The Crucifixion of Jesus (Parody)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Parody about the crucifixion of Jesus. All in good fun.
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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @emiliobonifacio1400
    @emiliobonifacio1400 3 года назад +192

    If you'll excuse me, I have to go drink some holy water now.

  • @God-fn1pj
    @God-fn1pj 5 лет назад +917

    I got a special place in hell picked out just for you, Twin Tales.

  • @a_akie
    @a_akie 5 лет назад +451

    Someone's going to hell for this.
    And that ain't me.

    • @jaden_dominican-tosd
      @jaden_dominican-tosd 4 года назад +5

      Who is gonna go

    • @Ak--sx8kb
      @Ak--sx8kb 4 года назад +8

      @@jaden_dominican-tosd him LMAO.

    • @soprosoYT
      @soprosoYT 3 года назад +4

      Oi how did you know i was going to hell?!

    • @Tony-qt4zv
      @Tony-qt4zv 3 года назад +4

      @@michalblasko8740 I hope you find Jesus friend for you are hopeless without him.

    • @theretardedbiker
      @theretardedbiker 3 года назад +1

      poor creator

  • @brendandlovu6547
    @brendandlovu6547 5 лет назад +398

    Jesus doesent say bad words he never sinned

  • @johnryditvchannel7391
    @johnryditvchannel7391 Год назад +12

    Jesus doesn't say bad words he never sinned

    • @Helelsonofdawn
      @Helelsonofdawn Год назад

      matthew 12 he sinned and matthew 11 14 he lied even john denied it

    • @Supernimo735
      @Supernimo735 Год назад

      ​​​@@Helelsonofdawn yeah but he repented you idiot

    • @FRBRD-hm8eo
      @FRBRD-hm8eo 6 месяцев назад

      It’s a parody

  • @beppson9201
    @beppson9201 5 лет назад +433

    1:15 totally didn’t expect that

    • @fgve4210
      @fgve4210 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks for making me expect something at that time stamp and taking away the comedic value of that moment just because of your pointless comment

    • @beppson9201
      @beppson9201 5 лет назад +11

      If you don’t want spoilers then don’t look at the comments.

    • @fgve4210
      @fgve4210 5 лет назад

      @@beppson9201 the comment section wanst made for spoilers

    • @beppson9201
      @beppson9201 5 лет назад +5

      Dan's Dead in the comments people often talk about the video and then you can expect spoilers.

    • @mbaatik9
      @mbaatik9 5 лет назад +1

      Beppson h

  • @KyriPanagoto-zj4de
    @KyriPanagoto-zj4de Год назад +4

    He never sweard

  • @natalyabrueggemann-4572
    @natalyabrueggemann-4572 5 лет назад +11

    That's not what jesus is like

    • @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch
      @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch 5 лет назад +2

      No that's actually what happened. Didn't you read the bible in bible school? I remember reading that part in 4th grade.

    • @deathstar286
      @deathstar286 5 лет назад

      TheDude234576 Exactly, how can you not remember that?

    • @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch
      @IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch 5 лет назад +1

      @@deathstar286 Thanks for defeating the confederacy and being one of our best presidents in the 1800s.

  • @iangreen4572
    @iangreen4572 5 лет назад +97

    The guy shouting " cut his balls off " sounds like Eric Idle and the priest sounded like John Cleese in the stoning scene in life of Brian.

    • @chicken-ci5if
      @chicken-ci5if 2 года назад +1

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @tyreesesolomona4995
    @tyreesesolomona4995 Год назад +65

    You know he doesn’t swear has no sin’s and I love Jesus ❤ 😇

  • @pikamain9689
    @pikamain9689 5 лет назад +106

    I love how the guy pulls a lit torch out of his butt

  • @jacobtayag3227
    @jacobtayag3227 5 лет назад +9

    Jesus never said bad things

  • @YoKrusfy
    @YoKrusfy 5 лет назад +7

    you cant make fun of god

  • @karstenjayangelosagcal9726
    @karstenjayangelosagcal9726 Год назад +11

    You shall not mocked god

  • @azularteagaguerrero4066
    @azularteagaguerrero4066 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is not okay, may God have mercy on us. My God is a good God, a sinless God. I’ll keep you in my prayers. Jesus loves you and he’s ready to forgive anytime you come to him asking sincerely for forgiveness

  • @gueslyjean4411
    @gueslyjean4411 5 лет назад +5

    Jesus would never swear

  • @Ministry_of_defense736
    @Ministry_of_defense736 Год назад +6

    This is stupid you guys are mocking Jesus he died for our sins so we could live on and not be executed like him so we can be forgiven you have no right tamang Jesus mock the Bible and mock the holy Spirit and God

  • @chaslundi3879
    @chaslundi3879 5 лет назад +159

    All it needs is a [adultswim] logo on the bottom right

  • @usuario35169
    @usuario35169 5 лет назад +15

    jesus is good

  • @SilentCraft-w8r
    @SilentCraft-w8r 3 года назад +32

    Why is this in my recommended. It felt like a sin watching this.

  • @Beecake9
    @Beecake9 2 года назад +148

    ''Cut his balls off" had me dead on the floor

  • @phillsbrickfilms6059
    @phillsbrickfilms6059 3 года назад +39

    “Any last words Jesus?” “Just two: Abra Cadabra mother fuckers!!” Bad ass mode 99999999999%

  • @Idk56793
    @Idk56793 5 лет назад +7

    That's wrong.

  • @davidskater4292
    @davidskater4292 4 года назад +4

    Jesus never sinned

  • @かしぱんかわ
    @かしぱんかわ Год назад +3

    Jesus says no BAD WORDS

  • @thieryjefferson3944
    @thieryjefferson3944 5 лет назад +123

    0:22 he only have 4 fingers
    0:41 Jesus only have 4 fingers

    • @TwinTales
      @TwinTales  5 лет назад +17

      Thiery Jefferson Classic cartoon trick! 😁

    • @asianguy1700
      @asianguy1700 5 лет назад +1

      *a thumb is not a finger.*

    • @claymore1379
      @claymore1379 5 лет назад +2

      Only jesus can have them

    • @barb1974
      @barb1974 5 лет назад

      @@asianguy1700 Then what is it.

    • @ismaelmacias6858
      @ismaelmacias6858 5 лет назад

      @@barb1974 a thumb

  • @uwukitten969
    @uwukitten969 5 лет назад +9

    This isn’t even funny. Jesus would never do this. I know this is a parody but you took it way to far.

  • @ColonelMarcus2012
    @ColonelMarcus2012 4 года назад +3

    Jesus is a nice man he doesn't say bad words

  • @benstevinson764
    @benstevinson764 2 года назад +2

    Jesus Christ is Lord! ✝️

  • @seanwezly0182
    @seanwezly0182 4 года назад +49

    I feel bad for laughing , lord please forgive me

    • @LukaPOfficiel
      @LukaPOfficiel 3 года назад

      I had the same feeling! I can’t laugh because for me it’s bad for lord

    • @JoeVington
      @JoeVington 3 года назад +3

      Calm down, it’s just a parody

    • @winstonw2297
      @winstonw2297 3 года назад

      @@JoeVington bruh this is not okay

    • @JoeVington
      @JoeVington 3 года назад +1

      @@winstonw2297 ?

    • @JoeVington
      @JoeVington 3 года назад +1

      @@winstonw2297 what’s not ok?

  • @ajandarlenehauschild5277
    @ajandarlenehauschild5277 Год назад +3

    Jesus never says bad words

  • @masongarcia2330
    @masongarcia2330 5 лет назад +14

    Why you making fun of Jesus our father

  • @slav2045
    @slav2045 5 лет назад +16

    For all the sensitive people out there.
    This channel makes parodies. This video is a parody. It's called dark humour, it makes a joke out of something that we frown upon and something that is dark or really messed up. This channel makes parodies, funny comedic videos (like this one) of war, a horrible thing where young people were murdered, literally stomped to death daily, impaled on bayonets and shot through their body and face, yet I see no one complaining there on those videos. Before you say I'm an atheist, I am not. I'm A Christian, but I get this humour and eventough I know Jesus would not or did not do that, I still get this video. If you don't like it click away. Don't complain or insult the creator because that just makes you look stupid.

    • @LAOBRA
      @LAOBRA 5 лет назад +2

      ThotPatrolUnit This is Offensive This Should Be Flagged even if it is dark humor

    • @jonoliravioli1787
      @jonoliravioli1787 4 года назад +1

      You know,you are the only person that’s not offended.As you said,the channel is based on dark humor and that’s is absolutely true.People have a choice to watch or not watch a video they don’t like.

  • @denisharmaja7683
    @denisharmaja7683 4 года назад +7

    Lord papa died for our sins💔
    And here you go😢😢

  • @rubensapien6741
    @rubensapien6741 4 года назад +10

    1:04. BRUH

  • @usuario35169
    @usuario35169 5 лет назад +9

    I like jesus

  • @calgraherentertainment7101
    @calgraherentertainment7101 2 года назад +46

    Imagine a Teacher plays this for Religion. A moment of silence.

  • @kunalshanbhag2505
    @kunalshanbhag2505 5 лет назад +3

    Plzz dont make fun of god

    • @michalblasko8740
      @michalblasko8740 5 лет назад +1

      @SchoolProject its not dark humor because god doesnt exist

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 5 лет назад +89

    You just opened the floodgates, people who knew Jesus personally will now attack you relentlessly. I pray for your peace.

    • @God-fn1pj
      @God-fn1pj 5 лет назад +8

      They don't know shit. I'm the one that raised that boy. Have you ever given the savior of man "the talk" have you had to wipe his cosmic ass since Hellen is "too busy" doing jackshit? No! That was me!

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 5 лет назад +5

      @@God-fn1pj well thats what you get when you have a ridiculously large extended family, so large that even people who are not part of it, assumes they are AND EVEN INVITES OTHERS.
      May You have mercy on You.

    • @themercilesself2898
      @themercilesself2898 5 лет назад

      Elise TheLilWolf he just did

    • @papas.696
      @papas.696 5 лет назад

      @@God-fn1pj zufydgehecehhegeyeyeyfugfhddgdtxd

    • @johndoe8050
      @johndoe8050 4 года назад

      Moses Racal god doesn’t exist

  • @marcusmarckel5715
    @marcusmarckel5715 5 лет назад +25

    Bro come on i love ur parody but u cannot do Jesus like that

  • @koygui
    @koygui 5 лет назад +28

    I do not think this video is intended to offend Christ, but it did stir people's religion. We should not condemn them, but rethink before touching such a delicate subject.

  • @batcoolstudios4236
    @batcoolstudios4236 5 лет назад +12

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus wouldn’t cuss and especially not like that.

  • @Bonkgar_
    @Bonkgar_ 4 года назад +15

    "Sorcery! He admits it!"
    - Random Jewish priest 33 A.D

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 3 года назад

      Isn't that actually year zero? I think AD means after death right?

    • @justcallmetich7417
      @justcallmetich7417 3 года назад +1

      @@FringeWizard2 Not really it means Anno Domini, which is from my understanding referred to as the year of the lord not After Death.

  • @annabelleedeleon8399
    @annabelleedeleon8399 2 года назад +2

    Jesus is the good person he can not say bad words

  • @Miggy_4868
    @Miggy_4868 3 года назад +2

    Forgive me lord i laughing forgive me please

    • @rodrigosmith5342
      @rodrigosmith5342 3 года назад

      Xd he dead laugh laugh imao

    • @sid86588
      @sid86588 3 года назад

      Its a video of clay. I dont think watching that is a sin.
      And well also its just a joke

  • @francissantino8267
    @francissantino8267 5 лет назад +9

    Don't make fun with jesus

  • @jair3105
    @jair3105 5 лет назад +27

    Your going to hell for this for missing Whit gad way would you do that. Edit sorry about the bad Grammar that was 14 year old me.

  • @aidanalvarez6088
    @aidanalvarez6088 2 года назад +1

    This is so blasphemous and disrespectful. Even if you don’t accept that Jesus Christ died for your sins, you shouldn’t make fun of the arduous amounts of torture that someone undeserving of it went through. By no means should you mock, discount, and disregard Christ, God’s only and begotten Son.

  • @j.andrei
    @j.andrei 3 года назад +7

    Jesus is good twin tales and he sacrificed his self to forgive our sins

    • @Sharktoplasm
      @Sharktoplasm 2 года назад

      It’s a parody, stop being so serious

    • @j.andrei
      @j.andrei 2 года назад

      @@Sharktoplasm lol this was one year ago i was so cringe

    • @Sharktoplasm
      @Sharktoplasm 2 года назад

      @@j.andrei Oh, ok 🤣

  • @isalamang9499
    @isalamang9499 5 лет назад +13

    "CUT HIS BALLS OFF" that got me so hard HAHA

  • @anxiousbottle
    @anxiousbottle 3 года назад +3

    Why did I go directly from this to a video on the horrors of the cross

  • @dennislestrange5109
    @dennislestrange5109 2 года назад

    Jesus doesn't swear this is an INSULT of him

  • @Epix_Cool
    @Epix_Cool 5 месяцев назад

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go to church and pray for a few hours.

  • @vinnyx3585
    @vinnyx3585 5 лет назад +36

    0:27 you’ve been sentenced for your crimes:
    Heresy
    And public urina-
    *HMM*

  • @yohanspeedbuilds4530
    @yohanspeedbuilds4530 5 лет назад +4

    Why are you guys doing this don't you know that god might punish you for that you know how jesus sacrifice for us when is in the cross😠

  • @Glupshitto2099
    @Glupshitto2099 4 года назад +3

    Bruh history books got it wrong this is how it really went

  • @CalebAnimations3000
    @CalebAnimations3000 2 месяца назад +2

    You going to hell for this one 💀

  • @RhonPatton-j3z
    @RhonPatton-j3z 2 месяца назад +2

    Jeses never talk lie he is good and my best friend❤❤❤

  • @jaimemendoza564
    @jaimemendoza564 Год назад +4

    This is messed up

  • @nzchannel8856
    @nzchannel8856 5 лет назад +8

    Extra extra extra not funny

  • @richardpuno1483
    @richardpuno1483 3 года назад +16

    1:15 didnt expect that HAHAHAHAHA

  • @boyakot7791
    @boyakot7791 4 года назад +2

    Jesus is a good person he never say bad words and jesus doesnt fight people he talk in peace

    • @Hastings12
      @Hastings12 2 года назад

      Exactly swear words aren't used at that time

    • @khushdal7432
      @khushdal7432 Год назад

      shut up iam muslim pleas dont say that again

  • @jrpadron2075
    @jrpadron2075 5 лет назад +12

    I'm an angel so you shouldn't do that whoever you are😠😠😠😠😠

  • @faustinaakordeke7323
    @faustinaakordeke7323 5 лет назад +7

    bruh wtf

  • @normalnon-gamer7205
    @normalnon-gamer7205 2 дня назад

    bro took "see you in hell" seriously.

  • @ramzo6241
    @ramzo6241 2 года назад +1

    Fake Jesus: mouth dirty.
    Real Jesus:mouth Clean

  • @jonathanowens102
    @jonathanowens102 5 лет назад +45

    You made jesus look bad

    • @yes_jimmy_yes
      @yes_jimmy_yes 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah

    • @ismaelmacias6858
      @ismaelmacias6858 5 лет назад

      @@smurf_mammma2401 wooosh is not needed instead of using whoooshing it is useless why don't you tell them what they didn't understand like the joke that this video was intentionally trying to be

    • @armymenstopmotion6262
      @armymenstopmotion6262 5 лет назад

      @@iansen ruclips.net/video/OK4fJhbRL1g/видео.html

    • @armymenstopmotion6262
      @armymenstopmotion6262 5 лет назад +2

      @@iansen Fuck you ass hole it is a parody. What are you a little feminist snowflake that is ruining society and can't take a joke?

    • @themercilesself2898
      @themercilesself2898 5 лет назад +1

      nah he made jesus look like a badass. at least they are not sugar coating the real biblical jesus. who christians think is all benevolent.

  • @mrrandom7531
    @mrrandom7531 2 года назад +3

    Very entertaining video don't give a shit about haters

  • @ismaelmacias6858
    @ismaelmacias6858 5 лет назад +11

    Sensitive people out there
    I think this is hilarious

    • @X.F.P.
      @X.F.P. Год назад

      That's because you're probably not a Christian, and if you aren't, you clearly don't respect Jesus enough

    • @AndreSoto-q5v
      @AndreSoto-q5v 25 дней назад

      Your sense of humor is brain dead

  • @canaanthepanther3012
    @canaanthepanther3012 2 месяца назад +1

    Look, as a Christian, this video may be a bit disrespectful but I also found it hilarious, I don’t think laughing at a video is gonna send you, or me to hell. Plus, this is a parody and it’s A JOKE. a literal joke, so for the war in the comments, can we just have good vibes please? Thanks.

  • @Aries-kw6of
    @Aries-kw6of Месяц назад +2

    Jesus doesn’t cuss like that

  • @chokeddrain5064
    @chokeddrain5064 5 лет назад +8

    Jesus is lord

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 4 года назад

      Jesus doesn’t have primary, extra biblical sources.

  • @russiandoge2260
    @russiandoge2260 2 года назад +4

    Ok this is not ok. But quite a masterpiece

  • @zek5456
    @zek5456 3 года назад +1

    Wait why his feet wasnt attached to a nail?

  • @I_quit5335
    @I_quit5335 2 года назад

    Listen I know some of it may be humor but I don’t think Jesus would be cussing. I’m a Christian myself and I don’t think this is respectful in my perspective. I hope some of you agree. I’m not trying to send hate comments I just don’t know if it’s offensive to Christians.

  • @justineimanuelmartell1446
    @justineimanuelmartell1446 5 лет назад +26

    Totally not funny dude

  • @beans23857
    @beans23857 2 года назад +7

    "Cut his balls off" Random Citizen, 2017

  • @zed1983
    @zed1983 3 года назад +2

    Lord pls forgive my sin

  • @kripayan
    @kripayan 3 года назад +4

    1:49

  • @berniemcfadden9122
    @berniemcfadden9122 3 года назад +5

    This reminded me so much of life of brian

    • @1v1_Perry
      @1v1_Perry 2 года назад

      Always look on the bright side *whistle

  • @anarelidelaluz8378
    @anarelidelaluz8378 5 лет назад +8

    Twin tales y'all made a bad sin

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 4 года назад +4

      Anareli Delaluz an entertaining one, too!

    • @Tony-qt4zv
      @Tony-qt4zv 3 года назад

      @@brooke-3615 I hope you build your relationship with Jesus friend. He suffered for your failure and you mock him.

  • @Daniel-uq2xq
    @Daniel-uq2xq Год назад +1

    Jesus will Never sin to God

  • @Tanians_operations
    @Tanians_operations 2 месяца назад

    The dude: No one's burning anyone. 2 person named no one: "AHAHAHAHAHHA WELCOME TO HELL" Person named anyone: NOOOO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HERE

  • @johngeurin9121
    @johngeurin9121 4 года назад +20

    This is the most accurate representation of this that I've seen
    Even history channel wasn't this accurate

    • @johngeurin9121
      @johngeurin9121 4 года назад +1

      Jk I am 100% percent Christian but this did not offend me
      I think it was just ment as a joke

    • @expiredmousegacha2817
      @expiredmousegacha2817 4 года назад +4

      @@johngeurin9121 even tho its a joke but you cannot use him for a joke he save us from sin and you just reply him by making joke of him? You are not 100% you are just half percent if you are 100% then proof you have the heart of loving Jesus i don t care if its a joke

    • @nightwing2361
      @nightwing2361 2 года назад

      i rebuke u

    • @nathanfekadu4489
      @nathanfekadu4489 Год назад +1

      @@expiredmousegacha2817you cant have been older than 12 when you wrote this 💀

  • @patecarnes8611
    @patecarnes8611 5 лет назад +5

    I am a Christian and this is very offensive btw

  • @dansendonato
    @dansendonato 5 лет назад +15

    Don't do it again please

  • @theelfesjonelfysamanddylen3876
    @theelfesjonelfysamanddylen3876 5 лет назад +2

    BRO JESUS DOES NOT SAY THAT

    • @ntxoothoj2858
      @ntxoothoj2858 5 лет назад +2

      Jesus doesn't say CURSE WORDS

    • @brobro7293
      @brobro7293 5 лет назад +1

      @@groans4u419 if your a muslim or hindu based on your name, then your god or gods ain't real either

    • @brobro7293
      @brobro7293 5 лет назад

      @@groans4u419 well your name SHAMALAM sounds like a name from india or a muslim country

    • @brobro7293
      @brobro7293 5 лет назад

      @@groans4u419 also i know my grammar, it's just that i'm too sleepy right now to write

  • @pietrosartorio4052
    @pietrosartorio4052 5 лет назад +4

    As I don't insult your religion, if you have one, please you don't insult mine. Also because i don't think your God gave his life to save yours.
    So,please, try to have some respect.

    • @vinnyx3585
      @vinnyx3585 5 лет назад +1

      It’s a joke, he didn’t wanna insult your religion

  • @ZombieClasher
    @ZombieClasher 2 года назад +6

    this is the "Badass Jesus"

  • @lemuzz7096
    @lemuzz7096 5 лет назад +7

    CuT HiS bAlLs OfF

  • @ijusdontknowjones241
    @ijusdontknowjones241 4 года назад +2

    These people are more worried than God is. Seems like he wouldn't need anyone to stand up for him

  • @prodood5907
    @prodood5907 2 года назад +2

    Hi im a Christian dude and i dont like the way you made this. Jesus never swears and hes not like this. I even hated myself for laughing in this video you just made a sin im telling you. I thought this was gonna be a sad clay stop motion video about Jesus being crucified but i was wrong. I think i even made a small sin for laughing.

  • @gmba2l297
    @gmba2l297 5 лет назад +7

    Did anyone else notice at 0:25 in the background someone said " cut his balls off " 3 times

  • @healiahlucille6692
    @healiahlucille6692 2 года назад +11

    Man i remember watching this when i was still 7 years old , And i was like: W h a-

  • @maisharojo6213
    @maisharojo6213 5 лет назад +2

    Dont do that if your dead jesus will not pick you in heaven

  • @achilles7486
    @achilles7486 3 года назад +1

    Don't laugh
    Don't laugh
    Don't laugh
    Don't laugh
    Don't laugh

    • @rodrigosmith5342
      @rodrigosmith5342 3 года назад

      Laugh laugh laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @conorreese7238
    @conorreese7238 5 лет назад +5

    this is not right

  • @pixiemartin
    @pixiemartin 5 лет назад +3

    THIS WHY YOU LOST YOUR CHANNEL BRO..WRONG MOVE...

  • @jakobr35pect96
    @jakobr35pect96 5 лет назад +4

    So Jesus has another clone that is pretty much the badass one. Just a joke dudes and I’m also Catholic

    • @pnwvlogs9460
      @pnwvlogs9460 5 лет назад

      Jakob R35PECT that explains why you’re so cool with this lol

    • @jakobr35pect96
      @jakobr35pect96 5 лет назад

      Ooooohhhh

  • @Terminator_CR7_
    @Terminator_CR7_ 3 года назад +1

    Jesus was a Muslim who drank liquor and was punished by Allah on the cross