Everybody: * talking about Dainsleif being hot etc. * Nobody except me: * thinking about Dainsleif tracking down Abyss Heralds by fucking smelling * #GIM
#GIM Mihoyo: *finally lets you open the 3 luxurious chests near the illumiscreen* Entire genshin community: WOOOO!! YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
#GIM Me going to Co-Op in a domain and dying on purpose: haha your resources are mine! The others beating the domain and kicking me: and you thought you were sly huh
#GIM Mihoyo: Tsaritsa is the Cryo Archon me, who knows Russian: hey, that's the same name for a female ruler of Russia Tsarevich, the NPC: *exists* me: his name literally means "son of tsar and tsaritsa" so we literally met Cryo Archon's son
#GIM Mihoyo: I feel like I'm forgetting something Genehin Impact: If you forgot then it probably wasn't important Mihoyo: Yeah you're right Entire GI Community: *LEY LINE OVERFLOW WHERE?!*
#GIM mihoyo: I feel like I forgot something GI: community if you forgot, then it probably wasn’t important mihoyo: yeah, you’re right *dendro characters*
#GIM Xiao: I do not wish to spill a drop of mortal blood on this polearm Me: uses trial Xiao to kill the Treasure Horders Xiao: and I took that personally
I played the special mode .... And I found out, its all about the placement. If you fail, try changing the placement of your towers. Also, timing of the lanes. Its good to stop or slow some lanes, just so your towers arent overwhelmed
Literally everyone in fandom: Hu Tao is so cute! I'm gonna save to get her right then and there Hu tao: It would be easier if you just let me bury you, Qiqi. *sad zombie noise intensifies* #GIM
#GIM Childe: Hmm rex lapis is weak and he made a scene to run away from his duties Xiao:(From a distance) repeat that again..... Everyone in teyvat: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump to another planet everyone Klee: Wanna go fish blasting together?
#GIM Diona: I'm an ancestral hunter, so I can shoot arrow Amber: I'm a trained knight, so I can shoot two at the same time Venti: I'm a god, so I shoot triple Random Hilichurl in abysss spriral: YES
Join the Discord Server to hang out with me & the community!
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#GIM
Childe: "What's your type?"
Zhongli: "Type of what?"
Venti: "blood"
Zhongli: "Oh red"
Hahahah! Funny.
Everybody: * talking about Dainsleif being hot etc. *
Nobody except me: * thinking about Dainsleif tracking down Abyss Heralds by fucking smelling *
#GIM
#GIM
When you want to co-op because you need help but you’re antisocial: **sad crying cat noises**
That is just me
#GIM
MiHoYo: *adds Keqing banner*
Every single whale: and i took that personally.
#GIM
Me when Xiao starts singing in let the wind tell you:
I’m straight. Right?
#GIM
Literally no one:
me during coop: accidentally messaged my friend "frick this abyss mage" instead on the party chat because I'm not looking.
My Mind: Genshin Impact
Me: Looks at the backstory of most of the characters
My mind now: Depression Impact
#GIM
Food in liyue: *exists*
Paimon: is for me? 👉👈
Yes for you
#GIM
This guy: talks about Rex Lapis that isn’t true
Zhongli silently stares at him: *sips tea*
last time i was here this fast venti banner was on
#GIM
When Bennett didnt have valentine for Valentines Day:
Well, my heart is, broken da broken.
#GIM
When someone gets a Hydro Damage bonus on a pyro artifact
"Ephemeral circumstance, perpetual agony"
zhongli: * gives noelle a vision *
noelle: i wanted anemo 😭
zhongli- 0
venti - 1
#GIM
#GIM
Me playing co-op with a rando: Hi!
The person: *Teleports across the map*
Me: So you have chosen *death*
im the person
@@rossesnluv what is the point in that???
#GIM
Liyue: A land filled with life, culture and details.
Mondstadt: Grasslands.
#GIM
Mihoyo: Release Keqing banner
GI players: Nope
Mihoyo: Include Bennett
GI players: Now we're talking
#GIM
When Lantern Right Came Out: Woah look at all the new and amazing things we can do!
*1 Week Later*
Yeah I completed everything.
#GIM
Genji: "hello Xiao from Genshin Impact!"
Xiao: "hello Genji from Overwatch"
Genji: "I need healing!"
Xiao: *Red health bar*
#GIM
Lisa's climbing noises: Noticed by everyone
Razor's climbing noises: Noticed only by Razor's simps.
Razor: **:')**
Friend:” I’ll brb, restroom”
Me: “ok”
Friend:*muted mic and go afk*
Me:”I’m going to steal his eggs” >:)
#GIM
Me: hey dad look at this cool game
My father: nice... I like that character, she’s pretty
The character: venti / xingqiu
#GIM
Scaramouche: *Exist*
Genshin Community: Fandango When?
#GIM
Xiao: i have no interest in such as festival and stuff that involves mortals
Xiao seeing the lanterns: *suprised pikachu face*
#GIM
Mihoyo: *finally lets you open the 3 luxurious chests near the illumiscreen*
Entire genshin community: WOOOO!! YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
* Mihoyo Releasing Keqing banner *
People who want Hu tao: And I took that personally.
#GIM
Me going to Co-Op in a domain and dying on purpose: haha your resources are mine!
The others beating the domain and kicking me: and you thought you were sly huh
#GIM
Mihoyo: Tsaritsa is the Cryo Archon
me, who knows Russian: hey, that's the same name for a female ruler of Russia
Tsarevich, the NPC: *exists*
me: his name literally means "son of tsar and tsaritsa" so we literally met Cryo Archon's son
5:01 wtf this literally happened to me just today and I was like "aww he looks peaceful, I'll just take your loot and go"
#GIM
Me : *Listening to 'Let the Wind Tell You'
Also me : "Venti is 100% girl and waifuable, Change my mind"
#GIM
The trailer:Beauty at its Finest.
The actual game:DID YOU DO YOUR QUESTS.
My anxiety:Time to set off the alarm.
#GIM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
The npc's who ask you for a flower when they have one right in front of them: Hey traveler! can you help me?
#GIM
Persona: I think I’m forgetting something.
Genshin: if you forgot, it probably wasn’t important
Persona: You’re probably right.
Razor: ._.
Hello there
Edit: just heard let the wind tell you. Omg it's perfect
Dualipa on albedo’s flower: “ I’m levitating!”
Dula Peep*
@@tomomafuy dula peepa
@Nova Skura lol yeah
#GIM
Friend: Joins my world
Friend: Two seconds later “How to Re-establish the Soviet Union”
#GIM
Me who hasn't wished once: **struggles in a domain**
The dudes with 5 stars: *Don't worry my child*
#GIM
Guoba : *Misses fire*
Every player : *Grasp bear firmly*
#GIM
Child: Can we have Hu Tao mum?
Mum: No we have Hu Tao at home.
Hu tao at home: XIANGLING
6:13:
_“Diluc is one of the weird grownups“ - Klee_
1:09
Ganyu is probably the most gentle and kind character in the whole Genshin Impact plot.
#GIM
Me: I am straight
**listens to Xiao's voice in Let The Wind Tell You**
Also me: maybe i'm not straight...
Me: repeat after me. Elemental damage cups.
Mihoyo: elemental damage cups.
Me: so what are we getting?
Mihoyo: defense percent crowns.
Me: NO!!
#GIM
Me: *Using Snow-Tombed on Chongyun*
God: I fear no man, but that thing... It scares me.
The 'Let the wind tell you' meme got me because i literally listened to it for the first time yesterday and that was exactly how it felt
#GIM
Mihoyo: I feel like I'm forgetting something
Genehin Impact: If you forgot then it probably wasn't important
Mihoyo: Yeah you're right
Entire GI Community: *LEY LINE OVERFLOW WHERE?!*
4:28
Samurai Jack: This is getting out of control now there is two of them.
0:51 Yep and specially when you have a Normal 999ms it makes you go mad
3:21 (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)
4:14 Where Sauce? Is it in the Highlights on the web event?
6:14 This..... This needs to be Acknowledged. ⟵(o_O)
lol i was JAMMING to Let The Wind Tell You before this video
#GIM
Diluc: Breathes
Kaeya: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
#GIM
everyone: enjoying the rewards from wish upon a lantern.
me who deleted the email by accident with one lantern left: existence is pain
3:28 jokes on you, I have three claymore prototype!
#GIM
Bennett: bouken da bouken
Fandom: bouken da bouken
Mona: broken da broken?
#GIM
mihoyo: I feel like I forgot something
GI: community if you forgot, then it probably wasn’t important
mihoyo: yeah, you’re right
*dendro characters*
#GIM
me: doing coop domain while my friend is still in loading screen and starts the domain.
my coop friend: You didn't WAIT FOR ME.
4:50 lol mine is the complete opposite, I told them to go grab whatever they need while I brb, but they end up just standing there chatting.
#GIM
1.1 Barbara: Happy
1.2 Sucrose gets pushed by Reckless Pallad.
1.3 Barbara: Emo
#gim
Xiao: i dont care for such mortal activities
Also xiao: 👁👅👁
4:44 damn I actually felt that one 😔
I actually want one tho and I know I’m not alone
I enjoy your video so muchhhh
They make me so happy that i can't remember why i was upset :)
#GIM
Me: Opens the precious chest on one of the Guyun stone forest islands during the World quest
Random ruin hunter: and I took that personally
#GIM
Mihoyo: Releases keqing banner
GI community: This is brilliant, but I like this
#GIM
MiHoYo: i think i forgot something
Hugh Tsai : if you forgot , then it was not that important
MiHoYo: yeah you're right
F2P: disappointed sounds
#GIM
Xiao: I do not wish to spill a drop of mortal blood on this polearm
Me: uses trial Xiao to kill the Treasure Horders
Xiao: and I took that personally
#GIM
GI Community : The ambush mine is OP
Me : okay but L A Z Y
Wow I actually did forget about those underwater spikes
#GIM
Ley line overflow: I hate being forgotten...
Geo-Elemental Eye of the Storm: First time?
#GIM
Rosaria: *has big bandonka honkas
PS4: wait. That's illegal
#GIM
my friend: ryu is food
my other friend: paimon is food
me: paimon is EMERGENCY food, eat pallard first
true story
Diona on the keyboard reminds me of a cat playing a piano
#GIM
Mom: why are you smiling?
Me: it's nothing.
My brain: "ven-tea"
6:19, all i got from Ivanovich is the Cor Lapis 😩🤲
0:52 Klee doesn't have to defrost the chicken because she knows how to take it from frozen to cooked in 0.0001 seconds.
7:36 ah yes my side account team used to have Xiangling and Zhongli and support, while Chongyun as main DPS and Xingqiu as Sub DPS
#GIM
the entire playerbase: sCarAMouChe Do dA FAndAngO
me: na ni
You have heard of Big Dong Zhong, now get ready for Big GONG Zhong
#GIM
Build a inn high af with a functioning elevator
Hua' in and Verr Goldet: *INVEST*
Inn rooms and more workers
Hua' in and Verr Goldet: ew
#GIM
Using geo characters in the +geo damage domain: *Dies in seconds
Using electro characters in the +geo damage domain: ABSOLUTE POWER!
5:48
Me who's there daily and has almost reached 100% explored: •^•
no one:
my friend lagging during jeans skill and t posing as a suffer against a boss:
I played the special mode .... And I found out, its all about the placement. If you fail, try changing the placement of your towers.
Also, timing of the lanes. Its good to stop or slow some lanes, just so your towers arent overwhelmed
And that’s why I don’t usually trust stranger entering my world 🤠
#GIM
Zhongli, Xiao, Hu Tao exist
Everyone : spear supremacy
Me who just want Ayaka normal combo : IM MOTIVATED!!!
#GIM
dinosaurs : exist
Zhongli : meteor
Me who crashed and couldn’t play the cutscene or even see it: p a i n #GIM
Literally everyone in fandom: Hu Tao is so cute! I'm gonna save to get her right then and there
Hu tao: It would be easier if you just let me bury you, Qiqi.
*sad zombie noise intensifies*
#GIM
I love seeing the memes about spiral abyss, makes me feel way more proud about clearing it as f2p 🤗
7:25 Felt weird the first time, but AmberNingguang is pretty lit tho
Everyone waiting for Hu Tao :
Me still waiting for a Shota Character :
People playing as Hu tao in co op:
Me with jean: im about to *accidentally* ruin this mans whole career
#GIM
Childe: Hmm rex lapis is weak and he made a scene to run away from his duties
Xiao:(From a distance) repeat that again.....
Everyone in teyvat: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump to another planet everyone
Klee: Wanna go fish blasting together?
perpetual agony: only weapons 10 pull
me who got only weapons in 20 pull in total: no crap sherlock
#GIM
Me: does a co-op domain
*dies*
Me: I have decided I am never leaving my world again.
#GIM
Everyone but Lisa and Xiao:
I fear no regional specialty,
But that thing(violet grass), it's scares me.
4:06
I want to main the 6th archon (Pyro) and this too close to home
#GIM
Xiao in game: An emo
Xiao’s voice actor:* KAZOO INTENSE*
7:20 c'mon man it's the best I got for her for now LMAO
#GIM
*Fandom: Why is the special difficulty so hard?!
*Me and my friend doing special difficulty without breaking a sweat: What's hard?
Hey, I'm that "people using rust on ganyu" 😂😂😂
#GIM
Diona: I'm an ancestral hunter, so I can shoot arrow
Amber: I'm a trained knight, so I can shoot two at the same time
Venti: I'm a god, so I shoot triple
Random Hilichurl in abysss spriral: YES