I Do Not Poach Turkeys (anymore)
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- After being sent to Poachers Rehab Pitts is proud to announce that poaching is no longer apart of his life. Unless......
A Tribute to our friend Shane Caldwell, check him out!
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This man definitely does not freebase cocaine
Are you sure about that.😂
Better hope he dont get on that Tequila.
Sally look out
And I do not freebase cocaine 😂
unless it's my birthday
I knew a guy that told game warden after he got caught poaching “I’m a pastor and the Bible says this is God’s land. So I’m gonna hunt all of it.”
Yea I’m with u there. As long as I don’t do anything a that’s disrespectful in his eyes when it comes to the animal side ain’t no man god the right to tell me to wat do when it comes to hunting kick rocks I say.
@@jrwc14 found the poacher. God wants us to respect each other and great others as we would want to be treated. Trespassing shows disrespect to the landowner and yourself.
Im guessing that didnt end well for the pastor. Haha
"I'm the king and the scriptures say this is God's land. So I'm gonna garden all of it."
-King Ahab to Naboth.
Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things
i do NOT free base anymore😂 can’t believe no one knows what’s he makin fun of
I like it when you go with a buddy and after you or him shoot he says ok let's get the heck of here lol
Pitts is absolutely one of my favorites.. When he talks, he sounds he'd be the guy that could tell you exactly what is wrong with your 96 Chevy truck or point you into the direction of a good BBQ joint.
Great description!
I will not freebase cocaine anymore.. lol comedian Shane Caldwell .I might have a lil toot or a hit a reefer but I will not freebase cocaine .
Unless it’s mah birthday! 🤣
Amazing spin on “I do not do free base anymore”
I'll do some toot now!
I love this tribute! Shane is underrated!
Lmao 🤣love the reference. Soo many people are gonna miss out on the deep reference. Hilarious
“Unless he’s goblin his brains out” 😂🤣😂
I don't poach them, i nugget them 😂
"I do not free base cocaine" 🤣
I was looking for this comment lol
lol I do not freebase cocaine
But ill do a lil toot on ma birthday
Yeah you don, don't lie .... Hahahahahajk
UNLESS...
Whole lot of truth as to human nature in this piece of satire.
That made my day Pitts!
Pitts is hilarious 😂
LMAO! HAHAHAHAHA, I mean il. Poach a squirrel but I will not poach a gobbler! 🤣
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Absolutely in tears right now 🤣🤣
You ain’t a turkey hunter if you ain’t tip toed across a property line to kill a screaming turkey 😂
today my Realtree Edge clothes arrived here in Brazil, I'm very happy with the quality
It's the best kind!
@@whisperingoutdoors I totally agree, I'm a Brazilian Realtree fan.
Lol got a couple off the property lines back in my early 20’s now I own enough land to just watch and get one occasionally in the back yard
One day Michael one day I will be like you
I will not free base cocaine. Lol love this
We know where he stole the basis of this joke from!
Absolutely Hilarious!!! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
I know what he’s talking about , hadn’t made it to rehab yet !
“Everybody needs a birthday bird” lol
May or may not of hoped a fence this morning...
This man's sideburns deserve their own museum 👏
Hes doing a bit on a classic video "I do not freebase cocaine"
I'm from Wyoming. One of my less savory coworkers sounds just like this. How he hasn't had his hunting privileges taken away yet is beyond me
Operation Game Thief will usually give you a decent reward for tips... Ammo ain't cheap.
I think we all know someone like this.
Hunting is not a privilege.
@@mikeoxhard2176 yes it is. We have a right to bear arms, the right to freely speak, the right to religion, ect. Hunting is treated like driving. You drive drunk one to many times you get you drivers license taken away. You are seen as a danger on the road. You POACH one to many animals guess what you are seen as an abuser of a public resource and are no longer able to hunt legally hunt. Anything other than that is poaching. We as hunters are obligated to preserve and be good stewards of nature.
@@jackbuendgen389 yeah I don't need the government's permission to feed my family. Good talk.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... And another line " Ah did not have sides with that turkey " but ah spilt some sauce on her dress) ......
this is a great recreation of a masterpiece 😂😂
He is the most honest dude ever
Pure gold !
Pitts!!! Cryin lol, hilarious
He don't poach, he smokes them now.
Mencia must be so proud .
my birthday is in april too but i ain't gonna poach no turkey
😂😂😂lmaox10...wow pitts never disappoints ....😂😂😂 good stuff brother
I don’t poach turkeys (ANYMORE)
My Dad taught me good, shoot run grab kicking bird an high tail out, never walk on lanes an trails an I'll add one to it,always where face mask 📷
Turkey season is great for that cuz you wear a mask anyways, but wasn't long ago, when I was a kid in early 2000s and you didn't even need to wear about cameras.
😂😂😂😂 love this!
Absolute gold
Oh my god. At work all of us watch that video probably once every couple months. I cant WAIT to show this. Good job sir😂
But will he do a little toot?
I believe we think alot Like Pitts lol 😆
Spot on Pitts
Freebasing cocaine.
This guy a trip
" I do not free base gobblers anymore"
This is funny...but the original is damn funny
I will not do crack in church but if I all ready heared that sermon I Might go to the bathroom and get a hit
I've done all these things, it ain't my fault my birthdays in may.
I know people like this that’s what’s funny about it
I do not smoke crack cocaine
Now I may take little toot
But I do not smoke crack cocaine
Good stuff! 😂🤣
Priceless!!!!lolol
Love it brother!
I Do NOT freebase cocaine!
THIS WAS GREAT
I will NOT poach a turkey and I will NOT freebase cocaine….. maybe on my birthday though😂
The real one know what this is from hahaha
Realtree channel with Mossy Oak Bottomland camo
That's original Realtree.. yes was similar to original bottomland
@@WarbirdCalls thanks for informing me. It does look just like og bottomland
I do not poach turkeys because I don't turkey hunt. Well, I did shoot a jake several years ago, but it was deer season not turkey season so I should be good. Well, except I shot him with a 30-06 and I was tresspassing.
I know this is satire, but it seems like it's real tho. 🤣
Rip redstone rehab...
This is so funny so you keep it up and keep posting videos
🤣🤣🤣 damn im right down the road from Dublin ga lol I gotta check that out 🤣
This reminds me of I WILL NOT FREE BASE COCAINE ANYMORE
Skit comes from Robert Howell I will not free base cocaine
Unless… 😂😂
I will do a toot, but I do NOT bass the cocaine
Unless...🤣
Game warden has entered the chat
That's funny!!
I’ve never heard more truth in a joke than have right here
No one cares about a squirrel!! 🤣🤣
Property lines are just a suggestion
lol this is funny as hell!
I'm Native American and my grandpa didn't care. He would tell me: "if we follow their rules we are gonna be living like the white man. They think there's no animals out here. Bullshit!"..we respected another man's property though. Fast forward to today and now we have seasons.
When i was younger, our reservation didnt have hunting seasons. So we went out and hunted whenever. I remember the gun racks we would proudly display in the back window. We would walk down the street with our shotguns as kids but our people knew we was carrying on our tradition. Only outsiders would honk and get uncomfortable ha. We were just out there living.
only time we take an animal out of season is during a funeral or if we come up on an animal that has been hit by a car and left there to rot when it could feed my people who can't exactly go out and collect meat.
I wonder how many more rules are gonna be thrown out there to keep us from being out there and doing what we love. As long as you don't slay every creature you see then you should be fine.
I wonder how many "bums" we could save if we taught em how to fish or hunt. even gatherers could save em. They are basically camping in a concrete forest. I know there's some that dont wanna do jack shiz with their life but what about the ones that wanna do stuff like us and be content with who they are because at the end of the day, we are all people.
Plus they can make a youtube channel of their comeback and how hunting saved their life. I remember eastman's journal having a hold on entertainment for hunters (there was no internet back then). Now we have Remi Warren, Steve Rinella, etc. to learn from. It's good to get different opinions.
O my, I couldn’t catch my breath from laughing. Good video.
LoL.. great laugh for the day
Not today isis
Realtree, buddies, most of these cats don't know about the original.
I wonder if this guy was friends with Charles Beaty lmfao 😂 🤣
Ill do some toot now!!!
Spook Spann...is that you?!
Unless
My mom's a gobbler ..
Fitting 😃😎
I do not smoke crack cocaine....anymore. Well....unless it's my birthday. You know I might take a little toot. Or..... if I am stuck in traffic, what else are you supposed to do?
Unless….
This is god damn hilarious 🤣
This is funny. But I and am sure many others know way too many people like this. It is sad that people are so pitiful as to taking game off of another person's property. We had 3 brothers in Butler county Alabama that constantly hunted our property and until they were caught and prosecuted did they stop. However they continually walked the property line when they knew some of our club members were trying to hunt, not harassing anyone but making enough noise to spook birds. IDIOTS
Did they hunt on the club land previous to it becoming a club?
@@markwebb9911 no, there family owned a cattle farm on our East border.
@@carlreed9357 In my area it was all public land until recent years. The hunting clubs came in and now I'm told where I can and cannot go by people from other states. I feel like I lost my birthright , it's something I struggle with almost daily.
@@markwebb9911 This property has been owned by the same family in Fort Deposit since the 30's. I understand your frustration I had the same thing happen to me when I was younger,
Mark Webb, I live in Alabama also.
It would be impolite to not to….
I thought this was serious at first
What you dippin on?
I will not poach squirrels in my back yard.. unless they're digging in my garden, or screwing with the bird feeder, or laughing at me in the window, or running around flicking their tail
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome
You might not now it now but there was a point in life i was down so low a eight year old could dunk on me
Good to see remixes of the classic
you and me must be kin somewhere down the line
haha this is awesome!!