Waiting For STD Results vs Hearing "We Need To Talk" | Squadd Cast Versus | Episode 42| All Def

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @ninjouzatax
    @ninjouzatax 4 года назад +1224

    If someone tells me “We need to talk”, I’m replying “Yes we do.” Because I’m not dealing with that anxiety alone. 😂

    • @natalyarones9138
      @natalyarones9138 4 года назад +99

      That’s smart😂

    • @fancyfanny6143
      @fancyfanny6143 4 года назад +13

      😂😂😂

    • @fanat1508
      @fanat1508 4 года назад +71

      Best fucking response to that, yes!!!

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 4 года назад +24

      You are so wrong!!😂😂😂😂

    • @KwanDon22
      @KwanDon22 4 года назад +37

      That’s a good tactic. Imma start using that

  • @steqhhh
    @steqhhh 4 года назад +800

    Tahir: We're gonna get on with this next topic .. right after this.
    Me: *Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap Double-tap*

    • @rommieyay4444
      @rommieyay4444 4 года назад +43

      Lol I'm sorry Tahir but there's only 3 ppl I can watch with the ads nostalgia critic, Poudii and primm hood movies

    • @1k_868
      @1k_868 4 года назад +11

      On god😂😂

    • @ramonpeters9608
      @ramonpeters9608 4 года назад +31

      I feel this lol. I usually skip or start reading comments like this one

    • @ndagger8
      @ndagger8 4 года назад +21

      (Shameful snickering)

    • @nhymnbus
      @nhymnbus 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 naw but forreal

  • @Smitthy830
    @Smitthy830 4 года назад +323

    The way Zainab eloquently gathered Pat about his answer on the final topic was so attractive. The way she communicates explicitly and conveys her thoughts you can tell she emotionally mature 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @Once.A.Violet
      @Once.A.Violet 4 года назад +50

      She is definitely the definition of black excellence . Pat was so deep in thought

    • @justynjoseph1556
      @justynjoseph1556 4 года назад +32

      I felt like she tried too hard to keep coming for him. Everyone knew he was joking and she kept trying to seem like she had more "depth" to herself than him.. The labels stuff was right, other than that, she did a lil too much trying to prove some of those points. Just IMO, she is beautiful tho.

    • @Chaxscntrl
      @Chaxscntrl 4 года назад +19

      @@justynjoseph1556 I can see what you mean but i think pat was being genuine in that last conversation about marriage and she also genuinely wanted to understand him and then share her own thoughts since it was an open discussion basically

    • @angel1202003
      @angel1202003 2 года назад +4

      @@justynjoseph1556 idk of she was trying to *seem* like that.. more like that’s how it comes off or how it *is* lol they can have real convos on here.. and they do. it’s not all jokes

  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv 4 года назад +470

    Squadd Cast... making Monday's worth getting up for since 2019. 😂

    • @Amichaels
      @Amichaels 4 года назад +2

      They did this before the pandy....never knew

    • @StaticShock1030
      @StaticShock1030 4 года назад +4

      You not getting up for work on mondays?

    • @RahimX
      @RahimX 4 года назад +3

      right? everyday i come back home from work, nothing beats just putting squad cast and getting in bed.

    • @Deepbarns
      @Deepbarns 4 года назад +1

      Aye 😂

    • @yobuza2343
      @yobuza2343 4 года назад +1

      Yes ma’am!!!!💯💯💯

  • @ddotgil
    @ddotgil 4 года назад +711

    No lie, I be dreading Mondays but this saves it

    • @YelloDuzzit
      @YelloDuzzit 4 года назад +10

      Facts! Great choice to release this on Mondays

    • @Payton11002
      @Payton11002 4 года назад +11

      It really does start the Monday off in a good way!

    • @lehmonshae
      @lehmonshae 4 года назад +4

      These here are the facts.

    • @missJD227
      @missJD227 4 года назад +2

      I've been up since 6am for no reason until this came out and now I have a reason im up

    • @ndagger8
      @ndagger8 4 года назад +6

      My wife just said "You love the challenges?"
      I answered "It's bout when they veer off topic."

  • @AllDayFinesse
    @AllDayFinesse 4 года назад +346

    The way Kevin talks about Melissa is so poetic. Like he truly truly loves her.

    • @RICO30HD
      @RICO30HD 3 года назад +5

      He was like "we got the same forehead?!... Adultery" 🤣ik he wouldn't cheat tho

    • @Stanislaw365
      @Stanislaw365 3 года назад +18

      He does. He absolutely does. Kev is devoted to his family, I do not know him personally but the way he talks about his wife and kids and other family members shows the level of love he has for them. And Tahir puts up a front, but he adores his wife and kid too, it shows.

  • @SteveDeuce
    @SteveDeuce 4 года назад +519

    Tahir has to be at least 23% cinnamon

  • @SistaGurlonFilms
    @SistaGurlonFilms 4 года назад +257

    And this is why Zainab is out here looking like the somebody's Nubian Queen...because she reads the labels on food! I read the label and still get the junk regardless lol

  • @KayGirl216
    @KayGirl216 4 года назад +68

    I love love love how self aware and vulnerable Kevin is with his emotions and relationship with liss. The things he’s learned and the ways he’s changed and evolved for the positive- really admirable. Not a lot of men are willing or able to do that.

  • @Halpulaar
    @Halpulaar 4 года назад +393

    There needs to be a video of every time Pat makes a Chinese joke just for Meg to say I’m Korean!! Lmao

    • @LocdnessMomster
      @LocdnessMomster 4 года назад +9

      sun dae They could slick make that a “fuck you Pat” merch promotion.

    • @artofmajic
      @artofmajic 4 года назад +23

      Lol pat would canceled so badly if that compilation came out 😭😭

    • @TS-xy8fq
      @TS-xy8fq 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Chastidee
      @Chastidee 4 года назад

      @Jasz Jonez Gamez

  • @hannahbenn3933
    @hannahbenn3933 4 года назад +296

    ok but this new woman reminds me of kelly rowland. she’s gorgeous

    • @Gamervibes08
      @Gamervibes08 4 года назад +4

      I thought the same!

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 4 года назад +2

      I'm liking that forehead

    • @Robnel88
      @Robnel88 4 года назад +2

      Yes she is

    • @Trejay93
      @Trejay93 4 года назад

      🔥🔥🥵

    • @Toemedicine
      @Toemedicine Год назад

      I just came back cause I’ve been watching Upload (on Amazon’s prime) for two season and realized SHES ONE OF THE ANGELS

  • @jordangaddis9207
    @jordangaddis9207 4 года назад +274

    Who is this woman? She’s beautiful! 🍫🤎

    • @Gamervibes08
      @Gamervibes08 4 года назад +38

      Zainab! She’s going to do a set on Keep Your Distance this Friday. Get yo ticket!

    • @Gamervibes08
      @Gamervibes08 4 года назад +19

      And yes she’s gorgeous. 😍

    • @Tristen_Neufville
      @Tristen_Neufville 4 года назад +4

      Jordan Gaddis right I thought she was Kerry Washington or something?💀

    • @u-knobreezy4035
      @u-knobreezy4035 4 года назад +9

      Floyd Jackson 😂😂😂

    • @anth0nyv1991
      @anth0nyv1991 4 года назад +15

      So fine pat had to let her know he Nigerian

  • @darkwolf19900
    @darkwolf19900 4 года назад +215

    Keep messing with tahir, he's going to get superpowers where his freckles spell out the words he can't say

    • @jenniekimmy
      @jenniekimmy 4 года назад +14

      😂 What?! 😂😂😂

    • @SopHiZzl3
      @SopHiZzl3 4 года назад +1

      😩😩🤣🤣🤣

    • @crossingn6451
      @crossingn6451 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOOO BRO

    • @teriyaki21
      @teriyaki21 4 года назад

      Hahaha such a funny visual 😂

    • @TweetsyCk
      @TweetsyCk 4 года назад

      Wasit what??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @louisyon313
    @louisyon313 4 года назад +336

    Kev ancestry test would say 99% head
    Edit: Meg ancestry test would say 99% shoulders

  • @HabibiTheRuler
    @HabibiTheRuler 4 года назад +154

    If you watched the whole episode, Tahir as a horse named "Cheese Biscuit" has me cracking me tf up 😂😂😂

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 4 года назад +9

      At first I didn’t get it, but then I remembered that horse name Seabiscuit.

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😭

    • @emmy1751
      @emmy1751 4 года назад +4

      I was crying "Mr. Bread" and "Cheese Biscuit"

  • @CosmicCocoa
    @CosmicCocoa 4 года назад +171

    I thought the lady on the right was a screensaver until she started talking! She's so perfect! 😍😍😍

    • @jessicaj8083
      @jessicaj8083 4 года назад +7

      I was just about to say this. She's beautiful.

    • @cicisinap82
      @cicisinap82 4 года назад +5

      Isn’t she tho? N funny af!!!

    • @ChristianJoyD
      @ChristianJoyD 4 года назад +6

      Like ridiculously gorgeous

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 4 года назад

      😂😂😂 she is really pretty.

    • @miyosaimori23
      @miyosaimori23 4 года назад

      Look up her stand up, she is funny AF!

  • @tionak
    @tionak 4 года назад +82

    I legit erupted with laughter when Pat said “Have you ever seen a ghost in here Kev 👀” 😂😂😂😂

  • @oOoitsLana
    @oOoitsLana 4 года назад +328

    Tahir is actually right. Each sibling, even though they have the same parents, has different amounts of the same ethnicities.

    • @xandria112
      @xandria112 4 года назад +18

      How? That doesn’t make sense if they got the same exact parents... lol educate me

    • @reBornMiles
      @reBornMiles 4 года назад +120

      Our siblings dont look exactly the same as us, why is that? because they have varying dna. Most genes come from your ancestors, just like you may get you fathers height and your sibling may get your mothers height, that's different dna. It's simply science, if you and a sibling take a dna test the results will not be exactly the same.

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 4 года назад +65

      That’s right. I don’t look like either of my parents, but I do look like my grandmother’s sister. Genetics have unpredictable outcomes.

    • @oOoitsLana
      @oOoitsLana 4 года назад +38

      Xan Mahogany my bro and I did dna tests, we had completely different percentages of the same ethnicities. I’m not sure of the exact science behind it, but each sibling takes different traits from parents. That’s why a sibling can look more like your mom or your grandmother, rather than you looking more like your maternal grandfather or mother.

    • @hannahbenn3933
      @hannahbenn3933 4 года назад +24

      Xan Mahogany there are thousands of genes in a human being. the probability of him having the same genes as his brother (who isn’t a twin) is very slim. he could possibly have more asain and less nigerian in him, or even some other race that his brother doesn’t have.

  • @SoFreshAndSoClean17
    @SoFreshAndSoClean17 4 года назад +339

    I’m here to start the thirst party for Zainab. Lord Jesus talk about a pinnacle of beauty.

  • @jorywilliams1140
    @jorywilliams1140 4 года назад +122

    At 3:43 when pat realizes Kev’s about to roast Tahir.. he goes from a look of confusion to the most devious smile 😂😂😂

    • @18missmm
      @18missmm 4 года назад +9

      I love when he does that!! 😂😂😂

    • @salvador3828
      @salvador3828 3 года назад +15

      He made that “you like crabby patties dont you” face

    • @jamesresendiz5018
      @jamesresendiz5018 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣✌

    • @sweetheartmegz
      @sweetheartmegz Год назад

      Thanks for pointing that out, it was hilariously adorable 😂

  • @rinasweetness
    @rinasweetness 4 года назад +188

    If you're not going to announce the guest, at least put their names on their videos. A great opportunity to promote KYD in the description.

    • @MrJtYates
      @MrJtYates 4 года назад +26

      I'm currently 21 minutes in and still don't even know her first name, much less who she is or where she came from at all.

    • @newmank0217
      @newmank0217 4 года назад +1

      Yessssssaaaaa! Gosh!

    • @christchickconversations
      @christchickconversations 4 года назад +15

      Hi you're right.... They probably figure y'all know her by now. And especially since she on the next comedy show. But you're right they still should introduce guess. Not everybody watch every from the Squadd personal content

    • @Pickoffarwim
      @Pickoffarwim 4 года назад +4

      Jordan Yates I got through an hour of the video and I still don’t know who’s she is

    • @berrylamar
      @berrylamar 4 года назад +17

      Her name is Zainab Johnson... but yes they could've intro'd her in the beginning. Lol good show though

  • @juliansith7563
    @juliansith7563 4 года назад +283

    Mans tahir wrote in the description “frie vs. chips” hey Tom 😂

  • @darnellmitchell9083
    @darnellmitchell9083 4 года назад +69

    Zainab got that royalty vibe, watching easygoing jesters do their work

  • @malcolmjames6861
    @malcolmjames6861 4 года назад +92

    Zainab out here opening minds and dropping knowledge. Great episode.

    • @salvador3828
      @salvador3828 3 года назад +1

      Also Zainab?? What a fuckin name

  • @damonwilliams5197
    @damonwilliams5197 4 года назад +90

    They didn't even acknowledge how spot on kev's objection jargon was spot on!! Lmao

    • @cunnikk706
      @cunnikk706 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂it was on point tho

    • @nightangel3578
      @nightangel3578 4 года назад +2

      Fam, it was prefect.

  • @Iyellattrees2
    @Iyellattrees2 4 года назад +123

    My girlfriend and her brother took an ancestry test (same mom and dad) and their results WERE different. The places and ethnicities listed were the same but the percentages werent at all.

    • @cjclark6153
      @cjclark6153 4 года назад +10

      Pats brother mention that if you are brothers you don’t have to but if you are brother and sister you may have different.

    • @lh8956
      @lh8956 4 года назад +34

      You CANNOT claim a siblings test results, even if you have the same parents. Ethnic percentages can vary greatly. And It has nothing to do with gender.

    • @dirttowater
      @dirttowater 4 года назад +23

      Percentages are going to be different even within siblings. It's simple genetics

    • @Iyellattrees2
      @Iyellattrees2 4 года назад +16

      All the conflicting responses made me curious so i did some research. Your genes are always distributed randomly from your parents.Male or female (referring to the persons sex) brothers or sisters it will always be different. Apparently Twins even have differing DNA codes (its not much though)

  • @timlondon2156
    @timlondon2156 4 года назад +37

    When the dream spouse topic came up and the guest asked Meg if she was married I was waiting for Kev to jump in. She gave him the greenlight without even knowing it,

  • @timothymartin6252
    @timothymartin6252 4 года назад +342

    Tahir’s Ancestry is 33% black 33% red, and 33% polka dot 😂😂

    • @justright4b
      @justright4b 4 года назад +37

      🤣🤣Got damn, he was conceived on a roulette table.

    • @timothymartin6252
      @timothymartin6252 4 года назад +5

      justright4b 😂😂😂 I’m dead I ain’t even think of that. Nailed it 😂😂

    • @ellissmith23
      @ellissmith23 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @CourtneyEmon
      @CourtneyEmon 4 года назад +10

      justright4b a damn roulette table?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wajikhantv
      @wajikhantv 4 года назад +14

      1% leprechaun

  • @brandoni9599
    @brandoni9599 4 года назад +53

    Pat reminds me of when you take the mustache off Mr. Potato head.

  • @TBL3SD
    @TBL3SD 4 года назад +321

    Whoever looks at this comment can you pray that i get a into all the hbcu’s I applied to🙏🏾 Thank you NCAT 25’?

    • @missJD227
      @missJD227 4 года назад +12

      Done and Amen. Its gonna happen 🙏

    • @BKAWatts
      @BKAWatts 4 года назад +11

      Prayers Up Young!

    • @kamrenowens9411
      @kamrenowens9411 4 года назад +12

      We got you fam. Prayers is going up so Blessings can come down!

    • @DaezdnK
      @DaezdnK 4 года назад +8

      Got you!

    • @arinzeobi2227
      @arinzeobi2227 4 года назад +4

      Aggie pride

  • @pontosai7647
    @pontosai7647 4 года назад +57

    Can u guys make her a regular PLEASE!!? She is smart and very likable

    • @blankcheck31209
      @blankcheck31209 4 года назад +13

      She made it less funny for me but that’s my opinion

    • @bradley3rdgen
      @bradley3rdgen 4 года назад +1

      Moebanggga agreed!!!! I don’t need to feel like I need to take anything serious watching this. Ain’t nobody coming here for Whateverthetopicis 1101 🙄

    • @miram2053
      @miram2053 2 года назад +1

      @@bradley3rdgen not all of their audience can be vapid though lol

    • @miram2053
      @miram2053 2 года назад

      I agree!

  • @lh8956
    @lh8956 4 года назад +63

    *She’s usually right but Meg is 100% WRONG!! SIBLINGS WITH THE SAME PARENTS WILL NOT HAVE THE SAME EXACT ETHNIC PERCENTAGES. One sibling could be 55% Nigerian, 33% Sierra Leonean, and another sibling “same parents“ could be 30% Nigerian, and 0% Sierra Leonean. You cannot just claim a siblings results!! It’s so much blissful ignorance around this topic, but research it. Or take a test with your full brother or sister and see how different the results are.*

    • @corycardinal6875
      @corycardinal6875 4 года назад +4

      Your mama lying 🤣

    • @keebler91411
      @keebler91411 4 года назад +2

      How

    • @vampedkitty
      @vampedkitty 4 года назад +13

      @@keebler91411 Sperm and eggs don't carry the same equal amounts of dna, it's the reason why a couple might have kids where their hair and skin are different tones or textures

    • @h3mogoblin
      @h3mogoblin 4 года назад +3

      So technically you're right, but the siblings are still equally descended from the same people. Remember, these ancestry test actually aren't a specific genetic ethnic make up; what they do is compare your DNA with people from different regions and find similarities. So if you test 25% Igbo or something, thats not saying you're for sure a quarter Igbo, but rather that your DNA is compared to the DNA of other people with known ancestries and their is a 25% similarity.
      Also importantly, ancestry DNA tests don’t tell you where each member on your family tree lived. Instead, they tell you how much of their DNA you’ve inherited.
      That’s why siblings can get different reports from DNA ancestry services (even though they share the exact same relatives).

    • @dogantl
      @dogantl 4 года назад +1

      The only people who would be genetically the same are twins that come from the same egg.

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 4 года назад +153

    0:49 Pat says something racist to Meg every week. Can’t help himself.

    • @TheDominic1011
      @TheDominic1011 4 года назад +6

      What was racist that was said??

    • @TheHomieNess
      @TheHomieNess 4 года назад +4

      Saying megs Chinese when he dam well knows that she is Korean it’d be like saying ohh you’re just black and not Nigerian....

    • @CrowdSpectator24
      @CrowdSpectator24 4 года назад +17

      @@TheHomieNess Bad example, but I get whatchu tryna say. 😏

    • @isafarooq1721
      @isafarooq1721 4 года назад +9

      So what? It was an obvious joke and it didn't put us down in any way. Patrick's asian jokes are so inoffensive, it's ridiculous to call out when there are people who are actually anti-asian racists like big irish jay

    • @artmieseelizabeth8074
      @artmieseelizabeth8074 4 года назад +1

      lawin Why do you to think he’s racist?

  • @MsKiwi0507
    @MsKiwi0507 4 года назад +15

    This was the most mature jewel dropping squadd cast ever..much respect

  • @dominiquemartinez1425
    @dominiquemartinez1425 4 года назад +109

    Lol omg I thought Patrick really took a DNA test🤣 if they’re full blooded brothers they would have the same mix, but each sibling can have varying amounts of each ethnicity. I am 53 percent indigenous/East Asian but my sisters only said 47.5.
    Side note: I swear I thought mixing hot sauce with the chips was a Hispanic thing😂 I ONLY eat chips with my Valentina hot sauce! Sometimes I’ll add lime juice.

    • @tossmaru
      @tossmaru 4 года назад +6

      I'm glad that I found someone else that said it.

    • @dominiquemartinez1425
      @dominiquemartinez1425 4 года назад +7

      Tossmaru I honestly thought my sister and I would be the exact same since we have the same parents, but watching interviews with the geneologists behind DNA tests helped me understand the science behind why each sibling will have different numbers, even if they’re full blooded.

    • @aya9af
      @aya9af 4 года назад +4

      We grew up eating chips and hot sauce

    • @dominiquemartinez1425
      @dominiquemartinez1425 4 года назад

      Lana it’s sooo goood!

    • @melbel10333
      @melbel10333 4 года назад +3

      Lana yeah it’s not just a New York thing

  • @justelle5613
    @justelle5613 4 года назад +20

    I love my beautiful people. I pray the Lord continue to bless and protect you all. (The squad and everyone watching this) 🙏🏽

  • @fedorah8315
    @fedorah8315 4 года назад +29

    DAMNNNN ZAINAB SO FINEEEE 😍 the glow! The face! The smile! The look!

  • @JustAnotherBrotherHD
    @JustAnotherBrotherHD 4 года назад +35

    As a Brit, the whole fries and chips debate was confusing as hell to follow😭😭

  • @Gamervibes08
    @Gamervibes08 4 года назад +23

    I love Zainab’s energy and presence! I can’t to see her at KYD this week!! 🤗

  • @blazilfrazil2
    @blazilfrazil2 4 года назад +70

    Are they.....ever gonna introduce the guest? Lmao

  • @traysimpkins8476
    @traysimpkins8476 4 года назад +17

    I saw the Kev pregnant joke coming and still almost lost my job laughing so hard. The silence after took me out. LMFAO!!!

  • @norzehnitrap507
    @norzehnitrap507 4 года назад +51

    Zainab needs to be on more often. She’s great for keeping everyone closer to the topics at hand. And she can balance her humor and seriousness. That’s why I feel like this episode was more substantial than others.

  • @Bellissimma
    @Bellissimma 4 года назад +107

    This STD conversation is so problematic. Just get tested, don't self examine.

    • @Sharon-dl9vf
      @Sharon-dl9vf 4 года назад +19

      Yes, you can have an STD and show NO SYMPTOMS.

  • @ndagger8
    @ndagger8 4 года назад +29

    When he said "Goldie who?"
    You seen all they faces heard the clock.
    Hilarious!

    • @siaravanexel7833
      @siaravanexel7833 4 года назад +3

      ndagger8 like “damn we old”

    • @ndagger8
      @ndagger8 4 года назад

      @@siaravanexel7833
      It happened to me years ago.
      I've adjusted 2-3x since. Lol

  • @temiigbaroola136
    @temiigbaroola136 4 года назад +8

    I love Zainab!! She brought such intelligent conversation and her confidence! Yes!

  • @squaddfanpage1169
    @squaddfanpage1169 4 года назад +33

    this podcast is even becoming educational. i always learn so much after an episode 😭

  • @reg2157
    @reg2157 4 года назад +131

    Pat looks like he has on a permanent snapchat filter

    • @missJD227
      @missJD227 4 года назад +9

      Cuz he's always gorgeous 😍

  • @tamerilee
    @tamerilee 4 года назад +15

    Meg bringing up Tahir’s horse teeth remind me of when Doboy said the Adidas logo look like Tahir’s hoof 💀💀💀💀

  • @cr5cc
    @cr5cc 4 года назад +33

    My Nigerian king pat... and I'm glad tahir is back

  • @cr5cc
    @cr5cc 4 года назад +53

    " you had a stomachache all weekend... we can't trust what you say"

  • @JOmega2007
    @JOmega2007 4 года назад +18

    Zainab has a very majestic look about her. I think she's been here before.

  • @isiah675
    @isiah675 4 года назад +136

    tahir is right, siblings don't always have the same percentages.

    • @IBBMS
      @IBBMS 4 года назад +14

      True, but I think Meg was saying the places would be the same. Like, Pat might have expressed more white or Nigerian "genetics" in his results, but the list of countries would be the same and the percentages would be in the general vicinity of his brother's.

    • @nanastudios2045
      @nanastudios2045 4 года назад +21

      He is right, I don’t see why they don’t see his point lol just cause y’all got the same parents don’t mean the percentage is going to be the same or that you will even have the same regions of dna as dna is a random. Example one sibling may have Japanese, European, Ghana dna and the other sibling with same parents may have all that minus Ghana and have Indian dna.

    • @ChristinaQueenHeart
      @ChristinaQueenHeart 4 года назад +7

      @@IBBMS and that's not necessarily true either. You can not inherit an ethnicity, especially those that are minor.

    • @lazndora2026
      @lazndora2026 4 года назад +3

      @@nanastudios2045 meg likes acting like she knows everything

    • @restinpeacekobe987
      @restinpeacekobe987 4 года назад +1

      This is just giving where your from for siblings it would be the same

  • @jacobfitchett4484
    @jacobfitchett4484 4 года назад +35

    "are you a plant mom" times 3

  • @ericd2255
    @ericd2255 4 года назад +3

    An hour and a half of pure greatness. I always get excited when we get longer vids. Thanks guys and Zainab is beautiful!!

  • @shoujobarton7692
    @shoujobarton7692 4 года назад +20

    funny Tahir looked into Pat's future - I've been sitting here looking at Pat and Zainab and considering the possibilities...🤔🤔🥰

  • @AnalystAyi
    @AnalystAyi 4 года назад +23

    This woman is gorgeous! She gives me Melissa and Farran vibes! All y’all need to take photos together tall chocolate 🍫 women

  • @christinea.5873
    @christinea.5873 3 года назад +4

    Zainab was SUCH an amazing guest, I loved this episode. Different from the norm, but so so so interesting to listen to. Loved this!

  • @teriyaki21
    @teriyaki21 4 года назад +5

    Such a good talk about losing your dream spouse.
    I actually can't wait until Patrick experiences real love.❤ Just listen to the way Kev talks about Melissa!(: He's so in love.

  • @yousufdembele4604
    @yousufdembele4604 4 года назад +63

    That 34% white is really showing on pat's upper lips 😂😂😂

    • @dirttowater
      @dirttowater 4 года назад +4

      It's like white up top and black on the bottom. Lmao

    • @ashantimason8505
      @ashantimason8505 4 года назад +1

      I can relate to him my lips are the same way!!

  • @AngelaSkinner
    @AngelaSkinner 4 года назад +13

    I heard you Pat! "Are you a plant mom?" 😂 Bless your heart.

  • @Sujugirl23
    @Sujugirl23 4 года назад +4

    I feel like going for your dream spouse, I feel like you relying too much on someone giving you happiness. You don’t need other people to make you happy honestly. Having a dream job can open so many things

  • @Shaylahrsm
    @Shaylahrsm 4 года назад +66

    He’s literally struggling to say literally

  • @louisianaherb2803
    @louisianaherb2803 4 года назад +21

    SHE TEACHING US ALL. WHERE Y'ALL FOUND THIS QUEEN AT?

  • @yolbenycheco1086
    @yolbenycheco1086 4 года назад +22

    Pat looks so uninterested during the spouse talk😂😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 года назад +3

      He said it before 😂😂😂 "all that sound beautiful but im still not conviced."

  • @shardayb
    @shardayb 4 года назад +44

    I’m just too suspicious of these DNA/ancestry things. I feel like they are more novelty than anything.

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 4 года назад +3

      Me too! More like “for entertainment purposes”

    • @fashionista101model
      @fashionista101model 4 года назад +6

      I can see where you get that from, some do treat it as such, but for most black people I think knowing where you come from is a way to get back information that was stripped away from us during slavery.

    • @ebbypetes
      @ebbypetes 4 года назад +2

      It is and they own your dna after you take the test.

  • @cervantez_
    @cervantez_ 4 года назад +42

    if you think about it squaddcast is like great taste when they did mj vs beyoncé

    • @destinedforgreatness3030
      @destinedforgreatness3030 4 года назад +4

      Yeah it is it’s jus changed a lil but it’s the same thing they jus argue 2 points instead of like 5. Or 6 different topics

    • @thatblackkkid8471
      @thatblackkkid8471 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking about this the other day glad someone else sees it

  • @walker8722
    @walker8722 4 года назад +24

    Tahir should delete “literally” from his vocabulary 💀😂😂 it seems like a struggle every time he says it.

  • @TRAPONOMICS
    @TRAPONOMICS 4 года назад +3

    The girl with the headress looks so royal, she's so beautiful it's worth watching to see her smile

  • @kaytan8409
    @kaytan8409 4 года назад +14

    My brother used to put hot sauce on his chips ALLLL THE TIME lol it’s not just a New York thing

  • @ddotgil
    @ddotgil 4 года назад +25

    I like how Tahir change his voice for the ads 😂😂

  • @18missmm
    @18missmm 4 года назад +7

    These are literally a part of my Monday morning routine now. 😁I really appreciate these.❤️

  • @otgcheedo
    @otgcheedo 4 года назад +42

    Patrick's mustache got like that in a freak blunt accident😭

  • @Tigersniper99
    @Tigersniper99 4 года назад +24

    This was a 1 hour therapy session for Pat 😂

  • @MzBleuBunni
    @MzBleuBunni 4 года назад +20

    1. We need to talk is the worst
    2. Hella hard to select, fries top
    (dislike Pringles flavors too - original o n l y)
    3. Losing my dream spouse. If I ever find one. That's would hurt forever.

  • @kjdog102
    @kjdog102 4 года назад +64

    Tahir ad reads be 15 mins long lmao

    • @tiffanyp7670
      @tiffanyp7670 4 года назад +16

      I skip them😂

    • @kjdog102
      @kjdog102 4 года назад +10

      @@tiffanyp7670 i be tryin! i be tapping the little skip ahead 10 second joint on my phone and there he is still

    • @tiffanyp7670
      @tiffanyp7670 4 года назад

      @@kjdog102 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @melbel10333
      @melbel10333 4 года назад +1

      I know they gotta see in the analytics how much we skip lol

    • @greedy14u
      @greedy14u 4 года назад +3

      @@kjdog102 Right! Have to tap like 20x to get rid of him 😂

  • @PlantPusher
    @PlantPusher 4 года назад +3

    YES! I need more Zainab in my life! I love seeing her in more content with the squadd. Looking forward to her set Friday for Keep Your Distance.

  • @christophermm23
    @christophermm23 4 года назад +16

    I been binge watching Brooklyn 99 and saw Tahir on a season 5 episode!

    • @chi_town83fool
      @chi_town83fool 4 года назад +1

      Me too!

    • @AudioGAWD
      @AudioGAWD 4 года назад +5

      At the food truck lol
      I was like is that. ..yep, he's out there

  • @johnsmith46825
    @johnsmith46825 4 года назад +20

    Pat not acknowledging his white side is hysterical. Lol whitest Nigerian king ever

  • @PhoenixForceTravelAgency
    @PhoenixForceTravelAgency 4 года назад +3

    Maaan the absolute excitement I have for Monday mornings because of this show is real. The guest host is dope af too.

  • @GREYDE2
    @GREYDE2 4 года назад +31

    The cat litter joke was funny meg 😆

    • @ramonpeters9608
      @ramonpeters9608 4 года назад +1

      It was hilarious lol. I don't know why they played her like it was corny

    • @darkknight7545
      @darkknight7545 4 года назад

      No it wasn't...

  • @MsKiwi0507
    @MsKiwi0507 4 года назад +18

    Zainab is speaking my heart with the chips!! Lol

  • @Angielyrica
    @Angielyrica 4 года назад +3

    I hope to see her back, she reads stuff that I don't so she definitely adds a bit to the show for me

  • @bi9grizz
    @bi9grizz 4 года назад +25

    Nobody really isn't going to bring up Rally's/Checkers fries? They have the best fries over anybody.

    • @dorianfrancis2948
      @dorianfrancis2948 4 года назад

      They really don’t lol. At all. Not even top 3-5

    • @bi9grizz
      @bi9grizz 4 года назад

      @@dorianfrancis2948 must mean you eat trash fries then.

  • @maryamcher
    @maryamcher 4 года назад +3

    Zainab is such a lovely woman! She should be a guest on the show more often. Beautiful woman and a beautiful mind. Love the energy.

  • @cairolivingston2101
    @cairolivingston2101 4 года назад +8

    Yo Tahir a real one for going ghost hunting👏🏾
    Tahir really jumped in and used Titty Tape to interrupt Kev's gems lmaoooo

  • @mellymel934
    @mellymel934 4 года назад +30

    when is the "hey tom" merch coming out??

  • @MsMuffin2008
    @MsMuffin2008 4 года назад +53

    Also, actually, Meg is wrong; Pat may have different results b/c they picked up different genetic markers. ***SO PAT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS IT IS WORTHWHILE TO DO YOUR OWN ANCESTRY DNA TEST!

    • @lizzlefizzle2001
      @lizzlefizzle2001 4 года назад +9

      I be trying to tell people. Like you look different from your sibling why do people think it would be the same. Me and my sister have the same mom and dad. She is more Nigerian like my mom and I'm more Cameron like my father. But me and my mother are 91% African but my sister and dad are 90%. I just don't get thinking it would be the same when you don't look exactly the same. But even twins have slightly different precentage.

    • @banx757
      @banx757 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking EXACTLY this. Thank you.

    • @h3mogoblin
      @h3mogoblin 4 года назад +2

      So you're right, but your not "much more Cameroonian" than your sister, the test simply indicates more similarities with Cameroonian genetic markers. In fact, if you take another companies test, likelihood is you'll be a different percentage Cameroonian!
      That's because these ancestry test actually aren't a specific genetic ethnic make up; what they do is compare your DNA with people from different regions and find similarities. So if you test 25% Igbo or something, thats not saying you're for sure a quarter Igbo, but rather that your DNA is compared to the DNA of other people with known ancestries and their is a 25% similarity.
      Also importantly, ancestry DNA tests don’t tell you where each member on your family tree lived. Instead, they tell you how much of their DNA you’ve inherited.
      That’s why siblings can get different reports from DNA ancestry services (even though they share the exact same relatives).
      So you're mom is almost certainly not part Scandinavian and has no viking ancestors lol, but rather her DNA shares whatever percent with other people' DNA who were ethnically Norse....and the fact that neither your sis or you picked it up further shows how ancestry tests are pretty poor at determining who your actually ancestors were!

  • @thricegreat3643
    @thricegreat3643 4 года назад +37

    She went from 1 of 3 people to 1 of 2 people. I was waiting for her to be like f* it, everybody got herpes lol.

    • @thricegreat3643
      @thricegreat3643 4 года назад +5

      Andre Ricardo Bryant nah bruh. You can’t say just about everybody. Maybe a lot. But I feel like the people that have it would say “everybody”.

  • @AveryW.27
    @AveryW.27 4 года назад +5

    Pat: "They're adorable, they're the best... Nope don't want it." That was hilarious!!!

  • @CatarinaMangel
    @CatarinaMangel 4 года назад +1

    This was one of my fav episodes. I don't know who the guest is but I loved her, she's so knowledgeable, please have her more on the show

  • @WillieGee247
    @WillieGee247 4 года назад +34

    Damn why Ol girl keep coming for Pat🤣🤣He must have stole her bracelet ot something..Idk

    • @sirenthomas4595
      @sirenthomas4595 4 года назад +4

      ikr im like girl did he curve you...you seem upset at him lol

  • @FKA_TUCSON
    @FKA_TUCSON 4 года назад +6

    the dream job vs dream spouse question makes me wonder why ppl even have crushes on Pat, like.....you see exactly what it is

  • @MonieTooPink
    @MonieTooPink 4 года назад +6

    Omg !! That QUESO ruffle is soo fire !! Whenever I see it at the store I have to grab a couple ! It’s way better than the regular sour cream and cheddar !

  • @songbirdsongstress25
    @songbirdsongstress25 4 года назад +10

    Lets just appreciate how gorgeous Zainab is. Her skin is FLAWLESS

  • @queenandi6279
    @queenandi6279 4 года назад +22

    Pat’s facial hair is so distracting 😫😂
    Edit: hot sauce on chips is an everywhere thing 🤤🤤🔥🥵

    • @aya9af
      @aya9af 4 года назад

      It's the lighting and white background because on the Wording is Hard video bruh was looking good

  • @herbal_p
    @herbal_p 4 года назад +15

    They use to have the candy cigarettes with the fake smoke. They was really marketing towards kids making smoking look cool. My parents wouldn't let me have that candy

    • @TheBwil32
      @TheBwil32 4 года назад +2

      Those made me think I was so grown!!

  • @cairolivingston2101
    @cairolivingston2101 4 года назад +17

    “Have you ever seen a ghost in here, Kev..”
    👁👄👁
    “What? No..”
    “Ever?!”👀
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @epoithenovel3095
    @epoithenovel3095 4 года назад +2

    This the most they ever stayed on topic. Ever!

  • @Xavier-ct6pn
    @Xavier-ct6pn 4 года назад +7

    Tahir is right. Pat you will have different percentages than your brother. Think about it like scooping soup 🍲. Even if it comes from the same pot you will get different amounts of chicken, carrots, and noodles. One scoop might not have carrots at all.

  • @JUSTJENAE
    @JUSTJENAE 4 года назад +14

    Y’all please tell Tahir to stop saying littlelee (literally)😂😂😂