>LTG swings wildly with a move he doesnt know the frame data for >completely whiffs airball not even close >properly punished with a launcher >LTG flips his shit classic
@@someclevername8167 you obviously don't know what terrible sounds like if you said he doesn't sound terrible 😂 Everything he does is terrible. He's a living wrecking ball
Even Dale is aware that he gets clapped to Sonic music all the time, to the point where he'll sometimes skip over a song in his playlist if it's from a Sonic game.
“Eddy used to take skill” that’s how you know he’s a fraud. Eddy is doing classic Eddy shit that people have been complaining about for 20 years. And honestly, he’s less degenerate in this game than he was in the older ones.
You just exposed yourself as never playing tekken. Try eddy in tag 2,or even tekken 7, then try him here. Keep mashing x. Oh what happened? Tekken 8 is babies first tekken and your all still terrible even with Ur inflated ranks
Oh and back 1,4 was the eddy staple. You can't do that in 8 any more for a full combo. But u can mash x non stop. You would know this if u actually played.
"People just fish for a launcher" Yes, Dale, that's Tekken. That's how Tekken's basically always been. You can find old high-skill T3 matches and that's exactly what they do.
i know people always say they were laughing so hard but that cha cha music got me ,,class that probably the funniest thing for this week ,that slither of health 👍
Yes. It is. Its a marketing tactic where if you show off how many people have already bought something, it encourages more people to buy it. It just doesn't work for Dale because the "product" is one of the worst things you can possibly buy; giving someone money to tell them you're worthless and not doing enough to a deadbeat groomer father.
Remember how his beatch azz says side stepping doesn't work in T8?? Yet that Lily side stepped his clown azz and did her super!? Haha, it just doesn't work for Dale! 🤣
I love how he complains that Bryans play the same way as if the character isn’t literally built around chasing counterhits and pretty much nothing else like damn what do you want that guy to do, poke you with Bryan’s amazing (shit) poking?
I'm laughing because folk have been CRYING about Eddy Gordo since Dale and I were 12 years old. That's not a new complaint. Da-Lawn still getting cooked by day one combos from 1997 is nutty af. We too old for this shit bro
Man it used to be funny watching Dale spazz out over losing at video games but this recent "spam/sniper/this game is worse than the one that came previous" thing is really sad now. Like, I only watch clips and I've gotten sick of it. I can't begin to imagine how fed up people who watch him unironically are with his bullshit. Hiding his screen and cam lol 😂 Dudes be like "tune into LTG's stream, tonight at 1 am! Watch a grown man cry and complain using the same 4 excuses and looking at his phone every 5 minutes. Oh hell yea bro I'm definitely tuning into that! Just retire and get a 9-5 Dale. Take care of your kid. This isn't your thing anymore.
"Eddy used to take skill" WTF??? In Tekken 3 (his debut) you can basically win by holding back and pressing the kick buttons in any rhythm or sequence, and it will work every f*cking time. What the f*ck is Dale talking about??? I though he played Tekken since he was a small kid.
What cracks me up so much is the fact that I bet for awhile he actually wasn't getting sniped as much as he claims. But with how much of a CONSTANT and NEVER ENDING prick and terrible person he is, it's almost as if he's manifested it into existence because there's a good likely chance there are quite a few people DEVOTED to ensuring this man has a terrible gaming experience and I commend and appreciate every single one of them lmao
5:56 Man, I can't tell if LTG is doing this on purpose as part of his stream content or he just that bad. Opponent was on plus Why did he used db1. That is literally slow asf to startup
Recording himself false reporting people is a Type Zero Civilization move.
You're giving too much credit to Dale
Matrix juice making him lag out of the game 😭
Ltg is the best tekken pro ever
S T A L K I N G. M Y.
A section 8
Anyone else notice when he goes to report the Jun at 1:45 he hovers over “Rookie Hunting” when choosing the reason? 😂
Was literally about to say the same thing lol
How is that even reportable? Smashing noobs is part of gaming.
@@Windrider784it’s more in the context of smurfing
"he's smurfing on me, duu"
@@maxhernandez239 Nothing wrong with a little smurfing.
stalking my.
a scolar
70 iq scholar
Type 0 civilization scholar 😂
stalking-horse .... you going ot let that one slide tho?
😂😂😂😂
These comments 😂😂😂
Round start: ....
Dale gets hit once: "StReaM sNipEr"
😂😂😂😂😂
>LTG swings wildly with a move he doesnt know the frame data for
>completely whiffs airball not even close
>properly punished with a launcher
>LTG flips his shit
classic
Rinse, repeat. 😂
into THEY KEEP SPAMMING THE SAME FUCKING COMBO
it's like yeah you keep whiffing dumb shit they're gonna punish you with the big launcher combo 😂😂
>LTG gets caught mashing
>gets counterhit
>"JUST KEEP FUCKING MASHING!!!"
No they were just throwing out random launchers trust
@@EvilHarry-j3k Cap.
1:45 his mind told him to make the correct report, rookie hunting, but his pride told him to falsely accuse the player of hacking
1:00 W edit🤣
Hearing him sing tho is an assault to my ears 😭😂
It lowkey didn’t sound terrible. Like, he’s definitely no Ginuwine, but it could’ve been a respectable cover at the very least
He even shittily attempted to pull off the "reach out towards the camera" move lol
@@someclevername8167 you obviously don't know what terrible sounds like if you said he doesn't sound terrible 😂 Everything he does is terrible. He's a living wrecking ball
Type zero usher
Bro that was me who asked him how he’s so bad. Easiest rage bait of my life
W, lmfao 😂
2:25
Stalking my what ?
Your report will do nothing Mr Dale Wilson
Dale's such a zero IQ person
1:39 @LG_BOII has Dale so traumatized he's spamming report on randon Juns, he's officially the king of stream snipers 😂
He's got PTSLGD 😂
"Eddie used to have skill"
Bruh and you want me to believe he has played the game since his childhood?
Eddy was THE mashing character basically since he was introduced 😂
before Tekken 8 i haven't played since Tekken 5 and even i know eddy was the mashing character lol
Dale was an adult when the first tekken released
@@turgidbanana he was 10 years old tf are you on about
@@turgidbanana tekken 3 was his first tekken game, according to dale
00:57 BRO WTF WAS THAT??!! That's High Tier God level editting.😂😂😂😂
I'm crying that nigga got domain expansion'd.
You guys hate the man but are tooughroully entertained by him
@@surotto4321He’s a lolcow, he’s entertaining by design
Shit was hilarious 😂
@@surotto4321how do you click on a lolcow troll video and feel that this conclusion is worth pointing out?
Casino Night Zone Theme 🕺💃
Shit was jammin you know the link to the remix?
Forever a banger💎
Forever a banger💎
2:00 “Stalking My”
dale really just made a report and put "stalking" into the description box. Cornball. What more can i say? lol
Clown get back in the basement 😂.
@alphagigachad2552 Finish your double shift at Wendy's first and then you can defend your bf all you want junior! 😂 You and Dale both live in sec8.
10:09 thats my DAWG
Love how he's so paranoid of the God the myth the legendary LG that all juns make hime scared
2:26 “this player has already been reported LOL
Its something new EVERY NIGHT
Nah it's not. It's the same rinse and repeat ltg broken record 😂
EVERYTHING IS SOOOOONIC!!!!!
The sonic curse is active not only for songs, but also for the character himself.
For someone that claims to be phenomenal at Tekken, Dale sure seems to get No Round Browned a lot.
never thought I'd see the day where LTG gets mentally touched by Sonic 😂
Even Dale is aware that he gets clapped to Sonic music all the time, to the point where he'll sometimes skip over a song in his playlist if it's from a Sonic game.
@FinalYickadee lmfaoo 😂 I never noticed that. But if that's true, then that's crazy. Hahaha
“Eddy used to take skill” that’s how you know he’s a fraud. Eddy is doing classic Eddy shit that people have been complaining about for 20 years. And honestly, he’s less degenerate in this game than he was in the older ones.
He was just referred to as Eddie Gordo Wins.🤣🤣
You just exposed yourself as never playing tekken. Try eddy in tag 2,or even tekken 7, then try him here. Keep mashing x. Oh what happened?
Tekken 8 is babies first tekken and your all still terrible even with Ur inflated ranks
Oh and back 1,4 was the eddy staple. You can't do that in 8 any more for a full combo. But u can mash x non stop. You would know this if u actually played.
@@seanblack5789very coherent statement
@@seanblack5789go back to your main acc Dale
What do you want them to do, Dale? Let you hit them?
"all these dumb n* look for is a way to launch you, that's it"
literally yes
bro gets mad everytime his constant whiffs get punished like bro what do u expect 💀💀💀
Gettin old and impatient… sounds about 40
Ironically, Bryan’s victory animation perfectly describes LTG after every match in tekken.
"I WAS HALFWAY TO THE NEXT RANK"
remember it's never serious and not important.
this is TWO PERCENT he's not even TRYING
"stalking my" BRO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
An absolute scholar
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Lily sidestep to RA was *chef kiss*
Lmao the instant cam off mic muted when he sees a Jun will NEVER NOT be hilarious 😂😂😂
How dare he did that to Ginuwine.... And couldn't even hit the backup singer notes....... 😡
EVERY CASINO NIGHT!
You gotta do Oil Ocean next time tho FR 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
No love for chemical plant?
2:24 "Stalking my" 😂💀 dale foaming at the mouth angry
"People just fish for a launcher"
Yes, Dale, that's Tekken. That's how Tekken's basically always been. You can find old high-skill T3 matches and that's exactly what they do.
he thinks everyone he plays against is only there to stream snipe him 😂 high tier victimhood
This guy is so trash for the years hes been playing
That Law at the end was incredible and yes Dale that person was beyond better than you 😂
Yoo the reports at the start of the vid got me crying 😂😂
Dale's reached his limit on Feng. DB 2,2 2 carried him past green rank bots who never duck, now he'll never win another match ever again.
That first match was incredible. The jun was trolling with those heals, and Dale was foaming at the mouf trying to stop him, but still lost
Complaining about characters while using feng is a new low for me
Yeah man this guy is so weak...
Yea well when you're this bad even the 2 hardest carried characters can seem ass lol
i know people always say they were laughing so hard but that cha cha music got me ,,class that probably the funniest thing for this week ,that slither of health 👍
Why you do my ninja in with the clip of him singing ginuwine oh lawd 🤣🤣
It assaulted my damn ears man 😭😂
I get that he's probably on at a late hour, but 1300 views to 3500 subs should be a *MAJOR* red flag to Twitch. C'mon man...
I was gonna say. Wouldn’t he be netting at least 2000 -2500 viewers a night
@@redmarioproductions Probably even more than that.
So you're saying he's buying subs? Wouldn't that be expensive af?
Yes. It is.
Its a marketing tactic where if you show off how many people have already bought something, it encourages more people to buy it.
It just doesn't work for Dale because the "product" is one of the worst things you can possibly buy; giving someone money to tell them you're worthless and not doing enough to a deadbeat groomer father.
And he genuinely gets pressed over people saying he is bad with money when he spends over 10k on those fake subs.
15:47 This Law was cooking
When the Law jumped over his low sweep, thats when I knew that guy was on another level
Remember how his beatch azz says side stepping doesn't work in T8?? Yet that Lily side stepped his clown azz and did her super!? Haha, it just doesn't work for Dale! 🤣
I love how he complains that Bryans play the same way as if the character isn’t literally built around chasing counterhits and pretty much nothing else like damn what do you want that guy to do, poke you with Bryan’s amazing (shit) poking?
1:00
Brb...
*Crying* 😂
He cannot overcome his limits here.
11:48
Every Bryan is just fishing for Da Lawn-cher
LTG cant be a real person right? Surely no real human would act this way and do what he does.
LTG and Dale Emanuel Wilson are one and the same, my guy. This is who he really is.
Duu like they pop heat every second duu like they have heat come after specific moves. Youre not special I'm special duuuu
love how he blames connection but we can clearly see he's not lagging
Jun is his kryptonite at this point.
Dale has to have the longest block list ever, he has to have broken that record
I believe he has had to empty the lists out multiple times in multiple games because he maxes out the number of players you can block.
@@glitchesarecool1014 damn if there was no limit he would have the Guinness world record or something and play no one
Yeah the Tekken * block list alone holds 100 people and he has that shit maxed out, and has to free up space multiple times on it
Falsely reporting other players because they are better than him? That’s just the funniest and most cringiest thing ever lmao
He cries about mashing while he's actively getting mixed lmao
0:58 that transition was godlike
ngl, "centillion" made me cackle before I even clicked the video
I'm laughing because folk have been CRYING about Eddy Gordo since Dale and I were 12 years old. That's not a new complaint.
Da-Lawn still getting cooked by day one combos from 1997 is nutty af. We too old for this shit bro
lax bro, eat a chili dog
7:08What a comeback from that eddie
W music at 5:02 , shoutout MF DOOM.
Arrow Root is one of my favorite DOOM beats
LG tormented Dale with Jun. Nicholai too. Automatic Cam Off.
mashing buttons mashing buttons wake up pop heat
That Law folded Dale like a chair lmao
14:15 the coping under the zenless zone zero music 😭
Man it used to be funny watching Dale spazz out over losing at video games but this recent "spam/sniper/this game is worse than the one that came previous" thing is really sad now. Like, I only watch clips and I've gotten sick of it. I can't begin to imagine how fed up people who watch him unironically are with his bullshit. Hiding his screen and cam lol 😂
Dudes be like "tune into LTG's stream, tonight at 1 am! Watch a grown man cry and complain using the same 4 excuses and looking at his phone every 5 minutes.
Oh hell yea bro I'm definitely tuning into that! Just retire and get a 9-5 Dale. Take care of your kid. This isn't your thing anymore.
"Stalking my"
Based Sonic the Stevehog.
He was simply too fast.
3:55 swag activated
7:00 was amazing !!!
That Sonic really protruded his cognitive
ltg blocks and runs from a girl, confirmed.
You really think the person playing that jun is a girl??? Wow
@@alexthompson5726 maybe 1 or 2, but i was referring to Jun herself. Wow.
Bro that Lili side stepping was so beautiful you can't say it was the player he literally predicted ltg movement 😂
Bro that Eddy 😭😭😭😭
At this rate I think we're more likely to see him reach Garyu of Destruction
He almost reported for rookie hunting.😂
bro is on a mission to have the longest block list in the game
Ltg is the star of his own show.
10:00 is what you’re here for lmao
You’re too slow unc!!!😂😂
LTG the kinda guy to get happy birthday'd in a 1v1 fighter
7:06 dude this edit broke me it's amazing and hilarious thanks for this 😂
no way in hell is he getting GoD lol
"Hey mods, the person who said I was cooked, Cook him for two weeks." 🤣
11:54 the idea of doing the same combos repeatedly doesn't click with LTG because he can't do optimal combos to save his life lmao
"Eddy used to take skill" WTF??? In Tekken 3 (his debut) you can basically win by holding back and pressing the kick buttons in any rhythm or sequence, and it will work every f*cking time. What the f*ck is Dale talking about??? I though he played Tekken since he was a small kid.
7:05 oh my god that eddy is swaggy
I imagine whoever gets these reports like "stalking?? Wtf does that mean"
Stalking my
Deadbeat Dale getting pressed like a panini
Did someone in his chat said "ltg my goat"? Damnn
Absolutely FUCKING BODIED by that Steve
absolute cinema
NOT THE CASINO NIGHT INTRO🎰🌃
What cracks me up so much is the fact that I bet for awhile he actually wasn't getting sniped as much as he claims. But with how much of a CONSTANT and NEVER ENDING prick and terrible person he is, it's almost as if he's manifested it into existence because there's a good likely chance there are quite a few people DEVOTED to ensuring this man has a terrible gaming experience and I commend and appreciate every single one of them lmao
Sonic will always haunt Dale no matter what.
5:56 Man, I can't tell if LTG is doing this on purpose as part of his stream content or he just that bad.
Opponent was on plus Why did he used db1. That is literally slow asf to startup
You really think this scrub knows framedata? Ur giving him too much credit
@nicebird1082 I don't. and I never will. 😂 i just find it hilarious. I'm starting to get doubts if this on purpose
HighTierGawd can we have the old song back in the intro? The jazzy song?