6:04 for those who wondering how he is mining with his hands off everything, notice that they actually aren't. He is holding the mouse and holding the mouse button.
@@lainephillips9698 these people spell wrong? The other spellings in the other vids of ur’s is wrong, bruh why would u say that there spelling is wrong but your’s is too.
Bro the most insane thing happened to me last summer during new years eve when i started my career in driving roads so my sister wrote a song in abstract and it was so loud we had to eat some boiled paper washers so ur welcome for coming to our bubble car stands
Bionic you should make a video where you use a sweeping edge 100,000 and let's make bionic bald so that we could smack his head and be like 'i like ya cut g'.😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be so funny.
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EVERYONE let’s make baldonic real
I wannabe see how his head looks when he is bald.
Tea
Yea
ligma nats
#Baldonic
"I GOT A STACK AND 16 CHEESE"
-BIONIC 2020
i have 64 golds
I mean cheese
LOL
GG
oh god i’m the 69th like someone change it QUICK
10:58 "Gotta go ahead and pickaxe him" that sounded like something you would say in fortnite
Yeah right xD
6:04 for those who wondering how he is mining with his hands off everything, notice that they actually aren't. He is holding the mouse and holding the mouse button.
I saw that too
Ooooommmmmnggggggg
Imagine if bonic hits two mil and shaves but he covers his head with a hat until his hair grows back
Lol
yeah and if that happens he just want subs man
Imagine if he hits 2 mill on 1 jan
My mind is blown
lmao lol XD
Bionic: This is like the most random place for sugar cane to be
The sugar cane I found with no water near it: *No it ain't*
@Telly ye its not under either
Me:Yay a new bionic video
Brain cell : Oh HELL NOOOO
Bionic: i wanna fight this guy legit.
Literally uses fortune 100,000.
Ikrr
What
Yea its crazy
Fhffhyffgxvvzwwaftwqecvhhcfghdewrgcetvvdjbvcfhfvggffvxfyhhyyxfyyyyyyfffggjufchtcvhfdvhfxhtdhydbdcitcgudxjrs
When he said “who ever that was we need to “strip them” I laugh so hard XD
Lol I read this comment right when he said that
Special
10:00 bionic: ima hit them with my Shield!
Like wut..
9:39 if u look at the chat, u will see someone said
"GO LOOK FOR BONC"
Why
@@lekker_theprime316 wdym "why"?
@@lekker_theprime316 why not
@@shpkunky9732 why did he said that
@@lekker_theprime316 if u watched the video, u would know that everybodys teaming up to kill bionic
bonc: I gotta becareful when i use this
also bonc: mines crafting table with the OP pickaxe
Lmao
@@ash_gacha6212 lol lamo
Me: Trying to find a vid from Bionic I didn't watch yet
Bionic: *uploads*
Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Bionic:Lets make me bald
Me:I like your cut g👏
When you mined the crafting table and there was so much I laugh so hard
FUN FACT: On christmas day bonc or should i say baldonic A wild baldonic appeared its a super rere and mystical creature so let get him to two mil
*rare
I will use a master ball tp catch it hahah
6:16 He found one of the Infinity Stone’s
ye the Fortune stone. And diamond stone
Yes it's E P I C to find it
Bionic: our luck is insane
Him right before: makes 2 crafting tables when he had already 1
İm making 31 crafting table in uhc
Run
6:13 oddly satisfying
Bionic - Sub to make me bald
Me - Baldonic Coming right up
Imagine somebody in the uhc watching this video right now lol.
POV : it’s you
@@aryanr1385 nope
After watching bionic
Other RUclipsrs: FORTUNE 1 MILLOIN BOIS
Bonc: bruh
a bunch of youtubers have already done it before
Lol bonc changed the pic of dis fideo
@@igthisishowtis Lol you people spell wrong :P **Bionic**
@@lainephillips9698 u dont undestand it many people call bionic bonc so there spelling is not wrong
@@lainephillips9698 these people spell wrong? The other spellings in the other vids of ur’s is wrong, bruh why would u say that there spelling is wrong but your’s is too.
me:about to go to sleep then see's new notification from bionic maybe i can sleep later
3hours later
maybe just one more video
Imagine someone found where bionic found diamonds there gonna be like wtf
Bro the most insane thing happened to me last summer during new years eve when i started my career in driving roads so my sister wrote a song in abstract and it was so loud we had to eat some boiled paper washers so ur welcome for coming to our bubble car stands
9:34 Bonc is simp
Your a simp
Jk
Bionic :do not underestimate it’s power
Bionic : mines the crafting table with the pick “ oh I messed up DUDE “
“Minecraft Uhc but I have all effects times 100” EDIT: from the comments I shall now say only good effects
He wouldnt die then cuz resistance 100
@@hotgamerbabe3574 but slowness though
69 is better
@@Daniel-ty6hv but speed too so it wouldnt change the speed if there is both effects
@@Daniel-ty6hv do not forget wither poison but then regen extra hearts speed. So basically everything cancels everything
"What's the point of playing bionic's games if you know you'll loose"
-me in the middle of the bionic's match
I Can't stop laughing at 1:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing this guy pumped up everytime makes my mood better
Me:I have smashed the like button beacuse this looks intresting
My mom:um ur not even in the video uhh
Me:Goodbye I don’t know who you are
Everyone make bionic reach 2m subs pls guys his almost there
All minecraft OG's know that gold is actually butter
If you OG you know that wood tools is better and stronger than gold stuff
@F for Respect its actually budder
Its butter apple
@Dheli Games nope its budder it sounds more funny
'Look deadlox17,its budder
Bionic: Its the egirl!
Then bionic said "I wanna kiill "him" i wanna kill "HIM
6:25 We gotta be very careful with thi- *breaks crafting table*
the crafting table: *YOU KNOW DA ROOLS AND SO DO I*
Ep. 3 of saying: "Baldonic go brr" 'til it happens.
BALDONIC GO BRR DAY 1 WITH YOU
E
Not funny brr is not funny
BALDONIC GO BRRRRR day one with you
Bonc go brr
Yo bionic I love your uhc vids they inspire me to do it with my friends
Me too
Bionic : we got a stack and 16 cheese
Bionic with fortune 100,000: OMG we got 20 stacks of cheese
Imagine getting a heart from bionic,
Yeah thats just an imagination
Yes
@@tvboy4461 no
Ikr
Imagine saying that because you Will provoke him to it
tried
Bionic has hair that is bad let’s sub to him to make him bald? (Did not get the second part good )
I agree
@NAWZEER MANNING lol 😆
when bionic doesnt find lapiz: OMG WHERE IS THIS LAPIZ
when bionic doesnt want to find find lapiz: OMG WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS
Baldonic first words: g-g
His parents: he is going to say gah
Baldonic: goggingiga
Lol
Bruh why would the parents say hes going to say gah
Everyone: Watching Vid
Me: Casually Listening To RageExilir's Intro
xLegendMC ?
No One:
Bionic:lets bully everyone and say they're bullying me
me: seeing that bionic aploaded video 2 min ago
My brain: press it fast to see him troll and laugh
lol
when your notification comes faster than the speed of light 👁👄👁
...
My heartbeat raised when i heard that danmachi background music
Fun Fact: if this comment gets a heart from bonc, i will literally make 10 separate accounts and subscribe again
Wow
Did u do it
Do it
@@josephinej8462 jul
do it
When you're too early you don't know what to say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
Right
I thought of this comme t i commented
Last vid
Bionic be like this guy steeling my Doo Doo chees
Hey where is the dude who said he would do episodes of saying “BALDonic go brrrr?”
XD he wa literally below your comment
Who was he
@@kaishikiro it was Lelita Nodado
@@raunakkhadka5107Sorry I didn’t notice
@tHe HuMaN gEnGaR Sorry I didn’t notice
“It’s basically human sheers” - me
Bionic: *says he doesnt cheat*
Also bionic: *has like 64 gold ore without a silk touch pick*
Thumbnail: Fortune 100,000
Video:Efficiency 100,000
50% of the video is literally him going "Oh my god Oh my god". Jk though. Love ur vids
yessss 1.95 MILLION SUBS!!!! 500K TO GO!!!!
That’s not how numbers work..
Me when I see bionic doesn't kill a girl :SIMMMPPPPP
Uhh why does youtube allow cringe comments
Me who lives in Belgium so can’t by the merch for under 60 dollars
Oof
7:20 bionic messes up his crafting to get an enchanting table
Bionic where's your "Minecraft stranded on a raft" series
05:34
bionic : "im getting like 2 fps!"
me: its not 2 fps its like more than 40 fps like mine
ye lol
5:54 bionic: you guys wait what it does in pvp
5:59 bionic: i dont even want to spoil it
Me: but you already spoil it lol 0:11
6:35 it’s so funny
Me: Yay I'm the first comment
Bots: I'm about to end this whole man career
Fax
Lol
Why is this real
Lol
Fact
Bionic:
ITS THE EGIRL
Bionic:
He’s dead x3
11:46
"WE KILLED DREAM!"
Whoever dislikes this video is just angry mums that doesn’t want to promote cheating
Lol
@DAVID MARTINEZ I liked your mountain doo comertial
I mean........ Some of them are just bots
@@maxly331 true that.
nah,its people in Australia trying to like
The episode in a nutshell:-
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!......"
I realized bionic could have made a block of gold and get infinite god apples.
u canyt make god apples
Yeah dad he say
Bonk:GUNGAGINGA... 10 secs later he doesn’t find Lapis
Fans:😱😳🤭
13:44 fun fact he got full prot lvl 3 cuz that his op
I got prot 1, not prot 3 btw
Play BMGO 😂
@@waltendatubbie1468 ?
I’m here in the first minute of you posting 😅😃
1:52 why he pressing his keys so hard 😂
so he can jump faster under a block
Bionic: YOU CAN MINE PLAYERS
Me: wait.. that's illegal
Bionic: cyborgs are the best
Me: BIONIC IS THE BEST NOT CYBORGS
Dang I lost btw I was dreamsmanhunt
Sure buddy
Me sees thumbnail me wait that diamond pick axe looks like netherite
Will senpai bionic finally heart my comment?
Thats just sad rn
No
@@1_hakim_09 he didnt hearted the comment how is that not sad
@@Ficxxee03 );
Let's hope :(
I’m the 911th viewer... Call me Bionic xD
Ur police
@@HardwareStore27 not really XD
I didnt even check the noticifcation and found this in a ramdom video
"Oh my god we have so much gapples" You and your mum heard it I know it
It do be real doe😭😭😂
Se see bionic kill egirl
Me:wait the minute did he just call a steve in cat costume an egirl??
Bionic says: no one is fighting me also bionic there are two people fighting me
When you're early:👁️👄👁️
...
Lol I am early so 👁👄👁
@@justincarrillo8228 yes u are
Imagine getting a like
Ya got 5 likes lol
Make it 7
Make it 8
Bionic you should make a video where you use a sweeping edge 100,000 and let's make bionic bald so that we could smack his head and be like 'i like ya cut g'.😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be so funny.
Woah, I'm early for once-
Same
Same
First time early yayyy early bros
Mood
Same.
YOU ARE GROWING LIKE CRAZY DUDE GOOD JOB I CONFIRM WE WILL SEE BALDONIC BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
Bionic is my fav yt lets make him baldonic I’ve been watching him from the start of his yt channel
His voice has changed
Bonc: I like you cut g * slaps hunter with pickaxe*
Imagine bionic having 1999999 subs on RUclips at 11:59pm on the last day of 2020 and he hits 2 mill on 1st January 2020
bionic; look how it looks though
me; wait a damm minuite
My heartbeat raised and i heard that danmachi background music
Bionic: Let's hit 2 mil I'm so close to it, I can almost taste it...
Me: looks down and it's 4.5 mil... *
this was last year lol
4:38 Wait What “Look How It Looks”
imagine this but in your Minecraft world
Bionic: lets get 2 mill by the end of the year!
Me: FANS ASSEMBLE!
Bionic: one looks like toothpaste and the other look like cheese.
Me: *brushing my teeth after eating cheese*
My brain: *goes from 200 iq to 2 iq*
6:16 at first I thought he let go of the mouse and the pickaxe kept mining, but then I saw it in his hand lol.
Edit i meant 6:06 lol