the "loser says what" bit is so funny because it fully puts it into perspective that the bad kids are literally 17-18 year olds who are verbally and physically mopping the floor with their forty-five year old teacher
@@Theology.101 I've learned to not get anxiety from these high level combats, but man if it's not rough seeing these guys lose 30-50 HP in reactions throughout ONE round of combat
@@jalenhill7598 yeah dnd is balanced around Monsters having High Hp High Lethality, while PCs are High Lethality low HP. The game is balanced around them getting hurt, maybe even dropping to zero, and then getting right back up. The Rat Grinders aren’t allowed to roll Death Saves. They hit 0, they’re dead. If they played by PC rules the Rat Grinders are a hugely serious threat but the fact that they’re NPPCs fighting with a Monster Stat Block means they’re going down like its nothing Cause even though porter can knock out even gorgug, he’s not doing *that* much more damage then a Pc
@@Theology.101 Yeah I've never played Dnd, so this is very helpful. I never understood the mechanics of the gameplay, so I view it from like a anime/superhero battle standpoint, but this makes a lot more sense. When Porter had Gorgug in his hand I did get worried for him for real, because of the Infinity War parallels and the fact that he was already downed.
@@Theology.101 canonically the Rat Grinders essentially have all gear and no game. The bad kids have good gear and god-tier game. Like, how tf are you supposed to react when a guy says he's gonna fuck someone on the rug he'll make out of your skin?
I saw a comment saying it and I didn’t expect Zac to be the one saying it which is what got me (I thought Emily would have said it) and then Murph’s reaction fucking sent me.
This episode was peak example of Teenangers (with too much responsibility) being teenagers, the “loser say ‘what’” bit, the push-ups, the jumping into lava just for a reaction, and suddenly singing happy birthday to Fabian IS SOOOO teen -A current Sophomore in highschool
@@doingthestrand Everyone saying "no I don't think I want some" as Ally searches for a d12 for 45 minutes. Then "immune to the single most debilitating status effect in the entire game" and everyone goes "OHHHHHHHHH"
i absolutely love how of the options presented, bringing k2 back was objectively the worst strategically. like if they needed a healer they couldve gotten tracker or something from allies but instead ally chose the funniest option and i respect that
I actually think K2 has an advantage over Allies, in that they know K2 hasn't been affected by rage crystals/rage/energy/whatever the bad guys have going on. I suspect that if they'd brought in more actual allies from Elmville, Porter would be able to magically turn them at some point.
I had to physically walk away and grab tissues cuz i was crying and my nose was running from the cowgirl bit. I laughed so hard i cleared my freaking sinuses 😂😂😂
Everyone talking about bi Gorgug reveal as though a) Gorgug hasn't BEEN bi, what with kissing Ragh AND his thing with Squeem, and b) Unit is nec confirmed to be a boy. Isn't she a cowgirl with the blues
I don't know Unit, I only watch the season through clips, but l appreciate the sounds being like the raspberries blown by the Two Naughty Unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.
the "loser says what" bit is so funny because it fully puts it into perspective that the bad kids are literally 17-18 year olds who are verbally and physically mopping the floor with their forty-five year old teacher
Honestly I think they’ve hit Porter like… twice. They’re wiping the floor with the Rat Grinders but he’s downing a PC per combat turn
@@Theology.101 I've learned to not get anxiety from these high level combats, but man if it's not rough seeing these guys lose 30-50 HP in reactions throughout ONE round of combat
@@jalenhill7598 yeah dnd is balanced around Monsters having High Hp High Lethality, while PCs are High Lethality low HP. The game is balanced around them getting hurt, maybe even dropping to zero, and then getting right back up.
The Rat Grinders aren’t allowed to roll Death Saves. They hit 0, they’re dead. If they played by PC rules the Rat Grinders are a hugely serious threat but the fact that they’re NPPCs fighting with a Monster Stat Block means they’re going down like its nothing
Cause even though porter can knock out even gorgug, he’s not doing *that* much more damage then a Pc
@@Theology.101 Yeah I've never played Dnd, so this is very helpful. I never understood the mechanics of the gameplay, so I view it from like a anime/superhero battle standpoint, but this makes a lot more sense. When Porter had Gorgug in his hand I did get worried for him for real, because of the Infinity War parallels and the fact that he was already downed.
@@Theology.101 canonically the Rat Grinders essentially have all gear and no game. The bad kids have good gear and god-tier game. Like, how tf are you supposed to react when a guy says he's gonna fuck someone on the rug he'll make out of your skin?
the cowgirls line fucking broke me and it happened like 10 minutes in.
I just wish it hadn’t been explained, I was fully willing to accept that this is how Gorgug responds to romance now
I had basically the same reaction as Murph
I saw a comment saying it and I didn’t expect Zac to be the one saying it which is what got me (I thought Emily would have said it) and then Murph’s reaction fucking sent me.
The “I’m a wizard” and “rise and grind” ABSOLUTELY KILLLED ME 😂
I'm a wizard is a pretty good explainer to any. The Aguefort aproach.
Zac Murph and ally have been on something else this season
Love it
They leveled up irl
K2 has all of Kristen's abilities, including Gandalf-the-White-ing herself to a resurrection power up
This episode was peak example of Teenangers (with too much responsibility) being teenagers, the “loser say ‘what’” bit, the push-ups, the jumping into lava just for a reaction, and suddenly singing happy birthday to Fabian IS SOOOO teen -A current Sophomore in highschool
"Teenanger" was probably a typo but it's highly fitting
Ally took SO LONG to say what Ice Feast does and it kills me every time.
collectively “ohhhhhhhhhhhh…”
@@doingthestrand Everyone saying "no I don't think I want some" as Ally searches for a d12 for 45 minutes. Then "immune to the single most debilitating status effect in the entire game" and everyone goes "OHHHHHHHHH"
I absolutely related that whole exchange to Tommy Shriggly
YES SAME IMMEDIATELY
C'monnnn everybody little clap!
"I'm a wizard" fully broke me and I needed to pause the episode the get over it
Gorgug and Unit, wow. My man moved on from Squeem so fast... 😩
i absolutely love how of the options presented, bringing k2 back was objectively the worst strategically. like if they needed a healer they couldve gotten tracker or something from allies but instead ally chose the funniest option and i respect that
I actually think K2 has an advantage over Allies, in that they know K2 hasn't been affected by rage crystals/rage/energy/whatever the bad guys have going on. I suspect that if they'd brought in more actual allies from Elmville, Porter would be able to magically turn them at some point.
2:45 I love the OHHHHH after ally says immune to being stunned 😂
wasn’t expecting Tommy Shriggly to make a (spiritual) experience
Murphs laugh/wheeze sent me into the stratosphere
Just the scream. I had to watch that like 2 or 3 times to believe it happened
One of my new favourite Murph noises
Also Lou almost body rolling off his chair in surprise.
INSANE run of Murph Noises here
Murph's laugh/wheeze reminded me of the "Not to be racist...." Vine
happy pride to gorgug and unit!!!!!
when ally said the protein powder thing i was like ah so that’s where it came from (assuming fhjy was filmed before vip)
The fact that it absolutely broke murph sends me 😂
0:53 “No” Ally Beardsley said calmly
The way Murph laughs like he's in pain is beautiful to watch
The heroes feast but it gives you a level of exhaustion because it fucking sucks is perhaps the greatest bit ever devised
If unit bulks up it can become an absolute unit
I had to physically walk away and grab tissues cuz i was crying and my nose was running from the cowgirl bit. I laughed so hard i cleared my freaking sinuses 😂😂😂
This was Gorgug's season, for sure.
Give me a little clap
Everyone talking about bi Gorgug reveal as though a) Gorgug hasn't BEEN bi, what with kissing Ragh AND his thing with Squeem, and b) Unit is nec confirmed to be a boy. Isn't she a cowgirl with the blues
i think Unit has only been referred to with he/him pronouns, but a boy can be a cowgirl if he wants yeehaw
unit does drag confirmed
Yall are just weird.
Gorgug also got kissed by drunk Kristen (lesbian) and Zelda's dad before he kissed the girl he had a crush on. Gorgug (and Zach) is just a kiss magnet
this episode is probably the hardest i've laughed at a show
“i’m on the phone” sends me every single time
i didn’t expect this to be how bi gorgug became canon
To me he’s been Bi since he kissed Ragh
@@mimipeahes5848 so real
This deserves a little clap
Just another set of killer one liners from the boy.
“Loser says what” absolutely floored me 😂😂😂😂
Murph's laugh/wheeze is my new favourite Murph noise
"Your grandmother's dead!"
Greatest Wizard of All Time, 2024
Truly unhinged.
I don't know Unit, I only watch the season through clips, but l appreciate the sounds being like the raspberries blown by the Two Naughty Unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who made the comparison!
zac’s “OHHHHH” just fucking killed me 😂😂😂
G-UNIT!
A1 murph sound here
Yeah
@.@ completed shock umm lunny