Had a friend who was a stripper, apparently the more 'experienced' strippers in the nicer clubs for the most part teach like that, like moms having to impart life lessons to their kids.
@@ethankulig6296 Probably an effective strategy on the business' part for keeping their employees around, most strippers probably didn't have very great relationships with their own mothers so having someone who works for the strip club act as a maternal figure for the women working there will make them conflate their job with some sort of familial bond and be less likely to quit or be less confrontational if their employer mistreats them.
honestly, I love how at its heart it's not just another "let's find a random performer to teach us and bully them for views" kinda ironic comedy, they are actually nice to them
It's weird that Garrett actually had a lot of potential as a stripper. It was pretty hot at some points. I'm convinced he actually did this and took it so seriously (compared to Jakob), to have a fallback plan after the channel ends.
You guys should be updating that vhs stack at the end. Those are dank. It’d be cool to see a custom vhs spine for each video if they aren’t too hard to make
i have never laughed harder at a youtube video in my life. jakob walking out and asking the crowd if they are cozy and want to keep their hat on had me WHEEZING
i think the funniest moment in this vid was jakob at the end coming out on the hallway all sweaty and looking tired asking if they made any money... fucking priceless
Im fucking dead, Garrett whipping out the whip and then running to the back room, whipping the shit out of Jakob and then bringing out his wig like a war trophy had me in tears.
What I love about these videos is the people they're learning from are never the butt of the joke. They always keep the comedy confined to each other, and the teachers' reaction and actual insights just add to the punchline. Plus it's gay as hell.
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“God I’m so sick of seeing his PENIS” the pure anger Jakob said that with has me dead
Love this
The pure anguish and frustration in his voice of seeing another man’s taint.Comedy gold.
Eric andre
“This is astoundingly gay” should be the tag line for this channel.
As of three days ago this is more true than you could have ever thought
@@overdramatic1438 wtf happened three days ago...
@@gorslax_5115 probably the vid with jschlatt
Yes, absolutely.
Dudes lose their job and become strippers... lord have mercy lol
You know that's how Garrett came up with the video idea lmao
Everyone stop watching this channel so it happens
This stripper had like super big mom energy
Had a friend who was a stripper, apparently the more 'experienced' strippers in the nicer clubs for the most part teach like that, like moms having to impart life lessons to their kids.
Daft Dog - they forgot to blur it at 5:34
Daft Dog your name, you dog!
even better
@@ethankulig6296 Probably an effective strategy on the business' part for keeping their employees around, most strippers probably didn't have very great relationships with their own mothers so having someone who works for the strip club act as a maternal figure for the women working there will make them conflate their job with some sort of familial bond and be less likely to quit or be less confrontational if their employer mistreats them.
*Jakob T-poses in front of Garret*
🗿: Are you comfortable?
🗿: Are you cozy?
🗿: Do you want the hat on?
Oa aiave vhhh jshsjsjj 🅱️🅱️🤦🏼♂️❤❤wv foreeve bh soooun🤣🤣
Hes just like me fr
A-pose, made just as popular from gmod
THE SOUND OF TOYOTA’S TAP SHOES IS SENDING ME
Jakob just called Toyota now?
@@adamdevlin9207 He’s always been Toyota.
I didn't realize Toyota had tap shoes on until he started clickin his feet and by then I was too far gone.
I CHOCKED ON MY MILK AND IT CAME OUT MY NOSE
honestly, I love how at its heart it's not just another "let's find a random performer to teach us and bully them for views" kinda ironic comedy, they are actually nice to them
the only people they bully is each other, and i really respect that
completely agree. i'm really glad all the jokes were not to the industry but to each other.
(fantastic icon by the way.)
LMAO
are there youtubers that do shit like that? if so drop some names thanks and pls
"You didn't ask about my hat"
I'm dead
“This is astoundingly gay” pretty much sums up OFFCANNY.
THE MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING “are you comfortable?”🤣🤣
Ankles Mongolian folk metal is great btw
Epic Gamer 2008 damn right
@@EpicGamer-gx4gp you talking bout the hu?
@@EpicGamer-gx4gp altai kai has turkic throat singing you could check it out too
Not metal btw just folklore stuff
This is my new favorite RUclips clip
No one mentioned how Garret marched straight to the nearest black guy to start whipping
I mean, Alec did say "You can't do that" repeatedly
he was a cowboy...
he also dress as the undertaker
I read this comment and then it happened in the video and it made me cry laughing lmao
history repeats it self
garrett could actually be a stripper if he tried doe ngl 😳
he’s a little too good at this.
Are you the girl who put the note down his pants? Lol
@@supremebuffalo6322 I wish 😳😞
what about magic toyota? hes a fucking BEAST
He was a model right?
14:36 six shooter pete comes out with a wig as if he just decapitated an enemy soldier
For the first time Jackob is the straightest guy on the video.
true
I’d say he’s pretty gay here 😭😭
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS LIKE THE VIDEO HE WAS THE GAYEST IN
Your forgetting about the knights video
I feel like the harder it is to watch, the better these videos become.
This video is proof, I've never felt so uncomfortable yet so entertained
SAAAME ... this was so cringey but too funny to look away from
Exactly, especially the lap dance part
Garrett is now a complete E-Boy.
he's somehow gone even further now.
9:00
The precision. The lack of hesitation. A goddamn sniper he is.
I'm comfortable and cozy and I want my hat on.
I have no words I'm just leaving a comment to help support the channel. When I find a job I'm joining patreon
Tyler woodring same
Yo, you should become a stripper and pray to the money gods.
LMAO
Shake that ass, brother
Garrett is way too comfortable with this.
I don't see a problem with it
They're just half brothers so its only half weird
It's weird that Garrett actually had a lot of potential as a stripper. It was pretty hot at some points. I'm convinced he actually did this and took it so seriously (compared to Jakob), to have a fallback plan after the channel ends.
Kinda gay
His names monika
You are a guy and I know it
@@MAK3FUN lol, wow. Okay good for you man. Whatever you say 😂
@@MAK3FUN perhaps >:)
I knew this would happen eventually but this is record time
14:37 I love that he came back with Toyota’s scalp like a gladiator
Alec looks disgusted but pleased when jakob starts to dance
They're absolutely perfect for each other
Emily Neel Wdym bro
"This is like a strip-club in Canada" - Jakob, 2020 while being showered in coins
I wouldn't say "showerd by coins" I'd say "being absolutely pelted by coins"
why does garrett actually look really good in his outfit?
You guys should be updating that vhs stack at the end. Those are dank. It’d be cool to see a custom vhs spine for each video if they aren’t too hard to make
Photoshopper here, I volunteer as tribute if you guys need help with this. Who am I kidding, they won't see this shit.
I’m glad that this is what the patreon money is funding
Lmao
there are 9/11 likes on your comment mate
@@stanloossembleartms holy shit
@@juhdg3804 legit
@@juhdg3804 should I like to make it 9/12?
Jakob A-posing over Garrett killed me. I havent laughed this hard in months
I always get a great feeling of immediate dread every time I get a notif from this channel
A sudden surge of horniness appears
idk of jakob's makeup was supposed to be real or funny but he legit looks beautiful
stripper garret has me feeling some type of way
Question mark?
Not gonna lie same here tbh shit be hitting me in a confused nice way
Jakob: "I'm not very athletic"
*Proceeds to climb the pole multiple times*
Not even gonna lie I’d give Pete my months rent
10/10 qt goth gf on this channel? Must be a dream
Nah m8 Toyota is where it is at
just a smidge of pus brother
@@joshtoten >the joke
>your head
Bruh I’d max my credit card on ol’ Six Shooter Pete
i have never laughed harder at a youtube video in my life. jakob walking out and asking the crowd if they are cozy and want to keep their hat on had me WHEEZING
I know a lot of you would actually pay for a Garret strip dance
I probably would, I won't lie haha
Fuck yeah I would
Garret fucking gorgeous.
Are you kidding? Jakob in here lookin like a *thicc snacc.*
🙋♂️
I love that she realizes this is all for a video and doesn't go super hard at making you guys do things the right way.
Toyota is SHREDDED
"im starting to feel like these videos are getting too weird" had me dying lol
“You can name yourself after a car like Lexus or Mercedes”
“....Toyota”
@@barial1 Ohhh your sass knows no limits.
@@barial1 Why, of course, brother!
toy yoda
Nice one
I would've chosen Ford
This is legit the only channel that makes me burst into laughter
Oh boys... oh boys. What have you done to us now
Oh my god I love this so much
Why are you here
Magic Toyota looks like my High School Crush.
I can feel how tense Jakob was when the stripper gave him a lap dance
I’m a third into the video and reading comments to cope, excuse me what?
Update: OH GOD
Hyped for "Jakob eats Hotdog" and "Jakob makes smiley tatter tots"
Same ngl
I probably woke my neighbours up screaming and laughing at this masterpiece 9:09
I've seen a lot of funny things but as Geoffrey Ramsey would say "That's the funniest thing I've seen in my life!"
I love the way she says “That...was amazing”
Is Jakob wearing tap shoes? Toyota is the best thing I’ve ever seen
"Argggghhhhh....You didn't ask about my hat"
Yep, best quote 2020
appearently, that throat singing gets recommended to everyone
I was watching that very video an hour ago. Circle of life
What?
@@PersonalAccountIndeed You'll see it sometime, everybody does.
It’s a warning to the anglos and the told that we will ride our horses once againe.
"Aw boys can be mean" is the description of the whole channel
I'm HYPED for jakop eats hotdog.
I like how alec screams I'm hard like that's his defense
Pete has definitely done this before
I love how this went from stripping to amateur wrestling in the matter of seconds.
poor adri she had to witness this first hand lmao
and prob died of dehydration
I would have gladly taken her place
The poor girl is probably used to it now
She's one of the boys now lol
"I'M TOUGH, BUILT TOYOTA STRONG" is the best line I've ever heard
Garret went from play stripping to real stripping at 14:09 lmao look at his eyes
He was already starting to take it seriously around 8:23 lol
The sheer *anxiety* that the whip gave me is off the charts. Please put that thing away, Garret
When he called her mom 😂
Timestamp?
@@RamnaViaz 5:20
Bro when you Garrett full force jumped on Jakob in the chair and Jakob said “you didn’t ask me about my hat” in sheer pain that shit had me rolling
When can we see competitive hot dog eating?
Kookaburra This is actually a great idea. Hot dog eating face off with some kind of punishment for the losers
@@papajoner7299 make the dogs with peppers or hot sauce, make everyone suffer.
@@papajoner7299 amazing idea if its urs
I would want to see it just because I want to know how badly it could go
Jakob eat hotdog
Danielle deserves everything for how supportive she was lmfaooo
This Pete guy is kinda hot... Hope to see more of him
i think the funniest moment in this vid was jakob at the end coming out on the hallway all sweaty and looking tired asking if they made any money... fucking priceless
"I just wanted to make out with you " truer words have never been spoken
the first time i heard Jakob go "yo-hoho!" i literally started crying of laughter
Six Shooter Pete’s performance was the best thing I have seen in my entire life
"how are you doing?"
"IM BREATHING"
The lap dance part, I can't-
Im so fucking glad this was recommended to me holy fucking shit I haven’t laughed so goddamn hard in ages
I need the uncensored version for study
Im fucking dead, Garrett whipping out the whip and then running to the back room, whipping the shit out of Jakob and then bringing out his wig like a war trophy had me in tears.
God bless this instructor
Jakobs uncomfortableness had me dying the entire time.
Garett takes to this way too easily
Me at 7:10 "Jakob's gonna spray that in his...yep right in his mouth"
Danielle comforting Jakob after Garrett fucking _assulted_ the boy with coins was surprisingly wholesome.
Bro I’m so high rn this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen during quarantine thank you SM
This was the funniest thing since ever
this makes me feel so uncomfy, but, yet, I’m still watching it
Finally, something to watch while I eat my Little Caesar's ExtraMostBestest pepperoni pizza™
Bro share that Little Caesar's ExtraMostBestest pepperoni Pizza
All this talk about Little Caesar's ExtraMostBestest pepperoni pizza is sure making me hungry.
This had me in tears from laughing. Missed you guys, keep up the great work, but please do not get hurt!
these videos are pure gold!! Your instructor seemed really cool and on board and also Jakob with makeup and wig got me questioning myself....
I always come back to this vid and I always realize how scared Jakob is around women
every video they post is more and more like a fever dream
What I love about these videos is the people they're learning from are never the butt of the joke. They always keep the comedy confined to each other, and the teachers' reaction and actual insights just add to the punchline.
Plus it's gay as hell.
Clicked so fast, and you know why
To see Toyota pop it
I damn near couldn’t breathe watching this. I was laughing too fuckin hard.
I’m signing up for patreon on now
If only you lived in LA, you'd be able to watch this shit live if you paid enough.
I don't think they even needed an instructor for their grand performance but I absolutely love her. She's really supportive and so soft towards them
can we just talk about 13:43
STOP I'M HARD I'M HARD
you know. you KNOW hes done that before
I lost it when she goes "okay Toyota" and he skips up to the pole LMFAO
I feel like Garrett was a stripper in another dimension
"You didn't ask about my hat!" really got me lol
11:52 we got ourselves a short boi cameo!
Can’t stop replaying 10:58
That's weird....
I didn't know the movie "Hustlers" was on RUclips
Where’s Pete performing?????? Drop the ip??? Drop the tickets??? Do I have to book in advance????? Please respond ASAP