Newsboyz - Zach Will Burn in Hell Forever

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @timgels7273
    @timgels7273 4 года назад +265

    zach took the sadness of the ppl and made them hate him, what a good guy

    • @arctoons7500
      @arctoons7500 4 года назад +31

      a common enemy to laser focus their grief. He gave them the outlet they didn't know they needed

    • @blaketurner7989
      @blaketurner7989 3 года назад +10

      the power of a scape goat, he's truly a hero

  • @MrDowntemp0
    @MrDowntemp0 4 года назад +360

    That was dark, but it was darker for the blind kid

    • @ConeJellos
      @ConeJellos 4 года назад +13

      Oh damn it I made the same joke before I saw yours. Now everyone will know I'm a hack.

    • @rastarusso7502
      @rastarusso7502 4 года назад +2

      Double points for that perfect pun!

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 4 года назад +8

      I can't see what you did there.

    • @Gr33nbayfreak187
      @Gr33nbayfreak187 4 года назад

      @@encycl07pedia- nice 👍

    • @cocoavelour800
      @cocoavelour800 2 года назад +1

      Typing lol is an insult because this literally made me laugh out loud.

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf5475 4 года назад +335

    I can't believe Sam fell down the stairs again

  • @mikewatkinson1996
    @mikewatkinson1996 4 года назад +301

    Kudos to Zach for telling this story. That's a memory I would have just heavily suppressed.

    • @heroclix0rz
      @heroclix0rz 4 года назад +15

      He probably would have if he hadn't found Trevor.

    • @OfficialWKUK
      @OfficialWKUK  4 года назад +39

      @@user-nh1og5hy1u Uhhhhh.... That's not how that story goes at all.

    • @lokidontreal7066
      @lokidontreal7066 4 года назад +22

      @@OfficialWKUK Oh Shit. WKUK. I swear I think I'm the only black kid that watched you in high school.
      I put A whole black community on y'all. LOL
      SIDENOTE CAN YOU SPEAK ON SOME OF THE CLASSIC SKETCHES. LMAO NO OFFENSE

    • @MrSmith-rk4jq
      @MrSmith-rk4jq 4 года назад +24

      @@lokidontreal7066 can you please return the lawnmower

    • @rastarusso7502
      @rastarusso7502 4 года назад +12

      @@MrSmith-rk4jq ya know he ain't even got that shit no more...

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 4 года назад +197

    Im just going to throw this out there. Ive lost my best friend. Probably one of the hardest things in my life. But thats something that im going to get over. Zach's type of cringe moment is way worse. That shit is haunting. Thanks for the story.

    • @lupomagnotto8306
      @lupomagnotto8306 4 года назад +6

      I hope you’re doing better my friend... I lost my mom in a car accident I was in the car as well we were hit head on. We’re gonna be A-okay 👌❤️🤝

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 3 месяца назад

      @@lupomagnotto8306where you driving?

  • @aleiruz911
    @aleiruz911 4 года назад +82

    I think its worse that 100+ people didn't shout at this kid not to walk right into a tree. They handed that to you Zach.

  • @y9y-f9q
    @y9y-f9q 4 года назад +118

    "I forgot how dark that was." -Me, after showing my gf WKUK

  • @Nope2479
    @Nope2479 4 года назад +28

    I love their skits but I also love how close they are still as friends. So many comedy troupes are just done with each other and hate reunions.

  • @123612100
    @123612100 4 года назад +93

    They rag on Timmy all the time for being a dork but the other guys seem to have had a way dorkier life

    • @blaizec3485
      @blaizec3485 3 года назад +7

      i was thinking the same, arnt they all dorks really, and isnt that part of whats so funny about them? idk im just glad to see content again

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland 3 года назад +8

      @@blaizec3485 I had a friend group like this growing up (still do, just not as tight)-- a bunch of dorks will still pick on the /apparently/ dorkiest of their own. Kids love pecking orders. I was the fat kid and before ugly duckling 2nd puberty I was almost certainly the goofier looking of them, the goofiest sounding, so I got the most pecks.
      WKUK deals in mocking and celebrating that kind of juvenile mindset, so it kinda tracks that Timmy would catch the most ridicule, being the chunkiest, having the most youthful features between his big doe eyes and his somewhat rabbity teeth.
      He's secretly among the coolest of them, but he knows he doesn't look it and he just rolls with it for the lulz

    • @blaizec3485
      @blaizec3485 3 года назад +6

      @@AlystrZelland yea when I see the RUclips content more of their dynamic comes out and timmy feels like the backbone that connects everyone else. Sad about trevor too man, guy had so much energy

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland 3 года назад +5

      @@blaizec3485 that's why I'm here, brother. The hard times will pass

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam Год назад +6

    I love how Zach goes on telling his story and Trevor stated, "Yeah, I followed you guys." Lmao ❤ Then Zach proceeded to go on, "I'm still on stage. This is so weird." 😂😂 But Trevor's reactions are priceless. 5:32 This is why I know they connect so well. Their sense of humor is matched perfectly. Trevor Moore is such an awesome friend to Zach. Love how they both share stories with each other. "This is why we ended up finding each other later in life." ❤❤ So sweet!!

  • @jaydoggy9043
    @jaydoggy9043 Год назад +8

    Alright the thing that makes me mad at the school admins is: they DO realize that "In the Still of the Night" is a 50s heart throb love song, right? It's really not for anyone's funeral.

  • @burresseffects
    @burresseffects 4 года назад +19

    Naming these segments "Newsboyz" and finding out Zach was into youth group all lines up very neatly.

  • @hiltonklitzna9394
    @hiltonklitzna9394 4 года назад +34

    Trevor tried so hard to not laugh till zach screamed

  • @blankname6629
    @blankname6629 4 года назад +14

    That sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode. Also Trevor is wearing the perfect hat for this story lol

  • @frankdouthitt9507
    @frankdouthitt9507 4 года назад +76

    The popcorn factory sketch needs to be brought back into the light and discussed

  • @somesz83
    @somesz83 4 года назад +21

    3:50 Trevor's face when Zach is talking about he was a sociopath... :-D

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 4 года назад +128

    I wish they had the Necronomicon.

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 4 года назад +9

      I with they had THE NECRONOMICON!

    • @frankiesabba
      @frankiesabba 4 года назад +7

      JUMANJI

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids 4 года назад +5

      That child ended up in a wheelchair because he was playing with a NAAAAIL GUN!

    • @benjaminbass2607
      @benjaminbass2607 4 года назад +3

      My soul has merged with all that is dying and all that will die

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 4 года назад +1

      @@benjaminbass2607 hey, that sounds like hellspeak!

  • @Zanenoth
    @Zanenoth 4 года назад +7

    RUclips made me take a survey on whether or not this is a good recommended video for me. I saod its a great recommendation, but THEN they asked why. I chose informative.

  • @solodom01
    @solodom01 2 года назад +4

    rip trev. love this story i come back every once and abwhile

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 4 года назад +70

    Miss march was bad but not that bad.

    • @jst25
      @jst25 4 года назад +33

      I was going to say, blind kid got the last laugh, he didn't see Miss March, lucky bastard.

    • @123Farsight
      @123Farsight 4 года назад +12

      Miss March was worth watching for the chick getting bounced out of the window. One of the funniest things I swear

    • @DokesConspiracyNetwork
      @DokesConspiracyNetwork 4 года назад +3

      I use to own 2 movies on Xbox for years.. Miss March and I hope they serve beer in hell😅 2 movies that got me laid in college and that I could rewatch and still laugh at that chick flying out of that bus and Trevor's reaction or when Zack soils himself 🤣

    • @JesseHas1RetardLife
      @JesseHas1RetardLife 4 года назад +4

      Honest to god one of my favorite movies

    • @juanwayne66
      @juanwayne66 4 года назад +3

      Kelm i remember watching miss march with my friends during a sleep over back when i was in 4th grade and for like 5 years it was my favorite movie. i watched it recently because i randomly remembered it and then realized it wasnt as good as i remembered. i still thought it was ok though

  • @cris______
    @cris______ 4 года назад +78

    RIP wheelchair Chris

    • @steinthor
      @steinthor 4 года назад +13

      He rolls in heaven now.

    • @autsimsingz
      @autsimsingz 4 года назад

      @bobdol69 *shrimp toilet

    • @r1100s
      @r1100s 3 года назад +1

      RIP Trevor Moore.

  • @claudiohp7447
    @claudiohp7447 3 года назад +12

    fuck im gonna miss this

  • @jimmysgameclips
    @jimmysgameclips 4 года назад +3

    Well now we're all going to burn in hell, thanks a lot Zach

  • @travelers8607
    @travelers8607 4 года назад +4

    Went into this thinking I would hate Zach, but left laughing and understanding Zach better.

  • @junireynoldsiii3848
    @junireynoldsiii3848 3 года назад +4

    VA represent! RIP Trevor, thank you for so much!

  • @aleksrozum1594
    @aleksrozum1594 4 года назад +22

    no no. you laughed at a blind kid who just lost his best friend... who was in a wheelchair. peak...and I mean PEAK comedy.

  • @Matt-ty6ij
    @Matt-ty6ij 3 года назад +6

    I love you Trevor, you'll be missed

  • @kevintanner7772
    @kevintanner7772 4 года назад +5

    I just laughed unbelievably hard. The weird tight incompetence of people where they just forget details like hey maybe help the blind kid off stage is too much of a juxtaposition. You guys should have made that into a sketch like Sam in a bag.

  • @ajr01-x6e
    @ajr01-x6e 4 года назад +40

    If they didnt want something bad to happen, why didn't they help the kid or maybe warn him?

    • @Mejayy
      @Mejayy 4 года назад +8

      Maybe was more of a contest to see who laughs first

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 года назад +10

      The school was run by the slapstick gods

  • @Drewsky840
    @Drewsky840 4 года назад +2

    This is an incredible story. Holy shit. Thanks for sharing.

  • @TRENTSINCLAIRE
    @TRENTSINCLAIRE 4 года назад +11

    "we all have rat tails man, very cool" LMFAO

  • @cody2653
    @cody2653 4 года назад +2

    He was even more spacialy aware after that incident.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 4 года назад +4

    Zach is officially my favorite member.

  • @taylorscurlock9136
    @taylorscurlock9136 4 года назад +4

    "I was also in an acapella group called 'The Boys Quintet," you can just stop right there. That's already the most hilarious and embarrassing thing I've ever heard.

  • @Marklennon
    @Marklennon 4 года назад +2

    🖤🖤 This cemented my love for Zach

  • @bradpeabody3307
    @bradpeabody3307 3 года назад +1

    That was a story? Sounded like it could have been a skit you guys did. Glad it was a story though, makes it sooooo much funnier

  • @anthonyfehr4648
    @anthonyfehr4648 4 года назад +7

    I imagine those two kids would treat each other like normal kids and mess with each other and that was just the wheelchair kid doing it one last time

  • @Noplayster13
    @Noplayster13 4 года назад +1

    All comedy is subjective... except for this. This is objectively funny.

  • @GloriousBirds
    @GloriousBirds 4 года назад +1

    This made me laugh so much thank you.

  • @treyconquest3112
    @treyconquest3112 4 года назад +1

    His face the whole time for the lead up funny stuff man

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 4 года назад +10

    Out of all the sketches, which one was tje most fun to do in the entire wkuk series?

  • @creamcannon825
    @creamcannon825 4 года назад +2

    This is crazy, but don't forget that Sam huffed shock butter and then did a somersault off of the Eiffel Tower

  • @mynameiskyleabent
    @mynameiskyleabent 4 года назад

    thank you for your time

  • @sinisterthoughts2896
    @sinisterthoughts2896 4 года назад +2

    Dude, I could not stop laughing! It genuinely hurt I laughed so hard and long!

  • @lawnguyland_guy
    @lawnguyland_guy 4 года назад +1

    I was in an all county chorus and doodled a fish man with abs on my music to make my friends laugh. They whispered to me that I have to return the music at the end, which I must have somehow missed. I tried to hold laughter and busted out laughing while conductor started to talk about school shooters. Then I realized what was happening and started laughing at the situation. Vicious cycle

  • @martinruf8784
    @martinruf8784 4 года назад +1

    Friend of mine got cancer. Everyone started treating him awkwardly. While everyone was silent I said "Well, it totally sucks that you saved so much for your pension." He laughed out loud :D

  • @timothykalstein9090
    @timothykalstein9090 4 года назад +3

    A tale as old as time

  • @kevintanner7772
    @kevintanner7772 4 года назад +1

    You guys should make a coherent succession of sketches around these stories and use that as your movie.

  • @santiagoyaboi3115
    @santiagoyaboi3115 3 года назад +7

    One of trevor’s favorite stories

  • @marahwatta2181
    @marahwatta2181 4 года назад +1

    It's good that you laughed; I mean, God murders a kid that couldn't even fully enjoy being a kid for his brief time on Earth, then the tree dedicated to that kid stabs his best friend in his eyes that already don't work; everyone there was probably having a spiritual crises over it; SOMEBODY had to be scapegoated. You helped balance the universe, and should therefore feel very good about yourself.

  • @troytrain5363
    @troytrain5363 4 года назад +1

    Dude I got tears from this. Mostly laughing tears

  • @phaedruslive
    @phaedruslive 4 года назад +1

    This is story of the century.

  • @limabeats2389
    @limabeats2389 3 года назад +1

    This is amazing

  • @brandonhaygood5286
    @brandonhaygood5286 4 года назад +4

    I wonder if anyone else from that school remembers this.

  • @coyoteproject
    @coyoteproject 4 года назад +23

    Please do a commentary on cat hunt

    • @Mr.PepeSilvia
      @Mr.PepeSilvia 4 года назад +6

      It's called cunting

    • @coyoteproject
      @coyoteproject 4 года назад

      I thought I was going to have to come and say do a commentary on cat hunt without Zack. But after hearing about him laughing at a blind kid who accidentally stabed himself in the eyes with a tree I think he deserves to be there more than any of you.

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 2 года назад +1

    I was the youth group kid who showed off carrying folding chairs

  • @thousandpound1994
    @thousandpound1994 4 года назад +2

    SPEED METAL! Major props to Zach! I have that shirt as well B)

  • @drummer_barber13
    @drummer_barber13 2 года назад +1

    these are totally coming out now that Zach is more well known lol

  • @bobjack2155
    @bobjack2155 4 года назад +1

    That was as dark as Mr. Green.

  • @violetfresh1790
    @violetfresh1790 4 года назад

    holy shit this is hilarious, you should record it as it happened as a new WKUK sketch

  • @chrisg.4186
    @chrisg.4186 4 года назад +6

    3:57 Trevor's eyes 😂

  • @maxi_taxi1
    @maxi_taxi1 3 года назад +1

    Now that Trevor has passed my new favorite wkuk member is Zach are you ready for that responsibility

  • @youtubecensorsspeech6672
    @youtubecensorsspeech6672 4 года назад +2

    I like that these stream stories are genuine. Rare find in 2020.

  • @ashspades5307
    @ashspades5307 Год назад +2

    If it makes Zach feel any better. When we were in high school we had a holocaust survivor come in to tell her story. So 4 of us in the back started to say all because of the American pie movie…. This one time in the concentration camp and then think of the worst thing ever.

  • @coolbones
    @coolbones 4 года назад +1

    Hilarious!! Some might even say you were basically obligated to laugh.

  • @andrewlong6938
    @andrewlong6938 4 года назад

    This one is a real goody. Much enjoyed.

  • @lupomagnotto8306
    @lupomagnotto8306 4 года назад +1

    Oh awesome I didn’t know you were from Arlington Zach that’s where I was born ❤️☺️

  • @jsmith498
    @jsmith498 4 месяца назад

    Reminds me of the time my workplace installed a large wooden First Aid box on the wall beside a narrow walkway. Within a week someone injured their shoulder on its corner.

  • @Dharmaaaaaa
    @Dharmaaaaaa 4 года назад +1

    Look at Futt throwing the Goodwill Hunting spell right at the end

  • @rockerdude83
    @rockerdude83 4 года назад +1

    Best story #1

  • @rockflageagle3870
    @rockflageagle3870 4 года назад

    HOW has that not been a sketch yet!!?

  • @liczkos
    @liczkos 4 года назад

    TBH This is the type of story, which when you are a part of at the moment you feel bad for the guy, but later telling it to people it's for a laugh because of how unlucky the guy was.
    Just like accident videos on the internet - you feel bad for the people, but its amazing how far they can fly.

  • @jasonflores5423
    @jasonflores5423 4 года назад +5

    Big part of being a whitest kid is deciding if you want a mustache that week of taping or not

  • @WollongongWacko
    @WollongongWacko 4 года назад

    Love the honest content boys, long live liberty!

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 2 года назад +1

    Going to hell, but least you’ll go laughing

  • @_Majunior
    @_Majunior 4 года назад +1

    Holy fuck 😂
    Reminds me of when my boss was telling a story about her dog ODing to the crew and I started laughing. Turns out I was the only one who found that funny

  • @Cortalpsychmajor
    @Cortalpsychmajor 4 года назад +1

    I saw the ending coming as soon as they said a tree was planted for the blind kid's dead best friend.... But damn was that hilarious. I think we've all been there at some point in our lives.

  • @gowgowOVER9000
    @gowgowOVER9000 4 года назад +4

    I do NOT find it funny to watch a blind kid, unattended, walk himself into a tree branch that stabs his eyes. It IS however REMARKABLY HILARIOUS to listen to a stranger recounting a time when they let out a laugh at a funeral for their wheelchaired acquaintance(?) when his blind friend walks himself into an eye poking tree

    • @wr7662
      @wr7662 2 года назад

      They clearly weren't friends. One thing Zach and Trevor had in common was a hatred for the disabled.

  • @Nikedemos
    @Nikedemos 4 года назад +2

    The Period sketch needs to be discussed in detail

  • @1chiTheKiller
    @1chiTheKiller 3 года назад +1

    This one about killed me. That was hilarious.

  • @DanceTranced
    @DanceTranced 4 года назад +1

    Hes not the one who set the dominos up. He just got the joke.

  • @jamesallensering
    @jamesallensering 4 года назад +1

    That was a damn good dark story. We all have laughed at moments that didn't require laughter. High fives to the ironic moments in life that somehow make us feel like shit. Even if we laughed just before the shaming.

  • @scalivevo4111
    @scalivevo4111 4 года назад +6

    F’s in chat for Chris

  • @misspinkelf
    @misspinkelf 4 года назад +1

    I’ve watched this 5 times and I still laugh like an idiot.

  • @curseyoujordanshow
    @curseyoujordanshow 4 года назад +1

    Well, one honest story deserves another. Here's why *_I'm_* going to hell:
    When I was in high school, there was a kid with cerebral palsy in a wheel chair. He didn't control it himself, though; I'm not sure what other conditions he had, but he was basically in a vegetative state. He couldn't move, couldn't talk, couldn't see or hear or eat; breathing was basically the only thing he was able to do on his own. It was fairly nebulous as to whether or not he even had any awareness of the world around him. Yet for some reason, he still was wheeled around the school all day every day, going to different classes and attending different events. I guess that even though there was no way to know, the parents wanted to err on the side on assuming he was able to have some kind of subjective experience, and therefore wanted to provide some kind of quality of life for him despite him not being able to show outwardly any kind of feedback whatsoever. All anybody had was blind hope that somehow he knew what was happening and was happy.
    Among his peers, he was given the nickname "dead kid" because his life was so extremely limited that he may as well have not been alive at all. It's horrible, I know, but that's the sense of humor of high school kids for you. Anyway, where this is all going is that one day in my senior year, he passed away. Apparently, I was one of the first students to hear the news, so in shock, I ran to tell my friends about it, and the following conversation took place:
    Me: _"Hey, did you guys hear? Dead Kid died."_
    Them: _"Are you serious?"_
    Me: _"Dead serious."_
    I immediately started cracking up. I 100% did not mean to phrase it that way, it's just the way the words naturally came out of my mouth. I felt horrible, but I couldn't control my laughter. This is going back some 18 years now, and to this day, I still find myself occasionally chuckling about it.

  • @Asmallcorneroftheinternet
    @Asmallcorneroftheinternet 7 месяцев назад

    I knew how this was going to end when Zach mentioned the blind kid walking by himself.

  • @darynbelden6494
    @darynbelden6494 4 года назад +1

    oh hell i almost choked to death laughing at this for real

  • @Brewsy92
    @Brewsy92 7 месяцев назад

    The fact that Zach is still unable to stop himself from laughing as he tells the story proves he never developed empathy 😂😂

  • @TylerDurden-hb4vf
    @TylerDurden-hb4vf 4 года назад +1

    Trevor's hat says it all. Still funny.

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis 4 года назад +1

    Welp, I'm wheezing now

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 года назад +1

    I once accidentally opened a car door on a blind girl and my immediate reaction was to laugh when she walked into my door and fell over. I felt so fucking terrible.

  • @Dontlicktheballoons
    @Dontlicktheballoons 4 года назад +1

    That story was almost as dark as Seth's vision...

  • @stipplebyatomiclabrador5077
    @stipplebyatomiclabrador5077 4 года назад +2

    Ok, when are the dogwood tree tee shirts coming out?

  • @jessiszk4676
    @jessiszk4676 4 года назад +1

    Trevor looks like he’s working for nascar haha

  • @Bella_Rei
    @Bella_Rei 4 года назад +3

    Is Trevor growing out his moustache so he can film Gays Got Married part 2??? lol

  • @nunyabiz6918
    @nunyabiz6918 3 года назад +1

    Came for the white kids... stayed for the white men.

  • @jakemiller8468
    @jakemiller8468 4 года назад +1

    My stomach hurts from laughing at this, holy shit that’s fucked lol

  • @bradleydefoor8628
    @bradleydefoor8628 4 года назад

    Zach, growing up like that, did you listen to bands like Training for Utopia, MxPx, Zao, World Against World, 90 lb. Wuss, Living Sacrifice, etc.?

  • @Panaceamedia
    @Panaceamedia 4 года назад

    Don't feel badly about that story! Nothing wrong with spontaneous laughter. We've all been laughed at, blind people like to feel included.

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 4 года назад

    Yesterday I was watching the news boys I missed from the day before, but then Self Suck Saturday started so I couldnt finish it.