Stupid Things I did when I FIRST Got MINECRAFT...
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The two things I remember most about starting in minecraft:
1) I replaced my torches every day because I thought they would burn out
2) I never swam if I saw a squid because I thought they were hostile
Me to but I thought torches would burn u so I never used them
Number 2 is so relatable
to be fair those teeth do look very hostile
Lol same I thought that squids were hostile
Squidward coming for you now
On my first night in Minecraft I heard Zombies. I ran in horror into my crappy wooden house and cowered until the sun rise. Later I found out that you can’t die in creative.
👍
Same mistake here, but i also didn’t know you could break blocks in caves to get away
Lol
well for me i didn't even know about creative mode but later i founded it and i did exactly same as you did
@@theziedrich4407 found*
Verdex found*
When i started playing Minecraft:
- During the night i was too scared to go outside so i buried myself in a hole every night.
- I was too scared to go mining in caves because it was dark.
- I didn’t know how to craft a sword so i hit mobs with iron thinking it would deal more damage.
Edit: Wow! Tysm for all the likes! Hope y’all are having a good day 👍
The first one is me
I will not loose my house
Im all of that Except for the third
Lol b4 i got minecraft i watched yt vids about minecraft so i didnt do much stuff
Same
I guess I'm the only one who didn't suck
The fact that Mumbo was a redstone hoarder right from the start it’s just funny.
I just remembered one:
When I first started mining sand, and came across sandstone, I though I found an undiscovered temple at the time. Dug out half the desert looking for a temple that was never there.
Wasn't for naught. I wanted the sand anyways.
I found a temple that had 4 chests , and a Pressure plate that I stepped on of course, and it blew me and the whole bottom of the temple to pieces !!! 😂😂😂 It's funny now, but I was freaked out then ! LOL
Laurie Plumley lol
Same XD
lol i started mining at the middle of the temple And just fell directly into the trap xD
not liking cuz we should keep the likes @ 400 :)
guys remember when minecraft pocket edition lite came out?
i was so scared of the low quality zombies
Well me too
Remember the nether type thing which spawned in xd
SAME
I would build up and get lost in the void thing
Same
A creeper fell in my house.
Couple minutes later:
I stayed in peaceful
Stalin i was going to say that lmao
Creeper?!
Aw man?!
*SO WE BACK IN THE MINE*
*GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE*
When I first saw a spawner, I thought that if I broke it, it would spawn hundreds of mobs at once.
same honestly
Didn’t we all?
how do you think that
*Makes sense*
that actually sounds more sensical than just breaking it with just XP. Now come to think of it, it should be a real feature in Minecraft.
Mumbo: “I’m no professional at minecraft”
Also Mumbo: *builds walking house in minecraft*
Don’t sell yourself short Mumbo
What about walking village
ItzMeReify fuck you took my idea of saying fuck you to him
@@EthanConnor221 fuck you of saying fuck you took my idea of saying fuck you to him.
MrBowk13 😁
@@_kiaz_ fuck you you took my idea of saying fuck you to that guy
Within 10 seconds of playing, before I knew how to jump I tried to "pet" a wolf. I think you know what happened next. 💀💀💀
yep i know the hole pack would angry from just hiting a wolf i i did that once and i died because i was i noooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
BRO SAME
1) I remember thinking I could craft an arrow with coal
2) I didn't know how to throw items/blocks, so what I did was just place the blocks I didn't want
Lol I also did things similar to this
@@deadchannel5933 i still sometimes do that
I had to carry a chest with me. The first time I mined a diamond, I didn't have the space for them, so I had to go back to get wood for a chest and when I came to get them, they were gone... First time also that I realized that items disappeared XD
I didnt know how to craft with crafting table...
When I first started playing I apparently didn’t realize that mining was part of the game, so for torches my sister and I would raid villages. This was a version in which the only chest was a blacksmith and villagers were useless, so the only thing that was taken from those villages was the wheat and torches. Also, I thought it was essential to get leather armor before any others as the starter armor, so I never really got anywhere in survival mode. Creative mode was my game, and I wasn’t great at building so it was pretty much just flying around finite worlds.
i was pretty similar when i started 💀
How did you not realize Mining, of all things, were essential for a game called MINEcraft? XD I mean, no offense, I seriously don't mean to be rude, but still.
@@EmberTheFlareon3579 maybe he trought it was some game called Mikeraft when he was yonger or just forgot to do the Minecraft Xbox 360 Tutorial World
@@wolf2489when i spawned in my first world, i spawned in a savvanah and saw a village so i went to it, i made my house in their, i made a shrine for the iron golem, i thought he was the worlds best player, i also for some reason though u could only make sticks and tools with OAK wood so i worshiped oak trees, also i didnt know u could replant saplings..
I remember using bones instead of swords for combat.
I. Am. Marowak.
i used Fish because someone used a fish instead of an sword as comedy
I used a stick and called it
“ the stick of wisdom “
It was great in combat... °•°
I have a piece of cobblestone
His name was Sam
It was a PlayStation world and at the time u could enchant anything(including blocks) here are sams enchantments
Fire aspect 2
Knock back 1
Sharpness 5
I also did that but I was Sans the skeleton
Ahahha
I thought zombies was just a popular skin players used so when one hit me I typed in chat saying "Wtf dude not cool"
dude, are you talking real?
XD
@@ummtulip 😈😈😈
BTS! Got7 Twice Blckpink Kpop!! Hahah
@@everythingthrice2582 I'm a fast typer😂
My first night in Minecraft I dug 3 blocks down and put one above my head and called it my house...
I was in creative
Lmao
**claps**
Me to
Me too lol. 😂😂😂😂😂
you just said “in creative” to make it ‘funny’
When I was thinking of getting minecraft, I did intense research. There was nothing I didn't know. Then when I got it I died immediately.
41 like no reply let me fix that
Back then, I hide underground from zombies
In creative
Lol
XD
Sad to say I did the same....
ッ BRaBuS
Me too
When i ask my mom to buy minecraft pe
I made a new world and thought survival mode was adventure mode and creative was survival mode
Wait was adventure mode in the java edition when the bedrock edition had nether core reactor?
I watched many players played java edition so yeah
Lol
“I ignored diamonds.”
“I mined diamonds above lava.”
“I tried mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe.”
Me:
“You guys were finding diamonds?”
Literally me
Hahahahahahaha
Cryscorde Ultimasunt lmaooo
I never found diamonds in minecraft I would just cheat and get some diamond ore and i will put in a cave and it will be like this YAYAYAY I FOUND DIAMONDS
Sandra Shon I usually find around 30 diamonds a world
I saw a creeper outside my house, 1 SINGLE CREEPER.
I immediately wore my diamond armors and equiped full diamond and gold weapons and tools(hoes, picks, axes, and swords).
I was in creative.
And till this day, I still remembered my house's design.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No one likes gold tools.
@@mariafe7050 i didn't understand back then.
My brother built a house out of wool in creative
lol'
Didn't know you could craft.
Didn't know you could build.
All I knew was destruction.
I broke gravel with my hand because I thought it would function the same as stone?
I destroyed an entire village because I liked the wooden planks and didn't know how to get them.
I dug through stone with my hand and got lost in the darkness.
Died to pretty much every overworld mob on the first night.
That's what my first experience was like.
all i read is a villain born here 😅😅
"I'm no professional"
*Literally publishes Minecraft videos for a job*
Lol true!
Omega lol
Have you seen SciCraft?
H1SD lmao....
And I’m your 500th like
"I'm no professional..."
Me: You literally do this for a living, that is a profession making you a professional.
omg what-
Exactly
😯
Mumbo: I wasn’t a particularly good architect
Me, thinking about hermitcraft season six: nothing has changed Mumbo. You never come to meetings
I remember putting milk into a dispenser at a village hoping the villagers would loot the dispenser and drink the milk
HOW DO YOU THINK THAT
@@homosexualsaregay4189 says the one who steals content
@@RetroIsWatching this is my cringe sisters youtube channel, she uses my email although i made her one
@@homosexualsaregay4189 ok
Wholesome!
I used to think that hostile mobs turned into squids during the day. Then when I fell into a lake full of squids, I was so scared that I deleted the world.
W-why or how would you think that...? I cannot understand
@@evalinksarchives4045 Well, I was around 8 then. 8 year old think strange things...
@@happyryan2502 oh understandable
Even at 8 there needs to be a logic to it.
@@unenouille430 Maybe because squids are harmless...?
Mumbo - "im no professional"
Also Mumbo - *goes on to build the most complicated redstone machines*
To be honest, Mumbo is amateur compared to other people, not that I don't like him, but because some people are on cocaine
Mumbo: "im no professional"
Also mumbo: *Goes on to build the most complicated redstone machines*
Me: Am i a joke to you?
Gearoid Garvey Well, Mumbo is really good at red stone. The only thing is he’s amateur compared to other people because of the fact that he cannot build. At least not on a pro level. And, when building stuff, redstone contractions play a big role but without building, it’s not as good as other’s work.
@@belledelphine9692 I'm a long term fan of him, I know what cool things he can build, but sci craft players are gods in mortal form compared to mumbo
@@gearoidgarvey8266 Nah they are on crack, and that Mountain dew 24/7.
i used to think that you couldn't fly in creative mode so when i built stuff, i used ladders to get around.
@6e7 Zain El Din YOUNIS i feel you brother
I think your redstone collection was impressive, knowing that back in the day it took nearly 5 seconds with an iron pickaxe to mine. It was annoying!
The first time i played minecraft, I decided it was a good idea to live underwater. I died in 20 seconds. I was very confused.
Koool
@@gisel1820 lmao
200 IQ
Why? Does your brain think going underwater wouldn’t drown you?
k
I tried to craft without a crafting table, I put three blocks of wool on top of 3 blocks of wood. I then tried to sleep on it
I did that too oof
Same except I use two wool (this was in the beta and ii just got it at the time)
That... that... just makes me cringe and laugh at the same time
@@redundantchannels8154 same
When I start Minecraft I made wooden sword wooden axe wooden how wooden shovel and wooden pickaxe IDK WHY I INCLUDE WOODEN HOE XDD when I first saw iron golem I punch it and though it was a mob I was protecting villagers XD when I first started Minecraft I WAS SCARED OF EVERY NICEST MOBS except animals
When I first played minecraft I was really lonely. So I spawn an enderman, since theres "man" in the sentence so clearly its a man.
I was terrified
XD
I could've just imagined your reaction
XD
lol XD
Lamexx `v ́ XD
That last part about quitting out of lack of motivation and then returning to create an entirely new world is so relatable. I never want to revisit a world I left a long time ago because I can never remember if I quit out of boredom or if I quit after losing a bunch of valuable items.
Me: Plays Mineraft
Skeleton:Shoots me
Me: How did you get in my Minecraft world
I wanna play this Mineraft you speak of
I would like to buy Mineraft.
_It sounds much more interesting than Minecraft._
Kevin Ramsamugh mining rafts is not a good idea
@@l.e..937 it would kill minecraft
Mumbo: I’m no professional at minecraft
Also mumbo:*builds walking house* yeah it’s actually quite simple
WHEEZEE!!!
Btw I’m the best player on creative destruction
Team Indigo Gaming um someone copy u dude his name mr bowk
EXATLY
MineBot 3000 he was 4 weeks ago and this is 3 -_-
I would play with a zombie skin and thought zombies wouldnt recognize me and therefore wouldnt attack me...
*i was wrong*
Same dude xD
Saaammmeeee
Omg, samee🤣
I thought wearing a baby ghast would let me fly...
@Eric Miret no u
My first experience in minecraft was that I thought creative mode would be a nice relaxed way to get used to the gameplay mechanics, then I immediately started near panicking about why I couldn't pick up any of the blocks I broke. Then I started flying and then realized I didn't know how to land. Then I spawned probably a few hundred cats and immediately regretted it because of all the noise. That was a fun day.
When I first started, I was in creative mode, and screamed and hid in a dirt house when I first saw a zombie because I thought it would kill me. Then when I saw a mob spawner for the first time, I thought the zombies were having a ritual and were sacrificing a baby zombie lmao. I was like 12, so I didn't know anything about the game.
* *MINECRAFT SOUNDTRACK INTENSIFIES* *
i thought the exact same thing when i first found a spawner lol
Well I am pretty sure the baby zombie was sacrificing them.
I still get a little bit of anxiety when I fly around mobs because I think the game would glitch out and I’d be switched into survival. 😅
🧢
When I first started, my brother told me villagers could do jobs.
So I put up signs saying Job Needed At The Hotel As A Receptionist.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂IM DIEING!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
•[E m a ]• yes and you are not spelling
Jason Harper I thought they were actual ppl and I was sitting there typing in the chat asking them questions like y they all had the same skin
😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
My cousin told me that villagers destroyed and stole stuff
Mumbo : "I'm no professional" and build an unbreakable wall.
Me : still wondering how to make the "tall dark purple eyed dudes" my bodyguards.
Why. Why does this ha-
*jumps in corner and starts laughing my head off*
Literally
One time I spawned one and it somehow acted like a friend.... didn’t defend me because I literally told him I he didn’t need to... some months later I thought maybe there was somebody controlling the Ender man. XD
Endermen LOL
@@sleepyalex066 That Funny
Brooke Maclang You Can See What Mobs See If You Go In Spectator Mode And Fly Into Them
Also one of my first experiences was my first night outside of peaceful Mode
I spent the night in a cave that i lit up with torches. The entrance was blocked by a dirt Wall and a wooden door.
I had never fought anything in this game before so i was a bit afraid of all the Zombies out there.
I was minding my own Business when i suddenly heard a loud bang that scared the shit out of me.
To my horror i saw Cracks appearing on the door, with two green arms reaching through the wood.
I spent the next few nights behind a Tunnel of dirt with five wooden doors
"While I'm no professional (minecraft player)"
Mumbo... mumbo, you are a professional. You make a living by playing minecraft. That's. That's literally the definition of a professional.
anything you get paid for, youre a professional at it
Aww that’s a cute profile pic
@@samuraidog 2 true.
@@psiodmok I was litteraly making that face when I saw the profile pic. For no reason.
Whata heck when i saw your comment it was about ZHC en when i want to see te replys it is another comment from you. RUclips is real weird
Dude I spent three real days straight trying to figure out why I wasn't getting the stone when I broke it with my fist.
Lol
This is so funny
SAME
Me too
I thought making wooden tools was a waste of resources
In the first night, i was so proud of myself, mining ores and getting alot of cool itens in a cave
then i heard my first cave sound.
have you heard the new ones lately? Jesus Christ they're terrifying
when i saw the "read more" i thought that you would say "in creative"
@@slushelhusky2448 so true. They give me nightmares
I heard a creepy violin noise on ground level while chopping wood and just quit and tuned off my .
@@wuzzierash578 I heard the creepy violin one in a cave when I went around the corner and saw a skeleton. I actually jumped
When i first played Minecraft on my 2012 ipad mini 1 in 2015, i would make a “stone hut” with no way to get in it, filled the first layer with water, and spammed the sheep spawn egg.
I would do that on every single world i made. I never named them. World list:
My world
My world
My world
My world
I remember it all so clearly.
And i always played Creative mode.
When i first got minecraft i tried to make an iron golem.
IN A CRAFTING TABLE.
Same
XD
@Aoyin that's actually a really good idea.
@Aoyin maybe but it will be so OP if you find a spawner you can make an iron farm too easy
@Aoyin but if you find a spawner if you use a spawn egg on it it turns the spawner into what that egg spawns.
This is something I loved to do back then:
Made a new world
Took creative mode
Took all the ores and placed them all over the place, like a huge mountain
Made a super small house with a bed, crafting table, furnace, chest and a bunch of other crafting stuff
Went to survival mode (Peaceful)
Started getting all the ores I had placed there, and made super good armour and weapons
*_I thought I was a pro._*
Same lol
YEEEESSSSSSS
Great idea! xD
lmao same
That's what I use the flat worlds for.
When i was new i used to play on peaceful, but still made forts and protection against mobs "just in case"
I done that as well!
SAME!
Relatable
I also played on peaceful difficulty for about 4 months until I learned to go on hard mode
Its literally embarrassing that when i first started playing minecarft for 3 whole months i didn't new how to make a crafting table. I just kill cows and make dirt houses with no doors and 1 block window
I thought that the compass was for searching diamonds, so I followed it and lost my base
But doesn't it take u to where u slept last???
@@knowh8ns3nb0y5 no it takes you to world spawn
I did that to and I saw diamonds 😎😎😎
When I first made a compass I did not know how it works so I through it in a garbage machine where you put it in a dispenser then it shoots it in lava on the other side.
The Weirdo!!! Same but my sis found my house
When I first met a witch, I thought it was a villager and tried to trade with it LOL
xD
I recently new that you can drink to removed
Me too haha then ran into my base where it followed me and killed me :(
Lemmi LOL
Lol same
2014 me: where are the hostile mobs?
*forgets he set difficulty to peaceful*
dude i remember that and then i went to ask my friend why the mobs wont spawn but we both were noobs so we tried to run around the world and didnt find them and then we found out we were in peaceful and we both laughed
@@sdewwulol
Yup
No joke I did that yesterday
When I first started playing Minecraft, I never played a survival game before... so I went around thinking a sapling was a weapon... and just failing at everything...
Could I please have some more examples of mistakes you made?
I thought pressure plates were a type of carpet 😂🤣
that's dumb
@@annamariah1819 Everyone is pretty stupid when they start out, myself included
Same
Bailey Green same lol and I was so annoyed by its sound
@@kainb563 but gold is better 😅😂
When I first got Minecraft I tried finding other people to play with
In a private survival world
XD
Few years ago (in 1.12.2) I thought that by opening world to LAN will let anyone join the world without port forwarding and entering ip adress. Because of this I tried to make a town where me and any other people from across the world would live. Basically I was always alone xD
OMG ME TOO! I made a “shop” full of chests and made it of gold blocks. I sat behind my counter and waited, thinking that a player would walk in and buy stuff. I eventually got bored and made a rollercoaster
i found out there were minigames on console so i played console and played pvp and rage quit because other people kept killing me
Catherine Kwon samee
my friends once told me you had to travel to the end so i flew around trying to find it
It took me almost 5 good years to realize there is something like ore in Minecraft and I celebrated when I found COAL ore
Mumbo *show his tilted roof house*
Grian *cries in background*
Grian would cringe if he saw me and my brothers early worlds
Ryan Hofmann LOL GRIAN
My brother just makes random worlds with one random thing and then ignore the world and make a new one which repeats the cycle every time he gets a new idea
My first Minecraft "city" had its castle built out of iron, gold, and diamond blocks.
Why u got the lucky patcher logo
When I started Minecraft (pe), I put myself in an obsidian box and put myself in survival.
I was so freaked out.
I ended up punching
PUNCHING
FRICKING PUNCHING OBSIDIAN
I regret my choices
I once trapped myself in bedrock... then locked the game mode into survival...
@@AmandaBroadfoot welp................we all know how that went
I once thought a witch was a villager and was wondering why it tried to kill me
Hey this happened to me exactly few weeks ago when I just started the game 😑
@@GenUrobutcher you just started the game
Im not mad only disappointed
Everything Thrice well they are,but arent
Ya think?
Everything Thrice yea a witch spawns when a villager is stuck by lightning
Mumbo: "...although I'm no professional..."
Me: *looks up definition of professional*
Professional:
- a person engaged in a specified activity as a main paid occupation rather than as a pastime.
"um, yes you are"
Thats normal. Im even worse
_creeper explodes and killed me_
me: *types in chat "dont kill me im new"* (I should have said "Aw man")
Yeah i remembered the moment I realized we can heal zombie villagers to villagers so I tried healing a normal zombie and I literally think it might become a player
🤣 Nooooo
I FELT THAT LMFAOOOOOO
I don’t even type it, I say it in real life
Don’t worry.. I thought spiders were pets..
Hahahahahahahaaa lol
The first time I saw a pumpkin I thought it was a hostile mob. I freaked out and dropped my mouse and then carefully snuck around behind it in a wide circle and started hitting it only to realize it was a block.
LOL
When I saw a pumpkin for the first time I was like
"why is not lit?"
This was a long time ago
I found things like pumpkins and stuff and never used them because too valuable. Had to store them. Same with acacia wood and gold and diamonds. Also built things with lapis lazuli.
Hey skipper.
lol its orange and looks like a pumpkin how come you didnt know?
The stupid things I did in minecraft:
1.Wondering why there were villagers in a single player world
2.being scared of zombies in creative mode
3.making a block because I was scared
first time i played minecraft creative mode i made a 2 x 2 hole and filled it with water and spawned silverfish and went fishing with a rod
Well...
Aren't u dead :(
@@melquinhernandez8526 hes in creative
ADY BRICKZ gabe the dog..
Lol hello fellow Gabe
"I'm no professional"
*Kills the fricking ender dragon with nothing but redstone*
yeah
Hey no swearing on my Christian Minecraft server. One more time and thats a ban for you.
Really
Beanie LemonSqueezy *kiss my ass*
LennyBoiLovesRUclips I killed the wither with a bow with infinite on it
@@Mai-gp1mp no you didn't. Bows can't hurt the wither half way in
When I was starting the game... I opened a creative world, and went into the menu... I found this thing called “End Portal”, I thought that if there was an *END* portal, There’d be a *BEGINNING* portal
My man, are you alright?
Smort
intelijenc
LOL
I used to think that I could just jump on to an end portal frame and I would be able to go to the end until, I learned that you needed to have a whole frame and put eyes of ender in to them
When I first started playing I thought the game was about nothing but survival. I didn’t defeat any bosses. Barely went out to mine, I found a village and just walked around trying to stay alive lmao
That isn't nearly as bad as when I discovered that stone tools were made from cobblestone and not just stone
Feel u
me too
Sane
Well to be fair, they’re called stone tools not cobblestone tools
BRUH GET ON MY LEVEL
I once thought that smooth stone cannot be crafted with anything but cobblestone could be crafted with anything. And since all of the blocks dropped what it showed when first placed (if you know what I mean) I stupidly thought that in order to get cobblestone I had to stop minding right before it broke. So I had worlds with nothing made from stone for like 2 months before I finally figured out how it worked. To this day like 6 years later I’m still embarrassed
When I started playing Minecraft I ran from a creeper and refused to get close to it and punch it
IN CREATIVE
When i saw first a creeper, i thought they are so god damn ugly, that i cant look at them xD
Back then in the older days of Minecraft if you hit a hostile mob of any type they would attack you even if you were in creative.
I did that once, however I blocked myself in a trashy wood block house thing and tried using redstone torches for a light source
derp bean
How do you know if they’re telling the truth m8 🤔🤔🤔
I did the same with zombies. I literally thought they would still kill me. Also, I was so scared of endermen that when one spawned in my creative world...
*I deleted the...world...*
oh, p-lease, you think you’re bad when I went up to a village and said *in chat*
‘can I trade you?’
Edit: Ah, now I remember why
I was a dumb child and I also watched ExplodingTNT (I’m not saying explodingTNT is dumb, I’m saying I was dumb and got stupid impressions from it)
Also for some odd reason I used windows edition-
im dying lmao
i didnt even know how to chat back then
retard6969420
you’re dying? Call the laughter ambulance
Nadz
no idea
lol
When I first started gathering wood to build a house, I gathered hundreds of wood blocks to build my house on my brother's world on Xbox 350.
*Then* he hit a break in whatever project he was doing at the time, realised how long I'd been at it, and told me that when you crafted them into planks you got four times as many blocks.
“My plans were way bigger than my abilities.”
I think we can all agree that this was us before we realized the struggle of actually doing big projects.
I was doing minecraft house for 2 weeks
@FloroWeb -about you
I still do that to this day and I have bin playing Minecraft since like 1.9 and I still do it
@@ZetQo I was built the Tower Miner ( the Tower that was built from 0 to the high limits ) and I never had the time or material to complete that Tower
The first thing I did? Saw the "Hit E for inventory" tip, looked at my keyboard, and pressed W.
2000 IQ
The answer to "what if humans used 100% of their brain"
Wait why am i laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
i can just imagine a blond, six foot 7th grader telling his friends about his red magic dust
Yeah same lmao
Hahaha lol
Lol
I read this as 7ft six grader and was really confused 🤦🏼
@@waterslug4263 Jesus Christ, you're 7ft tall?
When I first started, If I didn’t get a bed before the first night, I would leave the game and completely abandon that world, so I had a lot of old worlds just gathering dust at the bottom of my thousands of worlds.
And I still haven’t deleted them
*I play Minecraft for 5 years and still don't know how to make redstone machines*
Edit: Omg TYSM for all da likes
who
and if youre saying him
BRUH
Same thing im bad at redstone ;--;
I have played for 6 years and i dont know anything about redstone
@@monie4308 i domt even know what a repeater is
I used the arrow keys and didn’t figure out how to move for around an hour
Same thoughh
I sat crying when i was ten cause i missed the thing that popped up that tells you how to walk. I figured it out a hour later after breaking anything in my reach.
Same
Me after playing another game where you could use the arrow keys
same me and my dad pressed every button on the keyboard
I don't know how to feed the dog so end up killing the dog by slapping him with a steak
*I CRIED*
i see nothing wrong with that
*_You Monster_*
I tried to tame a dog with steak but the dog couldn't eat anymore. I ended up slapping the dog so he would eat more steak until the dog got pissed at me. I left the game out of fear. My sister asked why I wasn't playing and I told her about the dog situation so she killed the dog for me. Then she asked why I didn't just kill the dog because I had an iron sword. Hey, at least we learned.
*She didnt know how to feed the dogs*
You: FOOD!
Dog: FOOD!!!
You: _Slap_
Dog: 😵
The house recreation has inspired me to recreate one of my old bases before I had even bought the game. I played demo mode for a good year so I'll be using the famous 'North Carolina' seed.
“I kept my difficulty in peaceful”
“A creeper fell into my house”
Trina Davis that is exactly what I was thinking lol
He turned it in peaceful after... duh
He said mostly Stupid
The illuminati watches from every direction
And sends creepers from the heavens
And then he never played on easy again
Who remembers when you first find lapis and think it’s diamonds
Lol
I knew lapis and diamond is different I just didn't take it bc I don't know to use them
not me, but I thought lapis were used as money in villages! So stupid of me
I still do it...
😔
I used to think
*That if you stare into an Enderman’s eyes, you would go to the End*
Pugs4Ever yikes...
OOF.......
Pumpkin
Well it can END you actually
well it would end you quite literally
When I first played minecraft. The one thing I can remember me and my brother trying to do, repeatedly, was attempt to hatch an ender dragon. Or a dragon in generally.
We used to watch all of these video’s and nothing seemed to work for us, our frustration at the game was hilarious, considering we were 8 and 10 years old.
It never did help that the eggs we were trying to use would kinda just disappear on us 😂
When I first played Minecraft I played fine, but could not figure out how to craft. (Lol) I ended up deciding that flint was the best resource, because it was the only one I could harvest with my hands, and ended up digging to bedrock (staircase method) using my bare hands, to obtain flint...
I was a noob.
I used to play copies of minecraft on browsers and there was a 2D game but because I didn't knew how to craft I would bury myself in the ground and when I discovered crafting tables I tried making a door but instead I somehow made a chest
No you where a chad
HAHAHAHAHAH ME
ay same (mineblocks?)
while i First playing in pc since Im young It took me almost IRL half of the day just to build Home Mom: stop playing me: i haven't added my door wait xD xD
Why does the iron door have a handle if it’s powered by redstone
One commie llama Llama
never thought about that
Illuminati
FBI wants to know your location
Mojang:
They know too much, KILL THEM
r/showerthoughts
9:31 that’ s the sickest floating island ive seen
Must... not... place somthing... that will make... the sand... fall!!! Must... no... destttrrrrooooyyy... beautttttyyy...!
In old mcpe there was a seed called big pig with a huge sky island
Look it up
when its naturally spawned like that is what amazes me
I was strip mining once and came upon bedrock. At that time, I had never heard of or seen bedrock. I looked up “gray and black ore Minecraft”, to find out it wasn’t some sort of rare and valuable mineral, but just bedrock.
Also, always make sure you let go of direction keys before stopping crouching, because you could run straight into a pool of lava. Later I found out about keepinventory, and played with it in that world ever since
Ok wait but does anyone remember when we used lapis lazuli to dye things!?
u still can
i'v only played for two years
Do you remember when you didint need lapis for enchanting
i'v only been playing since 2017
I’ve been playing for 8 years 0-0 and I started using dye before 3 years
In creative for the first time.
Most kids: Starts building a diamond house with a flat roof. Equips diamond armor with a Steve skin.
Edit: Omg My Most Likes Ever! Thanks For 1k and being so relatable ;-; I Used To Do This
This is so accurate, first time I got minecraft I built a 6x4 out of diamond blocks and wore diamond Armor with a Steve skin...
I made a store then I spawned a baby villager then I chased it then I couldn't find my store ever again. :(
Ikr
All Rounder yup my lil bro it like that diamonds emerald gold iron like dude ik
Tju Thung YES THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. I had this sky base with beautiful intricate quartz houses when I first got Minecraft. It stretched for like 6 hundred blocks and I was extremely proud of it. Eventually, though, I got bored of it and left the world. A couple years later, I loaded up the world, but everything crashed, and when I fired up Minecraft the world wasn’t there anymore -_-
Who thought that gold was better than diamond when you were still a beginner in minecraft?
🤚
Me lmaooo
Gold is faster and more enchantable ;D
Me
yes
My first house in Minecraft was entirely made out of logs, because I didn't know that planks are also blocks, not just crafting materials. I used trapdoors instead of glass because I didn't know how to "craft" it. I couldn't find iron iron for a long time because I thought that this wasn't iron ore but clay
When I first played Minecraft.....
I would put up signs for people when I would only play in single player
I kinda made an hotel , even if I was in single player
Mr. Mopman I know I still do
Omg same but instead of players i did it to my dogs
Same all f my friend hade mine craft but i could not find out how to play multiplayer amd was t afrade t ask
Nibba Nibba me too
So I used to play on mcpe and when you can’t craft something it turns red
I thought I had crafted a redstone sword
Statix KendaBop at that time I pretended zombies were npcs
@The Musical Gamer TMG so im not the only one who thought there was a obsidian sword :0
When i believed in herobrine
oof.
rest in pepperoni pizzas
Sir Slash ,
I watched the guide how to play, then opened minecraft, and thought you can only chop wood with flowers
Did you watch pixleriffs XD
what kind of shit tutorial did you watch?
noodle cake they probably just had a flower in their hand, they didn’t say use a flower to chop down a teee
Владимир Владимирович so I’m geussing the very first thing you did before anything else is try to find a flower which meant if there was none you would keep looking and then die bcus you couldn’t find a flower lol 😂
fLoWeRs
This makes me feel so good about my Minecraft world. Despite the fact that I watched people play all the time and new lots about it
Omg saaame! I intensely watched mumbo before I started yet my first house was made of like 15 birch logs even though I knew lots of obscure mechanics
Mumbos first house is on every grian thumbnail with an X over it
josephy gustafio // it’s just one but the title is something like ‘going from noob to pro’ lmaoo
Lmao
That’d be funny
Mumbo: realises he is bad at building and survival maps.
Also mumbo: learns in-game electric circuitry.
I once used redstone torches to light up my mine and base
and used a diamond pick for mining dirt
Kim jong Un it takes double the durability if you use the wrong tool
If you had a diamond pick you be nooby enough to mine with dirt
Same
When I started playing, I refused to play normal worlds, I only played superflat.
And even though I played the limeted size consle worlds, I still lost all my bases.
Probably harder in some ways because there's no geographic markers to guide yourself back
"I'm not a professional"
3.1m Subscribers
PeacefulChaos 3.1 mil subscribers doesn’t make you PROFESIONAL
@@Rodny2001 i feel like if you have 3.1 mil subs you would be a professional at something because you would need to earn it/ or beg. its pretty hard to get 3.1 mil subs by begging.
Well he is a profesional becuse he makes money on IT. Thats the mening of profesional.
Make that 3.2mil
3.2 now!