Bro the kid in the grey is killing me this whole video 🤣🤣🤣 “I’m less dominant now that I’ve met a cop like you” Edit: I DID NOT expect this comment to blow up like at all 😂 thank y’all for the love ig and hilarious replies!!
Atleast patty funny these people who try to punk patty are weak and not cool they tryna be funny n cool cause they on camera hope they realize they giving patty more views,likes,comments
Ngati Repia dude, you’re stuck in a fantasy that isn’t real. Everybody in these videos are paid actors, this guy is scrawny as shit and wears padded armor to make him look bigger than he is.
@@supavillain2787 brother there's a old saying " doesn't matter how big the dog is in the fight it's about the fight that's in the dog " size doesn't matter brother
“Your not a bad person because you don’t have honey your stupid” -Patty the salesman legend (Btw is it just me or does patty have the best facial hair in the fucking earth)
officer: “I’m about to put this gun down and show u what it’s all about” kid: “that’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard” officer: “well it’s about to get real sexy” 😂😂😂💀😭
Patty I am so proud of you! And I don't mean that with sarcasm. You actually bleeped out using God's name in vain.! And you handled this situation very professional! Good job my brother in Christ! 🙏
The kid was actually pretty funny and witty. Lots of people over the top here and the old man in cuffs probably could have kicked, ass if given a chance.
Who remembers when Patty used to meet people at car park for a bond extended, then we would take their picture of the front, side then on the back he would arrest them 😂 u smart
“that’s your reflection”
“ i know it’s pretty sexy isn’t it”🤣
Patty sucks ya mook😒
Patty: Do you wanna punch him
Antone (with no hesitation): yup
Patty sucks ya mook😒
I hope You get karma one day ya mook😒
“dad? Padre? father? Papi?” has me dead
I thought he said “f*ck me” at the end 😂
@@nottossable1 lol
I mean he seemed into that shit as he made comments about being a less dominant person
Snow Golem for real lmfao
@@nottossable1 i was thing that too
lmfao i love anton bc he tries to keep patient when he’s screaming inside
*music stops*
“smell like you need to turn the meat”
Andrea Solis screamed at this comment
Best part 😂
Alexis Jethroe IKR 🤣🤣😂😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥🎥
Patty be working and cooking dinner
“Listen Justin Bieber...” 11:26 bro he sounds like Ryan rynolds and I love it.
Olivia Roberts Omg so true 😂
IT'S FUKING TRUE😀😀
I love patt Mao videos ther the are bused
Time stamp
@@thomasmorris2868 I’ll have to rewatch it then I will put it in here
Bro the kid in the grey is killing me this whole video 🤣🤣🤣 “I’m less dominant now that I’ve met a cop like you”
Edit: I DID NOT expect this comment to blow up like at all 😂 thank y’all for the love ig and hilarious replies!!
Kristen Maska he’s hilarious I’m sorry him and patty troll on the same level 😩😂😂
UYes, that kid is amazing. And really, he wasn't worried at all, but Patty is as intimidating as my kid sister, he's so tiny.
Chatty patty always get tried by a female 🤣🤣
specially the "i just wanna die" part i vibe w him so much
Kristen Maska “JB” in this video is so desperate for attention
All the jokes about Patty being small are so funny because he can kick anybody’s ass in a heartbeat😂😂
Маленький да удаленький👌👌👌👌
Atleast patty funny these people who try to punk patty are weak and not cool they tryna be funny n cool cause they on camera hope they realize they giving patty more views,likes,comments
I'm crying when the screen goes red😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I call those RAGE EDITS 🤣🤣 I agree.......so funny
Same 😂
God of war
😁😁quiere decir TE VOY A SACAR LAS TRIPAS JIJIJI
"Listen Justin bieber shut the tractor off" 😂 this killed me. Pure gold🏅
Lmao me too. But I bet $987,654,321 that JB dont know how to run a tractor. Let alone run one😂😂😂😂😂😂
“OH JESUS CHRIST THERES A PTERODACTYL” that had me dying
What video is that
@@stoner.4205 2:28
@@stoner.4205”CRAZY FUGITIVE TASED IN THE NUTS”
When he was getting mad the screen turned red lol
I love how he just like insults everyone
Kraken Army ikr
ok
Alvin aleh the girl in the white beanie is so hot
sean hall she is
Typical American.
"Would you turn the cameras off for me"
Patty: if you want to idm 🤣🤣
Funny thing is Patty sounded like he wanted to lol
Ngati Repia better line would have been
Only if I get a go
Ngati Repia I wish we could have seen that
Ngati Repia dude, you’re stuck in a fantasy that isn’t real. Everybody in these videos are paid actors, this guy is scrawny as shit and wears padded armor to make him look bigger than he is.
@@supavillain2787 brother there's a old saying " doesn't matter how big the dog is in the fight it's about the fight that's in the dog " size doesn't matter brother
Ngati Repia actually size does matter, just ask your ole lady 😁
It’s so hilarious how the kid just keeps saying that everything is sexy 🤣
Kids a G
Like Andrew tate
but when patty called his friend ugly he said he was insecure about that
“Well it’s about to get real sexy” omg🤣🤣🤣
I LITERALLY DIED WHEN HE WAS LIKE “ JESUS CHRIST ITS A TARIDACTAL” like you don’t here that everyday
spence 1208 when?
Bruh i am wheezing from that part
I’m laughing because you don’t know how to spell pterodactyl
@@NimmyJuwTron or hear lmao🤣🤣
Brittany boice it’s at the beginning
I love how patty’s partner literally looks like he’s gonna kill someone every second😂😂
Ikr😆😂
Awesome 👍... keep training the babies...mine is in a coma right from the army due to an accident...-luv what you stand for
I hope the person that is in the coma is safe
I will pray for him or her
@@lisamariehubener9158 I hope he doesnt make it
A.T is his name
I just lovee how that boy is was "flirting" with patty and his partener😂😂
its me they go along with it too 😆
Same LMAO
My favorite part of this whole episode
He was kinda cute but hella stupid
Teatree you rite
“Your not a bad person because you don’t have honey your stupid”
-Patty the salesman legend
(Btw is it just me or does patty have the best facial hair in the fucking earth)
I'm a boy and its not only you brother
I'm stupid I don't have honey dang
I died when he said “listen Justin Bieber, shut the tractor off”
Bro I was laughing my ass off
Haha, I snorted by chocolate milk.
XD how r u still alive jk i laughed so hard bro
😂
Specter IK BAHAHHHA
“Listen Justin Bieber shut the tractor off”😂😂😂 I’m dead!😂🤣
on me 😭😭❗😂
DAB MAN LOL yes
DAB MAN LOL lol
XD Agreed i'm dead too XD
Lol
How the kid calls to his dad is like how I call my dad
That's how I call my mom😂🤣 and I just about died when he said that
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥💯
@@michaelahornick.7044 So you call your mother papi?
@@snowgolem656 lmao no if I need her I go Mom, Mother, Mommy, Ma
@@snowgolem656 😂😂😂
I love this I've been with patty for 6 years and this shit never gets old never a dull moment
I wonder if people have ever just said hes here and the guy just walks out and complies
Thats usually how it goes in real life.
i mean if they offered to get me out in 12 hours? i think i would😂 just get it over with
He probably gets people like that but there’s no views in that n no fun
Grayson Sanders I would just go to my court date😂😂😂
Never
"Do u wanna punch him"
Instantly "YES"
he said it haha haha 😂
he said it again haha haha😂
hello
Hi
"smells like you might wanna turn the meat"😂😂😂 lmfao
Patty: if you don’t use honey your not a bad person... your just stupid!” HAS ME LAUGHING SO HARD I CRIED 🤣😭
“Well it’s about to get real sexy.” - best line ever.
“Alright nothing. That’s a stupid fn name”😂😂😂😂
Deadddd
“Smells like you might wanna turn the meat” -dead silent-
“Alright Nothin’. That’s a stupid fkin name”
🤣🤣🤣 OMG i died 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha when he took a deep breathe bc of the anger, I loves this editing btw🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jungkook Ily “conceal dont feel, dont let them know!!”😂😂
Jungkook Ily sub to me
i love this to
I agree its Awesome
@@dontdrinktoxic3370 trust
This channel is literally the WWE of bail agents.
its gotta be scripted
It is I think
@@americanoperator3147 it is he said it on the news
It’s all scripted just for show
@@991000brandon yeah I saw one of the actors in a show I was watching lol
That kid thought seduction would help him in someway.
Annoying little Brat nice profile picture
Booper Dooper I think that’s actually the kid, go on his page
Annoying little Brat : just a bard doing his bard thing 😂😂😂
@@musycluver7095 I was going to make a D&D joke in response xD.... "He tried to roll to seduce patty.... he rolled a 1.
Naw hes just meming
I love how when Anton speaks it’s just a dramatic screen 🤣🤣🤣
“I don’t get paid for u so suck it” my favorite line 😂
PAS_ Jojo same my dude 😂😂
Only pay he gets is from youtube lol
P.Mayo:I'm warning you dont take another step
Random guy: Takes a step and gets tazed.
P.Mayo: Like I said.
Gabriel Martir yas
Gabriel Martir that part has me dying 🤣
XD
XD
random guy more like hired actor
“Smells Like You Need To Turn The Meat 🍖😂😂😂” I just can’t
Bro this the best episode can't wait till they come back
I like how the music stops and he mentions the meat that’s was cooking wheezing!!!!
Jungkook Ily sub to me
Isak Nilsson Well I see someone is having a bad day but saying that, i wonder who that person was
Jungkook Ily when
Jungkook Ily hey I love Jungkook too 🤣🤣
officer: “I’m about to put this gun down and show u what it’s all about”
kid: “that’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard”
officer: “well it’s about to get real sexy”
😂😂😂💀😭
Hailey June I died 😂😂😂
LMAO
He wont do that to a man
Hope to see a video of these two jerkoffs getting lit up with 2 in there heads as peice
What " officer "...?
Where did you see one...?
“ID lIkE tO sEe YoU tRy” 😂😂ok bud
Patty mayo: heard about honey?
Me already owning Honey: Perhaps
Hey I had honey too before I saw this video
Hello, I'm the asshole who turned it from 69 likes to a much more boring 70.
You're welcome
Lucien im ur 100th comment liker
100th like
Same lol
every land: .....come inside
america: THIS IS MY PROPERTY
that's sooo right
NL SAMEEE
Geertjeee
Ewa, fakka broer.
@@jwzjdjdj9980 alles goed vandaag?
Anton: “If you resist Ima squeeze it” 🤣😂🤣😂😆😆
I keep running into my own comment gosh dang it
“Listen here Justin beaver “ just got me 😂😂😂🤣
"I've dealt with you cops before"
*Instantly gets taken down.*
YOU MEAN you have dealt with these cocks before
26:48 omg. His reaction was priceless🤣🤣🤣 and i just love the way when everything gets red when your partner gets angry.
My favorite sayings that are in his intro is”My safe word is pineapple juice” and “Oh sh*t it’s a pterodactyl”💀💀
Life Of Jordyn same
Same as well
same here M'lady
Same 😂
@@yousefSab 😂
Patty I am so proud of you! And I don't mean that with sarcasm. You actually bleeped out using God's name in vain.! And you handled this situation very professional! Good job my brother in Christ! 🙏
Patty: “It’s almost as funny as you are ugly”
Me:OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Same
Gacha Vivian OwO lmao 😂
OOOOOOOOH ROSTED
Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gacha Vivian OwO 😂🤣😂🤣
13:00 I'm DEAD
Dad, "Padre" , Father....Papi? That's how you know he lying! lol
Papi****
The King Lmaooooo
@@DickieChiggers thanks for catching that!🙂
Papi for the last one
"I don't need paperwork so suck it" lmaoo
I was so excited for his partner to beat the crap out of that kid😂
I WANTED TO SEE THAT SO BADLY😂😂😂
Connor Moberly same hoping so much
I’m a kid but I were hoped sooo much
I died when he said So suck it!!
Connor Moberly
Ye good
"Oh its about to get REAL sexy" -ANTON
Hahaha....love the rage edits
Patty “I can drive through your god damn house if I feel like it “ Mayo 😂💀
Robert Backwards drake
Nice mate xD
"Were not cops we can drift anything we want" -p. Mayo
😂😂 the deadly music when he gets close to himmmm
That had me rolling and when they zoomed in on that boys face that had me dead 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“Don’t take another step”
Me:😯🤫🦵🏼🦵🏼👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣 “runs in circles”
You tell em Patty Mayo. "This is why no one should have kids." I totally agree with you.
Patty: you are ugly
Kid: I know I’m very insecure about it
That had me dead
Owen Goyer 😂😂😂 same
Haters
Yeah and then he even said he wasn't talking to me, he was talking to my friend... What a prick😂😂
I laughed a bit and then said "yeah same"
@@Edify_essences yea you and your 30 views per vid are real successful 😂😂😂 go keep dancing fairy boy
“We’re gonna fix Stupid today!” -Patty Mayo
😂😂😂
Love it!
Love the intro with:
“Dont take another step”
“Like I said”
ReinoutGamer don’t take another step
Minimaster 08 its Sunday for crying out loud
Holy crap it is so funny
Same
Yo this is the funniest episode ever the way he edited this when patty’s partner was about to beat the kids ass while having the cutoff is killing me
“I’d like to see you try” gets slammed to the ground and put in handcuffs instantly and effortlessly
You're like the first comment who incourages people to not like!
@@ferb5665 I just realized I put this on the wrong comment lol
BagelMaster15 lol
K05
Skyler bowring excop think about it
20:44
Kid on the ground: oh This grass taste delicious and I bet u do to 😂😂
.me too😂
😂
The kid was actually pretty funny and witty. Lots of people over the top here and the old man in cuffs probably could have kicked, ass if given a chance.
😂
LMFAO
2:29 “Jesus Christ there’s a pterodactyl” I was dying 😂😂
😂
"Oh jesus baby christ" baby jesus christ"
never delete ur channel bro this shits too good
26:47 That kid's face said:
*Say sike right now*
Actually 26:47 pal
@@kopko9848 my bad🤦
I like how he has them all in cuffs and he starts a lecture on how police open locked doors with other methods 101
hello
That's what police do, he's most certainly not police
This is the longest I’ve seen Cassady cambell stay in character
I like videos
Lol when his partner said ima take this (the dudes hat) had me laughing
Only OG’s remember “This is Sunday for crying out loud!”
We're the og crew
Good ol Mexican guy who had like 5 episodes on him
Weird ass under house boi: SHOW ME A WARRANT
Patty:ITS SUNDAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Loved that episode
Oh yeah that was the days
"that is the sexiest thing ive ever heard"
"well its about to get real sexy"
"i'm down"
hahahsahahahahaaahahahah
“Listen Justin Bieber turn the tracker off”😭😭😭
Drowning Yup he said shut the tractor off
Drowning Yup tractor
LOL
Drowning Yup not funny not
Why did u use crying emojis
I love how he can be funny and also super serious
Patty: your not a bad person your just stupid"
Me: oh ok
youre*
You're**
I was bout to say that
Bad timing but the first girl who came out her outfit was FIRE~
The first thing I thought tho 😂
When was this?
This skinny kid has me rolling 😂😂 "I'm less dominate now that i met someone like you"
Edifice bru
25:30
"Where did you go to school... probally Alabama."
As an Alabamian, I approve of this 😂😂
Patty: I can drive through your house if I wanted too
Fugitive: what
When the screen turned red from his anger 🤣🤣 I'm dead
I laughed so hard
“You do your thing, I’ll do my thing, he does his thing”
Lmao
Them: I turned his black water tank off 😂😂😂
Them: obvious
A chicken flies toward him
“OH JEEZUS CHRIST THERES A TERRIDACTUL”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥰
Pheasant*
“This is why people shouldn’t have kids..”
Pat is such a mood😂😂
And I am such "that" kid😂
Edifice 💀😂
RUclips said the video was exactly 30 minutes long, I feel cheated.
Get a k-9 please
😂 I haf the same
I began to wheeze "Dad?, Padre?, father?, papi?" 🤣🤣🤣 I fell off the couch laughing hard
Who remembers when Patty used to meet people at car park for a bond extended, then we would take their picture of the front, side then on the back he would arrest them 😂 u smart
Yes😂
Lmao that's what got me in to this shit😂😂😂😂
Omg yes 😂😂😂
I bet you guys think this is all real.
“would u want to punch his face? I wont put on camera.” 😂😂
I feel like these videos would go much faster if you had a K-9 unit
They need content, they'd rather go without the dogs
JustCake I suppose
It also be way cooler
This is not real its all staged
Blisterybrush86 Yo momma yeah but that’s not fun to watch though XD
I love how patty always call people he chases, threatens, or hits an asshole.
Patty: almost as funny as you being ugly, truth
Nothing: I know, and I’m really insecure abt it
Patty: not u, him
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shyann Tint bro when I heard patty say that I died
Lol
Lmao I like how you put nothing lmaooo as his name
*lowkey was talking about him at first then felt bad*
Nunu Hudson hahahhaha nah like that’s what he said his name was so..he played himself
“I do my thing, you sit in the chair, he does his thing,
Hahahaha
"Turn the tractor off"
Proceeds to mess with it
"What"
Dreaaamm State hhhhhhh
I love how patty was telling them how to use it so Educational
He is the reason I wanna become a bounty hunter when I’m older
It’s staged. But you do you
frfr it is staged
MrIheartShark since 25 December 2019 it is no longer staged check the channel bio
Bro same
Same
When Patty said "On to the pizza I got an ad, and in my head, I was like "I hope Patty is enjoying his pizza XD" and the ad was about Pizza.
Mine was about beer we go good together 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Panda_GamerYT mine was wine
@Urban CoolFox Thx
Panda_GamerYT me to I got it
Pizza is haunting you. Pizzaseption
I just like when it zoom with red effect on A.T
Me when I see it: BEAT HIS ASS😆😆😆
7:50 Patty: set your coffee cup down
Me: mums with there coffee
16:28 I thought she was gonna hit that hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal 🎵😂
IT'S TRIPS LMFAO
Girl just doin her normal routine.
IT'S TRIPS can someone explain to me why he doesn’t show them the warrant?