Hey guys the website for streaming is up now: benavery.live The stream will be free if you watch it live, but only members can comment to interact and submit on stream and watch the archived episodes. I also made merch and if you buy a certain amount you get a month free of the show. After January 1st the price to be a member will go up so you can get locked in now at a founders price. This website is probably where we will eventually start hosting all lemonparty content as well, but who knows when that will be. You can give me your email for free and I’ll let you know when there is any touring for the pod/stand up. I’m g
Could you kindly post on the RUclips channels’s Community tab before you go live over there? I follow most pods through YT notifications. Thanks, I’m goy and my cross is small.
He does his job, he's rich and lives in the center of the universe, he better. The comfy fu**er doesn't even have to leave his house and his work his chilling with his friends. He uploads on schedule...not hard.
It took Ben until his 30's to figure out how a soda machine is operated... He drinks that crap everyday and doesn't even know the syrup and carbonation are controlled separately... wow.
On the older soda machines they couldn't really adjust it because there was no digital computer controlling the process. The Freestyle machines(which Devan knows the name of) are the ones with the touch display where you select from dozens of flavors actually MIX the syrups for many of those products. So when you get vanilla-cherry there's separate syrups with smaller reservoirs that it pulls from. My ex was a restaurant designer, and she knew everything about the machinery in the food-service industry. She worked on Google's on-campus restaurants, 5-star hotels, even restaurants at Disney.
46:00 Robert Johnson is a true legend because the music is so good, he is playing rhythm & lead guitar at the same time while having a great soulful voice; check out "Crossroads" (Cream covered it) and "Sweet Home Chicago" (covered by Blues Brothers)... i strongly prefer electric guitar to acoustic, but Johnson is the one acoustic guitarist i really enjoy...
yeah, he really is one of the best to ever do it. at the time, people listening to it We're convinced there were 2 guitars playing because to them it didn't sound possible.
Jack blacks mom worked on the abort guidance system credited with saving Apollo 13. She was also an electrical engineer for the Minuteman missile. Very strange …
Jack BIacks parents were actual rocket scientists, that's not a joke. At least one them worked at NASA and made significant advances to the technology. The relevant part to this video is how Americas rocket program started. For anyone not familiar with the strange origins of Americas rocket program look up Jack Parsons and his intimate connections to AIIesłer CrowIey, along with L. Ron Hubbard, the father of ScienłoIogy. The American rocket program was started by Jack Parsons who created JPL, and he was an infamous occuIłisł and sałanisł. It all goes back to Jack Blacks upbringing. Most people probably know all of this already but anyone doubting the comment I recommend looking into it.
@@dominicdeluca6378 For some reason my phone autocompleted the word with two C's. I probably typed it wrong and accidentally saved it that way in my phone. Anyway, don't let my idiocy prevent you from looking into the origins of Americas space program because it's unbelievable.
Oh yeah, but not for any of the reasons you'd guess. I love my job, going on day 21 of 12 hour night shifts. No breaks. Most I've done is 49. @@100Mmore
I’ve been a Ben hater recently, but I have to admit he’s much better this ep. Leaning into to being shamelessly regarded and not taking things as seriously. Reminds me of early LP Ben 🥹 warms my gay little heart
Hey I just wanna let you guys know I’m a tree trimmer and every time I have to get in a boom lift and do shitty tree work I put you guys in the headphones and it makes getting smack by tree limbs and eat saw dust not as bad. Thanks
Can't wait to listen to the ways Ben is better and above it all. I'm going in boys. Edit: boys are funny again, we are so back. Didn't doubt it for a second.
Welcome to another episode of Jace steps on everyone’s jokes. Snuffs them out as soon as the words finish leaving their lips. I’m rooting for you to figure it out Jace.
@ he’s by far the worst. That’s saying a lot because Ben isn’t very funny. He’s on the rise though this year. Listen to Jace next time. He can’t wait to open his mouth and doesn’t allow Devan or Ben’s joke sit in the air. It’s obnoxious
Anybody who's ever installed soda into the fountain machine knows this. My retarded woman wife works in a convenience store. she knows this. Of course I'm a man so I learned that when I was 6 years old.
Ben tries to cite episode 5 calling Elon Elmo Musk as if he was always anti Elon but when he was calling him Elmo at that time he was making fun of Lib cux on Twitter like that Jeff Teadrick guy. Don’t try to rewrite history Ben! I’m a LP scholar
Hey guys the website for streaming is up now: benavery.live
The stream will be free if you watch it live, but only members can comment to interact and submit on stream and watch the archived episodes. I also made merch and if you buy a certain amount you get a month free of the show. After January 1st the price to be a member will go up so you can get locked in now at a founders price. This website is probably where we will eventually start hosting all lemonparty content as well, but who knows when that will be. You can give me your email for free and I’ll let you know when there is any touring for the pod/stand up. I’m g
Ty Ben
“I’m gay” finished it for you Ben
Could you kindly post on the RUclips channels’s Community tab before you go live over there? I follow most pods through YT notifications. Thanks, I’m goy and my cross is small.
aaaaaand the pods gone
its jover
Can we just take a second to appreciate how consistent of an uploader Ben is and how seriously he takes the posting schedule. True Professional.
he's got a guy to do it now, that he can't afford, technically.
Not early enough. Some have a goon schedule too smh
Wednesday sucks.
@@100Mmoreadd it to the house payment and the bulls he pays to make Katie happy
He does his job, he's rich and lives in the center of the universe, he better. The comfy fu**er doesn't even have to leave his house and his work his chilling with his friends. He uploads on schedule...not hard.
Lemonparty: posts 90 minutes of racism, rape, and pure bile
Lemonparty fans: thank goodness, we couldn't handle another controversal episode
Ben gets a relationship with Jesus and everyone in here freaks out about it
Anything but politics please
Mmm bile....
😋
@@riccy871 lmaoooooo
The duality of Ben, too good to vote but not too good to think about a savage pack of frogs tonguing a town of women.
Jace in a blue jacket and Devan in red?? I can finally listen to the show now
Blue jacket- red jacket, who gives a shit
Ben is in a green shirt a good aesthetic
Visualization of the two angels on my shoulders trying to influence me
The centrist in the center, the leftist on the left, etc.
Oh s*** I just realized that Jace is wearing a blue shirt with a green hat. Ben is wearing a green shirt with a blue hat....
Ben Avery made sexual advances towards me during a meet and greet after one of his live shows, HIGHLY RECOMMEND
When will it be my turn
It doesn't count if it's out of town...
(Try again)
Dam did he use lube at least
@AtLeastMyDawgyLovesMeI think you mean tall femboy
He didn’t advance on me 😢 I must not be pretty enough 😔
Not only is Tulsi in the military-she's a Lt Colonel in the Army Psy Op division. Evil, but she's gotttaaa greeeaaattt asssss (Pachino voice).
Very Good
I think Nancy vace is way hotter
Ben talks about soda like a Mormon housewife.
At least he doesn’t talk about it like a Jewess
Thanks Ben I'm now a BEN AVERY live supporter after spending 100 dollars on a leather jacket that says "chimpkin" on it. Absolute brilliance
We’ll be twinsieesssss
You’re Cringe
"they start a pick up game in the chat" got me good, jace is the best
1:09:00 when you guys get Devan to laugh like this it just warms my heart
Ben trying to hide his "Adam 💩 his pants moment," but Devan can smell a bug a mile away
What was ben’s Adam poop pants moment? 😭
Devin is living his soprano dreams with the track jacket
It took Ben until his 30's to figure out how a soda machine is operated... He drinks that crap everyday and doesn't even know the syrup and carbonation are controlled separately... wow.
He’s very intelligent!
On the older soda machines they couldn't really adjust it because there was no digital computer controlling the process.
The Freestyle machines(which Devan knows the name of) are the ones with the touch display where you select from dozens of flavors actually MIX the syrups for many of those products. So when you get vanilla-cherry there's separate syrups with smaller reservoirs that it pulls from. My ex was a restaurant designer, and she knew everything about the machinery in the food-service industry. She worked on Google's on-campus restaurants, 5-star hotels, even restaurants at Disney.
why yall break up
Why would you let her get away
All up in Ben’s face crying this and that
colors on point today
46:00 Robert Johnson is a true legend because the music is so good, he is playing rhythm & lead guitar at the same time while having a great soulful voice; check out "Crossroads" (Cream covered it) and "Sweet Home Chicago" (covered by Blues Brothers)... i strongly prefer electric guitar to acoustic, but Johnson is the one acoustic guitarist i really enjoy...
yeah, he really is one of the best to ever do it. at the time, people listening to it We're convinced there were 2 guitars playing because to them it didn't sound possible.
Have your estrogen levels stabilized Ben?
I keep upping his dose
The only bright spot in my day... wish you were liquor
Jack blacks mom worked on the abort guidance system credited with saving Apollo 13. She was also an electrical engineer for the Minuteman missile. Very strange …
@@xenoraptor1552 he also is part of the group that is 2% of the population while simultaneously being 98% of the media… spooky stuff
Ben laughing maniacally after being told women can’t be in the military because they keep getting raped is insane 💀💀
Watched the whale this weekend, instantly door dashed Wendy’s 😮
Tenacious D nostalgia segment was excellent
Axe Jeeves was very good
The patreon must be wild if this is the public
52:45 😂 Devan's self hatred rant had me rolling
24:32 thank you for that anecdote, Jace!
Jack BIacks parents were actual rocket scientists, that's not a joke. At least one them worked at NASA and made significant advances to the technology. The relevant part to this video is how Americas rocket program started. For anyone not familiar with the strange origins of Americas rocket program look up Jack Parsons and his intimate connections to AIIesłer CrowIey, along with L. Ron Hubbard, the father of ScienłoIogy. The American rocket program was started by Jack Parsons who created JPL, and he was an infamous occuIłisł and sałanisł. It all goes back to Jack Blacks upbringing. Most people probably know all of this already but anyone doubting the comment I recommend looking into it.
I mean you could trace most prominent celebs back to some elitism or Satanism
@@riccy871
Ya, it's super weird. The people who run this world are into some dark shił
You lost me at reccomend
@@dominicdeluca6378
For some reason my phone autocompleted the word with two C's. I probably typed it wrong and accidentally saved it that way in my phone. Anyway, don't let my idiocy prevent you from looking into the origins of Americas space program because it's unbelievable.
@@riccy871
True, many of the most popular celebrities and politicians come from a lineage of aristocratic families. It's a small and demented club.
I’m only using Axe Jeeves from now on
Devin, the wops approve of the track jacket
its ok Jace, I just bought an old corolla from a croatian dude who doesn't speak any English. Picking up where you left off
I haven’t listened to this pod in a year. I’m back and STILL the funniest most irreverent show on the internet!
The train station! 😂😂
Ben sitting behind his keyboard stand like racist Marc Rebillet.
Hahahaha nice
lol
Ben's as much of a hack as Marc too
I saw Marc live at a festival once and the crowd was dead silent. To this day I’ve never seen someone bomb to a crowd on mdma before
I want a 10 hour comp of Devan talking about Kobe's innocence in front of skeptical black audiences
I agree on the soda. I only drink fountain drinks like twice a week so if it's flat my day is ruined. McDonalds is consistent though.
1:18:33 best bit on the show in a long fucking time holy fuck
Kevin Hart’s greatest performance was in Scary Movie 3. Excellent film.
The million pound march! 😂😂
You guys need to talk more about fish tank and Burt
This made up for last week, and Ben needs to watch his favorite lady, Tusli Gabbard, 🏄♀️ in Hawaii.
Just finished another 12 hour night shift and i get the soothing sound of slurs to lull me to sleep. Very nice.
Get that bank. I've been up all night too, but I didn't earn a dollar. Spent some in fact.
Terrible life
Bigotry
Oh yeah, but not for any of the reasons you'd guess. I love my job, going on day 21 of 12 hour night shifts. No breaks. Most I've done is 49. @@100Mmore
Thought ben was gonna spill his 780 oz coke zero
Who thinks Jace’s girlfriend is imaginary? And his plaid shirt is a size large?
Jace "I can fit into a large" Avery
1:09:55 we got a guy we “follow” from school in 2001
I'm gay
pod is goated
The transition into adreads is fluid and seamless. Great work, Ben.
Thank you for your service
Lmao, title shouldve been Million Pound March
Thanks for the laughs!
Great ep.
Dude, Devan's love for Kobe is more than I've had for any relationship I've been in.
1:17 -- ayo wtf was ben doing here?
You should eat edibles every Monday Ben
Thank you to our heroes our lemonboys our brothers I would follow you to the end of the deli aisle bestpardumchumpkin
I'm Loving Ben's 128 oz Dr. Pepper
Jace looks like Larry the cable guy
Are these guys ever not always in my face, talkin this and that?
I’m all up in Jace face gooning this and that
The train station is what they used to call my ass at daycare
Good morning gentlemen.
Hey king
good morning ser.
Bold of you to assume it was good. Do better.
Lp fans and devan costa fans, please go back and click like on every single episode of lp, hw, and brainjail.
Never heard of brain jail thanks
Lmao it’s all in VR
Sad to gay what you’ve very good.
LEMONPARTY IS BACK BABY
Black King Solomon bit…very good
Neocumtown?
The vibe but nowhere close in reality
@ I’ll take what I can get
Nick
Devan
Jace
Ben
Stav
Adam
So imo it averages higher but no one can touch Nick
AND BY THE WAY
If Ida returns from ATL, i hope she brings Devy a future 1st round NBA pick
Im chronically gay and jace wont respond to my DMs?!?
I’ve been radicalized by two Averys and a white Aziz
I said Goddamn, best bit of entertainment out there. I’m a lemon party lifer
my favorite ccp pod
Did this episode fall out a coconut tree?
51:52 I knew it Devan loves the blacks
I have crippling depression...and this pod doesn't help at all
Jace looking like a trucker Sam Hyde
Jaces teeth don't suck as bad as Sam's
i’m still proud of ben for quitting the no nic vapes i miss fat ben but it’s commendable stuff
This was nice
I’m crying at this episode 😂 the train station.. rape ball.. I’m dead
Beggar's Cup Benny
Woah the show looks like they are filming in a submarine what the fuck is going on. Dasboot
Good morning lemon lads
keep evangelising to devan and jace and i will give you money
Like real talk… Ben needs to take a deep breathe before he gets hiccups!
I’ve been a Ben hater recently, but I have to admit he’s much better this ep. Leaning into to being shamelessly regarded and not taking things as seriously. Reminds me of early LP Ben 🥹 warms my gay little heart
Hey I just wanna let you guys know I’m a tree trimmer and every time I have to get in a boom lift and do shitty tree work I put you guys in the headphones and it makes getting smack by tree limbs and eat saw dust not as bad. Thanks
Can't wait to listen to the ways Ben is better and above it all. I'm going in boys.
Edit: boys are funny again, we are so back. Didn't doubt it for a second.
You’re gay
McDons has the best water/syrup ratio for sodies.
That movie looks abysmal. Jesus Christ.
Ben's laugh is worse than Bert's.
Not an episode goes by without someone mentioning Andy Dick
Shoutout for the roses sent to fishtank! reminded me to bring my ass here today
Jeff will die before he walks.
He's getting close haha
There is a Frogs movie btw and it rules
.22 and non lethal
Very good
Welcome to another episode of Jace steps on everyone’s jokes. Snuffs them out as soon as the words finish leaving their lips. I’m rooting for you to figure it out Jace.
Jace is funnier so it's okay
@ funnier than WHOM
What are you even talking about, he steps on jokes the least of the three, he's by far the most polite as far as letting people say their piece
Jace is the funniest on this show. They're all funny. But Jace rules.
@ he’s by far the worst. That’s saying a lot because Ben isn’t very funny. He’s on the rise though this year. Listen to Jace next time. He can’t wait to open his mouth and doesn’t allow Devan or Ben’s joke sit in the air. It’s obnoxious
First and gay
Very good
I usually say gay 😔
1:20:02 real talk starts here.
Anybody who's ever installed soda into the fountain machine knows this. My retarded woman wife works in a convenience store. she knows this. Of course I'm a man so I learned that when I was 6 years old.
Ben tries to cite episode 5 calling Elon Elmo Musk as if he was always anti Elon but when he was calling him Elmo at that time he was making fun of Lib cux on Twitter like that Jeff Teadrick guy. Don’t try to rewrite history Ben! I’m a LP scholar
I kind of think you understand comedy. Very good.
Kobe paid the victim. Why would you willingly pay someone out if you're innocent?