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[@leszas872]

"I'll teach you how to drive."
Parappa: *"step on the GAGAGAGAGAGAS BREBREBREBREAK"*
"Wow! I have nothing else to teach you! AAAHHH!"

[@Windows-nt9ts]

Vinicity LMAO!

[@bobuxman1434]

AI BELIV AI CAN FLAI

[@JarekTEK]

MY DUDE JUST FLEW AWAY

[@Lalaloopsies_United]

@@JarekTEK me when I ascend to heaven

[@RiceSolid]

“Step on the right step on the left

[@danielt.miranda2107]

Parappa: *Gets seizure during rapping*
Game: _U rappin’ COOL !_

[@hizmi1986]

So true

[@mardene7895]

@@prestondave9944 yeah especially on the 4th stage

[@SigmaAlphaRizzler_Skateboard]

PaRappa: *yay*

[@TuxerTuxar]

L
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[@Superanimation709Samerys]

Parappa: I ate Sugar

[@korbaman]

Parappa: has a stroke
Teachers: You won idc anymore

[@spongyafiu2138]

Ascension

[@debbiecarter8349]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[@protection1609]

KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-PUN-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-CHO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLO-BLOCK

[@t.487]

Parappa.rap has stoped working

[@peeeeeerx]

Protection 40th like

[@lvmls]

+TyloniumTV Lol Im dying!

[@jatbmemetime3748]

Lol😼

[@payaso8658]

Kiiii ki ki ki ki ki blo pun pun blo

[@rayasrae1046]

parappa desperately chasing a toilet on rails while speaking complete gibberish is somehow absolutely hilarious to me

[@saccorhytus]

I haven’t watched the video yet and this sound awesome

[@indigo2go]

Thank you! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@ShadowNinetales]

I laughed when I saw that scene, and then I laughed again as I imagined someone seeing it with absolutely no context whatsoever. And then I eventually laughed a third time from how absurdly long it goes on for.

[@smartflopper]

11:33

[@prokayyy]

I N T H E R A I N O R I N T H E S N O W

[@fuzzfacesys]

*_g o t t o g o t t h e f u n k y f l o w_*

[@iwannago2dabeach]

G O T T H E F U C K I N G F L O W

[@peachy3.145]

T H E S K U N K O F H A I R W I L L B R I N G Y O U L U C K

[@kingpeedorah]

*I w i l l t r y t o s t e a l a c a t l i k e t h i s*

[@AppL12334]

*i w i l l t r y t o s e l l m o n e y m o n e y m o n e y*

[@classymarowak7001]

i must wonder what the teachers were seeing from their point of view while Parappa's in "Cool Mode" in the toliet song.
cause you can hear each one echoing in the background.

[@makkypak415]

an anthropomorphic puppy on the ground, spazzing and screeching "KKICKIKIKCICKICCIKC CRACKRSAKCKRACKARCRACK"

[@xanderw7930]

A GAME THEORY

[@elpilloboggia4851]

Just how guru says :
*Create your own groove*

[@TheBonkleFox]

This is like chinese before chinese.

[@top8316]

@@TheBonkleFox hbf do hygrometer

[@Skaetbull]

I’ve never seen someone so desperate to go to the bathroom they begin to hallucinate and start rambling

[@aymor_official]

Cool Cutcene's
0:25 Onio San
3:30 Deer?
5:40 Shop Lizard
8:19 Cooking Chicken
11:05 Toilet
14:49 Spider Rapper

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

Lizard is a frog

[@aAa-iv6dg]

And the driving instructor is a moose, moosalina 😭😭😭

[@uh3610]

actual names:
1. Chop Chop Master Onion.
2. Instructor Mooselini.
3. Prince Fleaswallow.
4. Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken.

[@caramelo_anima]

​@@uh3610also the man from stage 6 is called MC King Kong Mushi

[@adrianmujica1364]

IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNO IN THE RAIN OR IN THE SNO IN THE RAIN OR IN THR SNO

[@AdieuAlle]

got that funky flow-

[@mostrico0728]

MONI MONI IS ALL YOU NEED MONI MONI IS ALL YOU NEED MONI MONI IS ALL YOU NEED

[@peachy3.145]

THIS SKUNK OF HAIR WILL BRING YOU LUCK

[@AceTechn0]

I CAN SELL A CAP LIKE THI I CAN SELL A CAP LIKE THI I CAN SELL A CAP LIKE THI I CAN SELL A CAP LIKE THI

[@princemino1082]

*TOILET ON THE DID CHECK TOILET ON THE DID CHECK TOILET ON THE DID CHECK TOILET ON THE DID CHECK TOILET ON THE DID CHECK*

[@fourthhorsemendeath218]

Hey look Parappa knows how I play 2D fighting games

[@ghosty3494]

N i c e

[@AsteriSaikonoFox]

He knows, how you play 2D fightings but somehow it's winning strategy

[@shockwave3864]

This is the ultimate RUclips video

[@imgoingINferal]

Alternate title: parappa going insane for 20 minutes straight

[@Aggro_Super.]

11:05 dude my guy parappa summoned a whole new realm with only rapping hes a god

[@estrogwen]

that level 6 telepathic rapping

[@EL1XX3R]

6:00 SKUNK O HARE WILL BRING U LUCK SKUNK O HARE WILL BRING YOU LUCK SKUNK O HARE WILL BRING YOU LUCK

[@meaftertacobellhahahahhahahah]

Masters: *damn this guys good*
Parappa: *intense body folding*

[@lee-nd4bb]

11:12 Paparappa unlocking the 100th dimension

[@arturoayala1004]

14:01 this is my favorite cool mode of the raps...

[@mskl4199]

9:04: How to basics be like

[@loudboyslive9112]

Me: can I have the lvl 100 weapon even tho I’m lvl 20-
The shopkeeper ingame: 6:16

[@tjdurant149]

Imagine walking outside in this town and you see a dog driving a car with no hood or roof or doors and he's talking about "step on the gas step on the ga ga gas" I'd be in the fetal position so fast...

[@acidicali7776]

13:28 HES HUFFING AND PUFFING LIKE HES GOING INTO LABOR!

[@damiannav-bn9er]

Bro wut

[@BlueDomnio777]

15:05 Hes so good at rapping that he doesnt even need to open his mouth

[@felipedeoliveiraleite8626]

*U got the fckng flow* 13:11

[@richardsmith2370]

Oooooooooooooooooo

[@Epicality2032]

He says funky flow

[@junglejuicejuno]

Stage: 5
The others must be utterly confused by him
He’s probably having a seizure

[@poxocrox]

Parappa, you are the best student I ever had.
*Pushes random buttons*

[@rabbyd542]

I remember figuring this out as a kid and I was ecstatic.

[@M0T0RDETH]

Sunny is my life she's like I godda believe you were like I godda believe do what I must eggs and eggs u u u u u come on I godda do what ettza atrzza

[@marivicespinosa5860]

bro sent the driving instructor to heaven by driving good

[@lukauka7829]

So you just spam buttons and you get cool mode?

[@toweldino5014]

thedefenitionofdank Not really. Since you got to follow the rhythm also

[@AhtNFG]

There’s a pattern you have to follow to get cool

[@JZdaG04T]

me realizing he's saying straight gibberish *takes out cd*

[@mikebliss3153]

I like how this got progressively funnier and more absurd with each song.

[@hardclaps121]

"Watch I'm great at karate" 0:33

[@totalcoolgaming5247]

Who knew you have to put a cake 60 times in the oven?

[@BKLongChicken]

PaRappa:has a seizure
Chop Chop Dojo master:I'm so proud of you.

[@hatkidsoldtheirsoul7850]

"He has such a way with words"
TurTurTurTurTurTurTurTur

[@WrathofDash]

Ah yes ... now I remember why my cakes weren't turning out well...

[@KitPuffyy]

Parappa: *has a stroke while driving*
mooselini: yea, you can drive
*proceeds to fly*

[@contaalternativa2596]

Parappa: Step on the brakesbrakes-gasgasgas-right-turn-to-check-brakesbrakesbrakesbrakes-gasgas-right
Mooselini: Thats some mad driving skills

[@yoboitrae6714]

3:50 step on the steright

[@bree_2524]

dang parappa be speaking facts

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Dog Kid: *Has A Seizure!*
Everyone: This Kid Is Fire!

[@troywright359]

Would have been interesting to see what they say when they return if you mess up cool, and what each person says in the line if you get to cool on each of them

[@sasukeuchiha8648]

6:50 Me when I become a billionaire

[@1p9v]

Cake: **on the counter**
Parappa: CRA CRA CRA CRA CRA N EGG NTO THE BOWL

[@duncangibson945]

4:11 parappas car broke down

[@8lueOFF]

He stepped on the gas too hard

[@donnygamer4125]

11:10 the "kickpunchturnchopdoor" hits hard

[@whateverguy9204]

Eminem been pretty silent since this dropped...

[@kathrynkeesecker5905]

parappa: ablskthekgtjsvtcsyctjshe
teachers: wow hes so cool

[@SHIBEKAIWASHERE]

Parappa:*having a stroke*
Everyone else: *THIS IS FINE*

[@sdalida116]

Master Onion: Im gonna lose money with students like you!
Parappa:Blocblocbloclbooclboclbclbolcolbocbloclboclobclbcloblcbcolcbolopuncpuncpunpcunpcunpcunpcunpcunpcupncupnucpnucpucpnucpnucpunpcnupcunpcunpcuncuncpuphchopchopcohpchopchocphocphocphocpohcpohcpohcpohcohpcohpchopchocphocphocphoc

[@guinhoyoutube8417]

15:53 good rap

[@Sapphire_Hazel]

11:07 this is how Parappa become drunk seeing Toilets in a rainbow road.

[@mcintosh8414]

LSD

[@owenh5957]

Chicken:crack the egg into the bowl. Parappa:crack egg i-into bowl i-i-in t-t-to b-b-bowl

[@pugtheweirdo5188]

I just that little scream thing that Mooselini does when flies

[@Drosmaxd]

parappa convulses:
the game:
u rapping COOL

[@pgrplayz9275]

KI KI KI KI CHO CHO CHO BLO BLO BLO BLO PUN PUN PUN PUN
"Parrapa, I'm so proud of you."

[@SharkyDino]

C R A C K C R A K C R A K I N T O B A L L

[@wargulf]

Thanks a lot man! your video helped me get the Platinum trophy!

[@williammurderface2377]

15:28 pizza gate

[@yespeare4771]

1:07 me when a Male a funny meme

[@dianawilkins7398]

I'm not suprised how many subs you have your so famous

[@natalius.]

POV: your cat steps on your controller because there was leftover catnip

[@latinus3475]

Master onion: Ima lose money
Also him: *DESRORY WHOLE BUILDILG BUT THE FLOOR AND STUDENTS*

[@TheScoobyRawShow]

11:05 i literally never knew this Cool extended dream level existed which seemed longer than the original

[@Weedsm0kr79]

“I finna loose money with student like you” 😭

[@peppers7222]

Top 10 Rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss:

[@miker1014]

In the rain or in the crack

[@jadegentry607]

The cake lady would always fail me every time

[@GoosefieldYT]

How to beat anything involving rapping:
*overlap your words*

[@the_zakster1]

back when video game news actually made good content

[@Poisontoon]

Dog kid: *Has a literal seizure*
Everyone: “Hey this is fire”

[@felipedeoliveiraleite8626]

*Dog kid*

[@memes5828]

*PaRappa*

[@Yawnford]

*Family thought we had a Chicken in our house, but it was just me laughing so much at the comments more than the video itself*

[@goldencake4868]

Onion: Kick!
Parrapa: KIKIKIKIKIKKKKIKIKCKKIKCIC

[@TuxerTuxar]

His name is PaRappa

[@arjoy0]

“I have nothing else to teach you no more!”
**Proceeds to scream in pain while descending to the skies**

[@jesusrayas8579]

Rated R

[@monk0113]

*Ascending

[@biguglybucker]

descending is correct because while she is technically ascending, she is actually descending to the third realm

[@expressience]

@@biguglybucker what

[@fran5678can]

aah, aah aaaaah!!

[@csgaming-more66]

Breaking news: A rapper destroyed the whole town by driving!
Now let's see what the victim has to say.
Mooselini: I flew with the roof in the air!
Let's see what the rapper has to say
Parappa: leftbreakrightrightgasleftbreakright

[@gachaking8407]

And let's ask the other ones
All:kickcrackeggrecivem.i.xflourblock

[@fuitbythefoot]

CJ boi i actually laughed at this

[@jev1x536]

You had me laughing

[@Kayshaneil]

Parappa:KI-PUN-PUT DA CA-CAKE-CA-CA-INNN DA-DA RAIN OR IN DA sNoWwW
Me:...wat...T^T...w-wat u saying

[@gone_blank]

You okay parappa?

[@dominothekd]

How to rap:
KICKKICKKICKKICKPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHCHOPCHOPCHOPBLOCKBLOCK

[@peter123boi6]

Lokito Animations lol

[@greenfierygamin]

Kikikikkikikkkikiikiiiiiiiikkikkkkiikkkkkkkkkiikikikiiik btw that's a blue! Cat

[@tishagaming9729]

LOL

[@Johnny_Franco-12_Scratch]

Man, you so Good! I gonna lose money with students like you! ATCHOO! HATA! HOO!!!
From the Parappa the Rapper wiki

[@AmazingAutist]

Onion-san has literally become one with the Japanese sunset.

[@chaifirush]

AwesomeSpider4 *ONION-SAN INTENSIFIES*

[@Pr0tal]

Rising sun*

[@triborg7919]

AwesomeSpider4 *onion-sama

[@leoluster3027]

His name is chop chop master onion You unbuttered frying pan

[@canofcashews9916]

@@leoluster3027 San means mister

[@just-fine7900]

Game: game
You: perfect button press
Game: *no you missed them all*
You: mash buttons
Game: *Ill allow it*

[@ItsYaBoySnowbounder]

Lol

[@khalypsodefaye6827]

sooooooo true ....

[@nph10]

I think they used a cheat code

[@BEN_DOVERCERTIFIED]

This is not a rhythm game at this point
It’s a fucking seizure trigger

[@dadatheartist-pt4th]

Game:I'll reward it

[@amandageistwhite5694]

Parappa: starts screaming random words every millisecond\
Everyone: "woah your way to cool for me!!!"

[@Prettyc00lhuh_]

lmao

[@redhot10-u2f]

“You’re too wicked for me”
*proceeds to teleport to the shadow realm*

[@leakdeo]

he’s “hibernating”

[@undertrashsans1469]

MoneyIsAllYouNeedMoneyIsAllYouNeedMoneyMoney

[@milkthebottle7230]

@@undertrashsans1469 Intherainorinthesnow

[@kingpeedorah]

THE SKUNK O- HERE WILL GIVE LUCK

[@Sapphire_Hazel]

@@milkthebottle7230 gotthefunkyflow

[@nutellapancakes3244]

Cake Recipe:
9 cups of flour
960 Eggs
5 Sticks of butter
500 pounds of sugar
Mix ingredients together.
Put the cake into the oven 32 times.
Serves 2

[@gasparzone_eltipoquecomenta]

And 100 tons of crack

[@Weirdperson9780]

now you have a death wish

[@harrismuqmeen0102]

What does this have to do with the video

[@nutellapancakes3244]

@@harrismuqmeen0102 1. why are you replying to my 2 year old comment
2. the chicken baking a cake part..?

[@Weirdperson9780]

@@nutellapancakes3244 the question is why do you have to put a cake in the oven 32 times to bake it is it colder than ice?

[@foxjesus4411]

The key to baking a good cake is putting it in the oven 32 times.

[@Beta-TheJ]

"Butte-Butte-Butte- Join Bowl Crakc Crakc Egg put cake in oven for a whi- all we gotta do is MIXflowerintobowl"
-Parappa

[@thesupergamer4190]

32 layer cake

[@GGamerLiam]

Did you count?

[@zellmyzraelgigante4496]

@@GGamerLiam he too much put cake into oven that he made Matilda chocolate cake

[@randomstuffprod.]

That's a good analogy for the whole scoring system of this game, honestly.

[@DiebeNacht]

so why does the game let you win by spamming instead of actually hitting on beat?

[@Vi3Voide]

or guru saying:you must create your own groove

[@DiebeNacht]

yea, but whenever I actually get to "cool" rating I freestyle kinda like this for a while then it kicks me back to "good"

[@abicto]

diebenacht to stay in the cool mode only remember the bar of the good mode And make the same thing

[@digiprez77]

So I used to play this game (the original) a lot when it was new and I was in college. I could never stay in cool mode for long. I just couldn't figure it out. Well, one time I was at a party, and I ate some boomers, and they had this game on. They were weak as hell. I took a turn, and I was playing really well, and on stage six I went immediately into cool like this and somehow stayed there for the whole stage. It was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. I felt like I was just knew the pattern. I always thought my score was 6000 something at the end. I was never able to repeat it. This video validates my memory 100%. I could never find any evidence of anyone getting close to 6000 points by any method, but now I have it.

[@jaythan.221]

digiprez77 You just gotta believe.

[@Duvmasta]

digiprez77 cool story bro

[@flup1303]

You ate them?!

[@AceTechn0]

You ate some BOOMERS?!

[@DucksRequiem]

*Ultra instint Activated*

[@CircleFly]

11:07 - When you've been holding it in for hours, you start hallucinating and reality just breaks down.

[@paper2222]

CircleFly parappa makes no sense anyways

[@Tabby3456]

ate some taco bell, and has to what in a long ass line.

[@solid_soap9132]

W H A T

[@brunonishiyama5162]

@@paper2222 g

[@chloerogers8841]

Ya know when you rub your eyes and ya see things? That's what it's like

[@Green-Midotatchi]

Do you ever wander if the devs look back on this and wonder what they have created?

[@MoonsideResident]

I would hope they do, lol. This is just strange.

[@dagameron]

Wonder*

[@andylatino]

Probably yes, and they should be so damn proud, because this is great!

[@BEN_DOVERCERTIFIED]

@@MoonsideResident ikr

[@galak-two-ya]

ESPECIALLY with Um Jammer Lammy.

[@biglunch9258]

Still better than Lil pump

[@kinggoldcatter9932]

THAT ONE FAT GUY all rappers *

[@jbrlw]

Sup brother

[@biglunch9258]

@@jbrlw nani!?

[@PrepLmmiun]

Better than cardi b

[@AppL12334]

@@PrepLmmiun way better

[@jrperry1611]

Master onion: “I’m gonna lose money with students like you!”
Also Master onion: * breaks his dojo anyways so he just loses more money *

[@winnusminnicus]

Thats why he said that

[@AsteriSaikonoFox]

He just ascended to Heaven so he don't need any money

[@andylatino]

@@AsteriSaikonoFox no he didn't, later in Um Jammer Lammy he was complaining about losing his dojo

[@laritzalopez5716]

@@andylatino cool mode is cannon😳

[@friedcelery8437]

*STEP ON THE G-GA-GA-GAS-GA-STEP ON THE BR-BRAKE-BRAKES-BRAKES-BRAKES-BRAKES-LEFT-STEP ON THE G-GA-GA-GAS-STEP ON THE BR-BRAKE-BRAKES-LEFT-LEFT-LEFT-RIGHT-RIGHT-BRA-BRA-BRAKES-GA-GA-GA-GAS-STEP ON THE-GA-GA-GAS-BRA-BRAKE-BRAKES-*
Parappathe_rapper.exe has stopped working.

[@shokobab5803]

I like this new Initial D music.

[@paulfraatz7320]

*iwantparappatosteponme*

[@Tyler-ux2et]

14:40
His mouth isn’t moving...
The whole time...
I can’t believe...
HE WAS LIP SYNCING?!

[@aylinaxelsanchez1598]

:0!!

[@leakdeo]

:0000

[@painlyzpaper0823]

:0

[@PikachuYoshiPines164]

He’s so good at rapping he doesn’t need to move his mouth.

[@中村雅樹なかまさ]

:o

[@kylie9944]

So, just mash buttons over and over to get to cool?

[@tracyblanchard7663]

More like mash to the beat with the intended button at that moment, but yes. That's the most reliable way, at least.

[@cornflakes2490]

Try to land on the dots. And try to not deviate too much from the pattern. Cool is entirely random though.

[@CarolinaLopez-hg4qo]

You Need to avoid the stars

[@comradesupernaut4809]

Chløe don't you miss them days?

[@leoluster3027]

@@CarolinaLopez-hg4qo
The stars are just quarter notes

[@scottpilgrimpwns]

How to be cool 101: STEP ON THE LEFT- LEFT- BRE- BRE- BREAKS BREAKS- LEFT LEFT LEFT- GA- GA- GAS, STEP ON THE - LEFT, STEP ON THE- STEP ON THE- STEP ON THE GA- GA- GAS

[@ThisismineIguess]

Adventures in the development of Schizophrenia

[@sheeloesreallycool]

ThisismineIguess heh

[@afatamerican804]

And Lsd

[@ShadowNinetales]

Looks more like ultra-tourettes

[@SonicSammich]

One time, I was in the cool mode of stage 6, and I got Parappa to say "I gotta beat Sunny"

[@PikachuYoshiPines164]

I played this and got to Cool mode on stage six and I somehow made him say “I’m gonna break Sunny’s feet”

[@toestedd]

I played this and got to Cool mode on stage six and I somehow made him say “I’m gonna break Sunny’s feet”

[@joshuajackson8120]

@@toestedd copy moment

[@awsumchanel8600]

I played this and got to Cool mode on stage six and I somehow made him say "I'm gonna break Sunny's feet"

[@adea5048]

"Sunny is my love she is like the pee"

[@M0T0RDETH]

Is parappa high in the full tank stage

[@alanchejolan8299]

Kind of....

[@randomcommenter7900]

Damn, what did he put in that cheap cheap cake?

[@tensixtyoclock]

@@randomcommenter7900 Crack Crack Crack joins the bowl!

[@il-dottore]

@@randomcommenter7900 I mean it’s made of seafood and he left it out overnight, god knows what’s in it

[@yikes2695]

Cra-cra-crack joins the bowl

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Drug cake? 🤔

[@ShadowNinetales]

@@Speed_Zamaa That would explain...the entire setting of this game, come to think of it.

[@ninjawolfx]

i love how when he's on the stage his mouth isn't even opening XD

[@ninjawolfx]

Ah yes, 4 years ago.

[@sazaad129]

@@ninjawolfx Still golden content lmao

[@peachy3.145]

15:16 "sunny my life she like I gotta"

[@bbjr0617]

BRUH LOL

[@lazarbeem4837]

R/ihadastroke

[@sainthades5738]

😂

[@R0TT1NG-D1N0]

Parappa: *has a literal seizure*
Everyone: I don’t need to teach you! You’re doing good, just do this by yourself