Teacher: "the test is easy" The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.* Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle
@@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister
steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys! sister cow : look, he's bringing us food! brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO me : i don't ge- ( realization )
"What's the joke you told them Jim?" "Well, what's the difference between me trying to craft bedrock and the customers?" "What?" "There's no chance of us making it" *Jim, this is a hospital*
"Set course for the End portal." Ender Eye: *Pauses to think of a smart way to not set course for the End portal* Ender Eye: *Gives up and just says* "No"
"just tell me what u see" *shows picture of hoe "uh that's my ex" "this is a hoe" "I know" Well its what they always say you can't put loyalty on a hoe
Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her Nathan: why would I do that Therapist: to help her aim
Cow: I wonder why we were never allowed to eat together, you're my brother after all! Other cow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“Where are you getting them fire balls?” “It’s like cat’s fur balls, we just suck up stuff then shoot it out” “Ohhhhh, so you suck fire?” *”Oh it’s not the fire”* Me at midnight: What.
The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*
It is :0
At 2:25 i love how the cow brother is like oh no no no and the sister is like oh look food lol i get it so much
Very true
690th like
The cow
" how long will it last?"
"Three minutes."
" *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "
Mine is 98 years
@@user-en5yp1ez9o *b r u h*
My dad drank it and he said he was gonna get some milk
@@user-en5yp1ez9o cap
B R U H
Cow: "You're my brother..."
Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Sweet baby jesus
Yep that's what he said
No no no nooooo noooooooooo run brother runnnnnnnnnn run like you never run before
more like MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
“Jim.”
@funisnotinfinite3636
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Me: *visible confusion*
I under stand the there is an end but there is no end
I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended
Steve: So there isn’t an end?
Alex: Well yes but actually no.
@@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft
they meant that there is an end dimension but no end to a minecraft world
I just died when he grabbed the other bow
First liker of this comment :)
No
There he is again😑😑😑
Henlo
Hey ray, leave me alone you ip hacker lol.
“But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.
wow. just wow
@@thatonecow546 Steak
Potato
@@thatonecow546 steak, mm
r/YourJokeButWorse
"But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.
I don’t get it
@@complexx_scam617its a relationship thing jim was heartbroken
Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
Alex: looks at camera
I say one thing poooo
Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....
Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Steve: Visible confusion
Yea
Ya
Is ur pfp josuke
Jk jk i know its giorno just tryna trigger u
Who is giorno I dont know him
@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 ...................... ur either not on part 5 or u just didnt watch jojo
Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.
I hate how I always die to the bow tie : (
"Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.
DAM
Because apparently Jeb is a Simp 😂😂
#JebisaSimp
Ohhh I know this came from one of the essential books published by Mojang right? Survival guide if I'm correct.
from the mobestiary
Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
Sheep: I shall soon be executed
LOL
d e e p
A stack of likes
he got hearted, wait for the likes to pour in
Golden shovel
Him:she was a gold digger
Every guy ever:I get you man
"Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
Dream: *NO*
OH NAAAATHAAAANN!!
Nathan: LEAVE ME ALOOONE !!!!!
**speedrun music intesifies**
Da da da da.... da da da da dream
*trance music for racing game plays*
Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.
Mine Hub
@@mosi_thegreat underrated
Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
Sheep: My days are numbered...
Ye
THE name of this video CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:57
the king has *RETURNED*
You mean god
HUGELY missed opportunity for saying *The return of the* *_KING_*
Yees
OUR KING IS BACK
@@just_a_eric he's NOT A GOD!
“Minecraft but it’s filmed like a vine compilation”
Now: “Minecraft in real life”
ONLY DA TRUE FANS KNOW DIS
angeree i thought it would be if minecraft was a vine
he poll was useless
Marketing strategies
IT CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: "the test is easy"
The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle
At the End Fortress
@@audge-audge At the End Fortress in The End
so true lol
(Show your work)
In the end.
“No-one even wants to get close to me”
*couldn’t relate more*
:(
"Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
"Its not the fire"
Literally 40 seconds ago
oh shit oh fuck
Steve: then what is i- no i please back up..
I laughed so hard at that
Ah sit
Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.
“He knows to much”
“He knows to much”
*He knows to much*
What about the nether update trailer, they were in the same scene many times
He knows to much
3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING
“I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
The brother: no no no no no
Lmao
Why what happens
@@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister
@@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know
@@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-
"how long does that last?"
"3 minutes."
"Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
OMG IM DIENG
its Dying
@@average3055 it’s “It’s”
@@recklesspenguin2230 thx
@@average3055 It’s “Thanks”
@@ejanzbe It's "thx"
How to kill steve
1.use a “bow”
I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇
This bow? 🎀
Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor
crossbow*
2. Creeper
3. Awwwww Man
“Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING
My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
My dad: *NO*
Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.
@@lilactic7597 OOF
your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...
DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk
Your dad: but we don't have a cow
“Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
“End of what?”
*”End of our relationship”*
Hey hello I am a live we shall go to the end
What end
The end of the chat
oof
"There is a end but there isn't an end"
Me: ..............
Ooooof
Bruh
“So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part
lololol i just got it
The ball
Lmao balls
Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂
skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*
No, "The Sniper."
@@pumpking5992 No, the "Hitman."
@@JackAss-xo3gp NO THE SNIPER, "SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE."
@@pumpking5992 Either is good.
No, "The Panzer"
"What are you? A scribe?"
"Oh no, dont say it"
"Or should i say, sub-scribe"
Love that part
@Unknown Trexter yes it is
@Unknown Trexter yes it is
@Unknown Trexter it is funny what u talking about
@Unknown Trexter boi he as just Trina be funny
@Unknown Trexter Dane that one sentence got you like 5 hate comments
The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.
Dam-
Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using
@Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol
5:30
The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.
"We might not see polar bears in a few years"
Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them
Her wife what?
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”
No it’s more like
Ging ging: AEYA
No GIIIIIING GING says
aYaH
@@midvoiceimpressions OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH
@@CubeCraft403 NIIIIIIIIICE
@Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to
“I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
“NOOOOOOOOO”
I died there 🤣
Yes
Sweeet home alabama
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ikr
@@L4ZYGL1TCH ye
Ye boy
" The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career
wait does it actually disappear if you throw it in the void?
@@kabeerkhan9797 yes
@@kabeerkhan9797 in java edition yes
@@RawPikachu alright thaks
lava too probably
The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos
Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...
LMFAO
Lol
Lol
U are right
It’s not it’s better than google maps
"Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO
YES
@Ryan Madrigal Guerra LOL
LMAO 🤣😳🤣
What if they’re both boys 🤔
@@dukew4981 🌈
Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
Alex: no
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed
*:(*
:)
:v
:/
:D
My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.
Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
Eye of Ender: *long silence*
Eye of Ender: “No.”
?????????
Wdym
@@UhmActually1 that was the quote from the video
@@UhmActually1 8:30
420 likes xD
"I could really use a hug"
-But if someone hugs you, you'll die
"Yeahhh, I could really use a hug".
Fucking gold
SAO reference
@@not4sail who said that?
*plays giormo's theme on piano*
@@not4sail how is it a sao reference.
@Yetti Boss nah bro you made it bad u didn’t fix it
"Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
Alex: ...
Steve: visual confusion*
Copying Aidan Zhong
?
:T
😈 Check out my new 🔞+ Omegle Trolling 😄😄
bruh the cow part had me laughing
Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*
Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"
Lol
I miss Giiing ging 😭
I remember that video
@@ronnas4592 he is now gone gone
ya like ja- ginger palr
“Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
Dream: *are you sure about that*
LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
@@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?
I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it
"but if someone hugs you, you die.."
"oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
Damn that morbid humor
Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
The Eye Of Ender:" No"
*n o*
Its The Eye Of Ender Btw
Its The Eye of Ender you uncultered fool
@@Phantom-vg6xi dang chill dude
Lol
Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
Steve and alex: *has no shears*
Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"
steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
me : i don't ge- ( realization )
“I might as well call you a subscribe”
Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe
"So you gotta suck fire?"
"No, it's not the fire."
This killed me hajdkskshsjajaja Nathan is the best
Nathan: I can finally relax and play some peaceful Minecraft.
Dream: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole career
Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
The Sheep: _a h, I s h a l l s o o n b e n a k e d._
Steve: so do u have sheers
Alex: no, I don't have
Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed😜😝
a h , I s h a l l s o o n b e d e a d
@@rahelafathima8807 bruh
𝔞𝔥. ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔡.
As Alex looks at sheers but sees hunger bar: *no I don’t*
"What's the joke you told them Jim?"
"Well, what's the difference between me trying to craft bedrock and the customers?"
"What?"
"There's no chance of us making it"
*Jim, this is a hospital*
I'm dying lmao
Wait but... you do know what "difference" means right?
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@@tokyobastards1071 Of course you are! Because there’s no chance of you making it!
@@jeremihyska5740 no he does not
“There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying
"Set course for the End portal."
Ender Eye: *Pauses to think of a smart way to not set course for the End portal*
Ender Eye: *Gives up and just says* "No"
*explodes
If the Ender eye exploded it would have been more funny
Coords
*just like my dads dashcam*
it felt like forever... HE IS BACK
I waited like 8 years
Dude dude i was just crying in my head in the corner just watching videos he made like 2 years ago because he hasn’t posted in FOREVER
I saw the notification when I woke up and I fell out of my bed
@@lincoln1019 i woke up to the notification i got mad but I saw it and I screamed like a little girl
I know it’s been 2 months since he made a video
You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended
"if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."
"What're you doing stepcow?"
What is he doing?
@@88Fingers999 lol
Shhhhhhhh you saw nothing
They kissing
@@88Fingers999 are u 5?
“The one my dad drank has been lasting for 13 years now.”
His dad should probably find the milk.
Lol
He's got the invisibily for 13 years and have been trying to find the milk
r/wooosh
@@aid6nval r/whoosh
@@aid6nval what’s the r/woooosh for
Steve: "So you guys suck fire?"
Blaze: " No no, its not that.
lol I can relate
tf
@@lashta78 YOU
*𝑾 𝑯 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑨 𝑻*
Nathan never fails to make me laugh
When the world needed him most. . .
*He came back.*
Alex:set course for the end portal
Eye of ender: no
"Look! He's bringing food! I wonder why were not allowed to eat together, you're my brother, after all."
lol
Only real minecraft player know what happens
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Lololololli
LOLLLL XDDDD
@ITZ_ HARELUwU when two cows eat together they start mating
Nathan Doan is better at making Minecraft skits than Hollywood
“There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
Sometimes my genius... is almost frightening.
Edit: This is an edit.
There is a end its called BORDER
@@jocelynsaez2261 but I’m saying like... ya know.... like in real life kinda?
Oh gabdbgdjbwjajd
Yeah circle
Indeed it is an edit
The one my dad drank lasted 13 years-
Ad: Don’t let Depression make you commit suicide
Me: DA FRICK *Visable Confusion*
PAMPERS WITH BABY DIAPERS
no one:
steve to animals: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Lol
“I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life
“So it will make it slower?”
*pours in suspicious place*
“That will make it last longer”
“Nice!”
1:55
Sheep: “Ah I shall soon be naked”.
Steve:”Do u have any sheers on u “.
Alex: “No, I dont”.
Sheep: “Ah I shall soon be Executed”.
Iron*
@@DiscoZomber what????
@@ErasedRain r/wooosh
@@Probably_DatBoi how could you :(
@@ErasedRain they said iron bc u need 2 pieces of iron to make shears
"my dad's invis pot lasted for 13 years now."
*me on the ground cackling menacingly*
No
Uhh. We might need to get a coffin.
I wish I could make my pot invisible so the cops won't find it. Anyways nice choice of abbreviations
bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭
Let's take a moment to appreciate how he had actually cried for this scene --> 3:34
He probs hit him self in the ball sack to cry that bad. lol!!!
@sewushi Yeah it rlly did!
Jim?
@@commonsense7879 yes jim
@@peanutbutterleover true big shaq fan
"just tell me what u see"
*shows picture of hoe
"uh that's my ex"
"this is a hoe"
"I know"
Well its what they always say you can't put loyalty on a hoe
Oof
Well you also can’t put loyalty on a golden shovel.
@@djheird1212TRU LOL
And you can't put unbreakable on their heart
This is too small *cough* that’s what she said *cough*
2:26 I love how the "cow" is wearing the bow
Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
Nathan: why would I do that
Therapist: to help her aim
“Fireballs... so you guys suck fire?”
“No it’s not the fire.”
I fucking died 🤣
XDXDXDXDXD
u know its just magma cream...
@@mdmust4u and just an end rod
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lmfao
"What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
"There's 0% chance for us making it."
*"Jim, this is a hospital"*
LMAO
LOLL
9:39
Cow: I wonder why we were never allowed to eat together, you're my brother after all!
Other cow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“Where are you getting them fire balls?”
“It’s like cat’s fur balls, we just suck up stuff then shoot it out”
“Ohhhhh, so you suck fire?”
*”Oh it’s not the fire”*
Me at midnight: What.
They suck the white juice right?
I too saw the video
Oh no oh no no no no oh no
I don’t get it
@@Rosewoodz you are too young for the forbidden truths
Best parts in my opinion
3:00 trident
6:06 another rack
7:15 ex girlfriend
9:30 the joke
also breeding the cows
Zombie: “You ruined my life, should have never existed”
Nathan: *Understandable have a nice day*
Lol 😂
69 likes. Noice
0:58 simple terms, steve.
the dimension of the portal we're looking for is called "The End". but the game has endLESS terrain.
WHEN DREAM SAID "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" AN AD PLAYED SO PERFECTLY I THOUGHT IT WAS NATHAN'S DOING
OMG SAME I THINK IT WAS
lol true
They chose where the ads go
@@fussper ik
Nobody:
Nobody:
People in the shower: Ah I shall soon be naked
Beds are lowkey slept on
@@schady_3629 uhm
@@zuki9537 *l o w k e y*
So they aren’t naked when they’re already in the shower
Me when im watching alone:Normal Minecraft vines
When my mom walkes in:”ah I shall soon be naked”
🤣
Same
my mom doesnt know english so i can watch whatever i want
@@sv1sko we have the same power
Wait wot?
I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24
"Well guess what, my real name is Steve and when people try to fight me, all they will see is a single bone" "wait..."
I don't understand the joke though what does it mean
Steve: MY NAME IS STEVE AND ALL THEY WILL SEE IS A SINGLE BONE
me: *visible confusion*
English is my second language. I didn't get this one. Could you explain me
@@windums560 lol
@@windums560 among us reference