Top 5 loudest things. 5. Standard heavy metal concert. 4. Opening your bedroom door at 3am. 3. Krakatoa eruption. 2. Shampoo bottles falling in the shower. 1. Dad sneezes.
Turning 46 tomorrow, lost my dear dad two years ago, we both loved this, I hear myself making these noises more… And I smile with nice thoughts of him sharing laughter with him.
The best part about this is I was at a friend's house and his dad was sitting in a chair doing the exact same thing and then got up and said he was going to the John lol😆😂😂😂
My dad is getting older now and with every passing year this becomes more and more accurate, right down to the thigh taps before getting up. Edit: he's about to turn 48 and I have a feeling a new dad noise will start popping up soon.
Attention all men: We will all make some of these sounds tomorrow, we all make some of them now, and be proud together. I am 46, need to get some extra sleep.
he says he gotta go to the joan. and this is joan portnoi channel. he made sure we know that with a watermark. isn't that amazing? isn't it amazing when the worlds collide?
I thought I was hot shit at 23. At 26 I was married. Kid 1 at 30, kid 2 at 36 and kid 3 at 41. I make all those noises plus "unashamed fart" at 43. And it cool...
Meanwhile the wife’s sitting there glaring daggers at him because she hates his guts for being stuck in a marriage to this ageing weight gaining man when she would rather “upgrade” to the much younger, hotter poolboy
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This is scary how accurate this is
The mom noises though, very naggy and loud.
@@humanbeingwithinternet4031 Yes, very
0:22
How tf is it scary are you tarded?
It's not scary, it just means that other people also have fathers
He forgot to sneeze incredibly loud like dads do
Top 5 loudest things.
5. Standard heavy metal concert.
4. Opening your bedroom door at 3am.
3. Krakatoa eruption.
2. Shampoo bottles falling in the shower.
1. Dad sneezes.
Like sneezing to the point where it almost sounds like a gunshot
My dad does that too.
Literally why and how do they do that? It doesn't seem physically possible
@@gayvideos3808 have a kid and you'll know
I'm 61 and this is accurate. Also hysterical.
Brent Hill haha do you have grand kids
@@ch4oswolf407 eee
I've seen my dad do almost all of these.
Miss Nia I’ve seen my grandad do these things
@@ch4oswolf407 I do these things, and I'm not even a dad. I'm inheriting some annoying habits, LOL.
*heard
Every single one of these my dear dad did…
"Schmai" kills me!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯👌🏾
Braha braha kills me
Who's Bad *grumbles "i gotta go to the john"*
what does it mean?
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@@przemek1382 I think it's an "oh my"
Turning 46 tomorrow, lost my dear dad two years ago, we both loved this, I hear myself making these noises more…
And I smile with nice thoughts of him sharing laughter with him.
The best part about this is I was at a friend's house and his dad was sitting in a chair doing the exact same thing and then got up and said he was going to the John lol😆😂😂😂
I'd say that's more of grandfather noises for me.
Grandfathers are dads.....
Definitely
True
@@hey_its_kev true
@@hey_its_kev still a different age and label
This is me and I don't even have kids and I'm only 26.
Joshua Dunn hello Joshua Dun
Same. I'm 24 in September, and I do most of that shite, including the drumming on my legs thing.
Woops... you’re 29 now 😂
Guess what you are :)
Update us
Spot on
ikr my dad does that lol
Elle b. Ahem.
It's like flipping a switch. My daughter was born when I was 22. Three months later I was starting to make noises like that.
Wow, so young, how did you manage to raise a daughter at 22? I’m 23 and I can barely raise myself 😂
Saturday and Sunday morning this is the first thing I hear from the living room while my dad is reading the newspaper.
How could they have left out the unnecessarily loud sneeze?
“Ha-ha--CHOOO!”
So accurate it hurts
I lose it at “go to the John”
My dad is getting older now and with every passing year this becomes more and more accurate, right down to the thigh taps before getting up. Edit: he's about to turn 48 and I have a feeling a new dad noise will start popping up soon.
Yep! That one especially.
Does he say “welp!” before he does it?
The “Bruhah-bru-bru-beah!” Is too familiar a sound.
@@bethanyoneal5789 sometimes, not everytime tho.
My dad was
doing this
I wouldn’t know how accurate this is cuz I don’t know my dad lmao
Same thing 😅 grandpa is like this tough
Black?
that was the longest dad noise ever
More like the shortest they do it all of their life
this is my dad to a t
mine too lol XD
I make just about all of these noises throughout the day.
I'm twenty and I make all these noises, please send help
0:46 with the door open, lights off.
love the fps counter in the top right
I love the sudden loud and wet cough that just comes out of the blue! I do that oftentimes and just the random noise itself makes me feel old.
Anything Peter does makes me laugh till I cry, like for example, waking up from bed.
Yeeeeeeep! Lmao.
Every morning or every time he gets home from work.
Is it bad that I’m only in my early 20’s and I literally make all these noises on a day to day basis
Im 25 and my back is already killing me
0:25 *bruh*
“Shohmy” 😂
Part of growing up it seems is when you start to make the same noises as your dad. I'm also 25.
The “open mouth nap” as the oldest male at a party was just a warm up for this.
I will make sure to do this if I have kids just to annoy them.
you woke me up
YAWN!!!!! im tired
This is strangely relaxing
He got up out of that couch eerily quiet. Where's the 'lifting something heavy strain noise accompanied by cracking joints specifically knees n back 😂
Fraps really brings me back
My dad ckokes on his spit hes like akkakakakaahahahkakak
thats exactly my dad lmao
I was doing all of these in high school already... including the joints cracking. What kind of monster will I become in my 50s?
Yep me, my dad and my older brother ever since me and my brother had kids we started making the Dad sounds.
Sounds like every noise John Goodman would make.
I love Fraps in the corner
Is it just me, or did I just hear his bones Crack 😆 😂 😅 😂😂😂
"Dad noises" lol
brah hah! brah ha ha.
My husband makes every noise in here, & my 11 year old found this video. He wasn't laughing when we showed him.
How did the fuck did you get a audio recording of me! 😂😂😂
Not my dad but my Grandad always makes these noises😂
Quarantine in a nutshell XD
My dad and both grandpas did this all the time. I notice I also now do this.
Am I the only one that soothed by these noises?
I'm surprised there are no enterbots here complaining how this scene is "Filler". Guess we learned from our past mistakes.
Cause it's funny and relatable
It is filler though. It’s literally just an assortment of random noises
Fuck. I’m not a father, I’m 23; and I make these noises. Guess I’m just aging too quickly
They forgot the farting noise
"Gotta go to the Jon"😂😂🤣
My husband ladies and gents hahahaha 😅😅😅🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣 sooooo true
Im 94 and this is cracking
We're all gonna be there
I'm one and a half years old and I can confirm this.
Fr
this is also older youth next day hangover noises.
I'm offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nobody:
everyone's grandfather:
0:46 🤣
How about you all sit there quietly and wonder about this horizontal line between my top two buttons?
100 procent my dad
I want to die rn listening to this
Attention all men: We will all make some of these sounds tomorrow, we all make some of them now, and be proud together.
I am 46, need to get some extra sleep.
My dad make all of these
Great😂
My dad's done like half of these at one point or another
I must have a kid i don't know about cause i make these noises all the time
correction to title: "OLD dad noises"
Atonal whistling
what does he say heading up to the john? please!
"hanejfdjfd I go to the john". Intentional mumbling.
John is slang for bathroom
Hey, who recorded my dad?!
he says he gotta go to the joan. and this is joan portnoi channel. he made sure we know that with a watermark. isn't that amazing? isn't it amazing when the worlds collide?
He forgot hitting foot in the ground
This is literally my uncle.
Correction: Guy noises. I was making guy noises during this.
Where is the Loud coughing, sneeze, complaining etc etc plus etc?
I thought I was hot shit at 23. At 26 I was married. Kid 1 at 30, kid 2 at 36 and kid 3 at 41. I make all those noises plus "unashamed fart" at 43. And it cool...
LMFAO HELL YEAH!!!!! that’s me!
I was expecting fart sound
How many watermarks on this video?🤦🏼♂️
Accurate as hell
So funny how real it sounds
0:46
Oh my god my dad does all of these XD
This is too fuckin funny
It's so true!
thats just like my dad
...You guys have Dads?
I'm wondering why there's an FPS counter lmao
Meanwhile the wife’s sitting there glaring daggers at him because she hates his guts for being stuck in a marriage to this ageing weight gaining man when she would rather “upgrade” to the much younger, hotter poolboy
This is my husband
The Hurt and the joke is funnier than this
don't forget the farts
O God, ik doe dit volgens mij ook, met name die laatste, iets onverstaanbaars mompelen als ik naar boven loop...