@@jvazquez5468I usually watch gaming vids so it didn’t surprise me until u mentioned it, it surprises me because of who we are watching with these edits. We need more vids like this
@@JoanneNjeri-ef6sz emo's are known for being or acting depressed. often times to the point of suicide(remember not all of them are many only pretend that). the joke is that they tend to be suicidal so he says he committed suicide
I feel you. 21 years in the Army and 26 years working in a state prison...whoo! I've been retired for 4 years now and I still haven't recovered...maybe I never will lol.
Don't worry. Dark humor is still very alive and well. Its followers have merely taken to the shadows to survive the era of Cancel Culture. We await our King, draped in black armor and a bumper sticker that says "EAT MY SHORTS." He shall vanquish the evil empire of Cancel Culture and then we will once again be free to share jokes and send inappropriate emails at work.
@@nateg08 Whoops!! Yep definitely been there done that unfortunately. Hope it healed well my friend! Edited only because I struggle and wasn't even finished writing!🤣 WHOOPS again!
If it's not clear by now, your editing team really knows how to surprise us with their wit. I think Michael is a funny a person but the editing team really brings out his best.
It's also clear by the lack of 9/11 jokes that whoever provided the meme clips was holding back A LOT. Every dark humor outlet I visit makes at least 5 of those daily. And that's the tame stuff.
4:03 I was expecting Knowles to say, "Heresy detected!" and go exterminatus on the holy cow video: "We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects." The smirk was acceptable.
Michael reminds me of Quentin Tarantino when he did a TV interview promoting "Kill Bill" and the lady tried to grill Tarentino about why feels the need to put so much violence in his movies, to which he resonded "BECAUSE IT'S FUN, JANET" Whenever Michael does fun stupid videos like this, or says "shut up, nerd!" in a video, it makes me so happy. The most mature people know not to take themselves too seriously.
With regards to the meme on evolution, there are many things to say about it. For instance, we can see the results of science with our own eyes (e.g., cellphones, computers, cars, etc) and that is evidence to accept the defeasible reliability of the word of scientists. But do we have this verification in the case of religious books? Second, if you're really skeptical of science, and you have a bit of money and time, you can indeed verify their results. For example, you could buy a telescope to observe the solar system and make the calculations yourself to check whether they match scientists' calculations. It is not secret or protected knowledge. You do have the opportunity to check it for yourself. You don't have to die first in order to find out. Third, there are _a priori_ arguments to justify belief in scientific authority and testimony. It doesn't require fideistic faith at all.
Your editor is incredible, the best I've seen in a long time. The variety of references blended to your reactions. Top notch. Pay them more, and let them creatively free.
Their was legit like 3 “dark” humor clips at best the rest were as a dark as a sunny day. Have to hit harder with the dark part. Also norm impression was spot on have me chills
Always love a good chiropractor meme! So true yet still so satisfying. Same for misdirection comedy. Bought Tim’s rendition of ur song it’s amazingly done!🎄
Gotta love some dark humor! Over here in the chronic illness community, we thrive off of dark humor. Having some bad symptoms on a particular day? Just make fun of yourself for it! I used to always make all the pediatric ER nurses laugh with my dark jokes I'd come up with while I was bored waiting for test results to come back. I still call my hematologist "Queen of the Vampires". lol
😂 fantasitic!!! Many years ago, we travelled to see my dying-of-lung cancer Aunt for her Going Away party which she requested. It was a marvelously goofy time.
@@tkthetankthe emo boy “offed” himself, hung himself to be exact, Emos have a reputation for being depressed and, doing that, but it’s not really true, I’ve dealt with those problems and even attempt to self harm, and almost of the people I’ve met in treatment don’t fit the “depressed emo” stereotype.
The chiropractor ones are legit . I wenr once and i thought i was going to die . But i felt amazing after years in the military. Ps i thought i was going to die less while serving
This has been out for 4 months now. WHY THE F^@& IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON MIKKLESEN? Listen people. Have you ever taken a shot of Tequila? Serious question here! This guy knows! He looks down, smirks at it, licks the salt off his thumb, takes a swig, holds it in his mouth, can't hold back now!, swallows, then gets the shimmy shakes and laughs it off saying "What? What are you on to?" then starts laughing and says "From the get go" like he hasn't been listening at all and wants him to repeat it from the beginning. Then he's just laughing at the fact that their forced to re-explain themselves. F-ING HILARIOUS.
This is funny because Michael Knowles is like Daily Wire's little arcangel of kindness and positivity and watching him bust out laughing at dark jokes is a lovely little subversion of expectations 😂
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That was the absolute BEST Norm Macdonald impression I've ever heard. If I wasn't watching you speak the words, I would've thought you showed a clip of him.
The dude getting shot after receiving the shaken coke really caught me off guard 😂😂
Cracker Milk has a bunch of humorous clips like this. You don't know what's coming next and it'll always catch you off guard.
I had to watch twice to get it
Same. As soon as it happened i was like: "OH, we went THERE! The ominous music was even more fitting!"
Same I was dying for like 5 minutes😂😂😂
One of, if not the best channel on RUclips @@Ntmoffi
Dark humor is like food: not everyone gets it.
Did someone just tell a joke with the lights off?
In America they get too much!
@@AetigmaFacade53% of Europeans are overweight.
Food for the soul that is
Hmmm!.. yum dark humor!
The editing was gold... I think we need this to be a series
Remember when jews used to be funny instead of watching other people be funny?
3 words:
Y
E
S
@@DiogenesDworkinsonwhy do Jews owe you anything? What?
Agreed. Didn't catch Ada Wong at 1:30 until the second viewing.
@@jvazquez5468I usually watch gaming vids so it didn’t surprise me until u mentioned it, it surprises me because of who we are watching with these edits. We need more vids like this
The "where's my emo guy?" one is a gem.
It was the first time I had one of those kids make me laugh he did so well
I don’t get it…
@@JoanneNjeri-ef6sz emo's are known for being or acting depressed. often times to the point of suicide(remember not all of them are many only pretend that). the joke is that they tend to be suicidal so he says he committed suicide
@@Sk83rNinja ohh… ok thank you!
@@JoanneNjeri-ef6sz no problem
"YOU WANT SPRITE!??!?!?"
Proceeds to break his no kill rule.
Ben Affleck Batman killed plenty
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
Nah, he just Spriteboarded him.
he didnt kill anyone he just gave that man all the sprite he could ever want. Batman is a kind man.
a rule he's never followed to begin with
My wife works with medical personnel who use dark humor as a coping mechanism.
She says they have nothing on my dark humor after 25 years in the Army.
At first, you sounded suspiciously like Ben
nurses needing to cope more than soldiers... well the majority of them are women....
Absolutely. I had an NCO in the Marines refer to sheets on a well made rack as "newborn tight".
I feel you. 21 years in the Army and 26 years working in a state prison...whoo! I've been retired for 4 years now and I still haven't recovered...maybe I never will lol.
@@JohnSmith-tz7iy Took me a second to get that one. I wish I hadn't.
Glad to see dark humor is still a thing, lately it seems like the world is losing it sense of humor.
We aren't losing anything, it's being forcefully taken away by the few with the most! Ge'em boyz!
Not the world just America.
come check out any Fire/EMS/LE/9-11 agency, we function on nothing but snacks, caffiene, and dark humor lol
Don't worry. Dark humor is still very alive and well. Its followers have merely taken to the shadows to survive the era of Cancel Culture.
We await our King, draped in black armor and a bumper sticker that says "EAT MY SHORTS." He shall vanquish the evil empire of Cancel Culture and then we will once again be free to share jokes and send inappropriate emails at work.
You think this is dark humor? Lmao.
Stepping over the invisible garage safety sensor while simultaneously ducking under the moving garage door is an art i mastered at 13.
I always did the "reverse limbo". You step over the beam while crouching down flat to avoid the door. Worked great!
Can confirm I also spent many years using different methods depending on the situation. Love this comment!!😂 Best wishes to you ALL. 💖
Lol I did that to myself not too long ago... I mean I didn't completely clothes line myself but I wacked my head fairly good.
@@nateg08 Whoops!! Yep definitely been there done that unfortunately. Hope it healed well my friend! Edited only because I struggle and wasn't even finished writing!🤣 WHOOPS again!
Everyone knows you don't jump UP... you dive FORWARD into a roll and then spring to your feet again. Duh.
That Norm Macdonald impression was too good 😆
was that really michael talking?
@@pablolloyd1450 of course not, it was lip synced though. Props to the editors and Michael for quoting it exactly.
@@pablolloyd1450 I’m honestly not even sure 😂
@@pablolloyd1450not sure if lip synced perfectly, or some kind of ai voice editing. I’m gonna say it was really good voice editing.
I've been looking for this comment. If that wasn't lip synced michael has a back up profession
If it's not clear by now, your editing team really knows how to surprise us with their wit. I think Michael is a funny a person but the editing team really brings out his best.
It's also clear by the lack of 9/11 jokes that whoever provided the meme clips was holding back A LOT. Every dark humor outlet I visit makes at least 5 of those daily. And that's the tame stuff.
@zaragacgizanparo4948 I see a lot of pedo jokes and vegetable jokes. Btw I would recommend meme asylums yt shorts they are pretty good
Mads Mikkelsen's lack of ability to take that criticism seriously is why he's my favorite.
That journalist should be careful. I think that question qualifies him as "free range rude".
I don't think he even understood what was happening.
Seriously like wtf was that "journalist" saying? I would've been like "summarize that in 2 non run on sentences, next question".
Hey journalist, take a look at the audience you’re sitting in!😂
The point the journo was trying to make is that the movie is not eligible for sen Oscar
I lost it at Ada Wong peeking into the corner. Great editing.
the A.D.A and she pops up! I lost it as well man.
Your editors really shine in these videos. They add to comedy beautifully!
The batman skits are some of my favorite lol
Same. I love the jaywalking one for example.
I love how it's the exact same concept every time and I know what's coming, but I laugh anyway XD
The double stomp he does 😂
Dude I'm obsessed with those. I'm not a big tiktok watcher but I'll be damned if I don't rush to the app when I get an upload notification from him
I was expecting the Batman one to be the one where he is sitting alone at a table with the caption "Family Dinner", but that one works too lol
Come on, he has a family, at least Damian can sit with him.
I know you wouldn't channel the deceased, but your Norm MacDonald impression brought him back to us for a couple of seconds. Wow, I miss Norm.
Right?
I'm still not convinced that came from knowles lol
@alias6989 if that's true then he lip synced it remarkably well.
Definitely AI
@@nathancjarrettI think they might have taken his actual voice Michael Knowles that is and edited to sound like norm
Micheal's reaction to the "Holy Cow" joke is soo funny 'cuase he couldn't decide if he should be angry, offended or enjoy it.
I think he was waiting for someone to blow a hole into it.
The chiropractor dude had me watching it over and over and laughing harder each time!😂😅😂
Micheal is so good at reacting he changed outfits in the middle
He kept peeing his pants.
Michael.
@@davidhughes869 Jordan.
@@davidhughes869He's Hebrew 😂
4:03
I was expecting Knowles to say, "Heresy detected!" and go exterminatus on the holy cow video:
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."
The smirk was acceptable.
Can we just appreciate how many times Michael changes his outfit throughout the video?
Oh my goodness what the heck I didn’t even notice
Wow! I thought I was going crazy 😅
0:56
Those half-life sound effects had me bursting out in laughter, thank you editors
I think good.
Glad that someone else also noticed it 😁
Honestly. Chiropractors are scary, but good ones are lit. Feel so good.
Michael reminds me of Quentin Tarantino when he did a TV interview promoting "Kill Bill" and the lady tried to grill Tarentino about why feels the need to put so much violence in his movies, to which he resonded "BECAUSE IT'S FUN, JANET"
Whenever Michael does fun stupid videos like this, or says "shut up, nerd!" in a video, it makes me so happy.
The most mature people know not to take themselves too seriously.
When I was young, I was very poor. But it has been many years now and, thanks to you Michael, I am no longer young.
Best editors 😂 you could make a game out of all the hidden references, the Dark Crystal was the best 😂
For a video about dark humor, you would think there'd be a few 9/11 jokes at the bare minimum.
Most of these I would have thought where regular memes
They have been overused by now.
"Boy. That is not ideal."
The understatement if the century.
With regards to the meme on evolution, there are many things to say about it. For instance, we can see the results of science with our own eyes (e.g., cellphones, computers, cars, etc) and that is evidence to accept the defeasible reliability of the word of scientists. But do we have this verification in the case of religious books?
Second, if you're really skeptical of science, and you have a bit of money and time, you can indeed verify their results. For example, you could buy a telescope to observe the solar system and make the calculations yourself to check whether they match scientists' calculations. It is not secret or protected knowledge. You do have the opportunity to check it for yourself. You don't have to die first in order to find out.
Third, there are _a priori_ arguments to justify belief in scientific authority and testimony. It doesn't require fideistic faith at all.
Is Michael Knowles my new source for actually funny tiktoks?!
Your editor is incredible, the best I've seen in a long time. The variety of references blended to your reactions. Top notch. Pay them more, and let them creatively free.
The shaken Coca-Cola got me too 😂
It's truly stylish to see Michael react with different suits on. true class and charm
1:38
I never want to hear that song again. 🚽
Also that Rickroll tattoo…🤣
Their was legit like 3 “dark” humor clips at best the rest were as a dark as a sunny day. Have to hit harder with the dark part.
Also norm impression was spot on have me chills
Always love a good chiropractor meme! So true yet still so satisfying. Same for misdirection comedy. Bought Tim’s rendition of ur song it’s amazingly done!🎄
I appreciate Michael’s sense of humor
the editor really enjoys their job and they do it well
2:45 i had the exact same reaction at the exact same time lmao
More of this, please!
It's so funny. Good job Michael and team!
Gotta love some dark humor! Over here in the chronic illness community, we thrive off of dark humor. Having some bad symptoms on a particular day? Just make fun of yourself for it! I used to always make all the pediatric ER nurses laugh with my dark jokes I'd come up with while I was bored waiting for test results to come back. I still call my hematologist "Queen of the Vampires". lol
😂 fantasitic!!!
Many years ago, we travelled to see my dying-of-lung cancer Aunt for her Going Away party which she requested.
It was a marvelously goofy time.
2:47 is the best, you just expect a a harmless prank but homie gets his head blown off 😂
Just an FYI on the garage door one. Close the door, pull the release cord and open door manually. Manually close door until it latches again.
They really started off strong with that first one 😂
Respect to a christian that can laugh about the holy cow and not start a war or go full terrorist about it unlike some other beliefs in this world
It made it funneir that the halo theme was playing
@@crazychase98OR, Hindi.
Editing team is too notch. Love it
I love these. Please do more
Nice! Finally I can rewatch all the shorts I've seen for the past 8 months!
I loved it! Michael needs more dark humor reaction videos 🤣
Whoever came up with the coke one is a genius.
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Yes, More Dark Humor from Michael Knowles ! ❤❤❤😂😂
3:20 these editors keep powering up 🍄
The Chiropractor one really got me, that was hilarious
7:06
Got me good. 😂
I’ve watched that one a few times but I keep missing the joke. Can you clarify it?
@@tkthetankthe emo boy “offed” himself, hung himself to be exact, Emos have a reputation for being depressed and, doing that, but it’s not really true, I’ve dealt with those problems and even attempt to self harm, and almost of the people I’ve met in treatment don’t fit the “depressed emo” stereotype.
I love the content, especially the editing.
Wow, you can see the editor put some great efforts to produce the video!
Dark humor is life blood 😂
I love how the last thing isn't even supposed to be a joke.... but it's one anyway😂😂
3:21 NOT THE MARIO THEME! 🤣🤣
We love Mads for that, absolutely gold
I really liked the Norm dub over
The garage head smack is so much funnier when you know who it is 🤣
Joey's such a specimen
@@mathitis93 cold cuts, the man, the myth, the legend...
LOL my absolute favorite scene from its always sunny in Philadelphia… they chopped it up to make it more concise but it is so funny lol
Whoa. That Norm impression was awesome.
hint: it wasn't really michael
I enjoy the reaction from Mads.
Me too.
3:45 Wow, that impression is spot on! or really good editing... 🤔
AI
Well done, will be waiting on the next ones. Hopefully you can get some more subs as well.
Your Norm Macdonald impression is AMAZING!
The chiropractor ones are legit . I wenr once and i thought i was going to die . But i felt amazing after years in the military. Ps i thought i was going to die less while serving
You got lucky. I swear most chiropractors are only doing it to cripple people.
❤❤❤Thank you Michael I needed a good laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😻😻
The teacher turning the lights off is hilarious 😂😆
Miss Wong popping up when he mentions the ADA is appropriated. Well done, yall.
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: You see that deaf girl over there? Go over and say hello.
Son: But Mom I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Lol that Batman guy is one of my favorites! He’s had better videos, the one with the grandma is really good.
This has been out for 4 months now. WHY THE F^@& IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON MIKKLESEN? Listen people. Have you ever taken a shot of Tequila? Serious question here! This guy knows! He looks down, smirks at it, licks the salt off his thumb, takes a swig, holds it in his mouth, can't hold back now!, swallows, then gets the shimmy shakes and laughs it off saying "What? What are you on to?" then starts laughing and says "From the get go" like he hasn't been listening at all and wants him to repeat it from the beginning. Then he's just laughing at the fact that their forced to re-explain themselves. F-ING HILARIOUS.
loved the HEV suit sounds from Half life 1
Something is rotten in Denmark 🫵🇩🇰
This is funny because Michael Knowles is like Daily Wire's little arcangel of kindness and positivity and watching him bust out laughing at dark jokes is a lovely little subversion of expectations 😂
Love this!!! Dark humour got me through some really bad times in my life and although some people choose to be offended by it, that’s too bad🙄🤷♀️😂
Perfect Dark opening in the intro. Man nostalgia
Yep! Love it
7:31
Wtf was that😂
Perfection. Well, late perfection, but perfection nonetheless.
Only 4 were dark humor...
Ya.... But it's still a good video....
Ada Wong popping out from the side was 👌😂
Ada Wong poking her head in when Michael said "ADA" is a nice piece of obscure humor lol
Most of these aren't dark humor though.🤔
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Wow that's huge, how do you make that I'm favoured $130k every 4 weeks! I now have a good house and can afford anything and also support my family much monthly?
I'm 37 and have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??
The smiles on my family's face is heart warming, every week when give the news that our $32,000 biweekly profit have been received to our assets portfolio. God bless Mr Brian Taylor and his Services
I love this episode 😭😂
Funniest ever. The batman action had really good effects. Michael Knowles has a great sense of humor.
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Damn that’s crazy
Prize gotta be Daily Wire+ subscription
I was dying to see your reaction to the batman meme l. And it was worth it. 😂
3:44 That came out of nowhere and was eerily accurate.
The chiropractor throws out his own back while adjusting the skeleton
The batman skit and soda skit are my two favorites 😂
Michael seeing the posts that make my entire feed is somehow gratifying.
Joey ColdCuts hitting the garage door NEVER gets old.
Pete Holmes as Patrick Bateman Batman: SWEAR TO ME
Laughing my ass off from the start but the coke and head 🔫 has me dead 😂😂😂
That was the absolute BEST Norm Macdonald impression I've ever heard. If I wasn't watching you speak the words, I would've thought you showed a clip of him.
1:30 whoever threw ada wong in here, i love you
1.000+ points for the Ada Wong pop-up! NEVER thought I'd see a Resident Evil reference in a MK video 😅
I love perfect dark at the beginning!