Glorb - DND (Official Music Video)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2023
  • Pull up at ya house like SSSniperWolf
    Stream here: linktr.ee/datboiglorb
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  • @vigditto
    @vigditto 6 месяцев назад +4096

    "Ya business got ran thru, ya house got ran thru, and ya daughter got ran thru" thats some VILLAIN shit

    • @Youtokstagram
      @Youtokstagram 6 месяцев назад +69

      Vicious

    • @zachknowsball
      @zachknowsball 6 месяцев назад +73

      this sea critter aint messing around

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 6 месяцев назад +43

      Indisputably _DIABOLICAL_ 😭😭😭

    • @1AMVROSE
      @1AMVROSE 6 месяцев назад +21

      Yk already know plankton on some PLAN Z SHIT😭🙏🏻

    • @ragnarok935
      @ragnarok935 6 месяцев назад +6

      Its almost like Plankton is a villain

  • @kittleo3614
    @kittleo3614 6 месяцев назад +7675

    "Call my gun John D. way it fuckin' Rockefeller" Is an unnecessarily fire bar 🔥🔥🔥

    • @IgorPrzysiecki
      @IgorPrzysiecki 6 месяцев назад +190

      best bar of the song no contest 🔥🔥🔥

    • @YuhBoiBaker
      @YuhBoiBaker 6 месяцев назад +28

      @@IgorPrzysieckitruee🔥🔥🔥

    • @noahpusateri5981
      @noahpusateri5981 6 месяцев назад +57

      Bro I thought the same thing. That went way too hard fr

    • @bencet-p7322
      @bencet-p7322 6 месяцев назад +90

      The "Hasta la vista, bombs like Bautista" verse had such an incredible flow.

    • @IgorPrzysiecki
      @IgorPrzysiecki 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@bencet-p7322 its good but not as good as CALL A GUN JOHN D WAY IT FUCKIN ROCKAFELLA 🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @BabyDollDarling14
    @BabyDollDarling14 6 месяцев назад +4723

    "Not fuckin' wit you kids nah I'm not EDP" 💀🔥 Glorb never disappoints

    • @gavin_hubbard
      @gavin_hubbard 6 месяцев назад +151

      kind of hypocritical because pearl is 16 and hes like 56 💀💀

    • @BabyDollDarling14
      @BabyDollDarling14 6 месяцев назад +80

      @@gavin_hubbard Damn Plankton has no chill💀

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@gavin_hubbardIn some areas or countries, 16 can be the age of consent

    • @Collieman2
      @Collieman2 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@LimeLivesMatter56?

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Collieman2 56 what?

  • @michaelhughes4743
    @michaelhughes4743 6 месяцев назад +1168

    Next thing you know SpongeBob gonna bring in doodlebob 💀

    • @V0NRH1NE
      @V0NRH1NE 4 месяца назад +46

      THIS. This needs to happen

    • @user-nb2cd4th9k
      @user-nb2cd4th9k 3 месяца назад +7

      I'm dead you did not jus say dat

    • @user-nb2cd4th9k
      @user-nb2cd4th9k 3 месяца назад +11

      But fr if you guys still watch SpongeBob SquarePants you a legend

    • @gokur0cks
      @gokur0cks 3 месяца назад +4

      PLEASE

    • @user-jg2vv3kj6p
      @user-jg2vv3kj6p 3 месяца назад +7

      Doodle Bob finna erase plankton🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker 6 месяцев назад +12074

    Leave him transparent and I ain’t talking PNG 😭🔥

  • @thedestroyer4584
    @thedestroyer4584 6 месяцев назад +4917

    “Pull up at your house like SSNIPERWOLF, I could give a JACK, making FILMS with your wifey too.” These bars are too much 🤯

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 6 месяцев назад +80

      Krabs wife is dead💀

    • @johndorian1357
      @johndorian1357 6 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@pinhydroushereIt's Mrs. Puff

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@johndorian1357 that’s his girlfriend, I think. I don’t watch the new episodes

    • @KINGKCA19
      @KINGKCA19 6 месяцев назад +12

      Could somebody explain the reference to me? Im not that familiar with a lot of these youtubers, so idk sssniperwolf or Jack

    • @pinhydroushere
      @pinhydroushere 6 месяцев назад +70

      @@KINGKCA19 so jackfilms is a youtuber that made fun of ssniperwolf, so ssniperwolf “doxxed” him and went to his house, leaking his address, putting him and his wife in danger.

  • @buggo6285
    @buggo6285 6 месяцев назад +721

    “Switch that bitch like BPD” goes so incredibly, undeniably hard. This song proves glorb as a lyrical genius

    • @Bagelswithcreamfilling
      @Bagelswithcreamfilling 4 месяца назад +11

      Right it’s such a small part you almost miss it but even that is lyrical genius

    • @shanekpop
      @shanekpop 4 месяца назад +7

      Can you explain this lyric? Only BPD I know if borderline.

    • @AgJae
      @AgJae 4 месяца назад +17

      @shanekpop You got it right. The feelings of someone with BPD can switch quick, big love/hate energy.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 3 месяца назад

      @@AgJae The bar is questionable tbh. I think he might have meant to say bipolar disorder, but might not have realized BPD doesn't stand for it, or just couldn't find a way to make the line work without BPD. The "personality" switch you describe is more a stereotype of bipolar disorder rather than one of borderline personality disorder. Although the stereotype isn't actually representative of either conditions anyway as bipolar is extended periods of mania or depression over months thus making it a mood disorder, whereas borderline is more of a stress/identity related disorder that causes a messed up perception of the world, but people with bpd are relatively stable so as long as there isn't anything that stresses them our or feeds their paranoia, in which case they can be very volatile if they feel like they are being abandoned by those they care about. BPD isn't a "quick switch love/hate energy", it's a misinformed claim that some people have made and many more believed. Because people have an extremely limited understanding of how BPD works, yet have a lot of things to say about it, especially since the only cases people hear about and notice are the more extreme, outwardly aggressive presentations.

    • @AvrageGamers
      @AvrageGamers 3 месяца назад +4

      ⁠@@Dice-Z An auto-sear, more commonly known as a “switch” is a device you can put on the back of a handgun to make it fully automatic. He saying that he put a switch on his .445 handgun.
      And then of course the BPD adds to it, with quickly switching emotions.

  • @themoonstar8710
    @themoonstar8710 4 месяца назад +172

    "Call my gun John D. way it fuckin' Rockefeller" is now my favorite line of all time omg

  • @OfficialNex6
    @OfficialNex6 6 месяцев назад +3243

    Dankton rised from losing his wife, to having a big ass robot wife, the formula, and being uncontested. Holy shit

    • @_corvux
      @_corvux 6 месяцев назад +130

      The only one who can stand up to dankton is squidwock

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 6 месяцев назад +64

      ⁠@@_corvuxNeed him to pull up with Gary or Patrick to run the block back.

    • @augustdice3914
      @augustdice3914 6 месяцев назад

      @@low-key-tonyGary been graveyard silent this whole time. That Snails plotting in a way that should make Dankton Scared. Fuck the KKK, this man needs to be worrying about the SS… The Snail Squad.

    • @_corvux
      @_corvux 6 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@low-key-tony patrick larry squid eugene then they have a chance but squiddy needs his solo song

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 6 месяцев назад

      nah bruh imma be fr his shit is ass

  • @energyant6157
    @energyant6157 6 месяцев назад +3045

    Dankton really took it to another level

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 6 месяцев назад +7

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @melanciapistola1068
      @melanciapistola1068 6 месяцев назад +9

      i think dis a downgrade (not about lyrics, the lyrics stay legendary)

    • @electroreap
      @electroreap 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Andre-cc8ut bro really thinks he could actually collab with a yter as some random

    • @JamEboi620
      @JamEboi620 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Andre-cc8utbro you have one sub the only callab your getting is your fingers on this comment section

    • @Noperison
      @Noperison 6 месяцев назад

      @@Andre-cc8utcollab with mrbeast tounge twister 445

  • @WastedHM
    @WastedHM 6 месяцев назад +150

    0:54 That Rhyme Tho🔥

  • @DonaldJPump24
    @DonaldJPump24 6 месяцев назад +82

    "Call my gun John D the way it fuckin Rockafella" that went so hard for no reason

  • @TheWhiteAceofSpadesYT
    @TheWhiteAceofSpadesYT 6 месяцев назад +4450

    Have y'all noticed that every single song that's made by Dankton has an acronym for the title? STD, KYS, KFC, and now it's DND. Every single one is an acronym, and I quite like this pattern, makes it feel like there's a lot of thought put into these songs and the characters making them.

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 6 месяцев назад +102

      Yeah that's his thing

    • @dogeball2628
      @dogeball2628 6 месяцев назад +262

      sadkini should have been RIP but idk what acronym for vengeance

    • @Patriot_Plays
      @Patriot_Plays 6 месяцев назад +226

      @@dogeball2628tbf vengeance wasn’t really a dankton song

    • @vaeeu
      @vaeeu 6 месяцев назад +313

      @@dogeball2628 vengeance was karen's song

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo 6 месяцев назад +136

      @@dogeball2628Dankton was a feature

  • @_mythik
    @_mythik 6 месяцев назад +868

    “I’m not fucking with you kids I’m not EDP”
    “Make that boy transparent I ain’t talking png”
    “Pull up at your house I’m SSSniperWolf, I could give a Jack cause I’m makin films with your wifey too”
    This man is a lyrical genius🔥🔥🔥

    • @edgarcardiff7874
      @edgarcardiff7874 6 месяцев назад +44

      Call my gun John D…

    • @Goat-em282
      @Goat-em282 6 месяцев назад

      damn

    • @_mythik
      @_mythik 6 месяцев назад +1

      How did this get so many likes?!

    • @redlanterngaming8552
      @redlanterngaming8552 6 месяцев назад +4

      This so fire 🔥 I was High when I turned it on now I’m SOBER
      The SSSniperWh0re / Jackfilms bar was crucial 🔥🔥🖤💚🖤🫡🇺🇸🤝🎉

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 6 месяцев назад

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

  • @Chingaipe
    @Chingaipe 3 месяца назад +43

    "Said that he a gangster, goddamn! now he crying too" 😂😂😂 ahhh that was savage. Especially since I just listened to it

  • @zydrakeshogun
    @zydrakeshogun 6 месяцев назад +78

    After "Can Gangsters Cry?" Glorb really said, "Welp... Back to the Formula!"

  • @equalopportunityoffender1816
    @equalopportunityoffender1816 6 месяцев назад +814

    As a history nerd, that Rockefeller line had be fucking rolling on the floor

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 6 месяцев назад +37

      That was the hardest line of the entire song 😭😭😭😭

    • @enigmaticdreams11
      @enigmaticdreams11 6 месяцев назад +23

      The double entendre too “rock a fella” 😭🔥

    • @lincolndavis3472
      @lincolndavis3472 6 месяцев назад +4

      I feel like I should know this but I am drawing a blank. Anyone care to enlighten me?

    • @jamesdizon5133
      @jamesdizon5133 6 месяцев назад

      @@lincolndavis3472 Per ChatGPT, John D. Rockefeller was an American industrialist and philanthropist, known for co-founding the Standard Oil Company, dominating the oil industry in the late 19th century. He became the wealthiest person of his time, amassing significant wealth through oil refining and later dedicated much of it to philanthropy.

    • @bonemarrow286
      @bonemarrow286 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@lincolndavis3472Rockefeller sounds like "Rock a fella" which is a way of saying beating/shooting someone up

  • @Shyruni
    @Shyruni 6 месяцев назад +676

    This might be the most brutal one yet. Plantkon not only sent one of Krab's best ops to the hospital but also finally stole his life's work and now is truly the at the top. Even the small additional jab at SpongeBob for making a sad song is so cutthroat, I can't wait to see what happens next.

    • @m.a.k.dynasty4504
      @m.a.k.dynasty4504 6 месяцев назад +40

      This is by far and large NOT the most brutal one yet. I swear y'all say that almost every time a new song drops. And by the way, it was Karen that sent SpongeBob to the hospital, so why is he taking the credit?

    • @Shyruni
      @Shyruni 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@m.a.k.dynasty4504 I'm curious in this case, which one do you think was worse? And yeah he did, it's pretty common in these raps for characters to take credit for things they didn't really do or saying things that may or may not have happened.

    • @SpecialistInBombing
      @SpecialistInBombing 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Shyruniimo probably vengeance and killcam

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 месяцев назад +25

      SpongeBob did deserve that jab given him and squiddy made fun of dankton for sadkini

    • @calebtheholyman545
      @calebtheholyman545 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504plankton created karen bro

  • @hollowspike2337
    @hollowspike2337 6 месяцев назад +43

    "Pull up at your house like sniperwolf"💀💀

  • @gamingmouseonachair
    @gamingmouseonachair 2 месяца назад +14

    "Call my gun John D the way it Rockefeller" goes so hard 😭

  • @acovixt
    @acovixt 6 месяцев назад +1333

    Crazy how an AI Spongebob artist has better lyrics and bars than most mainstream artists and is actually creative.

    • @pok913
      @pok913 6 месяцев назад +116

      He just uses ai to make his voice sound like the characters, I'm pretty sure he's the one actually rapping. Don't know if thaty's what you meant though 🤷‍♂

    •  6 месяцев назад +91

      @@pok913 bro probably meant that its crazy that the dude making them has this much talent and just uses it for memes by making Spongebob characters embody the rap stuff

    • @tweekin7out
      @tweekin7out 6 месяцев назад +86

      @ dude's almost definitely a ghost writer who has more money than he needs and is just having fun

    • @Yeedo420
      @Yeedo420 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@pok913good job, you cracked the code. Big brain on this one.

    • @divulgedspirit
      @divulgedspirit 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@tweekin7out that's just an assumption. Ur are basically saying there can't be random talent out there

  • @HobbsAnimates
    @HobbsAnimates 6 месяцев назад +715

    Dankton tweakin more than spongeopp during killcam, but honestly, they deserve it.

    • @Real_AlmightyGMD
      @Real_AlmightyGMD 6 месяцев назад +58

      This gotta be the most disrespectful song yet

    • @m.a.k.dynasty4504
      @m.a.k.dynasty4504 6 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@Real_AlmightyGMD
      Killcam is still better.

    • @user-lz1jp1ch8t
      @user-lz1jp1ch8t 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@m.a.k.dynasty4504you have said this on most comment the dick riding is crazy

    • @shumevkyo422
      @shumevkyo422 6 месяцев назад

      killcam reeks in comparison @@m.a.k.dynasty4504

    • @TheCertifiedGoon
      @TheCertifiedGoon 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@m.a.k.dynasty4504 wake up to reality

  • @barrettdowell3985
    @barrettdowell3985 27 дней назад +6

    "Call my gun John D. Way it Rockafeller"
    Unbelievable, thats art

  • @ieshaada866
    @ieshaada866 6 месяцев назад +41

    I love how he's putting out hit after hit between drill music, R&B and Country rap. While also telling a story that's Kanon to the rap videos.... so now I'm invested and can't wait for the next episode.
    And yet I'm waiting for Pearl to clap back bc everyone has been talking shit bout her for several videos now.
    Squidward is carrying the Krusty krew while Dankton is.... was Soloing. Where's mermaid men and barnacle boy, these streets r lit

  • @IslandBoyz
    @IslandBoyz 6 месяцев назад +1972

    The lyrics and production value are insane, that's genuine talent

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 6 месяцев назад +2

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Andre-cc8utok

    • @ArmaKiri
      @ArmaKiri 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@Andre-cc8ut bro what lol

    • @kanayoiwelumo825
      @kanayoiwelumo825 6 месяцев назад +1

      No no no @@Andre-cc8ut , we don't collab with bots.

    • @Lol-zc1vd
      @Lol-zc1vd 6 месяцев назад

      The voice changer is AI lol cringe and trash

  • @PotatoProphet26
    @PotatoProphet26 6 месяцев назад +844

    Glorb these bars are some of the hardest I’ve ever heard. You’re single-handedly about to start the next wave of lyrical trap and I’m all here for it.

    • @yeedbottomtext7563
      @yeedbottomtext7563 6 месяцев назад +17

      🤓

    • @xxosonxx5439
      @xxosonxx5439 6 месяцев назад +12

      You know how funny that would be if actual rappers started rapping like him 😂😂 I believe it tho

    • @insertname7397
      @insertname7397 6 месяцев назад

      @@yeedbottomtext7563 "🤓"🤓

    • @Anne-ot8gq
      @Anne-ot8gq 6 месяцев назад

      Mhmm still sweeps

    • @Chainzy.
      @Chainzy. 6 месяцев назад

      @@yeedbottomtext7563 bro got a problem

  • @overlex
    @overlex 2 месяца назад +6

    “Not fucking with u kids,
    nah I’m not EDP” Glorb doing Drive-bys without a crew, car or guns 🔥

  • @broadc4st
    @broadc4st 6 месяцев назад +12

    1:09 scene is crazy af 💀

  • @thatoneguy2884
    @thatoneguy2884 6 месяцев назад +1928

    Bro cooked this fire up for 3 weeks and I am NOT disappointed. Well done Dankton

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 6 месяцев назад +13

      the reason for the long wait was because the person who does the videos got in a car accident

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SCSlime99Fr? Dang!

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@yoellopez82But now that that's over the next vid will probably just take 2 weeks

    • @yoellopez82
      @yoellopez82 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@SCSlime99 Yup. Also hope he recovered good.

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@SCSlime99 Source?

  • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
    @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 месяцев назад +146

    It's so funny to think that the bikini bottom cast in the glorb cinematic universe canonically keeps up to date with real life discourse in order to have lyrics for their songs

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 6 месяцев назад +19

      Dankton throwing in the EDP bar was to dodge the whole Pearl’s a minor “allegations” imo

    • @BridgetGX
      @BridgetGX 6 месяцев назад +6

      Right? That SSSniperWolf line caught me off guard

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@low-key-tony tbf though whales reach full maturity by 13-18 so it might not be as sus as people think

  • @Allzie
    @Allzie 6 месяцев назад +95

    Every time this man drops a song I expand my vocabulary, and learn about history 🔥

  • @Bloxfruits_ontop
    @Bloxfruits_ontop 6 месяцев назад +10

    "said he a gangasta now he cryin to"😭😭😭😭

    • @fomarin
      @fomarin 6 месяцев назад

      🔥🔥🔥

  • @hot_soup4319
    @hot_soup4319 6 месяцев назад +38

    "Call my gun John D. way it f*ckin' Rockerfeller." That is quite possibly the hardest line I have ever heard.

  • @monetum1392
    @monetum1392 6 месяцев назад +116

    God damn the rockefeller line is so good it should be illegal to be this much of a lyrical genius

  • @doli-animation5078
    @doli-animation5078 6 месяцев назад +11

    Nerd fact ☝️🤓 : 1:15 In this scene the fish on the left side change because the first one crossed the helmet model. But now no one care because Glorb change the scene FU-

  • @sexgaming_
    @sexgaming_ 6 месяцев назад +6

    i like that he just kept wearing the suit after the funeral. having a special outfit gives him more character, like sandys outfit in her video

  • @brandonbezak9773
    @brandonbezak9773 6 месяцев назад +500

    Keep up these fire ass songs glorb!

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 6 месяцев назад +2

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @thesealegend
      @thesealegend 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Andre-cc8utI bet no one like your trash ahh musics🤣

    • @zionpenumbra4395
      @zionpenumbra4395 6 месяцев назад

      @@Andre-cc8uthit him up then. Pursue your dreams. (Watch this account be someone glorb knows and they are planning something)

  • @burbusburbus8782
    @burbusburbus8782 6 месяцев назад +298

    glorb makes stories through songs. like, this is a series, not self contained into one song, but the entire channel tells a story about this, and i'm loving it

    • @nowaytoisop8776
      @nowaytoisop8776 6 месяцев назад +21

      I am legitimately curious on where they'll go next, how will the Krusty Krab Krew make a come back? We boutta see King Neptune in this

    • @moxleymox3217
      @moxleymox3217 6 месяцев назад

      @@nowaytoisop8776 IMO its setting up Dankton taking over Bikini Bottom just for Sponge and Perctrick to come back as the protag/hero and save the city like the first movie or something like that

    • @burguitto8909
      @burguitto8909 6 месяцев назад +1

      They haven’t got my boy Larry yet 🌚

    • @burbusburbus8782
      @burbusburbus8782 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@burguitto8909 nah we need mermaid man and barnacle boy first

    • @EthanDavis89
      @EthanDavis89 6 месяцев назад

      It's better than TV.

  • @smokemoke8663
    @smokemoke8663 6 месяцев назад +4

    "Your business got ran through, your house got ran through, and your daughter got ran through" NO MERCY

  • @weirdedits51
    @weirdedits51 3 месяца назад +6

    the "who whoo" goes extremely hard

  • @Awesomeblox465
    @Awesomeblox465 6 месяцев назад +174

    I like how each of Dankton's songs have only 3 letters. STD, KYS, KFC, DND. Pretty cool.

    • @what-dk5ul
      @what-dk5ul 6 месяцев назад +3

      sadkini

    • @Awesomeblox465
      @Awesomeblox465 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@what-dk5ul I didn't include that one because that wasn't a rap song. I also didn't include vengeance because he wasn't the main singer in that one.

    • @shawnmoun9849
      @shawnmoun9849 6 месяцев назад

      Vengance

    • @what-dk5ul
      @what-dk5ul 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@shawnmoun9849 As others have said, that's karens song, dankton is a feature

    • @bastilashan2627
      @bastilashan2627 6 месяцев назад

      ok sambucha

  • @bamuz
    @bamuz 6 месяцев назад +2847

    I’m calling it; this is someone within the industry. Of what capacity, I’m not sure. A1 production, and COMFORT on the mic. This is someone legit
    Edit: 2k+ 😭 Momma, I made it

    • @JoshStPierre
      @JoshStPierre 6 месяцев назад +421

      He said so earlier, that he was in the industry professionally. I don't remember where this was said or to what capacity, but yes this person is legit!

    • @mattmarshall1442
      @mattmarshall1442 6 месяцев назад +315

      I believe he claimed he was a ghost writer in the industry

    • @bamuz
      @bamuz 6 месяцев назад +68

      I’d believe it 10000%
      Awesome haha!

    • @jimmygrignon305
      @jimmygrignon305 6 месяцев назад +53

      The leading theories on who it is as far as I remember is Yeet or Future

    • @War_Dog455
      @War_Dog455 6 месяцев назад +249

      Ghostwriters have finally had enough and are using AI to make up for the lack of vocal prowess and it works. As long as the bars hit and the beat is good then you can look past the AI voice

  • @godofdrip4889
    @godofdrip4889 6 месяцев назад +8

    Bro is cooking better than rappers on the radio 😭🔥🔥🔥

  • @JoseAguilar-od6cx
    @JoseAguilar-od6cx 6 месяцев назад +179

    DAMN THE TABLES TURNED, KEEP THIS UP GLORB

    • @HvacHeathen
      @HvacHeathen 6 месяцев назад +3

      Tables ain’t turn. Been exactly like this from the beggining Plankton on too

    • @JoseAguilar-od6cx
      @JoseAguilar-od6cx 6 месяцев назад +3

      Plankton making a sad song about Karen's death while the krusty krew kept making songs,
      Now spongebob is making a sad country song about sandy as plankton is still making songs,
      Shut

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz 6 месяцев назад +278

    The bars never disappoint 🔥

    • @Andre-cc8ut
      @Andre-cc8ut 6 месяцев назад +1

      ME AND GLORB SHOULD COLLAB🔥🔥🔥

    • @AsmallMightymiata
      @AsmallMightymiata 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Andre-cc8utYOU ASS LIL BRO 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶

    • @mangyo7675
      @mangyo7675 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Andre-cc8utHELL NO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @everettmeyers1285
    @everettmeyers1285 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Said that he a gangster goddamn now he crying too” a reference to can gangster cry. Wild

  • @Lobsterman580
    @Lobsterman580 6 месяцев назад +9

    Dankton went from loosing his wife to having the formula basically the entire world at the palm of his hand

  • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
    @koldraiynedownskayle5744 6 месяцев назад +28

    This is Dankton's Killcam equivalent.
    The Krusty Krew gotta slide back expeditiously.

    • @SouthKami
      @SouthKami 6 месяцев назад +11

      I don’t think they can anymore bro. Spongeopp said he quit, Krabs got everything taken from him, and I do not think Squiddy could 2v1 Dankton and Karen

    • @olafkwiatkowski3785
      @olafkwiatkowski3785 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@SouthKami Squiddy is imo the best out of the Krew so he might actually stand a chance

    • @dr.inspector2403
      @dr.inspector2403 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@olafkwiatkowski3785squiddy n Patrick or maybe even flying Dutchman cuz he would hit up dankton fr

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@olafkwiatkowski3785I agree but Squidward and Spongebob were carrying Krabs, so maybe we’d get a Krabs and Patrick track instead?

    • @what-dk5ul
      @what-dk5ul 6 месяцев назад

      @@low-key-tony nah spongebob is running

  • @ai5563
    @ai5563 6 месяцев назад +55

    WE ROLLED A CRIT ON THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🎲🎲🎲

  • @Jellyfan9573
    @Jellyfan9573 2 месяца назад +2

    “Hasta la vista, bombs like Bautista” dang bro that was the most fire bar in this song

  • @ghostinng274
    @ghostinng274 5 месяцев назад +9

    This guy has gotta be some famous rap writer or something. There's no way some random dude has this much flow.

  • @Psybot_creator
    @Psybot_creator 6 месяцев назад +1343

    Hey Glorb no matter what everyone says, please don't reveal who you are. You are a talented artist and it could backfire if you reveal yourself. To be fair, i'm also curious who you are but i like the mystery and keep it that way. Keep releasing more bangers and i look forward to the next part of the story.
    Greetings a fan 😊

    • @Noperison
      @Noperison 6 месяцев назад +36

      Agreed

    • @joshuaa4701
      @joshuaa4701 6 месяцев назад +16

      How could it backfire if he reveals himself. I mean, his bars are kinda controversial, but I don't see how he would be hurt

    • @sugardady1019
      @sugardady1019 6 месяцев назад

      @@joshuaa4701everything gets worse after you do a face reveal. Ask dream.

    • @fiercetatsu6782
      @fiercetatsu6782 6 месяцев назад

      @@joshuaa4701easily say if someone who lives near by him gets jealous cus believe me niggas do one of my homies died for making a song, got shot in his head the very next day just cus people were listening to his stuff and not theirs. People are fucked up there’s also the off chance glorb decides to make non cartoon related stuff for himself and he blows up and then naturally every other rapper gonna wanna know who he is or maybe collab etc or just wanna kill him to get rid of him or someone can be like oh that’s glorb he’s famous so let’s rob him etc

    • @War_Dog455
      @War_Dog455 6 месяцев назад +145

      @@joshuaa4701The lack of real identity behind the channel makes it to where we can actually see Plankton rapping and feel like its an actual character and not just a front. Idk if that makes sense but irs the best way i could word it lol😂

  • @Calgrissom
    @Calgrissom 6 месяцев назад +416

    This is honestly a competitor to STD with the level of bars and roasts. Dankton out here topping this shit again.

    • @zionpenumbra4395
      @zionpenumbra4395 6 месяцев назад +38

      For the longest time I thought STD was the best Dankton song. But this one ima be honest. I listened to both side by side a few times over and this one just feels like STD 2.0 like it’s an upgraded version this has way more bars stuffed in under 2mins. This one I think is his best one to date.

    • @williewagers1660
      @williewagers1660 6 месяцев назад +13

      Honestly bro this shit beats the bottom n that was the best one before this

    • @angelomg5683
      @angelomg5683 6 месяцев назад +5

      bro STD was surpassed a long time ago, I mean KFC, KYS, Vengance, Killcam and this one were better tbh but a very close match indeed

    • @FrostyTheSwoleman
      @FrostyTheSwoleman 6 месяцев назад

      Dnd> Kys = KFC > STD is my Dankton tier list not that STD i bad. That shit is amazing but just in terms of the bars and enjoyment for me.

    • @-ghostdeeri-
      @-ghostdeeri- 6 месяцев назад

      The ending too was disrespectful too the krusty krab krew 😭❤

  • @lonelyjordon
    @lonelyjordon 3 месяца назад +2

    "Call my gun John D. the way it Rockefeller" that's got to be the hardest line I've ever heard

  • @dailymemesjw
    @dailymemesjw 6 месяцев назад +6

    Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or glorb when the new song droppin

  • @SystemOverload
    @SystemOverload 6 месяцев назад +35

    Me at my wedding: 🙎🏾‍♂️
    Me when Glorb drops: 🤵🏾

  • @cannibal_redneck7109
    @cannibal_redneck7109 6 месяцев назад +20

    THAT ROCKEFELLER LINE GOES HARD

  • @idkhowtonamemychannel3906
    @idkhowtonamemychannel3906 3 месяца назад +7

    Bro this is real rap right here. Actual meaningful lyrics, amazing delivery, and great musicality. None of those trash, garbage lyrics that almost every rap song is about nowadays.
    Keep it up and really resonates with the Bikini Bottom soul!

  • @technologynewsreviews200
    @technologynewsreviews200 4 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂" not fucking wit you kids im not EDP " came in hard with that line

  • @KinggChaoss
    @KinggChaoss 6 месяцев назад +231

    If everyone took a moment to pause for a sec, we could feel that the Krusty crew is about to come back and pop out with the hardest shit we’ve ever heard 🔥🔥🔥

    • @isaacchilongo8847
      @isaacchilongo8847 6 месяцев назад +17

      Nah bro that patty flipped and got grilled

    • @kiryukazuma8229
      @kiryukazuma8229 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@isaacchilongo8847squidwock is the only one that can stand to dankton atp. I pray we get a squidwock solo song he absolutely carries the krab krew on any song

    • @chasecalvingaming839
      @chasecalvingaming839 6 месяцев назад

      @@kiryukazuma8229 personally I feel like Krabs is the only one to do it, he started it, he has to end it.

    • @isaacchilongo8847
      @isaacchilongo8847 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@esotericschizochad3664 what not enough hit for ya you could pour some water on the grill😂🤣

    • @JCFRHim
      @JCFRHim 6 месяцев назад

      Dankton can really only do it krusty crew never been on the ropes and actually spit some heat

  • @jaymercer4515
    @jaymercer4515 6 месяцев назад +47

    Squidward might have to set aside his differences with Squilliam for this one. Dankton killed them with this one.

    • @low-key-tony
      @low-key-tony 6 месяцев назад +18

      You see the vision, those two would cook. I wonder how Glorb’s gonna keep Squilliam/Killiam’s bars distinct from Squidwock’s tho.
      Hell Plankton could even call his next diss track calamari.

    • @HobbsAnimates
      @HobbsAnimates 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@low-key-tonyCalamri is INSANE

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 6 месяцев назад +1

      Squillium didn't come from dirt, aint no such thing as a half way crook.

  • @giamilmena4783
    @giamilmena4783 6 месяцев назад +9

    This man is the one carrying the ai meme community rn bro

    • @Joseph18348
      @Joseph18348 6 месяцев назад

      YBS just dropped Don't mess with me 3 and it's fire af

    • @Collieman2
      @Collieman2 6 месяцев назад

      He's a small RUclipsr so definitely not

  • @SpiralOfficialChannel
    @SpiralOfficialChannel 6 месяцев назад +8

    Hasta la vista, bombs like bautista

  • @djmagikkal
    @djmagikkal 6 месяцев назад +11

    Found this while listening to the song “Dupe - Balling” 😅😅

  • @barbiermusic
    @barbiermusic 6 месяцев назад +57

    You know Dankton really won when he released two songs in succession and Krabs hasn't been able to release one in answer!

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 6 месяцев назад +3

      just shows dankton is more quantity than quality

    • @callmeshark_official
      @callmeshark_official 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@sauce903nah this shit quality and quantity

    • @cortezchavez5891
      @cortezchavez5891 6 месяцев назад

      @@sauce903 All of Danktons songs are elite tho, event he worst one (KYS) a quantity of elite songs is better than 1 elite song. Hell Krabs wasn't even on Killcam, he can't compete with Dankton 🤣🤣🤣.

    • @barbiermusic
      @barbiermusic 6 месяцев назад

      Nah, Dankton's raps slap hard, he's got both

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 6 месяцев назад

      @@cortezchavez5891 and yet killcam is still better than every one of danktons songs

  • @officialhoonyt
    @officialhoonyt 6 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m not fuckin with you kids I’m not like edp”
    Pearl: I beg to differ

  • @Zygul17
    @Zygul17 6 месяцев назад +8

    How did krabs have everyone diss dankton and dankton still won😭😭

    • @Isaac-wf7sf
      @Isaac-wf7sf 5 месяцев назад +2

      I know this sounds totally better than the new song

    • @DetexOfficial
      @DetexOfficial 5 месяцев назад

      Zip it up when you're done...

  • @ParanoidAndroidOfficial
    @ParanoidAndroidOfficial 6 месяцев назад +206

    Hey, this song is incredible... but with this kind of talent, you should make a whole Dankton VS the Krusty Krew album. This kind of talent needs to be fully realized, and an album is the perfect way to show off your skills to the fullest! These songs are awesome, and this constant stream of singles is kinda like an album rollout, so I'd be happy to see you tackle a full-scale project!

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 6 месяцев назад +22

      Glorb has already said that he is a popular artist and does this in his free time because it’s fun. Idk know if they would have time to do a full album and work on their actual rap career.

    • @TrueREAL
      @TrueREAL 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ChrisPtoes27 He never said that, it's just a popular theory

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TrueREAL he said it in a reply. I literally saw it

    • @LegendJ0e4
      @LegendJ0e4 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChrisPtoes27 proof?

    • @ChrisPtoes27
      @ChrisPtoes27 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LegendJ0e4 buddy I don’t remember exactly where he posted it but go to one of the earlier songs and look through comments. Glorb only replies to a few so it shouldn’t be hard to find

  • @MrpizzaDrip
    @MrpizzaDrip 6 месяцев назад +57

    WE RIPPING OUT MR KRAB'S SHELL WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @JaydenBushu
    @JaydenBushu 28 дней назад +1

    “Call my gun John D the way it Fuckin’ Rockafella” Glorb never disappoints 👨‍🍳

  • @TheDingus47
    @TheDingus47 Месяц назад +1

    "Call my gun john D. The way it rockafeller"... BRUH YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS GOING THIS HARD

  • @ThatNubcakes
    @ThatNubcakes 6 месяцев назад +13

    squidwock is the last one that can fight, i know he’s gonna drop the hardest song ever that’s gonna make dankton run for his money

  • @The_Top_Gun.
    @The_Top_Gun. 6 месяцев назад +106

    Dankton never dissapoints

  • @TheOneLoneTree
    @TheOneLoneTree 2 месяца назад +3

    Took all of Spongebob's people to respond to this. Thats telling.

  • @masterchief4150
    @masterchief4150 6 месяцев назад +4

    Nah you know the crew gonna come back hard

  • @ivanatorrr
    @ivanatorrr 6 месяцев назад +77

    Had to it on loop on Spotify for a while but it STILL GOES HARD AS FUCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MSMContent
    @MSMContent 6 месяцев назад +38

    these lyrics are actually insane

  • @trendy10s87
    @trendy10s87 2 месяца назад +2

    "Call my gun John D the way it fucking rockefeller". WHAT.A.BAR

  • @doomman9396
    @doomman9396 5 месяцев назад +4

    I love Dankton’s laugh,it’s amazing

  • @dirt2968
    @dirt2968 6 месяцев назад +11

    Dankton out here runnin his victory lap god damn

  • @tzfsr
    @tzfsr 6 месяцев назад +15

    I can't wait for the finale where they all realize that violence is an endless and harmful cycle and release The Krusty-Chum cypher. A melancholic resolution where they've destroyed each other's lives but have grown past it.

    • @Matt92Machine
      @Matt92Machine 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's too far gone at this point. Pearl has been run through by everyone in Bikini Bottom.

    • @AvidFanOfRacism
      @AvidFanOfRacism 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dead ending, the war continues

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 6 месяцев назад +2

      I think it's too late for that-
      Krabs can hold a grudge for a WHILE and given everyone in the glorbverse is pretty similar to their og selves aside from being MORE brutal
      I figure swags is gonna take pearl getting rammed by that sgc (small green coooooooooooooooo-) PERSONALLY

  • @blahblahblah5063
    @blahblahblah5063 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dude whatever you do with all this attention please stay true to this content it is so original and surreal even if you divert your content from this storyline please keep it you man it’s fucking amazing

  • @PRDGL_WindyBW
    @PRDGL_WindyBW 4 месяца назад +3

    If Dankton keeps cooking like this he won't even need the formula 💯🔛🔝

    • @Avxes
      @Avxes 2 месяца назад

      that part!!!

  • @TheApatheticGuy
    @TheApatheticGuy 6 месяцев назад +29

    This series does not disappoint, and you know the Krusty Krew bout to spin back hard af after this one

  • @veganhatebreed
    @veganhatebreed 6 месяцев назад +43

    Glorb going so hard even EDP catching strays and i’m living for it

  • @bananz3035
    @bananz3035 6 месяцев назад +5

    The sssniperwolf and jacksfilms controversy reference is wild

  • @samuelbaker8724
    @samuelbaker8724 6 месяцев назад +9

    Glorb. He never, never disappoints 🔥

  • @danielmee3938
    @danielmee3938 6 месяцев назад +19

    Mr. Swags on the ropes! The Chum Era is here! Dankton is the GOAT! #chumgang

  • @xXLazysoftwareXx
    @xXLazysoftwareXx 6 месяцев назад +29

    damn how did you get so much emotion into Dankton's voice?! holy hell, and that laugh mid way too?? sheeeeesh 🥶 It all sounded so natural

    • @donut1446
      @donut1446 6 месяцев назад +11

      hes gonna get destroyed by squidward next song tho, trust 🤑

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 6 месяцев назад

      He sings and puts a voice filter on

  • @StarPowerVA11
    @StarPowerVA11 3 месяца назад +4

    0:03
    Nawwww that line thought 😂

  • @dee8813
    @dee8813 5 месяцев назад +2

    "GANG!!"
    Nah that goes hard asf

  • @Kritiksek
    @Kritiksek 6 месяцев назад +31

    The lyrics are just insane. He should have an unlimited permission to cook 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 месяцев назад

      Ong take the women out of the kitchen and put glorb in it frr

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 6 месяцев назад

      get this mf away from the stove he's about to burn the house down

  • @hellxsco
    @hellxsco 6 месяцев назад +44

    Its about damn time!!!! GLORB IS BACK

  • @user-mz5ml2in8m
    @user-mz5ml2in8m 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is to tuff glorb ☝🏾🔥🔥💯u a demon for that edp line 😭

  • @Bakeder_than_pizza
    @Bakeder_than_pizza 4 месяца назад +4

    i dont like this kind of music so how the fk did you make me addicted so hard to 90% of your music? im singing your shit mid day without even noticing. this is pure talent and passion love it mate keep it up

  • @loganolson9537
    @loganolson9537 6 месяцев назад +5

    'Call my gun John D, way it fuckin' Rockefeller' had me REELING OML 🔥🔥

  • @sanemiplaysvr
    @sanemiplaysvr 6 месяцев назад +23

    Bro I listened to this over on the topic channel, this song is fire asf glorb! Dankton really back with the heat 🔥🔥

  • @nunziatapino153
    @nunziatapino153 Месяц назад +1

    We stealin the secret formula with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tywone657
    @Tywone657 5 месяцев назад +4

    bro SpongeBob coming back for you polite😏

    • @Isaac-wf7sf
      @Isaac-wf7sf 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nah SpongeBob still lost in my opinion lol this slaps harder than the newest song

  • @kimdokjassi
    @kimdokjassi 6 месяцев назад +9

    THAT SNIPERWOLF LINE IS KRAZZYYYY