gorgug bulks up

Ice Feast juices up Gorgug
Or cowgirls getting the blues
Fantasy High: Junior Year, Season 3, Dimension 20, Dropout
Episode 19
Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ally Beardsley, Lou Wilson, Emily Axford, Brian Murphy, Siobhan Thompson, Zac Oyama
Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, Critical Role

[@annaflaherty3771]

the "loser says what" bit is so funny because it fully puts it into perspective that the bad kids are literally 17-18 year olds who are verbally and physically mopping the floor with their forty-five year old teacher

[@Theology.101]

Honestly I think they’ve hit Porter like… twice. They’re wiping the floor with the Rat Grinders but he’s downing a PC per combat turn

[@jalenhill7598]

@@Theology.101 I've learned to not get anxiety from these high level combats, but man if it's not rough seeing these guys lose 30-50 HP in reactions throughout ONE round of combat

[@Theology.101]

@@jalenhill7598 yeah dnd is balanced around Monsters having High Hp High Lethality, while PCs are High Lethality low HP. The game is balanced around them getting hurt, maybe even dropping to zero, and then getting right back up.
The Rat Grinders aren’t allowed to roll Death Saves. They hit 0, they’re dead. If they played by PC rules the Rat Grinders are a hugely serious threat but the fact that they’re NPPCs fighting with a Monster Stat Block means they’re going down like its nothing
Cause even though porter can knock out even gorgug, he’s not doing *that* much more damage then a Pc

[@jalenhill7598]

@@Theology.101 Yeah I've never played Dnd, so this is very helpful. I never understood the mechanics of the gameplay, so I view it from like a anime/superhero battle standpoint, but this makes a lot more sense. When Porter had Gorgug in his hand I did get worried for him for real, because of the Infinity War parallels and the fact that he was already downed.

[@MommyKhaos]

​@@Theology.101 canonically the Rat Grinders essentially have all gear and no game. The bad kids have good gear and god-tier game. Like, how tf are you supposed to react when a guy says he's gonna fuck someone on the rug he'll make out of your skin?

[@nickwalls2880]

the cowgirls line fucking broke me and it happened like 10 minutes in.

[@spinycreature]

I just wish it hadn’t been explained, I was fully willing to accept that this is how Gorgug responds to romance now

[@AfterTheApocalypse26]

I had basically the same reaction as Murph

[@Glaycier]

I saw a comment saying it and I didn’t expect Zac to be the one saying it which is what got me (I thought Emily would have said it) and then Murph’s reaction fucking sent me.

[@Velmakinz]

The “I’m a wizard” and “rise and grind” ABSOLUTELY KILLLED ME 😂

[@AngelusX92]

Zac Murph and ally have been on something else this season

[@bluebawls]

Love it

[@theblaze5530]

They leveled up irl

[@Iyannah15]

This episode was peak example of Teenangers (with too much responsibility) being teenagers, the “loser say ‘what’” bit, the push-ups, the jumping into lava just for a reaction, and suddenly singing happy birthday to Fabian IS SOOOO teen -A current Sophomore in highschool

[@menderbug1]

"Teenanger" was probably a typo but it's highly fitting

[@vtgist]

I absolutely related that whole exchange to Tommy Shriggly

[@heresjohnnyarchive2689]

YES SAME IMMEDIATELY

[@zeybarur]

K2 has all of Kristen's abilities, including Gandalf-the-White-ing herself to a resurrection power up

[@Spiritoftherain]

Gorgug and Unit, wow. My man moved on from Squeem so fast... 😩

[@kirbyhasagun9261]

i absolutely love how of the options presented, bringing k2 back was objectively the worst strategically. like if they needed a healer they couldve gotten tracker or something from allies but instead ally chose the funniest option and i respect that

[@RConnickJr]

I actually think K2 has an advantage over Allies, in that they know K2 hasn't been affected by rage crystals/rage/energy/whatever the bad guys have going on. I suspect that if they'd brought in more actual allies from Elmville, Porter would be able to magically turn them at some point.

[@elizabethlockhart2103]

Ally took SO LONG to say what Ice Feast does and it kills me every time.

[@genuineinterest]

Everyone talking about bi Gorgug reveal as though a) Gorgug hasn't BEEN bi, what with kissing Ragh AND his thing with Squeem, and b) Unit is nec confirmed to be a boy. Isn't she a cowgirl with the blues

[@matthewhays9410]

i think Unit has only been referred to with he/him pronouns, but a boy can be a cowgirl if he wants yeehaw

[@aaaarrmehearties]

unit does drag confirmed

[@lonely1951]

Unit’s pronouns are he/him and his gender is Cowgirl.

[@jupitermoody-mcintyre7353]

"I'm a wizard" fully broke me and I needed to pause the episode the get over it

[@SongForSaturday88]

Murphs laugh/wheeze sent me into the stratosphere

[@NintendoCuckooBird01]

Just the scream. I had to watch that like 2 or 3 times to believe it happened

[@Glaycier]

One of my new favourite Murph noises

[@radicaladz]

Also Lou almost body rolling off his chair in surprise.

[@pandablossom_2659]

when ally said the protein powder thing i was like ah so that’s where it came from (assuming fhjy was filmed before vip)

[@ddubmomo]

Murph's laugh/wheeze reminded me of the "Not to be racist...." Vine

[@witcheslovingwitches]

happy pride to gorgug and unit!!!!!

[@Verylengthyapple]

wasn’t expecting Tommy Shriggly to make a (spiritual) experience

[@MadBoyChes]

The fact that it absolutely broke murph sends me 😂

[@Finn-wc8nq]

2:45 I love the OHHHHH after ally says immune to being stunned 😂

[@MonstersInMyBed]

I had to physically walk away and grab tissues cuz i was crying and my nose was running from the cowgirl bit. I laughed so hard i cleared my freaking sinuses 😂😂😂

[@boocanan330]

INSANE run of Murph Noises here

[@kzatx5350]

Give me a little clap

[@genuineinterest]

The way Murph laughs like he's in pain is beautiful to watch

[@azuraseithr8719]

This was Gorgug's season, for sure.

[@TheAlmightyGoiter]

this episode is probably the hardest i've laughed at a show

[@AbadonXXX]

If unit bulks up it can become an absolute unit

[@codycarney2311]

Just another set of killer one liners from the boy.

[@bananabanana484]

0:53 “No” Ally Beardsley said calmly

[@cryptic_kay]

“Loser says what” absolutely floored me 😂😂😂😂

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Murph's laugh/wheeze is my new favourite Murph noise

[@joelvibert6713]

“i’m on the phone” sends me every single time

[@start-a-riot]

i didn’t expect this to be how bi gorgug became canon

[@mimipeahes5848]

To me he’s been Bi since he kissed Ragh

[@start-a-riot]

@@mimipeahes5848 so real

[@stewartglencrose9023]

This deserves a little clap

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I don't know Unit, I only watch the season through clips, but l appreciate the sounds being like the raspberries blown by the Two Naughty Unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.

[@sofielee4122]

The heroes feast but it gives you a level of exhaustion because it fucking sucks is perhaps the greatest bit ever devised

[@radicaladz]

Truly unhinged.

[@likethecurrency]

zac’s “OHHHHH” just fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@lukenielsen8331]

A1 murph sound here

[@cooperalt7980]

G-UNIT!

[@Nanaten]

"We killed your grandmother!"
Greatest Wizard of All Time, 2024

[@flask223]

Yeah

[@VSastrocompasss]

@.@ completed shock umm lunny