Super cool that Dave gave himself a humble plain office, never seen that before. Usually the boss has a huge corner window office with custom desk, shelves, etc.
the PIZZA guy has a name DAVE PORtnoy and he is a genius for starting the pizza thing its such a great idea the app is simple one bite everyone knows the rules. GO PATS
How is he so out of the loop of his new office? Seems like he didn't have any creative input. He didn't even know how many floors he's leasing. 4-5000 sqft in Manhattan is some serious rent
Apparently your dumb ass don't know how major companies operate. The owner of this kinda company how's people to do this type of work you fucking moron.
Maximilian Vartanian founder usually gets overtaken by investors and then eventually a board of directors that run operations, the founder is more of the face of the company
So let me get this straight..... You tell everyone that you wont be moving in until 2020, move in WAY early, and you are surprised that its not move in ready.....
I love how humble Dave is that he put his office right by the “cubicles” and didn’t have to have the biggest office in the whole building. He’s a great dude!
For a founder, he don't have much oversight and a very "i don't like this" attitude instead of giving pointers to what needs to be changed. Barely fucking saying hi to anyone in the office. I'd hate working for anyone like this talking shit about employees
"we got a power strip with no usb chord" has a device plug in with a usb plugged in. I am done watching rich people bitch about their incredible offices and homes. I AM ALMOST HOMELESS AND ALL I NEED IS A LOAN
I remember the days when the owner of a company planned the layout of his new office space with an architect to insure it got built just the way he wanted it. As opposed to walking the new office floor having no idea what was where and complaining as if they he had no control over what was built.
@@Kidsinamerica The man literally made over 450 million dollars in his business I’m 1000% sure he’s smarter than you. You spend your time on an alt account hating on someone who doesn’t know you exist, you might be one of the dumbest people on planet earth. My guess is you celebrated buying McDonald’s
No, people hire a builder for that. Pretty much one guy to manage and schedule all the different contractors. This guy would have no oversight unless he was a micro manager. Plus he said his most important thing was his calendar for placing bets so that's prob the better use of his time.
1:53 Tough look for Spider there getting denied by Dave
At least he had a finger then
hahaha noticed that too, sheeeeyt
He turned at the worst time
Haha good eye
Poor dude. That sucks..
Super cool that Dave gave himself a humble plain office, never seen that before. Usually the boss has a huge corner window office with custom desk, shelves, etc.
Lmao they assigned it to him. He hated at and complained a bunch. Was pissed that he didn’t have a window, when Erica did.
1:53 made me cringe so hard . You can just see his fist come out 😂
Reminds me of Social Network when the Zuck is touring Facebook lmao
Except Dave isn't a Lizard & he acts like a normal person
@@iwheezy5037 he looks like zuck with a beard
@@chris6197 holy shit
2 years late but you just said the zuck lmao
Don’t ever compare a lizard to a lion.
1:52 ouch 😣 my heart hurts for that mans soul. Legand has it he wakes up crying at night from bad dreams of reliving that moment over and over.
lmao
Came to the comments to see if I was the only one that seen that 😅
Honestly for being the president of the company, Dave got a pretty trash office! No windows and it's small... bit of a downgrade other than the TV
He deserves less for spamming people with shitty Snapchat storys all day
*president of a shit company
Gotta stay humble homie
@@Weeblewobb fair enough, I bet he'd like a window to look out though
LOL and that's probably why you'll never be anything, being the boss isn't about shiny sh*t, it's about getting sh*t done.
1:15 when you walk in on your step mom making out with your step sis
Lmao
Matthew Mack 😹😹😹😹
HAHAHA.
This video wasn’t entertaining enough for you to upload it 3 times
wtf is barstool and why is the pizza guy acting like he’s important
hahahah
the PIZZA guy has a name DAVE PORtnoy and he is a genius for starting the pizza thing its such a great idea the app is simple one bite everyone knows the rules. GO PATS
Who are you lol
Your worst nightmare
@@dariusjohnson3928 I'm sure your busy worrying about Dave fortnoy I'm pretty sure your not important
11:51
'Hello darkness my old friend'
RIP the missed fist bump 😆
Why is every receptionist named Ebony?
Hahahaha Dave gives one guy props and then completely ignored spider and left him hanging #teamportnoy
It’s hilarious how everyone breaks their necks when he walks by. Like they aren’t supposed to be doing what they are doing
Glad to see you moving up congratulations
10:37 Happy Merchant hands.
This deserves way more likes. Dave the grabbler
How is he so out of the loop of his new office? Seems like he didn't have any creative input. He didn't even know how many floors he's leasing. 4-5000 sqft in Manhattan is some serious rent
trick384 it looks like 6-7 k square feet to me its fat
I’m sure the Chernin group put up for the new office
Apparently your dumb ass don't know how major companies operate. The owner of this kinda company how's people to do this type of work you fucking moron.
Congrats Dave ! Nice office , very humble guy, he deserve it!
1.53 spider left hanging for the fist bump 😂
1:45 second person trys to go for a fist bump and gets ignored lol
That's a pretty damn awesome HQ.
9:26 lol that dude thought he was talking to him
3 uploads everybody knows the rules
Mrs Pat looking at dave like candy 4:57
Glenny trying to look busy with the cases of water lmaoo
1:53 damn left him hanging lol
New office seems too big, might take away that feel where everyone is mucking in together and having good banter.
Couldn't disagree more. Think big...
Finds a chain, thinks he’s P. Diddy
puff daddy is a joke
I'll give it a 7.8. Good score
you told me people use razor scooters..... scoffs... throw those out the window lmao
“Pfff yeah right” “end of the week Pete are you crazy”
When some shitty ass podcast room is better than the boss's office.
Incredible. Best of luck! Big fan
1:52 fist bump denied
One fist bump, everyone knows the rules.
Was that Ms. Pat just randomly in the green screen room?
How many times are you going to upload this video?
looks fking dope! has to be awesome place to do work
Dave looks like someone pissed in his Wheaties.
When will it be done Pete?
End of the week
Pfffffff yeah right!
What's the chocolate LP for? Toss+ Velcro+ Wall
Brick by brick. It will be awesome when it's done
So I just watched this again. So is Barstool completed now? It is 2020 lol
“we look like kmart” yeah a 450,000,000$ kmart
One walk through. Everyone knows the rules. I give it a 5.6.
Nice Metaltech Baker
How many different ways can you design a "frat house" for man-children?
Cringe
The boys done good
VIP didn't look at the blue print
The guy left hanging at 1:52 RIP
one office everybody knows the rules
what celebrity was in the room anyone know?
We’ll never let you flop Presidente
One bite everybody knows the rules
Prez!
shouldn't the founder know wtf is going on?
Maximilian Vartanian founder usually gets overtaken by investors and then eventually a board of directors that run operations, the founder is more of the face of the company
Anyone else think Dan looks slightly like Andy Dick?
Hmmm pretty sure Pete was being sarcastic there, Dave!
Reupload?
99% finished.. Dave- what are we doing here were not even close to being done, not even close.
Mans got left hanging
So let me get this straight..... You tell everyone that you wont be moving in until 2020, move in WAY early, and you are surprised that its not move in ready.....
5 months b4 covid
I love how humble Dave is that he put his office right by the “cubicles” and didn’t have to have the biggest office in the whole building. He’s a great dude!
Why does it feel like two hardworking guys could do all the work these 50 or so employees do? :P
WOW barstool office is corporate as fuck now...
How do you not have barstools in the fucking kitchen bar?
Part of the reason it works is because they wing the fuck out of it lol
what a chooch
3rd times the charm
If ur boss act like this run
Where's the burger reviews?
End of the week Pete....absolute squid
All the rooms feel tiny.
This guy has to be on something
El Jefe has a 12 inch footlong
Is it me or Dave’s walk is very feminine
Bee Dee the over top posturing of a vain man is very feminine.
His piss hitting the urinal even sounds feminine
For a founder, he don't have much oversight and a very "i don't like this" attitude instead of giving pointers to what needs to be changed.
Barely fucking saying hi to anyone in the office.
I'd hate working for anyone like this talking shit about employees
Seriously you weren't part of the planning of your own office? 1 bite everyone knows the rules.
"we got a power strip with no usb chord" has a device plug in with a usb plugged in. I am done watching rich people bitch about their incredible offices and homes. I AM ALMOST HOMELESS AND ALL I NEED IS A LOAN
No usb cord is third world country
Mr. Portnoy can I have a job working for you and your company?
I have no idea what this channel/company is.
Razor scooters get that outta here 🛴
1:52 hahahaha my dude goes for a pound and is rejected by the boss.
AghaRamin yo 😂 good catch
I saw tht too🤣
@@gmoney2205 what's going on there??
@@tiggione dave didnt see guy go for a fist bump lol
An office with no window ! Everybody knows the rules
dave should create a whole podcast reviewing companies HQ and telling them how dumb things look and how they could improve. He's hilarious.
It's missing the cocaine lounge.
I remember the days when the owner of a company planned the layout of his new office space with an architect to insure it got built just the way he wanted it. As opposed to walking the new office floor having no idea what was where and complaining as if they he had no control over what was built.
this is the result of having 450million dollars. too much money and too little time
Portnoy isn't that smart....he's NEW nu-money, he has no clue what he's doing.
shut up boomer
@@Kidsinamerica The man literally made over 450 million dollars in his business I’m 1000% sure he’s smarter than you. You spend your time on an alt account hating on someone who doesn’t know you exist, you might be one of the dumbest people on planet earth. My guess is you celebrated buying McDonald’s
You’re probably 12 years old bro. The only thing you remember is how much mom gave you in your allowance
Did they not look at this before moving in? I’m so confused
"End of the week." Never say which week. Everyone knows the rules.
1:52 Fs in the chat for my boi
Lol it's funny how disappointed Dave is with it cuz "it's not done".
Lol uh yeah we get it bro.
Just add a partition between the urinal and the sink
1:52. The forever lost fist bump.
I looked and looked but I still don't see it.... LOL!
@@robbygee2539 hah I Hella saw it and man the pain of pains lol
Why does the pizza review guy have such a big office? He literally films outside of pizza joints, im so confused.
He does a lot more than that.
1:50 guy must have been so sad those knucks were turned down on video 😂
Really--what's the pizza guy doin ? Who this cat think he is....is he some sort of boss of something....I don't get it
Im confused shouldnt he be overseeing this haha?
No, people hire a builder for that. Pretty much one guy to manage and schedule all the different contractors. This guy would have no oversight unless he was a micro manager. Plus he said his most important thing was his calendar for placing bets so that's prob the better use of his time.
Nathan Rock Yeah, but shouldn’t he be having a say in the layout and design?
@@js8430 he said he didn’t care and told them to handle it without him
1:52 Poor guy went for a pound and got left hanging !
Pres got rid of the bald spot. Impressive
One hairplug transplant Everyone knows the rules