@@Integritys_Sum In Morrowind (the game, but also the province) Sixth House shrines often have chairs stacked on top of each other. The joke is a callback to that.
@@Integritys_Sum Ash Slaves in Morrowind would say this and "Everything is wrong. This is not straight. This is too high. This is in my way. We must put them right." when you sneak and speak to them. It's a theory that Dagoth Ur through their dreams would command them to do this, this would drive them insane because they would not comprehend what they're actually being asked to do. Dagoth Ur is just spreading his insanity.
when I see rooms where the chairs are stacked ontop of eachother on tables and there's crimson candles that I can't steal, I book it outta there fast mode.
When he said "I'd rather date Nazeem" I kept expecting Nazeem to actually show up. It didn't even occur to me that Nazeem is married until I wrote this comment.
@@combativeThinker The Sload's whole deal is that they make super plagues in an attempt to wipe out all the other races in Tamriel so they can rule the world. In a universe where mortals can kill or even become gods, I don't see why one can't catch the plague.
I would love to see Dagoth arguing that Tinder should have a race filter. Furthermore, I love the idea of all the dreamers scattered around Vvardenfell to be the collateral damage from Dagoth's severe dating addiction
I feel like the only practical use Tinder has is for giving you perspective about how ineffective trying to meet people online really is. The sort of thing that might make a man be a little more introspective and realize he needs to go outside if he wants to try and meet people that aren't bland Twitterinas that live online.
When you fail to rizz up a fine lady with Dagoth Ur lines (normally impossible as his words are divine and therefore cannot be rejected) and she rejects you: "... Reject me? How can you reject me? What a great and intoxicating innocence. How can one be so naive. Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?"
Я тут подумал...Почему Дагот Ур всем говорит что они данмеры. Ведь когда он ушёл в подполье все были кимерами. Он должен обращаться ко всем "кимеры", а данмеры - игровая условность.
In Morrowind you can find sometimes chairs and tables on top of each other in Sixth House bases, and you can enter dialogue with an Ash Slave who will explain that they hear voices telling them to do this, which drives them crazy. It's actually Dagoth Ur speaking to them in their "awake dream"
@@UlvenTESsince I saw this reply I said why not I'll give it a try it's downloading now I'll make sure I'm a dunmer so I don't get roasted like this Edit; couldn't get into it
Part two : ruclips.net/video/NLOvZHsqMHo/видео.html
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
perfect
I needed that :) ☺
"Cmon, put the chairs on top of eachother.
"
@@theLetterDoubleYou you forgot to correct the missing *s* as well
@@TheDsRequiem s'wit
Buncha grammar n'wahs
"What's that? Is that Tinder or Slaver?" 🤣
It fucking killed me.
I love that line! Hilarious
"i'm not looking for someone to work in the fields" 😂
"eat soup with a fork" ah, a fellow young scrolls enjoyer
Jiub EP 🙏
lemme show you why they call me St Jiub
This is a pretty common joke on fantasy in fact…
@@lsthero5863 I heard it in a roast from like 6 years ago lol
But I don't discriminate.
So I took her on a fancy dinner date...
Dagoth Ur: I'm a god
Savile Alam: That's nice! How tall are you?
Yeah that sounds about right for Tinder. 🤣
"Do you have tattoos ? I only hang out with tattooed people"
btw it's not Savile Alam but Savile Imayn, the slave you offer to an Ashlander Khan pretending she's an highly educated Telvanni noble :p
@@UlvenTES Oh wow thanks I just assumed it was Alam. I haven't played in a long time and didn't remember the character models, my bad.
@@UlvenTES I kind of suspected that was the case, but all y'all dunmer look the same to me.
Wait are girls that dumb on Tinder?
"I'm pretty sure there's work for you in Riften." Daaaaaaamn
"Oh she liked me☺️ what a grand and intoxicating innocence"
I love the idea that the method Dagoth Ur uses to turn people into dreamers, is to just tell them to stack chairs, and somehow this hypnotises them.
Whoever posted this knows Morrowind Lore
I don't get it, someone explain?
@@Integritys_Sum same
@@Integritys_Sum In Morrowind (the game, but also the province) Sixth House shrines often have chairs stacked on top of each other. The joke is a callback to that.
@@Integritys_Sum Ash Slaves in Morrowind would say this and "Everything is wrong. This is not straight. This is too high. This is in my way. We must put them right." when you sneak and speak to them. It's a theory that Dagoth Ur through their dreams would command them to do this, this would drive them insane because they would not comprehend what they're actually being asked to do. Dagoth Ur is just spreading his insanity.
Wait, I don't want to know how the ash zombies get that hole in their face now.
No you don't :/
Too much TV made their eyes implode
Too much Dagothwave remixes.
This is one of the best dagoth ai voice videos so far
Thank you so much, I really appreciate :)
@@UlvenTES without a doubt it's top 5 on RUclips rn
@@UlvenTES yea its a fucking effort video bro, its sad that shit like this get s30k while the big ones that are less effort are 300k
"Is this tinder or slaver??? I dont need someone to work the fields."
Shit made me spit my dinner everywhere thanks dagoth....
Sorry.. I guess, Haha
"Is that Tinder or Slaver?" got me good
How can any lady resist those long fingers of his?
They envy his nails.
@@Glumpsy He doesn't actually have nails, his fingers are just pointed
@@unoriginalperson72 Nah, those are nails, he's just too low poly.
@Glumpsy I assume the nails have something to do with why the fingers aren't wowing the ladies >_>
It's funny because I really made a Dagoth Ur Tinder profile to make this video, let's see if I can turn some n'wahs into dreamers...
any matches yet?
keep us updated
@@jesterssketchbook 3 but one immediately unmatched me
@@expressodepresso5909 Sure I will ahah
Imagine if you actually got a hook up as Dagoth Ur lol
“Is that tinder or slaver?”
Im dying
0:29 The God Dagoth Ur studies the poetry of Saint Jiub. Who knew.
Voryn Dagoth is a man (I mean a god) of culture
“Oh, she liked me. What a grand and intoxicating innocence” is the best dagoth ur ai line so far
Delphine is actually like 42 in the lore. Empty egg carton.
She's catfishing, expected behaviour from Delphine :/
late 50s actually if u read the thalmor dossier, they made her look very young for her age, bretons dont crack lmao
1:22 "WHAT?!" lol that's was unexpected, but it was the funniest thing i saw all day, thanks man
Thanks to you muthsera
Very happy to see the Morrowind enjoyer community is this tight knit. Excellent Young Scrolls reference
Thank you muthsera:)
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
We really are in the golden age of Dagothposting
when I see rooms where the chairs are stacked ontop of eachother on tables and there's crimson candles that I can't steal, I book it outta there fast mode.
"Why don't you just stay here a bit and.. sleep ?" - Voryn Dagoth
@@UlvenTES *out the door, loading bar struggling to load the next area*
6'5'' ? Goddamn.. chicks really thinking they are worth an NBA players time.
Dagoth has got to be at least 6’5”
Under 6'5" you're a bosmer
Canonically, he's 8ft tall. So yeah. Although, the in-game version of him is not for some reason.
@@theamazingcj2748 would’ve been too powerful
Not even Dagoth Ur himself escapes heightism.
When he said "I'd rather date Nazeem" I kept expecting Nazeem to actually show up. It didn't even occur to me that Nazeem is married until I wrote this comment.
Ah, hit her with the old "put the chairs on top of each others" move. Classic.
Underrated, man knows his lore
Thank you :)
Is it weird that this made me wonder how often Dagoth Ur bathes? That loincloth would probably give you Ash Chancre by looking at it to long
Dagoth Ur uses sload soap to hydrate his skin and fortify his agility
@@UlvenTES SLOAD SOAP? Is he trying to give himself the plague?
@@zigzaghyena
He’s a god. How can the plague infect a god?
@@combativeThinker The Sload's whole deal is that they make super plagues in an attempt to wipe out all the other races in Tamriel so they can rule the world. In a universe where mortals can kill or even become gods, I don't see why one can't catch the plague.
@@combativeThinker I presume he would be Corprus positive which would make him immune to all other diseases
I would love to see Dagoth arguing that Tinder should have a race filter.
Furthermore, I love the idea of all the dreamers scattered around Vvardenfell to be the collateral damage from Dagoth's severe dating addiction
And the Ash slaves being…….
Wait it doesn't....?
As I said previously I made a real Dagoth Ur Tinder profile, after a few days I managed to have some content 👀 Should I make a video of it ?
Pleaseeee.
@@Gnostic88 It's online 👀 ruclips.net/video/Ubdd-T-hJBY/видео.html
Yes. Definitely
I feel like the only practical use Tinder has is for giving you perspective about how ineffective trying to meet people online really is. The sort of thing that might make a man be a little more introspective and realize he needs to go outside if he wants to try and meet people that aren't bland Twitterinas that live online.
It's very hard to meet women on Tinder, I'll give you that.
@@VineFynnYou just need to be prepared and bring Wraithguard..
just level your speechcraft bro
Preach it
Lol, where the fuck do you go outside to meet people nowadays though, the grocery store?
"She looks like a telvanni" oh god I lost it. Immediatly recognized her.
"I only date guys that are [this tall]"
accurate
Don't lie Dagoth. You made this to find sweet nerevar.
When you fail to rizz up a fine lady with Dagoth Ur lines (normally impossible as his words are divine and therefore cannot be rejected) and she rejects you:
"... Reject me? How can you reject me? What a great and intoxicating innocence. How can one be so naive. Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?"
Win over girls on Tinder with this one trick that never fails
Dagoth "The Rizz" Ur
Dagoth Ur casually turning roasties into dreamers, what a chad
Can you blame him? He’s stuck in that cave for all time.
another one falls for the old chair stacking trick
This one might just be the best rivaling dagoth goes out for tea
Dagoth Ur quoting Young Scrolls. We live in a truly gilded age.
This is my favourite mindbreak doujin
"Is that Tinder or Slaver" Dagoth is fucking ruthless
Where's that Slaver app though.
Any dunmer should download this app
@@UlvenTES download? it is built into my very dna! no need to download it ! truly proof of our superior genetics than the mongrel dogs of the empire!
@@LexisVoyage Ahahah
When you’ve been single over a year this video get recommended to you
Broads be regarded in Morrowind too.
“She went dreamer mode” 😂😂
Getting a match on tinder, unheard of
I have yet to watch the video. I'm making the bet that his only match is himself.
HAHAAA the almalexia ordinator simps thing was fucking genius
You dare smack talk my girl Ysolda?!
*reloads biceps*
0:21 I love how he says 'dog' instead of 'lizard' now after his conversation with the arognian.
"She tries to eat soup with a fork" lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soup with a fork is disrespectful.
That "Slaver" bit killed me xD Truly savage stuff.
what a grand and intoxicating video
Thank you muthsera
I dont know about you, but this is one of the most funny Ur Voices for me
This went straight into my Heart Chamber muthsera, thank you
This might be my favorite so far
Thank you muthsera!
Good lord this was well made
Thank you !
love that young scrolls reference at the orc
This was super good! Can I get a part two
"Is this tinder or slaver?" 💀💀💀
I'm 7 seconds into this video and already giggling like a madman
Delphine's lying about her age. She has to be at least 50
Dagoth just roasted Delphine hard.
deserved !
The fact that his profile image is so far removed from reality is just priceless to me . XD
Я тут подумал...Почему Дагот Ур всем говорит что они данмеры. Ведь когда он ушёл в подполье все были кимерами. Он должен обращаться ко всем "кимеры", а данмеры - игровая условность.
speak english + leave ukraine + L + ratio
6ft is short for an elf.
This had me dying lmao 😂😂😂
I know another Telvanni girl he could talk to.
"Stack the chairs"
"EGGS!"
"I sense this will not end well for me."
"PUT ON THE SKIRT!'
dagoth is an impressive 5’9
Is that Tinder or Slaver
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA LMAO
Good work on the Young Scrolls ref about the orc.
Thank you ! I see you're a man of culture as well
the innocence...
this vid really hardens my little n'wah
wow
Is that how his projections work
Man insane work❤
Orc fork. Too good.
But I don't discriminate
so I took her on a fancy dinner date
This is almost the same as using Tinder in Florida.
lmao
"And my next date was an orc ... But I don't discriminate, so I took her on a fancy dinner date and she tried to eat soup with a fork!"
"But I'm feeling horny
blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
not a big fan of pre-marital segs"
I'm sure there is a niche in the market for her. Ripped tomboy Orc dommy mommy.
I don't get the joke about chairs. Please explain this moment guyA
In Morrowind you can find sometimes chairs and tables on top of each other in Sixth House bases, and you can enter dialogue with an Ash Slave who will explain that they hear voices telling them to do this, which drives them crazy. It's actually Dagoth Ur speaking to them in their "awake dream"
I haven't even played morrowind but this shit is hilarious
The game is just too old for me to get into hopefully a remake comes one day
Morrowind is the best game ever made you should try it ;)
@@UlvenTESsince I saw this reply I said why not I'll give it a try
it's downloading now
I'll make sure I'm a dunmer so I don't get roasted like this
Edit; couldn't get into it
@@ironic4910 Is this how you honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned?
The AI Gamer Presidents and Redpilled Dagoth are both top tier memes.
The argonian 😂
Brilliant! 😆🤣🤣 More and more Dagoth reminds me of a 19th century Southern American plantation owner 😅😅😆
*OUTLANDERS*
Holy shit, is the "eating soup with a fork" the reference I think it is?
Yes
"something like 6ft" -every dude 5'10
Nice young scrolls reference
0:24 'I'd rather go on a date with Nazeem'
LOL
Isn’t dagoth 8 feet tall
Mjoll's 31? I feel cheated.
I searched for her age and apparently she is 64 or something I was a bit confused...
@@UlvenTES BY AZURA 😦
This one is amazing
Thank you ! :)
The biggest joke is Delphine lying about her age saying shes 32, the in game Thalmor dossier on her says shes in her 50s 😂
This is my new adiction.
Script writing in this one is spectacular
Awesome video thank you
Glad you enjoyed it :)
I usually just let 'em know I eat a - nyway