Joe Rogan: "I Had Some Bathtub Mushrooms Yesterday"
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Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker are stand-up comics and hosts of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast". Catch Matt's comedy special "At the Speed of Light" on RUclips. Shane's latest special, "Beautiful Dogs", is available now.
Clip taken from JRE #2098 w/ Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker
Host: Joe Rogan
Guests: Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker
Producer: Jamie Vernon
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“I’m going to drink my way out of these bathtub mushrooms” -Shane Gillis, Bud Light spokesman
Responsibly of course
So good
Alcohol is for morons.
It's possible
Bud Light loves the mushroom tip
I bought a half oz of shrooms off a guy in a tim hortons parking lot once. He drove into a dumpster, and a curb when he left. I knew they would be good immediately.
Somehow the best acid I've had was bought off a highschooler
I can't find any error in this comment
I laughed way too hard at this😂
@@dennismetzger9287probably got from his older brother
Fantastic marketing tbh
Matt and Shane have the energy of the old JRE
That’s spot on.
"3rd party testing is watching the other guy first" lol. That was hilarious, come on Joe 😂
Matt fuckin gets it dude lmfao
hes woke
Dude’s operating on 432hz
This made maniacally laugh out loud - so true
@@roberthorry621 What people were tryna make Woke mean in the beginning, but then was taken control of by tier 1 Powergods.
@@milesduggan WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
It's a total bug light. I got ZAPPED.
total bud light
“Gyro’s a solid choice.”😂
Hi from Britain, we used to pick mushrooms every year, problem was sometimes we could eat twenty, other times three would make you question your sanity, grandad now, happy memory's. ;)
I'm up north and I've found them in a few spots
Tx cows don’t disappoint
Stay over there f*** britan lol
@@mistaschaub3280Im up North in Lancashire i know of a couple of spots, i go every season
All over cow fields in North Florida after a rain day in spring..
Joe Rogan’s excited face is scary to me lol
Very scary, dude a stoner through and through! Usually people Plato at 50 something. Not Joe, lmao
He is the destroyer of worlds. And edibles.
time stamp?
@@moonposture5542 4:43
@@moonposture5542 7:40 LMAO
SWIM spent countless hours on bluelight in his teens and 20's, and SWIM only learnt today, what SWIM stands for. SWIM is in his mid 30's today 😮😮
2:38 Joe Rogan does a PERFECT SPOT ON impression of Joey Diaz 😂❤
Your time stamp is wrong
@@acehole4788🤓
Diaz is fat and maybe a year away from a heart attack. Its not funny to utterly tank your health at every opportunity.
Shane saying "SWIM?" makes me love him even more. I know he's chronically online and has been for a while, just like me
It's something Matt has passed on to him, from spending two decades on drug forums.
Definitely been on Erowid more than once.
Swim is the nickname of Matt's brother Tom.
You'll see him guest on some of their podcasts, as well as a recent PITM podcast with Matt McCusker
@@chrismenezesreal dawg
Shane is my spirit animal
Gay??
Jeb Bush is mine.
@@vancouverviking4652 $20 is $20...
I don't get the Shane love-fest. He's funny, but nothing mind-blowing. A big fat dude who larps as a redneck and drinks beer. We have those already.
They’re talking about making a pizza on mushrooms and I can’t even load a bowl correctly without COMPLETEY fucking it up 🤣😂
Ever take a shit when tripping? Lmao wiping is hard af
Skill issue for sure 😅
Only possible with the bud light mush 😂
Joe getting older reminds me of my parents aging. I'm so proud of Joe fro not changing too much and remembering his past.
Then you’d finish making the pizza and not even want it anymore 😂
Just staring at the pizza like, "what is even pizza?"
Shane saying the dough would be impossible got me.
Yeah, for me the idea of eating on psychedelics isn’t even an option.
I go hard, most times I fast beforehand if I’m planning the trip.🫠
Reminds me of the time I took a tab of acid and starting cooking spaghetti. Burnt my colander to my electric stove right as I was taking off.
me too lmfao@@jameslachance8159
That's wild shane just fucks with mushrooms at random times and places
yeah I’m jealous of those people. shrooms devastate me every time. I can’t do them
@@ZombieLincoln666 99% of the time people say that, it's simply due to dosage. How much? 1.75? 2 grams? Because that tends to be the worst dose range for mushrooms.
@@Ryan88881 any dosage above threshold is bad. It’s not like the issue is just that it’s too strong, it’s the basic effects and mental burden.
@@ZombieLincoln666 Well of course it's not simply about being too strong. The point I was alluding to was just how 3 or 3.5 grams is pretty emphatically easier to handle than the say; 1.5 - 2 gram range. I'm just saying, I don't know how you fair on dosages like a full eighth, but it is a pretty common thing for people to be "turned off" from or fairly misled by these smaller dose levels because they tend to be uncomfortable.
Bug light 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:50 OMG! 🤣🤣 "The dough would be impossible" I want this JRE Toons now
While Shane was doing the "bug light" bit the ad for "Try Alpha Brain" pops up...the timing was perfect lol
Shane's the best he's fucking hilarious 😂😂
An edible before a plane flight is my goto!
If the person next to me looks cool, I'll spark up a conversation, and if they seem alright I'll end up offering them one of they partake.
We usually end up talking the entire flight and everyone around us looks annoyed! 😂😂😂
I wouldn’t want to sit next to someone talking my ear off.
@84kjk lol. It's not like I forced anyone. The point was, once we both had eaten an edible we had allot to talk about . . . 🤷🏽♂️
Edibles are my go to flying too, I hate it, so I get all zombied out and just listen to music on shuffle. My wife has to wipe the drool off my face occasionally.
🫠👍
You're a drug addict. You need to be arrested.
Just got off a x-country flight. My gf offered me a gummy… I politely declined. I take one hit of her weed and enter another dimension. A gummy on a flight is my worst nightmare
not once have i ever thought about food while tripping.
I’m with Shane Gillis on all of this lol
This was the best. Shane... My God.
Get a life, dude. Your dad can be your god, but not some fat comedian who dresses like an 8 year old.
"Just back to how you were earlier?" lol
Absolutely what I thought.
This was hilarious fun to watch/listen too. Thank you!!
You're welcome
0:56 You can see the joy in his face when the joke hits
Powdered mushrooms are the fastest escape trajectory.
Dont eat anything for a few hours then powderize the shrooms then mix it into lime concentrate wait a few min and drink in one chug
Did that with 7g
Was dissapointed need that good old acid
No need to fast. I always eat before taking a dose, and after the peak is gone. No upset stomach and extremely potent still ( I do lemon tek). In Colorado you can legally purchase “support” and get the shrooms as a gift. Just got an Oz of “caramel popcorn enigma” for $180
Where?
@TheUuhhh well it depends on the user myself personally I need to have an empty stomach and a high dose for it to do anything
@@JohnDoe-qh5xg Called lemon-tek.. Just lemons next time :)
The old heavy metals con 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro the alpha brain ad at the end fit perfectly
Really, really accurate work, AGAIN! Shane Gillis, "I Had Some Bathtub Mushrooms Yesterday".
Shane looks like a grown up version of “Smalls” from The Sandlot
Bigs
You're killing me Smalls
He indeed dresses like a kid. He has a kid's face, too. Funny, but why do people worship him? Nothing special.
Or if john candy lost weight.
@@greyknightexan John Candy was a great talent, unlike Shane Gillis with his "angry virgin" energy vibe.
Shane...the flashing lights.... Gyro.... sitting on the bench alone.....🤣
FROG VENOM ... KAMBO !! Its incredible and was amazing !
Shit will turn you into a vegan freak.
Yessir!
S.W.I.M. said it! LMFAO
I know swim!
He's... Someone Who Isn't Me.
makes me remember checking Erowid before taking illicit chemicals lol
I can never remember what this stands for, I learn it every 14 months or so and then I’m like🤨
erowid was a tool i used a lot@@TheEnderBand
Some One I Met
@@dylanalbright6542 not as cool as swim
I seriously miss my 70's high school weed & a bag of Doritos. 😅
I remember doing truffles in Amsterdam and it was the most horrific experience of my life. I had a full on panic attack and it took ages to get to my hotel. Then when it started to wear off (I thought it did) I left my room and went to the stairs to go back out for the evening and the stairs looked like they were never ending so I couldn't go down them. I ended up going back to my room and stroking the bedroom wall for hours because it was brown and soft. I've never done anything like it again.
I had a full on mushroom freakout while at a Matisyahu concert at the melkweg. I couldn't breathe because of all the weed smoke in the air. My now ex wife pushed a bunch of guys out the way so I could stand under an air vent and after a few deep breaths I was still high as a cloud but at least I could breathe.
"it was a total buglight...and I got zapped!" lmfao
FOOOOD got me ROLLIN
3 guys were found dead recently outside in lawn chairs in the snow and the 4th guy was inside asleep for almost 2 days. Come to find out they all took something together to watch a football game. One of the guys was a pharmacist too. You never know how or who made a lot of that stuff. it’s not about making money anymore. Your playing with your life nowa days
People are putting fentanyl in weed now a days!
Exactly but I called it as soon as it released that it was a coke overdose. Numb to the cold, drunk and geeked up to the moon and back…. From midnight on…in snow…. Yea someone’s gonna die.
@@devinmccloudgotta legalize it like in Canada. I probably wouldn't have started smoking if it wasn't legalized for that reason.
dont boof the fent guys
@@dyoung1998the fact that you started smoking weed and jacking off legally just tells you everything you need to hear about the west atm tbh.
Shane needs to disguise himself as a hasidic diamond merchant.
Reading the title then seeing joes face in the thumbnail glued me in instantly lol
LSD is so lovely lol
The best shroom experience is when I was with my brothers and I played budokai 3 for 8 hours straight
Legit
Don't underestimate the intellect and care taken by someone in a Grateful Dead t-shirt acting as a gatekeeper to the universe. ✨
Joe doesn't even listen to music, the weirdo.
Now I want to see Joe dress as a wizard and make a pizza while on shrooms
You know how many times I thought “I’m gonna drink myself outta this”. Sometimes it works!
Lol I saw Shane by himself at the movies last weekend. Walked out of the theatre with him in a move-induced depressed silence after watching Zone of Interest.
Waaa?!
Shane is such a slob. His, "I'm just a regular guy" act is so phony. He walks that tightrope of Liberal/Redneck and we all know how those end...
Used to love tripping I’m 40 I took some acid when I was 37 before that I was in my 20’s it was so fun when I was in my 20’s I’m my late 30’s it effected me totally different the trip was the same but that way my body felt was totally different
All that shit hurts my body now
acid lasts too damn long. Hard to do as an adult with responsibilities
@@ZombieLincoln666same with the weed these days. can't do it, feels basically psychedelic. probably has something to do with all the chemical fertilizers and indoor lighting
@@slomnim I don’t think it’s fertilizer, weed is just strong af now
@@slomnim No it has to do with you not dosing correctly. Also, it's only edibles that last for a protracted amount of time, not inhaled THC.
Shane cracks me up. he is almost there, but not really ahahaha
Joe’s eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
I always feel fantastic after the pain of a bee sting subsides.
Same principle totally! Whatever trips your trigger.
You body releases stuff to make you heal when you are injured. That treatment Kobe was getting in germany where they spin your blood so it thinks it needs to heal and they inject it into the injured areas to make it heal faster
Me too
Endogenous opioids released by your body because bee stings make your nervous system be like “I don’t know what the fuck that was but it was the worst. Release the heroin.”
@@artOVtrolling Try eating a handful or hefty amount of super hot chillies/pepper. It's pretty much a psychoactive substance at that point. Had opioidergic and MDMAish feels.
Shane dropping a bomb on how stupid it is to have a panicky high “what’s the point of that?” Matt “the release” Shane “when you’re just back to how you were earlier?”💀 he’s so right tho, that’s why I don’t smoke much anymore. Sometimes it’s great sometimes it’s horrible..
Joe over here trying to cut the real growers out lol. Small batch homegrown is where it's at
Its probably like when you have a headache and you get a wave of relief and you feel 120%
I got it from a Grateful Dead guy!
Double dipped family
"The... gyro."
The one mushrooms going around Jersey called ODPE those are lethal.
The absence of pain is pleasure.
What matt is referring too is most likely something that was going around known as 4-ACO or O-acetylpsilocin
4aco is better than shrum
"was going around" it's been available for decades. Probably will be for decades. I've probably ran through a kilo of it in my life.
What’s the difference is it safe like regular shrooms
@@user-qn8nx6ul5l nothing that changes your mental state so dramatically can be considered safe. Physically, besides how caustic it is, yeah it's fine.
@@yolobathsalts Wtf is wrong with you... There's plenty of things which can "dramatically change" one's mental state and are safe. Do you even know how safety metrics are determined? Obviously not. Some of the safest drugs are literally also the most psychoactive. They're also objectively, by definition not "caustic". Go to bed..
I want shrooms...😆👍💯
It seems like everyone has them but I got no clue where to get them.
Don’t buy from randoms
@@jeffh9630 back in my day Halloween was when we had shrooms...they were everywhere...🙂👍💯
@@jeffh9630look into growing them yourself
Just got some haha
My weed cakes mess me up sometimes 😂
i can't even go near food on mushrooms or any psychedelic.
Those mushroom bars aren’t made with psilocybin. They pump a bunch of synthetics in them and the trips come on fast but do not last and you end up with a weird feeling afterwards. It is definitely not a natural trip.
Idk where your finding this shit at.
its 4aco dmt. not dangerous but not psilocybin. psilacetin
Edibles have never worked for me but I enjoy eating them anyway. Also fun to mess with people who think it’s a large dose lol which is for most I guess. But I am jealous of people who are able to feel the effects
I'm with you 💯, I wish but the high does nothing for me in the way of pleasure! I want to love my high, not get all paranoid.
If it's properly made its like wiping your @$$ with silk. Smooth...wonderful...enlightening...invigorating. Also the company you keep. Mother nature is the best one; away from anything that bombards your peace.😎
Reddit says to eat first. Something to do with metabolizing. I’m aware of 11-hydroxy so take it with a grain of salt but thc binds to fat so maybe. Worth a shot
If you make edibles, adding soy lecithin will allow the THC to pass the blood/brain barrier.
Also, some folks just don't get high. The human body is funny.
And orange juice with mushrooms😎
Mushroom Lite luvv the di amongst friens lmaoo
Mushroom light 😂😂😂
🤔
Bro said K2 in edibles 😂. Nah bro, you're just dosing too high.
Thc-O, HHC, look them up.
@@cook.b6285 neither of those are K2 though and aren't even closely related to the analogs K2 has become a catch-all name for. THC-O and HHC are much more close to regular natural delta-9 THC and really aren't that bad
I had two square red gummies . Felt like I smoked Buddha's golden peace pipe. Bro
.... never wanna be so high . I feel like I just discovered all you earthlings.
It would be a lot to figure out! 😂😂😂
Kambo is frog poison not snake venom.
Close enough dude doesn't have a perfect memory ig
I wasn’t a Shane fan, but he’s growing on me. To me it seems he’s settling in, more comfortable around Joe now, not fanning out. Even when he was on my last nerve a year and change ago I can honestly say I’d rather be around him for 60 days straight before I’d ever be around Bert for 60 seconds 😳😳😳 that guy has ZERO chance for me to change my mind about him🤦♀️💩🤡
Shane trying to convince Joe that he gets high all the time, like they 8th graders 😂
To Joe's point, one thing I love about how my state (Illinois) does recreational is how relentlessly tested everything is. Every batch of each product is third party tested, and the limit on batch sizes is smaller to allow for less anomalies. I have solid confidence in Illinois edibles.
Do you ever watch a Joe Rogan episode and think you could bring a 1000x better and more interesting conversation than this.
You can't beat the DAWGS buddy, you WISH. There's a shaman and a decorated war veteran right there.
@ItsMichaelDavis it could be Socrates up there. But when your on Joe Rogan you bring interesting conversation.
I can't stand LA comedians who think they're podcasters. I'd rather watch your mushroom podcast than some washed up LA comedians who moved to Texas to become something they're not. @@AimFix-yp4xk
I got the best LSD iv ever had from a dead head with a tie a die T-shirt on. Also the best white crystal and made books of acid! Joe where do you think the good acid comes from? Your a comedian stick to that and interviewing people.
Do you want a Mickey Mouse badge buddy? Or a chest to pin it on? You should practice what you preach and continue being a first class loser
how about he just talks about whatever he want to talk about like he's been doing for over 2000 episodes? don't like it? don't listen to it or at least don't tell him what to do.. that acid didn't do much to you it seems, or did too much
Completely agree. At least a deadhead shirt guy making stuff in his bathtub has SOUL. Trust me when I say this you do not want mushroom light from Budweiser. You want it from deadhead guy
Sean Williams why don’t you just stick to be a jealous twit, they’re highly successful and you are not, let THAT sink in for a minute
that's part of his point. and "i had strong lsd once from someone" isn't a good argument for lsd made in a filthy environment. and whatever you've had, actual chemists make far superior stuff. anyway, homemade production means controlling the concentration accurately is incredibly difficult leading to unpredictable effects, which they talked about in the video. not to mention toxic contaminants. chemicals used in the synthesis can contain impurities and by-products that are toxic. improper synthesis or contaminated lsd can mess you up. i'd trust pharma grade lsd over shit made in an unregulated environment.
I have candida, GET ME THAT SNAKE VENOM
Bro that's literally how I feel lol
lol when he threw everything at Covid
The wacko’s with an expression of a face ran through bricks walls human testing lol 😂
I pick my own mushrooms and would never dream of taking anything from anyone else.
I think Joe might like that story of joey on the plane eating edibles
Buzz and buzz light with Shane as spokesman
I shroomed so hard in the tub last week i could no longer see 😂
Joe talking about a pizza oven in the backyard like that’s a societal normality to have 🤣
“Cabinoids “ lol
" Donimoes "
I knew an old guy that always mispronounced it too
Sounds like he was saying Cabana Boys 😂
“When your around him and your scared too ITS FUNNN!!😭😭”
Shane gillis is about as straight up as it gets. fearless open book
It feels amazing to know about psychedelics all thanks to this online store I was able to get some mushrooms and they got some lsd gummies cannabis xtc and another stuffs
On Telegram and Instagram.....!!!!.......
triphouse32!!!!
Back in the day you ate an eighth of shroom chased with chili cheese fritos for taste.
He’s talking about Kambo and it’s a frog poison. Very legit
I grew some under my sink 😂
2CI, 2CB, 2CA, all sketchy analogs. 😂😂😂
Thin crust pizza is the only thing I can eat when I'm tripping.
I can only eat quesadillas on psychs. Thin cheesy triangles just nourish the soul dog.
Legalization without taxation!!! Govt hands off let the people be.
How about "Mushweiser, the King of shrooms" Muchwiser?
I noticed that the guy was looking back and forth for something, then Joe gets his serious face.
BUG LIGHT!!!
Budweiser would have to start selling that to get most people back on board.
It's so cringe how Gillis pimps for Budweiser. What an edge-lord he thinks he is.
Best to grow your own shrooms. You know what you're getting.