A Reminder That GIRLS Are Just As SMOKEY As Guys!! || Halfcast Podcast

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • Poet discusses the annoying neighbour that almost got her boyfriend in a lot of trouble. Which then leads on to a tweet that might be shocking for most but not for us!
    #HalfcastPodcast
    / halfcastpod
    Chuckie
    / chuckieonline
    Poet
    / poetscorneruk

Комментарии • 190

  • @osas2888
    @osas2888 2 года назад +245

    Say what you want about poet, but him and chuckie in a non serious non debate conversation is elite

  • @zee.unboxed6787
    @zee.unboxed6787 2 года назад +364

    Poet’s ability to tell you a story that makes you feel like you’re right there with him… is 10/10 🤣

  • @TYSHAAA
    @TYSHAAA 2 года назад +365

    😂😂😂😂 "TOXIC FEMININITY!!!"
    It's been too long since we heard this 😂

    • @pudddingpie
      @pudddingpie 2 года назад +9

      I always think of Chuckie anytime i hear that

    • @cheeky1733
      @cheeky1733 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @jaymozz3374
    @jaymozz3374 2 года назад +72

    Chukie's Adlibs (strong, mean ect) are so subtle but so funny 😂😂😂

    • @msla7623
      @msla7623 2 года назад +3

      'be honest' lol...but I don't think he said it today

    • @louisaMulaisho
      @louisaMulaisho 2 года назад

      Was just thinking that 😂😂

  • @sarad2659
    @sarad2659 2 года назад +173

    "She was your complexion, CALLUM". Poet, my guy has only just sat down with you 🤣

    • @Dwayne3007
      @Dwayne3007 2 года назад +2

      I was cracking up 😂😂

  • @Itstonyahartley
    @Itstonyahartley 2 года назад +45

    Im screaminggg. Poets story on his neighbours , & chuckie adding fuel to the fire with his adlibs has me weakk. Not even 10 mins in & I’m engaged in this story 🤣🤣🔥

  • @Kayanamae
    @Kayanamae 2 года назад +16

    “I was young man… it was last year” 🤣🤣

  • @Phenomshooter
    @Phenomshooter 2 года назад +79

    Poet killed me this episode can’t lie man said “you didn’t fall asleep you best wake up now this bill is 800£” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @deeno18786
    @deeno18786 2 года назад +121

    Poet is hilarious.. a man said it’s not OUTrageous, he said INrageous 🤣🙈.

    • @ylracci
      @ylracci 2 года назад

      yu peeped it yea

    • @DMGG22
      @DMGG22 2 года назад +16

      You Poet fans have such simple minds

    • @kanthony9154
      @kanthony9154 2 года назад +2

      @@DMGG22 top neeks fr

  • @deedeee8726
    @deedeee8726 2 года назад +135

    The fact that Chuckie is promoting this product and has to ask regularly what it's called kills me 😆

    • @Brandon-lh5sv
      @Brandon-lh5sv 2 года назад +8

      looool a man used to use scissors before this, i bet its changed his life

    • @CatEyesKiki
      @CatEyesKiki 2 года назад

      Enit!!🤭🤣🤣

  • @jynxstarr6232
    @jynxstarr6232 2 года назад +76

    This one is another top tier episode. TOXIC FEMININITY IS BACK!

  • @azriyahmajeed8397
    @azriyahmajeed8397 2 года назад +49

    Poet had me in the first 3 minutes. Good to see him in SENSATIONAL form 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @dionnelondon
    @dionnelondon 2 года назад +29

    Poet... killed me when he said the PH Level is MAD🤣 Then, Callum and Chuckie talking about giving the 'full package' . I luv the honesty and topics on this show... 💯

  • @highlymelanated
    @highlymelanated 2 года назад +31

    Chuckie and his impressions 😭😂😂 I nearly choked when he done the whole "listen mate. You won't. You fucking" nailed it 🤣

  • @bjs1391
    @bjs1391 2 года назад +31

    Chuckie's impressions & faces from 26:00 - KILLED ME 😂

  • @antoniaPrince
    @antoniaPrince 2 года назад +3

    "She was your complexion Callum" Poet said it with his chest and it was hella personal😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NC-zk8bs
    @NC-zk8bs 2 года назад +10

    "I was there by myself for two weeks,but I let it slide like Calvin Harris" I lost it,that was fire🤣😭😭

  • @TheRealCSB
    @TheRealCSB 2 года назад +46

    WHY DOES THIS CONTENT NEVER FAIL TO DELIVER! MY GUYS!

  • @deanm7428
    @deanm7428 2 года назад +18

    I swear down this makes the Halfcast TOP 5

  • @RaulSupreme
    @RaulSupreme 2 года назад +8

    That was the smoothest paid partnership ad ever Chucky was slick with it.
    Chucky & Poet are synchronised 😂😂😂

  • @DelroyGill
    @DelroyGill 2 года назад +7

    Poet- “Why you stamping? No envelopes ✉️ are about!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Bars

  • @nikkis7453
    @nikkis7453 2 года назад +24

    Woman have to be very careful when running up their mouth and expecting Boyfriends to back their battles especially whilst driving .I know someone whose missus had road rage , he got out although she was in the wrong and was swearing and being insulting , they told her to shut her FING mouth on several occasions whilst stuck in traffic , he felt he had to protect her and got his head caved in and front teeth kicked out by 3 Builders, all because she was running up her mouth , I’m glad he’s no longer with her and only had an expensive dentist bill he could have died 😡

    • @kj5394
      @kj5394 2 года назад +3

      Nah that’s mad peak, they never had to attack him like that, just coulda talked it out or had a little 1 on 1. Hope your friends heads Ok now

    • @PK-xu7gu
      @PK-xu7gu 2 года назад +2

      @@kj5394 Weak men nowadays. Feel the need to show how 'hard' they are, but fight in groups incase they get panned up on their ones.

  • @Deptford13
    @Deptford13 2 года назад +81

    An Italian Rasta?........ call it Pastafarian

    • @kanthony9154
      @kanthony9154 2 года назад +4

      🤌🏼

    • @J4YM4X
      @J4YM4X 2 года назад +8

      A man of culture 🤌🏾

    • @WatchMagicHappen
      @WatchMagicHappen 2 года назад

      bravo sir...bravo

    • @lisalotte3639
      @lisalotte3639 2 года назад

      🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @els9875
      @els9875 2 года назад

      You just changed my life bro

  • @riannam1312
    @riannam1312 2 года назад +17

    That neighbour feeding thing happened to me… I was in a house share and there was an uncle who moved in to the other ground floor room who used to cook (and use all my utensils) everyday. He would leave me a plate or come and knock on my door everyday with food to eat that I would politely take but didn’t want 😣 I would constantly thank him and he would tell me that ‘cooking for 2 is cheaper’ (?).. I didn’t understand why he couldn’t keep it for the next day but 🤷‍♀️ could have been his culture. Anyways, next thing i knew he’s asking me to ‘come and have drinks’ with him in his room. Made me feel hella uncomfortable as a single female living alone with this person knocking on my door offering food with what seems to be a way of chatting to me. So basically, I can understand completely that this can be an annoying and sometimes intrusive gesture 😒

    • @shaunsuper4485
      @shaunsuper4485 2 года назад +1

      You should give me the food

    • @cheeky1733
      @cheeky1733 2 года назад

      @Rianna May NGL, your profile pic photo is kinda cute 😉😁

  • @dianamumbi1
    @dianamumbi1 2 года назад +33

    I’m only 19:18 mins in. Just for your protection Piet, get a diary and write down every encounter of the stamping and slamming of door with a date and time. Also include every encounter with her and or her partner. Also include your friends coming over.
    It’s long and petty but later going to serve you well and you can then have your previous neighbour as a character witness on your behalf. If this woman is going to bring the law into it then just keep a full record on your behalf.
    The attention that she is seeking will end up her getting done for waste of police resources.

  • @blossompaige2837
    @blossompaige2837 2 года назад +9

    “TOXIC FEMININITY” 😭😭😭 I’m ready

  • @WheresMyCurryAt
    @WheresMyCurryAt 2 года назад +56

    Soon as I heard toxic femininity I cancelled plans for next hour

  • @NC-zk8bs
    @NC-zk8bs 2 года назад +11

    By farrr one of Poet's best episode!!!

  • @lemonandlimesheff3374
    @lemonandlimesheff3374 2 года назад +9

    "When I was with my EX I was pulling up with HELLA Bush... now ... its like I've got a fade" 😩😆😆😆

  • @DJBUTCHKASSIDY
    @DJBUTCHKASSIDY 2 года назад +24

    good episode poet was in his bag chucks guided the ting well salute!!

  • @evelynnnabuife3907
    @evelynnnabuife3907 2 года назад +9

    Loved this topic. Logic over anger. A man who chooses logic is a husband, the man who chooses violence is a boyfriend.

  • @aji90
    @aji90 2 года назад +10

    Poets dealing with some gentrifiers. See how they turn up and start demanding things kmt. Affi run these people out.

    • @cheeky1733
      @cheeky1733 2 года назад +2

      Everywhere is gentrified to a certain extent now, most endz in London up to Zone 4.

    • @aji90
      @aji90 2 года назад +1

      @@cheeky1733 fam its mad. And they all have that same fake posh London accent.

    • @PK-xu7gu
      @PK-xu7gu 2 года назад

      @@cheeky1733 And all these Londoners are moving up north and making it shit like London.

  • @Traxxworld
    @Traxxworld 2 года назад +14

    POET MUST HAVE REHEARSED THIS.. ITS 1010 LOL

  • @_30ree
    @_30ree 2 года назад +2

    "she wasnt a buff one...but..but it did what it said on the tin" 😂😂😂

  • @skeennah1927
    @skeennah1927 2 года назад +16

    New neighbours trying to call the shots yeh............KMT
    This whole woman situation is nuts, there are alot of men in America doing hard time, because they decided to call the man dem to defend their honour.........

  • @DR.Habesha
    @DR.Habesha 2 года назад +8

    Another interesting conversation topics. And that’s why choosing a life partner is the most important decision you will ever make - far more crucial than choosing a job, house or group of friends.
    Choosing a potential partner (or the type of person) you want to spend the rest of your life with is also choosing your future !

  • @jasonosunkoya
    @jasonosunkoya 2 года назад +13

    Callum with the divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived rhyme stuck in his head. I see you

    • @dnicaw
      @dnicaw 2 года назад +3

      He listened in class fr.

    • @kanthony9154
      @kanthony9154 2 года назад +1

      That was horrible histories I swear

  • @SnareProds
    @SnareProds 2 года назад +15

    This might be one of the best episodes so far

  • @maymayt8333
    @maymayt8333 2 года назад +12

    I'm 10 mins into the 1st topic and Malcom Poe has got me laughing, screaming bk in agreement n shaking my head all at the same time...like I'm in the dyam studio....The breddah is on top form so I'm enjoying my drive to work for a change....thanks guys!!!

  • @pudddingpie
    @pudddingpie 2 года назад +47

    Poet talking about “there’s nothing worst than a woman scorned” then 10 mins later saying he’ll take a woman to a restaurant tell her the dirt and leave her with the bill? Revenge is pointless & waisted energy!

    • @Serious95
      @Serious95 2 года назад +13

      Poet is v feminine

    • @pa21thebeast
      @pa21thebeast 2 года назад +2

      It’s not going to help you heal but it’s not that petty or vengeful unless he orders crazy amounts of food and doesn’t eat it. What audacity does a person have to have to cheat on you and still expect you pay the whole bill. It’s poetic justice and is more likely to bind their conscience. It’s actually far less than what divorce courts can do.

  • @Paramania15
    @Paramania15 2 года назад +13

    "the punani just bubbling in the heat" 💀💀💀💀 THIS EPISODE KILLED ME

  • @HotSkull51
    @HotSkull51 2 года назад +1

    This is a great topic. Most are too afraid to address this and think they can do no wrong.

  • @JYGtube
    @JYGtube 2 года назад +17

    Oi this was the best episode in a while lmaoo

  • @rajjiii5
    @rajjiii5 2 года назад +14

    this is what makes my Wednesdays

  • @SupraStarrr
    @SupraStarrr 2 года назад +3

    Why do I always double check my playback speed when Poet is talking 😂😂

  • @tyrhysgeorge98
    @tyrhysgeorge98 2 года назад +14

    7:30 Chuckie hit that toxic femininity note hard! aha

  • @timeless_heritage
    @timeless_heritage 2 года назад +8

    Like Poet said, a man's wife stamping out the yard, but there's no postcard. For why!?

  • @GameDayGuardian
    @GameDayGuardian 2 года назад +2

    This must be the best start to a podcast. Ever😂😂

  • @antonromero2549
    @antonromero2549 2 года назад

    "your not gonna solo45 da ting" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't breath 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿chuckle

  • @yellowsun.1776
    @yellowsun.1776 2 года назад +1

    Poet is probably thinking of TLC's song "Creep" 🤣😅

  • @jaunschambreel
    @jaunschambreel 2 года назад

    I just got onto this podcast recently thanks to the top boy review and man I'm glad I stumbled across the channel great work Chuckie man you guys way of addressing a situation is so raw and real it's refreshing instead of hearing a scripted show and shit

  • @LELEFO
    @LELEFO 2 года назад

    The ph balance convo had me on the floor 😂

  • @AA-xb6vx
    @AA-xb6vx 2 года назад +2

    This episode was TOP TIER.

  • @Mo_Love_Mo_Light
    @Mo_Love_Mo_Light 2 года назад +1

    Lol my guy in the pink is hilarious. Love from America

  • @columbablango4206
    @columbablango4206 2 года назад +2

    Important to take someone words on how they present themselves to their actions. The truth will come to light. It's hard to cloud a lie.

  • @zedz1989
    @zedz1989 2 года назад +1

    When Chuck is saying meme like a ad-lib😂🤣

  • @Guyana531
    @Guyana531 2 года назад +2

    I love Poet just or his pure and natural talent - he is such fun to be with I am sure - funny, funky and sweet

  • @PippentheKing
    @PippentheKing 2 года назад +3

    Poet was on fire this episode 👏🏿🤣

  • @Dave-ik1eg
    @Dave-ik1eg 2 года назад +2

    Watched this episode before linking a girl, why my energy changed 😂😂

  • @riannam1312
    @riannam1312 2 года назад +2

    And I love the T shirt Chuckie! 🧘🏽‍♀️

  • @TT1SHK
    @TT1SHK 2 года назад +5

    Cousin Celestine will bruk up the neighbour 🤣

  • @demonslayer9101
    @demonslayer9101 2 года назад +9

    She aged like milk hahaha 😂

  • @WillCookSound
    @WillCookSound 2 года назад +4

    55:42 S in Lasagna? More like the G

  • @daleanderson1285
    @daleanderson1285 2 года назад +1

    U guys are on form 2day. One of my favourite Chuckieonlines in a while

  • @OneFoursEmperor
    @OneFoursEmperor 2 года назад

    “I was young man. It was last year”
    That was a good one Po

  • @lisalotte3639
    @lisalotte3639 2 года назад +2

    10 mins in & I can tell this episode is a banger 🤣😭😭🤣🤣

  • @maya60778
    @maya60778 2 года назад +14

    This episode was jokes 🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥

  • @LadyofLeisure.
    @LadyofLeisure. 2 года назад +12

    I’m so done @26:04 😂😂😂😂

  • @adamgriffiths8639
    @adamgriffiths8639 2 года назад +12

    yes another chuckie podcast, made my day lads!

  • @DanGBP1
    @DanGBP1 2 года назад +4

    33:22 callum you badman

  • @ZupeSilvertongue
    @ZupeSilvertongue 2 года назад +2

    😭😭😭😭😭😭 nah how can Chuckie say “you’re not gonna Solo 45 the ting” 11:53

  • @sammylotus8941
    @sammylotus8941 2 года назад +5

    Aged like milk😂😂😂

  • @romethehybrid928
    @romethehybrid928 2 года назад +8

    Shout out all the likke white women that be knocking on a killer's door talking up the tings!!!!!! mind out darrrrrrrlinnnnnnn!!!!! lol

  • @DTecksVision
    @DTecksVision 2 года назад +1

    54:26 this part had me crying ....the way chuck said this🤣

  • @AR-kj4er
    @AR-kj4er 2 года назад

    31:50 - why did this first bit remind me of Sean from this is England 😂😂

  • @biganttalks4689
    @biganttalks4689 2 года назад +2

    "MALCOLM PO" 🙌🏿

  • @aaronshire
    @aaronshire 2 года назад

    ''I love ah wine but not 7 bottles of wine we're drunk now'' loooool

  • @glamourouscupcake12x
    @glamourouscupcake12x 2 года назад

    Poet is too funny and its so unintentional 🤣🤣

  • @Smoke1246
    @Smoke1246 2 года назад

    Chuckie must have grown up around nuff Big 45s 😂😂😂

  • @mrlin1687
    @mrlin1687 2 года назад +2

    Oi... Pot noodle... Badboy bombaby flavour. BANGS!... Piece of bread as well... C'mon! 😂😂😂😂

  • @doralifeexplorer603
    @doralifeexplorer603 2 года назад +5

    Omg Poet has killed me today. I'm creasing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg. If I scream. 😂😂😂😂🙆🏿‍♀️

  • @pa21thebeast
    @pa21thebeast 2 года назад +3

    Women do it because they expect not to be put in harms way. Any man that jumps when a woman says jump is a fool, because you might run up on the wrong person where you’re either going to jail or hell and she’s gonna forget you exist in a month.

  • @OGTrickeh
    @OGTrickeh 2 года назад

    The way man said yoghurt got has made my day

  • @dimaabdu9008
    @dimaabdu9008 2 года назад

    BIGGG UPS POET for backing that Somali brother, ngl we need to do this more often

  • @leonpalmer2429
    @leonpalmer2429 2 года назад

    What poet said about leaving at the restaurant. Some brum dons done that 🤣😅

  • @Blessup13
    @Blessup13 2 года назад +2

    4:44 I am DEEEAD hahaha

  • @TeenStarr2
    @TeenStarr2 2 года назад

    omg these are my neighbours always stomping there feet and moving mad...

  • @jaymatem21c2
    @jaymatem21c2 2 года назад +1

    Poet new energy 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 strong

  • @MrClinicaltiming
    @MrClinicaltiming 2 года назад +1

    Nah I’m 10mins in 😂😂😂😂😂 this is jokes

  • @5ynext515
    @5ynext515 2 года назад +2

    Big up to Poet on this one.

  • @shanzy92
    @shanzy92 2 года назад +1

    Most likely the neighbours right next to the dancehall party house would have been informed prior

  • @adamma_
    @adamma_ 2 года назад +1

    that wasn't even an email no more, it was three c's... deffo went over some peoples head

  • @rxnaix
    @rxnaix 2 года назад +1

    You guys never disappoint me 👏🏾👏🏾♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎love y'all

  • @kj5394
    @kj5394 2 года назад +1

    poet's neighbours are capping, I live in a converted flat and i only smell what my neighbour is cooking if i go in the hallway or if we both got our windows open.

  • @julijules2104
    @julijules2104 2 года назад +1

    Not while Bob Marley wants us to smoke 😂😂

  • @Jackruby22
    @Jackruby22 2 года назад +1

    Yo, this episode was too much jokes..🤣

  • @user-nd6bz9un1b
    @user-nd6bz9un1b 2 года назад

    23:46 - 23:50 “😒🙄” 😂😂

  • @solomongreaves4054
    @solomongreaves4054 2 года назад +3

    Dem gyal yah wicked, dem wicked, dem wicked

  • @mydaddad12
    @mydaddad12 2 года назад +1

    I don't like it when people smoke and my children are inhaling it it's not nice and it gets me angry so I agree with the women on that but telling her boyfriend to do something when she knows he could get hurt that's reckless I wouldn't want my hasband to get hurt

  • @Jjsjsh
    @Jjsjsh 2 года назад +9

    Sounds like poet had a Karen problem