Exploring the construction of medical electrodes

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  • @der.Schtefan
    @der.Schtefan 12 часов назад +347

    I think this would finally cure my chronic hysteria.

    • @integerofdoom69
      @integerofdoom69 12 часов назад +7

      Insert Dr. Evil "medically"

    • @connolec
      @connolec 11 часов назад +2

      😈😈😈😈🤩

    • @TH-1207
      @TH-1207 10 часов назад +2

      Or perhaps make you more hysterical.😉

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 10 часов назад +4

      Maybe. But for me it would begin the nightmares that somehow I had gotten a batch of returns.

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 6 часов назад +1

      Ok, ordering several 400V tri-phase powered ones...

  • @clivequinn8978
    @clivequinn8978 25 дней назад +348

    If you fix that to the Ryobi you’ve invented the drilldo.

    • @integerofdoom69
      @integerofdoom69 12 часов назад +11

      Isn't that a Mega Man boss?

    • @Sheet-Stores-Erewash
      @Sheet-Stores-Erewash 12 часов назад +4

      I've had a drilldo for 8 years...

    • @michaeltempsch5282
      @michaeltempsch5282 12 часов назад +17

      Seen devices attached in place of the blade on reciprocating saws...

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 11 часов назад +8

      I think that has been independently invented quite a few times...

    • @rimmersbryggeri
      @rimmersbryggeri 11 часов назад +3

      @@michaeltempsch5282 That sounds like something out of a danish gymastics feature from the 70's.

  • @tasherratt
    @tasherratt 12 часов назад +156

    From a medical point of view they are very effective, after using one with 130v up it, very few people come back to complain about a headache.

    • @dh2032
      @dh2032 5 часов назад

      I think that's why they worked so well, as nobody is coming back for a second dose, are they? Unless there is in to that sort of thing? and there we are backup to date? 🙂

  • @roysigurdkarlsbakk3842
    @roysigurdkarlsbakk3842 11 часов назад +96

    A small, handwritten note is attached: All units personally tested and verified with the greatest delight

    • @pseudomemes5267
      @pseudomemes5267 11 часов назад +11

      QA pASSED

    • @Fluxkompressor
      @Fluxkompressor 11 часов назад

      cheap stuff from china is almost always only tested half ass

  • @Delaterius
    @Delaterius 7 часов назад +35

    I'm glad they're not chromed plastic. I was once in my car on an normal day when I noticed there was blood on everything. The chrome on the plastic door handle was coming off and was so sharp I didn't even feel it cut my hand open. Not the kind of thing you want in your suspiciously mushroom shaped medical device

    • @gabotron94
      @gabotron94 3 часа назад +2

      No worries! The chrome layer you get for that cost would be so thin, it would crumble away instead. Your only worry is chromium poisoning!

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад +3

      I believe the fashionable term for this is, "new fear unlocked?" 🤣

  • @ciscobrown
    @ciscobrown 12 часов назад +180

    how the hell is that suppose to fit in your nose

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  12 часов назад +79

      With force. One up each nostril.

    • @sivalley
      @sivalley 11 часов назад +52

      Have you never seen Total Recall?

    • @johnpublic6582
      @johnpublic6582 11 часов назад +9

      @@sivalley I was thinking of the medical scene in Idiocracy...

    • @sivalley
      @sivalley 10 часов назад +2

      @@johnpublic6582 Ah. Sorry. I had blocked the memory of watching that movie. It gave me a literal migraine.

    • @richardbas2948
      @richardbas2948 9 часов назад

      Clive, when are you going to 'bring one in'? 😊🌈

  • @nikspanakis
    @nikspanakis 8 часов назад +31

    -Let's test them!
    -One moment, please...

  • @alexm.6148
    @alexm.6148 7 часов назад +32

    'cue victorian accent'
    Good sir I must thank you,
    Your electrical health device has saved my marriage and cured my wife's hysteria!
    She has not explained the process of how (my wife refuses to let me enter her chambers during the procedure), and the strange sounds that occur are something i've never heard before, but after she emerges exhausted and shaking as if some foul spirit has left her she always seems far happier.
    Thank you good sir, I am forever in your debt!
    Sincerely
    Duke Shrimply von Lacking

    • @davidjh7
      @davidjh7 2 часа назад +1

      I am sorely tempted to enter in a Monty Python-esque letter writing back and forth, but I shall refrain in the name of civility. Sincerely, Mr. Peebottom Slippenout. 😷

  • @Badonicus
    @Badonicus 25 дней назад +148

    Spock has definitely raised his eyebrow on this one.....
    While Mr Sulu has just said Oh My!!

  • @rogerbarton1790
    @rogerbarton1790 11 часов назад +79

    Imagine lying face down in hospital, on a trolley in a busy corridor awaiting the surgical removal of an electric health device, as the blanket of modesty falls slowly to the floor of hilarity.

    • @bufordmaddogtannen
      @bufordmaddogtannen 9 часов назад +4

      As Ali G would say "My uncle Jamal fell in the shower and had to go to the hospital... It happened to him twice". 🤣

    • @miketomas8564
      @miketomas8564 9 часов назад

      It could be worse.. That story of the woman with the lobster spawn..

    • @allenparke5874
      @allenparke5874 9 часов назад +4

      Like they say, never do anything you don't want to explain to a paramedic

    • @Big_Loo
      @Big_Loo 7 часов назад +1

      Where is Badge502 when you need him!?

    • @jaapaap123
      @jaapaap123 5 часов назад

      @@miketomas8564 please tell me what that's about.

  • @terrym1065
    @terrym1065 9 часов назад +24

    There's a factory in Texas that makes really big ones, it's called SpaceX...

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад +1

      You mean the SpaceXploding ones? 🚀💥🔥

    • @davidjh7
      @davidjh7 2 часа назад

      And here I thought Jeff Bezos had the primary market on oddly shaped rockets...

    • @puppiesarepower3682
      @puppiesarepower3682 Час назад +3

      😂🤣🤣😂
      Comment should be pinned!👍📌

  • @kritsadventures
    @kritsadventures 12 часов назад +50

    FOR EXTERNAL APPLICATION ONLY!

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +9

      And not for use on unexplained calf pain or swollen and inflamed areas.

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 7 часов назад +1

      Looking at the shape of some and the build quality of the rest, internal applications are highly discouraged due to safety and hygiene concerns.

  • @gusbert
    @gusbert 12 часов назад +26

    I've got an old leather covered wooden box which plugs into the mains. Various hollow glass and metal "tools" can be plugged into a handle. When turned on, the gas inside the the glass tools glows purple, and give the "patient" a buzzing shock, the level of which can be adjusted by a knob. The metal one gives give quite a painful shock.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +32

      A violet ray unit. Be very careful with the metal rod attachment, as electrical standards had not really been established at that time in history. There may be undesirable current flow if you touch something grounded while holding it.

    • @christopherlawley1842
      @christopherlawley1842 11 часов назад +2

      my parents had one of these. Sadly no longer here (unit & parents)

    • @MostlyInteresting
      @MostlyInteresting 8 часов назад +4

      @@christopherlawley1842 they probably had in their will that it had to be disappeared upon their passing

    • @jhonsiders6077
      @jhonsiders6077 5 часов назад

      violet wand !! the old ones as clive said could be mains todays are like $700 for a quality kit .

  • @kraftypk7283
    @kraftypk7283 12 часов назад +42

    Here for the comments

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +21

      Oh, they're gonna be spicy.

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      And most likely REMOVED by RUclips, in my case! 👎😠

  • @maItre_gonzo
    @maItre_gonzo 10 часов назад +17

    A collaboration with electroboom on this kind of device would be.... interresting.

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 6 часов назад +1

      I dont really know If I want or dont want to see it. Oh heck, lets see it! This is once in a lifetime opportunity to find out something interesting and useful..

  • @ivyburrows9763
    @ivyburrows9763 11 часов назад +52

    can i use these to cheat at chess?

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +27

      Yes. And count cards.

    • @gordslater
      @gordslater 6 часов назад +3

      you spelled cheese wrong

    • @stefantrethan
      @stefantrethan 5 часов назад +13

      Certainly, but how would you insert them into your opponent without them noticing?

    • @aSpyIntheHaus
      @aSpyIntheHaus 5 часов назад +1

      ​@@stefantrethanI came here to lol at the above comment but yours is equally good. 😂

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  4 часа назад +5

      @ Rohypnol.

  • @brianatbtacprod1989
    @brianatbtacprod1989 12 часов назад +25

    The biggest issue is cleaning any of them. after "inserted for use" . Fluids will leak into all of them. If you don't clean them completely, and sterilize them, you, or "the patient" will get a rather nasty infection in a place that's not only hard to treat, but embarrassing.

    • @BlooMule
      @BlooMule 5 часов назад

      This is why it is essential to utilize a thin rubber sheath for cleanliness

    • @jhonsiders6077
      @jhonsiders6077 5 часов назад +1

      A place in SF sells the solid stainless ones .

    • @askjacob
      @askjacob 4 часа назад +2

      @@BlooMule kind of would defeat the whole electrode bit though. All the unsealed seams and cable entries are gonna get nasty - sheathed or not

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      I just use Washing Up Liquid, and I've never had any problems! ... Err, did I just type THAT out-loud again? ... How embarrassing!

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      ​@@askjacob I recommend a toothbrush and some washing up liquid! 👍

  • @peterjensen6844
    @peterjensen6844 12 часов назад +31

    *gif of that EMT saying No goes here*

    • @LdHrothgar
      @LdHrothgar 11 часов назад +5

      Nope, he would ok these as they have a flared base, and a built in tether.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 10 часов назад +2

      @@LdHrothgar well, coming apart wouldn’t be great. But it’s not *inherently* badly shaped, at least.

  • @keithmower921
    @keithmower921 10 часов назад +10

    Clive was doing so well, then "they appear to mate together with a friction fit"...

    • @tbelding
      @tbelding 4 часа назад +1

      Ah, yes, that's right. Engineers actually call that an interference fit. It's terrible that he used the wrong terminology.

  • @MexieMex
    @MexieMex 12 часов назад +21

    A different type of electrical plug

  • @AdmiralQuality
    @AdmiralQuality 7 часов назад +4

    Conical entrance with friction fit. Got it!

  • @ChargelessElectron
    @ChargelessElectron 11 часов назад +7

    Thank you, Clive. I'm much healthier now.

  • @radellaf
    @radellaf 25 дней назад +28

    At least all the controllers I've seen have been battery instead of mains powered.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  25 дней назад +28

      There are some USB powered ones, and they probably get plugged into eBay $1 chargers with zero proper safety in the design.

    • @josoffat7649
      @josoffat7649 11 часов назад +1

      It would be a bad day if the lithium battery ever blew 😄

    • @davidg4288
      @davidg4288 7 часов назад

      There needs to be an "Acme" version of these. The shock is given to the controller handler, the electrodes are inert.

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 6 часов назад

      Ok, where I do get proper isolation trasformer for my tri-phase 400V/32Amp rated one?

  • @wimwiddershins
    @wimwiddershins 25 дней назад +17

    I remember messing about with a relay when I was a kid, eventually setting it up to switch its own coil. Got me a nice little shock there.

    • @aaronwilliams1249
      @aaronwilliams1249 25 дней назад +6

      When I was a kid, I had a Radio Shack 150-in-1 electronics kit that was a project that used a relay and a transformer to create a high voltage. I recall I liked the shocks.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  25 дней назад +12

      I got my first zap from a buzzer.

    • @hukaman88
      @hukaman88 12 часов назад +3

      My first zap was messing with a car battery.....I wasn't a smart kid

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 12 часов назад +1

      okay but where's the part where you stuck it up your butt?

    • @thebloxxer22
      @thebloxxer22 11 часов назад +2

      The real question is how many children get shocked by sticking a fork in a wall socket or tongue in a light socket. I'm from the US, where safety outlets are few and far between.

  • @sebis_tt
    @sebis_tt 11 часов назад +3

    As someone who recently finished building an ET312 clone, I appreciate this video!

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. 11 часов назад +16

    You’re being a naughty bear lately, it was interesting to see the varying structures though.
    Mostly these only induce localised muscular contraction, but if used in conjunction with external electrodes the electrical stim can be guided directly through G-spots.
    So I’ve heard. ;)

    • @connolec
      @connolec 11 часов назад +5

      Yes, but get these things from reputable brands! Myestim, MEO, for example.

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 10 часов назад +1

      @@connolec preach!

    • @ThomasShatter
      @ThomasShatter 9 часов назад +1

      @@connolec Aren't mystim just overpriced repacked chinese stuff?

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 8 часов назад +1

      @ like Apple!

    • @jhonsiders6077
      @jhonsiders6077 5 часов назад +1

      WOOF !

  • @mxslick50
    @mxslick50 11 часов назад +9

    1:50 "Where is the little unit?" That's what he said. 😂

  • @gary23jag
    @gary23jag 6 часов назад +4

    Quality control is a pain in the arse 😮

  • @PaulG.x
    @PaulG.x 11 часов назад +9

    "Canal probes"
    All quality chromium plating requires the substrate to be plated with copper and then nickle. Chromium does not stick well to other metals

  • @rodmongodwood
    @rodmongodwood 8 часов назад +3

    the verbal dancing around the elephant in the room is just fantastic :D

  • @worldofrandometry6912
    @worldofrandometry6912 5 часов назад +3

    For using those metal ones, I suggest buying a bottle of Locktite.

  • @P.J.McLaughlin
    @P.J.McLaughlin 11 часов назад +5

    5:30 "a different size packer washer" It is surprising that they use different size packer washers. I did not know that. Probably because one size doesn't fit all. This channel packs a plethora of interesting and useful information.

  • @williamkious5349
    @williamkious5349 10 часов назад +7

    Overheard in the ER: "Nothing accidentally enters the rectum, sir. Comes apart, maybe..."

    • @wtmayhew
      @wtmayhew 9 часов назад +4

      One of the first things I ran across on the web back in 1994 was _The Foreign Objects Page_ which was X-rays posted by ER docs. The weirdest one was a standard size A19 light bulb. Ouch!

    • @williamkious5349
      @williamkious5349 9 часов назад

      @@wtmayhew tis butt a flesh wound!

  • @Fanta....
    @Fanta.... 24 дня назад +16

    The Burt Plurg looks very unhygienic...

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  24 дня назад +13

      Yes. Many juice crevices.

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      Was the misspelling intentional? ... Or can't you spell? 🤣

  • @abunk8691
    @abunk8691 11 часов назад +5

    Got confused by the thumbnail as it looked as multiple things to me. A big suppsitory, a door stop magnetic thingy to keep a door open (forgot what they're actually called), and the recreational nether region plug (with the optional vibration motors or reciprocating motors for "medical" reasons).

  • @P.J.McLaughlin
    @P.J.McLaughlin 11 часов назад +6

    In the early 1800's electricity became rectumized? I did not know that.

    • @MrBroberds
      @MrBroberds 11 часов назад

      Full-bridge rectumfier!

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis 8 часов назад +5

      Yes, butt only when using a FULL BRIDGE RECTUMFRIER

  • @CrispyCircuits
    @CrispyCircuits 6 часов назад +1

    Note to self: When
    buying medical devices from dodgy dealers, do not ever buy "special price - used"

  • @integerofdoom69
    @integerofdoom69 12 часов назад +14

    Is that a flared base?

    • @idjtoal
      @idjtoal 11 часов назад +2

      not really....

    • @slyfondle1885
      @slyfondle1885 11 часов назад +6

      Better hope you don't lose the metre of cable up there 🙄

    • @samp9539
      @samp9539 6 часов назад +2

      Or are you just pleased to see me

  • @SilverArse
    @SilverArse 25 дней назад +9

    There are ones out there big enough that you would melt down to make planes in a war.
    Also someone I met who knows about these said that you want digital. People made homemade versions of the control boxes with analogue signals and proceeded to ruin their willies with sine waves.

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 11 часов назад +3

      These super cheap stim boxes don’t really have much capacity for such uses, they really are just relabelled tens boxes really, they’re made for muscle stim, but there are ones out there that work more like synthesisers, capable of actual sine waves and such, and they can indeed ‘ruin willies’, to coin your phrase.
      My understanding is the more expensive sine wave kinds started with veterinary devices designed for ‘milking’ male bulls and horses and such, and kind of obviously someone got curious if humans would get the same results.
      And lo a new industry was born!

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 часа назад

      Which waves for willies are better than sine waves?

    • @SilverArse
      @SilverArse 3 часа назад

      @Sashazur in this case digital steps. On /off.

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      I know! ... I had one! ... It was IMPOSSIBLE! ... Err, did I type THAT out-loud again? 👎🤣

  • @josoffat7649
    @josoffat7649 11 часов назад +3

    I think I need to find a new doctor, I've never been prescribed this treatment before.

  • @MrZetor
    @MrZetor 11 часов назад +8

    @8:11 If I remember correctly, you actually need a gerbil for a proper 'Harmagedon' event...

    • @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
      @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE 10 часов назад +4

      There used to be a programme called the Bronx Bunny show.
      I think it was on channel 4.
      It featured a section on "the internal gerbil."

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 8 часов назад +2

      Lemmiwinks

    • @YerUnclePhil
      @YerUnclePhil 7 часов назад +1

      I scanned the comments for the Armageddon reference. I heard it on a radio show, and never forgot it.

    • @DrGreenGiant
      @DrGreenGiant 6 часов назад +1

      That's why there's a hole up one of them. Gerbil access

    • @samp9539
      @samp9539 6 часов назад +1

      Step away from that capybara!

  • @richardturton6900
    @richardturton6900 25 дней назад +11

    The first electrode is remarkably similar to what is hanging on the end of the pull cord of my bathroom light switch.

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 12 часов назад +1

      Yes, that was my first thought as well: a light switch!

    • @bobs_ya_runkle
      @bobs_ya_runkle 2 часа назад

      If I ever come to your house remind me not to pull on the bathroom light switch 🤣😂

  • @NerdyMeathead
    @NerdyMeathead 11 часов назад +7

    Are these those new fandangled scientologist testing machines they upgraded to from the cans?

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  10 часов назад +6

      Yes. These are for Xenu's magical truth probing machine.

    • @wtmayhew
      @wtmayhew 10 часов назад

      No self respecting Theatan is going to stick around when these electrodes are brought out. 😊

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 8 часов назад

      ​@@bigclivedotcomthe e in e-meter stands for "erotic"

  • @MightyRude
    @MightyRude 11 часов назад +3

    I used sticky pad electrodes for pain relief some 24 years ago, it did help in the beginning but resulted in 3rd degree burns after a couple of months (it was so bad that the caregiver didn’t have any unburnt place to put the electrodes).
    I’ve been on opiates ever since.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +5

      I wonder if the burns were actually DC bias causing skin damage.

    • @MightyRude
      @MightyRude 11 часов назад +2

      @
      That’s very much possible, I do remember the electrodes beginning to sting when the batteries went low.

  • @curtishoffmann6956
    @curtishoffmann6956 12 часов назад +8

    The modern versions are internet-ready and USB-powered. There's an app for that.

    • @ran2wild370
      @ran2wild370 9 часов назад +1

      With a camera and streaming capabilities!! I hope!!

    • @lukahierl9857
      @lukahierl9857 7 часов назад +1

      Thats used for cheating at chess tournaments.

  • @michaellindsay1238
    @michaellindsay1238 3 часа назад +1

    Christmas Tree decorations to discourage the cat from pulling the baubles off and to stimulate polite conversation during dinner perhaps.

    • @bobs_ya_runkle
      @bobs_ya_runkle 2 часа назад

      So what's the punishment for the cat if the initial discouragement fails? The mind boggles.

  • @CrazyOregonBeaver
    @CrazyOregonBeaver 25 дней назад +22

    But are they Dishwasher safe? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @integerofdoom69
      @integerofdoom69 12 часов назад +11

      Remind me to stay away from your dishes for "medical" reasons.

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 12 часов назад +1

      @@integerofdoom69 haha my thought exactly!

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 2 часа назад

      Yeah,..
      you might want to avoid putting them in the dishwasher. Unless you use Dawn, with Hydrogen Peroxide 😂
      ... not that i would know 🙄

  • @scottydawg1234567
    @scottydawg1234567 12 часов назад +6

    they were for hysteria weren't they

  • @Ben-says-you-are-AWESOME
    @Ben-says-you-are-AWESOME 8 часов назад +2

    The Ali-Express store is very entertaining, one could say that it was "eye opening", although given the nature of some of those devices you could end up with other things opened wide!!

  • @pnadk
    @pnadk 6 часов назад +5

    This device contains a bridge rectumfier.

  • @lukasgayer5393
    @lukasgayer5393 11 часов назад +4

    Despite being shaped in obviously naughty way, these can be used in completely "boring" way to stimulate aching muscles on your back, neck and shoulders, which is fine. When naughty meets practical!

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 часа назад

      Yes just tell that to your mother when she finds it.

  • @6sicSIX
    @6sicSIX 6 часов назад +2

    I wonder if they make the workers "sample" these to give them a kick to work harder...

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  5 часов назад +2

      Each one is tested on a worker by an industrial robot.

  • @gertjanvandermeij4265
    @gertjanvandermeij4265 5 часов назад +3

    *Just pull your pants down Clive ! We want to see this IN ACTION !!*

  • @grantrennie
    @grantrennie 25 дней назад +6

    Thanks for another good video Clive 👍

  • @clevermusicbox3630
    @clevermusicbox3630 11 часов назад +2

    They all look soo....comfortable.

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      Due to "personal experience," I initially erroneously read your comment as "uncomfortable!" 🤣

  • @iandawkins2182
    @iandawkins2182 12 часов назад +25

    Yes a guaranteed take down / demonetization, and RUclips censors having a nervous breakdown over the content, perhaps the device could help them.

    • @idjtoal
      @idjtoal 11 часов назад

      there are some comments from the early viewers, so it's been here for a few weeks now ? Not saying tubers wouldn't benefit from 🎳🥒🥾 applied generously of course.

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 6 часов назад +1

      Cranked up to 11...

  • @MercyPiePai
    @MercyPiePai 11 часов назад +6

    Will there be a giveaway?
    Just asking for research purposes.

    • @alsanova
      @alsanova 11 часов назад +1

      What kind of research purposes??? Hmmm 🤔😂😂

    • @richardbas2948
      @richardbas2948 8 часов назад

      ​@@alsanovaa fitting maybe? 😂

  • @pmpwiz
    @pmpwiz 4 часа назад +2

    I hope those all came in a plain brown wrapper.

    • @roberthousedorfii1743
      @roberthousedorfii1743 2 часа назад +1

      somebody came (something something) in a brown ( something something ) wrapper.

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard 9 часов назад +3

    I giggled at way too many points in this vid.

  • @tooruoikawa8985
    @tooruoikawa8985 12 часов назад +10

    I’m an adult human being , I’m an adult human being, I’m an adult human being LOL

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 11 часов назад +1

      Good, because those things are used for adult human being purposes.

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 2 часа назад

      ... that's what she said 😳

  • @flickthenick
    @flickthenick 10 часов назад +5

    No wonder this channel is called Big Clive...

  • @jkbrown5496
    @jkbrown5496 11 часов назад +2

    Reminds me of about 30 years ago when some fisheries scientists killed a couple endangered Hawaiian Monk Seals (a very big deal) when the anal probe used in the auto-ejaculation experiments shorted and caused an infection. A friend was trying to manage the aftermath and they had news reporters climbing the fences to get at the couple of seals they still had, but were no longer experimenting on. It was science, you know.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  11 часов назад +2

      It sounds like that may have been DC and possibly caused cellular perforation.

  • @retrozmachine1189
    @retrozmachine1189 8 часов назад +3

    So I guess you hammer them in like an earthing electrode for your house?

    • @JanicekTrnecka
      @JanicekTrnecka 6 часов назад

      You have to lube them up to make sure the resistance wont be too high ..

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  6 часов назад +3

      Yes. You put them in with a jackhammer.

  • @AndyDo
    @AndyDo 9 часов назад +7

    "Take it to bits" is my favorite double entendre of the year so far.

  • @Hervoo
    @Hervoo 9 часов назад +3

    Wait, THAT GOES WHERE!?

  • @DavidVR2
    @DavidVR2 11 часов назад +2

    As the Queen of the Victorians once said "One Moment Please"😉
    Thank you Clive, another informative video👍

    • @samp9539
      @samp9539 6 часов назад

      One moment?? You must be doing it wrong.

  • @JonPMeyer
    @JonPMeyer 2 часа назад

    Your comment about "more sophisticated devices" caused my mind to wander into some really weird places. And for some reason the end of the 1812 Overture was playing in the background. Thanks, I really needed a distraction from the weird stuff that is actually happening in this part of our world today.

  • @Senshikaji
    @Senshikaji 12 часов назад +4

    Probably more interesting; a UK company makes a remote control version..........
    and audio sensing/control versions......

  • @almostthere3733
    @almostthere3733 10 часов назад +5

    Regarding these "devices", I'm waiting for you to send out a viewer survey. ;)

  • @goiiia3774
    @goiiia3774 11 часов назад +2

    My wife had some questions when I watched this video.

  • @scoobydooo4390
    @scoobydooo4390 10 часов назад +2

    Crikey..!! They were getting bigger and bigger....
    I was expecting the legendary 6 lb artillery shell to make an appearance...!!

  • @tubaman66
    @tubaman66 9 часов назад +1

    "Used for other purposes nowadays". I can't begin to imagine what those other purposes might be...

  • @polymath9372
    @polymath9372 9 часов назад +3

    Clive: are you _really_ sure that these are available on the NHS?!

  • @mikepelletier1399
    @mikepelletier1399 5 часов назад +3

    I love this channel!

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      Sssh! ... Those killjoys at RUclips DON'T like people to have too much fun and laughter!

  • @haydenl1029
    @haydenl1029 Час назад

    You my good sir have incredible composure during all this and the fact that you don’t laugh (as far as I know) is quite incredible very impressive

  • @JeffreyGroves
    @JeffreyGroves 6 часов назад +2

    "As much as you want to pay"... Are you saying that the personal health and audiophile markets have similarities?

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  5 часов назад +2

      Price is definitely used to imply quality.

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 2 часа назад

      There are ones that work with sound files .You can get off on a favorite song.

  • @_hi_pwr
    @_hi_pwr 11 часов назад +4

    That is uhhhh, a medical device

  • @MostlyInteresting
    @MostlyInteresting 10 часов назад +2

    If you look back through the history of medicine up until present day you'll realize sadly. There is a severe lack of ethics . It's all about the money.

  • @nick78698
    @nick78698 3 часа назад

    The original Circuit you are showing works like a Ruhmkorff coil. Except a Ruhmkorff coil has secondary windings. 10 to 100 windings primary and up to a million secondary windings.
    In the primary there's also a capacitor to dampen the spark from the air gap on the primary.
    Used one for demonstrations to students in our physics lab. Always found it a scary thing. The sparks produced from the secondary are impressive. 15 cm could be reached from a 12VDC power supply.
    Just love how it works. Don't even need an alternating current. Getting the contact at the air gap not to stick was always the hardest way to set up 😁
    You would love it Clive!

  • @jonbob2
    @jonbob2 11 часов назад +2

    Pro tip: pay attention to the listing when buying German-made “toys”. Unlike most others they’re exactly as big as they claim to be.

  • @Jeff44
    @Jeff44 25 дней назад +6

    Clive, if the metal ones are not stainless, which is produced very cheaply in China,
    then it might be nickel plated steel, like the finish on NiB magnets. It does look
    more like Ni than Chrome on camera. If it feels like it's got some weight to it,
    then I'd definitely go for Stainless or Steel/Nickel than anything Aluminium.

    • @brauchmernet
      @brauchmernet 18 дней назад +2

      Yeah and if it would be stainless, the geigercounter would be the first thing to check…

    • @wtmayhew
      @wtmayhew 10 часов назад

      I bought a cheap FNIRSI Geiger counter which FNIRSI managed not to screw up. I definitely give stuff coming from China a quick radiological scan upon arrival.

    • @neilg322
      @neilg322 9 часов назад

      Weight it and measure its volume Clive and calculate the specific density, inquiring minds need to know.

    • @stefantrethan
      @stefantrethan 5 часов назад

      You can tell by the way the chip formed when drilling these are aluminium.

  • @BillyNoMates1974
    @BillyNoMates1974 12 часов назад +2

    that far left one looks like its called 'hammer head probe buddy 10000'

  • @dcallan812
    @dcallan812 25 дней назад +6

    Where is the larger one?😊
    They did have some very outrages claims, stick this where the sun dont shine and grow a full head of hair again 🤣
    Cheep chrome plating is not what you need, its so sharp when it fails. .😱

  • @RustyorBroken
    @RustyorBroken 7 часов назад +1

    Are you planning on doing another insertion test video for science? The first one was comedy gold.

    • @davidg4288
      @davidg4288 7 часов назад +1

      Maybe audio only?

  • @4bSix86f61
    @4bSix86f61 8 часов назад +1

    I lost it when I looked carefully of what those "medical electrodes" were

  • @georgezarifis7409
    @georgezarifis7409 11 часов назад +3

    Nice video, these look more like die cast zinc rather than aluminium.

  • @philoffhistree
    @philoffhistree 7 часов назад +1

    im not sure they are all external

  • @muadeeb
    @muadeeb 5 часов назад

    Thank you for all you do in Analyzing these health items

  • @pompeymonkey3271
    @pompeymonkey3271 10 часов назад +1

    Without being hysterical, I must say how much relieved I was to see that you did not demonstrate the functionality of these devices once being presented with the evidence of your spudger assisted excavations. ;)

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 11 часов назад +2

    Handy the 'metal' ones can be unscrewed, helps with cleaning out any brown crusties or certain fluids of excitement from the probes, that plastic "plug-in" one not so much, that would probably get a bit smelly after a couple uses... :P

    • @BeefyMon
      @BeefyMon 7 часов назад

      Not if you’re a pro.

  • @MWestern-m4g
    @MWestern-m4g 12 часов назад +4

    And you never plugged even ONE in?

    • @CB0T
      @CB0T 11 часов назад +1

      LOL

    • @MWestern-m4g
      @MWestern-m4g 11 часов назад +1

      I don't believe that any of those would fit in the ear canal. Maybe Andre the Giant?

    • @RS-Amsterdam
      @RS-Amsterdam 10 часов назад +2

      All the time, look at his fingers shaking 😂

    • @CB0T
      @CB0T Час назад

      @ It's true, I saw it again.😅

  • @therealjammit
    @therealjammit 10 часов назад +1

    I've never been more interested in something I didn't want to know and didn't bother to ask.

  • @SirBoden
    @SirBoden 10 часов назад +1

    I wonder is they still make the “health aids” that attach to a Sawzall.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  5 часов назад +3

      The ones subtly called a F***zall? They use pneumatic and XLR connectors as standard quick release mechanisms.

    • @SirBoden
      @SirBoden 3 часа назад +1

      @ That made me laugh, thank you.

  • @hestheMaster
    @hestheMaster 10 часов назад +1

    What a shocking display of electro -stimulating devices. Ali Express has everything!

  • @rimmersbryggeri
    @rimmersbryggeri 11 часов назад +3

    That last one is at a risk of being full of shit after a while.

    • @marcse7en
      @marcse7en 2 часа назад

      I recommend an old toothbrush and some washing up liquid! 👍🤣

  • @allenrusselljr
    @allenrusselljr 11 часов назад +4

    I had knee surgery at age 14 that required physical therapy. I learned very quickly to turn the tens unit off before removing the sticky pads.
    Care of catching hysteria 😊

  • @TheFlyingScotsmanTV
    @TheFlyingScotsmanTV 8 часов назад +2

    no urethra one clive? you disappoint me

  • @allancopland1768
    @allancopland1768 10 часов назад +1

    Thank goodness someone invented the H-Bridge. 4:18 "These are nice". I'd worry about it getting lost. Maybe just me.

  • @Tarkov.
    @Tarkov. 10 часов назад

    Incredible that they manage to find the demand for these.

    • @bigclivedotcom
      @bigclivedotcom  5 часов назад +2

      Given the number of people selling them and the scale of their sales, I'd say they are a very popular item. Most likely with husband and wife couples wanting to spice things up.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 часа назад

      Once you realize how many people are depraved perverts (not that there’s anything wrong with that), it’s not surprising at all!

  • @asiano3385
    @asiano3385 11 часов назад +2

    Yes the palm massage electrodes.