Are You Afraid of the Dark? - JonTron (PART 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @DannyMorrs
    @DannyMorrs 9 лет назад +11738

    Fun fact: The leader of the Midnight Society, the one with the glasses, is now the weatherman for one of Canada's largest news networks.

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 9 лет назад +1902

    Can we talk about how at 4:28 when the dude drops the map and turns around you can fucking see the kid hiding behind a super thin tree!?

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 9 лет назад +238

      You've got to be kidding me. Oh Canada.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 9 лет назад +119

      +SatisfiedShark It's his ghost.

    • @GeoToxinn
      @GeoToxinn 9 лет назад +105

      +SatisfiedShark #EpicFail how did it even get passed to directors supervision of the film XD

    • @aidenkrupp3904
      @aidenkrupp3904 9 лет назад +27

      +SatisfiedShark oh my fucking god your right

    • @ichmag11
      @ichmag11 9 лет назад +11

      +Aiden Krupp *you're

  • @Domar7431
    @Domar7431 5 лет назад +1602

    4:55 Small Kid: "I saved the compass!" Big Kid: "I should have let you die!"
    I feel like this reaction is a bit strange.

  • @ogrimbothesour2976
    @ogrimbothesour2976 3 года назад +1670

    Can we just talk about how amazing the "wheres my shit" delivery was?

    • @martenveersoo8502
      @martenveersoo8502 3 года назад +49

      Yeah that line was quite well delivered.

    • @rustyshackelford312
      @rustyshackelford312 3 года назад +75

      and his reaction to the "picture of a real ghost" was great to.

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 2 года назад +13

      Who was that? Just some random dude or another RUclipsr?

    • @joedirtbag6662
      @joedirtbag6662 2 года назад +15

      i liked his obituary shirt

    • @bradyblue5269
      @bradyblue5269 2 года назад +3

      When happen

  • @hishamjalal9078
    @hishamjalal9078 8 лет назад +3128

    "I want vanilla twist"
    "Well you're getting strawberry"

    • @haydonmicheals9842
      @haydonmicheals9842 8 лет назад +128

      "I want a vanilla twist"
      •gets shot in chest with c96 Mauser•
      Well your getting strawberry

    • @Roguewarrior073
      @Roguewarrior073 8 лет назад +81

      "it's high noon"

    • @cruelcumber5317
      @cruelcumber5317 8 лет назад +71

      That brat deserved it, she was asking for another vanilla twist despite the fact that she already had one.

    • @loutubesing3213
      @loutubesing3213 8 лет назад +18

      +Daniel Cuccurullo "Draw!"

    • @strigitus
      @strigitus 8 лет назад +8

      +NuclearUnicorn7 a vanilla twist is black and white not the style

  • @cereal7591
    @cereal7591 6 лет назад +1824

    "TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!"
    Somehow, that never gets old

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun 10 лет назад +3252

    Did anyone else notice at 4:39 when the kid falls and it cuts to the older brother, the kid is standing up totally fine on the left side of the screen. That is the worst continuity I've ever seen on anything on television. Wow.

    • @TBUAbuataTBU
      @TBUAbuataTBU 10 лет назад +96

      you're fuckin right

    • @owiseone1
      @owiseone1 10 лет назад +72

      Jontron probably edited it so he could use the turn around as a reaction shot.

    • @ChrisRayGun
      @ChrisRayGun 10 лет назад +139

      Robert Jones Maybe, but I'm fairly certain that's how the episode actually plays out if I remember correctly.

    • @Jaroba
      @Jaroba 10 лет назад +46

      He's also holding on with his hands in some shots but has his whole arms up in the others.

    • @benatmos
      @benatmos 10 лет назад +16

      It was his ghost! :O

  • @PurooRoy
    @PurooRoy 4 года назад +493

    7:37 HE DID IT!!! HE SAID THE THING!!!

  • @ERAL782
    @ERAL782 5 лет назад +928

    5:49 This is the home of Bilbo Baggins
    6:03 Never mind, its Hagrid

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 4 года назад +5

      🎷🗿

    • @camreyes1819
      @camreyes1819 4 года назад +12

      Bro it looks like Shrek's house

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 4 года назад +6

      @@camreyes1819 Just that he doesn't asks you to get out of his swamp, if you enter his house he will ask you riddles, he even did it to a mailman once, the mailman was never the same after that day.

    • @mrlordvenom6664
      @mrlordvenom6664 4 года назад +1

      @Cam Reyes dude I thought the exact same thing

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +2

      Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

  • @TearofGrace
    @TearofGrace 10 лет назад +5636

    I might not be Afraid of the Dark, but I'm sure as shit afraid of the line-up of Pinocchios they cast for that show. I've seen less wooden acting from Plank in Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.

  • @VeneficaDelirium
    @VeneficaDelirium 8 лет назад +3286

    "I should POUND you!"
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

  • @FireRacer4131
    @FireRacer4131 4 года назад +1196

    Some more fun facts: The kid in the yellow shirt also plays your wingman Pixy in Ace Combat: Zero. But oh oh the story goes further: He changed his name, grew out his hair and is now a part of a death metal band

    • @DoomFoxofDeath
      @DoomFoxofDeath 4 года назад +54

      Got sick of being dubbed over i guess. You know what the band is called?

    • @yowatchie
      @yowatchie 3 года назад +40

      Also did the performance capture for Balthier in FFXII.

    • @aeron_draven
      @aeron_draven 3 года назад +3

      What's the band called?

    • @GorkoTheArchaeologist
      @GorkoTheArchaeologist 3 года назад +33

      @@aeron_draven If I looked it up correctly he's the singer for Vile A Sin.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 3 года назад +3

      Good

  • @theg7805
    @theg7805 4 года назад +525

    The replay ability of jontron's content is honestly of the charts, i watch it as background while playing but i constantly enjoy watching his videos over and over again.

  • @Clockgotbored
    @Clockgotbored 10 лет назад +731

    "It's one of them circle books... I love these.."
    Your humor is perfection.

    • @WarM3chGaming
      @WarM3chGaming 10 лет назад +16

      I laughed all the way though especially when he said two "kids are going to die tonight"

    • @SlaughterHouseGaming
      @SlaughterHouseGaming 10 лет назад +6

      This is a comment. Comments are good.

    • @0subscribers78
      @0subscribers78 9 лет назад +2

      That was an insult. Insults are also good.

    • @ReadableNamethefirst
      @ReadableNamethefirst 9 лет назад +5

      I'm a person. Person is are good... R.I.P in peace, grammar.

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 лет назад

      Never thought I’d liked a comment made by a Cockwork roleplayer........well done...

  • @axeyouaquestion
    @axeyouaquestion 5 лет назад +703

    4:40 the kid is literally standing in the background after he drops the map lmao

    • @guardian3636
      @guardian3636 4 года назад +28

      HOLY CRAP i never noticed that!

    • @benpowell-punmaster1214
      @benpowell-punmaster1214 4 года назад +16

      Chilly Burrito the clone caught up with them.

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 4 года назад +15

      It's his ghost.

    • @axeyouaquestion
      @axeyouaquestion 4 года назад +5

      @Pixel Wizard what?

    • @iamatrashcan1695
      @iamatrashcan1695 3 года назад +8

      This is the comment police, your comment has been said 6 years before you. You will be fined money. Now give me your money, wallet, and social security.

  • @BenWakefield
    @BenWakefield 2 года назад +113

    1:50 “oh it’s one of these circle books, I love these!” had me dying, jon’s delivery is so funny

    • @JaredGenesis444
      @JaredGenesis444 7 месяцев назад +1

      i miss his old delivery style. it just doesnt feel the same anymore

  • @pawanram2622
    @pawanram2622 4 года назад +3974

    "Weightless, you can see it, and it would make a barrel lighter..."
    guys the answer is fire

    • @chxseyt
      @chxseyt 4 года назад +146

      It was a barrel therefore the answer is incorrect as it is not for the question asked.

    • @mongothemagnificent7371
      @mongothemagnificent7371 4 года назад +55

      @@chxseyt semantics

    • @kurtisdeakin
      @kurtisdeakin 4 года назад +261

      I thought it was light lol

    • @mongothemagnificent7371
      @mongothemagnificent7371 4 года назад +50

      @@Snake0817 you gonna Rip and Tear that hole?

    • @rtoney85
      @rtoney85 4 года назад +93

      I thought it was air

  • @Menace_Moth_Society
    @Menace_Moth_Society 6 лет назад +1035

    I'm not afraid of the dark...
    I'm afraid of what's IN
    t h e d a r k

  • @Blue.Diesel
    @Blue.Diesel 4 года назад +924

    9:48 Totally how kids do when you are accepted into their group of friends.
    You shake everyones hand as if you were 45 year old business men at the end of a board meeting.

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 2 года назад +29

      They did when I was a kid. Granted, I live in a village of 230 people, so we're pretty rural

    • @oogaboogabe3464
      @oogaboogabe3464 2 года назад +10

      I mean, i shake peoples hand when i meet them. But i could just be old fashioned in that way

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 2 года назад +14

      It makes sense when meeting people, but definitely not after meeting when you're past intros.

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx Год назад +5

      ​@@radfatdaddy4169gentlemanly as it should be

  • @Palachrist
    @Palachrist 3 года назад +1206

    “I wanted vanilla twist”
    “Well you’re getting strawberry”
    Win

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +6

      Thought you meant to comment this on the Gender War Pelo Talk at first

    • @borpothewizard
      @borpothewizard 3 года назад

      dows

    • @JakeGottfriedStudios
      @JakeGottfriedStudios 3 года назад +5

      What movie is this from again?

    • @dale3829
      @dale3829 3 года назад +13

      @@JakeGottfriedStudios attack on precinct 13

    • @charleswisconsin9196
      @charleswisconsin9196 2 года назад +8

      isn't it chocolate twist anyway? like, the vanilla isn't the twist, the chocolate is. you can't be misgendering ice cream like that, i say she deserved it.

  • @stevensegal6290
    @stevensegal6290 6 лет назад +364

    8:59 you might say
    I SoRtA DiEd

    • @Nogdog945
      @Nogdog945 5 лет назад +15

      Barbara i really don’t there’s an in between...

    • @Vertraic
      @Vertraic 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nogdog945 Nah, sorta died means you can still drive kids around in your taxi to kill THEM. REALLY died is when you can't kill anymore kids:D

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 8 лет назад +757

    "Damn. I've never been burned that bad by a piece of wood." x-D

    • @markfreeman1155
      @markfreeman1155 8 лет назад

      Kyle Frank I don't get it can someone explain to me

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 8 лет назад +31

      Mark Freeman It just means that the guy, even though he tried to burn someone, is totally boring and dumb. He's as charismatic as "a piece of wood".

    • @markfreeman1155
      @markfreeman1155 8 лет назад +3

      Thanks

    • @phoenixwerner3694
      @phoenixwerner3694 8 лет назад +17

      You sure it was an accident?

    • @augustmoviereviewer
      @augustmoviereviewer 8 лет назад +53

      I said that at school and, became an instant badass

  • @andrewyttra
    @andrewyttra 5 лет назад +1978

    It feels like JonTron is a meme machine.

    • @deanobryan7938
      @deanobryan7938 5 лет назад +13

      Rewatching, wow, so am i

    • @brendan8644
      @brendan8644 4 года назад +5

      AndrewTRA You Just realized that 11 months ago ?

    • @indobones1236
      @indobones1236 4 года назад +7

      What do you mean you THINK he is? *HE IIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!*

    • @melancholicskies
      @melancholicskies 4 года назад +3

      Nah, only my fucking GOD Filthy Frank, JonTron is a cool dude but Filthy Frank will always be my #1
      Miss U PinkGuy 😔💔

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 4 года назад

      Wow! I didn’t realize!

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 2 года назад +62

    8:56 The delivery, and the way he winds it up as if it's going to be a pun, but it isn't, I absolutely love that line, holy shit.

  • @chryssi722
    @chryssi722 8 лет назад +1259

    Still better than modern nickelodeon

    • @nigelkarpsplashberry1843
      @nigelkarpsplashberry1843 8 лет назад +12

      (robot voice) 90s kid alert 90s kid alert full comment section lockdown (alarms blaring)

    • @TheFingledorf
      @TheFingledorf 8 лет назад +29

      (robot voice) anti-90s kid alert anti-90s kid alert full comment section lockdown (alarms blaring)

    • @yincheri1421
      @yincheri1421 8 лет назад +14

      Nigelkarp Splashberry If it just weren't obvious, the TV people like you watch today is terrible

    • @nigelkarpsplashberry1843
      @nigelkarpsplashberry1843 8 лет назад +5

      Yin Pokècherri hey man I'm just saying that people should stop complaining about every single little thing that's after 2003

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 8 лет назад +28

      Nigelkarp Splashberry Well you have to admit, nickelodeon mostly sucks. And I am NOT a 90's kid. I just watch older episodes of beloved tv shows

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 9 лет назад +463

    I'm seeing so many comments of people unclear on the riddle: the correct answer is "a hole". Jon edited it to look incorrect, as a joke.
    I'm completely certain of this because I watched the show when it originally aired. I was a tough-as-nails kid with slicked back hair and a leather jacket and I'd regularly play Crossfire and banish my opponents to a fiery alternate dimension.

    • @Jago-wf4vk
      @Jago-wf4vk 9 лет назад +1

      No it's a light. A hole works too

    • @pauljohnsonii950
      @pauljohnsonii950 9 лет назад +17

      Jago9002 light has weight.

    • @Jago-wf4vk
      @Jago-wf4vk 9 лет назад +25

      makes it lighter, as in brighter

    • @pauljohnsonii950
      @pauljohnsonii950 9 лет назад +9

      Jago9002 that is not what lighter meant in the context of the riddle.

    • @Jago-wf4vk
      @Jago-wf4vk 9 лет назад +1

      paul johnson II Oh ok I see what you mean now

  • @noodlekanodle8918
    @noodlekanodle8918 5 лет назад +1598

    4 years later “are you afraid of the dark” reboot is coming

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад +50

      ...It's just like those rumors on the Internet. As Buster Baxter once said... "You don't think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies??"

    • @donlasagna479
      @donlasagna479 5 лет назад +34

      The #6 Runaway Guys Fan what are you talking about? Lies on the internet? You know the official Nickelodeon Twitter has promoted it. Relentlessly.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 5 лет назад +11

      And tomorrow (for me at the time of writing) the first episode will premiere.

    • @donlasagna479
      @donlasagna479 5 лет назад +8

      @@KirbyMario12345_939 wait, the first episode is tomorrow!?

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 5 лет назад +7

      Yup (If you mean the 11th). The movie (before it was pulled from schedule) would have released that time too.

  • @geo_sonic4403
    @geo_sonic4403 3 года назад +252

    "Well I shoulda let you- what the fuck?" Always gets me.

    • @CursedShrine
      @CursedShrine 2 года назад +5

      Same, to this day that's always the line that gets me.

    • @zackaryford3315
      @zackaryford3315 2 года назад +5

      I rewatch this video often and it’s my favorite line

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 2 года назад +12

      That line feels so genuine, like Jon was just going to repeat that line but gave his honest reaction.
      Of course that’s not what happened but it definitely feels that way

  • @magmanaught4532
    @magmanaught4532 7 лет назад +408

    Car goes off the cliff
    Me, That looks pretty bad
    Explodes
    SWEET JESUS!

  • @SorcererOfSoup
    @SorcererOfSoup 10 лет назад +593

    Am I the only one who feels the pixel animations in the beginning are under appreciated?

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 10 лет назад +66

      They really are.

    • @3darkcloud3
      @3darkcloud3 10 лет назад +56

      RIGHT!?~
      Every time I'm like "who's animating these!?"

    • @MyNewSoundtrack
      @MyNewSoundtrack 10 лет назад +24

      The guy who makes them is called Michael Azzi, he is very nice and even used some of my songs in his animations!
      Follow him at @Michafrar

    • @3darkcloud3
      @3darkcloud3 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Oh cool! Thanks, I'll check him out.

    • @SorcererOfSoup
      @SorcererOfSoup 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Do you make video game-like music?

  • @saltymcginger2027
    @saltymcginger2027 5 лет назад +1385

    The tale of the: *Oh Jesus-Gah-HOL-whaWha-What Was tha... Oh, Was this manganese?!? I think I just got flashbanged... It-It's pure-pure white...I..I can only see white... Is......Is that God?!?*

    • @lordarbitration1228
      @lordarbitration1228 5 лет назад +57

      Salty McGinger That’s my favorite tale

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 5 лет назад +30

      What a long ass name lmao

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 5 лет назад +18

      That's my favorite tale of all time.

    • @joker8123
      @joker8123 5 лет назад +4

      Best Tale

    • @AHun-t
      @AHun-t 4 года назад +17

      I️ remember my mother reading that to me all the time for bed

  • @yugoslavia6726
    @yugoslavia6726 Год назад +16

    4:40 You can see the falling kid in the background. He sticks out like a sore thumb and I love it

  • @cloroxbeach647
    @cloroxbeach647 6 лет назад +772

    I thought the Answer to the Riddle was Light, it's weightless, can be seen from the naked eye, and when put in a Barrel, it makes it Lighter.

    • @bradhodges4521
      @bradhodges4521 6 лет назад +58

      Clorox Beach its a hole.

    • @AZIONG651
      @AZIONG651 6 лет назад +46

      I thought it was Air, until I kinda realized you really can't see air with the naked eye.

    • @theplaguedog69
      @theplaguedog69 6 лет назад +3

      Woah

    • @jellybellyfish
      @jellybellyfish 6 лет назад +63

      Siddesh Gannu It brightens up the barrel when the light shines on it.

    • @Wandervenn
      @Wandervenn 6 лет назад +81

      @Siddesh Gannu because it LITERALLY makes it lighter. Not weight-wise but brightness-wise.

  • @vega9151
    @vega9151 4 года назад +420

    Good god the acting wtf lol
    “Ahhhh. Ooohh nooo wereee gonnnaaa diiieeeee” *straight face*

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +12

      Kids: AAAAAH!!!
      Jon: Uuuuh!

    • @mulchgulper
      @mulchgulper 3 года назад +3

      It's like that one scene in The Sandlot where everyone's turning to look up at each other and scream with the most straight faces ever

    • @moppman1879
      @moppman1879 3 года назад +1

      The acting is very low impact for a reason, otherwise it would be too disturbing

    • @isolated_illust
      @isolated_illust 2 года назад

      Wait, you don't keep a straight face when something scary jumps at you?

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 5 лет назад +571

    "Sounds like one of those riddles you can`t solve"
    "Yeah like how does Kanya West keep getting awards" oh such a good roast Jon

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 5 лет назад +14

      All that “roast” shows is Jon is ignorant about hip-hop

    • @shelfdefence1112
      @shelfdefence1112 4 года назад +43

      @@ziggle5000 I'm pretty sure it just means jon doesn't like kanye's music, but sure, go ahead and be an asshole.

    • @hjkohler2966
      @hjkohler2966 4 года назад +14

      @@ziggle5000 Your username definetly describes you.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 4 года назад +23

      It actually referred to Kanye just being an outright terrible person outside of music but Aite.

    • @DiminutiveJerry
      @DiminutiveJerry 4 года назад +2

      @@hjkohler2966 lol you got got my gamer

  • @HiGlowie
    @HiGlowie 2 года назад +45

    “Is this manganese?! I just got flashbanged”
    Jon can always crack me up

  • @highspeed8665
    @highspeed8665 8 лет назад +233

    "They're dead, two kids gon die tonight"
    "TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT!!!!"
    I love this!

  • @treywilliams4041
    @treywilliams4041 7 лет назад +219

    4:29, they uh, they're really trying when they HAVE THE KID STAND BEHIND A TREE AFTER HE FALLS!!!!!!!!!

  • @takahata101
    @takahata101 10 лет назад +2263

    YES YES YES YES YES

    • @jacobcross1376
      @jacobcross1376 10 лет назад +36

      if i dont get my fix of hellsing abridged my blood will be on your hands.

    • @munnymoore
      @munnymoore 10 лет назад +49

      You watch JonTron?
      All the more reason to like you.

    • @JohnEveryfan
      @JohnEveryfan 10 лет назад +8

      Damn it. Why do I know who you are?

    • @spencerpetroline8822
      @spencerpetroline8822 10 лет назад +6

      takahata where's Hellsing Ultimate abriged

    • @clintmckee1751
      @clintmckee1751 10 лет назад +7

      How's Hellsing Abridged?

  • @alexiacorbin3052
    @alexiacorbin3052 3 года назад +54

    "Hey guys I'm not blind anymore!"
    ...
    ...
    "Well now I wish I was..."
    *throws more manganese into the fire*

  • @warlordjulianrobotnik5741
    @warlordjulianrobotnik5741 8 лет назад +80

    "I didn't pretend to be in Vietnam in multiple bars across the country to be treated like this!" You are a Saint, Jon! A SAINT!

  • @zetanoid5770
    @zetanoid5770 6 лет назад +466

    Time to rewatch all the JonTron halloween videos. It seems like we are not getting a new one this year.

  • @Gryphon1269
    @Gryphon1269 6 лет назад +81

    TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT
    keep forgetting all this gold is brought to us by JonTron

  • @phant0mgltch192
    @phant0mgltch192 4 года назад +91

    7:00 The Riddler would be so proud of Jon’s riddle solving skills

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 года назад +2

      So... Jon and Neil Cicierega know each other? (Neil looks like Edward Nygma)

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +5

      Riddler: "Riddle me this Tron Man! What can be seen by the naked eye and when put in a barrel can make it lighter?"
      JonTron: "It's Halloween, Three Musketeers is the lightest candy bar. Fuck you."
      Riddler: "W-Wh-What...?"

  • @IcarusHollow
    @IcarusHollow 5 лет назад +762

    ~5:20 "who would shine their flashlight right in someones eyes as soon as they met them?"
    police: * starts sweating *

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 4 года назад +14

      Joseph Mellado police are typically supposed to shine the flashlight towards someone’s lap as to look for a weapon

    • @IcarusHollow
      @IcarusHollow 4 года назад +6

      ​@@guppykid3535 are their eyes on their lap? xD yes i get that part, but just pointing out how they like to shine their floodlight in your face when you walk down the street or pull you over. Can't see a damn thing

    • @brendan9381
      @brendan9381 4 года назад +5

      Oh this hasn’t aged well

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +2

      @Shutbyotch can you all stop this
      Please

    • @mewxd7345
      @mewxd7345 4 года назад +1

      @Shutbyotch LOL

  • @mistygalaxies886
    @mistygalaxies886 7 лет назад +558

    7:37 my favorite quote from JonTron

    • @davidheimbecker
      @davidheimbecker 6 лет назад +36

      *2 KIDS GON' DIE TONIGHT*

    • @randoiguess
      @randoiguess 6 лет назад +22

      but.. aren't you forgetting 1:52 ?

    • @SolarOwl
      @SolarOwl 6 лет назад

      Da Z Man YAS

    • @mattsmith149
      @mattsmith149 6 лет назад +4

      At first i thought he said tocans gonna die tonight.

    • @monicamcclain4266
      @monicamcclain4266 6 лет назад +1

      Mr Galaxycat TWO KIDS GON DIE TU NIGH

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 9 лет назад +225

    Okay, I was laughing hard enough at the wolf howl before the added "WOLF DISS." Now, I'm just holding my sides and trying to breathe!

    • @Ristarite
      @Ristarite 9 лет назад +11

      MOM, GET THE CAMERA
      GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED
      OH BABY A TRIPLE
      1337
      GIMME SOME DORITOS
      SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE
      WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • @thebritishchaps8921
      @thebritishchaps8921 9 лет назад +2

      ***** U wot m8 i will noscope ya i swer on me mum yer scrublord69

    • @Ristarite
      @Ristarite 9 лет назад +2

      MLG Lion King Hakuna Matata
      (Have you seen that video?)

    • @starwolfsimuran1068
      @starwolfsimuran1068 9 лет назад +1

      WOLVES ARE REAL OG'S !!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

    • @Ristarite
      @Ristarite 9 лет назад

      Wolf Diss should be a song and I want to play it on Osu

  • @ixxirecords26
    @ixxirecords26 2 месяца назад +5

    All the bits in this special, hit in an almost magical way, even 9 years later. Still love Jon but it’s obvious he just doesn’t have the same passion for making videos like this anymore.
    And that’s cool. Nothing can ever stay the same forever. RIP.

  • @timmymctimson5543
    @timmymctimson5543 5 лет назад +256

    That’s what I’m going as for Halloween “Canadian Hagrid”

  • @wofi784
    @wofi784 7 лет назад +313

    5:15 “Oh, turn off the brights”

    • @krazyace98
      @krazyace98 6 лет назад +10

      Some people where I live actually says this. Like when a car has there high-beams on, others would yell " Turn of the brights!"

    • @darkness_is_chill1575
      @darkness_is_chill1575 6 лет назад +7

      Lights? ENGLISH?!

    • @joy-wt3js
      @joy-wt3js 6 лет назад +1

      Jacob Current 😂😂👌🏽lmbo

    • @introverteddido4637
      @introverteddido4637 6 лет назад +1

      Me irl

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 лет назад +270

    4:50
    OUR MONEY'S A CARTOON, OUR MILK'S IN BAGS, SWOOD-O-MATIC

  • @MF_Lucifer
    @MF_Lucifer 2 года назад +30

    5:00 moments like these are why I miss the older Jon tron videos

  • @ceo_of_funny9280
    @ceo_of_funny9280 7 лет назад +463

    What's this? (Just causally moves over pile of bones)

    • @vergilsparda8431
      @vergilsparda8431 7 лет назад +18

      Logan Morales that's where I keep MY circle books.

    • @SBRNG_
      @SBRNG_ 7 лет назад

      Logan Morales lol yep

    • @mapoking5087
      @mapoking5087 7 лет назад +2

      (Shocked to see a circle book)

    • @telesticHarlequin
      @telesticHarlequin 7 лет назад

      owo *notices your circle book*

  • @jessiej2356
    @jessiej2356 6 лет назад +1027

    I love how with the blur and the beeps he made it seem...well..you know...
    It was a brain

    • @marlamcenaney1648
      @marlamcenaney1648 6 лет назад +64

      I THINK IT WAS A DICK i know i suck so friggin much

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl 6 лет назад +74

      It was a hand

    • @Jimmyfishthe3rd
      @Jimmyfishthe3rd 6 лет назад +14

      @@marlamcenaney1648 That's what I was thinking

    • @Mycernius_
      @Mycernius_ 6 лет назад +67

      @@marlamcenaney1648 it was actually a hand, they even talk about it in the cab

    • @RowieTheFawn
      @RowieTheFawn 6 лет назад +33

      It was a hand. Not a brain.

  • @brianstryker4536
    @brianstryker4536 6 лет назад +228

    I don't think Jon was acting after the one kid "I should have let you fall" I think his brain literally couldn't fathom that sentence

  • @swisscheese3094
    @swisscheese3094 3 года назад +63

    2:57 that face of pure knowing your about to die haunts me

  • @lunch_trey
    @lunch_trey 5 лет назад +50

    "TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT!!"
    I love your enthusiasm, Jon.

  • @telegonic8431
    @telegonic8431 7 лет назад +190

    4:29 the kid who is supposedly falling is standing behind a tree on the left

  • @megabytegaming5216
    @megabytegaming5216 5 лет назад +84

    7:37 “two kids gonna die tonight”
    Johntron 2014

  • @filmjunkie975
    @filmjunkie975 3 года назад +13

    2:52 BTW, that scene, in case anybody is curious, is from John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13 (1976). Good movie. Check it out.

  • @-elthiccy-1388
    @-elthiccy-1388 6 лет назад +280

    “You can’t Murder kids on tv”
    But Jon,breaking bad

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 6 лет назад +1

      Angel Lopez Exeption that proves the rule.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад +6

      ''i can't believe they killed a kid''
      -Cleveland.

    • @Jaybird02
      @Jaybird02 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah but what did that little girl do to get shot all she wanting was icecream

    • @maximusmarcus2277
      @maximusmarcus2277 6 лет назад

      IMMA MAKE A SHOW AND KILL A KID AND THEN CANCEL IT JUST TO PROVE HIM WRONG

    • @jaxrjai
      @jaxrjai 6 лет назад

      Game of Thrones

  • @Lythero
    @Lythero 10 лет назад +466

    Stop hiding in the comments and watch the spooky video.

  • @fruityattack
    @fruityattack 7 лет назад +806

    "Two kids gon' die tonight!!!!"
    -Jon Tron 2014

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 7 лет назад +4

      DJ_KillerSheWolf, that's actually a reference to something else, I don't know what but I've heard it somewhere else

    • @ferriswheeler6819
      @ferriswheeler6819 6 лет назад +1

      The answer to the riddle was a hole! It's not difficult!

    • @bucketts6148
      @bucketts6148 6 лет назад +1

      The funny thing is that you were only 200 away from 420

    • @cartridgeace650
      @cartridgeace650 6 лет назад +1

      666 the devils number your going to hell.🤣

    • @cpg7088
      @cpg7088 6 лет назад +2

      ThatStrangeLady 666 likes ooooh

  • @elijahmorton4934
    @elijahmorton4934 3 года назад +63

    Crazy to think that seeing this video 6 years ago almost singlehandedly formed my sense of humor into what it is today

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +1

      Well, you picked a good one to pull from in all honesty :)

  • @shreckondeck816
    @shreckondeck816 6 лет назад +919

    JohnTron is the cutest anime girl

  • @oobernoober7617
    @oobernoober7617 5 лет назад +416

    "Wow I've never been so burned from a piece of wood"
    I HAVE TO USE THAT 😂😂😂

    • @sandracastanon5164
      @sandracastanon5164 4 года назад +6

      BRUH

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 2 года назад

      Oh, i get it, jon call hi fa*g*t 😂

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +1

      I especially love that line because it's the most savage roasting of that kid's acting Jon could've said.

  • @Stewieboy1995
    @Stewieboy1995 8 лет назад +54

    most of you guys don't know the guy who played Russ is actually a weather guy and news anchor, he brings up being on Are You Afraid of the Dark once in awhile. Especially during Halloween he brought it up one year, so awesome.

    • @Stewieboy1995
      @Stewieboy1995 8 лет назад +4

      Ross Hall is the actors name sorry. forget his characters name

    • @mude_13
      @mude_13 7 лет назад +1

      Most of us don't know and none of us care.

  • @blueboots4272
    @blueboots4272 Год назад +8

    I like how at 4:27 the kid falls off the cliff but at 4:29 when the older brother drops the map you can clearly just see him standing off to the left of the frame

  • @lwn6641
    @lwn6641 6 лет назад +98

    Mom: You should read more
    Me: I do, I read circle books

  • @thechaun6631
    @thechaun6631 4 года назад +611

    The answer is “Light”
    No weight, can be seen by the naked eye, (light is the only thing that LETS you see), and makes a barrel “lighter.” (Gives light to it)
    I’m hoping this is the answer

    • @fenrismarrodane3289
      @fenrismarrodane3289 4 года назад +127

      Actually the kid is correct, it is a hole.

    • @cameronclarke6472
      @cameronclarke6472 4 года назад +14

      Fenris Marrodane I thought it was air

    • @spartanforce7
      @spartanforce7 4 года назад +47

      You can't see air, though. And air has weight.

    • @halosreaper1
      @halosreaper1 4 года назад +40

      @SomeGuy actually people are saying that the car crashing bit was a joke jon did and that the kids lived but looking at the car I think they are right cause they got into what looked like a taxi and a station wagon was what drove off the cliff
      Edit: not a station wagon my bad but it's a different car regardless
      Edit 2: I have just been informed the car scene is from death wish 2

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 4 года назад +55

      I know it's beating a dead horse by now but the answer was indeed a hole. The car crash was a joke Jon added

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel 3 года назад +27

    “It’s one of these circle books” was a great line!

  • @ebook3
    @ebook3 10 лет назад +26

    It's an awesome feeling when you get home from a long day of work and see a new JonTron episode uploaded. My day is complete.

    • @Antelieris1
      @Antelieris1 10 лет назад +10

      He doesn't buy your propane or propane accessories, though.

    • @satchelparker6466
      @satchelparker6466 10 лет назад +11

      I tell ya hwaht

    • @ebook3
      @ebook3 10 лет назад

      Antelieris1 I know, he uses charcoal like a pussy. hehe

  • @lotrdude13
    @lotrdude13 6 лет назад +116

    4:40 the little kid was in the foliage lol they couldn't even bother to get him offscreen

    • @ethanhutchison3180
      @ethanhutchison3180 5 лет назад +1

      im crying lmao

    • @existenceisPA1N
      @existenceisPA1N 5 лет назад +1

      Where is the kid? People keep saying that and I cant find it

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 лет назад +7

      @@existenceisPA1N Turn down the playback speed and you'll see him on the left in his whole , blurry glory.

    • @violettsammy2040
      @violettsammy2040 5 лет назад +3

      Stealth 100

  • @doll.perasite9030
    @doll.perasite9030 4 года назад +65

    “I believe that’s the house of Bilbo Baggins”
    I loved that joke so much

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад

      "It wasn't a dirty, nasty, wet hole full of worms and oozy smells. It was a Hobbit hole, and that meant one thing...comfort."

  • @LitenKatie
    @LitenKatie 3 года назад +68

    When I was camping with my dad as a kid I did the sand thing on the fire we built because I was emulating this show and he freaked out "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" FYI sand makes fires go away.

  • @mrnoob1017
    @mrnoob1017 7 лет назад +27

    9:33 this scene was directed by *MICHAEL BAY!!!!*

  • @Blueit3
    @Blueit3 7 лет назад +94

    5:47
    Geez, that looks like Hagrid's house...
    *A couple seconds later*
    HOLY HELL, IT REALLY IS HIM!

  • @Number9Robotic
    @Number9Robotic 9 лет назад +22

    8:08 Because despite being a loudmouthed, no-self-censoring and incredibly memetic personality, he has been able to produce music that everybody else in the hip-hop world would be trying to replicate a few months later, and occassionally dropping a legitimately interesting form of social awareness and statements.
    You're welcome.

    • @googleplussucks7020
      @googleplussucks7020 9 лет назад +5

      +Number Nine No.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад +1

      Kanye weat is nothing but a halfway defent rapper, and the biggest narcesist in the world

    • @Number9Robotic
      @Number9Robotic 9 лет назад +5

      John Carver Without looking it up, name a Kanye song. Because I don't believe you actually think that; you're just jumping on a bandwagon thinking it's cool to hate Kanye without actually understanding why it exists.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 лет назад

      Number Nine niggas in Paris
      one of my favorite songs

    • @Number9Robotic
      @Number9Robotic 9 лет назад +4

      John Carver So you think Kanye is mediocre but one of Kanye's songs is one of your favorites?

  • @narkay25
    @narkay25 Год назад +128

    Ah I see you have found your way to this video on your jontron binge rewatch, rest easy traveler

    • @marslolita4995
      @marslolita4995 8 месяцев назад +2

      Don't call me out like that

    • @herogaming97
      @herogaming97 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you this is actually one of my favorites to come back to! As I always fall asleep before it ends 😂

    • @jasongrinsted2354
      @jasongrinsted2354 6 месяцев назад +1

      Personally attacked before I fall asleep now thanks

  • @Little_Schach
    @Little_Schach 8 лет назад +28

    4:26
    I love how the kid slips and falls, but in the next scene he's just standing behind some bushes

  • @danielwilliams7161
    @danielwilliams7161 5 лет назад +84

    "I know a scared kid when I see one..."
    -Jon

  • @TheRealChrisLopez
    @TheRealChrisLopez 5 лет назад +46

    6:02
    Waiting for him to say "You're a wizard Harry."

  • @Falkuzrules
    @Falkuzrules 3 года назад +91

    I spent several years being stupid enough to think the episode really ended with them driving off the cliff, even though it plainly shows that they're about to hit a tree before JanTran plays that clip. I never understood why the kids still die even though they got the right answer. Then I realized a year or two ago on my yearly rewatch and felt like an idiot.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +14

      It happens to the best of us. I once started wondering where my phone was...
      Then I realized I was fucking holding it

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 2 года назад +1

      Ah yes I love JanTran also JuanTruan, or JoanTroan. You mean JonTron my guy.

    • @alexpalex-banana
      @alexpalex-banana 2 года назад +2

      yeah same here

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +1

      The answer was fire. At least, that makes riddle sense to me :p

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules Год назад +1

      @@sleepykitty8918 I've heard riddles that use "lighter" to mean like literally "lit" up, so that would work too if the strange men don't only accept one specific answer.

  • @theoneandonlyswerve
    @theoneandonlyswerve 9 лет назад +581

    Here's a looney for your time,
    a tooney for your wife,
    OUR MONEY IS CARTOONS
    OUR MILK IS IN BAGS

    • @CraziNarutoMan
      @CraziNarutoMan 9 лет назад +16

      WarriorLucina Not a true Canadian, apparently.

    • @CraziNarutoMan
      @CraziNarutoMan 9 лет назад +2

      waaaaaat. Is this like a new thing? I used to live in NS and spent a lot of time in Newfoundland and never noticed.

    • @WaterLilySuccubus
      @WaterLilySuccubus 9 лет назад +2

      WarriorLucina I live in Alberta and ya we use cartons as well, so maybe we switched at some point in time?

    • @yeeboi1522
      @yeeboi1522 9 лет назад +4

      Not all places have milk in bagels were I live but some people i know have bags of milk

    • @40LKY
      @40LKY 9 лет назад

      Moar Door That sounds interesting....

  • @XsvruploaderX
    @XsvruploaderX 10 лет назад +63

    Wow 3 videos in 1 month
    You worked your ass off this month man, great job this made my day so much better

    • @lvnz2689
      @lvnz2689 10 лет назад

      And it's a two-parter!

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame 10 лет назад

      That's the _real_ horror of the month...

    • @connor2738
      @connor2738 10 лет назад

      I feel like there's some sarcasm in that comment...

    • @XsvruploaderX
      @XsvruploaderX 10 лет назад

      Connor Perfect what the.....?
      No, why would you think that?

    • @connor2738
      @connor2738 10 лет назад

      *****
      Because, for how rarely John uploads in the first place, im still fucking confused how he has this many subs.

  • @phoenixplasma1065
    @phoenixplasma1065 6 лет назад +56

    the Saturn valley theme from earth bound in the background is golden

  • @SatanLiterally
    @SatanLiterally Месяц назад +4

    Hard to believe I've been coming back here every October for going on a decade.

  • @nerfer200
    @nerfer200 8 лет назад +610

    When the kids falls off the cliff you can see him HIDING IN THE BUSHES

    • @mantymusic9109
      @mantymusic9109 8 лет назад +4

      Haha you can XD

    • @NvrMndThBllckS
      @NvrMndThBllckS 8 лет назад +24

      Oh my god they didn't even try 😂

    • @mashedpotatoes7002
      @mashedpotatoes7002 8 лет назад +2

      i cant see them...

    • @zaphero5518
      @zaphero5518 8 лет назад +1

      +Genesis Santiago The shot before the kid is hanging on the Cliffside features the same kid hiding behind a tree.

    • @dekunutman3153
      @dekunutman3153 8 лет назад +11

      +Genesis Santiago pause at 4:28.

  • @VGAfanatic
    @VGAfanatic 10 лет назад +40

    2 JonTron episodes in one month? You are on a roll, man!

    • @PokeKirby50
      @PokeKirby50 10 лет назад +10

      Even better it'll most likely be 3 because this is a two parter!

  • @tehawsumninja
    @tehawsumninja 10 лет назад +139

    ALRIGHT 2 JONTRONS IN THE SAME MONTH!!! Are you sure this is Halloween...not Christmas?!!!

    • @thomasjames5118
      @thomasjames5118 10 лет назад +5

      My thoughts exactly! JonTron's the best.

    • @therealtom
      @therealtom 10 лет назад

      Thats what I thought

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 7 лет назад

      Certainly seems like HELL to me.

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper 3 года назад +7

    The Are You Afraid of the Dark episode that scared me the most when I was a kid was one where this kid got trapped in a mall overnight. He really wanted the "latest and greatest" water gun, which mimicked Super Soakers that were popular at the time. During the course of being locked in, the mannequins started chasing him around.

  • @keynanmartinez
    @keynanmartinez 5 лет назад +171

    7:37 I always hear that in SMG4.

    • @hololivefan741
      @hololivefan741 5 лет назад +16

      TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT

    • @thorne6926
      @thorne6926 5 лет назад +2

      Keynan Martinez I didn’t like the anime ark

    • @NickSimplethebest
      @NickSimplethebest 5 лет назад +3

      @@thorne6926 me 2 m8

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 5 лет назад +5

      I always quote that line when I am reading a story and some of the characters are gonna do something *extremely* stupid.
      Main Character Kid: Let’s bring the “cursed” and “haunted” doll into the cave full of possessed demons...during the blood moon...at night...by ourselves...without telling anyone else about this...
      The Best Friend: Sure! That sounds great! Nothing flawed with that logic at all.
      Me: *T W O K I D S G O N N A D I E T O N I G H T ! *

    • @maskyprime
      @maskyprime 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

  • @Fapplet
    @Fapplet 10 лет назад +87

    I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS!

    • @nuggles
      @nuggles 10 лет назад +16

      Well here you have a fresh plate of memes, that will be $420 please.

    • @smashliker
      @smashliker 10 лет назад +3

      Fapplet here?

    • @LeUmoq
      @LeUmoq 10 лет назад +2

      Nice meme!

    • @ZenotoXOfficial
      @ZenotoXOfficial 10 лет назад +3

      He heard the air horns!

    • @dabruiser100
      @dabruiser100 10 лет назад

      me 2 m8

  • @Sliski
    @Sliski 8 лет назад +75

    4:27 when he supposedly fell, but is still standing there xD

  • @spikedthrone289
    @spikedthrone289 3 года назад +36

    Can we acknowledge how high quality this videos. For him being mostly independent and not having as much technology 6 years ago.

    • @Fang_Tooth
      @Fang_Tooth 3 года назад +5

      tf are you talking about lmao 2014 wasn't the caveman era you couldn't have as cheaply made something like this but you 100% could still make it decently as easy as now

    • @spikedthrone289
      @spikedthrone289 3 года назад +1

      @@Fang_Tooth I know that's one of the reasons I'm impressed.

  • @captainm7722
    @captainm7722 10 лет назад +30

    Holy shit.
    Circle books.
    I was having the shittiest day at work, and I get to come home to Jon calling a dvd case "one of those 'circle books'".
    I'm crying from laughing so hard, then fell out of my chair!
    They will forever be known as 'circle books'. That's the greatest thing I've heard all month!
    Circle books!

    • @TechyMagic
      @TechyMagic 10 лет назад +7

      I know how you feel man.
      DVD= Circle Books
      CD= Sound bagel
      Thanks JonTron for widening my vocabulary!!!

    • @captainm7722
      @captainm7722 10 лет назад +3

      Cassette = Audio Chocolate
      8 track = Audio Chocolate on acid
      Record = Music Coaster
      I don't know if I'm getting the hang of this.

    • @ClassMRule
      @ClassMRule 10 лет назад

      Randolf Jenkins What do you call a floppy disc then, I wonder?

    • @TechyMagic
      @TechyMagic 10 лет назад

      Mark Henderson sir you just made my day and for that I wish I could give you a gold star. *tear of joy*

    • @captainm7722
      @captainm7722 10 лет назад

      I feel you. I needed it, too. It's not often I stick up for someone who sees they do something wrong and watches as someone else takes the fall for it without interrupting. Not something I keep high on my "things I should do often" list, especially with other employees. I needed this.

  • @adamamador1001
    @adamamador1001 7 лет назад +265

    7:50-7:55
    I didn't breathe for a good 30 seconds from laughing so hard with no sound coming out. Almost died.
    Worth it 👌
    Jontron, keep fighting the good fight.

    • @matthewhallam7890
      @matthewhallam7890 7 лет назад +1

      Adam Bernal a quote from Three Dog from Fallout 3

    • @matthewhallam7890
      @matthewhallam7890 7 лет назад

      Adam Bernal a quote from Three Dog from Fallout 3

    • @katarina6652
      @katarina6652 7 лет назад +1

      Me too 😂

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 лет назад +1

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
      "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
      Best quotes. xD

    • @whereareeddieandbill1265
      @whereareeddieandbill1265 7 лет назад +1

      You mean the good foodfight

  • @MARVARDRAGN
    @MARVARDRAGN 5 лет назад +90

    *1:14** Jontron: Alright, I called this The Tale Of The Flashbang.*

  • @Valekath
    @Valekath 3 года назад +15

    I have seen this video several times, and only now do I realize that Vink shows the boys the answer to the riddle as he's telling it.

  • @EnergyCuddles
    @EnergyCuddles 8 лет назад +30

    "I should have let you fall"
    Wow. I actually got surprised at that line