@Kurogane -sensei It actually isn't, but I think I know what you're talking about is it when Miss Simian or Priniciple Brown jumps out of a window and say something like my comment?
Thats the most dramatic lazy beast ive ever seen, he had to lure it with food to get outta the water and he acted like he was getting outta bed on a Monday
Vladthe Grim why does every crocs that are so big are in the Philippines I mean if y'all don't know Lolong comes from the Philippines this one is also from the Philippine btw kamusta hahaha pinoy din ako
I've went to his enclosure back in 2020, he's still big and healthy. He's the Place's prized crocodile, their biggest and get gets lot of food, 3 feedings
Think that why he is so fat. Crocodile's seem to eat all the food they get thrown at them, while they don't need that much food since they are cold blooded. Heard they only need to eat 1/10 of what a lion eats.
@@ScratchyBawsIt’s actually a lot for a crocodile. Maybe even too much considering how slow their metabolism is. You gotta remember that these animals can go months without a meal and be fine. Large crocs have even been recorded surviving multiple YEARS without eating. They do this by essentially shutting down their bodies and sustaining themselves off their fat to try and conserve energy which in turn slows down their already slow metabolism allowing them to survive through the harshest of times.
This is weirdly cinematic. Enough time passes where you get a LITTLE bored and any idea you had about how big the croc might be fades. Then the beast emerges.
@Bigcock Loadsofmoney I think he said that cause it almost sounds like the OP thinks this was strategically staged when its just an idiot guy dangling a chicken in front of 19ft croc
uslsuspect, Shit! You Mean More Like “Andre The Fucking Crocodile Giant!!!” Because “That Thing is Huge!!!” And you can tell while he was feeding it that the crocodile was hoping that he would Get Close Enough to him, so he can Lunge At him, and Eat His Ass Up!
Lapulapu, also known as Lapu-Lapu, Si Lapulapu, Salip Pulaka, Cali Pulaco, and Lapulapu Dimantag, was a ruler of Mactan in the Visayas. Modern Philippine society regards him as the first Filipino hero because he was the first native to resist imperial Spanish colonization. the video was from philipines. Thats why they called the crocodile lapu lapu. You can search too.
This is clickbait. Where's the crocodile? I'm only seeing a dinosaur eating a chicken EDIT: A lot of ppl arguing about birds are dinosaurs, FIRST of all, I know that and that's right, and the only reason why I said that crocodile is a dinosaur is because of it's size. It's just a simple joke
For anyone wondering, this crocodile is from Philippines Cebu, Crocolandia(seen in description). I went to this place and as far as I can tell, this croc is one largest laziest crocodile I've ever seen but It's friendly and by the way, its not only crocodiles, there is also tons of animals in here so its like a zoo
I've also seen this crocodile when my school done some field trips all over the city during my 3rd grade. He is pretty huge especially in person. I also seen him being fed with chicken. I don't know if "Crocolandia" still existing up until this time, do you?
He’s definitely big alright, but I think I saw bigger when my parents and I went to an Alligator Park in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Big ugly sucker, and tough as nails too - he’d lost a foot in a fight yet still remained top croc in the swamp
That did sound like Cebuano to me so i figured Cebu. He's certainly not the biggest but he is BIG. I remember in Palawan they had the skin from the largest crocodile "ever" up on the wall. I don't know if it was truly the largest record but it must have been at least for the philippines. I wish i could have seen that one alive in person!
That crocodile looks heavily over weight he cant even get out the water right and his area is low key small idk if it's just me but they need to get him a 5 star home or sum he to bigggg
prestons dragon0789, “despite how big it is, as long as he keeps feeding it, it doesn’t need to hunt.” The only thing, that thing needs to do is sustain its living, eating, shitting, and growing🐊 habit, “That’s all!!!!”
Us: ehhh naw im good RUclips:..............EHhhhHhhhHhH ima put in your recommended for 12 years if u change ur mind :) Us:...................................youtube why are u like this ?
That guy deserves to at least live in a Olympic size swimming pool of a pond! Sad he was probably very unhappy living in that proximity, he deserved way better to live for people's enjoyment.
This is impressive, but I've genuinely seen bigger than this at a crocodile zoo in Thailand. I cant really describe how big they were other than that they looked like they were out of a science fiction movie. Terrifying yet amazing.
This guy wasnt even the largest in the country. That title belongs to Lolong and he died years ago. Actually documented to be the largest crocodile in the world (in captivity) btw.
This was 10 years ago, when they haven't caught Lolong from the Agusan Marsh yet. But man, Lapu Lapu is already massive beside humans, then Lolong must be a dinosaur.
Believe me, when you're in the line of work of feeding Crocs, the first thing on your mind when it charges is to run. Besides that, the bloke is too huge to even catch up with the guy.
@@JimVaught-qm6gf The croc got sick and died long before you commented this. It didn't eat him. Crocs aren't stupid, they'd much rather have infinite free food for life than have one big meal and get shot in the head for it.
Well actually it depends. When the croc habitat wasn't disturbed by humans and that croc is on the top of the food chain on its area maybe it'll grow huge.
Now that is the biggest crocodile I had ever seen, for sure. I watch a lot of national geographic, Discovery channel, animal planet and even the BBC wildlife shows and never seen a crocodile that big on their shows at all.
They're speaking bisaya, a language commonly used in the southern part of the Philippines, and they're saying lots of goofy things like "is the chicken alive?" lmao.
Honestly was really worried that the people that follow me around don’t actually like me but i showed them this video and they said I was actually pretty chill 👍
So nobody's gonna talk about how well he was hiding there that no one would ever doubt that a dinasour is inside Edit - Getting close to my personal Record..... Edit 2 - Here we are at my Personal Record (666)
Gotta say, not the smartest croc on the planet... there's a 2 pound stale chicken and there's a 200 pound fresh man standing in front of it, and what does it choose to chase for dinner.
Question who in the hell is going to move him? Whatever country that is doesn't seem like they have the proper equipment to even have a fair shot of getting it done
This Croc has been at his grandma's house for way too long.
You know his grandma was like “have some more baby”
Grandma make more cookies this week
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Lmaoooo
Lmaoooo
Crocodile: Thanks for the appetizer.. *Now for the meal*
Man: Wait what-
This deserves more likes
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That Croc would f him up mate
why do you think they stopped recording after that ?
"need a little bit of salt"
“My dog doesn’t bite!”
The dog:
Facts
weird looking ass dog
nom nom nom
😂😂
Same lame ass joke🤣I seen this on every animal vid
It's insane how something that big can hide so easily, and so close
....when in the water, would stand out in a parking lot
And I imagine it can move pretty fast for its size, both on water and on land
@@apersoniguess_Not on Land Lol 😆
Especially this size 🥴
The bumps on their backs make it so the water doesn't ripple when they move under the surface
Not if surrounded by croc-camouflaged cars
The Crocodile is like: Hnngghh, c’mon legs, don’t fail me now
1:35
😂😂😂
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U just made it cuteee
@Kurogane -sensei It actually isn't, but I think I know what you're talking about
is it when Miss Simian or Priniciple Brown jumps out of a window and say something like my comment?
@@mrdinkymavius9607 Yeah lol 😂
Thats the most dramatic lazy beast ive ever seen, he had to lure it with food to get outta the water and he acted like he was getting outta bed on a Monday
How fast are you gonna move out of bed when you're 70 years old and wiegh 2300 pounds
@@BBBYpsi by the sluggish movements, I’m guessing this was recorded around winter, so he’s probably exhausted just coming out of the water
@Nearly Solvent but very much stress if you’re a student like me
@@Fridaynightmeowing we don’t have winter in the Philippines lmao
Call it dramatic and lazy when it’s eating you alive.
"Hey mom ill be back in a minute, just feeding the lizard in our backyard"
The lizard in our backyard:
florida morning
Bitch memers .. haha
Just a normal day in florida
Reptile
Who is got this recommended 13 years later ?
Yep. Just now... 😂
Mee😂😂
Me too
heiii
Yepp
"Oh he ain't that big"
"Wait a minute"
"HOL UP-"
You Kay dude? Your PFP seems thirsty
hol up in yo pants
Sauce on pfp my guy
That pfp tho
Could some gentleman provide the sauce for the profile picture of this gentleman right there
1:40
Croc: “Hold on lemme get this dirt off my hand real quick”
Underrated comment 😂😂
Why did this make me think that that monster was cute? Cause it’s not..
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Lmao
Wtf lol😂
That's no crocodile. That's a dinosaur
hm, thats so bad it’s kinda decent
Get a life pls
Hello as always
Make a tutorial video about how to comment on videos like a pro
how the fuck do I see you every video
So…they grew a dinosaur?
I would say so
But it died because Filipinos are uneducated on how to take care this kind of wild animals.
It's a purrusaurus (search it up)
@@Fazbearingtonthe3rd That's extinct lol
@@Fazbearingtonthe3rd Dinosaur!
1:40 he squished his on toe and shakes it off
Ha! Cute
Bruh thanks for that😂
😅😅
Awwwwww
That made my day lol
I saw the head poking out and thought “Nah this is clickbait that things tiny.”
Then it got out
Submarines, lol
Lolong is bigger than Lapu Lapu, so this guy comes second/third to the biggest crocodiles captured in the Philippines Dx
Vladthe Grim why does every crocs that are so big are in the Philippines I mean if y'all don't know Lolong comes from the Philippines this one is also from the Philippine btw kamusta hahaha pinoy din ako
@@soldierguy5638 kamusta din
@@soldierguy5638 because crocs in the philippines eat humans which are nutritious..
Seeing how there a bunch of new comments this has been recommended to a lot of people on RUclips haha
Yup
Obviously, what’s so funny
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I've went to his enclosure back in 2020, he's still big and healthy. He's the Place's prized crocodile, their biggest and get gets lot of food, 3 feedings
Think that why he is so fat. Crocodile's seem to eat all the food they get thrown at them, while they don't need that much food since they are cold blooded. Heard they only need to eat 1/10 of what a lion eats.
three little chickens a day isn't a lot.
@@ScratchyBawsIt’s actually a lot for a crocodile. Maybe even too much considering how slow their metabolism is. You gotta remember that these animals can go months without a meal and be fine. Large crocs have even been recorded surviving multiple YEARS without eating. They do this by essentially shutting down their bodies and sustaining themselves off their fat to try and conserve energy which in turn slows down their already slow metabolism allowing them to survive through the harshest of times.
Bro how is he still alive, soon the infarctus
I went to a reptile park in east Africa in many decades ago. The Nile croc had earned 14 rabbits by 2 in the arvo.
This is weirdly cinematic. Enough time passes where you get a LITTLE bored and any idea you had about how big the croc might be fades. Then the beast emerges.
@Bigcock Loadsofmoney that's why it has 97 likes and your own has 1...probably upvoted by yourself no doubt.
Fucking tool.
EnigmaticParadox stay out of my head 😂
Absolutely
i agree that loadsofmoney is a fucking tool...lol.
@Bigcock Loadsofmoney I think he said that cause it almost sounds like the OP thinks this was strategically staged when its just an idiot guy dangling a chicken in front of 19ft croc
Uh, how about we rename this guy Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson
Badum tch!
DJ is small compared to Charles Barkely and Shaquille Oneal.
uslsuspect, Shit! You Mean More Like “Andre The Fucking Crocodile Giant!!!” Because “That Thing is Huge!!!” And you can tell while he was feeding it that the crocodile was hoping that he would Get Close Enough to him, so he can Lunge At him, and Eat His Ass Up!
Lapu lapu is a local hero in the philippines he killed ferdinand magellan
Lapulapu, also known as Lapu-Lapu, Si Lapulapu, Salip Pulaka, Cali Pulaco, and Lapulapu Dimantag, was a ruler of Mactan in the Visayas. Modern Philippine society regards him as the first Filipino hero because he was the first native to resist imperial Spanish colonization. the video was from philipines. Thats why they called the crocodile lapu lapu. You can search too.
The fact that crocs and gators can stand perfectly still like statues, and then suddenly strike with such amazing speed makes them so terrifying
I dont think that applies to this particular crocodile though lol
@@prosimian XD
He do be a little chunky
Sounds like my wife......
No. It's the huge mouth full of teeth. If a Golden retriever does that it's hilarious.
1:25 don't waste time, time is precious.
Apreciate it my boy
Thanks bro but my youtube does that already for some reason
1:40 the croc waving 👋😂
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Underrated comment😂😂😂
he said “hey friends”
He said: not now I'm busy
cute 😭❤
This is clickbait. Where's the crocodile? I'm only seeing a dinosaur eating a chicken
EDIT: A lot of ppl arguing about birds are dinosaurs, FIRST of all, I know that and that's right, and the only reason why I said that crocodile is a dinosaur is because of it's size. It's just a simple joke
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@@sweettea3879 thanks pal
crocodillians actually lived alongside dinosaurs they arnt decended from them
Croc eating a dinosaur (birds descended from dinosaurs)
orphidian11 thank you, this is far more accurate. Birds are avian dinosaurs
*footage of my mom bribing me with food to get out of bed*
Does your mum run like hell and bolt the door behind her as soon as you take the bait?
@ mine does
Meee xD
@ well if you look at my face when I just wake up, then yeah
I can see now why you look so fat
For anyone wondering, this crocodile is from Philippines Cebu, Crocolandia(seen in description). I went to this place and as far as I can tell, this croc is one largest laziest crocodile I've ever seen but It's friendly and by the way, its not only crocodiles, there is also tons of animals in here so its like a zoo
I've also seen this crocodile when my school done some field trips all over the city during my 3rd grade. He is pretty huge especially in person. I also seen him being fed with chicken. I don't know if "Crocolandia" still existing up until this time, do you?
Its also why it got that name which is named after the historical local hero
He’s definitely big alright, but I think I saw bigger when my parents and I went to an Alligator Park in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Big ugly sucker, and tough as nails too - he’d lost a foot in a fight yet still remained top croc in the swamp
@@couragraceous5464that chicken must be fearless to feed that croc 😂
That did sound like Cebuano to me so i figured Cebu. He's certainly not the biggest but he is BIG. I remember in Palawan they had the skin from the largest crocodile "ever" up on the wall. I don't know if it was truly the largest record but it must have been at least for the philippines. I wish i could have seen that one alive in person!
Crocodile: call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner.
@Ann P ironically you're the one who sounds like her.
Don't worry about that. With you being on my new boots you ain't never going to be late for dinner.
Lol
LMAO
I was trying to listen to a record
Can’t believe that pond was hiding a giant ass croc.
I can… that water was so disgustingly dirty it has zero visibility
Man your like😏
It looks like an alligator 🐊 to me: 1:54.
i'll take 420th
ikr😭, I'll never go anywhere near water again
*9 years ago lol i have had this recommended 2-3 times already* 😅😅
Nice
Nice
:O I Luv ur videos Ur amazing :D
Whatsup
littledick nigga your name describes you perfectly
The suspense, the climax and the reveal, a cinematic masterpiece
That crocodile looks heavily over weight he cant even get out the water right and his area is low key small idk if it's just me but they need to get him a 5 star home or sum he to bigggg
As far as I know , she(?)'s already dead. Sadly. I think it's because of a disease.
She did look like it was hard for her to move.
@erikcarrillo33 I'm not sure , but luckily her bones are preserved and displayed in a museum , u could still see how big she was .
DeAndre K nah she was jus a little bitch
And the amount of string he eats for every meal.
Imagine if you're trying to have lunch and everyone else keeps screaming in your eardrums.
Did u see him complaining?
stop being racist you ignorant fk
Imagine thinking that a crocodile gives a crap about the people screaming.
@@justno984 ?
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Me: "Aw cmon it cannot be that big"
*Sees it coming out of the water*
Me: 😲
It's been 30 seconds and now I can't wait
😁😁😁
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He really gonna lay off those doughnuts 😂
That's not a particularly bug croc
tell me I'm not the only one that read this wrong-
Imagine going fishing in a 5 meter boat and all of a sudden a 6 meter carnivorous dinosaur shows up next to you...
1:21 “I like em big, I like em chunky”
Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.
Same ;-;
Which one? The croc or the chicken? Or both?
Looks like motomoto likes you!
Looks like croco-croco likes you.
**every parent in the crowd to their children**
*"if you don't behave and be a good little kid then you will get fed to LAPU LAPU"*
If you don't behave, you would be visited by Lapu Lapu
I just really wanted to say that,we both have the same surname
@@H.aru.K and what an excellent last name you have😊👍🙏
@@DrLuke49 Btw what's your nationality?
@@H.aru.K chances are the same as yours
I guess these guys do not know the croc will react MUCH FASTER if he slaps the water. He's dipping the chicken like a tea bag...
Trueeeee
😰☠🚔🚒🚑BUHWHAHA!!
teabag a croc no thanks
Robert Hardy maybe he is scared.
Robert Hardy he doesn't want the croc to eat it in the water, which is why he dips it, so he can temp it to come on shore
My mother in law comes out of the guest bedroom looking like that, when the oven timer alerts the food is ready.
Crocs never actually stop growing, they usually die when they get that big because they become to big to hunt and sustain them self's.
@S. de Bruijn Shaved P*ssy is the best P*ssy 😍
@@rahullkumarr-u9b bro..wtf?
prestons dragon0789, “despite how big it is, as long as he keeps feeding it, it doesn’t need to hunt.” The only thing, that thing needs to do is sustain its living, eating, shitting, and growing🐊 habit, “That’s all!!!!”
@@markangelo3638 don't mind him, he's Indian
W.R. Mims Jr. lmaoooo😂😂😂😂
That looks like a crocodile that was purely fed by McDonald's...
Yeah he do look a bit overweight
No weightshaming please. That croc is already very shy.
@@paysmenot2624bruh
@@suly6654 "fatshaming" it's a crocodile ffs. People are so soft nowadays
@@suly6654 😂
Now this man has some balls.
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity ? ... Paying 30 euro to ride a donkey while on vacation in Greece.
@@contrabandboy5839 ma lol 😂
@Schwanzus Longus half quote in far cry half jk
I like the buildup lol
Crocodile fat as hell it wouldn’t be able to run he barely got out of the water
1:41 hes waving them off 😂
“Alr alr im not that big”
RUclips after another nine years: Have you seen Lapu Lapu?
Us: No.
RUclips: Would you like to?
🤭
😂😂😂😂
His name is Lolong not Lapu Lapu!
@@kimbalicao1817 it is? Didn't know that; the title implied it was Lapu Lapu
Us: ehhh naw im good
RUclips:..............EHhhhHhhhHhH ima put in your recommended for 12 years if u change ur mind :)
Us:...................................youtube why are u like this ?
Croc: I need to do this slow to get a reaction out of them
People: Starts getting exited
Croc: *starts crying tears of joy*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Crocodile tears 😜
it could ignore the chicken and chase the man to eat him.
Too much effort.
Ye
or maybe its trained? lmao, they wouldnt just come up to him like that to give him food
Don’t bite the hand that feed you 😂
@Twist Reject it's true
This cured my gang stalking
Initially, we all thought it would be a minuscule lizard. But, for once, the title wasnt an exaggeration
Anyone else imagine Steve going "bloody hell! Look at this beautiful boy!"
RIP
I read that in his voice 😁
Priceless and so true. I also heard his voice.
And then immediately fucking with the poor animal.
' I am not a big fat crocodile , I am the big fat crocodile
SHASHANK RAO skadoosh
emphasis on FAT
"Y-Your bluffing!"
why tf this get recommended to me after 13 years? My RUclips unlocked the nostalgia option without me knowing
One day it’ll decide to take the big piece of meat.
MikeISSAGoat Duh it died a very long time ago
@@VHSdigitalarchives really?
@@gaetanjodeau647 yes. Look it up.
My penis?
Micro Penis I think he said “big.”
LAPULAPU: *IM THE BIGGEST CROC AROUND*
LOLONG: *hold my beer*
Puss in Jordans legends never die!
Rip lolong
Puss in Jordans 9
Puss in Jordans Lapu-Lapu: IM THE BIGGEST!!
Sarcosuchos: YEET, YOU WERE WRONG!
Wait.. is this Japanese?
That guy deserves to at least live in a Olympic size swimming pool of a pond! Sad he was probably very unhappy living in that proximity, he deserved way better to live for people's enjoyment.
You plz help him to rehabilitate
Yes he did
SalmonBoa420 that's probably gonna cost well over the park or ranges expense
Shut up
That crocodile could be set free and it would not need food for 12 months it's so overweight, seriously. ......
The wait was totally worth it. It was BIGGGG.
Holy sh*t!!!
That ain't no croc that is Sarcosuchus
May sons of Spino
Wtf soy sub jajajaj
I was gonna comment that too
Ay bro i watch ur Ark battles
ChubbyDino you are right haha
Well, I expected big and was prepared to be dissapointed, safe to say I was NOT. Wow...
Me: It’s 2am and I couldn’t sleep
RUclips: how about a video of a dinosaur shot 9 years ago
how original
02:29am
3 am
3:45am high as a fucking kite 🪁
246 am and im watching but that is no where near the biggest ever. The Usa sent military to kill Gustafo didn't they? Or tried.
This is impressive, but I've genuinely seen bigger than this at a crocodile zoo in Thailand. I cant really describe how big they were other than that they looked like they were out of a science fiction movie. Terrifying yet amazing.
Cap
This guy wasnt even the largest in the country. That title belongs to Lolong and he died years ago. Actually documented to be the largest crocodile in the world (in captivity) btw.
This was 10 years ago, when they haven't caught Lolong from the Agusan Marsh yet. But man, Lapu Lapu is already massive beside humans, then Lolong must be a dinosaur.
lolong??
@@phillipchoate550 a giant beast...but he's dead i think...cause of captivity. Gustave the pro human-hunter is the real monster !
@@hologram4763 u all really love gustave huh
@@hologram4763 yes lolong dead ready I think in 2013
@@hologram4763 Gustave might be smaller than lolong and lapu lapu
Excise me sir, there’s something wrong with your lizard.
Haha 😂
Ain't in the lizard family
William Jordan r/whoosh
that's a jelly fish you uncultured swine
Pretty sure it's a fat frog...
At first I was like "he isn't that big." But he just kept coming 😉
That’s what she said too 😁😁😂
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h o l- u p
What a sleepy old fella: "You damn kids! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!"🤣🤣
Nobody:
My recommended: Big ass crocodile
Very funny and original, you should be a comedian
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That is a tiny space for such a giant; and by the way be careful, he might already have his eyes on a bigger meal.
Believe me, when you're in the line of work of feeding Crocs, the first thing on your mind when it charges is to run. Besides that, the bloke is too huge to even catch up with the guy.
@@notorious4160 nah man crocodiles are fast
Would you like to supersize that meal, Mr. Croc?
Alligators and crocodiles don’t chase prey on land since they aren’t built for running.
That guy needs a longer feeding stick. Maybe we go straight to the way they fed the Mosasaurus in Jurrasic world.
Nice one
@@tahrirnasrul7347 *bows* Thanks, I try to be amusing when possible. Makes life much more fun, at least for me lol
Welcome
Yeah he’s gettin ate one of these days
@@JimVaught-qm6gf The croc got sick and died long before you commented this. It didn't eat him. Crocs aren't stupid, they'd much rather have infinite free food for life than have one big meal and get shot in the head for it.
When you realize that these were the tiny version of the guys who devoured dinosaurs
King K. Rool looks different than I remember.
It's probably the hat
No wonder he has super armor on everything
*Gangplank Galleon plays*
ritsu lewds
I guess he is S tier now
RUclips: let's recommend this video after 9 years😂
Everything is good, but nobody notices the way the water looks. It doesn't look good.
Come on, that sort of comment is getting pretty old....
@L T 😂😂😂
😂😂
Lol 😂
Imagine how many giant crocodiles are hiding in the deep forests of the Philippines
PPL thing Philippines are more supreme and unique than any country
Get me wrong.
Well actually it depends. When the croc habitat wasn't disturbed by humans and that croc is on the top of the food chain on its area maybe it'll grow huge.
@@8bitPotatoPC-544 bigger than human.
And in Burma.
@@ingurlund9657 oh neat.
Now that is the biggest crocodile I had ever seen, for sure.
I watch a lot of national geographic, Discovery channel, animal planet and even the BBC wildlife shows and never seen a crocodile that big on their shows at all.
What breed of dog is this?
“is this a cat in a hat”
The breed called Polaris.
Chihuahua 👍
A snapper
That's a poodle
1:23 : me coming out of quarantine
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Gang plank galleon intensifies
Cheers mate
Thank you bro
Thanks bro
Thanks bro. I dont get it why dont people cut useless part of the vids out
They're speaking bisaya, a language commonly used in the southern part of the Philippines, and they're saying lots of goofy things like "is the chicken alive?" lmao.
Life’s about perspective. Imagine if that alligator thought the chicken was holding that human on a pole
As for your perspective tagging it as an alligator even though it explicitly says in the title crocodile and it indeed looks like a crocodile aha 😅
L T, C. You seem like a nice person
ToolforOffice thank you :)
It's a crocodile, not an alligator. Lol
Thats not an aligator
Crocs having too much KFC
haahaahaahaa,,,,U r so funny,,,
wait crocs like fried chicken!!!
Xuciha {BXSE} They have grilled too. lol!
Ohio fried chicken b****, if you get the reference from JAKE PAUL.
Jay lmao...good one
“I don’t know what you’ve been feeding him but he is too damn big”
Chris Tucker😤🤣😭
Rush Hour 3 🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure that crocodile is strong enough to face to face with hippos
@@freddiereagan6705 all crocs can handle a hippo
@@sornn7833 no they can't
Honestly was really worried that the people that follow me around don’t actually like me but i showed them this video and they said I was actually pretty chill 👍
Hi
Thief: breaks into house
Crocodile: looks on thief
Thief: UNDERSTANDABLE have a great day
that croc is slow and the thief can outrun it easily
wtf that croc is slow even a turtle can go faster than him, thiefs would have all the time to rob something looooo
1:20 The Croco finally showing up
And it was worth the wait!
Croc is like, "I see better food that ain't this chicken."
lol that croc can easily eat that man whole tbh
@@liewcheanvin6012 Yeah. crocs are terrifying. My friends are like, "just snap it's jaws shut if one attacks it can't do anything." They dumb Af
@@tacostastegreat5557 😂😂lmao
The little girl saying CrowCoaDial at 0:06 😍
1:15 it starts goin up
Edward S lol Thxs
Edward S thanks CVNT
Edward S that what she's said...
Thanks
Thank you
So nobody's gonna talk about how well he was hiding there that no one would ever doubt that a dinasour is inside
Edit - Getting close to my personal Record.....
Edit 2 - Here we are at my Personal Record (666)
The water so calm like nothing inside
He was proly asleep until he smelled the chicken
@@zolos7179 dont ever think calm water doesnt have cocodile on it.
Not concidering what this was filmed with..
Lapu-lapu, biggest crocodile ever.
Lolong: "Hold my chicken."
Lolong speaks from beyond the grave.
I read in an article, Lapu-Lapu is "only" 4,50 m long an Lolong was 6,17 m long.
@@mr.hierkonnteihrewerbungst8555 not longest but biggest
Who the fuck is lolong?
@@justrandomguy694 lolong is the biggest crocodile in the philippines I dunno If its the biggest crocodile ever recorded
Gotta say, not the smartest croc on the planet... there's a 2 pound stale chicken and there's a 200 pound fresh man standing in front of it, and what does it choose to chase for dinner.
😆my thoughts exactly
Croc are intelligent he knows man feeds him routine meals daily.
croc appears at 1:09
thanks
I knew this would be the first comment! thanks
dooivid thanks
u r a legend
thanks bro
me:"Theres no way it's that big what's the big dea-"
Crocodile- "well hello there"
Imagine you accidentally jumped on the wrong pool 😂
Danquiel Plaza OMG!!! 😱
Ya I hate when I’m at a reptile park and there’s 2 pools 1 with crocs and one without and you don’t know which one is which
You wouldn't be jumping out again!
Pace walk away from it
One pool with sarcosuchas or worse one with none lol guess whick one is which lol
Never thought I would see a crocodile having obesity problem
The Croc in a tired manner, "Wh-.....what is- Oh, it's- OH! YEAH CHICKEN!"
croc: gets out of the water
people: *getting loud * *surprised *
me: ..chonky
The croc got cake yo
Mom i wanna watch the Jurassic world scene of the big whale Dino eating
Mom: we have Jurassic world at home
Jurassic world at home:
Id much rather see this in person than a movie
Not a comedy
@@sriakash4118 it is for others stop being a karen
Uhhh if u have that at home then I wouldn't really argue with her
Big whale Dino has name it’s mausasaurus
I’m a targeted individual and my gangstalkers sent me here
Fuh dem heauxs
Croc waves at 1:40 lol
daboss258 hahhahahwha
daboss258 lmao
Lmao
Hahahaahahhahahahahhaha xD
daboss258 lol
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He big as hecc
I'm not gonna lie. But that croc be looking extra *THICC*
Mr. Shawn DANM BOY HE DO BE T H I C C
Who's a thicc boi
1:40 his hand is like "psshhh be quiet you gonna scare away my meal"
thats kinda cute
Nice to see him getting work after his gig in Resident Evil 2.
I went from "it does not look so big" to "Holy Sh*t, that's a big ass croco" quickly, props to the absolute mad man that feeds it.
Don't use Holy word like that
@@muhammaduzairkhan9952Dont use “Holy” like that
It's just a T H I C C crocodile..
its c h u n k™
T H I C C ole C R O C C
There is a problem with obesity in crocodiles. They need to go vegan
Zoophilia
Killer Queen faxxxxxxxxxx
That's not a place for such a big crocodile :/
Yeah I agree, it should be in a much bigger environment, one such as Hell.
I agree! That space is ridiculous.
In my thoughts croc looks a bit over weight. Then again I don't know alot about crocs
Question who in the hell is going to move him? Whatever country that is doesn't seem like they have the proper equipment to even have a fair shot of getting it done
@@prestonwood4333 leave it to china, they'll it the croc.
I wasn't expecting the size of that thing. Wow, that was huge.