Jacquard -- Be More

[@80yen]

Translation "let us create a need where there was none, then say that it's to help you free yourself from technology, when our business model is the polar opposite of that". Well done, marketing team.

[@heavenlyracewithnnekaokeke8758]

Lmao

[@glenpooland8879]

Z@@heavenlyracewithnnekaokeke8758 be

[@Fabian-_-]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate these smooth animations with the logos? That animation at the beginning was dope!

[@victorwestmann]

Holy cow! 24/7 tracking of humanity? Is that it?

[@MichaelBTech]

I appreciate the fact that the Pixel 4 was featured in this video.

[@theweirdgeek]

Google: Jacquard keeps our lives free from distractions Jacquard: "Message from Jess, the meeting on Monday has been rescheduled" Jacquard "Message from GP, your test for Chlamydia has come back positive, have a good day"

[@itzKal]

I like where this is headed. Depending on how consistent it works, the potential is pretty large in terms of applications. It's already small, I imagine in the future it'll be even smaller with each iteration.

[@TechnicallyaNomad]

Seriously, what problem are they solving?

[@malimiho]

I tought this was a video for a new song from a band named Jacquard...

[@max_kl]

I feel sad that this is what's become of Googles ATAP, who developed Project Ara so many years ago... Now it's just endless dull lifestyle videos

[@zebbleganubi723]

looks very easy to lose and another thing that you will have to charge every day. and I'm not sure if making random gestures on your clothes in public like an anxious person is going to ever take off

[@heavenlyracewithnnekaokeke8758]

Lmao

[@YuriyBrazhnyk]

Clothes with an electronic tag and a washing machine that knows how to wash them that would be awesome.
This thing doesn't impress me much.

[@shadow.banned]

Clapper lights.

[@lofman]

1st

[@Sarahbryson321]

I thought this was a biotic implant chip

[@TeganBurns]

Google has always been software, hardly ever hardware. 100% born to fail

[@MariusFusariu]

No, those people were holding their mobile devices vertically. If this is another app that forces the user to hold their mobile device vertically then I'll be better off without it

[@heavenlyracewithnnekaokeke8758]

IKR

[@quarlic]

I guess this is the answer to microchipping humans.

[@Takimiro]

Ah yes, this is the first wearable ever created

[@quarlic]

Takimiro which looks like a microchip

[@AlliWalkerMusic]

So Good!!!!

[@the_real_amir]

please cut the fluff: "what if", "reimagine", "focus on what matters most". This is some banal marketing

[@judithmateo2214]

Tu eres un poco más de 6años en la que el presidente uqģá África subsahariana es un comunicador o de las empresas del sector públic
Jud 6 DE julio de las empresas 4millones de la que el presidente del Gobierno de Canarias ha sido el presidente del Gobierno español en los últimos años y de los socialistas vascos en general
ADi0s que ver con el mundo del sector público túnel que el presidente del Consejo europeo de las empresas del sector privado

[@tod4y]

Is it ok to be white?

[@m0507]

Lol. Where do you find these jokes

[@lofman]

No

[@twrecks6279]

@@lofman Wut. That's a bit racist isn't it?

[@heavenlyracewithnnekaokeke8758]

Lol

[@jurajkusy]

“It’s a new everything”? That punchline at the end of the video actually means it’s a new useless crap good for nothing.