HU TAO IS DANGEROUS.. | Genshin Impact
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- HU TAO IS DANGEROUS.. | Genshin Impact
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Jeikage: *Got Hu Tao and start simping her*
Keqing: We need to talk.
I cant hear you over Hu
@@Jeikage nooo dont do this to keqing
@@Jeikage hah! Jokes on you but this means more keqing for me! If I can manage to roll her.....
Because I’m *Loyal*
Unlike someone
it's ok keqing 2 is better than 1
U even changed ur profile pic. How could u >:0
Jeikage: "I'm not used to running low on resources."
Me, a F2P guy: "First time?"
I got her with one joke pull cause i have ocd xd
Sadness
I got her in my only 20 rolls but only cuz i was close to pity
@@kannatheweeb8836 i got her and mona on my 20 pull
Guys I don’t have her, you’re hurting meeeeee
Even if I had her, I wouldn't eat her sus food. She wants her business to be boomin'
That makes sense loo
lol
@@Kronos0999 what about an std
@@choog5650 I would gladly take 5
@@choog5650 The letter "d" in std means disease
She’s dangerous to my paycheck.
I can agree to that any and every time
Same
@@Jeikage Hu Tao is worth it though.
Spent all my primos yes she's worth it
She's about to make a funeral for your wallet
Yesterday Ganyu, today Hutao, tomorrow Ayaka. Kage's harem knows no limits.
Don't forget Rosaria and Signora...
@@DarkFrozenDepths We aren't going to be seeing Signora playable for like 2-3 years at least, probably...
@@JohnSmith-ef6sv Imagine Tsaritsa how many years we will need to wait
@@JohnSmith-ef6sv Signora isn't that high ranking in the Fatui, she just happened to be the first one we encountered. Right now she's supposed to have moved to Inazuma so there's a chance we'll get her as soon as this/next year.
@@navetal i think her and scaramouche maybe like how she did with childe
Whos that qt at 16:43
noengrish? more like noentr
It’s the beautiful goddess known as NoEngrish.
ah yes i see a simp
me
Damn looking like a snack
"Jeikage's waifu is like his PFP.
It changes every time he finds a woman."
-CVW Brogle
👀
@@Kronos0999 I-
@@Kronos0999 wh-
Interesting that he NEVER tried her charged attack, which is a significant dps loss KEK
Yeahh I was like……”and the charges atksss?!?”
y’all keqing is being replaced he even changed his profile 😔
Damn even his background, but its prolly for the theme
@@Franxj237 I think he hearted this comment for a reason
he does that every time a new waifu comes
It’s not Who Tao anymore, it’s Where-The-Frick-Are-You-Getting-That-Damage Tao
For me, it's "Where Tao" until I pull her.
And if I fail to pull her, then it becomes "Why Tao"
@@DarkFrozenDepths Thank you for reminding me what the Hu Taos mean.
WhOP Tạo 😂
As a Hu Tao main, him not doing charged attacks physically and mentally hurt in every way.
Same
Imagine even having her.
_this was made by the screwed over by RNGesus gang_
And the people who got off banner
aaaand keqing.
@@noiexist8684 I got Keqing
I got C1 Mona.
Got qiqi
You know what really captured me with Hu Tao design ...it's not the hat, or the tight short shorts...but look at how many rings on this girl!?
Like for a person who host burials for the dead, Tao got that bling/jewels on her.
Nobody really bout to talk about the fact that kage has a REFINEMENT RANK 4! on the staff of homa.....I’m concerned
That’s good no? I have Staff of Homa Refinement 5.
cause we saw him do it live lol
@@bootao009 the concern is for his wallet haha
@@banan7308 Ah I see. Yeah I would be concerned too.
@@bootao009 uhhhh can i ask how
The Suspicious Food she makes is actually really good for her. It's healing that doesn't heal her too much to keep her at 50% or below HP
(And any suspicious buff food is just extra food with a better rate of making it than the others)
I think jei has a problem with charged attacks, never tries using them when its the characters best move xD
Ningguang and now hu tao.. sad
he use keping charged attack
Ningaung?!?! That's like her whole thing T-T
@@catlover308 yep shes his main so youd guess hed know xD
Yeh and watching this vid with him never using a single charged attack bothers me so much, he should get into the habit of reading a characters talents.
@@momonatics4life796 well he literally did say that he hasnt read it yet
HuKage is going to be happy when he finds out that crafting table will be usable in other people worlds from 1.4
“Nobody has a level 90 Hu Tao right now”
Tectone: *nervous sweating
But I do !!
Who's English VA is Rem's VA and her Japanese VA is Megumin and Emilia's VA
I wonder hows kage gonna react when he sees hu tao's hand signs.
NoEngrish and Kage: *play together*
Every viewer ever: *Okay it’s happening, everybody stay calm.*
Sorry my pittty was crushed by Mona😩
so im not the only one that has mona as a pity breaker 🤔
cant hate the nice a$$ed bubble queen tho
also I got a keqing pity i feel you 🤣 i literally skipped the keqing banner still got her
@@kittykat2tammi that sucks lol
@@kittykat2tammi my mona’s c2
most genshin content creators: Healers are obsolete in late game
Kage and co wipes in domains due to no healer: ...
Please use charge attack after her skill. PLEASE. THIS HURTS
I got her on my 3rd wish! Good luck to everyone wishing for her she’s very amazing and adorable!
I got her on my 13th wish
I didnt get her, i got Diluc xD, on my 83th wish, so im sad
I got diluc instead lol
I got Jean instead lol
I got her on my first wish!
Hu Tao is the best character for design and personality alone I love her so much
Agreed!
I don’t agree
I feel keqing's design is perfect (have both)
"What is the point of eating something that doesn't even taste like anything?" Nooodles, eggs, basically most food without seasoning and also if we're including drinks w a t e r.
Last time I was this early. Jeikage still had Keqing as his profile pic!
My Ninja notice me ? 😳
hu tao: *dies*
kage: its okay this is canon
“Simping can be kind of expensive”.. words that can never be so true have been shot
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS LET'S GO THE SPOOKY GIRL IS HERE FOR JEI
More like he stole my wife
Disappointed he didn’t mention how hu tao has rem voice
@@antoniophillips9915 and megumins
Love when jeikage uploads a vid they make me happy even tho my depressed ass got diluc instead of hutao
yea same i feel ur pain :(
@@rebecca-rz5ci we have 13 days left ;( good luck
@@nerotatsuki5295 yes good luck to u too :3
same, i am in *pain*
@@nerotatsuki5295 did u ever get her😭
Keqing: Hmm hmm I see. So that's how it is then huh.
“I’m greedy when it comes to women”
-Jeikage 2021
Best quote of the year
Zhongli: I can't handle that child.
Hu Tao: Dusty man.
Imagine your at a funeral and everybody’s crying but hu Taos just like: 😃😀😃😀😃😀
*Its okay Keqing, I still love you.*
My man Jeikage changed his whole identity to the all mighty Walnut.
Yo Kage u gotta do the charge attacks with the E skill; make enemies take increased damage as well as damage over time and the duration increases every time u hit em with the charge attack
Her charged ATK with her elemental skill DOES Crazy damage.
EVER SINCE HU TAO CAME OUT I WAS AWAITING
Using HuTao
Kage: Pls don't hit me!
Me: HIT ME!! I HAVE MORE THEN 50% HP!!!
She needs an HP sands artifact, HuKage
I love the suspicious dishes, their descriptions are hilarious. I try to get one of each with Hu Tao, but it'll be awhile.
When you look at the banner for more than 5 minutes.... ugh I’m still debating
I love watching everyone use Hu Tao while I've run down 65 wishes with guaranteed banner 5 star and still no Hu Tao
Funny, cause Zhongli can't stand her. "I can stand that child."
To be fair, who can stand their boss?
@@skeletonwar4445 damn right
When your friend has all the five stars and you don’t have one😭
At least they have variety. My 5* are all Pyro.
And technically we all have 5* Traveler too.
Everyone has a good amount of 5* by now
@@rataarctica not me
Nobody • 1 year and What AR are you?
@@clm8091 43
Simpin' ain't easy bro! Between Hu Tao and Ganyu, I've spent more money on them than I did on women in the last 10 years. But it's all good. My harem of Mona, Ganyu, Hu Tao and Fischl is now complete!
Until Rosara and Ayaka decide to show up... DAM... Time to get a second job! 😅
I got her at C1 and I adore her. She may never leave my team... Tho having her and Xiao means my healer has a lot of work to do.
Sameeeee
don't heal that much hu tao tho
The no charge attack is driving me insane
congrats on getting Hu Tao! it's been days and I still don't have her pain😭😭
It's quite ironic how it was Xiao's video that was Demon-etized.
...
I'll show myself out.
Jeikage: Starts simping for Hut tao in the update.
Keqing: '' Let's go to Liyue and have a little chat ''
Kage: I kinda like that voice
Me: It's Rem!!!
every time jeikage makes a video:
“Sacrifices have been made for the greater good”
When you have a harem of girls and you start simping for hu tao
Keqing: "... Talk. Now."
This is the one I've saved up for! And as a ftp that's a tough decision 0-0
AIYAH FINALLY BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR YOUR VIDEO
The process of watching Kage learn how to properly play every new waifu is reason enough to watch all these videos.
I love how he was rooting for qiqi to die lmao
“Ganyu just takes everyone’s work”-kage. Casually gets a 80000 without crit smh
When it's 4am and you are about to sleep but Jeikage uploads:
Sleep? Who is sleep? I am procrastination
It almost feels like a kage ritual to change his pfp and back ground to the character he wants to get
Its great to see you get Hu Tao Jei, but please make sure to wish our precious Purple Helicopter (QiQi) a Happiest Birthday
Since I know I'm never going to get her...I'm gonna wait for her rerun
im so glad I got a genshin impact hanako-chan ad before watching this
She came home on my first 10 pul, i realy wish the best of luck for all ninjas who want her.
She is realy fun to play but as a f2p player i don't have the materials OR the knowledge for some sort of build😅
I see how dangerous hu tao is based on your pfp
Keqing is gonna be sooooo mad😂
Ayyyy new Kage video! We love a wholesome Genshin youtuber ~
Keqing, Mona, Ganyu, and Hu Tao all use nectars... pain.
I played her story and I’m not going to lie, I ended up skipping most of her dialogue. She is REALLY annoying.
What's so annoying about her? I can't play her story yet
Also played it - and I’m starting to feel Zhongli, Chongyun & Qiqi’s frustrations.
@@jiru3138 I won’t spoil it for you then.
Kage not saying he hopes I enjoyed this video as much as he enjoyed making it for my ass has me shook.
When you pop your "E" charge attack them.
You'll be able to find those invisobobs easier.
rolled for hu tao, got her arch nemisis instead
Yes it's here it's finally here.. And it's my birthday and my 100% pity is ready.... It just can't get any better
life be so bad then BOOM jei uploads another wholesome video
Hu tao's story quest with HuKage when?
btw I got her and homa after your video, thank you Kage, you made my day in every way!
We isekai and you asking about how many wafus. Congrats tho. I got Her too:)
damn u got ghost girl already
*my wallet envies you*
7:12 "lotion man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand. Lotion man..."
"hu as in, who put my in this coffin? and tao as in, i cant geT OUt. no? not funny?" hu taos explaining her name
Why is everyone getting hu tao like it hurts 😭 all my friends got her so now I’m the only xinyan main.
i am beidou main let's drink our sadness away (lost 50/50)
@@gamercraze1646 😔
She really be helping me with my lvl 66 dudes, my team’s only lvl 50 man-
6:11 *cooks shrimp balls with Hu Tao*
Keqing: *Gordon Ramsay voice* WHAT ARE YOU...?!
for my Hu Tao summons i went to wuwang hill at night, put xiangling, chongyun, xingqui, and qiqi in my party, then set myself on fire, got c2 Hu Tao in 50 pulls :)
I spent the last week farming sets for Hu Tao and haven’t gotten her yet and Imm starting to lose primogems and sanity
I want her so bad, but at the same time I refuse to spend money on pulling. I'm at 70 pulls and still no walnut
Hey Jei Hu Tao’s specialty is the vegetarian alabone and you can get it from verr goldet in wangshu inn
2:52 Oi what is this Tofu slander XD you don't eat it on its own, you can eat it with soy sauce, miso soup, chilli shrimp etc
Everyone: *wants to use Hu Tao*
Me without Hu Tao: Simps.
Finally, the Hu Tao video everyone wanted
12:22 I've heard of choking on your words but this man just choked on a whole sentence
Jei: *Gets Hu Tao*
Keqing: you have some EXPLAINING TO DO
Im so tempted into pulling homa, i got Hu Tao with my 80 fates two times and both were 50/50s :D
I got cat girl waifu when I skipped her banner for Walnut :(
lol that lone Keqing reminds me of the time in a domain co-op i played with the 5 star anemos (venti, jean, xiao) not only that I'm the one that doesnt need the artifacts in that domain for my Keqing lol
We had a full co-op party with only pyro characters, I being the the host and being Hu Tao decided we would be called the Fire Nation. They all liked it and we bullied everyone.
Everything changed when The Fire Nation attacked....
CONGRATS TO ALL THE NINJAS WHO GOT HER :3 ❤