Dennis Miller's rant on intelligence

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @jonathanaugustin647
    @jonathanaugustin647 8 лет назад +60

    Wow, I thought family guy was exaggerating.

  • @markyounger1240
    @markyounger1240 5 лет назад +27

    This is so accurate that he could be seen as a time traveler.

  • @brianwebb8136
    @brianwebb8136 Год назад +9

    28 years later, and it still rings true. The man might as well be a prophet. Still love how he always said “I don’t wanna go on a rant here…” then tears into the subject matter.

  • @nancymcmonarch
    @nancymcmonarch 2 года назад +10

    This reminds me of the best advice my father ever gave me. "You are more intelligent than 99% of the people you're ever going to meet. Don't ever be smug or cruel about it, because you were just born lucky. And in this world, it's more important to be kind than smart."

    • @martinriggs8567
      @martinriggs8567 Год назад +3

      That is good advice. If you follow it, you’ll never find out if you are actually more intelligent than 99% of people. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @jeffw1267
      @jeffw1267 Год назад +1

      ​@@martinriggs8567As a top 1% in intelligence level myself, I find out very quickly who is dumber than I am. They watch the news and believe it, can't find Brazil on the world map, and vote for an Alzheimer's patient for president because orange man bad. It would drive me nuts if I allowed it to.

    • @nova3752
      @nova3752 Год назад

      ​@@jeffw1267calm down, soft manchild. you're not smart because you dont watch news and can find Brazil. You're not even average at that point

  • @paulsecon4889
    @paulsecon4889 5 лет назад +8

    Still fucking funny and relevant,all these years later.

  • @guglacownt5946
    @guglacownt5946 7 лет назад +39

    This makes about as much sense as beowulf having sex with robert fulton at the first battle of antietam

    • @MayorOfMidland
      @MayorOfMidland 6 лет назад +5

      What the hell is a rant?

    • @burnbabylonburn78
      @burnbabylonburn78 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣I just read that in Dennis Miller’s voice. Well played!

    • @spockboy
      @spockboy 5 лет назад +1

      @@MayorOfMidland RANT: to speak or shout at length in a wild, impassioned way.

    • @jakefranklin89
      @jakefranklin89 4 года назад +2

      Agreed. When a neoconservative defenestrates it’s like Riskalnakov filibuster deoxymonohydrogenase

  • @lindaberg1695
    @lindaberg1695 2 года назад +8

    He's not wrong....an honest stand up guy in the same comedy slot as Carlin.....

  • @fredonski
    @fredonski 2 года назад +1

    Here I am watching this in 2022 and noticing is more relevant than ever.

  • @rustednailz6232
    @rustednailz6232 6 лет назад +26

    This rant is more prevalent now than it was back in 95

  • @rickysammy1
    @rickysammy1 12 лет назад +7

    "Bright people who I used to respect now stay home to watch Beverly Hills 90210..."

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow Год назад +1

    He's incredible 🌹♥️

  • @higherground711
    @higherground711 6 лет назад +39

    They weren't just rants. They were prophecies. Prophecies that all came true. Today it's the internet beast that's swallowing people whole. 💻🐲

  • @alanchu8660
    @alanchu8660 8 лет назад +44

    Gee, this rant is more dead on today than it was back in 1995.

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 8 лет назад +5

      Isn't it sad? lol we have more technology to teach us, but use it to distract us!! Right now you can go on your phone and look up Kennedy's inaugural speech in less than 10 seconds(depending on the connection) and watch it on your phone, but we use that to distract us with fucking memes that do nothing for us! We have the technology to be the most productive generation, but we allow it to keep us asleep!

    • @paulsecon4889
      @paulsecon4889 5 лет назад

      Alan Chu Yup It Is

  • @redhurricane24
    @redhurricane24 5 лет назад +21

    It is 2019. And this rant has never been more spot on than right now.

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 2 года назад +3

      "hold my beer" - 2022

  • @uTubeNoITube
    @uTubeNoITube 10 лет назад +19

    This was 1995 and sadly, it's only gone downhill from what he's talking about here ;(
    What he said about technology has become the truth, remember, this was when the internet was in it's infancy and cell phones were still the size of phone books.
    2015 and we have Bieber... *weeps for the future of America*

    • @nenofalletta
      @nenofalletta 9 лет назад +1

      I wish HBO would still play this show.

    • @Varsityy1
      @Varsityy1 9 лет назад +2

      uTubeNoITube Amen to that, buddy! As a matter of fact, let me add something to the table. Did you know that an actual high school diploma can't even help you get an actual job anymore? Why is that true? It's because of the fact that high schools don't teach us everything that we need to know before we can have wonderful lives. While the high schools of this generation are teaching us how to become wonderful college students, they're not really teaching us how to become perfect adults in the near future. Also, you know that the world is dead when people actually get their information from Dennis Miller and Jon Stewart. Come on, now! Of course, that's just my opinion, and I could be right.

    • @nenofalletta
      @nenofalletta 9 лет назад +1

      eliemuller Dennis Miller should be a school teacher he is so smart.

    • @Varsityy1
      @Varsityy1 9 лет назад +1

      Nino Falletta That's exactly what I was saying! Of course, we'll be laughing while we're learning because he's also extremely funny.

    • @caseyjoanz
      @caseyjoanz 9 лет назад +1

      +Nino Valletta Yeah, that's really shooting for the moon! Especially for a guy who talks down to the truly informed! He's memorized every book he ever read. Both of them!

  • @eydie57
    @eydie57 3 года назад +2

    Dennis Miller has always looked like he could be Rider Strong's father. I love both of them.

  • @TravisCotter
    @TravisCotter 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dennis Miller is great. Mr. X

  • @icaruswithovaries
    @icaruswithovaries 3 года назад +6

    Oh god. Dennis saw the future.

  • @bullcrapptv
    @bullcrapptv 4 года назад +6

    Holy shit. He just wrote the script for idiocracy 11 years early.

  • @artyvandelayed
    @artyvandelayed 11 лет назад +31

    Looks like his predictions are pretty accurate. One step closer to idiocracy!

  • @josephthomas2226
    @josephthomas2226 Год назад +1

    smartest man in comedy. he and Norm McDonald together were classic.l

  • @DrJCS3
    @DrJCS3 12 лет назад +9

    Dennis Miller is articulate, energizing and raises some important issues. I regret he finds Fox so hospitable only because it makes me wonder if he has been co-opted intellectually as much as some the other Foxies. On the other hand, maybe it's his way of trying to score with that hot, blond crazoid they put on occasionally.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 4 месяца назад

      I think it's more that others may not be so open and hospitable

  • @2ld4u
    @2ld4u 11 лет назад +4

    This is Dennis Miller at his finest. His majestic, dark hair bobs with every witty word that he has to say. He is a masterpiece!

  • @pagalley1
    @pagalley1 9 лет назад +8

    Miller is a very intelligent guy...He's a SNL alumni, but, I don't see him on any of the SNL specials...I loved this show...HBO should bring it back...Dennis Miller, like Bill Mahar, is one of the smartest standup comedians out there...Technology has become too overwhelming...It's robbing us of our humanity...That's just my opinion, though...I could be wrong.

  • @philliesphan312
    @philliesphan312 14 лет назад +11

    Wow! This was even five years before the reality tv juggernot got us! Even back then there were people on tv who had an iota of acting talent. Looks like he was right saying the technology would get us.

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 9 лет назад +8

    Maybe its good Jon's show was canceled then. It may have set him up down the road for the Daily Show and a lot of us know how that went.

    • @decoytarget6185
      @decoytarget6185 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, it was one of the best weapons the Liberals ever had. You had a comedian who was able to attack conservative ideology by mocking it everyday, while holding up liberal ideas as the common-sense alternative. Then, when he got called on his bullshit, he would revert back to saying he was just a comedian and no one should take what he says too seriously.

    • @decoytarget6185
      @decoytarget6185 5 лет назад

      Interesting land on intelligence, but he had Jon Stewart as a guest that evening. Jon Stewart and intelligence go together like two positively charged ions.

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh 3 года назад

      @@decoytarget6185 John Oliver does the same thing: "Nobody is saying you can't do X, but we've just spent 20 minutes making fun of people who do X, so you do the math around whether anyone actually does X anymore when they're getting shit for it from everyone around them because of shows like this peddling half-truths and trendy politics..."

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 7 лет назад +4

    Goddamn imagine if he was still this guy. :\

  • @burnbabylonburn78
    @burnbabylonburn78 5 лет назад +4

    I’d really like to hear what he has to say now! Dennis Miller, where are you? He’s like George Carlin...predicting the future.

    • @cwhip2432
      @cwhip2432 5 лет назад

      The Eradicator he’s not George Carlin man. Miller is great but not Carlin. He’s a fox contributor now, he does come on every once in a while to give opinions. Stand up career is killed now because he’s a conservative.

    • @raybrown1725
      @raybrown1725 4 года назад +4

      @@cwhip2432 His career was dead so he joined the circus he used to rant about

    • @roasrunna8634
      @roasrunna8634 4 года назад +1

      Not Carlin , not funny .

  • @charlessentenat1250
    @charlessentenat1250 7 месяцев назад

    I don't know what we would do without him.

  • @liebherr1400
    @liebherr1400 12 лет назад +3

    Everything you've said is correct, except that most teachers aren't Union. Their are 23 Right to work staes in the US.
    The problem with poor quality teachers is the pay, plain and simple. Have you ever taken a job from the lowest bidder? Its the same thing, quality comes with a cost. Please keep in mind that their are 1000's of great teachers out there, but imagine how much better they would be if they got paid more than 30k a year.

  • @waynebooker498
    @waynebooker498 2 года назад +1

    Nope, your not wrong. I'd like to hear an update to this bit for 2022 considering all the new BS we have to deal with. Reality TV, Furries, Metaverse....

  • @MrHaircut1
    @MrHaircut1 12 лет назад +4

    I am a conservative, aside from the religious aspects. He doesn't make me feel stupid. I get most of his references and I doubt anyone, including his fans, get every reference he makes, though I doubt they'd admit it. They'd just laugh anyway. He can just sometimes come off as being obsessed and preoccupied with naming as many references as he can, even when it's not necessary. That combined with his hostle manner of speaking is annoying to me at times. I'll concede that he's probably smart...

  • @JimGetten
    @JimGetten 3 года назад +2

    Does this relate now more than ever?

  • @travishammond23
    @travishammond23 8 лет назад +1

    Perfect

  • @rmondave
    @rmondave 12 лет назад +2

    Education could be improved simply by allowing COMPETITION and CHOICE: Get rid of
    teacher's unions and tenure, insert merit pay and recognition. The remaining problems would be fixed with competition or by definition they simply cant be fixed with anything but a restart button: 1. Disinterested and incompetent parents 2. Obsolete curriculum and outmoded delivery 3. A polluted gene pool, will not be fixed in the short term. Some issues are too sensitive to even be raised.

  • @djnross
    @djnross 14 лет назад

    @Ronin1914 Thank you sir...Many happy returns to my synoptic trail wherever Ariadne's thread unspools.

  • @tybo09
    @tybo09 12 лет назад +5

    Nobody go back in time and show THIS Dennis Miller an episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"...
    The universe would collapse.

    • @Rodshark75
      @Rodshark75 5 лет назад

      Show him a clip of himself today... his head would become a black hole of hypocrysy after he says Betsy Davros a "fine choice" to run the department of education.

  • @mikehancock5744
    @mikehancock5744 3 года назад +1

    DENNIS THANK YOU FOR MAKING US 😆🤣😂

  • @NoahDiamond-Firearms-LLC
    @NoahDiamond-Firearms-LLC 12 лет назад +4

    I love this. I don't know if he write it all, but he has the delivery for sure. I am certain he is very intelligent as his response times are amazing and his executions are precise.

  • @feonjun
    @feonjun 5 лет назад +2

    I don't want to go on a rant here, but the flux-capacitor of the hypotenuse of the z-axis has tangent with the g-string of the inverted caliper
    where Obama used his birth certificate to stroke the cow with Copernicus at the right angle.

  • @Tsnore
    @Tsnore 13 лет назад

    Is Dennis Killer related to Judth Killer formerly of the NY Times and now also of Fox Noise?

  • @liebherr1400
    @liebherr1400 12 лет назад

    I feel your pain. I live in the South as well.

  • @JINFAMOUS_
    @JINFAMOUS_ 14 лет назад +2

    Truer words have never been spoken by this man...if video killed the radio star then technology killed the genius! With new technology, gadgets and devices coming out pretty much every week...it has us as ppl rely less on natural brain power and more on who can one up the next with who can get the newest iPod, HDTV, Smartphone first...as well as what Snooki and The Situation did on the most recent "Jersey Shore". Senseless television and never ending emerging technology although may seem as...

  • @RobbKong999
    @RobbKong999 13 лет назад +1

    @SouthShoreLax
    What the hell does rant mean?

  • @bpd35
    @bpd35 11 лет назад +1

    Dennis Miller for President

  • @concordetconstabulary219
    @concordetconstabulary219 5 лет назад +4

    Man did this hit the mark perfectly.

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Год назад

    He is spot on

  • @likes2aplay
    @likes2aplay 14 лет назад

    loved it thank ya

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 5 лет назад +1

    I was surprised at his incredulity at "F as in Faeroe" at first until I realized he meant "Pharoah."

  • @davidh9596
    @davidh9596 10 лет назад +4

    Sad but true

  • @Moviefan2k4
    @Moviefan2k4 10 лет назад +2

    I don't always agree with Dennis' views, but he pretty much hit the nail on the head with this one. I read about two kids not long ago, who sat on a bus not 6 feet from each other, texting back and forth instead of talking. When people can win a legal case against McDonald's over coffee being too hot, and more people on TV champion killing babies instead of protecting both them and their parents...you know something's really gone to hell.

  • @Ryomaslade45
    @Ryomaslade45 14 лет назад +1

    @MarkArandjus I think he was aiming more towards the normal people having more reliance on it. The idiot who just needs to pass Spanish so he can go out and play another season of Hockey in High school, can now easily do his essay using some program(on a slightly higher quality level then babelfish) and really no one would be the wiser.
    But you could also be right as well, especially since such programs weren't as available in '95.

  • @spreadthelove77
    @spreadthelove77 13 лет назад +2

    Dennis Miller is truly no laughing matter................

  • @Fersomling
    @Fersomling 12 лет назад +1

    What year was this? Obviously pre-2000 from the content.

  • @24ballin23
    @24ballin23 13 лет назад

    @feebleblunt1
    stewart doesn't have a team of writers?
    colbert doesn't have a team of writers?

  • @intanjible
    @intanjible 13 лет назад +1

    Did he really pluralize "metropolis" as "metropoli" as if the word were spelled "metropolus" and designed to be pluralized with the letter "i" at the end?

  • @decoytarget6185
    @decoytarget6185 5 лет назад +1

    Nice ramp, but it failed because he had Jon Stewart the liberal Wonder on as a guest that evening. Jon Stewart and intelligence go together like two positively charged ions.

  • @RobMacKendrick
    @RobMacKendrick 2 года назад

    Like Yogi Berra always said, "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." (You'd be surprised how many people don't get this joke today.)

  • @soapg532
    @soapg532 7 лет назад +18

    the hell does rant mean?

    • @Verbal_Kent
      @Verbal_Kent 5 лет назад +10

      I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate

  • @notme1048
    @notme1048 3 года назад

    The Algonquin Round Table Wikipedia site just crashed from too much traffic

  • @lbsrfr999
    @lbsrfr999 14 лет назад

    @feebleblunt1 - Dennis is brilliant. He does this stuff daily on his radio show. He blows away feeble minded and blunt induced callers with quick wit and knowledge of the issues.

  • @jelaninoel
    @jelaninoel 4 года назад +2

    Imagine what he’d have to say now

    • @LooneySplatooney
      @LooneySplatooney 3 года назад +2

      Oh he has a lot to say and thankfully hasn’t been CANCELLED …. Yet

  • @mrfudd13
    @mrfudd13 2 года назад

    Can't say we didn't see it coming.

  • @mtb416
    @mtb416 15 лет назад +1

    every single commercial these days is the same as well

  • @2pacthugzta
    @2pacthugzta 13 лет назад

    @MasterOfSparks Agreed.

  • @justjimmy765
    @justjimmy765 2 года назад

    The dialog is spot on, but the sound engineer can't set the release gate on the compressor.

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 11 лет назад +1

    At least 3, for sure.

  • @matttrafton2725
    @matttrafton2725 3 года назад

    An oracle of the highest order.

  • @Cherryberrygirl89
    @Cherryberrygirl89 10 лет назад +7

    Always sarcastic. Always clever. Always cute. And funny. And, maybe right?

  • @moneybagzz
    @moneybagzz 14 лет назад +1

    He asks the right question > WHY BOTHER?

  • @BattlegroundVictory
    @BattlegroundVictory 12 лет назад +1

    absolutely agree... currently, his radio show is disaster... his side kick sits there laughing and giggling like a school girl as Dennis rambles on in random directions, obviously quite impressed with himself and the adoration of his ignorant Fanboy base... meanwhile, I just change the channel... *yawn*... boring as all hell...

  • @gator1973ful
    @gator1973ful 4 года назад +1

    Grit and Sanka.
    Ah....Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @Feetie39
    @Feetie39 14 лет назад +3

    Dennis we miss you so much. Come back. The dark side is not worth it. Come back please.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 12 лет назад

    Dennis Miller talking up Jon Stewart... that's some eerie foreshadowing there...

  • @alltruthmatters4395
    @alltruthmatters4395 2 года назад

    We live in the movie “Idiocracy”.

  • @rontayan
    @rontayan 6 лет назад +1

    Then pop culture fused with social media.....the technology has totally made us worst.

  • @JaySports644
    @JaySports644 13 лет назад

    @deezydmv He said go back to listening to Dane Cook.

  • @Tobysgmc
    @Tobysgmc 3 года назад

    And this was before virtual doctor visits

  • @MrHaircut1
    @MrHaircut1 12 лет назад +1

    ... but the obscure references aren't what makes him so. Logic is all that matters to me and he seems less concerned with showing the logic in his arguments than making his similes and references. An even better Churchill quote, paraphrased: "If you're not liberal by 20 you have no heart. If you're not conservative by 30 you have no brain."

  • @robloxvids2233
    @robloxvids2233 2 года назад

    And this was back when the only Kardashian anyone knew about was O.J.'s lawyer Robert.

  • @BeauregardHall
    @BeauregardHall 2 года назад

    4:25 That time Dennis Miller said he's on the left.

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 8 лет назад

    4:08 Kenobi?

  • @1965ace
    @1965ace 10 лет назад +2

    He is right ! We elected Mr. 57 States, and the media thinks he's the brightest guy that ever lived.

    • @ArinKambitsis
      @ArinKambitsis 10 лет назад +2

      He meant to say 47 states, because he'd been to 47 states, and had one left to go. It was a slip up, and I would bet a million dollars that he's smarter than all of your family combined.

    • @1965ace
      @1965ace 10 лет назад +1

      Arin Kambitsis Really because that's only 48 , there are 50 states, no wonder he has people like you thinking he's smart. I will never "rspct" this idiot who has screwed up this country so bad.

    • @ArinKambitsis
      @ArinKambitsis 10 лет назад +4

      He's talking about the lower 48, genius. Visits to alaska and hawaii weren't part of that tour. Also, he took the reigns of authority from George W. Bush, the worst president in u.s. history, who bankrupted this country through war, deregulation, and tax cuts for the rich. You think this country is worse now than when it was mired in Iraq and losing 500,000 jobs a month? What kind of tumor do you have?

    • @1965ace
      @1965ace 10 лет назад

      Arin Kambitsis President 57 states is such a hypocrite ranting about the national debt in 2008 and he has almost doubled it now. That is about $170,000 per household that we have to pay back not some imaginary politician or rich guy. I bet you think we should raise corporate taxes ? Who do you think pays for that dummy ? Let's raise gasoline tax, you idiot, you pay for that at the pump. Jobs are leaving the country because of high taxes and regulation. If you regulate a business and tax it to the point it makes more sense to move it to China then it will. You must be uneducated and over indoctrinated to believe anything this government says.

    • @1965ace
      @1965ace 10 лет назад

      Arin Kambitsis It's all very simple by last year the national debt was 17 trillion , when dummy took over it was about 10 trillion, when dummy leaves it will be around 20 trillion.
      Yes per person the debt is about $60,000 the average number of people in a house 3 on low side that is $180,000 PER HOUSEHOLD.
      Take a basic economics course, there is no free lunch.

  • @erichaynes7502
    @erichaynes7502 2 года назад

    Dennis Miller makes Nostradamus look like Alex Jones after a 3 day meth bender!

  • @politure
    @politure 9 лет назад +2

    I agree wholeheartedly, but is it ironic that some of his jokes are cultural references to celebrities and products or tv shows?

  • @seth7733
    @seth7733 13 лет назад +1

    Calling someone an Einstein is an insult because it's sarcastic...

  • @thomasboudreau4563
    @thomasboudreau4563 Год назад

    In 95, this could be considerded hyperbole, but 28 yrs later...literal

  • @MelancoliaI
    @MelancoliaI 3 года назад

    I'd like today's sad Fox News-frequenting Dennis to meet this Dennis.

  • @caseyjoanz
    @caseyjoanz 9 лет назад

    This guy wants to be Mort Sahl. Sahl's arcane references gave the audience credit for their intelligence. He was informed, and he assumed his audience understood.
    Miller is a lightweight who prepares and rehearses a rant. A rant is extemporaneous outrage. When you have to dim the houselights and cue the audience, your rage is contrived bullshit.
    Sahl confounded Kennedy's "best-and-brightest". Miller confounds Bill O'Reilly: about as hard as doing chin-ups on a curb.

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 2 года назад

      Can someone translate pseudo intellectual for me? It's not one of the languages I speak.

  • @imdave1990
    @imdave1990 12 лет назад +1

    20 bucks says this dude's sexually frustrated.

  • @michaelsix9684
    @michaelsix9684 4 года назад +1

    he was hilarious

  • @SiempreAmigos
    @SiempreAmigos 13 лет назад

    @qncsc agreed - right on the money

  • @michaellinner7772
    @michaellinner7772 Год назад

    I've got to go there on Dennis.
    It's not Education System, but rather it's "Educational System". In English we don't use nouns to describe other nouns. 😁

  • @LooneySplatooney
    @LooneySplatooney 3 года назад

    26 years later… what happened??? Dumbing down of America!!! We are seeing it tenfold now

  • @aprilreign5560
    @aprilreign5560 12 лет назад +1

    like the other guy said, Just like Idiocracy

  • @raferalstonisgoat4457
    @raferalstonisgoat4457 5 лет назад +2

    dennis doing a 180 on his political views is sad

  • @jordanjudice4504
    @jordanjudice4504 6 лет назад

    Can anyone from the future tell this guy about kindle?

  • @alifelesscritic
    @alifelesscritic 12 лет назад

    ..."PHAR-AOH" IS a very INTELLIGENT way of setting the correct spelling for the word !

  • @BusterCherry1
    @BusterCherry1 11 лет назад

    I was going to reply to ol' Bozo, but it looks like you set him straight already. Thanks.

  • @citizenoftherepublic9795
    @citizenoftherepublic9795 9 лет назад +12

    Back when Dennis Miller made sense.