Holy shit is that what it’s called in English? I’m a Dutch-Australian (speak Dutch at home), we call it koolsla, it sounds exactly the same, so I always thought people just used the Dutch word wtf
"We'll get you away with murder!" "Don't encourage that" "Go ahead and commit a murder, bring it to us, test us, we'll get you away with goddamn murder!" "no!" gets me everytime
i’m absolutely losing my mind right now over this video. pure chaos and terror. the duality of man. i’ve never seen an art like this before boys. you’ve enlightened me.
There's a preconception lawyers are in a bracket of supposedly being somewhat intelligent. After seeing and experiencing half a dozen family court lawyers amd seeing how ill conceived and ineffective those ones are, I can definitively and absolutely confirm this preconception is complete bs. I then proceeded to represent myself (to their utter shock and horror) multiple times and won everything they had previously lost, so basically .. in a way I actually became a better lawyer than your average state sponsored family court lawyer ( It's not hard) except I didn't get paid for my services to myself. In fact, I fele3like I should have been paid for it. I showed up these " lawyers" if that's actually what we call them, without any formal law degree or experience. Heck thinking about it now, I definitely should have been paid for that. What a legend
@@icannotthinkofaname6248 Yeah but normally when someone has a lot of subs, a lot of people like the comment because they like the youtuber or just think it’s cool a popular youtuber watched a video they like, especially when they’re verified
So your firm gets people in for an initial consultation and then basically says we're not sure and then continues to provide little use whilst billing time?
I wanted to be a lawyer but now I’m having second thoughts Edit: People want to know the reason of why I have second thoughts, it’s because Johnston and Johnston with there such knowledge of law they will take all the customers. And a bit of murder
They're hands down the best Lawyers in Australia. I don't know why I'm getting a shit ton of likes on many of my comments recently, I guess alot of people are watching RUclips during quarantine.
@@hxxwk you are so wise, true they're better then Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) you will understand this if you watched Daredevil on Netflix.
I swear I’ve never laughed as this hard ever, I lost it when he said” are u a lawyer? Are you?...........yes?” This is better than anyone else on RUclips 100%
Uhhh hate to kill your buzz but they didnt have color tvs then untill the 1950s and those were the most expensive thing that existed for 20 years so i doubt ots a 60s commercial dont argue idc nor will i reply and no millennial boomer cards plz
Since the worldwide 90s happened during the 2000s in Russia, I guess the 60s should've only gotten to 'Straya during the 90s, which this 2020s short film is about. If you managed to understand what I tried to say, you deserve a prize.
Skank Hunt42 ok... I’m not meaning to argue but I’m not quite sure what your comment meant, a complete lack of punctuation and grammar make it almost impossible to understand
After getting caught during the melon heist, they ask to call their lawyers. Coincidentally, they asked to go to the bathroom where they make their speedy change of clothes. Upon returning to the courtroom, they lawyers have arrived but the arrested men haven't. They have realized that the two most notorious melonizers have escaped
0:24 We are the best lawyers in the country We checked Hi does your Law firm have any lawyers better then us?.. *DIdn’T ThINk sO* That part killed me lol
These guys are much better than Aussie lawyers: they learned Greg’s name, didn’t spend hours of billable time arguing over the scheduling of meetings, and didn’t bill Greg immediately after kicking him out.
Ten bucks that these are the lawyers that we all turn to when the melon heist case is taken to court. But nice job on the video boys, captured that 90s Australian advertising perfectly. 👌🏼
how's your quarantine going? in three days I watched every single fairbairn films video. all 191!! so I guess quarantine really ain't all bad. love you guys!
Congratulations lads. You’ve gone from making amazingly pointless comedy skits, too a full blown free movie on RUclips. This had so many plot twists, I couldn’t tell how this was going to end. And I was not disappointed. This is some quality content boys. Now scram Greg.
I really love this video. Keep coming back to watch this. Okay, but there are two things which absolutely crack me up: 1) The handshake they do in the ad. 2) Darcy asked Jaxon on the phone whether or not Jaxon's a lawyer and Jaxon looked to Lachlan and Lachlan nodded. But like how does Lachlan listen to what's being said on the phone? I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂
Melon heist is coming next week shut ya moufs
YES MELONS
MeLoNs HeIsT
Yes melons first
noice
wait... another one???
YEEEEEEE-
When Fairbairn Films actually does a film
Tommy Eyers you love to see it hey
Thought I was getting Punk’d
Ceo of 1.8k+ likes with 3 replies
Yep
Still waiting for jacksfilms
The cinematic universe is being built, now the melon heist has available lawyers to back them up.
Oh my God
@gremlinstdm gaming ah yes, the Melon Cinematic Universe
Thats what i was thinkin
Anyb0dy got the shitty comment update?
Gonna be better than DC and Marvel combined.
"Whats a law then?"
" *murder* ... is leg-illegal"
*fist bumps*
🤣🤣🤣
“Your honor please, it was just a little bit of murder!”
Sir it was only 14% murder. The rest was jaywalking
"H-he wasn't even completely dead yet"
List of laws Johnston and Johnston probably know:
- Coleslaw
Don't drag poor Cole into this!
Coles Law Johnston
Woolies is better m8
Supermarket Legislation for the unaware.
Holy shit is that what it’s called in English? I’m a Dutch-Australian (speak Dutch at home), we call it koolsla, it sounds exactly the same, so I always thought people just used the Dutch word wtf
“Who gave you the fine?”
“The parking inspector”
“That bastard”
Lmao
Yed
"And what did you do with his body after you murdered him?"
😂
Still can’t believe Greg murdered the parking inspector
420th like lol
@@blackoutlol2857 shut up
Ikr
I know what a plot twist
1000k like
They can help you guys get off after the melon heist
I want this to be a trilogy
I can't wait to see them portray all the characters. Possibly even Melanie.
@@Catherinzsl with Darcy playing Melony 😂
Bruh you here too lmao
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access your mum helps get me off
They’re so professional that they use *Coloured paper*
i know right, so professional 🥵
Why is it that the murder rate has increased by 50%?
.... Jaxon: gO oUt AnD cOmMiT mUrDeR!!
u mean randy
When the CFO of Bed Bath & Beyond tells you to do something, you do it.
Mystic Surfer hahahaha
@@phitsf5475 I only take my orders from the CEO of Apple
I may have done some things I regret...
@@HufflepuffBaseball42313 yeah like buy every version of every apple product in existence 3 times
"the biggest project" just means the project they had to put the most clothes on for
And use different names. (Remember that minecraft video with "Who are you... Lachlan, look"?)
The fist bump at 5:47
"Murder is ... le-illegal"
5:46 not 5:47
@@StevenMan-vn3wg 5:43 not 5:46
2:17
"and who gave you this parking fine?"
"the parking inspector."
*"the bastard."*
1.5 k likes and 1 comment
@@hazzerd2354 3
@@kadei7117 4
I read this comment when they said it
@@tobybenitez5260 congratulation
Jaxon: “You’ve stumbled across the right 1990s television commercial”
Lachlan: *uses an iPhone*
jaxon*
galaxy*
Călin Guga he was right a capital for a name because it is a noun
"We'll get you away with murder!"
"Don't encourage that"
"Go ahead and commit a murder, bring it to us, test us, we'll get you away with goddamn murder!"
"no!"
gets me everytime
i’m absolutely losing my mind right now over this video. pure chaos and terror. the duality of man. i’ve never seen an art like this before boys. you’ve enlightened me.
That about sums up the experience I had watching this on acid
Andrew Newton - Ross bro i was high when i commented on this video i love that for us
@@lizroszel265 Connected through more than time and space, We are the ghost inside the meme.
The duality of man indeed
@Liz Roszel are you kidding ? It's good one but you're exaggerating it like anything..!!
When you and your friends find a suit and tie
How does this have 492 likes and no replies
These men could literally say anything and I would find it hilarious solely because of their accents.
Just like british people
Mhm
Wait to Aussie accents add to comedy?? (Aussie here so I don’t hear their accent)
@@ChloAlexandra19 for Americans they do. Things just sound strangely wittier.
I’m Australian and even i find it funny
They look like 1920s mobsters dressed like that not lawyers 😂
Danielle Alexandra feel like they went more 80s
@@Lani-sc2oj no, they Look 1920s mate
Not really
Their style is more late 40’s, early 50’s to be honest.
Theyre fashion is clearly more 1860s
"Are you our lawyer?"
"Are you?"
*Lachlan nods*
"Yes."
This was the funniest part
Jackson: wE’lL GeT yOu AwAy witH GoDaMn mUrDer!!!!!
Lachlan: nOoO!!!!!!
Caleb Chong Randy and Chip
That's not a Lawyer, that's a yer
laughed i .funny
haha
Laughed, I did. Funny, I found.
This was good tbh hahahaha
Hahaha 10/10
As a lawyer, I can tell you this is an accurate reflection of a good number of lawyers.
There's a preconception lawyers are in a bracket of supposedly being somewhat intelligent. After seeing and experiencing half a dozen family court lawyers amd seeing how ill conceived and ineffective those ones are, I can definitively and absolutely confirm this preconception is complete bs.
I then proceeded to represent myself (to their utter shock and horror) multiple times and won everything they had previously lost, so basically .. in a way I actually became a better lawyer than your average state sponsored family court lawyer ( It's not hard) except I didn't get paid for my services to myself. In fact, I fele3like I should have been paid for it. I showed up these " lawyers" if that's actually what we call them, without any formal law degree or experience. Heck thinking about it now, I definitely should have been paid for that. What a legend
Jackson: Are you a lawyer?!
Darcy: Are you?
*Pause, Lachlan nods*
Jackson: ... yEs
Holy shit I spat out my water
jaxon*
@@calinguga shutup
@@noahfisher6076 no u
@@MegaVikingen reverse card
600th like 🎉
I feel like they found the outfit and made a random skit about it
I come back and rewatch this masterpiece every few months or so. It is truly one of the greatest pieces of ...art ever conceived.
Looking fine in those suits gentlemen. Also one of your best yet lol
Wow u have a lot of subs but no one commented or liked ur comments .thats.just sad
Death Knightgin subs can’t be compared with likes, you can have a 0 subs account get 10k likes
No presentation video is clearly the best
@@icannotthinkofaname6248 Yeah but normally when someone has a lot of subs, a lot of people like the comment because they like the youtuber or just think it’s cool a popular youtuber watched a video they like, especially when they’re verified
Look at them fine suits in gentlemen
Nobody:
Jaxon: *Murder* !
Randy
Murrda
*
Jaxon: *Commit a Crime*
"Are you a lawyer?"
Akward pause...."Yes.."
Lolled so hard
i've said it before and i'll SAY IT AGAIN:
never trust a man in a fedora.
Commie spys
I totally disagree, no one more trustworthy
Ha I ruined the perfect 400
Unless they look like Dorian Electra
Unless it’s Raymond Reddington
Jaxon: Go out and commit murder!
Murders:📈📈📈
STONKS
That really makes me laugh so hard
“Are you a lawyer”
“.....”
*nods*
“YES”
I'm a lawyer and I didn't find this funny. You guys just documented exactly what happens at my firm
So your firm gets people in for an initial consultation and then basically says we're not sure and then continues to provide little use whilst billing time?
@@YTho-ev1ej this is a joqué
I'm also a lawyer and I found this hilarious. Hits the hammer right on the stereotypical nail
Hahaha me too
@@YTho-ev1ej I can't tell if you're being serious or not
The new Netflix adaptation for Ace Attorney looks great
The "are you a lawyer?... Are you?" *Nods yes* is comic gold 😂
Read this as it played in the video
This is word for word Australian legal aid system.
As well as American.
Gold Whisperer Prospecting
Very good, very good.
Legal aid be like "yep well ur going to jail" "but it's just an unpaid parking fine" "better get ur affairs in order"
Legal aid be like "yep well ur going to jail" "but it's just an unpaid parking fine" "better get ur affairs in order"
Josh Gibbons so we have proof you aren't guilty but just plead guilty anyway, the judge is putting on a BBQ this Friday.
Lachlan: "Let me see what you have"
Jaxon: "Murder!"
Lachlan: "NO!"
The humour? Yes. The accents? Also yes. The sibling chemistry? Goddamn frosting on the cake.
WE ARE THE BEST LAW PEOPLE
LAWERS
RIGHT LAWERS
“Hello do you have any LAWERS who are better then us”
“ye-“
“Didn’t think so”
Andre Faiva how can you misspell lawyers 3 times in a row?
@@SemiGun he's got talent 😂
@@adityachristopher2011 don't assume their gander
@@adityachristopher2011 don't assume their gander
@@adityachristopher2011 like really stop assuming ganders
Alternate title: When you buy a suit and then the pandemic hits.
Think they should stick to the original
@@penelopevee1684 it's a joke
I honestly think it's best that they *don't* contribute to the "mention the Covid pandemic every chance you get" phase.
My name is Greg, and the "get out of here Greg" but is now my alarm.
Wakes me up good and proper.
Thanks lads.
Feel bad for the man who just wanted to despute his parking fine
That was f'n excellent!! Great work guys. "Get out of here Greg!" I'll be using that at work... On Stephen.
Did you ever get the chance to use it?
@@weepyllama I did! Steve's a bit sick of it now 😄
Omg!!! “Steve’s a bit sick of it now”!!! Lmao Classic!!! Love it 🤣😂🤣
@@NightmareTales you meant GREG is a bit sick of it now
Lol just commenting trying to boost your channel 😂 sad
I died when they did the “GET OUTTA HERE” bit
It’s like they didn’t want to deal with it anymore so they just overcompensated 🤣🤣🤣
I wanted to be a lawyer but now I’m having second thoughts
Edit: People want to know the reason of why I have second thoughts, it’s because Johnston and Johnston with there such knowledge of law they will take all the customers.
And a bit of murder
Why?
Because you won’t get any customers because Johnston and Johnston will take all the cases
You’ll never match up to JandJ
Law is very dangerous too
Murduh*
Ty good one mate
We have an Australian Seinfeld brewing in the mix on our hands.
not really
@Kaden Chim yeah i think they did
@Blake Kruger it dont make sense
Seinfeld aint even good this is good on the other hand
@@sekandarissaqi5189 they’re both great
Should be a sequel where Darcy finds actual lawyers to sue Fairbairn lawyers for fraud and misinformation
Are you a lawyer? Jaxon looks at Lachlan for reassurance. Lachlan nods.
Jaxon: *Yes.*
Wow. WOW. wow. WOW!
You saw the video too?
Stop with the spoilers.
Dr.Barrel you f*cking killed her
666th like
1:05 *our law. is your law*
2:28 *"your law is our law"
This could almost be its own miniseries honestly, much more potential than a single skit. Fuckin dope mate.
"we don't know what we're doing"
*"we know exactly what we're doing"*
"I did a murder" is the most innocent way of saying I murdered somebody
Sadly this reminds me of several people i graduated with
They're hands down the best Lawyers in Australia.
I don't know why I'm getting a shit ton of likes on many of my comments recently, I guess alot of people are watching RUclips during quarantine.
As an aussie can confirm
Hands down under*
The best lawyers in the world* sorry you made a spelling error.
@@hxxwk you are so wise, true they're better then Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) you will understand this if you watched Daredevil on Netflix.
Nobody else like this comment. If you know, you know
As a lawyer this is the most hilarious shit I've ever watched
oh, you're a lawyer?
name every law.
@Garrett Monson yes it is illegal to bird in the state of birds
@@ididntasklol no. 1 bird law, no. 2 murder is leg- illegal, I mean illegal
@@revejay ....ok you're off the hook.
f o r n o w . . .
Isn't it illegal for lawyers to have senses of humor?
I swear I’ve never laughed as this hard ever, I lost it when he said” are u a lawyer? Are you?...........yes?” This is better than anyone else on RUclips 100%
“This 1990s commercial”
Looks like the 60s lol
Muntazir Yes they did. They weren't very good, but they existed.
Uhhh hate to kill your buzz but they didnt have color tvs then untill the 1950s and those were the most expensive thing that existed for 20 years so i doubt ots a 60s commercial dont argue idc nor will i reply and no millennial boomer cards plz
Since the worldwide 90s happened during the 2000s in Russia, I guess the 60s should've only gotten to 'Straya during the 90s, which this 2020s short film is about. If you managed to understand what I tried to say, you deserve a prize.
Skank Hunt42 ok... I’m not meaning to argue but I’m not quite sure what your comment meant, a complete lack of punctuation and grammar make it almost impossible to understand
I thought they were saying that their dress was similar to the 60s.
Americans: law
Australians: lor
Dark souls players: LORE
they really said lor whahah
What, people DONT pronounce it as lore?
Finally. It's the same with british people. They say draw like drawer. Saw like sore. Nobody talked about it, i thought i was mental
Americans say Laaaah tho which is just weird lol
watching this 2 years later again and it is still a master piece
"got some law that needs doin?"
- Chip Law Johnston, 2020
1990's not 2020
They Are dressed like somrone who sells cigarettes illegally in the 40's
To me they look like 60 year old drug dealers
It’s just the local druggies
Saul Goodman has been real quiet since they've become lawyers
“The lawyers that don’t know any laws” Sounds about right
My favourite part is when they just write "court of appeals" on a piece of paper and then that's supposed to be a joke
I just love how these Guys are just funny. Please never start doing professional Productions. This Style is so sympathetic!
After getting caught during the melon heist, they ask to call their lawyers. Coincidentally, they asked to go to the bathroom where they make their speedy change of clothes. Upon returning to the courtroom, they lawyers have arrived but the arrested men haven't. They have realized that the two most notorious melonizers have escaped
Daniel Respecio GOLD
"Melonizers" is my new favorite slur. Thank you.
0:24 We are the best lawyers in the country
We checked
Hi does your Law firm have any lawyers better then us?.. *DIdn’T ThINk sO*
That part killed me lol
Darcy: what’s a law
Jackson: uhh, m- murd- murder? Uhh murder i- iss uhh
Lachlan: illegal
Jackson: illegal yeah boom
*fist bump*
“I just had a parking fine I wanted to check out.”
*_”DiD yOu Do A mUrDeR?”_*
We need Melon Heist: Full Movie
These guys are much better than Aussie lawyers: they learned Greg’s name, didn’t spend hours of billable time arguing over the scheduling of meetings, and didn’t bill Greg immediately after kicking him out.
Them constantly yelling at Darcy to get out of here was the best
That was greg
I lost it when he said SCRAM!
That was Greg
That was Arnold
That was Donald
Ten bucks that these are the lawyers that we all turn to when the melon heist case is taken to court.
But nice job on the video boys, captured that 90s Australian advertising perfectly. 👌🏼
I'm from north America basically the samenthing😂
Seriously one of your best skits ... from comedic timing to script to music 👍
how's your quarantine going? in three days I watched every single fairbairn films video. all 191!! so I guess quarantine really ain't all bad. love you guys!
you have issues woman! Your issue being, what are you going to watch now??
BIIIINGE WATCH
Y
@@92brunod every single fairbairn films video again.
Congratulations lads. You’ve gone from making amazingly pointless comedy skits, too a full blown free movie on RUclips. This had so many plot twists, I couldn’t tell how this was going to end. And I was not disappointed. This is some quality content boys. Now scram Greg.
I like how they said to the law room but stayed in the same room
The casual fist bump at the end 😂
That is great comedy right there
Well done boys!
I've never wanted to be a lawyer more than i do right now
I’m convinced they are the best lawyers
90% of their ad revenue was spent on creating that intro
A filter, text, and jump cuts are totally expensive
" we have to use the law to get out of this"
Starts couponing on the floor
Because our law, is your law. Best slogan ever.
If there is anyone wondering (doubt): Jaxon's tie is from the Australia the Gift website
“Get out of here Greg!!!”
Danny Gonzales fans:
Hahaha
Danny!
Haha
Sadness intensifies
I’ll throw my La Cruiox can at you
That research part is such a jam. Might not have been without the visuals being so absurd. Awesome video!
The first time they just started yelling at "greg" to leave is where I lost it 😂
As a Greg who is tall enough to hit their head on door frames, this hit different
GET OUTTA HERE GREG
GET OUTTA HERE GREG
GET OUTTA HERE GREG
GET OUTTA HERE GREG!!!
Just please take me with you😊
GET OUTTA HERE GREG!
im getting to learn so much about Australia from these documentaries.
I love how we all simultaneously thought this was gonna be melon heist three.
That music was so 80's I went through puberty again.
I was even not yet concieved again!
I really love this video. Keep coming back to watch this.
Okay, but there are two things which absolutely crack me up: 1) The handshake they do in the ad.
2) Darcy asked Jaxon on the phone whether or not Jaxon's a lawyer and Jaxon looked to Lachlan and Lachlan nodded. But like how does Lachlan listen to what's being said on the phone? I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂
“Are you a lawyer”
“Are you”
........
"Gregory?"
"I haven't even told you my name"
That circle back to murder was amazingly executed
"To the law room"
(queue montage)
Their secret has been revealed, Lachlan is left handed
YESSSSS
Eeeeew
I didn't know amber heards lawyers had an ad 🤣😭
U need to put this before any film in a movie theater this is just too perfect