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  • @Serena_724
    @Serena_724 4 года назад +7655

    The fact that Nathan adds dark humor to his jokes is *perfect*

    • @RealPuff
      @RealPuff 4 года назад +25

      It is :0

    • @Mxxnlight_Angxls
      @Mxxnlight_Angxls 4 года назад +126

      At 2:25 i love how the cow brother is like oh no no no and the sister is like oh look food lol i get it so much

    • @certiimxhzn
      @certiimxhzn 4 года назад +13

      Very true

    • @shawn6199
      @shawn6199 4 года назад +3

      690th like

    • @acatandahuman7706
      @acatandahuman7706 4 года назад +4

      The cow

  • @muhammadalfateh5415
    @muhammadalfateh5415 4 года назад +903

    " how long will it last?"
    "Three minutes."
    " *Oh my dad drink has been lasting for 13 years now* "

  • @natetorres18
    @natetorres18 4 года назад +1408

    Cow: "You're my brother..."
    Other cow: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo"

    • @minhdam6477
      @minhdam6477 4 года назад +105

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @charlescalvin9503
      @charlescalvin9503 4 года назад +20

      Sweet baby jesus

    • @thesunnyswagger9481
      @thesunnyswagger9481 4 года назад +8

      Yep that's what he said

    • @aaronaaron6135
      @aaronaaron6135 4 года назад +10

      No no no nooooo noooooooooo run brother runnnnnnnnnn run like you never run before

    • @benwang2454
      @benwang2454 4 года назад +6

      more like MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @funisinfinite8479
    @funisinfinite8479 3 года назад +85

    “What about a enchantment called commitment OR HONESTY?”
    “Jim.”

  • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
    @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +2676

    “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 4 года назад +22

      I under stand the there is an end but there is no end

    • @dafirstweebevermade27
      @dafirstweebevermade27 4 года назад +10

      I understand she’s trying to say there is a end as in the ender place in Minecraft but their is no end as in Minecraft is NOT going to be ended

    • @static4939
      @static4939 4 года назад +9

      Steve: So there isn’t an end?
      Alex: Well yes but actually no.

    • @theprotnt596
      @theprotnt596 4 года назад +5

      @@dafirstweebevermade27 no there is no end meaning the map is infinite not the devs won’t end minecraft

    • @bigsmokecat3566
      @bigsmokecat3566 4 года назад +2

      they meant that there is an end dimension but no end to a minecraft world

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +7053

    I just died when he grabbed the other bow

  • @jasonp.3046
    @jasonp.3046 4 года назад +722

    “But... If someone hugs you, you’ll die”
    Creeper: that’s the point. End my suffering.

  • @grainfarmer1156
    @grainfarmer1156 2 года назад +43

    "But what about an enchantment called commitment, or honest" Killed me.

    • @complexx_scam617
      @complexx_scam617 Год назад

      I don’t get it

    • @PurpledNightt
      @PurpledNightt 8 месяцев назад

      @@complexx_scam617its a relationship thing jim was heartbroken

  • @xaviersfinance2664
    @xaviersfinance2664 4 года назад +438

    Steve: It's not like we are going to murder him and loot his body or something
    Alex: looks at camera

    • @Sad-ee5ms
      @Sad-ee5ms 4 года назад +4

      I say one thing poooo

    • @Wandrer029
      @Wandrer029 3 года назад +2

      Alex: (In telepathic voice to us viewers) Please gently explain to Steve that we have to do something he doesn't want to....

  • @thedayracer866
    @thedayracer866 3 года назад +1182

    Alex: “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Steve: Visible confusion

  • @johnnyappleseed9370
    @johnnyappleseed9370 4 года назад +296

    Enderman: "No u have to look at me" Looks at him* Enderman hits patient.

  • @illuma718
    @illuma718 3 года назад +346

    "Polar bears were added because Jeb's wife liked them" Taken from an actual minecraft book.

    • @jacmenz4113
      @jacmenz4113 3 года назад +5

      DAM

    • @Aerobics22
      @Aerobics22 3 года назад +1

      Because apparently Jeb is a Simp 😂😂

    • @masongao123
      @masongao123 2 года назад

      #JebisaSimp

    • @rageyt7088
      @rageyt7088 2 года назад +10

      Ohhh I know this came from one of the essential books published by Mojang right? Survival guide if I'm correct.

    • @hihihihihihihihihihihihihihhi
      @hihihihihihihihihihihihihihhi 2 года назад

      from the mobestiary

  • @claire3782
    @claire3782 4 года назад +195

    Sheep: Ah, I shall soon be naked
    Sheep: I shall soon be executed
    LOL

  • @sidecharacter5016
    @sidecharacter5016 3 года назад +224

    Golden shovel
    Him:she was a gold digger
    Every guy ever:I get you man

  • @lucjohnson8932
    @lucjohnson8932 4 года назад +661

    "Time to play some peaceful Minecraft..."
    Dream: *NO*

    • @rubii15
      @rubii15 4 года назад +13

      OH NAAAATHAAAANN!!

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 4 года назад +11

      Nathan: LEAVE ME ALOOONE !!!!!

    • @natisasleep
      @natisasleep 4 года назад +9

      **speedrun music intesifies**

    • @catherineling5437
      @catherineling5437 4 года назад +4

      Da da da da.... da da da da dream

    • @itzel401
      @itzel401 4 года назад +5

      *trance music for racing game plays*

  • @dragongamer7139
    @dragongamer7139 3 года назад +95

    Brother Cow: He's feeding us. Sis, run!
    Sister Cow: He's just giving us food.
    Me with a bucket of popcorn: This oughta be good.

  • @techguy6241
    @techguy6241 4 года назад +242

    Steve: Im tired, i need a bed.
    Sheep: My days are numbered...

  • @Random4eva
    @Random4eva 4 года назад +404

    the king has *RETURNED*

  • @Scorchlel
    @Scorchlel 4 года назад +415

    “Minecraft but it’s filmed like a vine compilation”
    Now: “Minecraft in real life”

    • @goldistheboss1120
      @goldistheboss1120 4 года назад +7

      ONLY DA TRUE FANS KNOW DIS

    • @EECAI
      @EECAI 4 года назад +2

      angeree i thought it would be if minecraft was a vine

    • @EECAI
      @EECAI 4 года назад +2

      he poll was useless

    • @skinnyboyasian4847
      @skinnyboyasian4847 4 года назад +1

      Marketing strategies

    • @testtest-je8xb
      @testtest-je8xb 4 года назад +1

      IT CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @shinthant358
    @shinthant358 3 года назад +304

    Teacher: "the test is easy"
    The test: *There is an end, but there isn't an end. So where is the end (if any)? Explain.*
    Supposed to be an unsolvable question, but heres a possible solution: In a circle

  • @Ethyrus
    @Ethyrus 4 года назад +125

    “No-one even wants to get close to me”
    *couldn’t relate more*

  • @Gavinpv
    @Gavinpv 3 года назад +556

    "Fireballs, so you suck fire?"
    "Its not the fire"

  • @joshuaseo4934
    @joshuaseo4934 4 года назад +1581

    Guys this is a stretch but just think about it, we’ve never seen Steve and Alex in the same scene.

  • @user-bu8uw9sn8j
    @user-bu8uw9sn8j 3 года назад +6

    3:33 damn he’s actually crying like not acting just CRYING

  • @tsukuyomi6808
    @tsukuyomi6808 4 года назад +561

    “I wonder why he never lets us eat together.”
    The brother: no no no no no

    • @rage4391
      @rage4391 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @88Fingers999
      @88Fingers999 3 года назад +6

      Why what happens

    • @tsukuyomi6808
      @tsukuyomi6808 3 года назад +44

      @@88Fingers999 When you feed 2 animals in a confined space together then they will mate. the joke is that if he feeds them together he is gonna mate with his sister

    • @spoop1948
      @spoop1948 3 года назад +3

      @@88Fingers999 uhmmm u don’t want to know

    • @awsalmuhsen590
      @awsalmuhsen590 3 года назад +5

      @@88Fingers999 they have a baby- YES I SAID I- (people attack me) AH-

  • @its.nickayy
    @its.nickayy 4 года назад +138

    "how long does that last?"
    "3 minutes."
    "Oh. The one my dad took has been lasting for the last 13 years"
    OMG IM DIENG

  • @ItsLimony
    @ItsLimony 4 года назад +592

    How to kill steve
    1.use a “bow”

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 года назад +5

      I make short skits. Yes I know I shouldn't promote. Just give me a chance. That's all I ask😇

    • @ayana707
      @ayana707 4 года назад +14

      This bow? 🎀

    • @samiul1521
      @samiul1521 4 года назад +1

      Mady u show use the upgraded weapon and armor

    • @ryanthebeast6013
      @ryanthebeast6013 4 года назад +2

      crossbow*

    • @Bruh-dp7tj
      @Bruh-dp7tj 4 года назад +1

      2. Creeper
      3. Awwwww Man

  • @KatzYT_
    @KatzYT_ 3 года назад +22

    “Set course for the end portal” “no” HAS ME DYING

  • @demozero9265
    @demozero9265 3 года назад +676

    My dad: “oh no son I used an infinite invisibility potion”
    Me: don’t worry just drink some milk!
    My dad: *NO*

    • @lilactic7597
      @lilactic7597 3 года назад +54

      Your dad: Oh no we ran out of milk. I’ll go buy some.

    • @mrtoad9588
      @mrtoad9588 3 года назад +4

      @@lilactic7597 OOF

    • @bruhmoment9914
      @bruhmoment9914 3 года назад +5

      your dad: ive been searching for this milk for years...

    • @acommonmilk1726
      @acommonmilk1726 3 года назад +3

      DemoZero that’s why the dad went for the milk

    • @perveenakhtar1816
      @perveenakhtar1816 3 года назад +1

      Your dad: but we don't have a cow

  • @helloiamalive4184
    @helloiamalive4184 4 года назад +235

    “Hey Steve we need to get to the end”
    “End of what?”
    *”End of our relationship”*

  • @judehaddara6766
    @judehaddara6766 4 года назад +319

    “So you guys suck the fire?” No, not the fire part

  • @Zilithyne
    @Zilithyne 3 года назад +56

    Steve: "that'll make it last longer" guy: "nice!" I'm dying RN😂

  • @veritas8530
    @veritas8530 4 года назад +294

    skeleton when im on full health: stormtrooper
    skeleton when im on half a heart: *the marksman*

    • @pumpking5992
      @pumpking5992 4 года назад +10

      No, "The Sniper."

    • @JackAss-xo3gp
      @JackAss-xo3gp 4 года назад

      @@pumpking5992 No, the "Hitman."

    • @pumpking5992
      @pumpking5992 4 года назад +5

      @@JackAss-xo3gp NO THE SNIPER, "SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB MATE."

    • @JackAss-xo3gp
      @JackAss-xo3gp 4 года назад

      @@pumpking5992 Either is good.

    • @lua9502
      @lua9502 4 года назад

      No, "The Panzer"

  • @kidd00
    @kidd00 4 года назад +179

    "What are you? A scribe?"
    "Oh no, dont say it"
    "Or should i say, sub-scribe"
    Love that part

    • @marklekidzzz8461
      @marklekidzzz8461 4 года назад +2

      @Unknown Trexter yes it is

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 года назад +2

      @Unknown Trexter yes it is

    • @clutchles8412
      @clutchles8412 4 года назад +1

      @Unknown Trexter it is funny what u talking about

    • @feefee2474
      @feefee2474 4 года назад

      @Unknown Trexter boi he as just Trina be funny

    • @joohooeh
      @joohooeh 4 года назад

      @Unknown Trexter Dane that one sentence got you like 5 hate comments

  • @rubaetm5353
    @rubaetm5353 3 года назад +1084

    The fact that no one is talking about how realistic the graphics look.

    • @creativ9079
      @creativ9079 3 года назад +10

      Dam-

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 3 года назад +35

      Yea I wonder what texture pack he is using

    • @rubaetm5353
      @rubaetm5353 3 года назад +5

      @Just Another Idiot Sandwich ikr lol

    • @farahqasim9702
      @farahqasim9702 3 года назад +9

      5:30

    • @memehivefive7145
      @memehivefive7145 3 года назад +9

      The joke doesn't work as good as it could be since the title is "minecraft in real life" and not "Minecraft be like" but still a good joke.

  • @karlhanz1217
    @karlhanz1217 3 года назад +69

    "We might not see polar bears in a few years"
    Jeb who actually added polar bears because her wife liked them

    • @bobc821
      @bobc821 3 года назад +2

      Her wife what?

  • @h0neypxtals
    @h0neypxtals 4 года назад +155

    “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Ging Ging: “oH nOoO”

    • @CubeCraft403
      @CubeCraft403 4 года назад +6

      No it’s more like
      Ging ging: AEYA

    • @midvoiceimpressions
      @midvoiceimpressions 4 года назад +1

      No GIIIIIING GING says
      aYaH

    • @CubeCraft403
      @CubeCraft403 4 года назад +2

      @@midvoiceimpressions OHHH NUUUU I AM SORRY NATAN IS GONNA BEAT ME UP WITH A BROOM AYAH

    • @midvoiceimpressions
      @midvoiceimpressions 4 года назад

      @@CubeCraft403 NIIIIIIIIICE

    • @CubeCraft403
      @CubeCraft403 4 года назад

      @Windows XP [since 2017] shut up everyone can like what they want to

  • @ghoul1603
    @ghoul1603 3 года назад +1891

    “I wonder why we are never able to eat together after all you are my brother”
    “NOOOOOOOOO”
    I died there 🤣

  • @aieza8767
    @aieza8767 3 года назад +563

    " The trident, it will come back to you, no matter what"
    The void: I'm gonna end this trident's whole career

  • @safidalatigames2778
    @safidalatigames2778 3 года назад +97

    The editing that nathan puts in his videos is so good i can see he takes so much works on his videos

  • @mystical_bubble
    @mystical_bubble 4 года назад +289

    Dang, even the eye of ender is better than Siri...

  • @mooshroom3475
    @mooshroom3475 4 года назад +287

    "Why aren't we allowed to eat together? You are my brother after all"
    Brother: STEP SIS NOOOO

  • @fancyduck7563
    @fancyduck7563 3 года назад +407

    Sheep: ah I shall soon be naked
    Steve: do you have any sheers Alex?
    Alex: no
    Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 2 года назад +4

    My Minecraft dog's enchantments: honesty, loyalty, and commitment.

  • @gummygrenade
    @gummygrenade 4 года назад +531

    Alex: “set course for the End Portal”
    Eye of Ender: *long silence*
    Eye of Ender: “No.”

  • @hyikun8123
    @hyikun8123 4 года назад +573

    "I could really use a hug"
    -But if someone hugs you, you'll die
    "Yeahhh, I could really use a hug".
    Fucking gold

    • @not4sail
      @not4sail 4 года назад +1

      SAO reference

    • @hyikun8123
      @hyikun8123 4 года назад

      @@not4sail who said that?

    • @not4sail
      @not4sail 4 года назад +5

      *plays giormo's theme on piano*

    • @m_e6289
      @m_e6289 4 года назад

      @@not4sail how is it a sao reference.

    • @unpredictable2787
      @unpredictable2787 4 года назад +1

      @Yetti Boss nah bro you made it bad u didn’t fix it

  • @cursedrat
    @cursedrat 4 года назад +103

    "Why is he so mean, it's not like we are gonna murder him and loot his body or something"
    Alex: ...
    Steve: visual confusion*

  • @thegrimreaper9776
    @thegrimreaper9776 2 года назад +16

    bruh the cow part had me laughing

  • @cj_cassette_tape_8893
    @cj_cassette_tape_8893 4 года назад +32

    Steve: I'm stacked on diamonds
    Alex: I'm also stacked on diamonds
    Nathan: *I'm stacked on dark humor jokes*

  • @stevenotsteven_9644
    @stevenotsteven_9644 4 года назад +84

    Steve: "Alrighty finally got so food for you guys"
    Ging ging : "Someone should get the bread for me and my sister"

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @ronnas4592
      @ronnas4592 4 года назад +1

      I miss Giiing ging 😭

    • @h_suah14
      @h_suah14 4 года назад +1

      I remember that video

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 4 года назад +3

      @@ronnas4592 he is now gone gone

    • @_feyval
      @_feyval 4 года назад +1

      ya like ja- ginger palr

  • @just_a_glitched_artist4455
    @just_a_glitched_artist4455 3 года назад +176

    “Now I can just relax and play some peaceful minecraft!”
    Dream: *are you sure about that*

    • @shaikhaalkaabi5286
      @shaikhaalkaabi5286 3 года назад +4

      LOL SO TRUE I WAS LOOKING IS SOMEONE ELSE NOTICE I DIDNT WANT TO WRITE JUST INCASE SOMEONE WROTE IT AND SAY THAT I COPED YOU

    • @stock007usa
      @stock007usa 3 года назад +4

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @mrdelux6222
      @mrdelux6222 3 года назад +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @synrdk
      @synrdk 3 года назад +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

    • @humann9324
      @humann9324 3 года назад +3

      @@shaikhaalkaabi5286 ?

  • @iXinyue
    @iXinyue 2 года назад +47

    I like how Alex chooses to just say end instead of end dimension which is what half of the player base calls it

  • @z0inks133
    @z0inks133 3 года назад +68

    "but if someone hugs you, you die.."
    "oh man i could rlly use a hug rn"
    Damn that morbid humor

  • @Slayer-kf4ou
    @Slayer-kf4ou 4 года назад +190

    Alex: "Set course for the end portal"
    The Eye Of Ender:" No"

  • @emmanueladrioncabasis3261
    @emmanueladrioncabasis3261 4 года назад +87

    Sheep: "Ahh I am about to be naked"
    Steve and alex: *has no shears*
    Also sheep: "Ahh I am about to be executed"

  • @Aquadelol
    @Aquadelol 2 года назад +4

    steve : alrighty! Finally got some food for you guys!
    sister cow : look, he's bringing us food!
    brother cow : oh- ohhhhhhh nonononono
    sister cow : I wonder why we are never allowed to eat together! You're my brother after all
    brother cow : NOo0o000OOOOooooOO00OO0oOo0OOOooOOooooooOoOoOO-0o0Oo0O00O0OO
    me : i don't ge- ( realization )

  • @autodecline1634
    @autodecline1634 4 года назад +30

    “I might as well call you a subscribe”
    Legit the best way to tell someone to subscribe

  • @m.7447
    @m.7447 4 года назад +23

    "So you gotta suck fire?"
    "No, it's not the fire."
    This killed me hajdkskshsjajaja Nathan is the best

  • @CheddarEpicGamer
    @CheddarEpicGamer 4 года назад +33

    Nathan: I can finally relax and play some peaceful Minecraft.
    Dream: I’m gonna ruin this mans whole career

  • @Red-vu5qm
    @Red-vu5qm 2 года назад +3

    Recently got covid and I started binging all of your videos and now I cant stop watching them, keep up the good work on these

  • @thepumpkindude9060
    @thepumpkindude9060 3 года назад +355

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    The Sheep: _a h, I s h a l l s o o n b e n a k e d._

    • @rahelafathima8807
      @rahelafathima8807 3 года назад +18

      Steve: so do u have sheers
      Alex: no, I don't have
      Sheep: ah I shall soon be executed😜😝

    • @_mrtakethatrisk
      @_mrtakethatrisk 3 года назад +10

      a h , I s h a l l s o o n b e d e a d

    • @jeygonzalez455
      @jeygonzalez455 3 года назад +2

      @@rahelafathima8807 bruh

    • @charlescalvin9503
      @charlescalvin9503 3 года назад +5

      𝔞𝔥. ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔢𝔠𝔲𝔱𝔢𝔡.

    • @RedHextic123
      @RedHextic123 3 года назад

      As Alex looks at sheers but sees hunger bar: *no I don’t*

  • @CodyStriker
    @CodyStriker 3 года назад +361

    "What's the joke you told them Jim?"
    "Well, what's the difference between me trying to craft bedrock and the customers?"
    "What?"
    "There's no chance of us making it"
    *Jim, this is a hospital*

  • @idiocymultiplied4393
    @idiocymultiplied4393 3 года назад +134

    “There’s zero chance of them making it.” Jim, this is a hospital had me dying

  • @crphic4493
    @crphic4493 4 года назад +255

    "Set course for the End portal."
    Ender Eye: *Pauses to think of a smart way to not set course for the End portal*
    Ender Eye: *Gives up and just says* "No"

  • @bobhotdog6632
    @bobhotdog6632 4 года назад +311

    it felt like forever... HE IS BACK

    • @drywalljr
      @drywalljr 4 года назад +6

      I waited like 8 years

    • @kivikyu
      @kivikyu 4 года назад +5

      Dude dude i was just crying in my head in the corner just watching videos he made like 2 years ago because he hasn’t posted in FOREVER

    • @lincoln1019
      @lincoln1019 4 года назад +5

      I saw the notification when I woke up and I fell out of my bed

    • @drywalljr
      @drywalljr 4 года назад +2

      @@lincoln1019 i woke up to the notification i got mad but I saw it and I screamed like a little girl

    • @roseortillano1657
      @roseortillano1657 4 года назад +1

      I know it’s been 2 months since he made a video

  • @frownyy4501
    @frownyy4501 4 года назад +22

    You don’t know how happy I get when I see this in my reckmmended

  • @themarboi7276
    @themarboi7276 3 года назад +22

    "if you give someone a hug, you'll die."
    Creeper:"I could REALLY use a hug right now."

  • @mrthumbs3786
    @mrthumbs3786 4 года назад +180

    "What're you doing stepcow?"

  • @radi0sowithazero979
    @radi0sowithazero979 4 года назад +266

    “The one my dad drank has been lasting for 13 years now.”
    His dad should probably find the milk.

  • @aeterss
    @aeterss 3 года назад +147

    Steve: "So you guys suck fire?"
    Blaze: " No no, its not that.

  • @Imhimyournottrey
    @Imhimyournottrey Год назад +9

    Nathan never fails to make me laugh

  • @AEFBLectobri
    @AEFBLectobri 4 года назад +31

    When the world needed him most. . .
    *He came back.*

  • @krazykiddos3594
    @krazykiddos3594 3 года назад +59

    Alex:set course for the end portal
    Eye of ender: no

  • @robertr.roberto-robertson4815
    @robertr.roberto-robertson4815 4 года назад +53

    "Look! He's bringing food! I wonder why were not allowed to eat together, you're my brother, after all."
    lol

    • @ace286
      @ace286 4 года назад +4

      Only real minecraft player know what happens

    • @pumpking5992
      @pumpking5992 4 года назад +7

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @Sparrowschrysalis
      @Sparrowschrysalis 4 года назад

      Lololololli

    • @sudoqgaming
      @sudoqgaming 4 года назад

      LOLLLL XDDDD

    • @durskeg1279
      @durskeg1279 4 года назад +1

      @ITZ_ HARELUwU when two cows eat together they start mating

  • @guy_who_is_not_here
    @guy_who_is_not_here 3 месяца назад +1

    Nathan Doan is better at making Minecraft skits than Hollywood

  • @peanutsmakemagassy2123
    @peanutsmakemagassy2123 4 года назад +194

    “There is an end, but there isn’t an end”
    Sometimes my genius... is almost frightening.
    Edit: This is an edit.

  • @CountrySiding7765
    @CountrySiding7765 4 года назад +47

    The one my dad drank lasted 13 years-
    Ad: Don’t let Depression make you commit suicide
    Me: DA FRICK *Visable Confusion*

  • @rxph_official
    @rxph_official 3 года назад +184

    no one:
    steve to animals: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @cautious_mud9980
    @cautious_mud9980 3 года назад +5

    “I wonder why we’re not allowed to eat together, you are my brother after all”… so he’s adding realism to Minecraft in real life

  • @chickenwang17
    @chickenwang17 4 года назад +25

    “So it will make it slower?”
    *pours in suspicious place*
    “That will make it last longer”
    “Nice!”

  • @NoobSharkYT
    @NoobSharkYT 3 года назад +123

    1:55
    Sheep: “Ah I shall soon be naked”.
    Steve:”Do u have any sheers on u “.
    Alex: “No, I dont”.
    Sheep: “Ah I shall soon be Executed”.

    • @DiscoZomber
      @DiscoZomber 3 года назад

      Iron*

    • @ErasedRain
      @ErasedRain 3 года назад

      @@DiscoZomber what????

    • @Probably_DatBoi
      @Probably_DatBoi 3 года назад

      @@ErasedRain r/wooosh

    • @ErasedRain
      @ErasedRain 3 года назад

      @@Probably_DatBoi how could you :(

    • @Probably_DatBoi
      @Probably_DatBoi 3 года назад

      @@ErasedRain they said iron bc u need 2 pieces of iron to make shears

  • @frxstyxd
    @frxstyxd 3 года назад +182

    "my dad's invis pot lasted for 13 years now."
    *me on the ground cackling menacingly*

    • @ausos4503
      @ausos4503 3 года назад

      No

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 года назад +1

      Uhh. We might need to get a coffin.

    • @69k_gold
      @69k_gold 3 года назад

      I wish I could make my pot invisible so the cops won't find it. Anyways nice choice of abbreviations

  • @hoseoksrealwife
    @hoseoksrealwife 3 года назад +2

    bruh no one makes actually good comedy content anymore, ur actually funny asf i died at the guy suggesting the loyalty enchantments 😭

  • @sunshine8338
    @sunshine8338 4 года назад +81

    Let's take a moment to appreciate how he had actually cried for this scene --> 3:34

  • @shbavel3647
    @shbavel3647 4 года назад +78

    "just tell me what u see"
    *shows picture of hoe
    "uh that's my ex"
    "this is a hoe"
    "I know"
    Well its what they always say you can't put loyalty on a hoe

    • @qlayish
      @qlayish 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @djheird1212
      @djheird1212 4 года назад +1

      Well you also can’t put loyalty on a golden shovel.

    • @shbavel3647
      @shbavel3647 4 года назад +1

      @@djheird1212TRU LOL

    • @mollyspent
      @mollyspent 4 года назад +1

      And you can't put unbreakable on their heart

    • @g4mb1t68
      @g4mb1t68 4 года назад

      This is too small *cough* that’s what she said *cough*

  • @Lynn_4992
    @Lynn_4992 3 года назад +59

    2:26 I love how the "cow" is wearing the bow

  • @jozsefsenra7421
    @jozsefsenra7421 3 года назад +3

    Nathan: my ex girlfriend Amanda still misses me
    Therapist: oh well you should get a target for her
    Nathan: why would I do that
    Therapist: to help her aim

  • @glizicalgladiator8682
    @glizicalgladiator8682 4 года назад +394

    “Fireballs... so you guys suck fire?”
    “No it’s not the fire.”
    I fucking died 🤣

  • @blackjack9513
    @blackjack9513 3 года назад +140

    "What do our customers and me trying to craft bedrock have in common?"
    "There's 0% chance for us making it."
    *"Jim, this is a hospital"*
    LMAO

  • @retardedrania9330
    @retardedrania9330 4 года назад +22

    Cow: I wonder why we were never allowed to eat together, you're my brother after all!
    Other cow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @H0LYR4Z0RR
    @H0LYR4Z0RR 3 года назад +264

    “Where are you getting them fire balls?”
    “It’s like cat’s fur balls, we just suck up stuff then shoot it out”
    “Ohhhhh, so you suck fire?”
    *”Oh it’s not the fire”*
    Me at midnight: What.

    • @Bsmv712
      @Bsmv712 3 года назад +4

      They suck the white juice right?

    • @Ludy513
      @Ludy513 3 года назад

      I too saw the video

    • @epicdud5905
      @epicdud5905 3 года назад +2

      Oh no oh no no no no oh no

    • @Rosewoodz
      @Rosewoodz 3 года назад

      I don’t get it

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 3 года назад +5

      @@Rosewoodz you are too young for the forbidden truths

  • @ThePro-ex8wb
    @ThePro-ex8wb 4 года назад +14

    Best parts in my opinion
    3:00 trident
    6:06 another rack
    7:15 ex girlfriend
    9:30 the joke

    • @mxderate
      @mxderate 2 года назад

      also breeding the cows

  • @AviationMaster
    @AviationMaster 4 года назад +68

    Zombie: “You ruined my life, should have never existed”
    Nathan: *Understandable have a nice day*

  • @AdamtheGam3r_
    @AdamtheGam3r_ 3 года назад +4

    0:58 simple terms, steve.
    the dimension of the portal we're looking for is called "The End". but the game has endLESS terrain.

  • @sock_man3521
    @sock_man3521 3 года назад +42

    WHEN DREAM SAID "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU" AN AD PLAYED SO PERFECTLY I THOUGHT IT WAS NATHAN'S DOING

  • @words.2128
    @words.2128 3 года назад +160

    Nobody:
    Nobody:
    People in the shower: Ah I shall soon be naked

  • @ieatpineapples9742
    @ieatpineapples9742 3 года назад +195

    Me when im watching alone:Normal Minecraft vines
    When my mom walkes in:”ah I shall soon be naked”

  • @Fever_dreemzs
    @Fever_dreemzs 3 года назад +3

    I can't with the part where steve is getting ready to feed them 2:24

  • @maritespalomares1989
    @maritespalomares1989 4 года назад +21

    "Well guess what, my real name is Steve and when people try to fight me, all they will see is a single bone" "wait..."

    • @pinkybarot5838
      @pinkybarot5838 4 года назад

      I don't understand the joke though what does it mean

  • @humbertogaming131
    @humbertogaming131 4 года назад +44

    Steve: MY NAME IS STEVE AND ALL THEY WILL SEE IS A SINGLE BONE
    me: *visible confusion*

    • @windums560
      @windums560 4 года назад

      English is my second language. I didn't get this one. Could you explain me

    • @expiredmilk5435
      @expiredmilk5435 4 года назад +1

      @@windums560 lol

    • @99batran
      @99batran 4 года назад

      @@windums560 among us reference