Jah, this goes back a bit, but you shouldn't sang the Jackson 5 joint for old times sake; "one more chance, that's all I ask of you" lam enjoying the dialogue, its logical to a fault.
Funniest shitt, I spit lines like that for a moment in time... Quickly found that it decrease my odds, went back to my dad; super OG, and got some game. Worked on me for a while and now I get what I am and all else is low hanging fruit. BTW I like fruit. 😉
Bullshit That's Divorce Material! If any Man had a Woman like that, Do U Kno how many fights you be in???? Wonder Woman and the rest of The Amazon's ain't got SHIT ON HER!
@@brycehoward4139 Sometimes it's not only the physical it's the "Visual".. We're all for sure for sure busting in a matter of Seconds 🤣🤣🤣💪🏿 once you look down after the slide in #MrThirtySecondsHereIAm 😤🤣
@@nezzwilson7452 Man u ain't lyin, with all that movin how it's spose to u might just have to close ur eyes and think about sports or somethin, ur eyes feast on all that pound cake u gonna get full real quick, ya feel me?
I dunno... "A great performer will leave the audience wanting more", if you know what I mean. He left a good impression on her, so the offer for another round will likely stay on the table. Now he can come back for more, and it'll be on his time, when he's ready.. with less persuading/sweet talking.
When you put “real quick” after a request you are deliberately trying to diminish the magnitude of said request. i.e: I need you to buy a house, real quick.
419 stroke in 5 mins? That's 82 strokes per minute. That's pretty good. Edit: My math was wrong as I was informed it was around 84 pumps per minute, TO THE MAX!!!!
@@lilron0883 Right? I thought I was tripping if Im giving shorty 82 strokes per minute she best be happy I got to 5. If I go longer it mean her toto trash.
That means in the first 60 seconds, he impacted with no warm up stroke or pregame on the pussy. Just 82 stroke out the gate at 1.36 strokes per second. Nigga was beating the pussy up from the start.
Bigg Jah, i had a tough day today and this skit made me laugh so hard. just what i needed man. So thank you!!!!!! btw, i love the longer skits. the writing was soo funny. the cast was great!!!!!!!!!!!! Redemption!!!!!
5:39 “She agreed to let me smash again and redeem my stroke if I help her buy a house.” I thought she was selling the house😂😂😂 it’s still crazy 🔥🔥🔥 though.
@LA Ryan , he had "15" (really 16) more BDR ("bad dick reviews") to redeem himself for, he had to leave; like AA, where you have to make amends😁. He'd been getting BDR's all over town😂
8:20 "But Right now, I gotta tend to the 15 that's left". WORRRDDD So that means we could expect 15 more episodes of this series...at least👀👀🤞🏾💯💯💯💯💯💯Lettssss gooooo!!!!!!
He did redeemed himself, because last time she didn't care if he came back or not. And I'm sure it wasn't part 2 worthy last time either. But this just shows that the last girl had that baby come back lol
@LA Ryan Nah, he definitely did! She wanted to know if he was coming back even when he didn't have the round 2. If he didn't redeem himself she would've been kicking him out! 😂😂😂
"You done went to Yamsterdam and came back with the extras" lmao this fool got all the lines
🤣🤣👏💯
😂
chill 87 😂😂😂😂
😂😂omm
GOAT LINE
Big Jahh is a genius with these skits. Man I needed this laugh with all going on in the world. One of the best skits.
Absolutely ❤️❤️
Hands downn!!💪🏽👌🏽💯
😞
Are they from LA? Do they shoot in LA
Too Da Maaaaxxxxx
“Abbreviasha, what’s up?” They come up with the craziest names 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Christopher Anderson 😭😭😭😭😭
😭
I can't breath I'm laughing so hard @abbreviation/abbreviasha... Whatevs
Her body ain't an abbreviation, though. It's an entire story that needs to be thoroughly read!
"I just need one little small favor.... I need you to buy house real quick." 😂😂😂
“Abbreviatia”
How does he come up with this. 😭😂😂
First thing I said 😂😂. These names outta hand!
He need to make a baby naming app
this need an abbreviation
Mehn, no idea bro...😂😂😂
Man at work dying!!!
This man asked his man's to buy a house just to get some yams😂😂😂
That's what I was laughing at
IKR😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂
and his boy went along with it too, cuz he knows about them yams
Anything for some cheeks 🤣🤣🤣
“Why should I buy another house if there isn’t another me” lmao I died here man
Edwin Colon Yo, I had rewind that and be like damn, Minks, you right, lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He shoulda said use it as an income property... This funny...
He wanted that Biggie Smalls because "Believe me, sweetie, you got enough to feed the needy".
That was the most underrated slept on comment on this video ☝🏾👀💯
This should be put in an extras clip 😂👌🏾💯
“Yea, got the porch and the patio”
🤣💀💀😂💀💀💀😂😂
I love the ending!!!!
Plus the attic and the basement 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jah, this goes back a bit, but you shouldn't sang the Jackson 5 joint for old times sake; "one more chance, that's all I ask of you" lam enjoying the dialogue, its logical to a fault.
When Persephanii said ‘The one with the dusty braids’ I knew she was talking about Minks😂
Top Militèrian 💯💯🤣😂🤣
💀💀💀
How u know how to spell her name ion even know how to pronounce it 😂😂
😂😂😂
Fr bro...😂😂😂
"Yamsterdam" " Breadrick Douglas" " Bready Krueger"... 2020 Jah lingo is heatin up!!!! Boomshakalocka!!!!💪💪💪💪💪👌👌👌👌👌
Yamsterdam took me out! I’m hella using that one
Lol I'm definitely using that porch and patio line
Mr. Breadtastic
@@JoeDarque definitely lmao
I am from (the real) Amsterdam, so that 'Yamsterdam' hit me hard (pause)
Her homegirl gave her up for a 100 dollars..PRICELESS..lmao
A yard a yard!!! 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Bruh this dude got the lines for everything! "She got the porch and the patio"🤣🤣
That line was sensational
At least he redeemed his stroke and didn’t mess up like last time
I'm proud of him.
Right 15 more to go! 🤣🤣
Dead ass , toot it and boot it
It's true families
RPG Linguini he definitely redeemed himself
Bruh, when she said the one with the dusty braids I already knew she was talking about Minks😂😂
😂
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
Sex xxx video
Facts
I liked this comment just to give u 700 likes bruh!
Man, if you haven't dehydrated yourself atleast once from smashing, you don't know how good tap water tastes!
Facts. Make the worst water taste like Fiji water and shit. LOL
I keep it cold in my house. Plus I drink a gallon and half of water everyday so I’m not going to dehydrate myself from having sex.
@@hughjanus2781 damn a gallon and a half lol
I laughed outloud
Bruh, 419 strokes
In 5 minutes!!!
That’s that Chinese strokin”
That guy is the flash
ROTFLMAO
He got a V6 engine in there no homo 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Damnn
Right
Shawty stacked for real.. cake for everybody and enough milk to feed a whole country
Give me chill's
Idris Benhanzine bruuh! U wildin😆
@johnny Macon Imagine that...there will be no temptation. Every guy will be happy lol
Yoooo Idris u cwaaaazy nigga 😂😂
@johnny Macon 666
"You done went to Yamsterdam came back with the extras".... lmao this man is crazy
He said major porch and patio how does he come up with this stuff lol
Let me give you the Brittany Spears..
“Hit you baby one more time.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
M.i.c. hael lol best one
Antonio McKinney Hilarious bro 🤣🤣🤣
I luv the analogies and metaphors
Markus Banks the shit is GOLDEN
“I’m like robocop in this bish, ready to serve!” 💀😂💀😂
😂😂😂😂
Why would she do that "I give her $100" WHY!! WOULD YOU DO THAT 😂
@@MWENDA-vv5im You don't need a girls opinion to say that is hella short hahaha
This girl is definitely one of my favorites, keep em coming Big Jah !!
I SPEAK FOR ALL THE MEN IN THE WORLD WHEN I SAY IM PROUD OF YOU FOR FINALLY REDEEMING YOURSELF 😂😂😂😂💪🏾🙌🏾
eazy ryder cause I definitely got a couple I gotta go fix🤦🏾🤦🏾
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 that's RIGHT ‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@shelleysheboygan8402 🙋🏿♂️ i got 1 fromHS that I never fixed 😭
“Bready Kruger” “Breadrick Douglas” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The boy got hella word play!! TO THE MAXXX
I love the fact that the script is written so well. All that corny stuff is actually how we all talk. Lol! #muchrespect
heroshyma69 we just trying to be accepted lmaooo 💀💀
Funniest shitt, I spit lines like that for a moment in time... Quickly found that it decrease my odds, went back to my dad; super OG, and got some game. Worked on me for a while and now I get what I am and all else is low hanging fruit. BTW I like fruit. 😉
Christian L share the wealth lol
We? Dude speaking French. Speak 4 yourself.🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
She upgraded herself and he's talking about hitting it one more time. He ain't changed. That's wifey material bro.
V. Scott u can’t wife a girl that thick. She will be huge after a couple kids.
Wars7498 get a surrogate or adopt
V. Scott hmmm that works . Guess I’m going for the yams now lol
Bullshit That's Divorce Material! If any Man had a Woman like that, Do U Kno how many fights you be in???? Wonder Woman and the rest of The Amazon's ain't got SHIT ON HER!
@@Wars7498 thank you i agree
My man was dropping hella pop culture reference jokes.
😂😂😂😂
" you went over to Yamsterdamn and came back with the extras "😂😂😂😂😂😂LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That was the best line!!
"Bready Kruger"😂😂 the word game is always on MAXX
Breadrick Douglas😂
Lmao
Ain't it tho 🤣
Yo for real 5 mins with her is elite level stamina, and I don't even wanna hear anything else on the matter!
Lol ik I was thinking if it’s clapping back like some popcorn then I might’ve met my match
🤣🤣🤣
@@brycehoward4139 bruh you might be rite. That thang mite make a man tap out
@@brycehoward4139 Sometimes it's not only the physical it's the "Visual".. We're all for sure for sure busting in a matter of Seconds 🤣🤣🤣💪🏿 once you look down after the slide in #MrThirtySecondsHereIAm 😤🤣
@@nezzwilson7452 Man u ain't lyin, with all that movin how it's spose to u might just have to close ur eyes and think about sports or somethin, ur eyes feast on all that pound cake u gonna get full real quick, ya feel me?
Yo
Yamasterdam
Breadie Cougar
Breadrick Douaglas
This dude Is a born jokester😂
Breadie kreuger my personal favorite. That shit mine now! 😆
🤣🤣🤣facts
Leave it to Jah to put 2 totally irrelevant words together and make them make sense. This guy is genius level
Lord
"YAMSTERDAM" 💀.
BreadRouteTV. I’m a use that line 🤣
Man! That shit was hilarious
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I Gotta Use that
Best line ever
I hollered 🗣 Love them made up words he be spitting 😂🤣
She offered a round 2, you betta get back to her😂😂
I dunno... "A great performer will leave the audience wanting more", if you know what I mean. He left a good impression on her, so the offer for another round will likely stay on the table.
Now he can come back for more, and it'll be on his time, when he's ready.. with less persuading/sweet talking.
@@Groteskfull pimp shit right here
@@Groteskfull 💯
yup fuck them other 15 i'm stay right there since i hit right this time
@@Groteskfull SHHHHH quiet fool can't be giving out the game plan dam!
I lost it when he held the cup with both hands 🤣🤣
She's beautiful ❤wish she were my mom 😊
"419 strokes" this guy is hysterical😂😂
Yeah cause some niggas be counting so they won’t cum or to know when they do 😂😂😂
Cummin is not a problem.going soft is the problem.
@@micahnewson9768 and if he can concentrate on how many strokes the box is trash 🤷😂😂😂😂
This dude made his own sound effects LOL "Peeeewn"
lmao
David Lee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah this dude is od’ing now. He made her name “Abbreviation”? Cmon man lmmmmaaaaooooooo wtf
Minks probably gave him that one. Every Minks video I be so curious to know what stupid name he came up with this time 😂
😂🤣😂🤣
Yeeessss!!! They crack me up with the names😜😜😂. Best skit team!!
I fell out when I heard the name😂😂
Guillermo Kyosuke 😂😂😂😂how does he come up with these names bruh😆
Abbreviasha, Quotasha, Punctuasha. I can tell this channel is hooked on Pheonix.
He's drinking the water like Smokey was drinking Kook-Aid on Friday😂
I said the same shit 🤣
Word
Kool*
Charles C he did that shit on purpose! 😂
You damn right
“You done went to Yamsterdam came back with the extras”
5:13 “Yea the one with the MAJOR porch and patio?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"pewm"
Right he goofy af😂😂
Aye what up Crank
Ayo crank lucus in the building 👍💪💯
When you put “real quick” after a request you are deliberately trying to diminish the magnitude of said request.
i.e: I need you to buy a house, real quick.
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Yuuuup! Real quick or right quick, lol
Facts
I need to borrow X amount of dollars "real quick". 😂😂
419 stroke in 5 mins? That's 82 strokes per minute. That's pretty good.
Edit: My math was wrong as I was informed it was around 84 pumps per minute, TO THE MAX!!!!
Oshey Statsmaster
Thats a lot of strokes in 5 min. Lmfao.
@@lilron0883
Right? I thought I was tripping if Im giving shorty 82 strokes per minute she best be happy I got to 5. If I go longer it mean her toto trash.
She a thoroughbred you gotta BEAT that meat BUSS it down word n stay focused Remy n Blunt that's all she really wants
That means in the first 60 seconds, he impacted with no warm up stroke or pregame on the pussy. Just 82 stroke out the gate at 1.36 strokes per second. Nigga was beating the pussy up from the start.
: I need one little favor
: what is it
: I need u to buy a house
😂😂that’s one big little favor
"You should buy another house,you breaded out da game,breddy krueger" bredrick douglas haha I'm gone
"Mr. Breaddy Krueger....Breadrick Douglass"😂😂😂😂
K A M haaaaaaaa
😭🤣
Bigg Jah, i had a tough day today and this skit made me laugh so hard. just what i needed man. So thank you!!!!!! btw, i love the longer skits. the writing was soo funny. the cast was great!!!!!!!!!!!! Redemption!!!!!
“Abbreviata” why they becoming up with all these absurd names😂
*Abbreviation
Don't forget about LeKente. 😂
kravenor that not how he said it dipshit
kravenor no he said abbreviatia.
whats her name on ig?
The way Jag held that cup with both hands and the way he drank it killed me 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
She wanted round two. I would have been in that for seconds 😂 shiiiiiit lmao
Sheeeeeed.. she could get round 2, a remix and a sequel!!
Ok Brian Pumper🙄
Abbreviation...??? Y'all come up with the most ghetto names 🤣🤣🤣
Abbreviation & BoMonte'
Riiiiiight
Love it
What's next semicolon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at her acting like she dont want tha ham
This guy can’t be stopped!! Persephanie is everything!!! Man the perfect girl to do this skit with!!! 🤝🤝 y’all two and minks crazy ass did that bruh💯💯
Her givin big jah a chance made me smile like I'm about to be the 2nd man on that tag team! "Tag me in Big Jah I need her next" 🙋🏾♂️👋🏾👀
5:39 “She agreed to let me smash again and redeem my stroke if I help her buy a house.” I thought she was selling the house😂😂😂 it’s still crazy 🔥🔥🔥 though.
That “porch and patio” though......
Classic....
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆
If breast men were to see this lady in real life, they'd have a heart attack and die happy.... Lol....lol...😆😆😆😂😂
I know two of them types personally 😭😭
@@donnymfdogg Lol...lol...lol..😂😂😂😂
Im one of them...jus got a heart pulpitation
Who is she?
I'll die with a Joker smile on my face!
He holding dat cup for dear life🤣🤣😅. “That’s good watah” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"abbreviasha" lmao my boy jah stay coming up with the craziest names.
These names don’t surprise me anymore!! 😭😂🤦🏾♂️
“ baby let me hit you one more time “ lmfao I died when he said that
me 2
RIP
15 more episodes of redeem my stroke... sounds good to me 😂😂😂 these are hilarious
"Not a few... 419 strokes to be exact" Lmaooooo
He counted every stroke
Lol...if u cant do it in 419 strokes, dat pussy just ain't 4 u. Lol
@@fuzzyslippaz934 nah 419 strokes aint that much. Thats like 5 or 6 minutes worth. 800-900 is where its at.
@@RaidersX95 Thats better than 5 minutes. Thats closer to average. I dont have those problems tho.
"A fuck ain't none but 50 pumps...." Bernie Mac. Lol
"She let me smash and I gave her the trash." 🤣🤣💀💀
Mz. Pinkee u single?
Hamilton House nigga u see her it makes sense lol
The bloopers kill me 😂😂😂 “and sing that shit jah...Abrevi give me one more chance “😂😂
On the real the way persephanii fine I'll be quick too lol😂😂😂 damn she fine
Michael Jordan 💯💯💯
This man took two years of training to come back for the yams
He had to be sure he was ready, ready! 😂
@LA Ryan , he had "15" (really 16) more BDR ("bad dick reviews") to redeem himself for, he had to leave; like AA, where you have to make amends😁. He'd been getting BDR's all over town😂
Imagine if redeeming your stroke was like a voucher.
😂
This fool said “we all know one more house won’t hurt you” 😂😂
Bruhh yo homeboy coming up to you , telling you, “eh man can you buy an extra house so I can smash the reala state agent” is insane!
And he agreed 😂😂😂
8:20 "But Right now, I gotta tend to the 15 that's left". WORRRDDD So that means we could expect 15 more episodes of this series...at least👀👀🤞🏾💯💯💯💯💯💯Lettssss gooooo!!!!!!
Mans got alot of redemption to do.
He gone have to with coming back to Abbreviatia as the finale
“I need you to buy a house 😐” deadass serious tho.
😂😂😂
Lol
my man has a solution for every problem...Good man
“Abbrevee gimme oooone more chaaaance” 😂😂😂
🤣
Imagine your homie comes to you and say “hey I need you to buy a house really quick” 😂 😂 😂😂
"She finally let me Smash and I gave her the Trash"!!!...that outside the dumpster Projects type trash!!?...
Thank you for the redemption phewwww!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 WHAT!
Yooo “yeah the one with the major porch and patio” 😭😭😭😂
Abbreviasia, Girl He lying, I definitely aint give him yo number
Lmaooooo
LMFAOOOOOOO
Lol ok we'll give me yours. 😂😂
Lol
Sabrina Mcewen 😂😂😂
Never realized how much she favors Ashanti in the face... she’s bad!!!!
Y’all ninjas love fat chicks and I don’t get it.
@@Mudoh415 some ppl don't like laying with iron boards...
@@Mudoh415 Shut yo 3 thrust bust ass the fuck up....
I was just thinking that
@@Mudoh415 she aint fat nigga she thick wit ya little ass😂
Minks on the couch watching the “lesbian homie”
Ayo
omg wow lol
I like how u peeped that out😂😂
I think we need to take a second to acknowledge and appreciate the descriptor of having major "porch and patio" that shit genius!!
"I needju to buy a house right quick!".....🤣🤣🤣😂😂 JAH a straight-up fool for dat! ! ! Dude won the innanet today!
Me and my husband are definitely not using a realtor that looks like that! 🤣🤣🤣💚😊
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂😂💀💀
This is the best kinda realtor, Lol, daaayaaammm!!!
Me and mine is 😍
When he started drinkin that cup with two hands like he was famished, I was dyin laughin 😆😂🤣
Lmao he actually redeemed his stroke this time 😂
BaseManPranks yes sir he did!
15 mo to go 😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂
He did redeemed himself, because last time she didn't care if he came back or not. And I'm sure it wasn't part 2 worthy last time either.
But this just shows that the last girl had that baby come back lol
@LA Ryan Nah, he definitely did! She wanted to know if he was coming back even when he didn't have the round 2. If he didn't redeem himself she would've been kicking him out! 😂😂😂
The way he represented his own lesbian homie series though!!! Remarkable 👌🏿!!
#SEASON2
Im officially adding Yamsterdam, Bready Kruger and Breadrick Douglas to my vocabulary 😂😂😂 ..but my goodness she is Yammed up 😳😍
Check her IG
CuttaFLA not yams but plasticed op cos themselves is not natural
He should go ahead and copy write those phrases ASAP
“Yammy Tammy from Miami”😂🤣😂
Major “Porch and Patio” man this mans lingo is on point👈🏾 🤣😂
Love you so much.
"Can I get a round 2"
I'M DEHYDRATED BRUH DAMN 😂😂😂
“With the major porch and patio.”....I’m dying
Ha! Big Jah 😂 he's drinking that water like Smokey on Friday
“17... but whose counting” 😂😂😂
What did he say there? I ayed it over amd over can not understand. 17 what please and thank you?
@@Oldmanlearns718 17 females left on his list 😂
@@bigdjw13 thank you.
Bruh she like the finest bbw I seen in a long as time lord Jesus take the wheel
Whats her name man. ??
kelem Dz persephanii
Amen! And if her waist was a little smaller she won't be in that Category, and personally I Love Her Just The Way She Iz!
I don’t even consider her BBW.... our Lord Savior Jesus Christ and genes blessed than woman!
She's not a BBW. Her waist is tiny. You don't even know what a BBW is. Don't call her that.
Dudes content on material 👌 . And his expressions at the end. Priceless.
“Bready Kruger” I’m taking it bro!! Yes
"I'm trying to get that biggie smalls back"😭