HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 149

  • @liamkavanagh6243
    @liamkavanagh6243 5 лет назад +62

    Snap, Crackle, Pop, you're at the bar with 3 half pints of Guiness looking preeeeetty cool

  • @eternalwatcher3628
    @eternalwatcher3628 2 года назад +26

    “She thinks she’s made full contact. THIS IS CRUCIAL.”

  • @DemonTweeks91
    @DemonTweeks91 11 лет назад +196

    My top tip is to seek out girls with low self esteem and give them a dirty look to insure their confidence is at rock bottom and then start dancing with their friend. Once they look like they want to leave or are almost crying. Pounce! I'm such a top geezer! Oi Oiiiiiiii!

    • @bennbo
      @bennbo 8 лет назад

      hahaha gold

    • @IrishGary1
      @IrishGary1 7 лет назад +1

      DemonTweeks91 brilliantly accurate

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 2 года назад +1

      Madlad alert! LADS LADS LADS!!

    • @54spatula
      @54spatula 29 дней назад +1

      Fucking class🤣

  • @floatingangel23
    @floatingangel23 11 лет назад +40

    Your brand of humor is absolutely hilarious. Its charming and ironic and positively a riot. Never stop making videos!

    • @cashewpistachio1826
      @cashewpistachio1826 5 лет назад +4

      Hey there "float in gangel ", do you still agree?

    • @randomnameidk429
      @randomnameidk429 4 года назад +1

      @@cashewpistachio1826 I think it’s “floating angle” bt

    • @cashewpistachio1826
      @cashewpistachio1826 4 года назад

      @@randomnameidk429 I think you have many hit singles but right now you don't know what you are talking about

    • @randomnameidk429
      @randomnameidk429 4 года назад

      @@cashewpistachio1826 I’m not actually billy joel btw 😆

    • @Robert-xn3dc
      @Robert-xn3dc 2 года назад

      He stopped

  • @alexodoherty4313
    @alexodoherty4313 5 лет назад +47

    I listen to this before every night out to get myself physched up to talk to a female

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs 2 года назад +2

      "talk to a female" - was your dad Paul Ritter by any chance...?

    • @NotfromDateline
      @NotfromDateline 2 года назад +1

      @@ManWalksDogs hahaha

  • @TomWright91
    @TomWright91 8 лет назад +138

    "3 halfs pints of Guinness. 1 isn't enough but 2 is too much"
    That's is brilliant!

    • @archieblake9798
      @archieblake9798 7 лет назад +6

      kingofcrime87 the collective term is gaggle of Guinni

    • @solino4444
      @solino4444 5 лет назад +1

      And then call him ambulance and IAM having 3 Guines and Botel of Jamesons

    • @user-zv9zu6hv3p
      @user-zv9zu6hv3p 4 года назад +2

      He meant Two Pints are Too much

  • @Orangelemonblue
    @Orangelemonblue 8 лет назад +38

    “i said you're very pretty"

  • @Grondiron
    @Grondiron 8 лет назад +89

    He's like Boris Johnson before the acid took hold.

  • @AndysEdits
    @AndysEdits 12 лет назад +8

    the fact that the character is not completely clueless makes him even more endearing

  • @Huumf
    @Huumf 8 лет назад +43

    GAGGLE OF GUINNI!!!

  • @e0Eo30
    @e0Eo30 12 лет назад +6

    Mate, you have nailed this!. i can see you/your character going places

  • @faz10420
    @faz10420 12 лет назад +2

    This guy will be an internet sensation, if not more. I applaud you.

  • @crumblyfluff
    @crumblyfluff 11 лет назад +6

    Lads, I tried it. Worked a treat!!

  • @jomarjim
    @jomarjim 2 года назад +1

    i love this so much, very f'in clever Thomas!

  • @weefeatures
    @weefeatures 12 лет назад +4

    I did the 'boyfriend material' line and the girl turned away and started to talking to her friends. Am I in there?

  • @olofvancorpusstein5041
    @olofvancorpusstein5041 8 лет назад +36

    He is like a grown up Stewey

  • @TommyRazzle69
    @TommyRazzle69 7 лет назад +16

    A gaggle of guini!

  • @cydniehunter-mccullough9826
    @cydniehunter-mccullough9826 12 лет назад +5

    That laugh every 5 seconds! "hehehe" So cute!

  • @ltisenotem
    @ltisenotem 3 года назад +3

    MORE MATERIAL BRO, you're literally the only youtube comedian I laugh at

  • @LucasArtCommunity
    @LucasArtCommunity 8 лет назад +3

    The kind of guy whose videos I like before I even watch them!

  • @jamesnicks5367
    @jamesnicks5367 4 года назад +6

    “I’ve had lots of experience in trying too do this” 😂😂

  • @antparisi
    @antparisi Месяц назад

    genius, needs his own show

  • @TapeWurrm
    @TapeWurrm 12 лет назад +1

    Gaggle of Ginea, you are a GENIUS.

  • @Jordannadroj20
    @Jordannadroj20 11 лет назад

    Which proves how good the character is. It's an act

  • @clawthelaw
    @clawthelaw 8 лет назад +4

    I think he's adorable!

  • @joshuamhardwick
    @joshuamhardwick 12 лет назад

    I'm surprised this hasn't got more followers. It's hilarious.

  • @reptileman2582
    @reptileman2582 9 лет назад +8

    How many slaps has this guy had? Lol great video

  • @wetnosefilms
    @wetnosefilms 8 лет назад +6

    God I love his laugh.

  • @GromitOfficial
    @GromitOfficial Год назад

    "I've had a lot of experience trying to do this."

  • @AlexMasonPhoto
    @AlexMasonPhoto 12 лет назад +1

    I click 'like' before I even watch these videos. I just know it will tickle me.

  • @Paperz2023
    @Paperz2023 Год назад

    One of the funniest videos on RUclips

  • @coriipod
    @coriipod 11 лет назад +12

    You have fabulous cheekbones.

  • @xed360x
    @xed360x 12 лет назад +1

    Such a lad.

  • @rohmtandon77
    @rohmtandon77 4 года назад +2

    "HE HE "

  • @iambeyondfake
    @iambeyondfake 8 лет назад +2

    Is that an Orla Kiely cup at the end, Tom?

  • @BackpackingJosh
    @BackpackingJosh 10 лет назад +5

    How to talk to girls 3 please!!

  • @nathanfranklin6451
    @nathanfranklin6451 8 лет назад +1

    man, for the first 3/4 of this j thought he was serious. hilarious man. good luck

  • @emrette3355
    @emrette3355 11 лет назад +1

    His laugh after like every phrase xD I love it! :)

  • @Paul-xk6lj
    @Paul-xk6lj 5 лет назад

    Comedy genius. Legend 😂😂😂

  • @abeautifulbird
    @abeautifulbird 11 лет назад +1

    What a lad

  • @nuanced202
    @nuanced202 8 лет назад

    I've had a lot of experience in 'trying' to do this haha!

  • @johnlindsay646
    @johnlindsay646 3 года назад +1

    damn everyone needs a wingman like him!

  • @bedeo10
    @bedeo10 11 лет назад

    I dont think insulting them would make them like you even more or not listening to them

  • @mcomiskey7
    @mcomiskey7 6 лет назад +7

    He's like a cross between David Brent & Boris Johnson

  • @jordanhoyle577
    @jordanhoyle577 8 лет назад +1

    meet the fifa playa again

  • @djrobst
    @djrobst 7 лет назад +2

    This is how i got my wife thanks

  • @djmortimer2978
    @djmortimer2978 8 лет назад +2

    YOU'RE VERY PRETTY

  • @charleykay5749
    @charleykay5749 6 лет назад

    so smooth

  • @emil6410
    @emil6410 8 лет назад +1

    This really made my day 😂

  • @willryan907
    @willryan907 12 лет назад

    such a genius

  • @omgisanythingvalid
    @omgisanythingvalid 11 лет назад

    "It's cold" ahah im dying

  • @thegeneral1469
    @thegeneral1469 5 лет назад

    Comedy genius.

  • @iKraVeCooKieZ
    @iKraVeCooKieZ 12 лет назад

    I'm defiantly trying this

  • @GetSocialParties
    @GetSocialParties 12 лет назад +1

    Mate you are a fucking legend

  • @CCH1832
    @CCH1832 12 лет назад

    I would.

  • @BlackAndWhiteGamers
    @BlackAndWhiteGamers 11 лет назад

    Please god do a video of you trying out these lines.

  • @harryponders
    @harryponders 11 лет назад

    Is your dad called Steve Cumberland?

  • @tomralfe5428
    @tomralfe5428 2 года назад

    You’re very pretty.

  • @7HuGoPro7
    @7HuGoPro7 11 лет назад

    its not

  • @Sophageddon
    @Sophageddon 11 лет назад

    genius

  • @Originalover
    @Originalover 8 лет назад

    What the heck!! had me fooled Jesus Christ hahahah

  • @TeriyakiB0i
    @TeriyakiB0i 12 лет назад

    this is crucial

  • @inoubl1able
    @inoubl1able 11 лет назад +1

    You're laugh is so cute haha!!!

  • @MrJacksonhickey
    @MrJacksonhickey 11 лет назад

    can't tell if serious or not......

  • @ch6rli339
    @ch6rli339 6 лет назад

    Then they see this.

  • @kiss_me_judas
    @kiss_me_judas 11 лет назад +1

    hero

  • @charleykay5749
    @charleykay5749 6 лет назад

    do u have tinder

  • @mustafahu6371
    @mustafahu6371 4 года назад

    yea guys I'm lost in utube, nd ma girl still ignore me

  • @ashleyduke2810
    @ashleyduke2810 8 лет назад

    love it

  • @Jasmine-jc5tw
    @Jasmine-jc5tw 11 лет назад

    please marry me you haVE MADE MY 18THHH!!!! LOTS OF LOVE THE POND XXXX

  • @johnmanning5686
    @johnmanning5686 12 лет назад

    We LOVE YOU sooooooo much

  • @tintinsmythe5837
    @tintinsmythe5837 8 лет назад

    Guess what i'm trying later

  • @OverGrownCarrots
    @OverGrownCarrots 8 лет назад +2

    da lads

  • @lucindamullarkey2124
    @lucindamullarkey2124 12 лет назад

    joking

  • @MissNyanCat
    @MissNyanCat 12 лет назад +1

    #swaggggggggggg

  • @Muzikman127
    @Muzikman127 11 лет назад +1

    heads up- it's a parody

  • @Horton094
    @Horton094 12 лет назад

    Please say this isn't real. It isn't real is it?

  • @dans3403
    @dans3403 5 лет назад

    So tell them to stop speaking while you text and call them fat, alright mate I’ll try it cheers

  • @eleanorweaver1174
    @eleanorweaver1174 12 лет назад

    Please PLEASE run for prime minister?? ;P

  • @emrette3355
    @emrette3355 11 лет назад

    Snap! Crackle! Pop! Haha :)

  • @BleakColours
    @BleakColours 11 лет назад +1

    "what's wrong with me??!?! this guy is so cool!!"

  • @stephenconnolly5904
    @stephenconnolly5904 7 лет назад

    Your very pretty 😂😂😂

  • @russiandoomer945
    @russiandoomer945 2 года назад +1

    Hehe 😀

  • @tomassilva4538
    @tomassilva4538 7 лет назад +1

    AJUDO IMENSSO

  • @Towerzs
    @Towerzs 8 лет назад +31

    This guy is just doing a good impression of Ricky Gervais in The Office (UK).

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 8 лет назад

      no, he is doing an exact gervais

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 8 лет назад +2

      snow bro the joke is that there exists a guy, in his mid to late20s, making videos alone in his room for the sake of approval from an online audience, whether it be the majority or just from a personal group of friends and it's all done very neurotically and rushed and with the hope that someday someone will laugh at his jokes or comfort him when he cries or compliment him on his "sick new treads".
      the fact you can't see the obvious similarities between the two characters is painful.

    • @cmwarrilow3991
      @cmwarrilow3991 8 лет назад +13

      It has similarities but its distinct. What you're saying is like calling a musician out for working within a genre.

    • @DanNGC2770
      @DanNGC2770 8 лет назад +1

      He said once said that its just a rip of david brent

    • @kieranjenvey
      @kieranjenvey 7 лет назад +3

      Ricky Gervais isn't bringing the character back, if this content wasn't being made then we'd lose a whole niche market in comedy

  • @EjZM96
    @EjZM96 12 лет назад

    You literally don't understand do you.

  • @kaanimani7202
    @kaanimani7202 8 лет назад

    Beste video everr

  • @SpaceMod2
    @SpaceMod2 12 лет назад

    haha you're so jokes!

  • @niall987
    @niall987 12 лет назад

    *facepalm*

  • @loudsoundman
    @loudsoundman 12 лет назад

    It's an act duh

  • @purphal886
    @purphal886 2 года назад +1

    W rizz

  • @rubberneckk
    @rubberneckk 5 лет назад

    What kind of material is that 😅😅

  • @niall987
    @niall987 12 лет назад

    you should get into politics.

  • @danielbritton5250
    @danielbritton5250 12 лет назад

    LMAO!! hahahaha

  • @MrJacksonhickey
    @MrJacksonhickey 11 лет назад

    thank god. im cringing thats how awkward and weird he is hahah. dam funny though

  • @jessicaholcombe5168
    @jessicaholcombe5168 12 лет назад +1

    "How not to talk to girls"...this is a prime example

  • @shatonspaton
    @shatonspaton 11 лет назад +1

    Is this guy for real?

    • @stephenTcartwright
      @stephenTcartwright 11 лет назад +29

      are you for real? Are any of us real? Consider the work of Fredrick Nozic and let us discuss the question 'What IS real?'

    • @skyeforrest6272
      @skyeforrest6272 10 лет назад +1

      Theres only one way to find out, test it

    • @SJSU_Spartan
      @SJSU_Spartan 8 лет назад

      ahahah!

  • @Rozrecordsmusic
    @Rozrecordsmusic 11 лет назад

    pshhh

  • @snowyaaron2592
    @snowyaaron2592 7 лет назад

    Haha😜

  • @oliverbahne4287
    @oliverbahne4287 8 лет назад +36

    Anyone here from UNILADS FaceBook site?