The Sims 3 - 2:20 Resident Evil: Genesis - 4:39 Putt-Putt Golf - 10:02 World of Warcraft - 13:31 Fatality - 17:49 Devil May Cry 3D - 26:14 Devil May Cry 4 - 30:04 Family Guy 2 - 33:53 Felix The Devil 2 - 39:17 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Mobile - 41:50 Counter-Strike 1.7? - 50:20 Kingdom Hearts - 1:11:52 Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain - 1:21:07 Legends of Wrestle Mania - 1:32:47 Metal Gear Acid - 1:47:06 3D Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 1:52:54 Diablo III - 2:08:48 Grand Theft Auto: Soviet Russia - 2:13:49 The Urinator - 2:22:59 Rolling with Katamari - 2:26:31 Stalker Mobile - 2:31:20 Mexican Wrestling - 2:33:20 Duke Nukem Mobile - 2:36:07 DOOM II: Hell on Earth 2:39:06 Super Mario Planet - 2:44:27
That Chuck Norris game really felt like the Russian bootleggers knew nothing about the source material, but instead went off of all those old Chuck Norris jokes as a frame of reference.
When I got my first cell phone, I played all of these thinking they were like 5 cents or something each. Then I charged my dad's credit card for $100 and he yelled at me. He took the phone and I never played any GTA mobile Helicopter Snake games again.
Yeah, good times indeed. I remember once a very smart-ass guy opened a shop by the other side of the street, just next to the house I lived in, and "sold" Java games to schoolers. Basically, that's what he did: he took the phone, connected it to the pc he had there and downloaded a file with the game you wanted. The price was approximately 1 dollan per game (by that time that was 35 rubles or so). And it was all shit. Stinky, stinky shit. Even worse than that you've just seen. Now, however, I just wonder, how much money did one make before his shop got closed... Good times.
I have such a vivid memory of trying to get Sims 3 to work on my shitty flip-phone around 2009-2010. One of my friends had it, so I asked him to send me the .exe file via Bluetooth. As expected, I never got it to work. I remember being super upset about it and asked my parents for a new flip-phone just because I couldn't get this shitty java game to work. Luckily they didn't get me one
Back then when I had a Nokia, it included a CD with the program Nokia PC Suite. The software could transfer music, images, java games, etc., from the Pc to my Nokia. So, I found this website that had a lot of java games and themes for those old phones. I downloaded the files and installed a bunch of good and dubious games on my phone like Super Mario Planet lol. The only good or half-decent games that I enjoyed playing were Soul of Darkness, the Darkest Fear Trilogy and God of War Betrayal.
@@PS3owner4045 I can't post links on youtube, but basically go to archive dot org and look for "Pack of 300+ games for old java phones" you'll need to look for an emulator, i used KEmulator back in the day Edit: looking trough the folder i realized there aren't 300, the original zip (from 2004) said 300 so i got bamboozled myself Edit 2: try Doom RPG, it's deceiptevely good
Oh heck. Last weekend I watched a saved video of part 1 while I was over at my parent's place (They have no Wifi) on repeat. This is like a prayer being answered :D
I came to this video wondering if that one Katamari flip-phone game was on here. I was very pleased that it was but also disappointed that I didn’t get to see more...
I remember playing a Moto GP 2 game, another one based on the 2003 Hulk movie that always crashed at the second level, and an Ice Age 2 game with Scrat. Weird collection, but I thought they were okay at the time.
I remember playing the shit out of these games back in 2008... I used to pay ~1 Euro a month from a shady WAP website and got access to a shit load of J2ME games, ringtones, wallpapers, and music (at like 64kbps LMAO). Ah good old memories...
Oh, a couple of small funny things: there's a number of russian and chinese knock-offs of other phone games among the J2ME library. Be wary. Be SURE to try Cyberpunk: Arasaka's Plot.
@@kurisuchiinathecrocodile333 they vary. there's some really bad ones, specially among the russian ones (due to being shallow reskins), and the chinese ones are often misleading (like the "devil may cry" being nothing like DMC)
In which Joel doesn't realize that chat was trying to tell him Ac!d was always a turn based card game spinoff of Metal Gear, runs out of patience and gets bored before he even actually tries to play the game.
That voice Joel does for the subscription caller sounds exactly like Oney when he does that cowardly voice lol definitely when Joel says yeah your phone and okay bye, and it cracks me up hahahahaha.
Holy SHIT this is unlocking some deep seeded childhood memories... Stealing my mom's shitty ass phone to play sally's spa and bejeweled while she was getting a haircut, my god!
Does anyone else say "REvil (or Ree-vil)" instead of "RE" or "Resident Evil?" It's something I've been shorthanding since I picked the series up, and want to know if I'm alone in this
I remember that chuck norris game, i just got my new iphone 3g back then after transitioning from nokia n73 and its one of the first few games i have on the iphone. I remember one of the features is that you can swap the enemy faces with anyone you took with your camera. Also the loading screen of the game are filled with shitty chuck norris jokes lol. Tbf chuck norris meme was really popular at that time
Sims3 was the shit back in the day an actual sims3 game for your phone with also some expansions like world ambitions and such This vid made me wonder if joel ever heard of doom rpg
I remember playing Sims 2 Java back in the day, incredibly limited with barely any customization to sims. Still, having a functional Sims game on a phone was kinda cool
51:13 Ah yes, I do recall learning about the Nazis' fondness for weapons such as the MP5, and the Desert Eagle. And the Soviets' fondness for the AWP and M4A1. And is that "bullpup" a Eugene Stoner Rifle?
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bless those old flip phone games, and bless those kids who asked if your phone had games
it was an era man
Sudoku and Uno were defaults
Zylo Wolf and brick breaker
@@flavorfulsoups yep
My flip phone only had golf 💀
Do you have "games" on your "phone"?
my brother had that sims game on his phone
this is how it went
make sim
go to fridge
eat burger
sims dies of overeating (I think)
so every version of mobile sims 3 was awful
That's pretty similar to my daily schedule.
Died from Burger Disease.
The Sims 3 - 2:20
Resident Evil: Genesis - 4:39
Putt-Putt Golf - 10:02
World of Warcraft - 13:31
Fatality - 17:49
Devil May Cry 3D - 26:14
Devil May Cry 4 - 30:04
Family Guy 2 - 33:53
Felix The Devil 2 - 39:17
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Mobile - 41:50
Counter-Strike 1.7? - 50:20
Kingdom Hearts - 1:11:52
Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain - 1:21:07
Legends of Wrestle Mania - 1:32:47
Metal Gear Acid - 1:47:06
3D Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 1:52:54
Diablo III - 2:08:48
Grand Theft Auto: Soviet Russia - 2:13:49
The Urinator - 2:22:59
Rolling with Katamari - 2:26:31
Stalker Mobile - 2:31:20
Mexican Wrestling - 2:33:20
Duke Nukem Mobile - 2:36:07
DOOM II: Hell on Earth 2:39:06
Super Mario Planet - 2:44:27
Imagine getting a heart from Joel.
Imagine getting pinned by Joel.
I bet that's nice.
lucky.
dickhead mode i wanted some hearts aswell
"Fuck society" Piss on the floor and shit in the urinal! (⩜)
That Chuck Norris game really felt like the Russian bootleggers knew nothing about the source material, but instead went off of all those old Chuck Norris jokes as a frame of reference.
That’s an officially licensed game that was rereleased on iPhone
4:45 Sorry, but due to regional differences, I call that RE as Resident Evil *Mega Drive* instead.
I used to call the genesis the Ultra Drive as a joke.
When I got my first cell phone, I played all of these thinking they were like 5 cents or something each. Then I charged my dad's credit card for $100 and he yelled at me.
He took the phone and I never played any GTA mobile Helicopter Snake games again.
An expensive experience for you
How do you get 5 cents mixed up with $100?
Going to guess they thought $5 meant 5 cents, and all the games added up to $100 @@skyshunts
Valve finally releases a new game and it's Counter Strike Java for your phone.
Now let's wait for Half Life mobile to see how good it is.
The TF2 Heavy Update will be nothing more but a Java Version of TF2 for your stanky Nokia.
Final fantasy on the Samsung Intensity ll
"What, you guys don't have phones?"
Vice city one was a scam version that asks to send sms to certain number to "activate game"
I forgot that was a thing lol
Yeah, good times indeed.
I remember once a very smart-ass guy opened a shop by the other side of the street, just next to the house I lived in, and "sold" Java games to schoolers. Basically, that's what he did: he took the phone, connected it to the pc he had there and downloaded a file with the game you wanted. The price was approximately 1 dollan per game (by that time that was 35 rubles or so).
And it was all shit.
Stinky, stinky shit.
Even worse than that you've just seen.
Now, however, I just wonder, how much money did one make before his shop got closed...
Good times.
I have such a vivid memory of trying to get Sims 3 to work on my shitty flip-phone around 2009-2010. One of my friends had it, so I asked him to send me the .exe file via Bluetooth. As expected, I never got it to work. I remember being super upset about it and asked my parents for a new flip-phone just because I couldn't get this shitty java game to work. Luckily they didn't get me one
Joel singing to the Sims theme with a slight Portuguese accent sounds like Sepultura elevator music.
6:23 Now, I have seen Spintaro, Spinshiro, but this is the first time that I acknowledged *JILL SPINTINE!*
SPIN VALENTINE
spinthony spintano
3:00 Oh boy season 2 meme house looks awesome already
Yay! Just what I needed a funny Joel stream after a stressful day. You're awesome Joel!
_do you feel the power of jiesoos_
*welcome to hell*
_Smell, smell the Jiesoos_
time to smael
*SATANS ASSHOLE*
The fluids of christ
Your profile pic looks very familiar...
Shit, that Sims bit made me feel really nostalgic, I used to play that little game all the time on my Nokia Asha 302 lmao.
The filler episodes before the 「New Computer Arc」 begins proper.
Back then when I had a Nokia, it included a CD with the program Nokia PC Suite. The software could transfer music, images, java games, etc., from the Pc to my Nokia. So, I found this website that had a lot of java games and themes for those old phones. I downloaded the files and installed a bunch of good and dubious games on my phone like Super Mario Planet lol.
The only good or half-decent games that I enjoyed playing were Soul of Darkness, the Darkest Fear Trilogy and God of War Betrayal.
Gow Betrayal was even canon in the main story
i uploaded a pack of 300 of these games to the wayback machine, if anyone's interested
conviniently called 300 games for old java phones
Do you know any emulator?
Id love to play it! Please react
And where can I find it?
@@PS3owner4045 I can't post links on youtube, but basically go to archive dot org and look for "Pack of 300+ games for old java phones"
you'll need to look for an emulator, i used KEmulator back in the day
Edit: looking trough the folder i realized there aren't 300, the original zip (from 2004) said 300 so i got bamboozled myself
Edit 2: try Doom RPG, it's deceiptevely good
@@PS3owner4045 separate comment to post the link, if it lasts
archive.org/details/300mobilejavagames
Язык: Русский
Joel: 6ЛЯТ
Picnic
Me: хаха хе
*het*
@@luximdrago941 *нет**
*A D I D A S*
Oh heck. Last weekend I watched a saved video of part 1 while I was over at my parent's place (They have no Wifi) on repeat. This is like a prayer being answered :D
If jotles ever played crazy taxi it surely would be crazy
joel calling a mosin nagant a "moist nugget" really cracks me up
I can't wait for art of Mexican Sora and Russian Kirby
I’m a simple man. I see Lil Broomstick, I click
*LIL 🅱️R🅾️🅾️Ⓜ️STℹCC AKA YUNG CASH REGISTER*
I used to own sims 3 on a flip phone when I was 10 years old (same version but in english)
I came to this video wondering if that one Katamari flip-phone game was on here.
I was very pleased that it was but also disappointed that I didn’t get to see more...
it WAS?? awesome
1:21:26 Damn, *Joe from Game Sack* has his own game and he didn't tell that to us...
And he's also calling himself "Chuck Norris", for some reason.
Things have really been different since Dave left.
Y'all ever speedrun Resident Evil on a damn flip phone?
Didn't it come out for the Nokia N gage?
@@zylowolf7919 I'm not sure I just wanted to make a joke
Does anyone remember a Castlevania game made in Java?
I remember being spells and pidgeons as weapons
13:50 Man that fucking stock RPG Maker XP song actually caught me off guard.
1:33:55 Joel slowly descends into insanity
“Devil May C”
BT
UM
You should add Dr.Phil to meme house season 2 lmao
I remember playing a Moto GP 2 game, another one based on the 2003 Hulk movie that always crashed at the second level, and an Ice Age 2 game with Scrat. Weird collection, but I thought they were okay at the time.
We need Death Stranding Java Edition
I love when Joel speaks in Italian.
The best part is that he kinda gets right the pronunciation, most of the times.
Every day i think Joel os getting closer to come to Brazil
1:06:11
gotta love that default FL Studio template music
Thank you for the blood pants Joel
Tfw Joel doesn't realize Warcraft basically made Tower Defenses basically
imagine getting bootleg java taxi gta san andreas for $10/month
I remember playing the shit out of these games back in 2008... I used to pay ~1 Euro a month from a shady WAP website and got access to a shit load of J2ME games, ringtones, wallpapers, and music (at like 64kbps LMAO). Ah good old memories...
That kingdom hearts music mixed with the FF7 Motorcyle battle near the midgar selection xD
please god
russian chuck norris for hardcore friday
Oh, a couple of small funny things: there's a number of russian and chinese knock-offs of other phone games among the J2ME library. Be wary.
Be SURE to try Cyberpunk: Arasaka's Plot.
some of those are actually the best though
@@kurisuchiinathecrocodile333 they vary. there's some really bad ones, specially among the russian ones (due to being shallow reskins), and the chinese ones are often misleading (like the "devil may cry" being nothing like DMC)
@@The-Zer0th-Law I've heard good things of "Fire Emblem" ones, also perhaps some other decent out there.
Always enjoy watching these at work or at night
That Counter-Strike game that stole Half Life 2 assets was fuckin hilarious
Wow, I just finished watching the first one for the second trime and I was wondering when the next one (if it ever happened) would come. Mind blown.
Joel is more boomer than me and I’m 7 years older.
Mentally, I'm about as old as him and I'm almost a decade older
Ok boomer
I miss this caliber of technology.
I need a y2k revival.
Complete with DnB, alt rock and skeuomorphic/frutiger aero UI ala windows vista/Mac OS X.
In which Joel doesn't realize that chat was trying to tell him Ac!d was always a turn based card game spinoff of Metal Gear, runs out of patience and gets bored before he even actually tries to play the game.
All my flip phone had was snake, I was like afraid of going on the internet on it lol
Joel: restarts the game to pick a language he can understand
Also Joel: skips all the text
Putt-Putt is a chain of minigolf "fun centers" here in the US. I don't know how many locations there are, but I have one in my hometown in Indiana.
Joel trying to get the "AVP" (Aliens Versus Predator) sniper rifle is my favourite part.
Oh my god...I’ve actually played some of these games
we love you uncle joel
I THOUGHT WINNIE THE POOH WAS A WEIRD SHRIVELED BUDDAH STATUE
1:10:22 Joel putting all of his emotions into this one moment perfectly reminds me of why I love his streams.
Why do you enjoy suffering
Hey, who doesn't?
He makes himself suffer for our entertainment.
CBT
I love when Joel try to speak spanish, that's so cute
Greetings from Argentina Joel, and I'm sorry for my horrible English
Don't worry, your English isn't as bad as his Spanish.
Ragamuffin Skullman he was trying to read italian as if it was spanish in the family guy one and it killed me
That voice Joel does for the subscription caller sounds exactly like Oney when he does that cowardly voice lol definitely when Joel says yeah your phone and okay bye, and it cracks me up hahahahaha.
2:18:00 - this song is called "vse idet po planu" by grazhdanskaya oborona
Holy SHIT this is unlocking some deep seeded childhood memories... Stealing my mom's shitty ass phone to play sally's spa and bejeweled while she was getting a haircut, my god!
Does anyone else say "REvil (or Ree-vil)" instead of "RE" or "Resident Evil?"
It's something I've been shorthanding since I picked the series up, and want to know if I'm alone in this
Nah, just R. E.
Most common shorthand I know is just calling it Resi
I didn’t before but I’m going to now. That’s almost as good as the shorthand for My Hero Academia being Macadamia
I never thought I'd see Crazy Taxi disguised as GTA:SA but now I can say I have.
1:35:15 Shrek Dr Phil took me by surprise
Lead me to the swap
I remember that chuck norris game, i just got my new iphone 3g back then after transitioning from nokia n73 and its one of the first few games i have on the iphone. I remember one of the features is that you can swap the enemy faces with anyone you took with your camera. Also the loading screen of the game are filled with shitty chuck norris jokes lol. Tbf chuck norris meme was really popular at that time
bro that sims 3 thing brought up so many memories. My first ever phone had the demo of it and i thought it was the coolest thing.
1:53:42
Grand Theft Auto 6 - E3 2023 Full Showcase
Душевный стрим, спасибо дядя джубил
Joel: Presses "sim" to activiate sound
Also Joel: There's no sound on this game by the way
*Sims song starts playing
Sims3 was the shit back in the day an actual sims3 game for your phone with also some expansions like world ambitions and such
This vid made me wonder if joel ever heard of doom rpg
2:41:19 DooM 2: *Hell on Resolution*
Why the demons sounds like they're burping
"Wiggling out" DO THE WORM! :D
17:59 a MK clone released for Java phones in the mid 2000's is quite the business decision.
TIL in Italy Family Guy is called "The Griffins".
Oh Man, i Love those Java Games, i play some of them even today, Doom RPG, One of The Best Ones...
Yay I was hoping for another.
I literally downloaded the emulator a long time ago to relive the good old days.
Sims 2 was the best
Oh my god yay! My dream come true, Joel is actually gonna play it
Is that my boy Lil Broomstick?
I remember playing Sims 2 Java back in the day, incredibly limited with barely any customization to sims. Still, having a functional Sims game on a phone was kinda cool
19:31 Lol that came out of nowhere and made me laugh so hard
I remember playing Super Mario Planet on my old flip phone when I was a kid.
I’m just glad that Katamari was actually pretty good!
39:56 "Americans don't Apply"...
WELL JOKES ON YOU!!! MORE THAN A QUARTER OF LATIN AMERICA KNOWS HUGO!!!.
Anyway, nice Stream.
Who’s hugo?
@@anothersadballoon9695 ruclips.net/video/l9nBX2bzi3I/видео.html
Thanks
51:13 Ah yes, I do recall learning about the Nazis' fondness for weapons such as the MP5, and the Desert Eagle. And the Soviets' fondness for the AWP and M4A1. And is that "bullpup" a Eugene Stoner Rifle?
The only phone game that I remember ever finishing was Castlevania: Order of Shadows... It was alright.
1:54:27 That freaking animation + the low quality music = XD
I was happy the first game wasin Portuguese, then i noticed it was Portuguese from Portugal and got disappointed
NOW HE'S BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL
DK! Donkey Kong
27:18 joel blays dee em cee 2
Oh I love resident evil the turn based rpg
Ahahaha that Doom II intro. What a trip.
Argentinians remember Hugo and Magic Kids TV... the horror
Yep
Ryzen 9 makes mobile emulation perfect.
*I didn't even know that stalker was there as well*
Joel’s favorite PC Game is World of Warcraft....Warcraft 3: Reforged Stream when
I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm on joels part. Joel hates WoW.
I think I did everything that could be done in that Sims game. I also love that there is a chance to randomly die for no reason.
Jobel play it please
the world of warcraft music sounds like it’s from genealogy of the holy war
RUSSIAN BOOTLEG FIRE EMBLEM IWIFIEAHD
he should play it in the next stream