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- Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2020
- Minecraft but it's filmed like vine compilation... First there was Lion King but it's filmed like a vine compilation, but now there's Steve. Watch as Steve travels to the End and tries to defeat the Enderdragon. Man I'm typing this at 4:30 AM and can't even focus on what I'm typing. If you're reading this, type in "Dream isn't actually that good" down below. Lol you're gonna get downvoted to oblivion.
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Cow: "You're my brother..."
Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Sweet baby jesus
Yep that's what he said
No no no nooooo noooooooooo run brother runnnnnnnnnn run like you never run before
more like MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Me: *visible confusion*
I under stand the there is an end but there is no end
I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended
Hmm...
Steve: So there isn’t an end?
Alex: Well yes but actually no.
@@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft
“What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
“Jim.”
"Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.
DAM
Because apparently Jeb is a Simp 😂😂
#JebisaSimp
Ohhh I know this came from one of the essential books published by Mojang right? Survival guide if I'm correct.
from the mobestiary
" how long will it last?"
"Three minutes."
" *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "
Mine is 98 years
@@user-en5yp1ez9o *b r u h*
My dad drank it and he said he was gonna get some milk
@@user-en5yp1ez9o cap
B R U H
The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*
It is :0
At 2:25 i love how the cow brother is like oh no no no and the sister is like oh look food lol i get it so much
Very true
690th like
The cow
"But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.
I don’t get it
@@complexx_scam617its a relationship thing jim was heartbroken
Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.
Mine Hub
@@mosiaic underrated
Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
Alex: looks at camera
I say one thing poooo
Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....
“But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.
wow. just wow
@@thatonecow546 Steak
Potato
@@thatonecow546 steak, mm
r/YourJokeButWorse
"What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
"There's 0% chance for us making it."
*"Jim, this is a hospital"*
LMAO
LOLL
9:39
Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂
Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.
I hate how I always die to the bow tie : (
Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
Sheep: I shall soon be executed
LOL
d e e p
A stack of likes
he got hearted, wait for the likes to pour in
“Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING
"We might not see polar bears in a few years"
Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them
Her wife what?
Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
Sheep: My days are numbered...
Ye
THE name of this video CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:57
How to kill steve
1.use a “bow”
I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇
This bow? 🎀
@@ayana707 good one lol
Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor
crossbow*
Teacher: "the test is easy"
The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle
At the End Fortress
@@audge-audge At the End Fortress in The End
so true lol
(Show your work)
In the end.
3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING
Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Steve: Visible confusion
Yea
Ya
Is ur pfp josuke
Jk jk i know its giorno just tryna trigger u
Who is giorno I dont know him
@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 ...................... ur either not on part 5 or u just didnt watch jojo
“No-one even wants to get close to me”
*couldn’t relate more*
:(
The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos
bruh the cow part had me laughing
"Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
Dream: *NO*
OH NAAAATHAAAANN!!
Nathan: LEAVE ME ALOOONE !!!!!
**speedrun music intesifies**
Da da da da.... da da da da dream
*trance music for racing game plays*
"if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."
I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it
“So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part
lololol i just got it
The ball
Lmao balls
skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*
No, "The Sniper."
@@pumpking5992 No, the "Hitman."
@@JackAss-xo3gp NO THE SNIPER, "SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE."
@@pumpking5992 Either is good.
No, "The Panzer"
Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these
steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
me : i don't ge- ( realization )
“I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
The brother: no no no no no
Lmao
Why what happens
@@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister
@@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know
@@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-
Golden shovel
Him:she was a gold digger
Every guy ever:I get you man
My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.
the king has *RETURNED*
You mean god
HUGELY missed opportunity for saying *The return of the* *_KING_*
Yees
OUR KING IS BACK
@@just_a_eric he's NOT A GOD!
"Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
"Its not the fire"
Literally 40 seconds ago
oh shit oh fuck
Steve: then what is i- no i please back up..
I laughed so hard at that
Ah sit
Nathan never fails to make me laugh
“I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life
“I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
“NOOOOOOOOO”
I died there 🤣
Yes
Sweeet home alabama
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ikr
@@L4ZYGL1TCH ye
Ye boy
“Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
“End of what?”
*”End of our relationship”*
Hey hello I am a live we shall go to the end
What end
The end of the chat
oof
"There is a end but there isn't an end"
Me: ..............
Ooooof
Bruh
I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24
Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...
LMFAO
Lol
Lol
U are right
It’s not it’s better than google maps
I just died when he grabbed the other bow
First liker of this comment :)
No
There he is again😑😑😑
Henlo
Hey ray, leave me alone you ip hacker lol.
bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭
2 years later, this video is just as good!
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”
No it’s more like
Ging ging: AEYA
No GIIIIIING GING says
aYaH
@@ahmad_dubs OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH
@@Cubert20 NIIIIIIIIICE
@Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to
"Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO
YES
@Ryan Madrigal Guerra LOL
LMAO 🤣😳🤣
What if they’re both boys 🤔
@@dukew4981 🌈
so much to comment on, not enough focus. this video is hilarious 😂😂😂
My most favorite video of Nathan doan
Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.
“He knows to much”
“He knows to much”
*He knows to much*
What about the nether update trailer, they were in the same scene many times
He knows to much
My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
My dad: *NO*
Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.
@@lilactic7597 OOF
your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...
DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk
Your dad: but we don't have a cow
"Enderdragon: my real name is dragon"
mojang: your real name is jean?
Alex: “it’s Minecraft hell.”
Steve: *sees a fortnite skin dancing*
Me: lmao so true🤣🤣🤣
“I might as well call you a subscribe”
Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe
" The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career
wait does it actually disappear if you throw it in the void?
@@kabeerkhan9797 yes
@@kabeerkhan9797 in java edition yes
@@RawPikachu alright thaks
lava too probably
Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
Nathan: why would I do that
Therapist: to help her aim
7:30 I spit out my drink.
"how long does that last?"
"3 minutes."
"Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
OMG IM DIENG
its Dying
@@average3055 it’s “It’s”
@@recklesspenguin2230 thx
@@average3055 It’s “Thanks”
@@ejanzbe It's "thx"
Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
Alex: no
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed
*:(*
:)
:v
:/
:D
you're jokes are like 20 times better than good dad jokes dude keep up the cOmEdY
you uploaded this a week after my birthday
"Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
Alex: ...
Steve: visual confusion*
Copying Aidan Zhong
?
:T
😈 Check out my new 🔞+ Omegle Trolling 😄😄
"What're you doing stepcow?"
What is he doing?
@@88Fingers999 lol
Shhhhhhhh you saw nothing
They kissing
@@88Fingers999 are u 5?
Steve: How are we going to go The End, if there's no end
me writing an 1 million essay about how nathan is my favorite youtuber: *intense keyboard noises*
Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
Eye of Ender: *long silence*
Eye of Ender: “No.”
?????????
Wdym
@@UhmActually1 that was the quote from the video
@@UhmActually1 8:30
420 likes xD
Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*
i love your vids
When Alex just 😳 When she looks at you, I died🤣 and when Steve teleports “Yea that will make it last longer” “Nice!”.
The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.
Dam-
Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol
5:30
The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.
Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"
Lol
I miss Giiing ging 😭
I remember that video
@@ronnas4592 he is now gone gone
ya like ja- ginger palr
I love when alex and steve said about the end reminds me of the edd from nathan doan
jim and the creeper would be a great match. both seem to need a hug
Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
The Eye Of Ender:" No"
*n o*
Its The Eye Of Ender Btw
Its The Eye of Ender you uncultered fool
@@Phantom-vg6xi dang chill dude
Lol
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
The Sheep: _a h, I s h a l l s o o n b e n a k e d._
Steve: so do u have sheers
Alex: no, I don't have
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed😜😝
a h , I s h a l l s o o n b e d e a d
@@rahelafathima8807 bruh
𝔞𝔥. ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔡.
As Alex looks at sheers but sees hunger bar: *no I don’t*
Had to sub for that last part
The fact nathan has a wig is glorious
Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
Steve and alex: *has no shears*
Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"
You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended
The eye of ender just saying “no” was perfect
The loyalty thing got me
Nathan: I can finally relax and play some peaceful Minecraft.
Dream: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole career
“Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
Dream: *are you sure about that*
LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
9:11 her real name is "jean?" (with the question mark)
These are hilarious
"but if someone hugs you, you die.."
"oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
Damn that morbid humor
"I could really use a hug"
-But if someone hugs you, you'll die
"Yeahhh, I could really use a hug".
Fucking gold
SAO reference
@@not4sail who said that?
*plays giormo's theme on piano*
@@not4sail how is it a sao reference.
@Yetti Boss nah bro you made it bad u didn’t fix it
5:55 - 6:05 he wont be able to finish that potion effect early cause he never got the milk he wanted 😭
There is NO other way to describe MINECRAFT better than this
Alex:set course for the end portal
Eye of ender: no
“What do our customers and Me breaking bedrock have in common? We’ll never make it!!!” “This is a hospital.”
"I might as well call you a..subscribe."
enderdragon: *comes back to life*
Love this
“There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying
When the world needed him most. . .
*He came back.*
0:58 simple terms, steve.
the dimension of the portal we're looking for is called "The End". but the game has endLESS terrain.
This is amazing and halarious
no one:
steve to animals: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Lol
"Look! He's bringing food! I wonder why were not allowed to eat together, you're my brother, after all."
lol
Only real minecraft player know what happens
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Lololololli
LOLLLL XDDDD
@ITZ_ HARELUwU when two cows eat together they start mating
Finally now ive watched like most of hes vids including giing ging now i can finally understand this video