Haaland doesn't move me, I'm sorry, yes, he's one of the best tapin merchants of all time and has 0 skills, but he simply doesn't have the quality to be a great, my type of player.
@@Vriin7 tap-in merchant? You clearly don’t know what positioning is, and you think *you* some random kid is better than a *professional* footballer? You don’t understand how *GOOD* you have to be to play in professional football by itself, and Haaland plays in the hardest league, the premier league also classed as the most physical league, and Haaland bodies people in the *most physical* league. You can’t comprehend yourself on his level of greatness. You also said he has zero skills, but he clearly has skills, you trying to make fun of him won’t do sh*t, and along with my case he doesn’t need them, he uses his physique to get past defenders, and players.
@@Siuuuuu3841 i cant tell you don't know him yk he is literally a tank yall little kids dont really know football go watch Adriano matches what can haaland do?💀he always needs passes from his team compared to Adriano he has skill nobody could foul him and tackle his ass in his prime and he did impossible goals without a luck compared to the rest of the players plus premier League is a joke if haaland was in adriano ero yk he would be dead he would be Nesta's new the guy that destroyed messi prime at 37😂shuuush haaland is good in this era but he will never survive in that era back then plus his strength is good but adriano is way too much he even got packed by alaba and rüdiger adriano is the emperor of football for a reason if his dad didn't die he could suprass messi and Ronaldo 🤦🏾 he was in tuff era tuff one of the best league seria a compared to laliga, bundesliga and this new premier league era
@@rayzen9534 pepe would eat when was the last time u watched football 2014 pepe would literally eat him haaland aint even the strongest striker Adriano is better
@@mythst.is.a.balleryou think Adriano was stronger than haaland you delusion plus Pepe too small for haaland I am not saying defenders can't be small (even though he is not small😂) but in comparison to haaland in body strength haaland would be won duals easily and Pepe would have to think twice before tackling haaland 😂
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Haaland be like: You either fall to the ground or go to the hospital.
@منوعات وأخبار - كرة القدم • because You still at the hospital 😂😂
Not against rudiger 😏😏😏
@@SPEEDFF88 or hug him
o único que pode no páreo dele é o Van dijk
Van dijk; not today!
Boy: how often Do you go to gym
Haaland: im the gym
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Mabepp ist besser
Any male sport ever > football
@@BobKL123 нет, футбол лучшая игра среди всех для меня, не нравится-не смотри и не пиши
@@BobKL123 Almost the entire world disagrees with you
Bro just keeps his body too sturdy 🥶🔥
Haaland doesn't move me, I'm sorry, yes, he's one of the best tapin merchants of all time and has 0 skills, but he simply doesn't have the quality to be a great, my type of player.
@@Vriin7 tap-in merchant?
You clearly don’t know what positioning is, and you think *you* some random kid is better than a *professional* footballer?
You don’t understand how *GOOD* you have to be to play in professional football by itself, and Haaland plays in the hardest league, the premier league also classed as the most physical league, and Haaland bodies people in the *most physical* league.
You can’t comprehend yourself on his level of greatness.
You also said he has zero skills, but he clearly has skills, you trying to make fun of him won’t do sh*t, and along with my case he doesn’t need them, he uses his physique to get past defenders, and players.
@منوعات وأخبار - كرة القدم • what are you even talking about you Terrorist?
@@Vriin7 Mbappé de kariyerini farmer liginde devam ettiriyor 😂😂🌻🌻.Bu yüzden o bir Farmerbappé.
@@Vriin7 our type doesn't matter for us
Bro has 99 physical 💀
adriano better🥱
@@mythst.is.a.baller in dreams
@@Siuuuuu3841 i cant tell you don't know him yk he is literally a tank yall little kids dont really know football go watch Adriano matches what can haaland do?💀he always needs passes from his team compared to Adriano he has skill nobody could foul him and tackle his ass in his prime and he did impossible goals without a luck compared to the rest of the players plus premier League is a joke if haaland was in adriano ero yk he would be dead he would be Nesta's new the guy that destroyed messi prime at 37😂shuuush haaland is good in this era but he will never survive in that era back then plus his strength is good but adriano is way too much he even got packed by alaba and rüdiger adriano is the emperor of football for a reason if his dad didn't die he could suprass messi and Ronaldo 🤦🏾 he was in tuff era tuff one of the best league seria a compared to laliga, bundesliga and this new premier league era
@@Siuuuuu3841keep crying Adriano clears
Adriano is great but even he wishes he was on haaland level
just imagine if haaland was a defender
no attacker would dare try to dribble him unless they wanted to go to heaven at that instant
have you seen him tackling. He literally slide on other. he'll get lots of card if he's defender
Wont be that challenging
@@churchilkamkb he would be the 2nd Ramos
ramos : finally a worthy opponent
Ruben is happy to have him in City😅
Mind you Håland was 20 years old when he bodied Dias then 😹😭. I wonder how powerful he will be at 25-28 years old
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔😭🫶🏻
Truss me, he got eaten for breakky😂
Bro If he hits you on the shoulder
you will go to heaven with a free ticket 💀
@منوعات وأخبار - كرة القدم • no comparison between 470 and 400 😏😮💨🤫
Really bro he is noob
Dedenders dont tackle haaland, haaland tackles them
Van Dijk left the chat and Romero left the match expulsed
Zlatan raised Haaland well🗿
🤣🤣XD good one
I was waiting for the time when Kimmich tried to slide tackle Haaland but got injured and taken off the pitch instead 😂💀
Rip to the guy who fouled him and got a red card
And also got injured
He was sent off for two reasons.
When halland hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe
Bro made one of the coldest edit but forgot to give us a blanket🥶🧊
this is literlly every where stop copying
that's a mad line
Bro bodied Ramos💀💀💀💀
Imagine Paolo maldini prime,Sergio Ramos prime,And Erling haaland As A defender with These 2 💀
@@ooo2183 A 2,50 meter unbreachable wall 💀
Imagine having Haaland and Zlatan on the same team😮
Halland: no one can hit me
Rudiger: Do you remember me?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yeah
Halland: nadie me puede pegar
Rüdiger: ¿ te acuerdas de mi
Araujo: callate hijo xd
Haaland in a 1 vs 1 counterattack against Rudiger would make him look like a beginner
Bro's got that Zlatan build.
Es bastante fuerte el vikingo
Vikings mode on
Yes I fill the same because he is viking...
Just imagine if he was a CB or a CDM that can go firward and come back 🥶
But no one could stop haaland at dourtmand💀💀
Ok that was what grealish talking about
song:ur final message slowed
The way Sergio Ramos fell down still has me laughing 😂
We need part 2🔥
Bro got the red card but he was the one who got full damage 😂
Haaland is the type of guys to destroy a bus when it hits him
Let's just apreciate that ederson save
"If you cant stop a player, sign him"
-city tactics😂
Bro fr the first goalkeeper got so scared of him he didn't even move 💀 he could have saved that one 💀
He’s a striker with defender body which it makes so hard for defenders to tackle/stop him
es casi algo hasi como virgil?
@@santiagogalarza3145 yeah
And he has a better physique than most defenders as well
Haaland is like the perfect player you can make in fifa 99 in everything 😅
Haaland; si no quieres ser aplanado no te metas en mi camino...
Song Name : UR FINAL MASSAGE
Thanks Me latter 😊 but do this please
👇
🔥💥🥶🥶🥵🥵
The Haalanator🤖
Van dijk just falling under haaland is hilarious
This song is fire! What's the track?
Haaland is an real terminator😂
Лучшая физуха из всех футболистов
How you gon tackle a man you get injured and sent off 😂😂and the man till walking like it was nothing 💪🏽
Haaland is 🤖
Haalands dad’s career:ended by falling
Haaland isnt making the same mistake
POV: Don't mess with Haaland
That first finish is epic its a pure striker thing
I wanna see Haaland face Pepe on 1v1 to see how it's goes
Pepe will eat him
@@alienspear8706 dont think so bro😂, haland is beyond pepe
@@rayzen9534 pepe would eat when was the last time u watched football 2014 pepe would literally eat him haaland aint even the strongest striker Adriano is better
@@mythst.is.a.balleryou think Adriano was stronger than haaland you delusion plus Pepe too small for haaland I am not saying defenders can't be small (even though he is not small😂) but in comparison to haaland in body strength haaland would be won duals easily and Pepe would have to think twice before tackling haaland 😂
Kimmich vs haaland😅😅😅
الشي الي خلاني احبك واحب محتواك انك صريح وگلبك عله گلوبنه ولله ❤
Rudiger will be like .Am i joke to you?
He passes players only because he farts when ever someone comes near him. Well known fact.
Haaland is terminator after Crsitiano Ronaldo🇵🇹🇵🇹
Rüdiger : Nice joke 💀
That first touch was smooth
Rudiger = wake up to reality😂
Rudiger & Alaba enter the chat
4-0
@@gousti3534и 0 голов холланда
4-0
@@obama-tt2mc и 0 голов холланда
@@jasneryt2425Courtois owned him else your defence conceded 3 easy chances which Courtois saved.
Halland pulls him like an angry father
"Come Here Ruben my son"
Rudiger for the next match: time for my next meal💀
HALLAND🥶🥶🥶🥶
Terminator now 👍
Terminator then 🔥 🐐 🇵🇹 🇦🇷
what song is this this sounds 🔥
If you foul messi he gets injured, if you foul neymar he gets injured, if you foul ronaldo he gets injured, but if you foul haaland you get injured.
Rudger just can keep him calm
and ancelotti drop him in the 2nd leg 😂
🤖
Rudiger be like : ha ye karlo pehle
Haaland is so young and so good❤
With this music everyone is terminator
Rüdiger has entered the chat: 🥶🥶
Prime Pepe be like - 💀💀
Haaland running like if it was his last day on earth
Önemli olan güç değil teknik
Pin if u got tricked
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Man is a Fighter machine
He is the real Terminator
Rudiger owner him🥶
Mbappe > halland
Physical Dominance 👍👍👍
il mérite le ballon d'or cet année
Bro got thorns III 💀
And he didn't even show when Kimmich hurt himself on a dangerous sliding challenge against Haaland...
Who then kept going
So much power and great balance , and great power in his hands and his shoulders, I think he might be a great boxer 😅
Terminator of Defenders 😈👌
I love how the goalie in the first vid didnt even give 2 shits and just let the ball slowly roll into the goal
Yes Grealish, i still remember how Haaland bodied Ruben 2-3 years ago
Next Zlatan 🙂
Rudiger there laughing in the corner💀
Unstoppable Haaland
Me with a Cuti Romero on my pocket 😼
The way he bodied Dias
First video
Goalkeeper : sorry im lag 😅🙏
Halland the Monsta😮
He strikes the Defenders😂😂
Dias got sent to the shops💀
That me when playing or runing or falling my friends are like waoh not lying
A haaland yo siempre le tender respeto por qué es el mejor del mundo
Zlatan be like next time buddy when I see you your dead💀💀
If Halan had played under Ronaldo and Messi, he would have retired like his father. The defender used to be different from now
Haaland as a Viking be like:
City: ☢️💣
Before:haaland beating mcity while staying on dotumund.
Now:haaland beating the world while staying at mcity.
HAALAND 👍
É um verdadeiro monstro.
Rudiger walks in:
Nobody:
The robot: oh no