Made $20,000,000 On Coffee That Kills People

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • People will buy absolutely anything.
    If this RUclips thing doesn't work out then I may need to start my own business with workers to exploit.
    Game: Yerba Mate Tycoon - store.steampow...
    Music: (Vexento) / @vexento

Комментарии • 770

  • @trogyyy
    @trogyyy 2 года назад +832

    DF:
    I want a tasty caffeinated coffee.
    Also DF:
    *_Adds Uranium to his coffee and gives his customers kidney damage and more_*

    • @xxzombiekillerxx9549
      @xxzombiekillerxx9549 2 года назад +19

      sounds about your everyday coffee.

    • @Marx934
      @Marx934 2 года назад +14

      With lil bit of rat poison for extra damage and some roasts for emotional damage

    • @charlesoliver1223
      @charlesoliver1223 2 года назад +7

      Nah he killed em there was no damage just death and mutations

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat 2 года назад +5

      @@Marx934 gives the intoxication curse

    • @greatmind179
      @greatmind179 2 года назад +4

      He said tasty, not healthy

  • @zylinderkatze
    @zylinderkatze 2 года назад +97

    Yerba / Yerba Mate is more of a tea (made from dried leaves) though, not a coffee. That doesn't make it less fun to watch you click bottoms though. Your commentaries on what's going on in the game are always entertaining ^^

  • @Lylaluna3
    @Lylaluna3 2 года назад +450

    I like how the guy is just standing up for the whole game

    • @Nehsrepyh
      @Nehsrepyh 2 года назад +20

      It's because he's Out"Standing"..... I'll see myself out.

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat 2 года назад +15

      @@Nehsrepyh good you finally under"stand" the consequences of puns

    • @rxslol
      @rxslol 2 года назад +8

      @@iaintdoinallat I think the consequences are pretty "stand"ard

    • @moviestime878
      @moviestime878 2 года назад +7

      @@rxslol I CAN’T “stand” THESE PUNS, SHUT UP!

    • @starlight_studios_art
      @starlight_studios_art 2 года назад +5

      @@moviestime878 This is the "stand"ard of puns in the comment section

  • @TheGreyParadigm
    @TheGreyParadigm 2 года назад +302

    The FD sign gave me a giggle. The rebranding for his channel if this one ever goes downhill, he has it all planned out. Love his videos so much, especially with the uranium coffee to sip on as my hair falls out.

    • @Ankh_Ramses
      @Ankh_Ramses 2 года назад +10

      Facebook? Who's Facebook? We are a NEW company names Meta, Duhhh.

    • @MrGregsRnR
      @MrGregsRnR 2 года назад +4

      Df has something planned out?

    • @spiropettas997
      @spiropettas997 2 года назад +20

      Absolutely can’t wait for the breakout hit channel of Funnily Dangerous

    • @ashtonboutwell6154
      @ashtonboutwell6154 2 года назад +1

      FDA?

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 2 года назад +1

      @@spiropettas997 well I mean that's a better suiting name than his current one, considering his tendencies for murder

  • @amateural
    @amateural 2 года назад +399

    "Cheap and effective" DF's coffee business is literally canned supermarket espresso shots

    • @kimschwab1042
      @kimschwab1042 2 года назад +1

      300 likes no comments let’s discuss that

    • @ferretlord7051
      @ferretlord7051 2 года назад +1

      @@kimschwab1042 nah

    • @SpadeD3m0n
      @SpadeD3m0n Год назад

      But it’s effective..and cheap! ☺️

  • @pablogarcia9288
    @pablogarcia9288 2 года назад +468

    I was shocked to see Mate here, something so native of my country, argentina, even the package, the one with the little donkey, the actual brand Is called CACHAMAI.

    • @roxreeves
      @roxreeves 2 года назад +24

      DF doubles down and makes Cachamai actually poisonous, great joke right?... right??..

    • @yupzee
      @yupzee 2 года назад +19

      aguante el mate vieja

    • @perlagrecco
      @perlagrecco 2 года назад +14

      Que lindo ver otros argentinos acá 💖💖💖

    • @vicentun69
      @vicentun69 2 года назад +13

      encima dice que vende café cuando vende mate XD

    • @roxreeves
      @roxreeves 2 года назад +4

      no voy a mentir, me hubiese gustado si conociera un poco sobre argentina y lo mencionara,es su adicción a lo tycoon y idle lo que lo trajo hasta aca ^^

  • @novidsjustposts
    @novidsjustposts 2 года назад +49

    No matter what game DF plays, he always managed to find some way to doom the planet.

  • @sowen4328
    @sowen4328 2 года назад +45

    Hey, just wanted to say that I really enjoy your videos! They always bring a smile to my face at the end of every day! Keep making videos of whatever games catch your interest, because they are always amusing to watch!

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 2 года назад +79

    "We'll call it coffee."
    It's literally TEA. This disembodied Canadian voice is truly a threat to civilization.

    • @kelawoops
      @kelawoops 2 года назад +20

      I'm pretty sure it's not tea, its "mate", an infusion from argentina, I've never heard the word "yerba" used for something else

    • @lautaro7974
      @lautaro7974 2 года назад +6

      @@kelawoops aguante el mate viejo dea q no tomo X D

    • @thebunnycat2163
      @thebunnycat2163 2 года назад +14

      @@kelawoops Yes, yerba is the word for the loose "leaves" (like tea) and mate is widely consumed in the south cone (Chile-Argentina-Uruguay)

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 года назад +8

      @@thebunnycat2163 Yea and the yerba is like mashed leaves (i'm argentinian) and he uses argentinian packs (donkey, blue)

    • @pablogarcia9288
      @pablogarcia9288 2 года назад

      @@I_dont_existLol El paquete de Cachamai, jajaja.

  • @okbuddy3719
    @okbuddy3719 2 года назад +151

    The perfect game for DF combining his favorite things. Coffee and money!

  • @THEedcbb3
    @THEedcbb3 2 года назад +27

    That CEO is definitely powered by that first coffee...

  • @JAbud32
    @JAbud32 2 года назад +33

    I never think I would see a video of someone playing a game about yerba and I like it hahahaha. And for all is yerba, not coffee

  • @perlagrecco
    @perlagrecco 2 года назад +9

    Omg i didnt expect this! This isnt coffee, this is yerba mate! Is a kind of... tea? That has a type of caffeine on it (mateina), if you like coffe you probably would like Mate too!
    As an argentinian its an everyday thing to drink mate, you should totally look it up!

  • @emmamartin3895
    @emmamartin3895 2 года назад +24

    That's no coffee, that's mate, a traditional Argentinian/Paraguayan infusion

  • @hezalerOk
    @hezalerOk 2 года назад +42

    DF, the "coffee" that you mention is actually Mate, it's an Uruguayan/Argentinian infusion of Yerba (herb) and hot water!

    • @snussnu2500
      @snussnu2500 2 года назад +4

      packages are actually the same as some argentinian marks xd

    • @hezalerOk
      @hezalerOk 2 года назад +2

      @@snussnu2500 like cachamate? that's the one i recognise

    • @snussnu2500
      @snussnu2500 2 года назад +1

      @@hezalerOk yeah, and i'm pretty sure all the others are copies too xD

    • @Gabriel_Pires
      @Gabriel_Pires 2 года назад +5

      People drink a lot of it in Brazil too. With hot or "cold" (normal temp.) water - although it receives different names depending if the water is cold/hot.

    • @hezalerOk
      @hezalerOk 2 года назад +3

      @@Gabriel_Pires drinking it with cold water makes it Tereré!

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 2 года назад +23

    For years now I've wanted to open a coffee kiosk somewhere busy downtown (Chicago) with a lot of foot traffic, name it "It's Just Regular Coffee," and only sell normal coffee. Sugar and creamer are available. Whenever anyone asks if there's [insert fancy nonsense coffee type here], then employees will be instructed to just say "no" and point at the name of the shop.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 года назад +5

      That could actually do well! Much better than places like "Just Salad" where they also insist they serve more than just salad.

  • @Roalethiago
    @Roalethiago 2 года назад +6

    Lol, that was a peculiar way to say "Chimarrão"
    Chimarrão is an infusion of Mate leaf on really hot water. Nothing more

  • @JonahDyer
    @JonahDyer 10 месяцев назад +1

    "It's basically coffee without coffee" *starbucks scribbles in competitor watch list furiously*

  • @ignotumcorpus
    @ignotumcorpus 2 года назад +9

    I’m assuming the aroma is based on how much you can smell it from certain distances and not how it smells, since taste is directly related to smell, so if aroma was based on what it smells like, it would be equal to the taste.

  • @ondesestou847
    @ondesestou847 2 года назад +1

    The difference between chimarrão and Terere is the first one is hot and the second one is cold and you can do terere with some juices, like limonade. Chimarrão is only made with hot water and the weed. Just a little curiosit about the two drinks that we drink in Brazil

  • @MrTiemos
    @MrTiemos 2 года назад +49

    I was laughing through the whole creation of the first batch/coffee, until it actually released and made him a millionaire in minutes.
    Then I was wheezing because I was laughing so hard.
    On an unrelated note: did you know that the afterlife has wifi while you’re waiting in limbo?

  • @avroo
    @avroo 2 года назад +5

    chimarrão is not exactly a Brazilian drink, but a southern Brazillian one. (includes other really south American countries such as Chile and Argentina.) yerba mate (rightly pronounce is erva mate) is usually the main and only ingredient, the drink is created to be mainly hot.
    yerba mate looks like grass funnily enough

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 2 года назад

      For the English speakers, it's pronounced:
      Yerba ("ye" as in yeah, "ba" as in Balloon) Mate (Ma as in Market, Te as in Tech)

    • @The_Ancient_Guardian
      @The_Ancient_Guardian 2 года назад

      Brazilian here, Chimarão as Drink is from natives/indians from argentina but the culture is from pampas/gaucho tradition that its in south of Brazil like you sayed, Paraguay, Argentina and (i think) Uruguay.

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac Год назад

      Tastes like grass to there isn't much reason to drink it

  • @henleyb6527
    @henleyb6527 2 года назад +21

    I love how he can make anything entertaining! And how diverse his content is!

  • @SirZexx
    @SirZexx 2 года назад +6

    I love how the first thing we see is some derpy guy that looks like he could be my dad

  • @mangouschase
    @mangouschase 2 года назад +3

    The fact it actually said "just buy this yerba and drink it" lmao

  • @sinkun9372
    @sinkun9372 2 года назад +1

    Me:How many games do you have in your computer?
    DF: Yes.

  • @nathanlabate1329
    @nathanlabate1329 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely love that in casual games like this, that you overlay the Stardew Valley music
    It just always seems to fit

  • @jonathangosselin4591
    @jonathangosselin4591 2 года назад +13

    I love your videos and I have watched them all but I would just absolutely LOVE more rougelikes and high quality games in a whole series like dungreed or neon abyss!!!

  • @Void-g2n
    @Void-g2n 2 года назад +9

    My boy looks like Escanor except he sales coffee instead of booze

  • @Murkedd
    @Murkedd 2 года назад +1

    the editing on this vid was top notch! I had to do a double take when the coffee maker had a full set of teeth at 0:57

  • @CosmicS5
    @CosmicS5 2 года назад +1

    I can always rely on DF to give me a video past midnight on a school night. keeps me going

  • @marconde897
    @marconde897 2 года назад +4

    I swear DF has 5 monitors playing different games while drinking 5 types of coffee

  • @Pittato
    @Pittato 2 года назад +9

    If you play again you should train your employees or buy new ones for higher quality coffees. Love the video!

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 2 года назад +3

    DF: "It's basically gonna be coffee, without the coffee."
    Me: Yeah-- it's called Decaf. and I don't know anyone who *willingly* drinks that crap. 😆

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 2 года назад

      I do at night time sometimes, never add creamer and sugar to decaf, it's heresy.

    • @ladygrndr9424
      @ladygrndr9424 2 года назад

      Yes. I've had to resort to decaf at times in the past because of health issues, and was desperately hoping that my brain would be fooled. It didn't really work and it tastes wrong.

  • @The_P3lican
    @The_P3lican 2 года назад +5

    DFs game style is slowly turning into lets game it out

  • @Rethbael
    @Rethbael 2 года назад +2

    As a Brazilian... Cold Chimarrão... That's a crime, man. It hurts, just hurts. Good job!

  • @dread1255
    @dread1255 2 года назад +5

    Df and this Editor are a great fit. Thank you, was very entertaining to watch!

  • @somethingo6329
    @somethingo6329 2 года назад +2

    Df is one of the best RUclipsrs rn

  • @nicoleyoung529
    @nicoleyoung529 Год назад +1

    What is DF part of the fallout universe... Lol adding a radioactive isotope to your coffee. He'd make nuka cola proud.

  • @juanleiva3336
    @juanleiva3336 2 года назад +1

    Yerba is actually not cofre but instead is a mix of herbs that, a lot of south americans, use it in a infusion called "Mate" and when its serve cold is called "Terere"

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments 2 года назад +1

    0:25 McDonalds with vine boom

  • @soultaker4257
    @soultaker4257 2 года назад +1

    the news: newborn babies with three hands
    DF: ooooo they would be good workers we should hire them

  • @durchdenwald4437
    @durchdenwald4437 2 года назад +15

    Coffee and money, the two best things in life

    • @nathannelson4464
      @nathannelson4464 2 года назад +2

      So true

    • @kagaminelen247
      @kagaminelen247 2 года назад +2

      What about falling asleep after three all nighters straight which I'm about to do after saving this video to watch later because I can't concentrate

    • @jacobrousseau3860
      @jacobrousseau3860 2 года назад +1

      you gotta add minnows in your coffee for da flavor

    • @durchdenwald4437
      @durchdenwald4437 2 года назад

      @@jacobrousseau3860 Dont forget avacado's and cheese

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu Год назад +4

    DF and coffee are a scary match made in hell

  • @PNGgss
    @PNGgss 2 года назад +1

    This isn't coffee, this is yerba mate, it's the yerba mate tycoon

  • @anamariamachado62
    @anamariamachado62 2 года назад +2

    duuude chimarrão is sooo good, its realy nice to see that they added it to a game, but i never heard of having it with nuts
    (love from Brazil!)

  • @ressiemonsanto1820
    @ressiemonsanto1820 2 года назад +2

    Again, DF is early today

  • @CestMagnify
    @CestMagnify 2 года назад +1

    I love that DF gave the employees insurance after they made the uranium ore he grinded for

  • @brettredmond4676
    @brettredmond4676 2 года назад +1

    idk why, but I really want him to say "hello everyone and this YOUR daily dose of internet"

  • @jamesreilly1054
    @jamesreilly1054 2 года назад +1

    Lfg. Normally I watch these videos when I wake up, but I was out clubbing, so for the first time ever I can watch it before bed ayyyyy

    • @zerareota1560
      @zerareota1560 2 года назад

      I just wait to consume all his videos at once

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love gow he went from making coffee to making bonk! Atomic punch.

  • @starlightash1894
    @starlightash1894 2 года назад +3

    You need to be rich before you get sued
    - DF 2022

  • @paradoxnova5043
    @paradoxnova5043 2 года назад +9

    DF, thanks for providing something for me to be excited for and laugh at every day! You’re a real chad m8!

  • @ashtonboutwell6154
    @ashtonboutwell6154 2 года назад +3

    Oh yes coffee that makes you stay awake for eons until sleep deprivation puts you finally into an eternal rest. PERFECT:)

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 2 года назад +1

    You know what would be awesome? A coffee review.
    DF you have to get on that, I would most definitely watch that 😊

  • @OnlySushiCat
    @OnlySushiCat Год назад +2

    Title of video: Coffee
    Videogame: Y E R B A

  • @antifeline9384
    @antifeline9384 2 года назад +1

    went to look at the steam page and found why DF played this game and I quote
    "Features:
    New update = new bugs
    Poor graphic and sounds"

  • @Lord_Azrekahl
    @Lord_Azrekahl 2 года назад +1

    The "you get rocket fuel" face is HAUNTING! LoL

  • @omegahaxors3306
    @omegahaxors3306 2 года назад +1

    We need a 10 minute loop of that hotdog dancing to that music.

  • @DerMarkus1982
    @DerMarkus1982 2 года назад

    1:12 For some reason, that guy with the pistol hand photoshopped in reminded me of Walter White...

  • @nicolascostanickfreeze4003
    @nicolascostanickfreeze4003 2 года назад +2

    I'm Brazilian, and I'm still confused by all the references
    Anyways great video as always

    • @donislawdev
      @donislawdev 2 года назад

      There are tons of references, References to Brazil/Argentina/Poland companies/people/yerba memes and a lot more :D

  • @Noneofyourbyisness
    @Noneofyourbyisness 2 года назад +1

    Loved the random Stardew music lol. The closest we’ll get to you playing it again 🥺

  • @Pvzzz14
    @Pvzzz14 2 года назад +1

    Hey, the Game is about making yerba for the "mate" a southamerican drink like tea or coffee

  • @Mate_Land
    @Mate_Land 2 года назад

    When DF uploads…………………….. YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE A GOOD TIME

  • @soccpuppet4638
    @soccpuppet4638 7 месяцев назад

    "I got plenty of good employees they're doing their job"
    "Your employees are not experienced enough" in bright red text in reviews

  • @supersnipes4298
    @supersnipes4298 2 года назад +1

    DF you should definitely start adding the game names to the videos you make because you make every game look fun and I'm to lazy to put in the time and effort to look for it

    • @donislawdev
      @donislawdev 2 года назад

      The game name is "Yerba Mate Tycoon", DF is always putting links/names of/to the game in RUclips video description (you just need to expand it) :-}

  • @argonautaone4429
    @argonautaone4429 2 года назад +1

    Actually Yerba its made for Mate, we drink it a lot here in Uruguay

  • @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
    @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 2 года назад +1

    only DF can make a game break in the first seconds of playing it by making thousands of dollars out of a coffee that costs nothing and isn't even that great xD

  • @bonetale1129
    @bonetale1129 2 года назад

    me just trying to make a coffee for customers to enjoy
    my rival company owned by dangerouslyfunny: *lets add uranium shall we?*

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 года назад +1

    i love how he went straight for the uranium as soon as he saw it 🤣

  • @syxw0x248
    @syxw0x248 2 года назад

    6:44 “it looks like shit and tastes even better” lol

  • @PJM257
    @PJM257 2 года назад

    The review at 6:44 "It looks like shit and tastes even better"
    Best review I've ever seen

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 2 года назад +1

    'The taste pierced my feet' is the based marketing I'm looking for

    • @donislawdev
      @donislawdev 2 года назад

      It's reference to some famous guy from Poland who is drinking mate ;D

  • @I_dont_existLol
    @I_dont_existLol 2 года назад

    I love Df playing argentinian ganes and never notices thats Mate and he maked yerba and uses argentinian packs

  • @TerrorLTZ
    @TerrorLTZ 2 года назад +1

    me an argentinian seeing Yerba and all argentinian packages (the second package is from a yerba brand called Cachamate).
    wait... this aint coffe... this is the mate game.

  • @gekoo1703
    @gekoo1703 2 года назад +1

    2:00 bleach sad ost there :D your editors have a rly good taste 👌

  • @meloonhead623
    @meloonhead623 2 года назад +2

    Love your videos

  • @clockworkowl6248
    @clockworkowl6248 2 года назад

    Uranium is, in fact, a heavy metal and thus toxic to human body. Before factoring the radiation in(if you eat it instead of touching it, you get worse irradiation). There was an entire paper on uranium toxicology and it's very...um... interesting.
    Also it reeeally likes to shed powder of itself so it's very easy to accidentally inhale or ingest

  • @vitoriaaa_
    @vitoriaaa_ 2 года назад

    Chimarrão is actually a southern brazillian herbal drink (mostly from Rio Grande do Sul), tererê is the cold version of that same herbal drink. It's part of our culture and honestly i'm really surprised to see that in a game!

  • @brunocampopiano7924
    @brunocampopiano7924 2 года назад +1

    yerba is weed in spanish, in this case is mate, some kind of drink from argentina, its not a drug, but the joke is free

  • @incrediblebat
    @incrediblebat 2 года назад

    df playing a game where he makes huge amounts of money by making coffee is the df game made in heaven

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 года назад

      It's not coffee it's "maté" and argentinian tradition Even packeges the little donkey is calles cachamai and he din't notice

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 года назад

      It's not coffee it's "maté" and argentinian tradition Even packeges the little donkey is calles cachamai and he din't notice

  • @mateokaloper7647
    @mateokaloper7647 2 года назад +2

    I am from a country where mate is a norm ... This video is mate approved

  • @athen3564
    @athen3564 2 года назад +1

    Well yerba is more of a tea than a coffe. It's a drink made of some Paraguayan holly leafs. And in fact it actually gives a boost similar to a coffe but is generaly healthier

  • @extremesquare9924
    @extremesquare9924 2 года назад +2

    Coffee saves and kills all

  • @thisorthat-24
    @thisorthat-24 2 года назад

    When it said pretty much most basic coffee at the start and then the McDonald's logo came up.. I was gone 😂

  • @magneticzero9575
    @magneticzero9575 2 года назад +1

    Argentinians and uruguayans in here just completely losing their shit everytime he calls yerba "coffee".

  • @Freelfs
    @Freelfs 2 года назад +2

    Letssss Goooo! New Vid

  • @Zoomybo1
    @Zoomybo1 2 года назад

    Your videos just give me pure join an entertainment. Please never stop you are one of the ONLY consistently funny and entertaining people

  • @thouveimaio5422
    @thouveimaio5422 2 года назад

    Hey,DF I know there is very little chance you would see this message but i want to recommend a game to you.It's called Oh...Sir!(The Insult Simulator).It's a game where you form a sentence from some given words and insult the other player.This game really suits you.

  • @Barba1808
    @Barba1808 2 года назад +2

    Well, nice video, but i have only one thing to complain, and that is that , you aren't doing coffee, you are doing yerba mate, that is a type of infusion that we use in Argentina, ignoring that stupid thing is a very funny video hahahaha

  • @undeadruler4544
    @undeadruler4544 2 года назад +1

    "You don't make 5 thousand fans from selling bad products" EA *sweats in microtransactions*

  • @beardedfurygaming7063
    @beardedfurygaming7063 2 года назад +1

    you remind me of the old grey still plays and i love you for that

  • @SantiagoGarcia-qg3zc
    @SantiagoGarcia-qg3zc 2 года назад

    the yerba is like tea but with the herb in a mate, a kind of cup?, and a metal filtered straw

  • @matheusimon7316
    @matheusimon7316 2 года назад +1

    Him trying to pronounce chimarrão killed me lol

  • @ianmeana904
    @ianmeana904 2 года назад +1

    DF calling the yerba coffee pains my Argentinian heart

  • @CraigsGames
    @CraigsGames 2 года назад

    Absolutely loved the Stardew Valley music going off in the background 👌🏼💯🔥

  • @dylanschroder6184
    @dylanschroder6184 Год назад +1

    Why is his voice so calming like no homo but he has a nice voice

  • @BUCHINABI
    @BUCHINABI 2 года назад +1

    This is actually an South American drink (mostly Argentina) called Mathe

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 Год назад +1

    Adding Chimarrão and Têrere... there's a dev either from south of Brazil or Argentina.
    But yeah, is caffeinaited af.

  • @snowbros4900
    @snowbros4900 2 года назад +2

    Love your vids have a good day