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  • @GasStationEncounters
    @GasStationEncounters  5 месяцев назад +444

    Hopsin & DAX - You Should’ve Known Parody Lyrics:
    You should’ve knew I was stealing
    Snitch, you should’ve knew I was stealing
    You should’ve knew I was stealing
    Snitch, you should’ve knew I was stealing
    Yeah, snitch, You should’ve knew I was stealing
    Came in from freezing
    Keeping my eyes on the counter, I’m peeping I hope he don’t see me
    Copping a freebie
    Thinking I’m snagging a pack of some crackers, I’m jacking em easy
    Keebler with PB
    Might go and hop on the seat and destroy em without even leaving
    Yeah, uh
    Snitch, you should’ve knew I was stealing
    Came in from freezing
    Poaching some crackers then go to the bathroom without no concealing
    Time for the feeding
    Blowing up crappers, I open the wrapper, my crackers are cheesy
    Pooping and peeing
    Splishing and splashing, my matter is splattering while I am eating
    Feel like he’s checking the cameras to see if I stole while I sit on the crapper and steepen my load
    I’m still eating my crackers, I eat till I’m full
    And I’m keeping the wrapper, don’t need to dispose
    If he sees what I’m snatching, I’ll reap what I sow
    When I’m leaving here after, I’ll see if he knows
    If he’s cleaning the bathroom it reeks and it’s gross
    And I feel for that dude when he sees in this bowl
    Yeah
    If he didn’t know I was pooping now he do
    Coming out in squirts yeah, like juice
    Sometimes it hurts when, I poo
    Sometimes my girlfriend, likes to
    Wait till my turn ends, my boo
    Burdens the clerk when, I loot
    Perfect diversion, then I scoot

  • @nickbloom6861
    @nickbloom6861 5 месяцев назад +1316

    Imagine having your embarrassing gas station theft being turned into a rap music video for millions to see. This channel is gold.

    • @madzmadeit
      @madzmadeit 5 месяцев назад +13

      Thousands* gse fell off 😢

    • @jwsuicides8095
      @jwsuicides8095 5 месяцев назад +9

      This content creator (the official name) is SO talented. I love how the internet lets us share that.

    • @obeseperson
      @obeseperson 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@madzmadeit2 million subscribers now, yeah they sure fell off

    • @1xBossup
      @1xBossup 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@madzmadeitImagine saying somebody fell off but you are literally in the comments 30 mins right after he posted this video 😭😭😭😭😭🤡

    • @madzmadeit
      @madzmadeit 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@1xBossup Yo lil uzi wannabe music fell off worse than gse 🤣

  • @MadGunny
    @MadGunny 5 месяцев назад +818

    When Gas Station Encounters drops 10x better tracks than the majority of big artists right now 😂

    • @Meow_Merchant
      @Meow_Merchant 5 месяцев назад +1

      More like lame I downvoted this video

    • @kingjman102
      @kingjman102 5 месяцев назад +39

      Aww do you feel cool now that you announced i? Lol foh ​@Meow_Merchant

    • @You2UbeForTV
      @You2UbeForTV 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@Meow_MerchantWe should’ve known you were stealing

    • @Mackenzie002
      @Mackenzie002 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@Meow_Merchantwhy so depressed and mad with the world ?

    • @MrSmokincodz
      @MrSmokincodz 5 месяцев назад

      Someone else wrote the beat

  • @slayersboxer915
    @slayersboxer915 5 месяцев назад +253

    the rap was actually insanely good this channel is a gem for all retail workers

    • @kaelanime7750
      @kaelanime7750 5 месяцев назад +4

      I was thinking that too.

    • @Simpleeh
      @Simpleeh 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah this guy has no right making such bangers lmao

    • @DivineLemon-bd8ql
      @DivineLemon-bd8ql 9 дней назад

      The song is from Dax and hopsin

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem 5 месяцев назад +479

    Gets upset that he didn't get all the gas, but doesn't think stealing from others is a problem.

    • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
      @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred 5 месяцев назад +45

      Well in his defense he does have $5 million so he can do whatever he wants

    • @TheGor54
      @TheGor54 5 месяцев назад +40

      A future dem politician.

    • @Nicky-uo8zc
      @Nicky-uo8zc 5 месяцев назад +23

      Typical ! They have zero shame.

    • @xavierculby
      @xavierculby 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@TheGor54don’t embarrass yourself

    • @kyleRS87
      @kyleRS87 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@xavierculbyhe’s right lol

  • @brianm7109
    @brianm7109 5 месяцев назад +265

    It' so embarrassing seeing his tough guy demeanor juxtaposed with him stealing a one dollar sack of crackers and going into the bathroom to hide and eat them hahaha

    • @Nicky-uo8zc
      @Nicky-uo8zc 5 месяцев назад +27

      😂 That's something a child would do.

    • @rodneybever9583
      @rodneybever9583 5 месяцев назад

      Bargain bin thug

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 5 месяцев назад +7

      Probably 5 dollars as it's a gas station.

    • @brianm7109
      @brianm7109 5 месяцев назад

      @@Okurka.We know it wasn't five dollars becuase it was basically confirmed when the thief was crying about not getting his four dollars in gas because the crackers didn't cost that much

    • @trent11ify
      @trent11ify 5 месяцев назад +11

      daddy was not around to teach him basic manners. Momma taught him that society and wypipo owe him

  • @ImNotAnOWL435
    @ImNotAnOWL435 5 месяцев назад +167

    You shoulda knew I was stealin.
    ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈᵃ ᵏⁿᵉʷ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵗᵉᵃˡᶦⁿ. 😂😂😂

  • @research1586
    @research1586 5 месяцев назад +74

    Definition of
    E N T I T L E D

  • @bionicman6969
    @bionicman6969 5 месяцев назад +119

    That shit slapped, the lyrics got us rolling.

  • @pxomise1585
    @pxomise1585 5 месяцев назад +119

    The screams on the song is so 💯 🤣

  • @TheJeffbarrett
    @TheJeffbarrett 5 месяцев назад +180

    Dude! thats some grammy level shit!

  • @eleanorcat9982
    @eleanorcat9982 5 месяцев назад +161

    Love how the thief plays the victim card “I stole the crackers but they weren’t 5 dollars.”
    Ugh this is why I hate people

    • @Vixen1000
      @Vixen1000 5 месяцев назад +8

      Rightt! I hate when these thieves do that.

    • @hahalolmao8896
      @hahalolmao8896 5 месяцев назад +2

      @harvardsmithdeangelo6905bro got offended💀

    • @stan-oj7rz
      @stan-oj7rz 5 месяцев назад +3

      First thing first: he stole lol 😂!!! He’s playing mind games lol 😂!!! He’s being aggressive when he’s being confronted 😅!!! Last but not least, he’s playing the victim!!!! SMH 🤦‍♂️ ❤❤❤❤😅

    • @Monarchias
      @Monarchias 5 месяцев назад

      @@stan-oj7rz And very very lastly he swears in public!

    • @vapeurdepisse
      @vapeurdepisse 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah don’t bring people into this. These aren’t people

  • @beaverbushcraft2962
    @beaverbushcraft2962 5 месяцев назад +22

    Thieves really hate it when they have something taken from them!

  • @StoneTall
    @StoneTall 5 месяцев назад +53

    Dude always drops such good music

  • @imranak12
    @imranak12 5 месяцев назад +23

    LMAOOO This one is gonna be a classic! One of my favorite ones in a while lmfaooo the last line killed me too. I was like did I jus hear that correctly? " You know how many times I had $5?? A MILLION TIMES!" LMAOOO

  • @dayender
    @dayender 5 месяцев назад +36

    This videos are like a movie cliffhanger. . U got music, a plot suspense, and a sad ending

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 5 месяцев назад +3

      A cliffhanger doesn't have an ending though...that's why they are called cliffhangers, because they leave you hanging.

    • @jasonvoorhees5640
      @jasonvoorhees5640 4 месяца назад

      yeah dude, that's not what cliffhanger means lol

  • @Heaven_2_Hell666
    @Heaven_2_Hell666 5 месяцев назад +7

    GSE is a straight up comedian with his narrating 😂 I can't go into gas stations to pick out a drink without hearing his voice saying " and He's gona take a look at some of our DeLiCiousssssss beverages " 😂😂😂 " Mm that one looks good but mm nope better watch my carbs "

  • @tsr_mystic7730
    @tsr_mystic7730 5 месяцев назад +59

    Bros actually a good artist. MAKE A SPOTIFY PRONTO

    • @SentiMoodi
      @SentiMoodi 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think he’s apart of the Slashstreet Boys lmao.

    • @FleshPelipper
      @FleshPelipper 5 месяцев назад

      Bro's***

  • @kevinlloyd1617
    @kevinlloyd1617 5 месяцев назад +44

    Theses damn Slippery Snakes

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 5 месяцев назад +4

      "Theses"? 😂

    • @MirfromMBLAQ
      @MirfromMBLAQ 5 месяцев назад +3

      Slippery little rattlesnakes

  • @willb7184
    @willb7184 5 месяцев назад +9

    One of the best tracks yet!! Cracker jacker killed me….lol

  • @posheditor
    @posheditor 5 месяцев назад +5

    the rap ain't have to be that fire though 😂😂🔥

  • @user-he8mj9jp1m
    @user-he8mj9jp1m 5 месяцев назад +10

    I rewatched a few times just for the song lol
    And knowing people these days, he probably got in the car and was like “oh he racist” 😅

  • @atomicforcegaming2867
    @atomicforcegaming2867 5 месяцев назад +23

    Spitting fire bro !!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @iamnoone666
    @iamnoone666 5 месяцев назад +31

    Damn that’s actually dope as fuck.😂

  • @noteworthyinsignificance
    @noteworthyinsignificance 5 месяцев назад +9

    Did he drive off without the other chick? I hope so because that makes this even more hilarious.

  • @Arguy1683
    @Arguy1683 5 месяцев назад +16

    He got real talent and that beat is 🔥🔥🔥 GSE records..

  • @fortyoz.4350
    @fortyoz.4350 5 месяцев назад +11

    He’s got 5 million dollars but can’t pay for crackerjacks…

  • @TrapgodTO
    @TrapgodTO 5 месяцев назад +13

    If he had 5 mil why he’s in a fusion only paying for 15$ in gas. Screams broke to me

  • @CEeb5yb
    @CEeb5yb 5 месяцев назад +47

    Values, IQ, Culture

    • @Vixen1000
      @Vixen1000 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@TAY_318_ right like huh

    • @bourbonfan1
      @bourbonfan1 5 месяцев назад +5

      @TAY_318_Petri glass culture dish

    • @TheHouseOfTheDead1Fan
      @TheHouseOfTheDead1Fan 5 месяцев назад +4

      60 iq

    • @latinaparfait
      @latinaparfait 4 месяца назад +1

      He contributes a lot to society! Like leaving his seed in multiple women! Helping up the human population, a true modern day saint.😊

  • @Ciscos_Garage
    @Ciscos_Garage 5 месяцев назад +6

    It’s been a while since I watched a Gas Station Encounters video and I was hoping to hear a good rap track. I was not let down. This is gold!

  • @Sebastianperez23525
    @Sebastianperez23525 5 месяцев назад +15

    Bro was spitting bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ericschmuecker348
    @ericschmuecker348 5 месяцев назад +9

    You have evolved to a higher level of entertainment! Seriously, you're getting good!

  • @guilmepax
    @guilmepax 5 месяцев назад +104

    Who's today's rattlesnake?

    • @You2UbeForTV
      @You2UbeForTV 5 месяцев назад +29

      The usual rattlesnakes

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 5 месяцев назад +13

      Slippery Little Rattlesnake

    • @MaxMax-ly6lu
      @MaxMax-ly6lu 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@You2UbeForTVYou people can't keep saying usual despite fbi statistics saying otherwise.

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 5 месяцев назад

      @@MaxMax-ly6lu What statics are you looking at, I'm looking at that 13% of the total population does over 50% of all the violent crimes in America, and those people are the "usual suspects".

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 5 месяцев назад

      @@MaxMax-ly6lu Plus the FBI is a corrupt arm of the government tasked against arresting parents and prolife activists as terrorists. They are no better than the KGB.

  • @user-yu8zh4tc2k
    @user-yu8zh4tc2k 5 месяцев назад +3

    your freestyles are fire. You are very talented. Keep spitting that truth

  • @MonkeyDelicious
    @MonkeyDelicious 5 месяцев назад +33

    Gas Station Encounter should drop an album.

    • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
      @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred 5 месяцев назад +7

      Oh damn I’ll bet you when he gets about 10-12 songs together he actually might😂 a whole album of 🔥 parodies dedicated to the rattlesnakes😅

  • @Toyotas_n__Tools
    @Toyotas_n__Tools 5 месяцев назад +2

    I remember being addicted to this channel when it had just got around 25k subs

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 5 месяцев назад

      Same, haven't looked at the sub count in awhile but holy poop lol

  • @RobertoTheGreat
    @RobertoTheGreat 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Sold over a million dimes, hangin' in the cut
    Sold over a million dimes, I don't give a fudge" 🐐

  • @thestashspotcannabis5320
    @thestashspotcannabis5320 5 месяцев назад +3

    your channel is amazing. So much talent behind this.

  • @AaronRankin
    @AaronRankin 2 месяца назад

    Your rhymes are brilliant. Your singing and timing is brilliant. The beats you use............ are brilliant. Fantastic work.

  • @tammynewton-malone4288
    @tammynewton-malone4288 5 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂 The title of this video sent me into hysterical laughter... Then watching the video, I'm dead.. 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @marcuskennedy6526
    @marcuskennedy6526 5 месяцев назад +22

    Can spot em a mile away. Even at night.

    • @trent11ify
      @trent11ify 5 месяцев назад +8

      he had zero shame that he had been caught, Lmao just typical them people things

    • @childofgod5818
      @childofgod5818 4 месяца назад +2

      @@trent11ifyracist much

  • @markevans5674
    @markevans5674 5 месяцев назад +9

    Someone should tell that thief that the pandemic is way over. It's fine to get a haircut now. It's even safe to wash it's hair!

  • @estrella1022
    @estrella1022 5 месяцев назад +2

    Omg this page is amazing lol. And that song is better than half the stuff on the radio 😂😂😂

  • @Bloink
    @Bloink 5 месяцев назад +2

    This channel is a perfect place to make me forget about it all, thank you so much for all this

  • @JohnDoe-dt1sr
    @JohnDoe-dt1sr 5 месяцев назад +4

    Wake up honey, new Gas Station Encounters video just dropped

  • @Jhakisnotfunny
    @Jhakisnotfunny 5 месяцев назад +4

    Unmodified cigarillo😂 2:45

  • @bunnybbunnyb9049
    @bunnybbunnyb9049 5 месяцев назад +2

    That beater cat comment was gold at the end 🎉🎉🎉

  • @GLING17
    @GLING17 Месяц назад +1

    LMAO! This is hilarious! He turned this incident into a rap song, genius!

  • @Blackheathenly
    @Blackheathenly 5 месяцев назад +7

    This new offering has made my day!

  • @MrAnderson84
    @MrAnderson84 5 месяцев назад +13

    *Song Slaps*

  • @i2Shea
    @i2Shea 5 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly, I need to know .... how on earth do you come up with these amazingly catchy names for basically every single video? You guys are unreal.

  • @trippleglacks2663
    @trippleglacks2663 29 дней назад +1

    That song at the beginning was fire 🔥

  • @dastan4natsad
    @dastan4natsad 5 месяцев назад +12

    You deserve a pay rise for writing such golden lyrics ❤

  • @ShpanMan
    @ShpanMan 5 месяцев назад +4

    Way better than anything on the radio

  • @dkstudioart
    @dkstudioart 5 месяцев назад +2

    That rap was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @argykap
    @argykap 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am here all the way from Greece for the music video! Well done!

  • @josephbillings1997
    @josephbillings1997 5 месяцев назад +6

    That flow bumping

  • @jamesmoore7659
    @jamesmoore7659 5 месяцев назад +27

    Happy blaxx history Mouff

    • @manuelf6051
      @manuelf6051 5 месяцев назад +2

      Mumph 🤡

    • @valdos8775
      @valdos8775 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vixen1000
      @Vixen1000 5 месяцев назад +1

      Y'all tryna be funny now. 😒

  • @Yourmanbiddle
    @Yourmanbiddle 5 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t believe how good this channel got

  • @jacquelinefaught1804
    @jacquelinefaught1804 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yay a new upload. I love you so much, GSE!

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 5 месяцев назад +19

    Lil wayne been real quiet since this one dropped 🔥🔥

  • @SteadyFreddie
    @SteadyFreddie 5 месяцев назад +10

    wow, what a surprise....

  • @tombreault1096
    @tombreault1096 5 месяцев назад +2

    Just wanting to say thank you for sharing your content and talent with us

  • @russofamerica
    @russofamerica 5 месяцев назад

    I can't say this enough, but over the many years I've been watching GSE, I've always loved your song pastiches. Not asking for them in every video, but that little attention to entertainment really makes this channel special. If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'mma come up with a way to scratch my face so you know I'm a good guy. SHE GONE!

  • @julioarvizu2718
    @julioarvizu2718 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ty you for always uploading bro, cheers from México

  • @dougfoster445
    @dougfoster445 5 месяцев назад +4

    Remember guys, they’re oppressed

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 5 месяцев назад +3

      We are all oppressed at this point.

  • @halo1433
    @halo1433 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Sometimes it hurts when.... I poo!" I had to rewatch the music part 😂

  • @loui7210
    @loui7210 5 месяцев назад

    These videos are absolute brilliant. Never stop making them!

  • @cattinkerbell4946
    @cattinkerbell4946 5 месяцев назад +15

    Kang taking his "reparations".

  • @fromaggiovagiola9128
    @fromaggiovagiola9128 5 месяцев назад +5

    People who annoy you are entitled to steal. It's repairations.

  • @robbietrant4873
    @robbietrant4873 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ok this is probably my favorite! Great job on the rap 😂

  • @sourkushcafe846
    @sourkushcafe846 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yo you crazy as hell for this 😂😂😂

  • @publicenemy2014
    @publicenemy2014 5 месяцев назад +5

    The chocolate strikes again 😂

    • @valdos8775
      @valdos8775 5 месяцев назад +2

      Don’t insult chocolate 😂😂😂

  • @deathevokation1017
    @deathevokation1017 5 месяцев назад +23

    As usual the same demographic.

    • @Sleepydill
      @Sleepydill 5 месяцев назад +11

      bro everyone steals enough with that bs

    • @CEeb5yb
      @CEeb5yb 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@SleepydillNah it’s pretty disproportionate

    • @manuelf6051
      @manuelf6051 5 месяцев назад +8

      Statistics don't lie

    • @Vixen1000
      @Vixen1000 5 месяцев назад

      Nearly every one steals...like huh?? Of course yall would bring up statistics.😒

  • @bjblaskowitz4435
    @bjblaskowitz4435 5 месяцев назад +1

    Once Again Great Video From Gas Station Encounters

  • @travisdavis3816
    @travisdavis3816 5 месяцев назад +1

    Killed the hopsin beat, your remixes are always on point

  • @dimejerry
    @dimejerry 4 месяца назад

    The last couple of seconds got me dying. Almost choked on my peanut butter crackers 😂

  • @alexhuevera939
    @alexhuevera939 5 месяцев назад +1

    i love the "turn off the gas pump" tactic. my fav

  • @MarcussJay
    @MarcussJay 5 месяцев назад +1

    Haven’t watched you in a minute - very happy to see y’all hit 2M subs. Well deserved!

  • @captainpicard1701e
    @captainpicard1701e 5 месяцев назад +1

    I had to play this video over again because I really enjoyed the slick beats!

  • @GoodyearSimp
    @GoodyearSimp 5 месяцев назад +1

    Sheesh that boy spittin!

  • @CookieMane42
    @CookieMane42 4 месяца назад +1

    Dude this is great love these videos

  • @tylerrichards4154
    @tylerrichards4154 5 месяцев назад +1

    bro you ain't have to go so hard!!! had me hitting the stank face 😂😂😂

  • @donttalktome-imacat2106
    @donttalktome-imacat2106 5 месяцев назад +1

    another banger! love your work, mate!

  • @chriso2672
    @chriso2672 5 месяцев назад +1

    The hopsin/dax cover was the best 🤣🤣

  • @tooldaniellateralus9298
    @tooldaniellateralus9298 5 месяцев назад +4

    Always mad or confused when they do wrong and steal!!!!

  • @midwaymonster30
    @midwaymonster30 3 месяца назад

    I spit out my water when the song kicked in. Classic.

  • @H-TownJae
    @H-TownJae 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why is your lyrics literal FIREEE 😂🔥

  • @jessicacar4032
    @jessicacar4032 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love your videos Keep up the good work

  • @romktch17
    @romktch17 5 месяцев назад +3

    My 2010 Ford Fusion is in no way a beater!! 😂 Mine also only has 80k miles on it though

  • @NGM8011
    @NGM8011 5 месяцев назад

    This is by far the best video you’ve done- I dog the rap 😂❤

  • @peteyg5539
    @peteyg5539 5 месяцев назад

    The rap was super entertaining. I love these videos. Your personality is pure gold.

  • @gregroberts9024
    @gregroberts9024 5 месяцев назад +1

    My Brother… you’re the Pope of Dope with that sick rap! The lyrics are insanely funny.

  • @ashleygates9339
    @ashleygates9339 2 месяца назад

    This mix is 🔥 hilarious 😂

  • @anthonymartinamm
    @anthonymartinamm 5 месяцев назад +1

    Man these parodys are top notch, love em

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides8095 5 месяцев назад

    You're SO talented!!!!! Seriously comically talented.

  • @codysorel7486
    @codysorel7486 3 месяца назад

    Look at this this little thief boy. Trying so hard to be hard, but he’s just so adorably cute behind bars

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 5 месяцев назад

    Awesome another Fav Trip collaboration!!

  • @5argetech56
    @5argetech56 5 месяцев назад +1

    When you leave your day job. You have a future in Snatch Rap! 🤣🤣

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца
    @КГБКолДжорджКостанца 5 месяцев назад +11

    Мне нравится, какой забавный служащий заправочной станции, но ему всегда приходится иметь дело с мелкими кражами.