    The reactions to every roast just keep gettig better and better! 😂😂😂 I really enjoyed those lol!

  • @Dhiraj-ev1xg
    @Dhiraj-ev1xg 5 лет назад +7

    HAHAHA!!! "My grandma's calvanist!" 2:48

  • @jasonjames8330
    @jasonjames8330 5 лет назад +6

    The guy in the reebok shirt kept switching sides😂😂😂

  • @sloopfan3706
    @sloopfan3706 5 лет назад +14

    The donkey talk twice one is 🔥

  • @OldChingu
    @OldChingu 5 лет назад +4

    This is the best thing ever recommended to me by RUclips

  • @BaseballYakker
    @BaseballYakker 5 лет назад +26

    Never bring up Calvin unless you're looking for a fight yo.

  • @auditoryallusions8983
    @auditoryallusions8983 5 лет назад +13

    Mom's spaghetti? Eminem up in here

  • @tedgraham6548
    @tedgraham6548 2 года назад +1

    That making a donkey twice line was actually pretty slick

  • @babygiraffe53
    @babygiraffe53 4 месяца назад

    “My grandmas a Calvinist” is top tier comedy!

  • @GustavoPietrafesa
    @GustavoPietrafesa 5 лет назад +4

    I love that they did it in the parking lot of a Chick Fil A 😂😂😂

  • @wacpj1929
    @wacpj1929 5 лет назад +3

    “That IS scary! That _is_ scary!”

  • @saquoiag
    @saquoiag 5 лет назад +6

    Why can't I have this much fun at Chic-Fil-A? LOL

  • @okEorB
    @okEorB 5 лет назад +7

    "Ahw my grandma's a Calvinist!"

  • @ricardoreyes1399
    @ricardoreyes1399 5 лет назад +23

    Yooo he roasted john crist!!

  • @christopherbf1197
    @christopherbf1197 5 лет назад +7

    ITS LIT.... sharing this everywhere, including to my non-christian squad.

  • @PeterGoeman
    @PeterGoeman 2 года назад

    Best part: "My Grandma's a Calvinist!" *goes flying across the screen on the attack*

  • @DeliaWolfyre
    @DeliaWolfyre 5 лет назад +2

    I NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IN MY LIFE!!!! FIIIIIIRE!!!!

  • @yolobeans8145
    @yolobeans8145 5 лет назад +2

    "what are you a Calvinist?" that and the john crist one had me laughing

  • @epicmatt3467
    @epicmatt3467 5 лет назад +2

    I'm on Christian Mingle !!!! lol Donkey is in the Bible hahaha You guys are great!

  • @aaloha808
    @aaloha808 4 года назад +1

    Niceeeee 👍😂 Where’s the other one?? Pls make it!! 🙏😩

  • @ysnowder3014
    @ysnowder3014 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of my favorite videos now.

  • @floydwhite1338
    @floydwhite1338 5 лет назад +3

    I give this 5 mics and 5 loaves!! 😂😂😂😂😂 good stuff fellas

  • @wasabib.7767
    @wasabib.7767 5 лет назад +7

    This is amazing!

  • @kbunny-ft1lt
    @kbunny-ft1lt 5 лет назад +1

    I think this is my favorite video on all of RUclips

  • @IsaiP
    @IsaiP 5 лет назад +3

    My favorite line was the Samson line, that was fire even I want to use it.

  • @Spect3r.
    @Spect3r. 3 года назад

    Why on earth am i only finding this now? RUclips thou has failed me!!!
    "My grandma was a Calvinist"... I'm dead lmao

  • @twinsmama09
    @twinsmama09 9 месяцев назад

    This ain't a battle rap this is Dr Seuss 💀

  • @grammarly576
    @grammarly576 4 года назад

    When you have church at 12:00 and you're using your time usefully.

  • @TheCaffeinator
    @TheCaffeinator 5 лет назад +2

    this was so good im sharing with my youth group

  • @IAmCourtneyPowell
    @IAmCourtneyPowell 2 года назад

    “My GRANDMA’S CALVINIST!!” Hahahahah

  • @iiitsJordan_d
    @iiitsJordan_d 2 месяца назад

    Where’s the second one???? I’m gonna make my own if you don’t post another 😅

  • @Kintsugi13-nr9nf
    @Kintsugi13-nr9nf 5 месяцев назад

    "Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's, I drink dat. Supa Hot Fire, I spit dat. Two and a Half Men, I WATCH DAT!"

  • @Apol-los
    @Apol-los 5 лет назад +1

    *guy in background*"My grandma a Calvinist!"

  • @calluna7065
    @calluna7065 5 лет назад +2

    John Crist!!! I can't. I can't. TOO FUNNY!

  • @familyman7sf
    @familyman7sf 5 лет назад +1

    That was really good! Praise God for these youths

  • @multiplewhiplashes5461
    @multiplewhiplashes5461 5 лет назад

    This good natured fun battle rapping makes me happy!!!!

  • @doutlaw63
    @doutlaw63 5 лет назад +1

    This is so cool and funny. This is how you reach the lost!!!

  • @leewilson1577
    @leewilson1577 5 лет назад +1

    Yo .. they got some bars here 😲😂😂😂

  • @secretuserforyoutube
    @secretuserforyoutube 5 лет назад +1

    WE NEED PART 2

  • @sloopfan3706
    @sloopfan3706 5 лет назад

    I NEED A SECOND ONE!

  • @silence304
    @silence304 3 года назад

    Yo did he catch the holy spirit when he touched him 😂😂🤣

  • @TheBlessingReport
    @TheBlessingReport 5 лет назад +4

    haha bride of Crist

  • @kwalk626
    @kwalk626 5 лет назад +1

    Creativity is the center of comedy 👏👏👏

  • @cburr1191
    @cburr1191 4 года назад

    This was awesome! Nice work lads.

  • @DK0523
    @DK0523 5 лет назад +1

    Love this !!!!!!

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад +4

    *where is A. Ward, Th3 Saga, Street Hymns and LOSO!!?*

    • @namesake7139
      @namesake7139 5 лет назад +1

      Lol!!!! They don't know bout that

    • @assymcgee8773
      @assymcgee8773 5 лет назад +1

      You stole my comment and snuck into the future! I was thinking this was like award vs the saga this whole time

    • @ZachVanHarrisJR
      @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад

      @@@namesake7139 word, they gonna learn soon though, 4 Horsemen been cookin

    • @ZachVanHarrisJR
      @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад +2

      @@@assymcgee8773 what up Assy McGee, I've seen your comments on all types of rap battles and battle rap bloggers, thanks for the comment! You should start uploading content, I got some videos up in my page, anyway, good looking out, have a good day, peace and one love ✌❤

    • @assymcgee8773
      @assymcgee8773 5 лет назад

      Zach Van Harris JR appreciate u bro stay on the lookout ill try to upload more

  • @mattsave1023
    @mattsave1023 5 лет назад +2

    The best thing I’ve ever seen. I’m Christian and would love to see more videos like these uplift the king of kings. Jesus Christ

  • @mr_jchristian
    @mr_jchristian 3 года назад

    "What are you? A Calvinist?"😂😂😂

  • @MemphisMojo15s
    @MemphisMojo15s 5 лет назад +7

    They said free Barabbas, and crucify Jesus. So, did you really think these rhymes are just to please us?
    Listen here bro, let us all get this straight, if you really wanna please God, are you willing to follow Job's faith?
    As they looked around the Ark at the water rising, all Noah and his family could do for the unbelievers was simply start sympathizing.
    When its all said and done, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna be able to stand before God and say, this life I lived for you?
    One day this life will come to an end, and will you stand in hell for the life you lived and say I wish I would have never sinned?
    All you have to do is say forgive me father for I have sinned, and Jesus is Lord! Help me to live my life for you in agreement with my fellow believers, in one mind and one accord!
    One day that trumpet will sound! My God My God my feet shall leave the ground!! ☝🙏🙌
    Jesus is Lord and He is coming back soon!! You better be ready, He will come in like a typhoon! I love you all 🤗

    • @gordo13371
      @gordo13371 3 года назад

      That Job bar though ? Mmmm 🔥🔥🔥

  • @elliottaburto2601
    @elliottaburto2601 2 года назад

    hahaha, love this video you should make a part 2 like so he makes a part 2!!!

  • @jonasr.3083
    @jonasr.3083 5 лет назад

    So good! We need more!🔥🔥

  • @frankielopez707
    @frankielopez707 2 года назад

    Love it!!

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад +4

    *Smack URL has entered the chat looking for next PG class recruits* 👀

  • @petersherman2187
    @petersherman2187 5 лет назад

    Straight up painfully funny, can't help but laugh at it.

  • @wemmanuel3118
    @wemmanuel3118 5 лет назад +1

    this needs more views

  • @Vahktang
    @Vahktang 4 месяца назад

    Oh, that was fun.

  • @lolitsmatt29
    @lolitsmatt29 5 лет назад

    Amen.

  • @AngelQuiroz
    @AngelQuiroz 4 года назад

    My grandmas Calvinist! 😂😂😂

  • @Renewed85
    @Renewed85 2 года назад

    "my grandma a Calvinist" LOL

  • @jdust4
    @jdust4 5 лет назад +24

    These guys were influenced by that guy who raps "Jesus Christ is My N***a" and it shows.

  • @Railey_Pg3d
    @Railey_Pg3d 5 лет назад +2

    this got into my recommended

  • @AlethrialTheElvenEmpress
    @AlethrialTheElvenEmpress 5 лет назад +1

    For people commenting, please realize that this skit is satire. It’s obvious that they were joking.

  • @morpheusbeats6493
    @morpheusbeats6493 5 лет назад

    Ohhhh 😹 "He can say donkey" 😹😹

  • @Adriel_HD
    @Adriel_HD 5 лет назад +1

    Ayyyye mannn

  • @dinosaccount
    @dinosaccount 5 лет назад

    I needed this

  • @quad7375
    @quad7375 5 лет назад

    Idk you but im subbing. and im sharing. this stuff is great

  • @charliegistmusic
    @charliegistmusic 5 лет назад

    “ Sweet dolla tea from McDonald’s “

  • @essennagerry
    @essennagerry 2 года назад

    I like how they basically group critisize each of the lines afterwards lmao! Not just funny but a really, really nice touch taking care of potential confusion on whether it's ok to say things like that to someone.

  • @ogbrmusic
    @ogbrmusic 5 лет назад +2

    That’s kind of hilarious

  • @loser18777
    @loser18777 5 лет назад +2

    this was low key tight Haha

  • @hollywoodhawkins9730
    @hollywoodhawkins9730 5 лет назад +1

    Barz!!!

  • @IMistahMacI
    @IMistahMacI 5 лет назад +1

    This video might blow up bro...

  • @isaiarreola8616
    @isaiarreola8616 5 лет назад

    Do another one of this video 😂🤣😂

  • @aflacktimeYAY
    @aflacktimeYAY 5 лет назад

    Just commenting so I can say I’m here before this blows up