I Do Not Poach Turkeys (anymore)

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  • @theswiftphil8789
    @theswiftphil8789 2 года назад +32

    This man definitely does not freebase cocaine

    • @williampollock1274
      @williampollock1274 Год назад

      Are you sure about that.😂

    • @trextrextrex
      @trextrextrex 7 месяцев назад

      Better hope he dont get on that Tequila.
      Sally look out

  • @mikelhardin3869
    @mikelhardin3869 2 года назад +26

    I like it when you go with a buddy and after you or him shoot he says ok let's get the heck of here lol

  • @Buck_Norris
    @Buck_Norris 2 года назад +62

    Pitts is absolutely one of my favorites.. When he talks, he sounds he'd be the guy that could tell you exactly what is wrong with your 96 Chevy truck or point you into the direction of a good BBQ joint.

    • @realtree
      @realtree  2 года назад +5

      Great description!

  • @Wheelinhunter1776
    @Wheelinhunter1776 2 года назад +21

    And I do not freebase cocaine 😂

  • @lolguy1100
    @lolguy1100 2 года назад +9

    i do NOT free base anymore😂 can’t believe no one knows what’s he makin fun of

  • @trkyhntr9121
    @trkyhntr9121 2 года назад +259

    I knew a guy that told game warden after he got caught poaching “I’m a pastor and the Bible says this is God’s land. So I’m gonna hunt all of it.”

    • @jrwc14
      @jrwc14 2 года назад +17

      Yea I’m with u there. As long as I don’t do anything a that’s disrespectful in his eyes when it comes to the animal side ain’t no man god the right to tell me to wat do when it comes to hunting kick rocks I say.

    • @arttrumbo9496
      @arttrumbo9496 2 года назад +29

      @@jrwc14 found the poacher. God wants us to respect each other and great others as we would want to be treated. Trespassing shows disrespect to the landowner and yourself.

    • @williamlester4
      @williamlester4 2 года назад +3

      "I'm the king and the scriptures say this is God's land. So I'm gonna garden all of it."
      -King Ahab to Naboth.

    • @bluegrassnnawoods8198
      @bluegrassnnawoods8198 2 года назад +8

      Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things

    • @williamlester4
      @williamlester4 2 года назад +6

      @@bluegrassnnawoods8198 Here God is referring to what may be eaten, but He is not referring to property ownership and the rights that come along with it. “You shall not steal” assumes that things can be owned, and there are strict limitations about what can be taken from someone else’s land in God’s law.

  • @codyjohnson6957
    @codyjohnson6957 2 года назад +10

    I love this tribute! Shane is underrated!

  • @christiandaniel3738
    @christiandaniel3738 2 года назад +9

    I will not freebase cocaine anymore.. lol comedian Shane Caldwell .I might have a lil toot or a hit a reefer but I will not freebase cocaine .

    • @timo9355
      @timo9355 2 года назад +4

      Unless it’s mah birthday! 🤣

  • @davidrussell631
    @davidrussell631 2 года назад +5

    Whole lot of truth as to human nature in this piece of satire.

  • @BornAgainOutdoorsman
    @BornAgainOutdoorsman 2 года назад +19

    Pitts is hilarious 😂

  • @michaelallen7100
    @michaelallen7100 2 года назад +14

    Lol got a couple off the property lines back in my early 20’s now I own enough land to just watch and get one occasionally in the back yard

  • @hunterm671
    @hunterm671 2 года назад +14

    That made my day Pitts!

  • @zacharyjohnson3112
    @zacharyjohnson3112 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely Hilarious!!! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

  • @danielwiggins3747
    @danielwiggins3747 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely in tears right now 🤣🤣

  • @whisperingoutdoors
    @whisperingoutdoors 2 года назад +10

    LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA, I mean il. Poach a squirrel but I will not poach a gobbler! 🤣

  • @6mm_chris20
    @6mm_chris20 2 года назад +7

    I don't poach them, i nugget them 😂

  • @rexhargrove5172
    @rexhargrove5172 2 года назад +3

    “Unless he’s goblin his brains out” 😂🤣😂

  • @JaysClubHouse
    @JaysClubHouse 2 года назад +6

    Amazing spin on “I do not do free base anymore”

    • @jr.d8636
      @jr.d8636 2 года назад +3

      I'll do some toot now!

  • @peachpanther4422
    @peachpanther4422 2 года назад +6

    I know what he’s talking about , hadn’t made it to rehab yet !

  • @jackbuendgen389
    @jackbuendgen389 2 года назад +21

    I'm from Wyoming. One of my less savory coworkers sounds just like this. How he hasn't had his hunting privileges taken away yet is beyond me

    • @bobohunter1776
      @bobohunter1776 2 года назад +1

      Operation Game Thief will usually give you a decent reward for tips... Ammo ain't cheap.

    • @jonathanboerema2872
      @jonathanboerema2872 2 года назад +2

      I think we all know someone like this.

    • @mikeoxhard2176
      @mikeoxhard2176 2 года назад +1

      Hunting is not a privilege.

    • @jackbuendgen389
      @jackbuendgen389 2 года назад +3

      @@mikeoxhard2176 yes it is. We have a right to bear arms, the right to freely speak, the right to religion, ect. Hunting is treated like driving. You drive drunk one to many times you get you drivers license taken away. You are seen as a danger on the road. You POACH one to many animals guess what you are seen as an abuser of a public resource and are no longer able to hunt legally hunt. Anything other than that is poaching. We as hunters are obligated to preserve and be good stewards of nature.

    • @mikeoxhard2176
      @mikeoxhard2176 2 года назад +3

      @@jackbuendgen389 yeah I don't need the government's permission to feed my family. Good talk.

  • @RotaryOrNothing
    @RotaryOrNothing 6 месяцев назад

    Lmao 🤣love the reference. Soo many people are gonna miss out on the deep reference. Hilarious

  • @JM-sj4wj
    @JM-sj4wj 2 года назад +2

    You ain’t a turkey hunter if you ain’t tip toed across a property line to kill a screaming turkey 😂

  • @madmedic366
    @madmedic366 2 года назад +3

    Pure gold !

  • @GroveWoodFarms
    @GroveWoodFarms 2 года назад +12

    lol I do not freebase cocaine

  • @misaelcunha4435
    @misaelcunha4435 2 года назад +13

    today my Realtree Edge clothes arrived here in Brazil, I'm very happy with the quality

  • @paulreid2223
    @paulreid2223 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... And another line " Ah did not have sides with that turkey " but ah spilt some sauce on her dress) ......

  • @kenjamison7689
    @kenjamison7689 2 года назад +4

    Pitts!!! Cryin lol, hilarious

  • @theparttimershunting
    @theparttimershunting 2 года назад +3

    Spot on Pitts

  • @yomama9592
    @yomama9592 2 года назад +2

    this is a great recreation of a masterpiece 😂😂

  • @CMBDIA
    @CMBDIA 2 года назад +3

    my birthday is in april too but i ain't gonna poach no turkey

  • @mdnewton96
    @mdnewton96 2 года назад +5

    😂😂😂😂 love this!

  • @ryanpolk5442
    @ryanpolk5442 2 года назад +2

    Love it brother!

  • @openope3156
    @openope3156 2 года назад +4

    Absolute gold

  • @slalomnorth
    @slalomnorth 2 года назад +2

    “Everybody needs a birthday bird” lol

  • @tpot91
    @tpot91 2 года назад +1

    May or may not of hoped a fence this morning...

  • @cashberry2680
    @cashberry2680 2 года назад +2

    He is the most honest dude ever

  • @tophernuttle420
    @tophernuttle420 2 года назад +2

    This man's sideburns deserve their own museum 👏

    • @theswiftphil8789
      @theswiftphil8789 2 года назад

      Hes doing a bit on a classic video "I do not freebase cocaine"

  • @neildemant1413
    @neildemant1413 2 года назад +3

    But will he do a little toot?

  • @joshhorn5131
    @joshhorn5131 2 года назад +3

    This is funny...but the original is damn funny

  • @snoopybobber
    @snoopybobber 2 года назад +5

    "I do not free base cocaine" 🤣

    • @aaronn.1010
      @aaronn.1010 2 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @colt3030
    @colt3030 2 года назад +1

    Freebasing cocaine.

  • @frankspataro9714
    @frankspataro9714 2 года назад +2

    I believe we think alot Like Pitts lol 😆

  • @carlreed9357
    @carlreed9357 2 года назад +9

    This is funny. But I and am sure many others know way too many people like this. It is sad that people are so pitiful as to taking game off of another person's property. We had 3 brothers in Butler county Alabama that constantly hunted our property and until they were caught and prosecuted did they stop. However they continually walked the property line when they knew some of our club members were trying to hunt, not harassing anyone but making enough noise to spook birds. IDIOTS

    • @markwebb9911
      @markwebb9911 2 года назад

      Did they hunt on the club land previous to it becoming a club?

    • @carlreed9357
      @carlreed9357 2 года назад

      @@markwebb9911 no, there family owned a cattle farm on our East border.

    • @markwebb9911
      @markwebb9911 2 года назад +3

      @@carlreed9357 In my area it was all public land until recent years. The hunting clubs came in and now I'm told where I can and cannot go by people from other states. I feel like I lost my birthright , it's something I struggle with almost daily.

    • @carlreed9357
      @carlreed9357 2 года назад

      @@markwebb9911 This property has been owned by the same family in Fort Deposit since the 30's. I understand your frustration I had the same thing happen to me when I was younger,

    • @carlreed9357
      @carlreed9357 2 года назад

      Mark Webb, I live in Alabama also.

  • @tomyaraschefski6025
    @tomyaraschefski6025 2 года назад +2

    THIS WAS GREAT

  • @brandondrane9710
    @brandondrane9710 2 года назад +4

    😂😂😂lmaox10...wow pitts never disappoints ....😂😂😂 good stuff brother

  • @eseckinger1
    @eseckinger1 2 года назад +2

    Good stuff! 😂🤣

  • @Krytikyl
    @Krytikyl 2 года назад +4

    I will not free base cocaine. Lol love this

    • @treywalker5827
      @treywalker5827 2 года назад +1

      We know where he stole the basis of this joke from!

  • @toolman9081
    @toolman9081 2 года назад +3

    I know this is satire, but it seems like it's real tho. 🤣

  • @JPSimen
    @JPSimen 2 года назад

    He don't poach, he smokes them now.

  • @jrwc14
    @jrwc14 2 года назад +2

    This guy a trip

  • @kristiebobo289
    @kristiebobo289 2 года назад +1

    I don’t poach turkeys (ANYMORE)

  • @charlieg3437
    @charlieg3437 7 месяцев назад

    Mencia must be so proud .

  • @timothypaul6092
    @timothypaul6092 2 года назад +1

    I know people like this that’s what’s funny about it

  • @blake8887
    @blake8887 2 года назад

    This is so funny so you keep it up and keep posting videos

  • @chrismacomber9727
    @chrismacomber9727 2 года назад +1

    Priceless!!!!lolol

  • @thisismyusername6717
    @thisismyusername6717 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god. At work all of us watch that video probably once every couple months. I cant WAIT to show this. Good job sir😂

  • @oxencott3n175
    @oxencott3n175 2 года назад

    " I do not free base gobblers anymore"

  • @masonbrantley9646
    @masonbrantley9646 2 года назад

    I will NOT poach a turkey and I will NOT freebase cocaine….. maybe on my birthday though😂

  • @ashmutoakajefa9412
    @ashmutoakajefa9412 2 года назад +1

    I do not smoke crack cocaine
    Now I may take little toot
    But I do not smoke crack cocaine

  • @BELLA-ij3lu
    @BELLA-ij3lu 2 года назад

    What you dippin on?

  • @miller2478
    @miller2478 2 года назад +1

    No one cares about a squirrel!! 🤣🤣

  • @YT-BenG
    @YT-BenG 2 года назад +1

    My Dad taught me good, shoot run grab kicking bird an high tail out, never walk on lanes an trails an I'll add one to it,always where face mask 📷

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 2 года назад

      Turkey season is great for that cuz you wear a mask anyways, but wasn't long ago, when I was a kid in early 2000s and you didn't even need to wear about cameras.

  • @cyleandkayla
    @cyleandkayla 2 года назад

    This reminds me of I WILL NOT FREE BASE COCAINE ANYMORE

  • @tylerwesterhold1984
    @tylerwesterhold1984 2 года назад +1

    The real one know what this is from hahaha

  • @kyleklug7256
    @kyleklug7256 2 года назад

    This is god damn hilarious 🤣

  • @micahutley8085
    @micahutley8085 2 года назад

    I’ve never heard more truth in a joke than have right here

  • @sgt1terrence
    @sgt1terrence 2 года назад

    lol this is funny as hell!
    I'm Native American and my grandpa didn't care. He would tell me: "if we follow their rules we are gonna be living like the white man. They think there's no animals out here. Bullshit!"..we respected another man's property though. Fast forward to today and now we have seasons.
    When i was younger, our reservation didnt have hunting seasons. So we went out and hunted whenever. I remember the gun racks we would proudly display in the back window. We would walk down the street with our shotguns as kids but our people knew we was carrying on our tradition. Only outsiders would honk and get uncomfortable ha. We were just out there living.
    only time we take an animal out of season is during a funeral or if we come up on an animal that has been hit by a car and left there to rot when it could feed my people who can't exactly go out and collect meat.
    I wonder how many more rules are gonna be thrown out there to keep us from being out there and doing what we love. As long as you don't slay every creature you see then you should be fine.
    I wonder how many "bums" we could save if we taught em how to fish or hunt. even gatherers could save em. They are basically camping in a concrete forest. I know there's some that dont wanna do jack shiz with their life but what about the ones that wanna do stuff like us and be content with who they are because at the end of the day, we are all people.
    Plus they can make a youtube channel of their comeback and how hunting saved their life. I remember eastman's journal having a hold on entertainment for hunters (there was no internet back then). Now we have Remi Warren, Steve Rinella, etc. to learn from. It's good to get different opinions.

  • @keepingitoutdoors1241
    @keepingitoutdoors1241 2 года назад +1

    Realtree channel with Mossy Oak Bottomland camo

    • @WarbirdCalls
      @WarbirdCalls 2 года назад +2

      That's original Realtree.. yes was similar to original bottomland

    • @keepingitoutdoors1241
      @keepingitoutdoors1241 2 года назад +2

      @@WarbirdCalls thanks for informing me. It does look just like og bottomland

  • @keithdrain9606
    @keithdrain9606 2 года назад

    I will not do crack in church but if I all ready heared that sermon I Might go to the bathroom and get a hit

  • @Growbrojay
    @Growbrojay 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if this guy was friends with Charles Beaty lmfao 😂 🤣

  • @chrismacdonald102
    @chrismacdonald102 2 года назад

    I Do NOT freebase cocaine!

  • @WarbirdCalls
    @WarbirdCalls 2 года назад +1

    LoL.. great laugh for the day

  • @erikmoss8972
    @erikmoss8972 Год назад

    Rip redstone rehab...

  • @chadmashburn1248
    @chadmashburn1248 Год назад

    I've done all these things, it ain't my fault my birthdays in may.

  • @auburn696
    @auburn696 2 года назад

    Realtree, buddies, most of these cats don't know about the original.

  • @rebelscope
    @rebelscope 2 года назад +1

    That's funny!!

  • @DeerHunterDVM
    @DeerHunterDVM 2 года назад

    Spook Spann...is that you?!

  • @jamesfowler5308
    @jamesfowler5308 Год назад

    Skit comes from Robert Howell I will not free base cocaine

  • @craigeckstein5748
    @craigeckstein5748 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome

  • @GeoFishing
    @GeoFishing 2 года назад

    Fitting 😃😎

  • @coltoncarroll5935
    @coltoncarroll5935 4 месяца назад

    Unless… 😂😂

  • @jackshell6371
    @jackshell6371 2 года назад

    Game warden has entered the chat

  • @growchiropractickanab3730
    @growchiropractickanab3730 2 года назад

    haha this is awesome!!

  • @permrussiatoday
    @permrussiatoday 2 года назад

    I will not poach squirrels in my back yard.. unless they're digging in my garden, or screwing with the bird feeder, or laughing at me in the window, or running around flicking their tail

  • @BBoysOutdoors
    @BBoysOutdoors 2 года назад

    Unless...🤣

  • @jonathanmoxley1826
    @jonathanmoxley1826 6 месяцев назад

    Ill do some toot now!!!

  • @coletheobald8342
    @coletheobald8342 2 года назад

    Property lines are just a suggestion

  • @nathanwelberg9012
    @nathanwelberg9012 2 года назад

    I thought this was serious at first

  • @codygoins8832
    @codygoins8832 2 года назад

    Unless

  • @topfeedcoco
    @topfeedcoco 8 месяцев назад

    I will do a toot, but I do NOT bass the cocaine

  • @2BTruckingLLC
    @2BTruckingLLC 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 damn im right down the road from Dublin ga lol I gotta check that out 🤣

  • @treycouch7098
    @treycouch7098 2 года назад

    Unless….

  • @seannally5735
    @seannally5735 2 года назад

    I told my son he smells like a turkeys butt then this popped up on reccomended proof your phone listens to you

  • @bigrevkev55
    @bigrevkev55 Год назад

    It would be impolite to not to….

  • @bobsmith-ru7xp
    @bobsmith-ru7xp 2 года назад

    I do not poach turkeys because I don't turkey hunt. Well, I did shoot a jake several years ago, but it was deer season not turkey season so I should be good. Well, except I shot him with a 30-06 and I was tresspassing.

  • @tylerhodskins9538
    @tylerhodskins9538 2 года назад

    My mom's a gobbler ..

  • @Owl4909
    @Owl4909 Год назад

    you and me must be kin somewhere down the line

  • @neiph8686
    @neiph8686 2 года назад

    I do not smoke crack cocaine....anymore. Well....unless it's my birthday. You know I might take a little toot. Or..... if I am stuck in traffic, what else are you supposed to do?

  • @montemaguire4596
    @montemaguire4596 2 года назад

    You can tell he's not lying just by the sound of his voice But sill keep an eye on your real camera pic's. BAU HAU

  • @Davenport1992
    @Davenport1992 2 года назад

    Now go do some toot and getchu a gobbler ole son!