LYRICS (for anyone that wants to do karaoke) Well it's Christmas man, what do you have planned? Surely something legal and just Though you must admit that your gifts lack grit, Perhaps this time you should indulge in sins outside of gluttony and lust (Like greed! Now THATS a sin!) I know that it's expensive to come up with great gifts And the hottest games your kids already own But if you listen to my song the answers been there all along Perhaps it's time to buy a game that's brewed at home So, maybe... How 'bout the next best thing? Like this bootleg GBA game called Return of the King? It might not be Nintendo or Square Enix or Sony But you have to admit that the names got a ring (Ring a ding ding it passes the title test!) There's Super Mario 4 and 14 (yes that's real look it up) They're just as good as Mario Odyssey! You know your kids will play whatever if it's wrapped up with string So, throw that dirty ROM hack into their stocking! And get the next best thing! I've got Somari and Kirby Red Diamond (ooh!) Perhaps you'd like Pokémon Chaos Black Mario Kart Fighter and 7 Grand Dad No one will know that they're fake, so cut yourself some slack! You deserve a break, a game is a game And try to ignore that built in sense of shame They can't all be Call of Duty So squint your eyes, swallow your pride, and don't you dare be snooty! So how 'bout the next best thing? Just think of all of the money that you'll save, cha-ching! For why spend $70 on a triple A game, when you could buy a home made one that has the same name? (Shop local folks!) I understand your reservations, getting Crash 2 Advance can sting But if you give your cash to me, I guarantee you all will see And though these games might not be great it's way cheaper to emulate! So trust in Scott and you can't lose, use the savings for some booze And this Christmas you will dance and sing For the Next! Best! Thing!
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LYRICS (for anyone that wants to do karaoke)
Well it's Christmas man, what do you have planned?
Surely something legal and just
Though you must admit that your gifts lack grit,
Perhaps this time you should indulge in sins outside of gluttony and lust
(Like greed! Now THATS a sin!)
I know that it's expensive to come up with great gifts
And the hottest games your kids already own
But if you listen to my song the answers been there all along
Perhaps it's time to buy a game that's brewed at home
So, maybe...
How 'bout the next best thing?
Like this bootleg GBA game called Return of the King?
It might not be Nintendo or Square Enix or Sony
But you have to admit that the names got a ring
(Ring a ding ding it passes the title test!)
There's Super Mario 4 and 14 (yes that's real look it up)
They're just as good as Mario Odyssey!
You know your kids will play whatever if it's wrapped up with string
So, throw that dirty ROM hack into their stocking!
And get the next best thing!
I've got Somari and Kirby Red Diamond (ooh!)
Perhaps you'd like Pokémon Chaos Black
Mario Kart Fighter and 7 Grand Dad
No one will know that they're fake, so cut yourself some slack!
You deserve a break, a game is a game
And try to ignore that built in sense of shame
They can't all be Call of Duty
So squint your eyes, swallow your pride, and don't you dare be snooty!
So how 'bout the next best thing?
Just think of all of the money that you'll save, cha-ching!
For why spend $70 on a triple A game,
when you could buy a home made one that has the same name?
(Shop local folks!)
I understand your reservations, getting Crash 2 Advance can sting
But if you give your cash to me, I guarantee you all will see
And though these games might not be great it's way cheaper to emulate!
So trust in Scott and you can't lose, use the savings for some booze
And this Christmas you will dance and sing
For the Next! Best! Thing!
Now try to convince someone who doesn't know Scott The Woz that this is from a Christmas special talking about fake games. I dare you.
It wouldn't be that hard to convince someone of that, since it's literally true.
This is amazing! Thank you!
Could you possibly turn this into a kareoke version?
:0
Sounds like crap