Would You Try Milkman's Scarlet Milk?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024

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  • @kuobah
    @kuobah 5 месяцев назад +30495

    I like the idea that he's "selling a new type of milk" implies that he's normally covered in regular milk

    • @pasta_eeee
      @pasta_eeee 5 месяцев назад +2227

      **that’s not much better visually**

    • @jupiter771
      @jupiter771 5 месяцев назад +344

      Sorry abt that

    • @CheeseyWitch
      @CheeseyWitch 5 месяцев назад +377

      ​@@pasta_eeee r34:

    • @Itzme_yellow
      @Itzme_yellow 5 месяцев назад +87

      💀💀💀

    • @1983SpringBonnie
      @1983SpringBonnie 5 месяцев назад +182

      Yes and its mine 😋 /j

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience 5 месяцев назад +34039

    In this game's artstyle, that milkman is an actual supermodel.

    • @ru22100
      @ru22100 5 месяцев назад +1560

      The person with the actual model career looks like an hourglass
      Honestly if I was in this game and it’s art style I’d go with the milkman too

    • @NOTsude3444
      @NOTsude3444 5 месяцев назад +227

      There are other characters that look normal

    • @jonal5126
      @jonal5126 5 месяцев назад +96

      What about Steven?

    • @NOTsude3444
      @NOTsude3444 5 месяцев назад +56

      Angus ciprianni

    • @Dazaisimp101
      @Dazaisimp101 5 месяцев назад +39

      Him and angus

  • @MICHAELTUMANGDAY
    @MICHAELTUMANGDAY 5 месяцев назад +5889

    no way Francis got milked by the fans hard, so hard he started milking Strawberry Milk 💀

  • @Solanin0803
    @Solanin0803 6 месяцев назад +3650

    He was so bold with that lie, I almost felt inclined to let him in

    • @cnm7558
      @cnm7558 5 месяцев назад +166

      nah hes just so fine af

    • @MiiPunchy
      @MiiPunchy 5 месяцев назад

      ​@cnm7558 REAL.

    • @Minawii2022
      @Minawii2022 5 месяцев назад +5

      900th like

    • @John-pl6tj
      @John-pl6tj 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@cnm7558 really your gay

    • @boopieeeee
      @boopieeeee 5 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@John-pl6tjnow I ain't exactly gay
      but i ain't exactly
      NOT gay

  • @adrenjones9301
    @adrenjones9301 6 месяцев назад +13852

    Is that blood?
    "Oh don't worry, its not mine."

    • @_Totallyawesomedragonpuppeteer
      @_Totallyawesomedragonpuppeteer 5 месяцев назад +301

      That’s not much more reassuring

    • @Joe-gz1fr
      @Joe-gz1fr 5 месяцев назад +226

      To be entirely fair, in a world with doppelgangers who wants to eat you, that's valid

    • @cheese_adi
      @cheese_adi 5 месяцев назад +94

      Period blood fr

    • @Yes_im_alive
      @Yes_im_alive 5 месяцев назад +23

      Relatable-

    • @KRF_02
      @KRF_02 5 месяцев назад +7

      911 likes😮

  • @unigon7275
    @unigon7275 4 месяца назад +1480

    My head cannon is that he's just a serial killer and with all the crazy stuff going on with the Doppelgangers he's just not caring enough to clean himself up after murders.

    • @femininepeppermint7661
      @femininepeppermint7661 17 дней назад +4

      Or…a better theory is that the monster that’s impersonating him just killed someone before this

    • @unigon7275
      @unigon7275 17 дней назад +2

      Its a head cannon bro, let me dream. Ik its not accurate.

    • @femininepeppermint7661
      @femininepeppermint7661 17 дней назад

      @@unigon7275 oooooooh I just thought you never played the game and this was like the first time seeing it or something

    • @unigon7275
      @unigon7275 16 дней назад

      OHHHH im sorry, i thought u were being mean lolz, sorry

    • @femininepeppermint7661
      @femininepeppermint7661 16 дней назад

      @@unigon7275 yeah no, unfortunately text responses on social media have that effect and I don’t like using emojis for some irrational reason

  • @RayPIANO.
    @RayPIANO. 5 месяцев назад +7587

    If he said "I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.", I would let him pass.

    • @emelylql
      @emelylql 5 месяцев назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💩💩💩💩💩

    • @-GhostF-cker-
      @-GhostF-cker- 5 месяцев назад

      "I am the milkman...my milk is delicious."

    • @veinfish
      @veinfish 5 месяцев назад +75

      @@emelylql☠️??

    • @snikerdoodleunite789
      @snikerdoodleunite789 5 месяцев назад +63

      @@emelylqlwhat😭

    • @Alpha-rf1pv
      @Alpha-rf1pv 5 месяцев назад +44

      I get the reference!😂

  • @unicorn_kitty2246
    @unicorn_kitty2246 6 месяцев назад +31901

    Ah yes, my favorite milkman who sells "Scarlet milk"

    • @Drebolaskan
      @Drebolaskan 5 месяцев назад +360

      It tastes like rusty iron, and iron is an essential nutrient. It's healthy!

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 5 месяцев назад +102

      thats him, the milkman after he takes it to far on his 300th karen encounter.

    • @Editzoffmute
      @Editzoffmute 5 месяцев назад +26

      What happens if he wasn't a dopplr hanger

    • @marijagligorijevic8831
      @marijagligorijevic8831 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Editzoffmuteidk??

    • @Editzoffmute
      @Editzoffmute 5 месяцев назад

      @@marijagligorijevic8831 okkk

  • @Your_Chairz
    @Your_Chairz 4 месяца назад +487

    Bro one woman came up to me with a rotating head and said "Its rotating head flu"

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 3 месяца назад +32

      NAHHH NOT THE “HEAD-FLU ROTATION” WOMAN 😭😭😭

    • @RoyaleRs07
      @RoyaleRs07 3 месяца назад +9

      In Spanish it sounds even sillier
      "Cabeza-rotatitis"

    • @katxxiaa
      @katxxiaa 2 месяца назад +4

      mía stone lamo

    • @not-so-obvious_autism777
      @not-so-obvious_autism777 Месяц назад

      @@RoyaleRs07 *_HAHAHAHAHA_* 😭😭😭💀🖐🏽

  • @Ittlibawbisb
    @Ittlibawbisb 5 месяцев назад +7163

    Istg that glass is the only thing that keeps the milkman safe from me

    • @syafiqsomplak9712
      @syafiqsomplak9712 5 месяцев назад +378

      Hell naw

    • @abcxyz-dp4rl
      @abcxyz-dp4rl 5 месяцев назад +371

      Hell yes

    • @Springzack
      @Springzack 5 месяцев назад +117

      Don’t you mean it’s the only thing that keeps you safe from the milkman?
      Edit: ._.

    • @Nom-Nom_TacoNom
      @Nom-Nom_TacoNom 5 месяцев назад +439

      @@Springzacknope, he means the milkman safe from him

    • @wheresthecandy2019
      @wheresthecandy2019 5 месяцев назад +263

      Milkman cant catch a break 😭😭😭

  • @dominichines9996
    @dominichines9996 6 месяцев назад +47202

    Should have called his apartment

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle 6 месяцев назад +1968

      But how would that help when he's on the list and lives on his own? No one would be at the apartment.

    • @max-r5k
      @max-r5k 6 месяцев назад +4720

      ​@@angie.castleThat's the point. When you call his apartment and the person replies then the "milkman" in front of him is a doppelganger.

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle 6 месяцев назад +2505

      @@max-r5k but the milkman is on the list for the day, meaning he's not home and is expected to come to the window

    • @aero8921
      @aero8921 6 месяцев назад +686

      ​@@max-r5khe was in the list? so if he doesn't reply, he's probably gonna show up... unless he has already been there

    • @UnlimitedOfSky
      @UnlimitedOfSky 6 месяцев назад +577

      You can't call someone if they're on list, plus milkman live alone and no one will pick the phone up

  • @-Naomi-The-Wolf1
    @-Naomi-The-Wolf1 4 месяца назад +526

    *✨In milkman we trust, and in him we thrust✨*

  • @loluwka1177
    @loluwka1177 6 месяцев назад +10616

    Man really was about to say "I am a Milkman, and my milk us delicius"

    • @maelthrajaluk42
      @maelthrajaluk42 6 месяцев назад +110

      It's fortified with what the world wants 😂

    • @addyoats4935
      @addyoats4935 6 месяцев назад +84

      @@maelthrajaluk42 you are not ready for the milk! and the milk is not ready for you!

    • @snowfsh
      @snowfsh 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@maelthrajaluk42What the world deserves!

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 5 месяцев назад +57

      Special delivery today, RAGH! *Explodes cars*

    • @LevitheEldritchAbomination
      @LevitheEldritchAbomination 5 месяцев назад +12

      I think he's got a special delivery for us

  • @sebastienbusque2312
    @sebastienbusque2312 5 месяцев назад +832

    I'm constantly impressed by his deadpan delivery of those lines.

    • @mhgb1333
      @mhgb1333 5 месяцев назад +22

      It's the “Mmm” with the tired eyes that gets me honestly.

  • @Who_could_this_be_now
    @Who_could_this_be_now 5 месяцев назад +382

    “Delivering Something Other Than Milk”💀💀💀💀

  • @TheAxeManOfTheUSSR
    @TheAxeManOfTheUSSR 5 месяцев назад +946

    “Anything happened before you got here?”
    “Eh just a little bit of ruckus outside”

    • @Candi_lover_fr_fr
      @Candi_lover_fr_fr 5 месяцев назад +7

      Glad to be the 69th like 🙂‍↕️✨

  • @theguywhoasked498
    @theguywhoasked498 6 месяцев назад +7018

    Bro could've said he was attacked by dopplegangers and boom he says scaroet milk

    • @buttAttack
      @buttAttack 6 месяцев назад +486

      Saying you were attacked by something that can easily replace you if you lost the fight would only rase suspicion.

    • @martinnavarrete5279
      @martinnavarrete5279 6 месяцев назад +375

      ​@@buttAttackit is much more intelligent than making up something that does not exist while being covered on it.

    • @cjl1w4g27
      @cjl1w4g27 6 месяцев назад +75

      ​@@martinnavarrete5279 both equally not intelligent

    • @mental_decay_
      @mental_decay_ 5 месяцев назад +189

      ​@@cjl1w4g27idk, winning a fight against a doppelganger is more plausible than spilling a non-existent kind of milk all over you

    • @ladyfalcia
      @ladyfalcia 5 месяцев назад +31

      ...."It's been a long day."

  • @N.I.N.A.K.A.M.I.L.A
    @N.I.N.A.K.A.M.I.L.A 4 месяца назад +94

    I feel like diedevdies voice fits PERFECTLY with milkman

  • @mage4585
    @mage4585 6 месяцев назад +658

    simping hard..

    • @KaiKai-qc6hk
      @KaiKai-qc6hk 6 месяцев назад +110

      I cant tell if i agree with you, or if the other ugly characters in this game make the Milk Man look hot in comparison lol

    • @pipeliner4029
      @pipeliner4029 6 месяцев назад +7

      Same

    • @FancyPantaloons
      @FancyPantaloons 6 месяцев назад +67

      ​@@KaiKai-qc6hk There's an actual phenomenon where people who are around ugly people are seen as more attractive

    • @violasses
      @violasses 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@KaiKai-qc6hkBOTH

    • @KaiKai-qc6hk
      @KaiKai-qc6hk 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@FancyPantaloonsi dont know if id call it a phenomenon, but ive heard of that

  • @scratthesquirrel5242
    @scratthesquirrel5242 6 месяцев назад +1903

    fun fact, milk actually does come in different colors. sometimes when there's an injury on the teat blood gets mixed with milk, and becomes strawberry milk. its not actual strawberry flavor, ofcourse, just has the same color. its also safe to drink. farmers know this for cows and stuff, but new moms sometimes panic about it when it happens to them.

    • @outkast937
      @outkast937 6 месяцев назад +142

      It also doesnt leave the farm, much less gets to a milkman 😂 but yep, whole bunch of colors of milk..

    • @lootballchen
      @lootballchen 5 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@outkast937how did it sound so dubious when you said it like that?

    • @cloutgrabber
      @cloutgrabber 5 месяцев назад +6

      I've had yellow milk in 2020

    • @SingleIsFreedom
      @SingleIsFreedom 5 месяцев назад

      @@cloutgrabber piss milk

    • @SingleIsFreedom
      @SingleIsFreedom 5 месяцев назад +11

      oh wait nvrm banana milk exists

  • @roniii735
    @roniii735 4 месяца назад +44

    "It's scarlet milk"
    "Then could you tell me why you're covered in it?"

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 месяца назад +3

      "Someone didn't like the free sample and spit it all over my uniform"

  • @ZenoReaperMax1781
    @ZenoReaperMax1781 6 месяцев назад +250

    Love how it loops. Each time he says "next" another scarlet milkman comes in.

    • @Skoatia
      @Skoatia 5 месяцев назад +19

      The Scarlet Milkmen.

    • @ZenoReaperMax1781
      @ZenoReaperMax1781 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Skoatia fear them all

    • @GamerGirlq
      @GamerGirlq 5 месяцев назад +4

      “Oblabububugah” The Milkmen

  • @biohazard_the_potato_muncher
    @biohazard_the_potato_muncher 5 месяцев назад +1110

    I swear the milkman is always the one with the most wild copies
    (im proud of the HOOON chain)

  • @CooolSkeleton95
    @CooolSkeleton95 3 месяца назад +22

    "Save a cow, milk the milkman" 😭✋

  • @Permiton
    @Permiton 6 месяцев назад +2103

    He should've said Strawberry milk that's a bit more believable than Scarlet Milk

    • @RC-xl8se
      @RC-xl8se 6 месяцев назад +16

      But why is he covered in it?

    • @DumbFuckingKid
      @DumbFuckingKid 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@RC-xl8se idk it spilled

    • @fyregus
      @fyregus 6 месяцев назад +101

      @@RC-xl8se He just got back from a secret girls gone wild party involving strawberry milk... and perhaps periods.

    • @moosefromsky3986
      @moosefromsky3986 6 месяцев назад +24

      ​@RC-xl8se Lost a fight with the strawberry syrup?

    • @RyouTheChocolateBar
      @RyouTheChocolateBar 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@RC-xl8se maybe because he had a rough day and tripped, spilling the milk all over him :D

  • @Ariistocat
    @Ariistocat 5 месяцев назад +111

    Honestly, I'll try anything that man has to offer

  • @Ninjapizza8247
    @Ninjapizza8247 6 месяцев назад +1604

    "Everything checks out, he's just covered in blood"
    You didn't call his apartment... you need to check EVERYTHING

    • @allisonpierce3899
      @allisonpierce3899 6 месяцев назад +98

      Oh dude if he's on the list that means he's not home

    • @Ninjapizza8247
      @Ninjapizza8247 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@allisonpierce3899
      Ok

    • @turquoisephoenix6548
      @turquoisephoenix6548 6 месяцев назад +118

      @@allisonpierce3899 Its literally one of the ways to check, you don't know if they came home already so you call, if they pick up it confirms its a dupe, if they don't it confirms they arent home and that its actually them. Its like you haven't seen this game before even though its everywhere

    • @everythingpony
      @everythingpony 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@turquoisephoenix6548if you're at work and I call your apartment and you don't answer but your doppelganger showed up

    • @FrostedStar2005
      @FrostedStar2005 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@turquoisephoenix6548Small problem there, if you let in a doppelganger they'll actually give you false positives with the phone method.

  • @fartingfox8072
    @fartingfox8072 5 месяцев назад +100

    Poor guy got absolutely obliterated in a fight and was too ashamed to admit it 😢

  • @Anabella_the_therian
    @Anabella_the_therian 5 месяцев назад +112

    Save the scarlet cows, milk the man.

  • @myleftnut7032
    @myleftnut7032 5 месяцев назад +4538

    LET HIM COOK!… er… hold on…
    LET HIM MILK!
    Edit: why are y’all saying “ayo pause” and “finish that sentence”? POOKIE, YOU READ THE COMMENT!

    • @Sickly_Mushroom
      @Sickly_Mushroom 5 месяцев назад +139

      Woah there buckaroo... 🤨🤨

    • @Ihatesocietyman
      @Ihatesocietyman 4 месяца назад +5

      WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE PARTNER 🔫🤠

    • @Sunny_Omori12352
      @Sunny_Omori12352 4 месяца назад +110

      PAUSE 🛑✋🏼⛔🚫🔫🤠

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 4 месяца назад +30

      No no no no no

    • @myleftnut7032
      @myleftnut7032 4 месяца назад +33

      @@Sickly_Mushroom I said what I said

  • @Duraludude
    @Duraludude 5 месяцев назад +390

    “I would have tried it.”
    You’d turn into one of them 💀

    • @aidenfarr8900
      @aidenfarr8900 5 месяцев назад +20

      I am the milkman, my milk is delicious

    • @FootEater337
      @FootEater337 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@aidenfarr8900 how did I interpret that sentence THAT BAD?? 💀🔫

    • @Axcyantol
      @Axcyantol 5 месяцев назад

      @@FootEater337why are you pointing a gun at yourself if you're already dead

  • @thegirlinyourwalls...
    @thegirlinyourwalls... 4 месяца назад +20

    You know what they say
    *Save a cow milk a milkman-*

    • @jtteope1178
      @jtteope1178 3 месяца назад +2

      that is not what they say 💀
      ok maybe the simps say it

  • @GalileaArellanes-vy3tk
    @GalileaArellanes-vy3tk 6 месяцев назад +13694

    HEAR ME OUT.

    • @blastortoise0785
      @blastortoise0785 6 месяцев назад +1084

      All ears

    • @angela_playz4680
      @angela_playz4680 6 месяцев назад +269

      @blastortoise0785 not my ears

    • @ishelcampos3417
      @ishelcampos3417 5 месяцев назад +283

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 5 месяцев назад +695

      Like, ‘bend over’ hear me out or ‘he can’t be that bad’ hear me out?

    • @cerventiss
      @cerventiss 5 месяцев назад +72

      what😨

  • @KraileVLZM
    @KraileVLZM 6 месяцев назад +3538

    Why is he lowkey fine lmao

  • @colibri224
    @colibri224 3 месяца назад +5

    I meeeaaannn... his appereance is on point. You could be a human neighbor AND a serial killer in you spare time.

  • @pestilenssi8979
    @pestilenssi8979 6 месяцев назад +2038

    Ok yeah he is kinda hot covered in blood

  • @nuuhuuh
    @nuuhuuh 5 месяцев назад +331

    Gojo figure incident:

    • @raine0129
      @raine0129 5 месяцев назад +11

      Naw💀

    • @Huffy-dl6mi
      @Huffy-dl6mi 5 месяцев назад +8

      i just had to look that up...
      i regret looking it up

    • @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603
      @yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Huffy-dl6mido I want to know....

    • @zorubark
      @zorubark 5 месяцев назад

      @@yourlocalcoffeeaddict9603 It's technically not that bad as some other incidents, but let's say it's too gross for most people... (dont look it up on google images at least before knowing what it is, trust me)

    • @myah3617
      @myah3617 5 месяцев назад

      LMAOAO

  • @alexbatatas3828
    @alexbatatas3828 4 месяца назад +2

    stopped delivering milk to deliver bullets

  • @Nowherebuteverywere333
    @Nowherebuteverywere333 5 месяцев назад +954

    Why are people so obsessed with him? He looks like he just went through his 4th divorce

    • @Pony_PlayZ12
      @Pony_PlayZ12 5 месяцев назад +153

      Fangirls and fanboys problem
      I also Think I know why This is happening Because I saw someone's comment in other video where they said they love guys that are "tired" and etc like that and I read the rest and dang It's wild

    • @SpikeyEnigma
      @SpikeyEnigma 5 месяцев назад +228

      Yeah its the whole tired thing for sure, that and hes like the one remotely attractive character other then 2 others

    • @Pony_PlayZ12
      @Pony_PlayZ12 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@SpikeyEnigma Fr

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 5 месяцев назад +43

      that's the good part

    • @anhdungdo5449
      @anhdungdo5449 5 месяцев назад +19

      4th divorce!? Damn

  • @justkidding0147
    @justkidding0147 5 месяцев назад +2611

    I would ABSOLUTELY try milkman’s milk.
    Mother, I have doth reached a certain point of popularity to have been delivered the title of “famous”

  • @helljumper2565
    @helljumper2565 5 месяцев назад +5

    Looks like Ted got to witness what schlatt did in 99

  • @Slc451
    @Slc451 5 месяцев назад +267

    Why do I see this milk man everywhere!
    I swear I can't escape him

    • @tabbykitten722
      @tabbykitten722 5 месяцев назад +22

      he is the milkman, his milk is delicious.

    • @alhidiw-cu2zv
      @alhidiw-cu2zv 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@tabbykitten722💀

    • @tabbykitten722
      @tabbykitten722 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@alhidiw-cu2zv it's a psychonauts 2 reference. he goes insane and blows up an orphanage or something

    • @Chi0ne_luvz_Trit0n
      @Chi0ne_luvz_Trit0n 5 месяцев назад +6

      Same, and i can't escape people saying "milk the man"😭

    • @veinfish
      @veinfish 5 месяцев назад

      ted nivison

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry 5 месяцев назад +40

    If he got indignant like "Yes I know I'm covered in blood now can I please go take a shower in my apartment" I might think twice

    • @lydfunkgamer8701
      @lydfunkgamer8701 5 месяцев назад

      Just the question, how did he get cover in blood? Only someone gets dirty if they are injured or kill many people at a deadly rate.

  • @ITZWI1NNY
    @ITZWI1NNY 4 месяца назад +396

    "Bow blu blu blow blup." Ah, beautiful
    YALL BLOWING UP MAHH PHONEE AHHHH

    • @alexstreem7620
      @alexstreem7620 4 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @nausheenferozuddin76
      @nausheenferozuddin76 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Seahorse_303
      @Seahorse_303 4 месяца назад +2

      PROOOOOTTTT

    • @ITZWI1NNY
      @ITZWI1NNY 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Seahorse_303 You have now all been granted as moderators for my channel:3

    • @Sukuna.170
      @Sukuna.170 3 месяца назад +2

      Tf you mean you almost farted 💀💀💀

  • @Justsammm17
    @Justsammm17 5 месяцев назад +19

    NOT EVEN THE D.D.D CAN STOP ME

  • @KKpanda312
    @KKpanda312 6 месяцев назад +216

    Why is the milk man kinda….

    • @MakiZenin-fc5mj
      @MakiZenin-fc5mj 5 месяцев назад +6

      FR😻🙏

    • @Sp44c3_F44cE
      @Sp44c3_F44cE 5 месяцев назад +3

      On godddddd 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 5 месяцев назад +3

      Wth is going on, I don't see it.

    • @EMuoToRI-d9b
      @EMuoToRI-d9b 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@pneumon6990YOU NEED GLASSES💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥🗣🗣🗣🗣😻😻😻😻

    • @limelemon-pv7hs
      @limelemon-pv7hs 5 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know why the heck people simp for him🥲

  • @Many_Trav3ls
    @Many_Trav3ls 4 месяца назад +3

    This man has the smoothest most satisfying voice ever. My life would be complete if he voiced the Milkman

  • @adelinejaslynnhenry8728
    @adelinejaslynnhenry8728 5 месяцев назад +369

    Milkman ❌
    Milk the man ✅

  • @Sammy_TD
    @Sammy_TD 6 месяцев назад +156

    "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious"

  • @miskahn
    @miskahn 5 месяцев назад +29

    Th person voicing this actually sounds like a tired minimum wage man 💀

  • @sshshshshhshshshshhshsh
    @sshshshshhshshshshhshsh 5 месяцев назад +135

    "Save the cow, Milk the man"

  • @adelinejaslynnhenry8728
    @adelinejaslynnhenry8728 5 месяцев назад +130

    SAVE THE COWS, MILK THE MILKMAN
    SAVE THE COWS, MILK THE MILKMAN
    SAVE THE COWS, MILK THE MILKMAN
    SAVE THE COWS, MILK THE MILKMAN
    SAVE THE COWS, MILK THE MILKMAN

    • @SpikeyEnigma
      @SpikeyEnigma 5 месяцев назад +5

      aaaand now theres a cult movement

    • @LocalSpawnPoint
      @LocalSpawnPoint 5 месяцев назад +6

      bluds a part of Peta 💀

    • @idchunn
      @idchunn 5 месяцев назад +2

      🙏🙇🧎💀

    • @bruh-_-9818
      @bruh-_-9818 5 месяцев назад +1

      Save the milkmen,milk the cow

    • @Banana_Bennido
      @Banana_Bennido 5 месяцев назад

      No more cow milk!!

  • @echo_active07
    @echo_active07 4 месяца назад +5

    I will NEVER call blood anything else than Scarlet Milk now

  • @nyko2580
    @nyko2580 5 месяцев назад +49

    "im the milkman, my milk is delicious. Special delivery"

  • @izukumidoriya6229
    @izukumidoriya6229 6 месяцев назад +32

    "Save the cows, milk the milkman"

  • @adjorkormills82
    @adjorkormills82 4 месяца назад +2

    The first person who said no to Francis

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 6 месяцев назад +255

    If this wasnt a game, he should have said "hmm? Yeah its blood. Get over yourself."

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 6 месяцев назад +53

      The actual milkman would say that tbh

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 5 месяцев назад +30

      Id let him in, just because its funny

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@inlawbanjoreddead-ub5yv i had a stroke trying to read that bro, please use some punctuation

    • @inlawbanjoreddead-ub5yv
      @inlawbanjoreddead-ub5yv 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@communistskeletonpiss Uhh.... Sorry i take that back.

  • @Ivantill567
    @Ivantill567 5 месяцев назад +83

    I've spent most of my time, drawing him over and over again, i draw him until my hands are sore, i watch his edits until i feel sleepy, i think about him every single time 24/7, and i LOVE Francis.

    • @HackboyPlays
      @HackboyPlays 5 месяцев назад +12

      Get a therapist, not even joking

    • @Ivantill567
      @Ivantill567 5 месяцев назад +18

      Did it but they got tired of me and after that time, my parents never sent me to therapy ever again (i once spilled a hot tea on my therapist and she got to the hospital bcs of me)

    • @belphigorii
      @belphigorii 5 месяцев назад +1

      hai ivantill fan

    • @Missmctavish
      @Missmctavish 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same pookie except I have posters of him in my room 🎉

    • @veinfish
      @veinfish 5 месяцев назад +2

      😬

  • @Nottellsss
    @Nottellsss 4 месяца назад +3

    “Stay away from the milkman! He’s very dangerous” me- nah keep him away from me ❤❤❤

  • @V18r1st
    @V18r1st 6 месяцев назад +104

    Even if he was selling scarlet milk why tf would he be absolutely covered on it lol

    • @DumbFuckingKid
      @DumbFuckingKid 6 месяцев назад

      Crashed the milk truck

    • @net343
      @net343 6 месяцев назад +24

      Dropped it

    • @mistydraw3602
      @mistydraw3602 5 месяцев назад +15

      Promotion

    • @airtempest8945
      @airtempest8945 5 месяцев назад +7

      Children and mentos.

    • @Sawbones.
      @Sawbones. 5 месяцев назад

      He ate some girl on her red tide

  • @FalloutProto
    @FalloutProto 6 месяцев назад +120

    “Oblublubluh” 😢

  • @PatrykEmanuel12
    @PatrykEmanuel12 5 месяцев назад +4

    that ain't my neighbour, that's my husband💀🙏

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 6 месяцев назад +234

    Imagine he just had a bad day, maybe he got mugged or something, and then you do this to him. That’d be downright EVIL.

  • @o0o.dumpster_catz.o0o
    @o0o.dumpster_catz.o0o 5 месяцев назад +31

    The milk man is constantly covered in milk then.... Or is he..?
    (Plus, HES FINE GAHD DAYUM)

  • @mirophew7164
    @mirophew7164 4 месяца назад +11

    Its amazing how we all just at some point agreed to make this character Became a world wide crush in 1 night. And rizz on him like crazy with already millions of fan art of him online

  • @uliksbajri3211
    @uliksbajri3211 6 месяцев назад +44

    id try HIS sample iykyk

  • @AnmieEdisx
    @AnmieEdisx 5 месяцев назад +6

    He’s voice is so fine🫣🥹

  • @BILLCIPHERYIPPEE
    @BILLCIPHERYIPPEE 5 месяцев назад +9

    Scarlet milk:🚫
    Oblgbolblgolblog:👍

  • @jamescameron5090
    @jamescameron5090 5 месяцев назад +12

    imagine he comes in covered in white fluid saying it's milk..

  • @cronosurven
    @cronosurven 5 месяцев назад +4

    D.D.D Want To Try His Scarlet Milk

  • @FloofyCat
    @FloofyCat 6 месяцев назад +56

    Bro milked that cow too hard😢😭🥲🥺🤯😳

  • @Bayonetta_THEofficial
    @Bayonetta_THEofficial 5 месяцев назад +146

    HELP WHY IS HE SO FINE LIKE-

    • @swallowrox-
      @swallowrox- 5 месяцев назад +12

      what

    • @wheresthecandy2019
      @wheresthecandy2019 5 месяцев назад

      Please dont look further into the comments 🗿​@@swallowrox-

    • @BeanArmyLeader
      @BeanArmyLeader 5 месяцев назад +6

      What

    • @WafflesBr0
      @WafflesBr0 5 месяцев назад +9

      IKR 🥵

    • @swallowrox-
      @swallowrox- 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@WafflesBr0 who you guys talking abt bruv

  • @Mother_Russia12
    @Mother_Russia12 4 месяца назад +2

    “He’s a perfect do-“
    “HE IS PERFECT..”

  • @C0RAAARYY
    @C0RAAARYY 5 месяцев назад +17

    Milk man didn’t get his raise💀

  • @rosequartzssword
    @rosequartzssword 5 месяцев назад +43

    the fact that my cousins name is Scarlet is wild 💀

  • @naeka9752
    @naeka9752 6 месяцев назад +162

    I can fix him 😂

  • @Mardellox
    @Mardellox 6 месяцев назад +18

    Bro looks like he's been thru some hardcore sht 😭

  • @theidiotwithnoname2801
    @theidiotwithnoname2801 3 месяца назад +2

    Imagine it's not even a doppelganger and he's just a killer

  • @pixie-o4462
    @pixie-o4462 6 месяцев назад +126

    He's sooo 😍😍😍

  • @adrianahuaman9157
    @adrianahuaman9157 5 месяцев назад +219

    Lovers be like:
    Save the milk man and milk the cow🤦‍♀️
    Save the cow and milk the milk man😊

  • @turidrowned
    @turidrowned 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is just the modern day Jeff the Killer. If you know, you know.

  • @Royal_Cadet
    @Royal_Cadet 5 месяцев назад +31

    What if he said he fought a doppelganger instead of saying it's scarlet milk

  • @NeclirGo
    @NeclirGo 5 месяцев назад +21

    "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."

  • @cyberslayer3658
    @cyberslayer3658 4 месяца назад +3

    "Oho, no no no, I said we were having Scarlett milk! That's what I call the new milk I made"
    "You're calling your new milk 'Scarlett milk?"
    "Yes!"
    "Mmm I see."

  • @randomfandomsyt1
    @randomfandomsyt1 5 месяцев назад +17

    MILK MAN IS A SMASH
    YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND.

    • @user-gt7zb5nz2s
      @user-gt7zb5nz2s 5 месяцев назад

      Y'all are weird. Change my mind. (No argument but I'm just a bit pissed and that's it.)

  • @Mylittledeath_mlpinfectionau
    @Mylittledeath_mlpinfectionau 5 месяцев назад +8

    Save a cow!
    milk the milkman!- wait WHAT!!!

  • @Cky_Vi.andsoslay
    @Cky_Vi.andsoslay 3 месяца назад +1

    “New cow it’s a strawberry cow that makes red strawberry milk”
    -MilkMan

  • @GGGSumSum
    @GGGSumSum 5 месяцев назад +8

    Ah yes he partnered with Dr. Afton. Nice.

    • @luna18915
      @luna18915 5 месяцев назад +2

      michael dont leave me hereeee. michaeeeelllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @GGGSumSum
      @GGGSumSum 5 месяцев назад

      AAAHŒAÆ*CRUNCH*AŒØÆÃ-

    • @GGGSumSum
      @GGGSumSum 3 месяца назад

      OMG 😂

  • @lucasl202-61
    @lucasl202-61 6 месяцев назад +28

    Ive heard people say that milk man is almost a reference to Ted Nivison's character and seeing this now-
    Just adds to it lmao

    • @BunFrFr
      @BunFrFr 5 месяцев назад +3

      I thought i was the only one in this entire comment section who saw Ted Nivison
      I haven’t seen anybody at all mention Ted and thats crazy to me

    • @aishaminaaf8689
      @aishaminaaf8689 5 месяцев назад +1

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS-

    • @inurpocket
      @inurpocket 5 месяцев назад

      @@BunFrFrME TOO

    • @inurpocket
      @inurpocket 5 месяцев назад +1

      finally someone said it

    • @Cr1ms0nCann1bal
      @Cr1ms0nCann1bal 5 месяцев назад +5

      i was looking for this comment, i only see ted when i see the milk man-

  • @errorsheep
    @errorsheep 4 месяца назад +3

    *Casually says "no", before pulling the alarm*

  • @sanzusspouse6420
    @sanzusspouse6420 5 месяцев назад +5

    "save a cow, milk the man"

  • @-LaCreatura
    @-LaCreatura 5 месяцев назад +39

    Ah yes, the best milk "Period Milk"

  • @StrawberryTheCatOfficial
    @StrawberryTheCatOfficial 3 месяца назад +1

    “Scarlet milk” uhhh- nah he killed some one

  • @Aiolet
    @Aiolet 5 месяцев назад +6

    Is milk not just blood but refined organically? (They obviously aren't the same but milk is made from extracting vitamins and antibodies with essential ingredients necessary for growth from blood)

  • @miss.7964
    @miss.7964 5 месяцев назад +7

    Bro should've just said that he had a rough day, would've convinced me.

  • @Doritolover9000
    @Doritolover9000 4 месяца назад +1

    If it was Scarlet milk, the sample was poisonous

  • @stancucristina8736
    @stancucristina8736 5 месяцев назад +11

    everyone be like:
    ✅🏃‍♀️💨

  • @noisetv69
    @noisetv69 5 месяцев назад +17

    Next thing you know it hes gonna show up covered in "milk" and people are gonna take it out of conext when its acual milk

  • @MechaPanda658
    @MechaPanda658 4 месяца назад +1

    That wasn’t a doupleganger milk man is just canonically a murderer

  • @neko9x19mm8
    @neko9x19mm8 6 месяцев назад +45

    Nah milkman here is delivering the milk of death