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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 283

  • @godatlife662
    @godatlife662 3 года назад +16

    I love this Vic lmao “SHUT UP, SIT DOWN!” Lol

  • @butchc9226
    @butchc9226 3 года назад +58

    Vic needs a Disclaimer at the beginning of every comedy skit, just for the “Shart-Gobblers” 😂

    • @steveendicott1855
      @steveendicott1855 3 года назад +1

      Actually I think its the other way around; WARNING: Shart Gobblers Might Not Understand Blatant Comedy ! Lol

    • @6789uiop
      @6789uiop 3 года назад +1

      Satire is even funnier when someone doesn't get that it's... satire.

  • @SmileyD7777
    @SmileyD7777 3 года назад +2

    Get em Vic get em

  • @lianefehrle9921
    @lianefehrle9921 3 года назад +31

    I am beginning to think that people just ain’t got no more humor in their hearts. People out there, if you don’t like this guy don’t say a thing just get off his back and fly away without saying a word. Vic is a good guy that loves his wife and that can make me laugh.

  • @thedude7077
    @thedude7077 3 года назад +30

    Screw the haters The majority of your fans such as myself love your routine you have been around long enough to know you can’t please everyone Keep up the great work

  • @imapip6313
    @imapip6313 3 года назад +7

    WELL SAID!!!!

  • @lindawillets
    @lindawillets 3 года назад +4

    Vic da 'Gaga ' Dibitetto , easing us through every day one laugh at a time !

  • @saeedscott6872
    @saeedscott6872 3 года назад +4

    Me and my wife love watching you. We all need a good laugh. Life is hard. This world we are living in is crazy. Keep up the good work.

  • @BrownBagga
    @BrownBagga 3 года назад +8

    And I thought this video was going to be about the Cow Patty Tossing Championship on ESPN 8.

  • @stefaniafuregato2208
    @stefaniafuregato2208 3 года назад +2

    Loud and clear... Good morning, 🙃

  • @luismuniz2697
    @luismuniz2697 3 года назад +1

    Very deep message and wisdom.... I agree with you...........

  • @eileenhalliwell1019
    @eileenhalliwell1019 3 года назад +2

    My hubby has a favorite saying I am calling bullshit.

  • @roiijamez33
    @roiijamez33 3 года назад +1

    Vic is the best!!

  • @christrudell7966
    @christrudell7966 3 года назад +5

    I think some people just crap on EVERYTHING Vic! Personally; I refuse to go there. Keep up the good work.😂🇨🇦

  • @CARLOGONZO
    @CARLOGONZO 3 года назад +8

    This is Super Hilarious, Vic ! Keep doing your thing, pal. That's why we like you my friend. You are the BEST.

  • @colinfox2778
    @colinfox2778 3 года назад +3

    I start every morning with coffee, cannabis, and a video from Vic. I'm so glad I can work from home now.

  • @tombroadfield703
    @tombroadfield703 3 года назад +2

    Another great video by the King Of comedy Vic DiBitetto 🇨🇦👑🇺🇸

  • @jodisacca6711
    @jodisacca6711 3 года назад +8

    I appreciate you and your content every single day. When I need to smile or laugh, sometimes I go back and rewatch some of the older videos . Someone will always be offended no matter what it is, I’m glad you don’t let what others think of you ruin your day. Thank you again for a great video, Vic. Much love from Florida ❤️

    • @paddymaluco
      @paddymaluco 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0p9o7sjjVJY/видео.html

  • @truthwarrior6919
    @truthwarrior6919 3 года назад +2

    Momos and mutants ...they are everywhere...literally bahhaq

  • @robingourde3324
    @robingourde3324 3 года назад +3

    Legging??? That would give "Footing the Bill" a whole new meaning"!

  • @thekittyhouse225
    @thekittyhouse225 3 года назад +4

    Love you Vic! Thank you for the daily content and for telling it how it is!

  • @lindajanes5698
    @lindajanes5698 Год назад

    Vic is therapeutic. He speaks the truth!!!! Laughter's the Best meds😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnyskyez
    @sunnyskyez 3 года назад

    Hell of a head nod there Vic! 🤣 I cant believe people dont understand that you provide us with a service. You make us laugh in this otherwise miserable world. Keep up the fantastic work Vic!

  • @beautydivaswithnickib9670
    @beautydivaswithnickib9670 3 года назад +5

    Good morning Vic……..I too am tired of these people who have nothing important going on in there life if they don’t like it don’t look at it

  • @garypalmer890
    @garypalmer890 3 года назад +1

    Hey Vic. you took the words “right out of my mouth “!! Couldn’t say it any better.

  • @SVJROADSTER770
    @SVJROADSTER770 3 года назад +5

    Your a comedian and in my opinion an excellent one. Don’t stop or change what your doing for the few people watching your videos with single digit IQs! Every video you put out cracks me up, except for the few serious ones,which are good also to make a point!. Keep up the good work Vic! Tons of people out there are like me and look forward everyday for your next video. Thanks for all the laughs to start my day. It really helps!

  • @christineknight7906
    @christineknight7906 3 года назад +1

    Grate ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰

  • @oldschool2447
    @oldschool2447 3 года назад +3

    Good morning from South Jersey. I know it ticks you off Vic but like they say YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID. And unfortunately this country is LOADED WITH IT.

  • @deadcrowes420
    @deadcrowes420 3 года назад

    I love your sense of humor. It's so spot on!!

  • @stevencrockett1340
    @stevencrockett1340 3 года назад +4

    VIC. IS AWESOME. PEOPLE WHO DONT GET IT. MUST HAVE PLAYED ON A SWING FACING A BRICK WALL AS A CHILD. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK VIC. I LOVE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrGoodwrench03
    @MrGoodwrench03 3 года назад +1

    Very well said vic

  • @0234J
    @0234J 3 года назад +2

    Great video man well said 👍

  • @stevedemeter5629
    @stevedemeter5629 3 года назад

    I appreciate and enjoy your free schtick. Keep em coming Vic. Love the comedy

  • @victordepaul1061
    @victordepaul1061 3 года назад +2

    I was expecting a documentary about 🐮🐮🐮cows Vic!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Have a great day!😁😁

  • @M-David-Hakoh
    @M-David-Hakoh 3 года назад +8

    It's interesting that you didn't bring this up already. You know that the movie ET had a scene redone because it had officers holding guns and oh my what will children think when they see police with guns so they air brushed it out and now they're holding radios.
    And, the reason they don't like to see a man and his wife fighting is probably they see themselves and it hurts
    Keep it up, keep the laughs coming... we love it...
    (on no I said love)

    • @kriscynical
      @kriscynical 3 года назад

      I remember that change. I think it was for the 25th anniversary DVD release that also added in some new effects on ET's face in a few scenes.
      I always thought it was stupid for them to edit out the rifles, but if I'm remembering correctly it wasn't done because "oh what will kids think about cops holding guns" but rather "why on earth are cops using RIFLES in persuit of a bunch of kids on bicycles??". That, in and of itself, makes sense as a "wtf?" thing to ask.
      I still don't think the scene needed to be altered, but even when I was a kid in the early '90s I thought that was fucking weird overkill from the cops. lol

  • @ericzalak6163
    @ericzalak6163 3 года назад +2

    Best “look” yet

    • @MarkMcNeel13
      @MarkMcNeel13 3 года назад +3

      @Eric Zalak The look is the best

  • @brettpoulson1323
    @brettpoulson1323 Год назад

    thanks Vic for nailing it every time! love your work...

  • @debbiebee5877
    @debbiebee5877 3 года назад

    I'm catching up on your videos that I missed over these past few days and I'm realizing more and more how we often have to go through life carrying a shovel. I could never understand why people who don't get you follow you in the first place if they can't deal with your humor!

  • @mfc1965
    @mfc1965 3 года назад

    I pressed "like" before I even watched this on simply because of "Bovine Defication" as a title!!! Vic, I was already laughing my ass off before the video started. THAT is comedy if the crowd is going crazy BEFORE even hearing the material!!!

  • @pf100andahalf
    @pf100andahalf 3 года назад +1

    So, Vic, I was in the drive through this morning and the guy in front of me was telling the worker, "Did you see that picture of Vic Dibitetto like he was the Yankees coach with the knife and the gun and the bottle of wine? That really offended me." So I walked up to him and gave him a black eye and took his food. So in a way you bought me breakfast this morning. Thanks Vic!

  • @MarkMcNeel13
    @MarkMcNeel13 3 года назад +1

    @Vic Dibitetto The look is hilarious

  • @JrSkinsmom
    @JrSkinsmom 3 года назад

    Vic keep doing what you do you put soo many smiles on peoples faces. let the haters hate. at least you have the balls to say what some of us are thinking. you talk about things everyone deals with on a day to day basis and you do it with style. ty for what you do keep up the amazing work.

  • @littlewhitehummingbirdofth5666
    @littlewhitehummingbirdofth5666 3 года назад

    We love you Vic! And Lucy is simply the best!

  • @frankwhite6482
    @frankwhite6482 9 месяцев назад

    Mr Vic I can't believe I just started watching your shows what you are doing is funny as hell and you bring up good points about what's going on today keep up the good work sir

  • @brianoreillycomediancartoonist
    @brianoreillycomediancartoonist 3 года назад +1

    I thought you were going to hurt your neck with the final head gesture

  • @christiangarcia262
    @christiangarcia262 3 года назад +3

    Facts! Love the vid

  • @zarrarkhan6079
    @zarrarkhan6079 3 года назад +3

    I just tweeted for the rest and their it is minutes after it got RUclips notification.. looks like Vic read my tweet.

  • @bryanwood1004
    @bryanwood1004 3 года назад +2

    The windup on the look gets me every time! Vic2024🇺🇸

  • @joerusso949
    @joerusso949 3 года назад +12

    I’m glad you don’t let that BS stop you from doing what you do so well. After a bad day at work, sometimes sitting down at home in the evening and watching one or two, of your hilarious videos, turns everything around. I’d like to thank you for that….. go Yankees!

  • @briandd27
    @briandd27 3 года назад

    I love your videos Vic. I especially love that you take the time out of your day to like or reply to your fans comments.

  • @teknykill
    @teknykill 3 года назад +1

    They need a cause Vic!!!!!

  • @brock8128
    @brock8128 3 года назад

    "What comes next, leggings". Literally laughed coffee outta my nose and it burned me!!! Vic you are to funny my friend. Where do I send the lawsuit papers for a burnt nose .. lmao 🤣

  • @johnnashmy1435
    @johnnashmy1435 3 года назад

    Vic, not for nothing, you have to stop holding back the way you feel.
    Another right on the money video, you're the best !!!!

  • @aldonova9974
    @aldonova9974 3 года назад +6

    Thanks,Vic!! Forget those fart-gobblers. They wouldn't know comedy if it bit them. We (normal) all love what you do!😳😎✌🇺🇸💪

  • @annwojcik5566
    @annwojcik5566 3 года назад +5

    Now a days you have to watch everything you do or say because people take it the wrong way. Some people are too serious and don't have a sense of humor
    The world needs to laugh more, especially with everything that is happening in the world today. 😊❤

  • @frankdielsi306
    @frankdielsi306 2 года назад

    you are addictive i.ve been watching for an houe and laughing like crazy!!!!!

  • @revelatorising
    @revelatorising 3 года назад +1

    Hey Vic, your work ethic is to be applauded 👏 a skit to start my day with a cup of coffee - much appreciated 😀 now, that is what makes me laugh 😆

  • @joeyd6702
    @joeyd6702 3 года назад

    You're the best Vic keep up the great work🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @northeastrailwayproductions
    @northeastrailwayproductions 3 года назад

    Imagine just sitting in a parking lot and you don't know Vic, you turn to your right and see some guy yelling and freaking out at his dashboard 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SierraBravo347
    @SierraBravo347 3 года назад +1

    I've reached an age where I don't GAF who I offend....something can offend you only if you ALLOW it to. I speak How, What, When and Where I want, and if they Don't like it, then they are Free to NOT LISTEN! Keep Doing You, Vic. Being Ourselves is all we can do...👍🏻

  • @joannalamb4542
    @joannalamb4542 3 года назад

    I have loved every video I watched of you.
    Keep up the great work you do!!!!

  • @Steelj87
    @Steelj87 3 года назад

    Freaking love this guy 😆👍🏾💚

  • @MrXiphoid1
    @MrXiphoid1 3 года назад +17

    Vic, some artists dabble in paint. For others it’s stone or clay. Some artists play music or sing or dance. But we all know the greatest artists are the ones whose medium is BULLSHIT.

  • @DragonEyeOfficial
    @DragonEyeOfficial 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha man, your awesome!
    Hello from Québec 👌

  • @MrGMawson2438
    @MrGMawson2438 3 года назад +1

    I'm offended 😂

  • @parkermoes5281
    @parkermoes5281 3 года назад +2

    Love this one Vic! People nowadays are way too PC and sensitive!

  • @payanyprice4710
    @payanyprice4710 3 года назад

    Holy $hit!! Over a decade, that's impressive, Keep 'em comin' Vic. 😊👂💪✊🍻

  • @tecngrad1988
    @tecngrad1988 3 года назад

    2:07 The way he said it so hilarious what a way to roast the Karens this guy always makes my day

  • @larrypellosmaa7929
    @larrypellosmaa7929 3 года назад

    Well Vic at least that small percentage of people is a source of new material for you. Keep up the good work and keep us smiling....

  • @jimlynch6314
    @jimlynch6314 3 года назад

    Vic u speak the truth. Our civilization is way to sensitive. Keep doing what u your doing .

  • @sunglassesguys
    @sunglassesguys Год назад

    I found you in during the pandemic 😷. You have been successfully delivering laughs to my whole family and friends. People who don’t understand your quality unmatched greatest of all time content! THAT’S WHAT TICKS ME OFF 😑

  • @pamnewman8392
    @pamnewman8392 3 года назад +1

    OMG you are so correct! The hypocrisy and 🐂💩is beyond belief. I think these people come from a background of a very sheltered upbringing with no sense of humor infused. Just a theory, I’m trying to make sense of it all. Love you!

  • @louscala4105
    @louscala4105 3 года назад

    Good for you Vic keep it going

  • @Kyle-xt6dq
    @Kyle-xt6dq 3 года назад +5

    I'm offended that you're not offended by the fact that people are offended.

  • @Jpudgy5
    @Jpudgy5 3 года назад

    OMG! you crack me up! The world is still flat, right? 😂😂😂

  • @alangutierrez3299
    @alangutierrez3299 3 года назад

    Love your work Vic.

  • @charlessiciliano1266
    @charlessiciliano1266 3 года назад

    Sane people have become troll magnets. I like the way you turn it around & use it as fuel...

  • @ahkiv6127
    @ahkiv6127 3 года назад

    Excellent, Vic!

  • @allenscamaro2816
    @allenscamaro2816 Год назад

    We love you Vic

  • @Njfishingmaniac
    @Njfishingmaniac 3 года назад +3

    People are so fucked up Victus good video my man 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼your the best ! You got my support everyday ! Love the head snap man one of best parts lol

  • @serialced
    @serialced 3 года назад

    I havent once been offended by one of these vids in years, keep it going Vic

  • @charlesdignam780
    @charlesdignam780 2 года назад

    Vic, I love your work. ❤

  • @ladybug9627
    @ladybug9627 3 года назад

    Vic you make my coffee oh soooo sweet & funny ❤️

  • @LFMotorhead
    @LFMotorhead 3 года назад +1

    My dad always said if he ran for mayor, his campaign slogan would be “This Is Bullshit”

  • @steveendicott1855
    @steveendicott1855 3 года назад

    Keep it up Vic,let the Mo Mos spew their vitriol. We know you're the best bar none!!

  • @tomgiovenco4902
    @tomgiovenco4902 3 года назад

    Looking forward to seeing you perform at the Hard Rock Atlantic City in October..I'll be in the 5th row..wrapped in Saran Wrap..lololololol
    Keep up the good work buddy. Love it all.

  • @johnvannest7425
    @johnvannest7425 2 года назад

    I support you Vic! John Van Nest Winnipeg, MB. CA

  • @gillgetter3004
    @gillgetter3004 3 года назад

    Keep doin what your doin, it’s funny as hell! 😂

  • @joanofarc9438
    @joanofarc9438 3 года назад +2

    Oh the offended crowd.Wa wa wa.

  • @mikeogden5256
    @mikeogden5256 3 года назад +3

    Good Morning Vic 🤪

  • @writerbill1
    @writerbill1 3 года назад

    "...And that would be offensive to people who are afraid of the dark and mute." Too funny! 😂😂 ...You can't please these idiots 🤦‍♂️

  • @davidjvieira1656
    @davidjvieira1656 3 года назад

    Get em VIc!!

  • @korolmeister6710
    @korolmeister6710 3 года назад +1

    Mornin vic

  • @2010Detrich
    @2010Detrich 3 года назад +1

    Those delusional shart gobblers though.

  • @RealJackHQ
    @RealJackHQ 3 года назад

    “Brought back bad memories” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What wacko bullshit indeed.

  • @cynthiabrent6479
    @cynthiabrent6479 3 года назад

    I'm feeling ya, Vic. No need to go on.
    When it comes to some folks: Stupid is as stupid does. WHAT?!

  • @hamilrustam3048
    @hamilrustam3048 Год назад

    You go Vic

  • @thomaspallante9166
    @thomaspallante9166 3 года назад

    Vic you are awesome!!! Shart gobblers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ferbs54
    @ferbs54 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes, Vic, the old maxims put it best: F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke!

  • @6789uiop
    @6789uiop 3 года назад +1

    Time to review some Carlin;
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."