13:15 "What did I hit?" For a split second, the car went over the hill, which made the camera object move forward so it won't clip through the ground. However, the maker of the game forgot to turn off the collider for the camera so the camera collided with the car and that is why it spun out. TL;DR camera has COLLISION
Holy shit you're right. While the car is flipping through the air at 13:27 it clearly gets bumped by the camera several times, changing direction each time.
@@magiiyoo6715 Man, a lot of stuff. The human body's made of a **bunch** of nonsense. Oxygen, probably. Some hydrogen too. Fucking jumped-up protons thinking they hard
The fact that npcs just tether to you at the start and your dog is not bound to the laws of physics just further convinces me that what Im experiencing is not a game, but a fever dream. I suspect I'll wake up tomorrow and look for this video and it won't exist.
This game brings me back. I played this on my old Commodore and it kickstarted my love for gaming. It's good to see Directly Drink Milk from Cow remade for modern systems
Khoomii is a style of Mongolian throat singing. This is simultaneously the worst and best "game" I have ever seen and I refuse to believe it was made by an actual functioning sentient being.
A friend of mine got this game for some ungodly reason, and physically COULD NOT get any milk in the basin because TURNING THE CAMERA SPILLS THE MILK OUT OF THE BUCKET. 10/10, amazing game.
You should play CHKN it's a game on steam where you make your own weird twisted animals and you can make them fight or just set them out into the wild and try to survive
This was truly so beautiful. On the eighth hour of him playing this, my family and I were in tears at how amazing the experience was. Thank you charborg for opening our eyes and exposing us to the truth
And also that sound that keeps playing on the background makes it feel so alone, without including the autor of the game probably has some fucked up fetishes
Why is this kinda unnerving? Something tells me that if i play the entire game i will find something horrible or the author has some messed up fetishes.
6:15 OMG this is secretly a second person game and we are just some guy floating around this weird man who drinks milk and we are just watching him!!!:0
I genuinely don’t think it is. Notice how wierdly accurate to IRL farming some parts of this are? My guess is that this was made either by an actual farmer or the son of a farmer.
You know the game going to be good when one of the characters is using the same model as the "That's how mafia works" guy lol
I thought that character model looked familiar lol
I guess the money quick scheme of organized crime didn't work out for him.
I knew it, i knew i wasnt seeing things
Even lvl 99. bosses have to directly drink milk from cow sometimes
I’m so glad this comment is here
Man drinking milk directly from cow is such a landmark in gaming history
mafia man
M I L K
”Remember to ALWAYS, ALWAYS ALWAYS, reach ALL the way in the back for the freshest milk. It's imperative to your survival."
-Ted Bear
Yes
Ew unpasteurised milk
13:15 "What did I hit?" For a split second, the car went over the hill, which made the camera object move forward so it won't clip through the ground. However, the maker of the game forgot to turn off the collider for the camera so the camera collided with the car and that is why it spun out.
TL;DR camera has COLLISION
Holy shit you're right. While the car is flipping through the air at 13:27 it clearly gets bumped by the camera several times, changing direction each time.
@@IAm18PercentCarbonWhat’s the rest of the 82% percent?
@@magiiyoo6715 Man, a lot of stuff. The human body's made of a **bunch** of nonsense. Oxygen, probably. Some hydrogen too. Fucking jumped-up protons thinking they hard
@@magiiyoo6715he's 100% carbon, but those are his favorite 18%.
The fact that npcs just tether to you at the start and your dog is not bound to the laws of physics just further convinces me that what Im experiencing is not a game, but a fever dream. I suspect I'll wake up tomorrow and look for this video and it won't exist.
Did it work?
Please tell us if it worked
@@alexs.7956 Oh god... no
"fever dream" used to describe mundane mediocrity for the trillionth time, person responsible incapable of forming unique thought. More at 11.
@@TheTGOAC no u.
This game brings me back. I played this on my old Commodore and it kickstarted my love for gaming. It's good to see Directly Drink Milk from Cow remade for modern systems
Don't pee on the floor, use the Commodore
@@Reac2 lalalalalalala
Khoomii is a style of Mongolian throat singing. This is simultaneously the worst and best "game" I have ever seen and I refuse to believe it was made by an actual functioning sentient being.
well it was probably made by a nonfunctioning sentient being
It has to be a shitpost game
Khoomei is actually Tuvan but yes :)
@@StrawRaccoon "uhm acktchually🤓"
@@TheTGOAC Don't care, I'm right.
watching this cured me of my lactose intolerance after charborg played this for a whole 17 hours, I drank an entire gallon of milk and was fine !
Wait until the constipation hits
Sounds like my brother, who LOVES ice-cream a bit too much.
Welcome to the Strong Boned family, no longer will that Weak Boned propaganda hurt you anymore
can someone please get this man to a hospital
No, you just hit rock bottom in general health…
This feels like a non intentional horror game
Breaking news: japanese guy goes to a farm where everyone and everything shares the same braincell
A friend of mine got this game for some ungodly reason, and physically COULD NOT get any milk in the basin because TURNING THE CAMERA SPILLS THE MILK OUT OF THE BUCKET.
10/10, amazing game.
You should play CHKN it's a game on steam where you make your own weird twisted animals and you can make them fight or just set them out into the wild and try to survive
DO IT
oh my god you just unlocked a memory i never thought i'd dig out ever again
thank you
Np
This will inspire a lot of Directly Drink Milk from Cow-likes. Or how I like to call them, DDMC clones.
the dark souls of cow drinking
This is 100% the fetish of the dude who made it
It has to be right?
Drink Milk Directly From Cow is definitely one of the games ever made.
I like how at 15:02 when he was trying to milk the cows he didn't realize they were male cows.. which cant really be milked.
The dude he plays as kinda looks like the "this is how mafia works" man
It is the guy, it's a ripped asset
@@hope6840 I thought the mafia boss was a store-bought asset. Was it actually ripped from somewhere?
@@stefanm.734 No, that's what I meant by ripped, it's commonly taken from the store (Whether this game did that or not IDK because it looks scuffed)
dude i got like a panic attack when those guys were followed him at the beginning
Deranged
What suprises me the most is that this game is actualy listed on RUclips.
what the heck
I feel like this game awakened a new fetish on at least one person
Hm. Not me. Hm.
Me.
Based on your username it was probably you
It was joe
No matter how weird or obscure the fetish is, there will be a shitty game about it
This game feels like a dream's interpretation of a game
If I could go back in time and show ancient people anything, I think it would be this game. This is what humans will one day do.
This game is harder than dark souls
This was truly so beautiful. On the eighth hour of him playing this, my family and I were in tears at how amazing the experience was. Thank you charborg for opening our eyes and exposing us to the truth
You got the milk now please come back its been almost 15 years
i love how they used the mafia boss skin for the guy
There's something so unnerving about this game
Yea like how the characters talk with a weird distortion effect and the call at the end
And also that sound that keeps playing on the background makes it feel so alone, without including the autor of the game probably has some fucked up fetishes
13:05 tree stump jumpscare
Love how the van literally smacks into tree shadows and also how charborg always manages to render a game completely unplayable.
I need to see this mans entire steam library it must be majestic
The neighbors house is a fucking Skyrim asset isn’t it
Everything makes more sense if you think this is a prequel to EYE: Divine Cybermancy
in 2000 years when aliens find our dead remains, I hope this is the one piece of technology that makes it out alive
truly one of the greatest achievement of humanity
"Weirdest game I've ever played" all the games are the new weirdest one, 2 days ago was wobbledogs
Remember when Baldborg pretended he wasn't a furry?
Both my heads are pleased by this shameless content
All 3 of my heads are pleased
@@I-eat-minimum-wage-workers AYO
Can I see?
@@hope6840 no it stays in my basement so
@@hope6840 there’s a few dead children down there and a lot of alive their searching on Google for…. Stuff
🤨📸
HOLY SHIT! The player character is the same asset used for those weird Mafia city ads!
Why is this kinda unnerving? Something tells me that if i play the entire game i will find something horrible or the author has some messed up fetishes.
Milk Cows: "I just added all of the Unity Assetpacks" Edition
This has Horror Game vibes.
6:15 OMG this is secretly a second person game and we are just some guy floating around this weird man who drinks milk and we are just watching him!!!:0
"STOP- STOP STOPP"
it's called "drink milk directly from cow" for a reason 🤭
The origin of the Mafia City boss ads
The intro music 🥹2:10
I am udderly terrified.
Charborg is the mafia boss
I've heard this guy streams almost every day at around 6pm CST
and I though the scooter game was weird, but this one definitely takes the cake
Unkle ben what hapend?!
MILK GAME!
I got an ad for ‘village dairy’ underneath this
This game looks like Mr.Prepper had a baby with farming simulator except with incest.
Imagine experiencing this shit irl 😟 (like those ridiculous gta npc shorts)
Worst, yes
Weirdest, I don't think so, wolf quest was wild
10 bucks is a steal, this game is a masterpiece
This is the best shitpost in history
This was livestreamed, he streams almost everyday at 6pm CST
The main guy even looks like Homelander
so early to this video that im THIS close to being eaten by a prehistoric dinosaur called "Charborgus"
This is what I see when I smoke Salvia
Hiddeo Kojimoto has done it again! 🐄👏🐄
Player character be looking like level 35 boss
7:47 Looks like he’s doing the Michael Jackson pose
lean
I like how the player model is just the one from the thats how mafia works ads
10:04 hardest I've laughed in a long time
You need to get Aqua to play this.
And uh... Maybe run a malware scan too..
this game is very human. very easy to play.
That’s A Bull
Oh No
This game seems like some kind of wierd fever dream
Default unity running/walking?
Clearly default assets and characters?
Fence not even connected or aligned?
Yup this is an asset flip alright
I genuinely don’t think it is. Notice how wierdly accurate to IRL farming some parts of this are? My guess is that this was made either by an actual farmer or the son of a farmer.
@@neonlightillusion maybe but for 10 bucks def rip off
Yo the player model is the one of that mafia boss add
10:04 that's not milk....
This dude is so underrated its rediculous
What did the telephone guy say?
this game has better voice acting than some AAA games, even your character talks when you choose a dialogue option
2 minutes and 30 seconds in and i already laughed myself half to death
it's been a while since i've seen something this amazing.
This has to be the weirdest game I have seen since juice world
i saw the character and instantly thought of drunken bar fight
This is definently a game of all time
Now this is a game I can get behind
What did the person on the phone say at the end of the video?
That's some real mafia
This is my favorite game of all time
Appreciate ya Borg. Needed this funny video today 👁👄👁
Looks like the guy from mafia city took a different turn in life
I hope the cow game is an arg
Sincerely
The MC has the same model as one of the guys from those mafia city ads
I SAW THIS GAME ON STEAM WHAT
My sides😁😁😁 I'm dying of laughter
I miss you dad
We all miss our daddy
Damn! Those driving physics are great… compared to Payday 2…
Thats the level 30 guy from those crappy mafia mobile game ads
This is definitely the best game ever
When’s the new ken tucky video dropping?!?!
the mafia city character model kills me
I'm crying with laughter
Damn. At the time if writing, nobody has finished the video at normal speed. I'm 12 minutes after upload.
May we just acknowledge the Player character is the Mafia Coty Boss?
i'm almost sure this is a horror game for fuck's sake
mafia man drinks unpasteurized raw milk
then out of nowhere monkeys with ninja swords
It has a scion xb/toyta BB so that game is worth $60 and a 10/10
Your character is literally the mafia boss from the this is how mafia works ad