Everyone's New Favorite Game. [Schedule 1]

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➥‪@CloakMePls‬
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Outro Song: @PlayaPhonkOfficial • SHOOTING STARS

[@BenjiTheDealer]

Hey boss, just letting you know I’m out of product.

[@gumokakministries]

BENJI WTF

[@Saltycavefn]

⁠YOUR A COP

[@LoyalLyft]

FED!

[@DominicPhillips-lq9cj]

Yo go to the drop off spot at 110 old lands 🎉

[@zerotwosimp531]

Nah I just gave you 40 bricks

[@Juliañ-y5f]

Joe give your editor a raise. These little wide zoom in's and whenever he speeds up your voice is killing me!😭😭🙏

[@awshuckshuck]

Cloakmepls deserves a raise 100%
(Joes editor is cloakmepls)

[@MaliyahRaeCottner]

npc🥀

[@eden-50]

joe says he pays his editors 120 a video

[@Prince_william04]

@MaliyahRaeCottnerboy what

[@ToastyWaffle708]

Yea but he’s also cutting quite a lot and it’s kinda frustrating but the cut here 14:02 was funny

[@Ethan710]

0:00 handsome man with rage issues starts talking

[@pookiebear-127]

real

[@ToastyWaffle708]

🤖

[@sriyansaivelgudisey3447]

When does it end

[@Torviking3367]

@sriyansaivelgudisey34471:02:54

[@Haste010]

U have the best name (I’m called Ethan too)

[@jonlee2549]

The shirt store joke actually cracked me up😂😂😂

[@D2G-2025]

I’m saying

[@Schmitzrivals]

That’s incorrect because if it cracked you up then you wouldn’t be able to type that because you would be cracked👍

[@shittycoverzz]

Ooo mama can i have some cookie?

[@1Novivty]

@shittycoverzz a big bag with one cookie init

[@Bigups14]

That whole segment where he was yelling at the cops had me dying 🤣🤣

[@donovanmidtgard7896]

Of course he uploads this right after I finish watching the whole 5 hour vod

[@kiwi_xyzzz]

same bro

[@unkslayer271]

Bro 5 hours atp just play the game yoursef

[@harpxwx]

n ill do it again 😈🙏🙏

[@30regrets]

@unkslayer271nah it’s more fun to watch someone play like joe

[@unkslayer271]

@tbh I only really find that when it’s a game that I don’t enjoy that much or dont plan on playing

[@ChaseEvans-n1b]

0:00 white creamy stuff starts to come all over the screen

[@NoahWright-i4s]

Ok freaky nga

[@Urboyben09]

@NoahWright-i4s🤣

[@JohnLuke-Uh]

i do not believe that you are above the legal age of consent

[@thatMrLumbago]

@JohnLuke-Uh there is no "age of consent" to goon bubba

[@shroomwich]

@JohnLuke-Uh does it matter

[@Dark-oh5ny]

i swear to god joe is addicxted to gambling lmaoooo

[@ReoN.0]

I’m sticking to the vods 😭💔🙏

[@GianEditss]

yup

[@Mew2a]

Why?

[@Sxxtnn]

Ong

[@stevencox7061]

dawg the video hasn’t even been out long enough for you to watch it fully 😭

[@mateuszskrzyp1007]

@stevencox7061why would he watch it if he watches the vods

[@Pubes-o5r]

i watched this video while doing hw and i got unfocused and wrote abt weed by accident

[@MrA559]

"when the allies landed on the beach es of Normandy they started smoking that og kush "💀💀

[@roguenorthkorean]

"i'll take things that never happened for 500 alex"

[@EZEk31211]

Real tho. Why they always saying this type of shit🙏

[@TT-SwngBySlab]

This game is becoming the new storage wars

[@AscendingBlazed]

Smencils were made from recycled newspaper, i remember in grade school i used to peel them apart and found Korean newspaper articles lmao

[@Teaganig]

0:20 Joe needs to start dealing that name is so good💀💀💀

[@Alex_reneaux]

I’m sure he is but he can’t say for legal reasons

[@Sobbingsoyboyslmfaooo]

@Alex_reneauxweeds legal so yes he can

[@Donkeydugg]

7:03 good one

[@Caves_Gt2]

fr

[@RedSpyyTF2]

Yo nice shirt

[@JustaPerson332]

@RedSpyyTF2 thanks i got it at the shirt store

[@aliceinchainsglazer]

53:51 smencils is an insane pull

[@IdkEqual]

Someone shoulda redeemed edible😭

[@Regicide211]

someone did, idk if he'll show it on the main channel but its in the vod

[@boatman-dc3jl]

Someone didn’t wach the vod

[@IdkEqual]

@boatman-dc3jlI was outta town😅

[@elliotross9055]

Day in the life of Joe bartalozzi simulator

[@westonelias3384]

bro i love the speed ups bro😭💔🙏

[@vhobdead7272]

When he was talking to the cop was gold

[@ydenbra]

Bro said bro 2 times in the same sentence, like bro 😭🙏🪑

[@Xooba11]

21:08 “you hear for the… for the weed” got me dying😂

[@kizi774]

Deadass making me feel nostalgic and its only been eighth months

[@Icantfindausername1]

we need a part 2 this was peak (as always)

[@Exohros]

Watch vods

[@longshotsasigma]

the person who made it is getting sued for ip infringement. a diff game made a long time ago looks the exact same pretty much but the other one has better graphics

[@Exohros]

​@longshotsasigmaname?

[@chimchar87]

@longshotsasigmaname?

[@BigBadMan22352]

@chimchar87schedule 1

[@Mettro_mann]

7:00 nah that’s a wild insult

[@walterroederiksen3294]

WHY DID I GET A 2 MINUTES AND 38 SECONDS UNSKIPPABLE GERMAN AD

[@Importmoi]

Brady smh

[@XUI0oo]

turn off your vpn..

[@cannibalorchestra]

LMAOOOO DUMMKOPF

[@a-randomfloof]

41:56 reverse Michael Jackson treatment

[@EMa-u8d4l]

Bro uploaded after he kidnapped me and forced me to watch his 5 hour VOD

[@Travis_Martzall]

44:49 joe does NOT know how to play blackjack 😭

[@Bombaloa-j4x]

i be in the hills

[@Eleveniasty]

a long series from this game was such a good idea

[@preethamshreyas3019]

49:55 he didnt realize peter file ?

[@gwydionkingsquest4837]

i need more of joe bart gambling in schedule 1

[@brendagrabow9534]

0:00 the handsome raging monter starts queefing.

[@Papuka4k-sf6tw]

finally a full video got tierd of watching the vods

[@nushinn5919]

we definitely need a part 2 on this Joe

[@Cool_guy32]

4:28 first actual sell.😊

[@Kwaxo4L]

46:06 he predicted 67

[@preethamshreyas3019]

42:36 w benji

[@TobyP-zk4uo]

18:16 is crazy

[@Machine-alphahasswarrior]

25:19 “favorite effects: schizophrenic” 😭

[@panlover5000]

30:41 he looked GENUINELY afraid

[@Drox.productions]

i have been addicted to this game

[@livelitdielit]

joe making sure everyone eats their veggies... what a saint👍

[@imizimi]

oooh mama can i have some cookie

[@hannahgreat5130]

I had no idea this much was happening when i watched the vod 😭 thanks for the video

[@TickleMonster-p3p]

0:00 legendary handsome italian mafioso man starts talking to his gang about drug prices

[@DutchVanDerLinde-2]

55:27 sounds like the flapjack scream😂

[@txcomoto]

joe is def the best person to watch at night

[@mirokkio9730]

16:23 bro italy is in europe

[@jaMes-n9x9p]

Can’t wait for the update

[@CobraKai-3d1tz]

At 00:00 My favorite buff balding handsome italian man w rage issues and drug and gambling addiction starts cussing and yelling at me❤

[@XavierAdeva]

hey joe glad you posted this game. We all love your content

[@Machine-alphahasswarrior]

45:12 she bounced 😭🙏

[@CBZVR_YT]

day 1 of joe binge watching 🥺🥺

[@JR-JAYY1]

Day 26 for me I am FR

[@MrBear1866]

Joe’s playing a simulator of his day job

[@Xxx_dexter_lover_xxX]

Joe has the best editor of all time

[@MrAssassin69]

Now I just have to wait for a new schedule 1 vod

[@Thepeterpall]

44:30 Joe has inspired to gamble any time I can like him 🙂‍↕️

[@swop1571]

44:55 literally made me spit my drink

[@CarterSwanson-y9z]

i loved whenever the screen spread out it was peak! joe is the best and his weed tastes great!

[@NinjaRocc]

10:10 is literally young mark zuckerburg

[@coolepicgamer69]

my glorious king joe bartolozzi uploaded

[@preethamshreyas3019]

47:47 i know joe gonna be shook lookin at deji's work

[@Its__haleigh]

Him pickpocketing then literally playing her money at HER table

[@gamerbros12345]

Yo crazy theory,
Uncle Nelson is santa claus and he does this on the side to pay the elfs

[@DavidJriscool]

So happy I discovered Joe recently he's so fucking funny 🤣

[@asa_games92]

BARTEL

[@salemrobert6894]

30:40 its trevor from GTA 5

[@AngeLateAgain]

52:33 LMAOOO joe playing games is peak cinema

[@aSilvergold]

First, we have Red 40 and Co. Now, we have Barts Carts

[@steelersfan41]

14:23 "Eduardo" iykyk

[@Jaxerz]

gotta play this again please joe i need it

[@FreakyBob-k5m]

55:19 super attractive man jacked man with gambling issues finally wins it big

[@Jangoridestuttio]

27:38 hourse what?!?!?

[@rayraygames13]

Joe this is the best series I have seen from u yet DO MORE

[@Void.aep69]

0:28 breaking Bart’s in the chat is fire🔥🔥🔥

[@MysteryMen0072]

whoever added the speed ups lemme kiss you

[@Measdu]

53:58 bro i gasped

[@HenrijsMiezitis]

0:00 a white tear went down my leg

[@Rahzpvp]

8:56 bro knows ball

[@rufinohernandez5599]

Please keep playing this game

[@GianEditss]

bruh just watch the vods. he's already close to beating the game

[@189]

Ikr took weeks to put out the first ep

[@rashdub]

He's nowhere near that bro

[@Xx_ThatAintMe_xX]

Guess we not professional Bart enjoyers

[@rashdub]

​@Xx_ThatAintMe_xXwhat does that even mean

[@MonsterGaming-t7j]

no 😐

[@Iliketoastxd]

How dare yt hide this vid from me

[@Extreme_Opinions]

8:46 W breaking bad ref

[@Conrad_9110]

55:30 BANGGG

[@Dzagoevv]

16:30 Joe forgets Italy is in Europe

[@cm00npenguin]

Yeah this was really funny when he said this but I know what he means. He meant like New York Italian-American lmao

[@Coolguyvr-x7m]

Yo, I live in North Dakota and your chat is absolutely right 9:22

[@ElIdrissi1604]

bro i legit just missed the joe bart stream aint no way

[@Johnthegamer496]

W video need pt 2

[@tetsukisser]

this and on the main in the same hour im over stimulated

[@wipeout1445]

Joe ACTUALLY has to continue this

[@saltispicy]

bartel woulda been a tuff name

[@ockssylvain3410]

I love the new mini edits😂

[@ResteActif]

U made me a fan of your content 😂 too funny

[@Νικόλαςκατα]

this came out while im half way through the vod and i dont know where i am to this video so ill just finish the 2 more hour vod

[@Chewie_0007]

“Check and Chong literally” probably the only live Joe Bart viewer I like

[@tatumloge5752]

Riding the bus is a drinking game where I’m from

[@Tam_editzisme]

“Barts carts” is crazy

[@luccidior]

32:41 WHERE'S MY JELLYWIG??? THERE'S MY JELLYWIG!!!

[@cokei7936]

Part 2

[@salmonelIa1]

i LOVE joe bartlozi

[@samd7476]

I lived in North Dakota for four years. I think it's more of a meth state. I went on a ride-along with the a local police department there. There was actually a motel that they all called the Meth Lounge, with sex offender residents an officer was in charge of babysitting.

[@shartfacedoodoohead]

9:16 yes we do

[@sh3blushp1nk]

The Uncle Nelson voice impressions are hilarious 😂💀