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  • [04/01/2024 uploaded]
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Комментарии • 311

  • @ArmedChef1989
    @ArmedChef1989 2 месяца назад +456

    LOL … Someone, somewhere in China will think this is real.

    • @chamikk90
      @chamikk90 2 месяца назад

      youtube is banned in china
      they are safe from CIA propaganda.

    • @JohnJaneson2449
      @JohnJaneson2449 2 месяца назад +35

      That would be awesome. 😂
      I hope the foreign ministry literally cite this video as official source 😂

    • @dperreno
      @dperreno 2 месяца назад +8

      More than just someONE, I would bet.

    • @MrFreefonix420
      @MrFreefonix420 2 месяца назад +13

      They're all screaming they were right and the April fools part was lost in translation 😂

    • @SprakanaKerum
      @SprakanaKerum 2 месяца назад +6

      They always stumble when it comes to humor because it's an unfamiliar thing to them

  • @austinhuskey2921
    @austinhuskey2921 2 месяца назад +545

    A true CIA agent posting it on April Fools to make us think it’s a joke. I’m on to you!

    • @N0RZC
      @N0RZC 2 месяца назад +8

      😂

    • @tiefblau2780
      @tiefblau2780 2 месяца назад +2

      Why is it so hard to understand that it for the better ...
      But sure why not , if only them benefit because they live else where ...
      Wait until we send it back to the Sit Hold it came from LoL , Just look at the water purification situation. I sure am will be Laughing at SANLU when THERE ARE NO WATER s

    • @Zyzyx442
      @Zyzyx442 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tiefblau2780 Well said good sir! Good day sir.

    • @tiefblau2780
      @tiefblau2780 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Zyzyx442 sorry for hard to understand sentences, I can't say Cena the shadows are already following me

  • @arthurmarcil6787
    @arthurmarcil6787 2 месяца назад +277

    Happy April Fools' Day from Nigerian prince

    • @Guildofarcanelore
      @Guildofarcanelore 2 месяца назад +14

      Nigerian Prince! Where is my money, your highness?

    • @dongshengdi773
      @dongshengdi773 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@GuildofarcaneloreDavid, please recruit me for the CIA

  • @catauandrei8842
    @catauandrei8842 2 месяца назад +97

    China Insider Association - CIA. Dude isn't lying .

    • @Sir_Godz
      @Sir_Godz 2 месяца назад +1

      omg

    • @SanityIsland
      @SanityIsland 2 месяца назад +1

      For real

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 Месяц назад +2

      Wait, it's been the CIA this whole time👨‍🚀?

    • @ArnoBach
      @ArnoBach Месяц назад

      @@Sir_Godz please refrain from blaspheming.

    • @dereknicol3465
      @dereknicol3465 Месяц назад

      Haha good one man. CIA

  • @neil666akashikamaru
    @neil666akashikamaru 2 месяца назад +67

    I knew it!! Get that money! 😅

  • @JohnJaneson2449
    @JohnJaneson2449 2 месяца назад +56

    He hasn't told you guys everything. David is the direct primogeniture descendant of the last Ming-dynasty Emperor Chongzhen. Meaning, if CCP is dissolved, he immediately becomes the new emperor of China.
    Now you know why he tries hard to overthrow the CCP and why he knows so much about China.

    • @dongshengdi773
      @dongshengdi773 2 месяца назад +4

      I knew that too

    • @DK-ev9dg
      @DK-ev9dg 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this clown indeed a CIA agent

  • @cancel66
    @cancel66 2 месяца назад +109

    Youre amazing and im glad to have you working for the cia :3

    • @michaeldwyer9656
      @michaeldwyer9656 2 месяца назад +2

      David would never be let in the front door in Langley. David is way too decent.

    • @cancel66
      @cancel66 2 месяца назад

      @@michaeldwyer9656 its April fools

    • @FreeSpirit5150
      @FreeSpirit5150 2 месяца назад +3

      Now there's 1 honest person in the CIA. 😅

  • @cymeriandesigns
    @cymeriandesigns 2 месяца назад +127

    I had no idea the Culinary Institute of America had this kind of op going.

    • @ChinaInsiderWithDavidZhang
      @ChinaInsiderWithDavidZhang  2 месяца назад +44

      The best steaks

    • @Frombie_01
      @Frombie_01 2 месяца назад +9

      @@ChinaInsiderWithDavidZhangThe Culinary Institute of America are far more covert than that. They are deep under cover. One word. Malatang!

    • @dongshengdi773
      @dongshengdi773 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Frombie_01在食堂 的 麻辣烫。

    • @Guildofarcanelore
      @Guildofarcanelore 2 месяца назад +1

      @@dongshengdi773 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tikdoph
      @tikdoph 2 месяца назад +3

      They're cooking up all kinds of trouble and intrigue.

  • @Schminner
    @Schminner 2 месяца назад +66

    You're paid for by the prince of Nigeria

  • @uppercueryan
    @uppercueryan 2 месяца назад +53

    Cia coming in for the W. Ministry of state security just wants some love too.

  • @highlander723
    @highlander723 2 месяца назад +24

    Happy April fool's Day.
    But on a serious note David please keep doing what you're doing. A lot of young people here are brainwashed into thinking that China is the ultimate example of a perfect socialist society When nothing could be further from the truth. please keep doing what you're doing please keep shining light

  • @AnarchistGrandpa
    @AnarchistGrandpa 2 месяца назад +37

    😎Special Tuber Agent Zhang 😎

  • @chrispy104k
    @chrispy104k 2 месяца назад +16

    Hahaha. Well played David.

  • @gh-dw3tg
    @gh-dw3tg 2 месяца назад +6

    LOL..... don't forget....that message will self destruct.....RUN! 🤣. Great video..keep rockin. April 1st....well played.

  • @Burkhard_Ehnes
    @Burkhard_Ehnes 2 месяца назад +12

    you must do April's fools day according Chinese calendar...

  • @MoeFokah
    @MoeFokah 2 месяца назад +14

    Well, Google hands out info to the feds, so...

  • @perihelion7798
    @perihelion7798 2 месяца назад +9

    A true confession that appears false...very clever. A true psy operation.

    • @dongshengdi773
      @dongshengdi773 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm a CCP spy .
      Please recruit me into the CIA too .
      I'm going to be a very valuable asset.
      I have a lot of top secret information to reveal.
      No joke .

    • @anthonypareigis6188
      @anthonypareigis6188 Месяц назад

      He's actually funded by a cult. No really he's been a member of and funded by faolun gong a cult that was driven from China in the 90s

  • @randomscreenalias7737
    @randomscreenalias7737 2 месяца назад +7

    In my current capacity as Director of the CIA, I’d like to have a word with you David.😳🙄😒😤

  • @tanweekok1
    @tanweekok1 2 месяца назад +4

    Wow! Good one👏👏👏👏 for today.

  • @robchandler9163
    @robchandler9163 2 месяца назад +6

    Brilliant!

  • @johnvenier4011
    @johnvenier4011 2 месяца назад +7

    Sweet. I need some of that filthy lucre as well!

  • @TheYORK21
    @TheYORK21 2 месяца назад +10

    you got me 🤑

  • @0Zebadee0
    @0Zebadee0 2 месяца назад +8

    HA HA HA ... Can't wait for this to appear all over the CCP internet. They don't get April Fool.

  • @kevinsun0711
    @kevinsun0711 2 месяца назад +12

    It is April fools!😂

  • @chrislj2890
    @chrislj2890 2 месяца назад +7

    Finally my American tax dollars are being put to good use. Keep up the good work.

  • @adrianlee9717
    @adrianlee9717 2 месяца назад +5

    Yes, we commentors are all paid by the CIA to comment too. So here is what I'm paid to comment, "Wow Great stuff Derek!"

  • @davehue9517
    @davehue9517 2 месяца назад +2

    Hahaha... good one on April 1 😂😂

  • @Ichi.Capeta
    @Ichi.Capeta 2 месяца назад +1

    I saw the recommendation thumbnail. I knew whart day it is. And I still want to watch it.

  • @MastemaJack
    @MastemaJack 2 месяца назад +6

    Yup its true they come up to Canada to film in Vancouver.

  • @michaelramirez7009
    @michaelramirez7009 2 месяца назад +4

    I feel an April fools joke video coming. I'm still going to be watching 😂

  • @BoycottChinaa
    @BoycottChinaa 2 месяца назад +3

    Salute! 🍻

  • @thungenny7484
    @thungenny7484 2 месяца назад +1

    Nice answer to those questions brother. Jst speak the truth .

  • @DJWHITE_
    @DJWHITE_ Месяц назад +1

    It’s ridiculous to think that our own moral compass upsets these folk to the point where they have to call you out with no basis or self reflection.

  • @dokmaybabbitt2399
    @dokmaybabbitt2399 2 месяца назад +1

    I don't think ccp knew what is the April "s fool means!

  • @samuelcampbell1205
    @samuelcampbell1205 2 месяца назад +1

    I love the sarcasm. ....Good Luck!

  • @BonoMark-mc5mn
    @BonoMark-mc5mn 16 дней назад +1

    Good you’re a true American money matters.matters even more than your ancestors

  • @sashasafari2519
    @sashasafari2519 2 месяца назад +1

    Haha. The title of video got me fooled. Good one David!😂

  • @MrVenne73
    @MrVenne73 2 месяца назад +2

    Haha🤣 Happy Apr.1.

  • @Kengen01
    @Kengen01 2 месяца назад +13

    Welcome to the first of April 😂

  • @UsernamedJory
    @UsernamedJory 2 месяца назад +1

    🤔 Oh, and THANKS for all the 💸 for saying such nice things about you, 😉 your tips are so generous and insightful 😝 👏🏻💕🙏🏼

  • @denisdufresne5338
    @denisdufresne5338 2 месяца назад +2

    Yes it sounds as an April Fools.

  • @ericwalker5329
    @ericwalker5329 2 месяца назад

    Great one David!!!!!

  • @mosqueda317
    @mosqueda317 2 месяца назад +1

    Awesome, thanks for the 😂

  • @HerkaDerpa419
    @HerkaDerpa419 2 месяца назад +1

    Always excited to see the truth 🤣

  • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
    @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 месяца назад +3

    Definitely easier than the crack dealing

  • @ch4.hayabusa
    @ch4.hayabusa 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for your service agent Long Wang. My wife in Canada who is a 100% real wants to meet you to discuss tofu dreg recipes. 😘

    • @DK-ev9dg
      @DK-ev9dg 2 месяца назад

      You're also loser like him. Canada is 40 years behind China.

  • @vladimirzarkov6777
    @vladimirzarkov6777 2 месяца назад

    David, thank you for the best April Fools video I've seen today. 😁

  • @randalsaladbar
    @randalsaladbar 2 месяца назад

    Classic! Haha keep up the great work, special agent Mr Z

  • @buffalo369
    @buffalo369 2 месяца назад +1

    Bec the Chinese fake everything, they think everyone else is faking it.
    Btw, I am 009. James Bond is my teacher. 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for your clandestine service.

  • @fw420
    @fw420 2 месяца назад +3

    Fbi 👀

  • @forbeginnersandbeyond6089
    @forbeginnersandbeyond6089 2 месяца назад +1

    Today is the first day of April. That’s when CIA comes out of the woodwork. Lol😂

  • @michaeldwyer9656
    @michaeldwyer9656 2 месяца назад

    Fine act . . . well done.

  • @kylorokx1552
    @kylorokx1552 2 месяца назад +4

    Captain America approved

  • @YoutubeWatcher264
    @YoutubeWatcher264 2 месяца назад +1

    CCP Shills and Trolls: Aha! He finally admitted it!! Busted!!

  • @raeward1605
    @raeward1605 2 месяца назад +1

    Well done, 😂😂😂❤❤❤😅

  • @MrChu-hi2kd
    @MrChu-hi2kd 2 месяца назад +3

    LOL David is CIA MK Ultra agent 🤣

  • @Sir_Godz
    @Sir_Godz 2 месяца назад

    i frikin knew it.. Shill for Big semi obscure yt geo politic interests

  • @ter6501
    @ter6501 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh no I hope the CIA doesn't learn everything about me and figure out I've been a naughty boy uWu!

  • @strega0
    @strega0 2 месяца назад +1

    Smh. We believed you David! 😂

  • @michaelcooksey7232
    @michaelcooksey7232 2 месяца назад

    David, NSA on line 3!!!

  • @sherrygadberryturner9527
    @sherrygadberryturner9527 2 месяца назад

    👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣 Good one!

  • @Aeynora
    @Aeynora 2 месяца назад

    🤣🤣😂 You got me at the start. April Fools Day.

  • @horrorislander
    @horrorislander 2 месяца назад

    I guess I'll come clean too. The CIA is paying me to like this video!

  • @Tattletale97
    @Tattletale97 2 месяца назад +1

    Not CIA, Hes KGB~

  • @TheIndCurmudgeon
    @TheIndCurmudgeon 2 месяца назад

    I'm afraid that this will go over the heads of the intended target. Pity, because it's really funny!

  • @keintabak
    @keintabak 2 месяца назад

    You KNOW the CCP is going to run with this story! 🤣 (The longer this clip ran, the more I worried that he wasn't joking 😨... Then I realized it's April Fool's Day 😅!)

  • @kayfarley7857
    @kayfarley7857 2 месяца назад

    David - A lot of these internet figures are talking through their tailpipes. Just keep on reporting, and the regular listeners will keep on listening. That means me.

  • @NYC_LIBERAL
    @NYC_LIBERAL 2 месяца назад

    *I KNEW IT!!!!*

  • @charloseyes
    @charloseyes Месяц назад

    take care bro!

  • @dengtan1072
    @dengtan1072 2 месяца назад

    😂🤣😅. This is hilarious! 😆

  • @blackmagicfilms39
    @blackmagicfilms39 Месяц назад

    Incredible

  • @light9581
    @light9581 2 месяца назад

    welcome comrade

  • @Scarletdollie
    @Scarletdollie 2 месяца назад

    Not the email self destructing 😂😂

  • @tanyas8596
    @tanyas8596 2 месяца назад

    Oh that's IT!! They are faking that everything if fake! Brilliant lol

  • @Rezzhuanne
    @Rezzhuanne 2 месяца назад +1

    Happy April Fools! 🎉

  • @Waverlyduli
    @Waverlyduli 2 месяца назад

    The Great Accelerator Xi Jin Ping has been our best CIA operative. Great investment.

  • @BogotheMonkey
    @BogotheMonkey 2 месяца назад +1

    Happy April Fools🎉🎉

  • @SaintSaint
    @SaintSaint 2 месяца назад

    ah... yes. The Nigerian prince. Our top operative.

  • @greer176
    @greer176 2 месяца назад +1

    I want to work for CIA too😩🤣

  • @edhero4515
    @edhero4515 2 месяца назад

    Does the CIA need a "correspondent" in Austria? I could use a few million $ right now and what is happening in Austria is wild....wild!!! Oh believe me!

  • @LoneStar48
    @LoneStar48 Месяц назад

    CIA simply cannot be that efficient.

  • @Internalview44
    @Internalview44 Месяц назад

    Wow iam Impressed by CIA they had done most impressed feet in heartland of china

  • @bchalcyonhalcyon3730
    @bchalcyonhalcyon3730 2 месяца назад +1

    David needs to explain the thousands of Chinese just randomly walking pass the southern border wall. It’s perplexing, 30,000 random Chinese in the USA annually. Didn’t they see the trendy Asian hate crime?

  • @imerflores1167
    @imerflores1167 2 месяца назад

    Do you have anything to do with P. Diddy?
    Love your honest content brother, keep it coming, good or bad!

  • @zbsbd
    @zbsbd 2 месяца назад

    I NEW IT!

  • @p3falien233
    @p3falien233 2 месяца назад

    somehow i knew...... somehow....i've always known but did not want to believe it. ^_^

  • @mikeserna8542
    @mikeserna8542 2 месяца назад +4

    April fools

  • @JohnDoe-gq9hp
    @JohnDoe-gq9hp 2 месяца назад

    China has no April fool's day, so for them this is a spicy info.

  • @Soraky0
    @Soraky0 2 месяца назад

    Watch some CCP glazer believe this

  • @themommynator
    @themommynator 27 дней назад

    The sass is strong in this one.

  • @TheQuiteGuy69
    @TheQuiteGuy69 2 месяца назад

    Dam how just how could I have been believing this guy for years, I thought about those poor Chinese people leaving in oppression, only to find out it was all a lie 😢

  • @EC23331
    @EC23331 Месяц назад

    I can’t believe he was paid by the Chinese Intelligence Agency

  • @snoopysn100
    @snoopysn100 2 месяца назад

    happy April 2 day

  • @DaniTorresOfficial
    @DaniTorresOfficial 2 месяца назад +1

    Now the prob is most of the ppl don't get sarcasm...

  • @confuzsays7196
    @confuzsays7196 2 месяца назад

    It's the 2nd in Australia

  • @ibupnorth
    @ibupnorth 2 месяца назад

    Too funny!

  • @keithframe3489
    @keithframe3489 Месяц назад

    I knew it

  • @PowellGFX
    @PowellGFX 2 месяца назад

    some real gangster shit Dave

  • @thewarriorpainter9159
    @thewarriorpainter9159 2 месяца назад

    lol, love this.