Halal memes only Muslims understand **try not to laugh ***

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @SharriffRahman6b6b
    @SharriffRahman6b6b Год назад +45

    Those Muslim sisters laughing is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • @clashclans-p9x
    @clashclans-p9x Год назад +33

    The last one got me cracking up "Q A T A R" 😂😂😂

  • @rawanelomary8573
    @rawanelomary8573 Год назад +104

    Bro I laughed so hard and FREE GAZA 💗💗🇦🇪

    • @Guidedlight-k5y
      @Guidedlight-k5y  Год назад +16

      Free Gaza

    • @DinoBryce
      @DinoBryce 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Guidedlight-k5yBro he used the UAE flag 😆 ❤🇵🇸 🇮🇱

    • @Maryamsfav.xoxooo
      @Maryamsfav.xoxooo 4 месяца назад

      ​@DinoBryce what's that second flag?

    • @Maryamsfav.xoxooo
      @Maryamsfav.xoxooo 4 месяца назад +1

      Free falastin

    • @Toaxstsbutters
      @Toaxstsbutters 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DinoBryceactually uae is using Israel only to have internet and also uae have this law thingy that they have “peace” with all countries

  • @testingyoutube5188
    @testingyoutube5188 Год назад +14

    Don't know about the Friend but its seems like simon has become a MUSLIM

  • @notcrystal_7
    @notcrystal_7 Год назад +150

    "Halal" in the title doesn't make it halal. The video is filled with things which may cause fitna,and some clips contain music.

    • @Guidedlight-k5y
      @Guidedlight-k5y  Год назад +31

      So sorry shall work on that

    • @notcrystal_7
      @notcrystal_7 Год назад +16

      @@Guidedlight-k5y it would be better to delete or private this vid, I don't think you'd want passive sin income 😅, Rest is your choice..Salam Alaikum.

    • @FÏĆĒ_Thę_TÎGĒR
      @FÏĆĒ_Thę_TÎGĒR 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@notcrystal_7 is right

    • @alhussainalizainalaabdeen
      @alhussainalizainalaabdeen 5 месяцев назад +5

      But music is not haram only for wahabi

    • @Maryamsfav.xoxooo
      @Maryamsfav.xoxooo 4 месяца назад +6

      Music is haram tho? Just liten to a nasheed bro​@alhussainalizainalaabdeen

  • @mahmoudsosak5778
    @mahmoudsosak5778 Год назад +12

    when the video started i laughted

  • @zoeestyle6137
    @zoeestyle6137 Месяц назад +1

    I honestly love this! these are the only memes that can make me laugh.

  • @Yahlight1
    @Yahlight1 Месяц назад +5

    5:40 For those who don’t know this is surah Al baqr, which takes more than 4 hours to recite.

    • @mrkrabz9564
      @mrkrabz9564 Месяц назад +1

      4 hours too much maximum is 2 hours

    • @mrkrabz9564
      @mrkrabz9564 Месяц назад

      You don’t have to read all of it

    • @bacon_man2
      @bacon_man2 23 дня назад

      5:30

    • @WhiteBunnyAmina
      @WhiteBunnyAmina 17 дней назад

      That is a little true. I know... and we all should know, that Surah Al Baqara is the longest surah in the Quran.

    • @Glowheaven-v7b
      @Glowheaven-v7b 7 дней назад

      Hmmm I didn't know that..

  • @purpztheourpl
    @purpztheourpl Год назад +18

    assalamualaikum brother/sister

  • @cosmic_astro2
    @cosmic_astro2 3 месяца назад +3

    12:53 he even sad the bathroom dua😂

  • @Tkinan
    @Tkinan 27 дней назад +2

    Bro when the imam was praying with two kids and he say ''' alif lam mis ''' bro the boy's reaction 💀💀☠☠

  • @aliamiah1707
    @aliamiah1707 2 месяца назад +8

    9:43- poor girl tried to make sadjadah but just did rolypoly's
    But at least she tried❤

  • @UnknownEditz-e4p
    @UnknownEditz-e4p 22 часа назад

    5:51 is so relatable when the toilets clogged that’s what I do

  • @muskanshaikh4588
    @muskanshaikh4588 Год назад +8

    Very good video 👍👍

  • @Muhammadaayan455
    @Muhammadaayan455 7 месяцев назад +7

    assalamualikum 2:15 so relatable

  • @Idk_the_FPE_fan
    @Idk_the_FPE_fan 3 месяца назад +1

    IM DEAD WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE-😭🤚 11:21

  • @aiminathnoorain5160
    @aiminathnoorain5160 17 дней назад

    Those sisters laughing made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♾♾♾♾

  • @mohammadabdirrahimmayoow2801
    @mohammadabdirrahimmayoow2801 День назад +1

    Funny

  • @HS-56-m7c
    @HS-56-m7c 2 месяца назад +3

    2:26 what is song name?

    • @devilawan8155
      @devilawan8155 Месяц назад

      Huken x Murkish - Wasted nightcore

  • @Rocky021-vs1io
    @Rocky021-vs1io Месяц назад +2

    Asslam o alaikum
    I don't want to hurt anyone but i must share the facts as i want to help others
    1. Some videos contain music and some show uncovered ladies
    2. Some are promoting fitnah
    3. Remember this is Satan who is trying to harm your faith from right side ...(Showing if you are doing nothing wrong or doing something right but in actual that is not right ...stay safe and let new generation be safe)❤
    As ALLAH says in QURAN ...
    MEANING: The Satan has made their sins looking beautiful...and they think they are doing right things

  • @XUFFEXX
    @XUFFEXX 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact: after the imam says suraht al fatiha he doesn’t have to say the entire surah after it but he still has to say a couple of verses

    • @Mrmancooldood-nf3qc
      @Mrmancooldood-nf3qc Месяц назад

      He doesnt even have to say 1 verse after fatiha. Reciting more quran after fatiha is a sunnah.

  • @Fattahtherobloxer2567
    @Fattahtherobloxer2567 4 месяца назад +4

    5:40 bro is boutta read the whole bakarah

  • @Anoushka_bts7
    @Anoushka_bts7 Месяц назад +1

    12:48 bro was rapping ‘rap god’ ( Muslim edition)

  • @Asad_durak
    @Asad_durak 2 месяца назад +2

    4:33 it's me

  • @T_Shabana
    @T_Shabana 8 дней назад

    5:41 this happened to me before I was like welp I’m gonna be here for a while

  • @alzainmashaan7454
    @alzainmashaan7454 3 месяца назад +2

    ‏‪0:37‬‏ when i laughed in this one 💀

    • @ahmadabiyoso5050
      @ahmadabiyoso5050 Месяц назад

      I once ate food just seconds before adzan, my father got really mad

  • @LehatNawzad-e5h
    @LehatNawzad-e5h 3 месяца назад

    7:42 Brother, this is so true And when I say that I must do it😂😂😂

  • @zahraazizi3604
    @zahraazizi3604 4 месяца назад +1

    13:02 Bro made his duas before dying😂

  • @TiFi_Gracy
    @TiFi_Gracy 2 дня назад

    me accidently drinking water before 2 seconds 0:35

  • @Nova69-brb
    @Nova69-brb 28 дней назад

    5:49 is literally almost every muslim 😂

  • @abdullahmasoudy815
    @abdullahmasoudy815 23 дня назад

    7:32 bro like plus there’s always that one friend or person soaked by water during wudu

  • @Anti-furry-commander-1
    @Anti-furry-commander-1 3 месяца назад +5

    1:34 I can relate to this it always happens to me😂

    • @Nawaf909-i2q
      @Nawaf909-i2q 3 месяца назад

      ME TOO my brother just come up front of me and start doing random things

    • @ramykayello2100
      @ramykayello2100 2 месяца назад

      Me and my brother were the ones running

  • @HilalAlLamki
    @HilalAlLamki 20 дней назад +1

    0:36 is me on ramadan

  • @sarmadwaqar7648
    @sarmadwaqar7648 5 дней назад

    the way he looked when imam said:alif laam meem,XD

  • @zahraazizi3604
    @zahraazizi3604 4 месяца назад +1

    9:30 lmao this is so true😂

  • @ramykayello2100
    @ramykayello2100 2 месяца назад +2

    6:07 don’t make fun of the devil he can make you do anything he wants, but you can prevent by saying آية الكرسي

  • @Dorkdiaryfl
    @Dorkdiaryfl 20 дней назад

    The one where the girl was trying to pray but got rolled again and again made me laugh

  • @IbrahimOmar03
    @IbrahimOmar03 9 дней назад

    11:47 This the funniest sh*t I've ever seen!

  • @Simpainazakie-kopala
    @Simpainazakie-kopala 5 месяцев назад +2

    10:30 i laughed so hard i literally laughed for 10 minuts

  • @yasmeenabudawood4741
    @yasmeenabudawood4741 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro even said the bathroom prayer 12:55

  • @Mr-silkable
    @Mr-silkable 4 дня назад

    3:49 bro just said my name💀

  • @nawaaal.x1334
    @nawaaal.x1334 7 месяцев назад +9

    3:20 I saw a game

  • @sallyalani9862
    @sallyalani9862 28 дней назад

    Thank Youuuuuuuuu people at my school bully each other

  • @funtimewithzayn8077
    @funtimewithzayn8077 17 дней назад

    1:05 the music is god dang good

  • @HANYA-j9j
    @HANYA-j9j 20 дней назад

    Bratva hide your knees, hide your knee, brother you’re not seeing Jenna brother I swear 2:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ks3zl1el4t
    @user-ks3zl1el4t Месяц назад

    5:53 so true tho! 😂

  • @poor-young-mi
    @poor-young-mi 20 дней назад +1

    1:27 hahah my lil bro did this
    1:36 fr t-

  • @Iheart_ISLAM
    @Iheart_ISLAM 18 дней назад +4

    Please stop scrolling and say:
    Subhan Allah 3x
    Alhamdulillah 3x
    La Ilaha illal Allah 3x
    Allahu Akbar 3x
    Astagfirullah 3x
    SubhanAllahi wa bihamdihi 3x
    SubhanAllahi 'azeem 3x
    La Hawla wala quwata illa billah 3x
    Astagfirullah wa atubu illahi 3x
    Imagine your reward from Allah when someone reads it because of you? Forward this message to everyone.

  • @Fr0zen_Rabb1t
    @Fr0zen_Rabb1t 11 дней назад

    2:21 OMG I HAVE THAT PRAYER MAT

  • @FaceMistake
    @FaceMistake 3 месяца назад +5

    whenever I find these videos I just say “PROUD TO BE MUSLIM” 0:40 is SO RELATABLE 5:55 TOO WHY IS THE whatever thing you call it spray?idk SO FAST?

    • @MohammedChiya
      @MohammedChiya 2 месяца назад

      I’m Muslim proof check my username

  • @Master3ditz
    @Master3ditz 2 месяца назад

    5:46 so relatable😂

  • @Jamaal98-p3d
    @Jamaal98-p3d Месяц назад +1

    1:15 Wallahi bro is in my school
    (hifz school)

  • @mansoerfredericks5703
    @mansoerfredericks5703 14 дней назад

    I love how there’s a toddler doing around a masjid at taraweeh✋💀

  • @WartaShant
    @WartaShant 23 дня назад

    Ughhhh Qari Sahab bc i was praying that i wouldn't have to do it and then he cameeeeee 😭😭

  • @EgyptianCountryball-uh6
    @EgyptianCountryball-uh6 23 дня назад +2

    11:51

  • @Cyberbotgengar
    @Cyberbotgengar 4 месяца назад

    1:08 blud was praying with shorts💀💀💀

  • @NotWhiteStorm
    @NotWhiteStorm Месяц назад

    I live in a Muslim country but I am not Muslim but I understand everything

  • @LastSummerWasGreat
    @LastSummerWasGreat 18 дней назад +4

    You actually can’t say wallah, Wallahi or anything that swears to Allah if it’s small like, “hey did you take my pencil” “no” “say wallah/wallahi” you can’t say that because if you take someone’s pencil because it’s a small manner

  • @Julialia_Gaming
    @Julialia_Gaming 2 месяца назад

    9:31 so funny 😂

  • @Froze343
    @Froze343 3 месяца назад +1

    2:45 nah I did this to my Christian friend now he's muslim and the class named him Samir bruh😂

  • @Haf_sah25-w4w
    @Haf_sah25-w4w 19 дней назад

    11:13 got me laughing so hard

  • @shibadevs
    @shibadevs 2 месяца назад

    5:41 me at that moment bro they always go for the longest

  • @Creamymoon3040
    @Creamymoon3040 3 месяца назад

    Im dead its to funny🤣

  • @HAFIEZ_Gaming
    @HAFIEZ_Gaming 2 месяца назад

    7:10 bro that like me lol

  • @AzharinaAli
    @AzharinaAli 2 месяца назад +1

    My i r e teacher also made a non muslim teacher say the shahda and he said your a muslim now.

  • @AmirOsman-gv9iv
    @AmirOsman-gv9iv Месяц назад

    1:36 THIS SO TRUE

  • @zack.mp3
    @zack.mp3 4 месяца назад +1

    2:41 I did that with my friends, we then had a debate on wether or not he's actually muslim now.

    • @huseinneon
      @huseinneon 4 месяца назад

      Lol

    • @huseinneon
      @huseinneon 4 месяца назад

      Ima sub to u

    • @zack.mp3
      @zack.mp3 4 месяца назад

      @@huseinneon HEH?! WHAT?! REALLY?!

  • @Kabukkafa
    @Kabukkafa 4 дня назад

    Hesitating about eating even when it isn't Ramadan is really weird

  • @kemranbek_zaripov
    @kemranbek_zaripov 2 месяца назад

    2:36 I saw this video, while sitting in toilet. Just fastly came out of this place 😮

  • @AnisMuja
    @AnisMuja 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm muslim fro kosovo I understand all the words it's pretty funny

  • @WhiteBunnyAmina
    @WhiteBunnyAmina 18 дней назад

    7:43 So relatable...

  • @Armedguyxd
    @Armedguyxd 2 месяца назад

    1:50 bruh i wanted to make sus joke for my soldier friend ._.

  • @ajtv_ag
    @ajtv_ag 3 месяца назад +1

    12:51 bro did a speedrun to dua’a

  • @poonummushtaq8800
    @poonummushtaq8800 3 дня назад

    13:34 as a psrskn raised un abu dhabi i confirm i have to say a city near dubai.

  • @xx._Ines._xx
    @xx._Ines._xx Месяц назад +1

    Yes I drink (water), I smoke (air) AND I don't eat pork ASTAGHFIRULLAH HAHAAHAHAH

  • @AstheticCake
    @AstheticCake 11 дней назад

    6;45 BRO JS ROASTED SHAYTAN😂

  • @migocraftertheminecrafter8332
    @migocraftertheminecrafter8332 2 месяца назад

    thank god i understand

  • @Hazel-u8d
    @Hazel-u8d Месяц назад

    0:34 the bread with orange juice was vile

  • @SalimMohamed-xg8te
    @SalimMohamed-xg8te 4 месяца назад

    the dad is like: don't you dare laugh 🤣🤣

  • @Ayaatwolf
    @Ayaatwolf Месяц назад

    1:04 so funny

  • @fathicr7-b2x
    @fathicr7-b2x Месяц назад

    when he said alif laam meem hes staying till tommorow morning

  • @ANDALUSDAMHAFALASTINIYEH
    @ANDALUSDAMHAFALASTINIYEH 3 месяца назад

    5:47 I thought i was the only one'

  • @RosemarylolmamaAlt
    @RosemarylolmamaAlt 2 месяца назад

    11:52 bro became the Musun

  • @XUFFEXX
    @XUFFEXX 2 месяца назад

    Fun fact: u dont have to say the surah after suraht al fatiha but you wont get ajr

  • @Superta0o_shorts
    @Superta0o_shorts 3 месяца назад

    5:45 I relate to this to the microscopic detail

  • @IyadAbdalrhim
    @IyadAbdalrhim 2 месяца назад +1

    8:58 bro is just pressing buttons

  • @doaaayman129
    @doaaayman129 3 месяца назад

    0:44 that’s 6 am and you can drink in Egypt and Saudi if it’s 1 am you can’t drink or eat

  • @NFAK101
    @NFAK101 Год назад

    I laughed out so loud

  • @Kn00ra
    @Kn00ra 23 дня назад

    Its so uncomfy when u pray and when u sit down ur feet hurt I have to move every millisecond 😭 🙏

  • @xmlette
    @xmlette 2 месяца назад

    0:37 i have the same cup

  • @IqraAbdullah-h3h
    @IqraAbdullah-h3h Месяц назад

    The struggle to pray is real 10:27

  • @ILOVECATS-6b
    @ILOVECATS-6b 3 месяца назад

    so relateble

  • @case18capcut
    @case18capcut 7 месяцев назад

    real title: “if you laugh u are habibi”

  • @FattiMeowmeow
    @FattiMeowmeow 2 месяца назад

    The 9:40 is SO FUNNY

  • @saqlainquadri42
    @saqlainquadri42 2 месяца назад

    7:51 women leading Salah is NOT allowed in Islam, please don't share things containing fitnah just because they are funny.
    Keep it halal!

  • @KomalKhalid-x6d
    @KomalKhalid-x6d Месяц назад

    Eden you peeing I brought you ice cream😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Recroomfan-1
    @Recroomfan-1 5 дней назад

    6:27 he forgot to say alhamdulillah

  • @ITSLILAC956
    @ITSLILAC956 13 дней назад

    8:58 THE STRUGGLE ON EID NAMAZ

  • @salmanessa8478
    @salmanessa8478 19 дней назад

    the last one lets be honest thatd be me

  • @ryzeisasigma
    @ryzeisasigma 2 месяца назад

    2:22 tells someone what muslims do:
    praying:
    *proceeds to wear shorts