Onlíne invéstment has been my first priority even before this recent Covìd - 19 pandémic which made a lot of people jobless, however Bìtcoin has gained a lot of ìnvestors and tràdéi lately because it is currently surging upward but it is wise not to just invést or tràdé blindly as this will be a wásted effort in màking monéy. For me, bítcoin trádinq has been so much successful because i got involvéd in day tràdín with a workíng strategy properly backed by a pro tràdèr known as Danìel Wrïght . Due to my pérsonal resèarch on cryptocurréncy , i got to díscover that if you want to make profìts , you need to tràdé with the insìght , skìlls , and experìence of an expêrt tràdér like M.r. Wrìght which has been very profítable for me for the pást 3 mónths now and in my first month of tràdìng with hís stràtegy , ì was able to grow my inìtials from 1.2btc to 4.8 btc . I have not seen stràtégies as spécific as that of M.r. Wrìght as hís sígnals are very accurate . I will urge others who are wílling to grow a strong portfolío to màke usé of hís accuràte and profítàble sígnáls now . Y'all can réä.ch out to hìm thr.óugh Tàlégr.àm >>>> Danielwrightfx.
And also the other thing that was funny that Quiff wouldn’t of able to beat the game anyway because there was one eye of ender turned to a different direction
That’s just dumb u don’t have to watch it u can skip it that’s why it’s there but the fact that the ads are there just support him we don’t need to watch it whole
You are not a good person but you are not a good man but you have to be honest with yourself because it makes me think that I have to do something that is not a problem but you are a little more comfortable and he is not just an old fashioned and the same person who is not going on me 8 day and he has been in piu a lot and
bionic: i havent even done anything also bionic: team up with friends to kill quiff’s pet,teams up with friends again to blow ups quiff house and troll quiff as a shapeshifter
This video to me is the comedy gold of Bionic's channel. I wish Bionic came up with more ideas to troll Quiff. The funniest part of a trolling video is when someone like Quiff goes silent. Anyways, keep up the good work Bionic! The Cyborg Army prevails!
I just randomly remembered this channel and then I clicked the popular tab and then saw this video I was like oh yeah this video I used to watch all the time man this video was the best back then.
I miss you saying, "make sure you subscribe with post notifications on because if not, this is gonna happen to you" (Insert meme here) "All jokes aside..."
Bionic fans in 5 years: oNLy ThE OGs WiLl rEmeMBeR BoNc wITh HaiR
true
XD
TrUe aF
Sorry to ruin the joke but in 5 years he will grow it all back or if he keep shaving
E boy hair lol
17:18 yeah that's _mad_ strange, bro 😂
14:08 now that's mad strange
Unmmmmmmm
Quiff in 10 years: **remotely turns off bionics WiFi mid speedrun**
Quiff in 20 years: **turns bionic into dust mid spped run**
Smort
Offline singleplayer speedrun
Quiff in 60 years : unplugs Bionic’s life support mid liferun
Quiff in 1000 years: Trolls bionic in a single player server
Bionic:bites tongue
He’s mind: AHHHHHHHH
Get off that profile fpe didint come out in that year
@@Happyhappy84567dude like stfu no one cares
his*
@karensmith6690 no wonder ur a karen
@@Happyhappy84567no plus idc
I loved how he said “i dont wanna talk to you” at the end lmfao😂😂😂😂
Don’t worry bro, I followed you unlike CJ
@@gamingboonboon087
OP Reference
@@Yes-dc2gm yep, only the og players can understand this
Gungangingang
Oink
17:18 2nd enderman was just as confused😂
Yeah
lol
Me too🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 😝😆😂😝
@Joris Jonaitis is the best
Bionic: I CANT DIE AS A CREEPER
Also bionic : is in creative
Lmao
XD
😂 LAMAO
U
Lol
I feel like bionic looks better with hair then without his hair like why? I still watch his vids except not in order
Quiff: * joins *
Dream Manhunt Music: *It’s showtime.*
Edit: THANK YOU FOR 300 LIKES! THIS IS THE MOST POPULAR COMMENT I HAVE EVER MADE!
doo doo doo dOO
100th like
Yes
@@thegroomer36 bruh
Yeah man every thing for you
I like how he has dreams background song
Dream made music? When
Five million iq bro
Mm2 boy
Here is a like because this is the non meme version of my comment which got poular
@@UwU-df2qw legit no one asked
Bionic hair grows faster than my relationship...
Then it’s not long lmao rip for yoy
Lol
Lol
his hair grows like at 1 mm a century
Lol
Bites tounge 2:22
Yeah he dead 0:41
Cheese block 2:42
YE YE YE YE YE 1:07
"How I made a sick video by sacrificing a friendship."
Ah yes, S
@@Polygomers 😆😂😂😂😆
@@Polygomers ẞ
ruclips.net/video/nLfyUTSdA9E/видео.html
Not rick roll
@@Vziek no
Quiff: What have you done
Bionic: I havent done anything bro
Me : being quiet
Onlíne invéstment has been my first priority even before this recent Covìd - 19 pandémic which made a lot of people jobless, however Bìtcoin has gained a lot of ìnvestors and tràdéi lately because it is currently surging upward but it is wise not to just invést or tràdé blindly as this will be a wásted effort in màking monéy. For me, bítcoin trádinq has been so much successful because i got involvéd in day tràdín with a workíng strategy properly backed by a pro tràdèr known as Danìel Wrïght . Due to my pérsonal resèarch on cryptocurréncy , i got to díscover that if you want to make profìts , you need to tràdé with the insìght , skìlls , and experìence of an expêrt tràdér like M.r. Wrìght which has been very profítable for me for the pást 3 mónths now and in my first month of tràdìng with hís stràtegy , ì was able to grow my inìtials from 1.2btc to 4.8 btc . I have not seen stràtégies as spécific as that of M.r. Wrìght as hís sígnals are very accurate . I will urge others who are wílling to grow a strong portfolío to màke usé of hís accuràte and profítàble sígnáls now . Y'all can réä.ch out to hìm thr.óugh Tàlégr.àm >>>> Danielwrightfx.
wha?
@@daniellearmstrong8214 🤣
Bro get off youtube please my man u are too young
ca
Secret title: How I lost a friend
@cyberbladelord No I didn't
@@Lazy-z1z same
@cyberbladelord oh ik him
True
IMAO lol
My Lord you are a big brain genius bionic
Your also a evil mastermind 😂
“hAve yOu tRied brEediNg aNimAls”
*randomness shrug level 100*
Breeding*
@@channelname367 it doesn’t matter*
@@acemnoracddlmno3948 grammar matters*
@@keebo872 not when the person is trying to make a joke on a youtube video*
That’s a lot of damage
bionic:*bite tongue*
everyone felt that
I felt that soooo much
@@nicoladuffy3871 p a i n
99 likes
@@Sussywussy64 141*
@@_oxKim_xo 144
It was so funny when bionic talks about an enderman
Same
gg
gg
And also the other thing that was funny that Quiff wouldn’t of able to beat the game anyway because there was one eye of ender turned to a different direction
Right
Love this video!
Bionic: *Morphs to iron golem*
Iron Golem: Hey Babe
Bionic: *Morphs back*
Iron Golem: ._.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Timestamp?
4 more words,
GIVE
ME
THAT
SEED.
@@user-lh9of4ui4d ?
@@Djfox711 i cant believe you dont know what cap means lol
@@nicolasoloeriu.6056 I Know what It means there's nothing he could say cap to that would make sense
@@nicolasoloeriu.6056 De fck
@@Djfox711 ok nice
Bionic everytime he login in a world:plssss plsss dear god plsssss 🤞🤞
lol
Here u go reply
Congrats on 5 mil
don’t kill me next time Quiff >:(
Other creepers: *shut up he dosent hear u*
Wat u mean
Yey
**bites tongue**
Me : *all I see is pain from your face*
Oof
5 dol
@@user-lh9of4ui4d I’m a big fan
What?
I love you
His editing is insaneeeeeee
Hid editor is saf
Ye right
No he not editing😠
I can edit like that
People that watch it in 2024
👇 edit: omg guys tysm for 18 likes this the most i have ever gotten :D
This vid has 21m views
ME
@@SGADominusLike begger
@@SGADominus Like begger
@@SGADominus Like begger
When Quiff tryna kill bionic as a ghast its so funny to watch him
6:10
Only legends remember RANDOM CRAFT
Your Telling me im a legend?
Only legends remember your profile picture
@Noodles yes I ur a legend
YEAH I MISS RANDOM CRAFT SO HARD :( I REMEMBERD HIS DRAGON AND HIM DIED
I feel old
So everyone gonna ignore the Smp called UHC Boys?
I miss that
@Rigzin Thrinley Lhundrupling what
Kr
Wait there’s an smp called UHC Boys
Ya
Bionic: "bites tongue"
Also bionic: having a pain headache
My first thought: I folded my friend
Lmao same
Me to
Lol
Lol
I clapped my friend with the shapeshift mod
Quiff: YO I'm cracked! I'm so cracked!
Me: no way
You funny
Bionic:I’m not going to upload this vid
Bionic:Uploaded yay
XD
Makes no sense and isn’t funny this is just a stupid comment for stupid people
Get this man to 1k guys!
Why is everyone trying to be first when it’s much harder to be last
So true
tru tho
Lol true
Well technically, everybody is always last
Exactly
“I’m gonna make it impossible” gives him 16 pearls and a notch apple 👌
ikr
ikr
ikr
Ikr
Ikr
Why is nobody talking about how this man didnt notice that the wither skeleton did no withering damage
True!
Lamo
Very very true
it wont if easy difficult
The dude who made the original comment about this got no replies sad
2:22 **bites tongue** AUAUGHJ IM NOT AAAA
RUclipsrs: "I will give my friend/someone (enter money amount) if they do this!"
The thing they have to do: *Hacked
You beatifull
@@radityagenthadestriant8487 simp
@@しろ-l5s lmao ikr?
SIMP
@@radityagenthadestriant8487 IS A SUPER SIMP
Now: Ruining my Friends life for a Day in Minecraft!
1 year Later: Trolling my Enemies in Minecraft!
H
1 year later is now my friend c:
lord i got a whole headache from listening to them argue
Same
ruclips.net/video/nLfyUTSdA9E/видео.html
Not rick roll
bald kreek and bald bionic? whats next? bald mr beast? bald jacksepticeye?
No… next is Erik Van Wilderman
mrbeast was already bald
L
So I can use it to cheat
Mhm
@@hindolebasu9694 are you a hater to dream
@Mister Bacon I bet he is
@@momslayer1295 well no
Bionic: puts on f3 with the enderman skin
Me: scared as hell because I looked at the enderman
@ but black
@ SCP 690 - SCP 096's dark counterpart, the same slender proportions and same shy effects. Don't stare, or you might just get caught!
Bro stop
@@mrpotato2x145 Are u supposed to be not rasit
Y
2:24 “I feel that pain”
James bonc: and?, your foreheads big. Quiff: pay me now
You have no hairline
2:24
I can understand his pain
Bites toung
I cant, for me it doesnt hurt
Then ur a ALIEN 😂@@GeDaNiNaGo
@@CODMPLAYRR2 i guess so lol
Hello guys! :D I hope you stay safe and have a nice day, God bless you!
Hey this is 2 minutes ago
Hey this 3 years ago
@@Theofficialcemmyhey this 12 days ago
I don’t feel well 😢😢
Then go to a doctor
Bionic: this video is so short btw!
Me: O-O It’s 18 minutes o-o
@Kriti Dubey thanks for the information I didn’t need to know
@Kriti Dubey 18:04
Do a prank video where you craft hacks without them knowing!
Bionic: very sad about world edit
Bionic's tongue: AHHH YOU BIT ME EEEEEEE
2:22
Quiff: I'm not even talking to you anymore.
Bionic: *worth*
I never skip the ads cuz thats the way i can support him
Really
@@aleksandarstark1162 yeah
That’s just dumb u don’t have to watch it u can skip it that’s why it’s there but the fact that the ads are there just support him we don’t need to watch it whole
🖕🖕🖕🖕 Skip bruh
Dude you can skip it, even if you skip it he'll get the money
The worst thing is to break a portal frame and place another but not in the right way you know
So even if he puts all of the eyes it doesn't work
W wee r egg gf
You placed the endportal teh wrongway.
I was just watching quiff's video
Ok
Nice
Yt name of quiff
“Exactly exactly, you’re forehead’s big.” Best sentence ever.
Ok
Yes
True lol
your*
@Connor Johnson 🤔🤣🤣
CONGRATULATIONS BIONIC ON GETTING 6 MILLION SUBS!!!!!!!!!!
I love how quiff never found anything suspicious even though bionic was doing lots of suspicious activity
It’s quiff
it’s staged
Bionic always do suspicious activity
16:55 just doesn’t care about the side ways eye on the left
Sussy bionc
First thumbnail - bionic being a cow
Second thumbnail - bionic picks up end frame
Rly?
Did he change it?
@@tas.31 ya
You are not a good person but you are not a good man but you have to be honest with yourself because it makes me think that I have to do something that is not a problem but you are a little more comfortable and he is not just an old fashioned and the same person who is not going on me 8 day and he has been in piu a lot and
@@EffectIdk hrueh
Quiff: best speedrunner in friend gang
Also Quiff: "i cant find the stronghold."
*Edit* OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY
Cap
@BlueYTs
That was the most pogger ending of a video I’ve ever seen
bionic: i havent even done anything
also bionic: team up with friends to kill quiff’s pet,teams up with friends again to blow ups quiff house and troll quiff as a shapeshifter
I want to call it be a mob
True
Its BONC
You know the videos of his friends trapping him aren’t real
alternate title: creepy tall boi picks up a weird cube looking thing that has a hole
edit:dam 73 likes
@@6airy why don’t you
@@6airy
Yeah man what the black tall bois basically replace enderman now.
@@shutupineverexisted4972 pffffff
LOL haah
@@kronomcs its cause it sounds racist
Fun Fact: If he did a speedrun with this seeds without changing the world he would've gotten WR
Vr* maybe
@@talky_boi1655 its WR idiot
@@MT-uh8ym sorry didn’t know
@@talky_boi1655 its all good
Oof
still rememebered nice
You should've teleported away😭
Imagine if the other enderman actually takes a end frame lol
lmao actually would been so lit if it was possible
Ya
😇🛡️➕
I can hear Quiff's rage escalate the moment you morphed back, and after about 5 seconds he just died inside.
I don't know who you are but, I better not see you falling in the Abyss
Lol
This video to me is the comedy gold of Bionic's channel. I wish Bionic came up with more ideas to troll Quiff. The funniest part of a trolling video is when someone like Quiff goes silent. Anyways, keep up the good work Bionic! The Cyborg Army prevails!
And donibobes pranks on him too
I
hey bete norie go fight with gaster
Haha
@@AyoSus_AyoSus she needs a break
I love bionic’s videos
Same sorry you have 1 like that is me
The best quote was,"just comit life off."
"I don't wanna talk to you"
-Bionic 2020-2021
*Bionics friend
It was quiff who said that
You mean quiff
quiff just could've killed the enderman with the portal frame and he picks it up and places it back down and goes to the end
quiff could not have killed him because while he looks like a enderman he is still a player and he was in creative mode
@@ee-jn1wy yeah.
Also he misaligned one of the portal frames so even if he killed the enderman with the portal frame
Exactly as I thought
@@starnight8821 shhhh
This is my fav bionic vid
The Crash Bandicoot music in the background makes it way better
At the beginning? If so it's mario galaxy lol
I agree
Ngl eventually you’re “friends” aren’t gonna be your friends if you keep trolling them 🤣🤣🤣
your*
Do u not understand dis is just for jokes and content don't get to the bad part it's just a rivalry
It’s banter me and my friends do it all the time it’s all fun and games they aren’t gonna have their friendship ruined over this lol
Lol
@@artdestroyer there are two types of spelling of your it is you're and your
Bionic: *Randomly bites in the first couple of minutes*
Dannys vids are getting better
Fun fact: people just read this because it says fun fact
Edit: ty for all the likes :D
Read this
... Read more
Not true
Fun fact: you were right 😅🥲
U Got This From TikTok Didn't You
So true
Mojang watching this be like "ah you have choosed...death
Chosen
Ah.. you have chosen to not go to English class....
Chosen* I don't even like English class and I'm still better than u at it
@@yourreaper4978 OHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@yourreaper4978 better at it than you* now it makes sense you don’t go to English class
Alternative title: how to scam someone
Yes I am 100th like and first reply
Ima go scam my friends now with this scamming tutorial
@@harveygaming2492 😑
of their time
I love this
Dood!
Hahaha
The smirk on your face dude
How can it not be real...
Literally, I can't stop laughing, my stomach's hurting! :P
I wish he had face cam to see his reaction
*TRIGGERED*
Then he would be sus
Bro his MC face doesn't change
@@thunderbolt64_ DING DING DING DING DING DING DIING. DIDIDING. DUN DUN
@@shrekmug3253 sussy sussy hank
bionic:trolling (reality: helping the speed run kinda
This is like your best video i think👍
I like how the year just started and bionic is half way to 3 mil
U mean quarter
I like how this map could’ve been the record for fastest to enter the nether
NOOB
Biggest roast in history no cap 14:00
I just randomly remembered this channel and then I clicked the popular tab and then saw this video I was like oh yeah this video I used to watch all the time man this video was the best back then.
Fr
At 6:16 He Transformed Right Infront Of Him LOL
Good thing he didnt see it
@@zyoma-l5f yea
@@zyoma-l5f yeah lol
@@zyoma-l5f he did
Lol I
Alternative title: how to give doni more ideas
If Doni sees it
Do I makes the idea firsts
“I’m not recording right now, I’m not recording right now, I’m not recording right now.”
*yeah, he’ll definitely believe you*
Yes
Huh?~
hmmm? idk
Uh
I've been here since 10K dude I've just wanted to say you have grown so much it's just crazy
2:22 best and favourite moment 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
2:06 when you got unlucky
And that one baby villager is unlucky 😂
“I’m not giving him crap” LMAO
Wow
Make more videos like this (good video)
I miss you saying, "make sure you subscribe with post notifications on because if not, this is gonna happen to you" (Insert meme here) "All jokes aside..."
Yeah same