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  • @UlvenTES
    @UlvenTES Год назад +32

    Part two : ruclips.net/video/NLOvZHsqMHo/видео.html

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 Год назад +652

    "Cmon, put the chairs on top of eachother.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander Год назад +866

    "What's that? Is that Tinder or Slaver?" 🤣

    • @ausaskar
      @ausaskar Год назад +70

      It fucking killed me.

    • @Sintorace
      @Sintorace Год назад +18

      I love that line! Hilarious

    • @MakeYourVision
      @MakeYourVision Год назад +8

      "i'm not looking for someone to work in the fields" 😂

  • @jacktomlinson6563
    @jacktomlinson6563 Год назад +1346

    "eat soup with a fork" ah, a fellow young scrolls enjoyer

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 Год назад +29

      Jiub EP 🙏

    • @mark6302
      @mark6302 Год назад +10

      lemme show you why they call me St Jiub

    • @lsthero5863
      @lsthero5863 Год назад +5

      This is a pretty common joke on fantasy in fact…

    • @twelvevoltage
      @twelvevoltage Год назад +1

      @@lsthero5863 I heard it in a roast from like 6 years ago lol

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 Год назад +7

      But I don't discriminate.
      So I took her on a fancy dinner date...

  • @99bulldog
    @99bulldog Год назад +1316

    Dagoth Ur: I'm a god
    Savile Alam: That's nice! How tall are you?
    Yeah that sounds about right for Tinder. 🤣

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +130

      "Do you have tattoos ? I only hang out with tattooed people"

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +60

      btw it's not Savile Alam but Savile Imayn, the slave you offer to an Ashlander Khan pretending she's an highly educated Telvanni noble :p

    • @99bulldog
      @99bulldog Год назад +14

      @@UlvenTES Oh wow thanks I just assumed it was Alam. I haven't played in a long time and didn't remember the character models, my bad.

    • @aregulargamer1
      @aregulargamer1 Год назад +4

      @@UlvenTES I kind of suspected that was the case, but all y'all dunmer look the same to me.

    • @sarblader
      @sarblader Год назад

      Wait are girls that dumb on Tinder?

  • @arch8842
    @arch8842 Год назад +360

    "I'm pretty sure there's work for you in Riften." Daaaaaaamn

  • @keselka184
    @keselka184 Год назад +276

    "Oh she liked me☺️ what a grand and intoxicating innocence"

  • @TimelyWalnut
    @TimelyWalnut Год назад +236

    I love the idea that the method Dagoth Ur uses to turn people into dreamers, is to just tell them to stack chairs, and somehow this hypnotises them.

    • @CptWriggles
      @CptWriggles Год назад +17

      Whoever posted this knows Morrowind Lore

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum Год назад +7

      I don't get it, someone explain?

    • @commenteroftruth9790
      @commenteroftruth9790 Год назад +5

      @@Integritys_Sum same

    • @SimoExMachina2
      @SimoExMachina2 Год назад +1

      @@Integritys_Sum In Morrowind (the game, but also the province) Sixth House shrines often have chairs stacked on top of each other. The joke is a callback to that.

    • @Biggrimbus
      @Biggrimbus Год назад +20

      @@Integritys_Sum Ash Slaves in Morrowind would say this and "Everything is wrong. This is not straight. This is too high. This is in my way. We must put them right." when you sneak and speak to them. It's a theory that Dagoth Ur through their dreams would command them to do this, this would drive them insane because they would not comprehend what they're actually being asked to do. Dagoth Ur is just spreading his insanity.

  • @kittydaddy2023
    @kittydaddy2023 Год назад +846

    Wait, I don't want to know how the ash zombies get that hole in their face now.

  • @olw3375
    @olw3375 Год назад +395

    This is one of the best dagoth ai voice videos so far

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +14

      Thank you so much, I really appreciate :)

    • @rudyj8948
      @rudyj8948 Год назад +3

      @@UlvenTES without a doubt it's top 5 on RUclips rn

    • @gyattstorm
      @gyattstorm Год назад +1

      @@UlvenTES yea its a fucking effort video bro, its sad that shit like this get s30k while the big ones that are less effort are 300k

  • @devinburns2535
    @devinburns2535 Год назад +136

    "Is this tinder or slaver??? I dont need someone to work the fields."
    Shit made me spit my dinner everywhere thanks dagoth....

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +4

      Sorry.. I guess, Haha

  • @diogitalk
    @diogitalk Год назад +72

    "Is that Tinder or Slaver?" got me good

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. Год назад +229

    How can any lady resist those long fingers of his?

    • @Glumpsy
      @Glumpsy Год назад +24

      They envy his nails.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Год назад +6

      @@Glumpsy He doesn't actually have nails, his fingers are just pointed

    • @Glumpsy
      @Glumpsy Год назад +14

      @@unoriginalperson72 Nah, those are nails, he's just too low poly.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Год назад +2

      ​@Glumpsy I assume the nails have something to do with why the fingers aren't wowing the ladies >_>

  • @UlvenTES
    @UlvenTES Год назад +626

    It's funny because I really made a Dagoth Ur Tinder profile to make this video, let's see if I can turn some n'wahs into dreamers...

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook Год назад +20

      any matches yet?

    • @expressodepresso5909
      @expressodepresso5909 Год назад +13

      keep us updated

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +76

      @@jesterssketchbook 3 but one immediately unmatched me

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +31

      @@expressodepresso5909 Sure I will ahah

    • @olw3375
      @olw3375 Год назад +50

      Imagine if you actually got a hook up as Dagoth Ur lol

  • @LTSneed
    @LTSneed Год назад +14

    “Is that tinder or slaver?”
    Im dying

  • @pleonasm545
    @pleonasm545 Год назад +41

    0:29 The God Dagoth Ur studies the poetry of Saint Jiub. Who knew.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +7

      Voryn Dagoth is a man (I mean a god) of culture

  • @DanielLopez-gg1du
    @DanielLopez-gg1du Год назад +19

    “Oh, she liked me. What a grand and intoxicating innocence” is the best dagoth ur ai line so far

  • @CyberCommander1990
    @CyberCommander1990 Год назад +21

    Delphine is actually like 42 in the lore. Empty egg carton.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +19

      She's catfishing, expected behaviour from Delphine :/

    • @cs.s7723
      @cs.s7723 Год назад

      late 50s actually if u read the thalmor dossier, they made her look very young for her age, bretons dont crack lmao

  • @bugandoamente251
    @bugandoamente251 Год назад +21

    1:22 "WHAT?!" lol that's was unexpected, but it was the funniest thing i saw all day, thanks man

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +4

      Thanks to you muthsera

  • @TheTrenchesYT
    @TheTrenchesYT Год назад +55

    Very happy to see the Morrowind enjoyer community is this tight knit. Excellent Young Scrolls reference

  • @carbonjohnson6414
    @carbonjohnson6414 Год назад +18

    We really are in the golden age of Dagothposting

  • @PuppetierMaster
    @PuppetierMaster Год назад +6

    when I see rooms where the chairs are stacked ontop of eachother on tables and there's crimson candles that I can't steal, I book it outta there fast mode.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +2

      "Why don't you just stay here a bit and.. sleep ?" - Voryn Dagoth

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster Год назад +3

      @@UlvenTES *out the door, loading bar struggling to load the next area*

  • @159tony
    @159tony Год назад +28

    6'5'' ? Goddamn.. chicks really thinking they are worth an NBA players time.

  • @just70hq
    @just70hq Год назад +29

    Dagoth has got to be at least 6’5”

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +26

      Under 6'5" you're a bosmer

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 Год назад +13

      Canonically, he's 8ft tall. So yeah. Although, the in-game version of him is not for some reason.

    • @eyoshinthemaximum
      @eyoshinthemaximum Год назад +2

      @@theamazingcj2748 would’ve been too powerful

  • @duduken20
    @duduken20 Год назад +1

    Not even Dagoth Ur himself escapes heightism.

  • @peasmehasselberg975
    @peasmehasselberg975 Год назад +15

    When he said "I'd rather date Nazeem" I kept expecting Nazeem to actually show up. It didn't even occur to me that Nazeem is married until I wrote this comment.

  • @enemyofvirtue
    @enemyofvirtue Год назад +3

    Ah, hit her with the old "put the chairs on top of each others" move. Classic.

  • @Shatnerpossum
    @Shatnerpossum Год назад +21

    Underrated, man knows his lore

  • @el-violador
    @el-violador Год назад +32

    Is it weird that this made me wonder how often Dagoth Ur bathes? That loincloth would probably give you Ash Chancre by looking at it to long

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +23

      Dagoth Ur uses sload soap to hydrate his skin and fortify his agility

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena Год назад +2

      @@UlvenTES SLOAD SOAP? Is he trying to give himself the plague?

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker Год назад +2

      @@zigzaghyena
      He’s a god. How can the plague infect a god?

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena Год назад

      @@combativeThinker The Sload's whole deal is that they make super plagues in an attempt to wipe out all the other races in Tamriel so they can rule the world. In a universe where mortals can kill or even become gods, I don't see why one can't catch the plague.

    • @el-violador
      @el-violador Год назад +1

      @@combativeThinker I presume he would be Corprus positive which would make him immune to all other diseases

  • @Ondemas
    @Ondemas Год назад +19

    I would love to see Dagoth arguing that Tinder should have a race filter.
    Furthermore, I love the idea of all the dreamers scattered around Vvardenfell to be the collateral damage from Dagoth's severe dating addiction

  • @UlvenTES
    @UlvenTES Год назад +27

    As I said previously I made a real Dagoth Ur Tinder profile, after a few days I managed to have some content 👀 Should I make a video of it ?

    • @Gnostic88
      @Gnostic88 Год назад +3

      Pleaseeee.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +3

      @@Gnostic88 It's online 👀 ruclips.net/video/Ubdd-T-hJBY/видео.html

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan Год назад

      Yes. Definitely

  • @thisdude9363
    @thisdude9363 Год назад +152

    I feel like the only practical use Tinder has is for giving you perspective about how ineffective trying to meet people online really is. The sort of thing that might make a man be a little more introspective and realize he needs to go outside if he wants to try and meet people that aren't bland Twitterinas that live online.

    • @VineFynn
      @VineFynn Год назад +7

      It's very hard to meet women on Tinder, I'll give you that.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +58

      @@VineFynnYou just need to be prepared and bring Wraithguard..

    • @psylerious
      @psylerious Год назад +8

      just level your speechcraft bro

    • @Bronasaxon
      @Bronasaxon Год назад

      Preach it

    • @n_0477
      @n_0477 Год назад +10

      Lol, where the fuck do you go outside to meet people nowadays though, the grocery store?

  • @magusperde365
    @magusperde365 Год назад +1

    "She looks like a telvanni" oh god I lost it. Immediatly recognized her.

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 Год назад +4

    "I only date guys that are [this tall]"
    accurate

  • @ethanreyes9549
    @ethanreyes9549 Год назад +9

    Don't lie Dagoth. You made this to find sweet nerevar.

  • @roland.siemar97
    @roland.siemar97 11 месяцев назад +1

    When you fail to rizz up a fine lady with Dagoth Ur lines (normally impossible as his words are divine and therefore cannot be rejected) and she rejects you:
    "... Reject me? How can you reject me? What a great and intoxicating innocence. How can one be so naive. Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?"

  • @OuroborosChoked
    @OuroborosChoked Год назад +3

    Win over girls on Tinder with this one trick that never fails

  • @terellcase9231
    @terellcase9231 Год назад +3

    Dagoth "The Rizz" Ur

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn Год назад +1

    Dagoth Ur casually turning roasties into dreamers, what a chad

  • @algomaone121
    @algomaone121 10 месяцев назад +2

    Can you blame him? He’s stuck in that cave for all time.

  • @vertabun427
    @vertabun427 Год назад +2

    another one falls for the old chair stacking trick

  • @noahlonaker2668
    @noahlonaker2668 Год назад +5

    This one might just be the best rivaling dagoth goes out for tea

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower Год назад +3

    Dagoth Ur quoting Young Scrolls. We live in a truly gilded age.

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Год назад +18

    This is my favourite mindbreak doujin

  • @gaffgarion7049
    @gaffgarion7049 Год назад +2

    "Is that Tinder or Slaver" Dagoth is fucking ruthless

  • @DianaTaffie
    @DianaTaffie Год назад +35

    Where's that Slaver app though.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +17

      Any dunmer should download this app

    • @LexisVoyage
      @LexisVoyage Год назад

      @@UlvenTES download? it is built into my very dna! no need to download it ! truly proof of our superior genetics than the mongrel dogs of the empire!

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +3

      @@LexisVoyage Ahahah

  • @andrewpanter493
    @andrewpanter493 Год назад +1

    When you’ve been single over a year this video get recommended to you

  • @thedoc8876
    @thedoc8876 Год назад +3

    Broads be regarded in Morrowind too.

  • @HouseRN
    @HouseRN Год назад +1

    “She went dreamer mode” 😂😂

  • @HelloKittySGTC
    @HelloKittySGTC Год назад +1

    Getting a match on tinder, unheard of

  • @MrReich1918
    @MrReich1918 Год назад +2

    I have yet to watch the video. I'm making the bet that his only match is himself.

  • @cuylerbrehaut9813
    @cuylerbrehaut9813 Год назад

    HAHAAA the almalexia ordinator simps thing was fucking genius

  • @nothadley9893
    @nothadley9893 Год назад

    You dare smack talk my girl Ysolda?!
    *reloads biceps*

  • @overlord3506
    @overlord3506 Год назад +1

    0:21 I love how he says 'dog' instead of 'lizard' now after his conversation with the arognian.

  • @AkhulAkhanBro
    @AkhulAkhanBro Год назад

    "She tries to eat soup with a fork" lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sinintheair
    @Sinintheair Год назад +1

    Soup with a fork is disrespectful.

  • @JeuxJester
    @JeuxJester Год назад

    That "Slaver" bit killed me xD Truly savage stuff.

  • @tokarrozkurwiacz
    @tokarrozkurwiacz Год назад +3

    what a grand and intoxicating video

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +1

      Thank you muthsera

  • @Nekolaws
    @Nekolaws Год назад +2

    I dont know about you, but this is one of the most funny Ur Voices for me

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +3

      This went straight into my Heart Chamber muthsera, thank you

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis Год назад +1

    This might be my favorite so far

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +2

      Thank you muthsera!

  • @brianminsk8
    @brianminsk8 Год назад +1

    Good lord this was well made

  • @AxuPlays
    @AxuPlays Год назад

    love that young scrolls reference at the orc

  • @Sintorace
    @Sintorace Год назад +1

    This was super good! Can I get a part two

  • @XDarkAllNightX
    @XDarkAllNightX Год назад +1

    "Is this tinder or slaver?" 💀💀💀

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Год назад +1

    I'm 7 seconds into this video and already giggling like a madman

  • @FLMKane
    @FLMKane Год назад +2

    Delphine's lying about her age. She has to be at least 50

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 Год назад +1

    Dagoth just roasted Delphine hard.

  • @ivanstrydom8417
    @ivanstrydom8417 Год назад

    The fact that his profile image is so far removed from reality is just priceless to me . XD

  • @ihpe18
    @ihpe18 Год назад +6

    Я тут подумал...Почему Дагот Ур всем говорит что они данмеры. Ведь когда он ушёл в подполье все были кимерами. Он должен обращаться ко всем "кимеры", а данмеры - игровая условность.

    • @zenmastakilla
      @zenmastakilla Год назад

      speak english + leave ukraine + L + ratio

  • @theylivewesleep.5139
    @theylivewesleep.5139 Год назад +1

    6ft is short for an elf.

  • @aznnathan3
    @aznnathan3 Год назад +20

    This had me dying lmao 😂😂😂

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Год назад +1

    I know another Telvanni girl he could talk to.
    "Stack the chairs"
    "EGGS!"
    "I sense this will not end well for me."
    "PUT ON THE SKIRT!'

  • @konjurist
    @konjurist Год назад +1

    dagoth is an impressive 5’9

  • @cypher4528
    @cypher4528 Год назад +4

    Is that Tinder or Slaver
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA LMAO

  • @KosaiAvonej
    @KosaiAvonej Год назад

    Good work on the Young Scrolls ref about the orc.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад

      Thank you ! I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @blakeunderwood1075
    @blakeunderwood1075 Год назад

    the innocence...

  • @zell4578
    @zell4578 Год назад +1

    this vid really hardens my little n'wah

  • @alexanderbowlby4568
    @alexanderbowlby4568 Год назад

    Is that how his projections work

  • @noyankara4726
    @noyankara4726 Год назад +1

    Man insane work❤

  • @DarkWarchieff
    @DarkWarchieff Год назад +3

    Orc fork. Too good.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +1

      But I don't discriminate

    • @cephalophore2631
      @cephalophore2631 Год назад +1

      so I took her on a fancy dinner date

  • @phantomspaceman
    @phantomspaceman Год назад +1

    This is almost the same as using Tinder in Florida.

  • @coconuthead4923
    @coconuthead4923 Год назад

    "And my next date was an orc ... But I don't discriminate, so I took her on a fancy dinner date and she tried to eat soup with a fork!"

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 Год назад

      "But I'm feeling horny
      blessed by the Three, but I'm not Vivec
      not a big fan of pre-marital segs"

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 Год назад +1

      I'm sure there is a niche in the market for her. Ripped tomboy Orc dommy mommy.

  • @otpezdal
    @otpezdal Год назад +2

    I don't get the joke about chairs. Please explain this moment guyA

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +4

      In Morrowind you can find sometimes chairs and tables on top of each other in Sixth House bases, and you can enter dialogue with an Ash Slave who will explain that they hear voices telling them to do this, which drives them crazy. It's actually Dagoth Ur speaking to them in their "awake dream"

  • @ironic4910
    @ironic4910 Год назад +7

    I haven't even played morrowind but this shit is hilarious
    The game is just too old for me to get into hopefully a remake comes one day

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +2

      Morrowind is the best game ever made you should try it ;)

    • @ironic4910
      @ironic4910 Год назад +4

      @@UlvenTESsince I saw this reply I said why not I'll give it a try
      it's downloading now
      I'll make sure I'm a dunmer so I don't get roasted like this
      Edit; couldn't get into it

    • @redcube1676
      @redcube1676 Год назад

      ​​@@ironic4910 Is this how you honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned?

  • @chunksloth
    @chunksloth Год назад

    The AI Gamer Presidents and Redpilled Dagoth are both top tier memes.

  • @jarrettevans2992
    @jarrettevans2992 Год назад +1

    The argonian 😂

  • @bizarrodrake
    @bizarrodrake Год назад +8

    Brilliant! 😆🤣🤣 More and more Dagoth reminds me of a 19th century Southern American plantation owner 😅😅😆

  • @sliceofnichijou
    @sliceofnichijou Год назад +1

    *OUTLANDERS*

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace Год назад

    Holy shit, is the "eating soup with a fork" the reference I think it is?

  • @CarlWidegrip
    @CarlWidegrip Год назад

    "something like 6ft" -every dude 5'10

  • @JavlariFitta
    @JavlariFitta Год назад

    Nice young scrolls reference

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 Год назад

    0:24 'I'd rather go on a date with Nazeem'
    LOL

  • @rootin222
    @rootin222 Год назад +4

    Isn’t dagoth 8 feet tall

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Год назад +2

    Mjoll's 31? I feel cheated.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES Год назад +3

      I searched for her age and apparently she is 64 or something I was a bit confused...

    • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
      @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Год назад +1

      @@UlvenTES BY AZURA 😦

  • @wideBuhh
    @wideBuhh Год назад +3

    This one is amazing

  • @michalmikes5286
    @michalmikes5286 Год назад

    The biggest joke is Delphine lying about her age saying shes 32, the in game Thalmor dossier on her says shes in her 50s 😂

  • @Bozothcow
    @Bozothcow Год назад

    This is my new adiction.

  • @Kirshach
    @Kirshach Год назад

    Script writing in this one is spectacular

  • @teyanuputorti7927
    @teyanuputorti7927 7 месяцев назад +1

    Awesome video thank you

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES 7 месяцев назад

      Glad you enjoyed it :)

  • @Underbottom.Sandydown
    @Underbottom.Sandydown Год назад

    I usually just let 'em know I eat a - nyway