"You Are Ugly & Broke, You Don't Deserve To Date"

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @TrueToJem
    @TrueToJem 5 лет назад +771

    Team kusoma comments tukiwatch,wacha ka like tukisonga 👊👊

  • @gflowjanox
    @gflowjanox 5 лет назад +481

    Aty me napenda vile hujachanuka...😂😂😂😂
    Likes za boychild zikam thru

  • @milleycarey3198
    @milleycarey3198 5 лет назад +738

    Her;Am I not beautiful?
    Him;How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am ugly in yours😂truth

  • @papaakisa6214
    @papaakisa6214 4 года назад +135

    Likes za boychild ati in short unataka bank😂😂😂😂

  • @deniskiambuthi1959
    @deniskiambuthi1959 5 лет назад +386

    uyu jamaa,very calm yet very savage😂😂😂

  • @tot_tots4895
    @tot_tots4895 4 года назад +142

    This guy is actually sounding like a good guy 👌🏽

  • @nickyberry9742
    @nickyberry9742 4 года назад +147

    Welcome to Kenya where dating somebody is considered a second employment

  • @mrigi5761
    @mrigi5761 4 года назад +530

    Whenever I feel like am stupid. I watch this perfect match and I feel like a hero.

  • @mohashukri5408
    @mohashukri5408 4 года назад +95

    Girl :I'm I not beautiful?
    Boy :How you can be beautiful infront of eyes when I'm not handsome in front of you
    Absolutely right this word touches my heart .intelligent man today I starting to support to you

  • @tengteng5767
    @tengteng5767 5 лет назад +64

    I'm an African man..me si mzungu👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾i applaud you man👊🏾

  • @nihalkhamisi7748
    @nihalkhamisi7748 4 года назад +130

    "In short u want a bank"😂😂😂😂

  • @almightygaming5971
    @almightygaming5971 5 лет назад +58

    I’m Jamaican watching these episodes is funny lol I wish there’s a caption for most of the videos so I could read along

  • @hodannuuh1254
    @hodannuuh1254 5 лет назад +135

    I’m an African man mimi si mzungu 😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @trizahmiheso4747
    @trizahmiheso4747 5 лет назад +29

    I like the maturity in this young man

  • @kiniiyandungu
    @kiniiyandungu 4 года назад +145

    This Chap just done shut down the game with, ''How can you be beautiful in front of my eyes when I am not handsome before yours?'' That is some Shakespeare for he Trifflin' self.

    • @KingMoh_
      @KingMoh_ 4 года назад +1

      I legit watch this just just for laughs
      "You're not ansome"

    • @judygiteru7689
      @judygiteru7689 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @mohamedgarane2637
    @mohamedgarane2637 5 лет назад +171

    Wtf! bruh who else noticed this dude must be legit tall from his sitting posture😂🤗♨️

  • @workonyoursalvation6304
    @workonyoursalvation6304 5 лет назад +297

    I LOVEEEEEEEEE my darkskin men they're the best! The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! 100%

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 5 лет назад +4

      I like his common sense also

    • @workonyoursalvation6304
      @workonyoursalvation6304 5 лет назад +1

      @@elena-lc4uk Totally agree!

    • @don.al-habibabshir
      @don.al-habibabshir 5 лет назад +3

      Yuh among the emancipated few

    • @workonyoursalvation6304
      @workonyoursalvation6304 5 лет назад +7

      @@don.al-habibabshir Nahhh has nothing to do with being emancipated it's just my personal preference. I always liked black dark skinned man....always!

    • @don.al-habibabshir
      @don.al-habibabshir 5 лет назад +2

      @@workonyoursalvation6304 good for yuh

  • @peninahnemayian1661
    @peninahnemayian1661 5 лет назад +152

    Huyo chali anamwangalia na macho ya huruma Sana 😂😂😂

    • @hashie3175
      @hashie3175 4 года назад +4

      Huruma nyuma yako hu msee ameona Ni fala sana hu dem

    • @fotycows3830
      @fotycows3830 4 года назад +5

      Ni mushtuko 😂😂😂😂 na mshangao

    • @salmaabeid7525
      @salmaabeid7525 4 года назад

      Banae

  • @erastusmacharia1653
    @erastusmacharia1653 4 года назад +143

    God help this Generation. They know nothing about love and Relationship. God give them wisdom

  • @asuroisimon4386
    @asuroisimon4386 5 лет назад +222

    I'm seeing my midfielder Paul Pogba

  • @doreengidoty5212
    @doreengidoty5212 5 лет назад +36

    Man of dignity he knows what he wants in a woman

    • @michaelouma9113
      @michaelouma9113 4 года назад +1

      This man is not ugly, he's just broke.

  • @lavenderapondi4294
    @lavenderapondi4294 4 года назад +23

    I burst out laughing every time at 0:30-0:44 .This guy is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    Y'all let's just admit this whole date was entertaining coz of the guy

  • @norbertkhan3089
    @norbertkhan3089 4 года назад +3

    Mi sina hizo quality....am ugly coz am an African man
    😅😅😅😅😅...
    Wapi likes jamani

  • @aniagrapher7377
    @aniagrapher7377 5 лет назад +306

    I love this guy honesty vibez

  • @dini1487
    @dini1487 4 года назад +48

    That man is ugly? Where please? I think he’s gorgeous, he just has really strong features which makes him more attractive ✊🏾
    P.s this is a very beautiful woman writing this

  • @peterwokabi
    @peterwokabi 5 лет назад +64

    Boychild sipping water as the minegirl is stating her problems. That's how to do it

  • @blessedcarol1305
    @blessedcarol1305 5 лет назад +47

    Who heard,"Those money" this lady bana

  • @kantelmohar5683
    @kantelmohar5683 5 лет назад +84

    Her:I can see you are not handsome
    Him:yes that is the problem 😂😂😂

  • @mbuthiamwangi6138
    @mbuthiamwangi6138 5 лет назад +26

    I like the way he is sipping water any time she start saying wat she want

    • @buttlesschap
      @buttlesschap 4 года назад

      he set her up to say that too. for all she knows he could be wealthy but just choosing not to show and her response outs her. she played herself, really.

  • @awuorcheche4210
    @awuorcheche4210 5 лет назад +87

    Every youth in Kenya is youtuber, model and a student

    • @symonk5985
      @symonk5985 5 лет назад +1

      awuor cheche 😂😂😂😂true

    • @Moneymind2050
      @Moneymind2050 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 5 лет назад +2

      Is youtubers a new profession in kenya? Mungu nisamehe Niko nyuma. UK locked

    • @trizahmakadolah6284
      @trizahmakadolah6284 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 4 года назад +2

      Happy to know you tuber is a professional job didn't know

  • @jbee4497
    @jbee4497 4 года назад +35

    I hate this women she’s asking for things she can’t do herself. Lol

  • @eunicewairimu5015
    @eunicewairimu5015 5 лет назад +6

    Am studying to get those money "hamjaskia 😂😂😅the guy is real

  • @acaciandlovu2854
    @acaciandlovu2854 4 года назад +36

    Him:In short you want a bank 🏦
    Her:Mhh something like that
    😏In the mother of all dumbnes

  • @bellonel6017
    @bellonel6017 5 лет назад +55

    Yeye mwenyewe ni. Mdark na anataka lightskin.. Kwani anataka kua chali kwa relationship! 😂
    Btw lightskin na pesa kwa sentesi moja issa no!! 😂

    • @thefurrmily2404
      @thefurrmily2404 5 лет назад +1

      Issa No

    • @prisca25ngugi74
      @prisca25ngugi74 5 лет назад +2

      Yes she is black that y she needs lightskin dio ata watoi watokelezee.....but madem sura mbaya hua na maringo sijui nn mbaya....huyu dame Ana need some check up hahaha

    • @natalieireri8621
      @natalieireri8621 4 года назад

      Tell them.. Recipe for disaster

  • @asphaltvillage9494
    @asphaltvillage9494 5 лет назад +44

    Did she just say"those money" oh my.

  • @gabrielauka3253
    @gabrielauka3253 4 года назад +48

    On behalf of Kahawa Sukari residents, we disown this late.

  • @christinenjogu9940
    @christinenjogu9940 5 лет назад +14

    The chile is talking about wanting a guy who is handsome yet she doesn't look good bana😂
    The eyebrows wah😂😂

  • @freda37
    @freda37 5 лет назад +36

    The man was a savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xMissTix
    @xMissTix 5 лет назад +17

    I’ve never needed subtitles more than right TF now

  • @carolkangethe9544
    @carolkangethe9544 5 лет назад +11

    This "light skin"quality our gals are demanding will be hard to find in our african men!!..ama waanze kujibleach..

  • @rassonyi959
    @rassonyi959 5 лет назад +43

    Dem :nataka lightskin
    Alpha: laaa!?? 😅😅😅
    Dem: handsome
    Alpha: haaaand!!!?
    Kali sana😂😂😂😂💯👌🏽

  • @irenekusaba3467
    @irenekusaba3467 4 года назад +17

    This guy is Frank and funny and the girl is so demanding

  • @pinchesmbuche4354
    @pinchesmbuche4354 5 лет назад +12

    This kind of guys I like hanging out with, especially hapo Kwa bayesa. True to the point.

  • @eunicenjuguna3788
    @eunicenjuguna3788 5 лет назад +7

    This guy is cool 😎 yooooh big up matruth kama zote 🤜🔥🤛 booom

  • @maryangugi1221
    @maryangugi1221 5 лет назад +46

    Her: am I not beautiful?
    Him: how can you be beautiful when am not handsome in your eyes
    Ladies please there is more to offer than beauty.
    😂😂😂I like this guy savage in a soft way

  • @esthergathoninganga9556
    @esthergathoninganga9556 4 года назад +1

    Aki huyu Dame na vile nywele yake imembomoka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Roselyne-o5y
    @Roselyne-o5y 5 лет назад +82

    Haha the guy ako true to himuselfu na hio demand hawezani,Dem anasema shaggy hair yet yeye mwenyewe nywele imechapa🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @yokana8043
    @yokana8043 4 года назад +3

    This humiliation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @7777beth
    @7777beth 5 лет назад +105

    Light skin light skin, where did this perception come from in Kenya? Light skin is not beauty people, it’s just another color, kindly understand that, please.

    • @tengteng5767
      @tengteng5767 5 лет назад +8

      wazungu corrupted our minds to make them superior to us and we go around seeing lighter as the better option. we blacks should really learn to appreciate our chocolate instead. we are brain bleached

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 5 лет назад +1

      Wewe wacha wivu .... She just want mix and match rangi ya pesa .UK locked

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 5 лет назад +1

      Wasted my time here hizi program s zenu in scripts

    • @esthernjeri5099
      @esthernjeri5099 5 лет назад +5

      Then kwa fb wanasema they want tall dark n handsome

    • @michaelblack7043
      @michaelblack7043 4 года назад

      @@paulwaweru3441 you have it. ive concluded that most of these shows are just poor actors.

  • @paminusmurungi8783
    @paminusmurungi8783 4 года назад +1

    the guy burnt her bad lol😎😎😎😆😆😁😁😊😊

  • @nyakundisimeon3871
    @nyakundisimeon3871 5 лет назад +4

    Ati "learn to get those money"😂😂😂

  • @wole9099
    @wole9099 5 лет назад +6

    i brought chairs for the comment readers

  • @mrjackkbuoy2556
    @mrjackkbuoy2556 4 года назад +4

    an African man..si lightskin..boychild🤭😅.. you're beautiful if am handsome in your eyes🤭😂.. likes za bongi genje ..

  • @Dero_Tien254
    @Dero_Tien254 Год назад +1

    The boy is just cool 😎

  • @Mg-wd6id
    @Mg-wd6id 5 лет назад +23

    Kama madame ni hawa .we need prayers 24/7 ..

  • @fmsleek9792
    @fmsleek9792 4 года назад +1

    Aki Hana pesa mpaka hajabuy food yake😂😂😂

  • @myownspace7004
    @myownspace7004 4 года назад +3

    Im in Botswana i wish our country should hve a show like this 😂😂❤

  • @Ericmwangii
    @Ericmwangii 5 лет назад +7

    I like the guy how can you be beautiful in my eyes when I am not handsome in yours
    I am an African man if you want a handsome man go to the USA
    He is a real man

    • @hamidahh1455
      @hamidahh1455 4 года назад

      Hahaha u know the guy is very funny

  • @peresakinyi726
    @peresakinyi726 4 года назад +12

    Men are also tired of giving
    Money they also need a woman who can give as they give

    • @aboudiga3330
      @aboudiga3330 4 года назад

      Jamaima Akoth hapo umesema kweli hahaa

  • @book5047
    @book5047 5 лет назад +20

    In short you want a bank? Yes something like that! For real kama huo sio ujinga sijui ni nini.!

  • @mnwmbugua
    @mnwmbugua 5 лет назад +12

    Exactly why I don’t talk to Kenyans girls like that 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @isaacknewton2909
    @isaacknewton2909 5 лет назад +33

    some ladies of these days have unreasonable standards they're becoming deluded. when she hits the wall in her early thirties reality will set in atashtuka !

    • @yur3k847
      @yur3k847 5 лет назад

      MGTOW nation rep💪💪💪💪

    • @Aprilium
      @Aprilium 5 лет назад

      Mgtwo ni nini?🤔

    • @user-hb5fp9uh8l
      @user-hb5fp9uh8l 4 года назад

      Age isn't any less cruel to men than it is to women.

    • @michaelblack7043
      @michaelblack7043 4 года назад +1

      This show is fake.

  • @erickojoy
    @erickojoy 4 года назад +4

    Love this statement "in short you want a bank?"😂😂

  • @IsaacFollowsChristJesus
    @IsaacFollowsChristJesus 4 года назад +1

    Anapenda vile hajachanuka😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharlynemuhatiah9129
    @sharlynemuhatiah9129 5 лет назад +10

    napenda the man he is honeat manze....boy shaold leo nimewafeel😫

  • @marynjeri8123
    @marynjeri8123 4 года назад +1

    I like this guy already

  • @gracewaithira7000
    @gracewaithira7000 5 лет назад +7

    Tutajifanya hatujaona 'But why' hapo kwa intro? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ritamukami4193
    @ritamukami4193 Год назад +1

    Some one to tell me he's not a Luo man because...lemmi tell you Maina...this man is going straight to the point en he doesn't even care...Goooosh

  • @maggiedavis6284
    @maggiedavis6284 4 года назад +4

    Eheeee wangu ni Sura personal,idont care about light skin.bora love iko 💯☑️

  • @morriswaithaka5132
    @morriswaithaka5132 4 года назад +1

    😹😹😹light skin guy and handsome,,,, the guys reaction 😹😹💔💔
    So you want a bank🙌🙌😹😹😹😹💔

  • @nicholasevans6206
    @nicholasevans6206 5 лет назад +5

    AYAMTAYAD 😂😂😂😂, THIS ISN'T PERFECT MATCH, THIS IS COMEDY .😂😂😂😂.😂😂😂😂

  • @kelvinkamau7566
    @kelvinkamau7566 3 года назад +1

    How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am not handsome in your eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @7tea9ine77
    @7tea9ine77 4 года назад +4

    Respects to that guy

  • @MYCYOBEL
    @MYCYOBEL 4 года назад

    Wakenya mna mambo! Eti hakuna kitu nyingine nimependa...

  • @joseshorts9903
    @joseshorts9903 5 лет назад +4

    Shee..... I love that keep up gal keep your candles blowing

  • @reginawambua7433
    @reginawambua7433 5 лет назад +2

    The guy is calm but savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oletroy3184
    @oletroy3184 4 года назад +4

    this lady just came here for food, hunger was the drive:)

  • @YoungVee994
    @YoungVee994 4 года назад

    This guy is real ... Very cool guy... Tusaidiane kusaka bank 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @paulinealimatah4757
    @paulinealimatah4757 5 лет назад +4

    The subtitle thou, on another level😂😂

  • @dareminderblackseed
    @dareminderblackseed 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Eti light na handsome!? It's like there haven't ever been such a combination in human history , Pooooooh Nyaasaaaayeeee, Aol yawa!!

  • @hermanokindo3434
    @hermanokindo3434 5 лет назад +29

    2:15 Every dhing I want

    • @fotycows3830
      @fotycows3830 4 года назад

      Mayooo yani ochuno nyaki emphasis dhing jaluo oksechi

  • @danielmungai612
    @danielmungai612 4 года назад +2

    This guy is a real G a savage😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @millicentatieno3495
    @millicentatieno3495 5 лет назад +13

    This guy cracks me up😂"mi Sina hizo qualities" na ye ni mwafrica😂😂

  • @ethiopianhabeshawi779
    @ethiopianhabeshawi779 3 года назад

    My Guy Here Just Killed It.Bwana

  • @marshallking3853
    @marshallking3853 5 лет назад +13

    Studying hard to get those money madam alisahau kusoma "first aid" in English prymo

    • @zanazui
      @zanazui 4 года назад

      I had forgotten that book...wah

  • @oneandonlyjanuary7579
    @oneandonlyjanuary7579 3 года назад

    My ribs!!!🤣🤣🤣
    Man down!!!!

  • @namazziaisha2987
    @namazziaisha2987 4 года назад +7

    This woman is despeserate addition to that she's judges alot with no idea

  • @kelvinkemboi3369
    @kelvinkemboi3369 3 года назад +1

    I give credit to this guy 100%🤣🤣🤣

  • @Peter.H___
    @Peter.H___ 4 года назад +3

    Realest shit I’ve heard in this whole show

  • @tuhangelillian7282
    @tuhangelillian7282 3 года назад

    My dia sis never judge a book with it's own cover

  • @llluuubluetigers4838
    @llluuubluetigers4838 5 лет назад +3

    I feel like this is Chris Rock's roasting of me , maybe not 😀

  • @jec00mb54
    @jec00mb54 4 года назад +1

    Where do yall find these women? 👀🤣😂🤣😂 ........please tell me this is an act

  • @promessek.m4433
    @promessek.m4433 5 лет назад +5

    Silent killer 😂😂😂 i love his reactions 😂😂😂 haja kaa kinyonge 😂😂

  • @marywangui4265
    @marywangui4265 4 года назад +1

    mmeskia vile amesema ahhhh!!! vile ameambiwa dem anadai msee handsome n light skin😅😅😅

  • @mdpeter189
    @mdpeter189 5 лет назад +6

    This is more of an interview than a date.. Kudos, bro for the realness though I didn't quite catch most of your words in Kiswahili.. She ain't your type though

  • @amanijm746
    @amanijm746 3 года назад

    That reaction when she said light skin guy....ayayaaaa...daaaah

  • @phannyshiggs1185
    @phannyshiggs1185 5 лет назад +28

    That's y am studying hard so that I can get those money kizungu maneno's yawa

  • @angelawangari6468
    @angelawangari6468 5 лет назад +7

    For once, a mature man!

  • @raybrankxbalozi3684
    @raybrankxbalozi3684 4 года назад +1

    Nani ameonaTwin brother wa Ayeyaa former churchill show comedian (Rip)

  • @Trapkidd_mullah
    @Trapkidd_mullah 5 лет назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Uyo jamaa amestunya, hoope hakuspitia mate. 🤣🤣🤣